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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 4: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 4: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses

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Speaker 4: this charming pickup line on you. Hi, there, is it

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Speaker 4: cool if I tied your shoes? Because I'm not going

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Speaker 4: to let you fall for anyone else but me. Okay,

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Speaker 4: whatever you do, don't point out the huge stain on

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Speaker 4: the front of his corduroy paints. It's orange juice.

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Speaker 3: You can smell it if you want.

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Speaker 4: Instead, tell them his pickup line just made you hotter

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Speaker 4: than the bottom of Bill gates laptop computer. And that's

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Speaker 4: when you get in the number to the loser line.

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Speaker 4: So hopefully you can call it. Leave an awkward voicemail.

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Speaker 4: We can play on the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Share the juggler. Uh, I hope we can work something

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Speaker 5: out with your cats. You know, I personally always thought

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Speaker 5: that juggling kiddens was It was a great draw for

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Speaker 5: a crowd, and the one month old litter that you

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Speaker 5: were talking about that you've had sounds just about perfect.

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Speaker 5: You know, if I think about it. They're they're old

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Speaker 5: enough to not be too fragile, but young enough where

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Speaker 5: their claws, you know, their claws aren't gonna hurt my

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Speaker 5: hands too much. So and I won't need all seven

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Speaker 5: of them. I think just four should be enough, like

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Speaker 5: you know, and four that you feel really like about.

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Speaker 5: So what do you say we meet up in the

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Speaker 5: safe corner on Saturday. I'll see you then, No.

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Speaker 4: Joe Juggling.

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Speaker 3: We need this man's information to put a like wanted

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Speaker 3: poster at every animal rescue in the city.

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Speaker 4: How it would cling onto everything. I love that you

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Speaker 4: can tell that he's tried this with adult test before

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Speaker 4: and it's gone horribly wrong. So he's like, you know what,

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Speaker 4: the young ones, I'm gonna have the most viral TikTok

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Speaker 4: of all time.

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Speaker 5: That is terrible period. Do not try that ever at home.

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Speaker 4: You puppies instead.

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Speaker 3: Next message, Hi, Joey, It's from Bumble. I look forward

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Speaker 3: to getting to know you better. But before we get together,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna need you to go ahead and send me

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Speaker 3: a list of the news channels that you watch, your

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Speaker 3: go tos, the websites that you get your current events

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Speaker 3: news from, and the social issues that matter to most

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Speaker 3: if you could, just you don't have to rank them,

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Speaker 3: nothing crazy, just like maybe top five or so would

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Speaker 3: be good in no particular order. And a brief overview

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Speaker 3: of your religious belief that's got to get this all

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Speaker 3: squared away.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: Waste your time, and I certainly don't want to waste mine.

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Speaker 3: So go ahead and get me that info by five

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Speaker 3: o'clock and we'll see as soon. I'm looking forward to

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Speaker 3: its con.

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Speaker 4: Forward to it unless you watch MSNBC, in which case

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Speaker 4: you could take a long walk off a short pier.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that woman has gone out with two

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Speaker 3: many conspiracy theorists.

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Speaker 6: I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to cut it off right in the beginning.

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Speaker 5: She is what.

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Speaker 4: The conspiracy theorists vibe for sure. I gotta say, I

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Speaker 4: am curious where our listeners get their news from. I

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Speaker 4: would suggest when something big happens in the world and

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Speaker 4: you want up to the minute coverage with the inside scoop,

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Speaker 4: go to our TikTok at Brook and Jefferyes.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, if you want to know nothing

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Speaker 3: about it, then go to our TikTok.

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Speaker 4: Bag Jose and I will be reporting live with matching

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Speaker 4: Blazers electus will do the weather, and Brook she's got

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Speaker 4: the behind the scenes look because someone has to run

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Speaker 4: the camera for us. Either way, you'll get our best

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Speaker 4: loser lines of the week right there at Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey on TikTok Maiden.

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Speaker 5: I was a technical director at a news station for

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Speaker 5: quite a while.

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Speaker 4: Who says you have no skills? Now, let's get back

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Speaker 4: to the clips.

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Speaker 2: Messed. Hey, Jammy, it's me. I just want to think

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Speaker 2: that I feel I feel really bad about what happened.

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Speaker 2: I should have known that it's a bad idea to

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Speaker 2: bring that kid to the bar, who was really dumb.

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Speaker 2: But I read somewhere that the girls think guys are

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Speaker 2: more responsible if they have kids.

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Speaker 5: But I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: He'd start crying and yelling that's not my daddy. And

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Speaker 2: Henry came over and it was just embarrassing, you know.

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Speaker 2: But I got it all straightened out with a lady

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Speaker 2: who was shopping that door or whatever. She dropped the

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Speaker 2: kidnapping charges. But I still have to make a court

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Speaker 2: appearance next Tuesday. It's just a formality, so yes, go

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Speaker 2: ahead and just get back community can all right? See?

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Speaker 4: Do I understand the logic of this the right way,

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Speaker 4: Like he tried to impress a girl by bringing a

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Speaker 4: random child into a bar because he thought it would

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Speaker 4: make him look responsible, and then.

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Speaker 5: Got arrested for kidnapping.

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Speaker 3: I mean she hit drying the charges.

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Speaker 4: But I feel bad. There's somewhere in that bar that's

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Speaker 4: like all that dream guys getting carted away.

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Speaker 3: Okay, maybe that made him horter getting.

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Speaker 5: I think he needs to go hang out with kitten jugglers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Hi, Jessica, I just wanted to thank you

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Speaker 1: again for helping me out.

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Speaker 6: And uh, you know the reason I'm.

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Speaker 7: Doing this is is in two weeks I'll be leaving

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Speaker 7: for the Siberian Tundra and I need to get acclimated

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Speaker 7: to the temperature change. So i'd i'd like to take

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Speaker 7: the chance to live in the freezer of one of.

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Speaker 1: Your outback steakhouses.

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Speaker 7: That you manage. And don't worry.

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Speaker 6: Don't worry. I won't touch any food and I won't

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Speaker 6: get anyone's way. I Uh, you know, when I come

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Speaker 6: back from the trip, I planned to write a book

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Speaker 6: about my frozen experiences and and like I said, I, Jessica,

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Speaker 6: I promised to give you and and out back all

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Speaker 6: the credit you know, I'll put you in the thank

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Speaker 6: yoush section of the book. And you know, while I'm

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Speaker 6: I'm living in your freezer one of the if one

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Speaker 6: of the cooks wants to leave a bloomin onion by

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Speaker 6: the door when they when they leave, it would be

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Speaker 6: nice to Those things are delicious.

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Speaker 4: How needs to hire this man immediately?

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Speaker 3: I've put in bets on that he gets eaten by

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Speaker 3: a polar bear in his first week.

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Speaker 4: Remember you listen to the Loser Line regularly at this

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Speaker 4: time every single week. Make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey TikTok too, so you can hear your

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Speaker 4: favorite loser lines right there.

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Speaker 6: I can to stop thinking about that.

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Speaker 4: Guys, We're gonna do a phone tap right after this

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.