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Speaker 1: Gotta start with Happy Veterans Day. Yes, proud other marine

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Speaker 2: So thank you so much for all your service out there,

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Speaker 2: and yeah, we we really truly appreciate it. So we

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Speaker 2: do have a full hour episode for you, and you

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Speaker 2: know there'd be some fun, there'll be some laughters, there'll

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Speaker 2: be some stuff some Yeah, you know, don't set your

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Speaker 2: to start by highlighting one of our listeners.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Sophie Rothrock said, is there a video of Brooks saying, hey, boys.

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Speaker 4: How you do it?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm so I need to see it. I'm picturing

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Speaker 3: Brock and Jose on the strip in Vegas, with Brooke

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Speaker 3: aggressively putting the mic in people's faces. I've heard the

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Speaker 3: clip multiple times as I've been an avid listener since

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Speaker 3: elementary school. Now I'm a senior in college and I

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Speaker 3: just want some background on that clip.

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Speaker 2: Hey, bos Hey, how you doing it? So we were

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Speaker 2: in Vegas and our producer had pulled me aside after

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Speaker 2: we had been heavily drinking and asked me. I think

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Speaker 5: Like, hey, interview you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was interviewing me while I was drunk and

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Speaker 2: he was like, hey, how would you hit on some

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's exactly how it happened.

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Speaker 2: That's how they all came flocking to me. I sat

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Speaker 2: it and suddenly a myriad of retractive men were all around.

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Speaker 7: It's weird.

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Speaker 2: We don't have a video of that part. Okay, you know,

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Speaker 2: a big cheeseburgery immediately afterwards. Yeah, so there you go. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 2: thanks for being here. Your false hour starts right now.

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Speaker 2: Uh oh. Warning, that's what we're starting with.

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Speaker 5: If you're an old person, better think twice before visiting Australia.

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Speaker 5: That's a warning. Okay, it's broken Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 5: because something's there that's more deadly than the animals and

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Speaker 5: the spiders and all the giant bugs that live there.

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Speaker 5: What I'm talking about children's playgrounds in Australia right now,

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Speaker 5: only for old people. I say that because all over

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Speaker 5: the count they've been renovating some of their older public

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Speaker 5: play areas by installing trampolines built directly into the ground.

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Speaker 6: Dude.

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Speaker 2: Those are where they like dig a pit and then

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Speaker 2: they put the train over the pit.

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Speaker 1: So like if you fall, you're only falling on the ground.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's still hurts well. But the kids problem is

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Speaker 5: old folks like to walk through the parks in the

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Speaker 5: ensuits and we've all like walked on a trampoline.

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Speaker 2: It's so uneasy, but it's such a weird feeling, like

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Speaker 5: One man drove his mobility scooters straight into the ground

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Speaker 5: and his rascal became wedged into the side of it.

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Speaker 5: He got stuck for hours until eventually passers by notice

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Speaker 1: They need to just put up some signs.

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Speaker 5: But their eyes aren't good so they can't read the

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Speaker 2: But did she still say we because it was fun?

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Speaker 1: Ye, kids coming and just bouncing. I'm super.

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Speaker 5: I'm showing a photo to my co host. Now the

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Speaker 5: trampolines where they've had to put makeshift cages around them

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Speaker 2: You know, you always wonder who's going to ruin the fun,

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Speaker 5: Always the Olds. But now let's go to someone that

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Speaker 5: I would love to bounce around with. Hey, that'd be

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Speaker 5: Digital Jake for the shock collar question of the day, Jake,

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Speaker 5: let's do it on this day.

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Speaker 4: In two thousand and three, the movie Elf, starring Will Ferrell,

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Speaker 4: theaters and became an instant holiday classic, bringing in two

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Speaker 5: It's my favorite number one all time.

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Speaker 4: But the film success didn't stop there. Since then, Buddy's

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Speaker 4: themed board games like Monopoly and Elf Clue, Buddy the Elf,

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Speaker 5: And Halloween Time like a full on Buddy Elf. Someone

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Speaker 6: That's a brilliant Halloween cost And He's not the only

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Speaker 4: And that's why today we're doing a special Christmas Cash

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Speaker 4: Cows edition of elenty of twenty. Now I have a

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Speaker 4: Santa Claus who have been commercialized and used to sell

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Speaker 4: products during the season of giving. Okay, okay, Buddy, the

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Speaker 4: Elf is number five on the list, so you cannot

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Speaker 4: guess him, nobody. They could be animated or not animated,

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Speaker 4: a beer coozy, they might be on the list. All right,

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Speaker 4: Let's start with the woman who buys forty packs of

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Speaker 4: Missus Claus's secret naughtist lingerie. That's Brooke.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 1: You know I like my panties real big. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: just five hours to make this bag.

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Speaker 4: We're a top twenty most iconic Holiday characters.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Why, but I always feel like, because of a Charlie

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Speaker 2: Brown Christmas that Snoopy is a big Christmas person.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say Snoopy.

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Speaker 5: Snoopy as a Christmas character.

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Speaker 2: Okay, they could I wait, I don't understand then I

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Speaker 5: Mickey out famous Christmas character, Okay, just only Christmas, not

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Speaker 4: Rainbows the number one the answer on the list. We

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Speaker 4: wake up as a group here, no one, sorry, Oh say,

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Speaker 4: We're over to you now.

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Speaker 5: Frosty.

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Speaker 4: Frosty the Snowman is number two on my list. Here

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Speaker 4: we go, We're locked in now, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure I signed up for a credit card

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Speaker 5: one year because the ghost of Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Past was all that's actually good.

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Speaker 5: Just the ghost of Christmas past, was my answer, Brook.

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Speaker 1: It was like multiple time Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Jacob Marley, the Ghost of Christmas Past, number thirteen on

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Speaker 4: my list. I'm gonna take the ghost of past, present, and.

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Speaker 5: Future all off the boarder there, okay.

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Speaker 4: And he lenks the chain also off the board. We're

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Speaker 4: over to Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, I don't remember.

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Speaker 4: THET was capital one. It was a very popular ass.

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Speaker 4: Don't make me mad with this answer, missus Klaus, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Alexis number four to Brook.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, how about Tiny Tim.

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Speaker 4: Tiny Tim good one yes, Number eighteen on my list,

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Speaker 4: sell stuff a little crutches, different ointments or salves for

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Speaker 4: his bodily ailments. Of course, yeah, with some clocks so

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Speaker 4: you can know what boy, what day is it? Calendar

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Speaker 4: is probably yeah, we're moving on Jose.

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Speaker 5: A lot of merchandise. Yeah, I'm gonna go with my

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Speaker 5: singing You're a mean would number three on my list, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 5: Did anybody else buy tires because Jack Frost told you

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Speaker 5: He like blue cold wind across a road and then

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Speaker 2: Is that the creepy Jack Frost from like the seventies cartoon?

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Speaker 5: I think from I'm thinking from the nineties Jack Frost.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Jack Frost Number seven on my list. We go

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go because there's so many people from that

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Speaker 3: movie the Scrooge then, or is that the thinking of

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Speaker 1: His name is in that.

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Speaker 4: Movie, Screwge Scrooge. I will take Ebenezer Scrooge, the Scrooge.

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Speaker 4: I would have denied, he's not a hairy beast.

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Speaker 2: Back to Brook do you guys know the Heatmeister. I'm

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Speaker 1: My mom loves that movie. That is her favorite christ.

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Speaker 8: Movie of all times.

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Speaker 1: It's really creepy. Yeah, it's weird.

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Speaker 2: That's the same one that I was thinking Jack Frost

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Speaker 5: Cindy lou Who is not.

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Speaker 2: On my list, and all the who's.

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Speaker 4: None of the who's in fact, elf, the elf on

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Speaker 4: the shelf is not on my list. Jefy over to you.

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Speaker 5: You get this wrong, and I think I saw this

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Speaker 5: stop motion clamation. Wasn't the Abominable Snowman in.

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Speaker 4: One of yours? Abominable Snowman did not.

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Speaker 2: Really good?

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Speaker 4: That means Alexis has won this Christmas character edition of

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Speaker 4: plenty of twenty. Here's some of the names you guys miss.

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Speaker 4: Number six, Little Drummer Boy was on the list. Charlie

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Speaker 4: Brown from a Charlie Brown Christmas He's Not Stupid Crampis

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Speaker 4: Ralphie from a Christmas Story, The snow Miser and heat Miser.

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Speaker 4: I would not have accepted, meister. Those are both on

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Speaker 5: So Alexis takes home the wind today and she gets

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Speaker 5: a choose to get shot while singing rocking around the

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Speaker 6: Good, good logic, A rock in the round the.

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Speaker 4: Graspmath bardy hop you can hear the impression in his voice.

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Speaker 5: You need some of that tiny tim medicine to work

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Speaker 5: on that. That's your shock all A question of the day.

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Speaker 5: I got your phone tab coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 7: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Brooke, maybe you can confirm this when you're married. Okay,

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Speaker 5: you know everything there is to know about your partner.

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Speaker 5: That's true, Like, there's no way Michael could still be

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Speaker 1: At this point, I'd be surprised.

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Speaker 5: Okay, cool, all right, Mike, you are in the clear.

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Speaker 5: She has absolutely no idea.

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Speaker 2: Wink Emochie, are you texting Michael?

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Speaker 5: Here we go? No, nothing, nothing's going on here. I'm

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Speaker 5: only asking because there is a married woman out there

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Speaker 5: who doesn't know her husband made up a really dumb

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Speaker 5: just to make sure his now wife and her parents

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Speaker 5: don't ever find out good. It's that embarrassing, and it's

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Speaker 5: coming up in a mass speaker right now.

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Speaker 4: Consion I can't take back all arms speak.

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Speaker 5: We got a text into seven eighty five nine to

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Speaker 5: two that says, I'm a dentist, and honestly, my number

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Speaker 5: one judgment about patience isn't if they flass, it's if

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Speaker 5: they don't trim their nose hairs. I never thought about that. Surprisingly,

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Speaker 5: ladies are often worse, So please trim them before your

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Speaker 6: Wait, come on, Brooks other hairs longer than her head hair.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, you're.

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Speaker 2: It's not like you're looking at it all the time.

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Speaker 5: But you know what, we do appreciate the helpful tips,

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Speaker 5: Right here on the mass speaker, We've got a guy

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Speaker 5: by Paul today. So Paul, welcome to the show. How's

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Speaker 7: I feel like I was.

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Speaker 9: Doing that right, guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 5: As you speak the wind.

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Speaker 2: It's so tickli to do that though, Sorry, Paul, it

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Speaker 2: is about you, not about us.

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Speaker 10: That's right.

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Speaker 5: Aside, Paul, voice changer is on. You're the mass speaker.

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Speaker 5: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 9: Okay, So yeah, this is really embarrassing. So back to college.

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Speaker 9: I was dating this girl and then her parents came

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Speaker 9: But they came out of dorm and her mom is

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Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, the mom's like, let's.

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Speaker 8: Go to love.

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Speaker 5: That's a good sign.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, they're really nicely little And then I

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Speaker 5: Yeah, free lunch for a college.

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Speaker 9: Normally that would be the case, you know, yeah, free lunch.

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Speaker 9: But I was like super hungover. I had like three

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Speaker 5: So you went with them?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, So I go out with them and then

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Speaker 1: It's so funny.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, it's so good though, but it's a little

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Speaker 7: Yeah right.

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Speaker 1: You can always get the cashw chicken.

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Speaker 5: Or just a bowl of plain white rice.

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Speaker 9: So we're at this tie place and it's already awkward. Like,

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Speaker 9: I don't mind meeting your parents, but I want to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so like in six years when you're out of college.

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Speaker 9: Right right exactly. So the food comes out and I

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Speaker 9: Okay, So them, being the great people they are, send

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Speaker 5: People, Oh my god, and.

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Speaker 2: You're feeling guilty because you're making the kitchen recook.

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Speaker 7: Everything right right?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Double yeah, double guilty and then you know, kind of

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Speaker 3: That's a hard one to not because even like.

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Speaker 1: I think it could be really useful.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I can't go on the family trip.

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Speaker 1: They serve peanuts on the plane. I just too risky.

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Speaker 9: Well, not just that, not too long ago. It was

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Speaker 9: I didn't realize it. Yeah, exactly. So I had to

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Speaker 5: They took you to the hospital that night.

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Speaker 9: No, yeah, I had about a hospital stay there for

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Speaker 2: No, oh no, wait, doesn't your wife know that it's alive.

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Speaker 9: No, she doesn't know either.

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Speaker 2: I feel like they'd rather know than have to take

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Speaker 5: Oh that's true. Don't you think it would be easier

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Speaker 5: to just like tell the parents that, I mean, you're

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Speaker 2: It's a funny story.

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Speaker 9: I think, like the kind of people they are, they're

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Speaker 9: Like I think I had to wait another twenty years

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Speaker 11: Wow.

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Speaker 5: I feel like if you told them, they wouldn't think

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Speaker 11: No.

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Speaker 3: I think they were so excited they could eat peanut

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Speaker 6: I would make up another lie and just say, oh,

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Speaker 5: And miracle it's gone.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know something like that.

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Speaker 2: When you have grand babies, we just really hope that

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Speaker 5: I think might be onto something, some sort of like

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're just like, wow, I don't know what it was.

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Speaker 2: My husband did some treatment for bee allergies where they

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Speaker 1: He's been stung a billion times. He still says he's allergic.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen any reaction.

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Speaker 5: To putting bee hives in his bed. Nice.

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Speaker 6: It's our daily beasting min Oh wow.

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Speaker 5: So you don't think you're ever going to tell the parents,

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Speaker 5: at least not for another twenty years.

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Speaker 9: He said, yeah, Okay, wow.

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Speaker 5: Gez, good luck. My man text in seventy five nine two.

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Speaker 5: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 5: we'll hide your identity, master your voice, and make you

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Speaker 5: the next mass speaker. We got your phone tap coming up.

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Speaker 7: Next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Today we call a guy. Well, jeff you guys want

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Speaker 5: more information?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, said that.

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Speaker 2: I've been trying to kick you guys out for years.

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Speaker 1: I'm still here.

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Speaker 5: Well, if you're interested. He signed up for a matchmaking service,

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Speaker 5: so hasn't had a lot of luck on the dating

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Speaker 5: apps bumble hinge, et cetera. Not produce the desired results,

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Speaker 5: so he decided a few months ago to hire a matchmaker,

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Speaker 5: and that actually hasn't gone very well either until now,

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Speaker 5: because we're about to tell him the good news. Well

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Speaker 5: kind of in your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, is this allan?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Who's going I'm calling from Love Matchmakers. My name is Cody,

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Speaker 6: Cody Pendant. Okay, you've been working with Angela as your

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Speaker 6: matchmaking consultant, right, but I'm her assistant. She's out of

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Speaker 6: town right now on a silent retreat. I think she

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Speaker 10: No, she didn't.

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Speaker 6: Oh, well she is enjoying herself. If you're wondering, you

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Speaker 6: got to see her tan when she gets back. I

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Speaker 6: just got some pictures. Anyways, I'm calling because I have

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Speaker 11: Okay, that's great.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how to say this, but I think

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Speaker 6: we did it.

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Speaker 5: We found the one.

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Speaker 9: What are you joking?

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Speaker 6: No, No, she's professional, she's beautiful, she meets all the criteria.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna be so impressed.

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Speaker 11: Well, I mean, I've been waiting and paying, so I'm

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Speaker 11: ready to let's go.

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Speaker 6: Sure have and it all paid off. Because congratulations, you're

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Speaker 6: in a relationship.

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Speaker 5: Alan, you have a girlfriend.

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Speaker 11: Wait, yay, well all right, I guess you found it. Match.

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Speaker 11: We clearly haven't met. I don't know if we're in

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Speaker 5: No, silly you are. I took care of everything.

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Speaker 6: I had all the paperwork at her vents, so it's

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Speaker 6: a done deal. You two are a couple, okay, And

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Speaker 6: she toats knows.

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Speaker 11: Who is this person?

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Speaker 6: Well, her name is Barbara, And let's just say you're lucky.

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Speaker 6: I'm on the job because I did some creative thinking

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Speaker 6: and I went back to our old roster and wouldn't

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Speaker 6: you know there's one woman, single and available and in

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Speaker 6: the hospital right now, temporarily.

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Speaker 11: What Barbara, did you say in the hospital.

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Speaker 6: It's just a little snaffoo. But you heard me when

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Speaker 6: I just said temporarily right?

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Speaker 11: What are you talking about? What does that mean?

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Speaker 6: Technically she's been in a coma.

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Speaker 5: For just a few years.

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Speaker 11: You've got to be me.

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Speaker 5: But signs look good.

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Speaker 6: I saw the monitor and it was beeping and jumping

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Speaker 6: and skipping, and you just got great energy.

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Speaker 11: I don't understand what this means.

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Speaker 8: You you've matched me with someone unconscious in the hospital.

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Speaker 10: What do you do well?

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Speaker 6: You could say that, or you could focus on the

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Speaker 6: word match Because I found you someone.

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Speaker 9: Angela never would have obtained this.

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Speaker 8: Why are you in charge?

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I'm not really understanding what the problem is here,

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Speaker 6: because like I'm doing my job.

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Speaker 5: No, you have a girlfriend.

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Speaker 10: I this is the weirdest you look. I've been with

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Speaker 4: I've been paying you a fair amount of money.

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Speaker 8: You found me nobody, and now I'm getting a call

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Speaker 8: from some rando I've never even met, telling me that.

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Speaker 4: You found me a coma piient. Literally, what the are

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Speaker 6: Okay, it sounds like you're frustrated, and that's on me.

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Speaker 6: I maybe I did not tell you enough about her.

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Speaker 6: She does have a lot of hobbies. She loves sleeping,

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Speaker 6: and she loves like milkshakes and liquid meals.

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Speaker 8: That struck you as a good match for me, sleepy

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Speaker 8: milkshake lady.

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Speaker 6: You know what, if she had a dating profile, that

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Speaker 6: would be kind of a catchy name.

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Speaker 5: You're smart.

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Speaker 6: We should work together.

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Speaker 11: I don't so what am I supposed to call this lady?

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Speaker 5: What do you want from me?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 6: I could give you her number, but she's not gonna

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Speaker 6: pick up a little by me. But what I did

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Speaker 6: is I went ahead and got a greeting card. I

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Speaker 6: already filled it out in your name, so when she

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Speaker 6: wakes up, no, I may cry.

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Speaker 5: No. And the fact that she.

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Speaker 6: Is an older lady at seventy two years old, oh

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Speaker 6: my goodness, what she's gonna appreciate it even more.

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Speaker 5: How thoughtful you were seven two?

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Speaker 4: She sure is.

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Speaker 6: And once her grandkids leave the room, you two can

450
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Speaker 6: have your first day.

451
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Speaker 4: Aren't you excited to be at grandpa?

452
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Speaker 5: Okay?

453
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,920
Speaker 11: Papa alan, okay, I am papa.

454
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Speaker 8: Not only that, I will be demanding all the money back.

455
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Speaker 8: You idiots have done nothing for me. You've strung me

456
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,439
Speaker 8: along for months and months, and now you set me

457
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 8: up with an unconscious senior citizen and you think that's

458
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Speaker 8: my bet match.

459
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Speaker 6: Excuse me, after all the trouble I went through helping

460
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Speaker 6: your friend Matt to frank you, and this is what

461
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 6: I get. What I should be the one upset because

462
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 6: this is actually Josey for Brick and Jeffrey in the morning,

463
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Speaker 6: and I'm very mad at you right now. Whoa all right,

464
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 6: wait a second, bro, I told you it's a prank,

465
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Speaker 6: like this.

466
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 5: Is all for fun.

467
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Speaker 11: I yeah, that's that's great.

468
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,240
Speaker 5: Thank you. It's cool. You can laugh now.

469
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Speaker 6: It's just a radio thing.

470
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Speaker 11: Woo radio thing. All right, Well, good for that and

471
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 11: good for you that.

472
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 5: Well it's supposed to be good for you man. And Barbara.

473
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Speaker 6: Oh dude, we haven't talked about Barbara. Huh you silver Savage.

474
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 6: I see you over there, old Barb.

475
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Speaker 11: I will tell you I am a week away from

476
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Speaker 11: taking that date.

477
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Speaker 7: Bro.

478
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Speaker 4: No, you leave Barbara alone.

479
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Speaker 5: She is a sweet lady.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

481
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Speaker 7: Weake up every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on

482
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Speaker 7: the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

483
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Speaker 5: If you thought being stuck in the friend zone was

484
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 5: the worst feeling, we just heard about another hopeless zone

485
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 5: of no romance. That sounds even more frustrating.

486
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Speaker 1: Wow, please don't tell me it's the dead zone. Please

487
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 1: don't tell me it's the dead zone.

488
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Speaker 5: But one of our listeners is in it right now.

489
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 5: He's been desperately searching for a way to finally spark

490
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 5: a love connection with a person that he's known for years. Oh,

491
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 5: they're not exactly friends. Oh, their relationship is a little stranger,

492
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 5: more complicated than that. Really, he's gonna tell us all

493
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Speaker 5: about it. We're going to try and help him get

494
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Speaker 5: out of that zone in an awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,

495
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Speaker 5: it's awkward.

496
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Speaker 7: It's Tuesday.

497
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Speaker 4: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

498
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 5: When you run into an old friend or acquaintance from

499
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Speaker 5: your past, is that exciting for you? Is that kind

500
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Speaker 5: of awkward? I into an old friend the other day.

501
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Speaker 11: It is.

502
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,639
Speaker 2: I like it for like twenty five minutes, and then

503
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 2: after twenty five minutes, I'm like, oh, that's why we

504
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 2: don't talk anymore personally.

505
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,640
Speaker 5: If I see anybody I knew back in the day,

506
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Speaker 5: I'm pulling the fire alarm and getting the heck out

507
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Speaker 5: of there. Oh wow, nothashing old memories with you today? Sorry, yeah,

508
00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 5: but you know, I know some people are a little

509
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 5: more amicable to that. Yeah, like our listener Mark, who

510
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 5: recently ran into someone from his past and now he's

511
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Speaker 5: looking to get a little bit of advice. So Mark,

512
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Speaker 5: welcome to the show Man.

513
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 11: Oh my god, thank you so much for inviting me.

514
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 11: It is amazing.

515
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, amazing because you like the show. Were

516
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 2: amazing because the issue is that big.

517
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Speaker 11: Well, I mean, I listened to your show every day,

518
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 11: but I don't know. I got to talk to you.

519
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:23,120
Speaker 11: I gotta lay it down.

520
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, it sounds like it's juicy.

521
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 5: Who'd you run into from your past?

522
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Speaker 11: Oh? I randomly bumped into my old childhood babysitter.

523
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Speaker 2: Wow, Oh wow, that's crazy.

524
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Speaker 1: Did she recognize or he? I guess I shouldn't say that,

525
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 1: but all my babysitters were girls. Did they recognize you?

526
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Speaker 4: Not?

527
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Speaker 5: At first?

528
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Speaker 11: Oh? I was at a coffee shop. I saw her

529
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 11: come in while I was waiting for my drink, and

530
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Speaker 11: I went up there and I just yelled.

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Speaker 5: Kendra, question Mark, what did she say?

532
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Speaker 11: She was? Just like, uh, who are you?

533
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 4: That means that.

534
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 6: Means yes, I am, but I don't recognize you.

535
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 4: Okay, it makes sense you were a kid.

536
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:06,959
Speaker 5: It's awkward.

537
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Speaker 1: Better than her saying go to your room.

538
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 11: I said, oh, I'll give you a hint. I was like,

539
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 11: can you do?

540
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Speaker 5: What?

541
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Speaker 11: Can you put on my footy? Gam?

542
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 4: Oh?

543
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Speaker 1: No? What'd you say?

544
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 11: It's like, oh my god, Marky?

545
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: Can we call you Marky?

546
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Speaker 9: Now?

547
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Speaker 11: Yeah?

548
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,159
Speaker 5: We a it worked.

549
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 11: I was just like, yeah, I'm all growing up and

550
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 11: we laugh and it's super cute.

551
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 2: Now, Oh, so many Marky's.

552
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 1: Got a thing for the babysitter sounds.

553
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Speaker 5: Like, yeah, yeah, I'm curious. How old were you when

554
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 5: you knew her?

555
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 11: So I was nine as you were fourteen at the time.

556
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 1: Oh it's not five year difference.

557
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 5: Now when you're adults, that's nothing. How how old are

558
00:25:59,560 --> 00:25:59,880
Speaker 5: you now?

559
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 10: Are you?

560
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 5: Are you past your teens?

561
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: Yes, he's a balanced question.

562
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 4: This was three years eighty seven years old. You're like, Kendrew, You're.

563
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Speaker 11: No, I'm around twenty five right now. But we just

564
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 11: couldn't stop telling stories and we were joking around. You

565
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 11: could tell there was a vibe, you know between us.

566
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Speaker 2: Okay, did you ask her out, what did you do?

567
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 1: Did you make a move?

568
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Speaker 11: So here's what happened. She was with another lady from

569
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Speaker 11: her work. Okay, so you said let's catch up over

570
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Speaker 11: dinner sometime and I was like, yes, absolutely, So you know,

571
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Speaker 11: h days later we went to dinner. It was amazing.

572
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Speaker 11: I mean, it felt better than going on a normal

573
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Speaker 11: date because we already had a connection.

574
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Speaker 5: And so this was a This was a date that

575
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 5: you two went on.

576
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Speaker 11: It wasn't officially a date. It was more of a

577
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Speaker 11: catch up.

578
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Speaker 2: Like from his side of the story, it's like cool

579
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 2: and sexy and hot. As someone who I'm sure Alexis

580
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 2: feels the same, has been a babysitter, it would be

581
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 2: really weird even as adults because you just still see

582
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 2: that person as a kid.

583
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: It's like them back.

584
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you watch them pick their nose. You know where

585
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 2: they kept their booger collection.

586
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 5: I don't It sounds like you guys have actually considered

587
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:16,120
Speaker 5: and thought about dating them, but you talked to yourself.

588
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 2: Out well, I just I've tried to think from her side,

589
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 2: what was her reaction to this? Did she give any

590
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 2: indication that she had any interest?

591
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 11: So my take on it, honestly, was she was being

592
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 11: pretty flirting back at me. Okay, a little bit, that's good, Yeah, definitely.

593
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

594
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Speaker 2: Is there anything specific that you can bring up about that?

595
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 10: Yeah?

596
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 11: I mean she was twirling her hair. She was laughing.

597
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 11: It was amazing, like, Okay.

598
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 3: Try hair when you're bored.

599
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: Men don't believe.

600
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 6: That scientific groove, and you also do it when you're flirting.

601
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 8: But you're right.

602
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 4: It could be either.

603
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 5: She could have been bored and not having a good time.

604
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 2: I keep forgetting that this isn't a second date, right.

605
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, we're doing an awkward phone call here? What

606
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 5: what what makes this awkward?

607
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 11: So things were going well till halfway through the meal,

608
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 11: she leaned over and said, Marky, you need to finish

609
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 11: your vegetables.

610
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 4: Oh wait, wait.

611
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 5: Did you laugh?

612
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 11: I mean I laughed, and then she says, I'm serious.

613
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 11: Oh so I ate my vegetables while she watched me,

614
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 11: and it was it was embarrassing.

615
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 2: Though, Well, you are a stronger boy because you did

616
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 2: eat those veggies.

617
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 5: So let me ask you this. At the end of

618
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Speaker 5: the night, how did you and Kendra leave things? Like?

619
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Speaker 5: Was it romantic at all?

620
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 11: We walked out, We had a huge hug. I told

621
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Speaker 11: her I was gonna text her. Yeah, it was like,

622
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 11: you better. It's important to keep promises.

623
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 4: Oareachy teach your babysitter motive?

624
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 5: Yeah? How long ago was this?

625
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 11: It was just so only a few nights ago.

626
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 2: So okay, so what do you what do you want

627
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 2: our advice with? Because that's like the awkward thing, is right,

628
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: we give advice.

629
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, I just need advice on how to just to

630
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 11: say that I'm grown and that I feel like you

631
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 11: need to see me as someone that can be.

632
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 5: With you, go on a serious day.

633
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 2: With him, like I think, stomp your feet and say

634
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 2: this is not fair. No, really, I know, I get it.

635
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,840
Speaker 5: I get it. Let's try and figure this out. We're

636
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 5: gonna come back. We're gonna give you some solid advice

637
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 5: on how to help you ask out your babysitter so

638
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 5: that she sees you as a man. I'm still paying her.

639
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 4: Right, No, no, I'm not paying.

640
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 5: All right, We're gonna do it with your awkward Tuesday

641
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 5: phone call. Next, it's awkward.

642
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 7: It's Tuesday.

643
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 4: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

644
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,959
Speaker 5: Imagine going out with a girl you haven't seen in years.

645
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 5: You're at the dinner table together. She looks over at

646
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 5: you seductively leans in and says, eat your veggie so

647
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 5: you can grow up to be a big boy.

648
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: It's weirdness.

649
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 2: I think that there's some people that are into them.

650
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 2: Yeah more our listener isn't.

651
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it did actually happen though, to one of our

652
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 5: listeners name Marky. Well, I'm calling him Markie because the

653
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 5: person across the table was his ex babysitter from when

654
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 5: he was younger. Yeah, he was nine years old. She

655
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 5: was fourteen at the time. But now they're both grown

656
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 5: adults and Mark wants to play doctor the real way.

657
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 5: But does she see him that way? Well, she kept

658
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 5: calling him Markie.

659
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 7: Yeah.

660
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 4: Probably not not a good sign.

661
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 2: Not yet, not yet.

662
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 5: He needs to get our advice on how to change

663
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 5: that for himself. So let's go to Brook for all advice.

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Speaker 5: What do you think he should do?

665
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Speaker 2: Bro, Well, I've been thinking about this a lot, and

666
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 2: I mean you have to switch her mindset, right. You

667
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 2: have to have her start thinking of you like a man.

668
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 2: I never suggest this, but I think you should bring

669
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 2: up exes because if she can see you in an

670
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 2: adult relationship, if she can imagine that, maybe then she

671
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 2: can imagine herself in an adult relationship with you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you ready to drop your body count on her?

673
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 5: What do you think, Mark?

674
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Speaker 11: I don't want her to get you know, jealous or anything.

675
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: If you do, you do?

676
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

677
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 7: You? Yes?

678
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 2: You could just say like when I was traveling Europe

679
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 2: with Candace God, you know, stuff like that, she was great,

680
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 2: but she didn't really work out, you know, sound like

681
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,719
Speaker 2: a snobby boyfriend trying to make him sound rich, adult,

682
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 2: and well traveled.

683
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 5: Jeffrey, those are good things to remember. Act rich, act

684
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 5: grown up, and act well traveled.

685
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 11: I think I can do that.

686
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 5: Okay, we're here for you. We all believe in you, buddy.

687
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 5: We're gonna call Kendra for you, your ex babysitter, and

688
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 5: let you try and make this thing official with her,

689
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 5: get a real date. Okay, sorry, not official. What's the

690
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 5: wrong word?

691
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 11: Yeah?

692
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 6: Color ken?

693
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 5: Is that more of like an adult? No? Just just

694
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 5: go respectful. Okay, manly, we're here for you. Okay, I'm

695
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 5: down a number right now here we go.

696
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 11: Hello, Kendra, it's me.

697
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 10: Who is this?

698
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 11: It's it's Mark. Oh my god, marky Hi.

699
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 10: I must not have faked your number right in my phone.

700
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 10: I don't didn't pop up with this number? How are you.

701
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 11: I'm great.

702
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 5: How are you.

703
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 10: I'm good. I'm good. I'm just kind of hanging out.

704
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 10: I just ordered some food waiting for it to show up.

705
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 9: Cool.

706
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 11: I love food. Food's great.

707
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 6: I know I remember that.

708
00:32:53,920 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 11: You do? I know you? Yeah. I kind of need

709
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 11: to admit something to you. Okay. Uh so when I

710
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 11: was nine, I kind of had a crush on you.

711
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,479
Speaker 10: Oh my God, tell me something I don't know.

712
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 11: Oh wait, you knew that.

713
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 10: Well, I kind of had a feeling. I mean when

714
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 10: my boyfriend stopped by that one time you called nine

715
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 10: one one and told them there was an intruder at

716
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 10: the door.

717
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 11: So god, I totally forgot about that. It was anyway,

718
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 11: Oh you said that was cute.

719
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was so cute.

720
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 11: Anyway, did you have a good time the other night

721
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 11: when we hung out?

722
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 7: Yeah?

723
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 6: I did.

724
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 10: It was really nice, but it was like a little late.

725
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 5: What do you mean?

726
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 10: I mean, Well, you know, you told me you had

727
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 10: a big meeting the next day, and I felt like

728
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 10: I was keeping you up past your bedtime.

729
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 11: Well I'm older now, so I don't really have a bedtime.

730
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 10: Well I know that, but like everybody needs their sleep,

731
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 10: even like big boys like you.

732
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:25,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean I guess that's true, but I should

733
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 11: probably listen.

734
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 5: To you more.

735
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 11: I mean, you should.

736
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 10: That was the meeting.

737
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 11: It was good. I mean I think I made a

738
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 11: good impression.

739
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,880
Speaker 10: Did you brush your tath before?

740
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 5: Yeah?

741
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,439
Speaker 11: But look, here's the conflict that I have. And I'm

742
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 11: just gonna be honest. I don't know if you see it,

743
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 11: but I feel like there's like an attraction between us.

744
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, I feel that.

745
00:34:59,280 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 5: Right.

746
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 11: But like you've heard of people being like friend zone before,

747
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 11: I feel like I'm being nanny zoned.

748
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 10: Wait what are you talking about?

749
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 11: You know, like the brush your teeth common and on

750
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 11: the date you made me eat vegetables. It's just stuff

751
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 11: you would have said to me as a kid, And

752
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 11: I don't want the potential of this to have some

753
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 11: the same nanny kid power structure.

754
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, how about this. How about you come over

755
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 10: to my place this Friday night. I'll make you dinner

756
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,919
Speaker 10: and I won't make you eat vegetables.

757
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, that sounds good.

758
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then we can watch a movie that's, you know,

759
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 10: not too scary, because I remember that you don't like

760
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 10: a scary one. And the best bard is if you

761
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 10: stay out past eleven. I won't make you go home.

762
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 10: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, you can stay over and I'll

763
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 10: read you a bedtime story.

764
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 1: This is brutal joy.

765
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 5: Hello, Hey, Kendra, Hey, who is Kendra. You're on the

766
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 5: radio right now with a show called Brook and Jeffrey

767
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 5: in the Morning.

768
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 10: Huh okay, Jeffrey.

769
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 5: We're a morning radio show right and we're doing a

770
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 5: segment with Mark called Awkward Tuesday Phone Call. We're trying

771
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 5: to help him have this conversation.

772
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 2: With you about like dating, not about bedtime stories.

773
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,719
Speaker 10: Mark, what's happening right now? I don't like this.

774
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Mark, Mark, do you want to explain?

775
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 11: So listen. I have feelings for you, and I want

776
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 11: you to see me as an equal because I really,

777
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 11: I really see us being a thing.

778
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 5: Do you feel like there's a connection there, maybe, Kendra,

779
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 5: like a grown up, mature, romantic connection.

780
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 12: I mean, I.

781
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 10: Kind of see something.

782
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 12: But at the same time, it's just like really hard

783
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 12: to shake the image I have of you as a

784
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:15,720
Speaker 12: little boy, Like in my mind, you're still a little boy.

785
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: But listen to his voice.

786
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 2: That's a man voice, and you're sitting across from him

787
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 2: at the dinner table. He's got facial hair.

788
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 5: Give me a chance to say something manly right now, Mark,

789
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 5: go ahead, I.

790
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 11: Mean I do have facial hair.

791
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 5: I mean, come on, Wow, I'm certainly convinced.

792
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 10: Yeah, I just think he's adorable.

793
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 7: But I just can't, like he's just Marky.

794
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,240
Speaker 10: I don't know he's Marky and I can't.

795
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 5: Okay, but you admit it.

796
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 2: You admitted there was an attraction when you two were talking.

797
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: I heard you. You said, yeah, I get it.

798
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 5: But then she told him to make sure he brushes

799
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 5: his teeth every night each other out do you do

800
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 5: you realize that you're doing that? Kendra? Or do you

801
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:58,959
Speaker 5: even know that?

802
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:01,040
Speaker 4: My habit?

803
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 6: What do you want from me?

804
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 5: It?

805
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 1: Habit?

806
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 5: This could just be a case of two people trying

807
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 5: to force a romantic connection when really it is what

808
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 5: it is, And maybe you're just meant more to be

809
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 5: just friends.

810
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, or Mark just wants his girlfriend to do everything

811
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 2: for him, you know, like changes. I mean, he obviously

812
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 2: kind of likes it, because like, how could anyone listen

813
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 2: to that and still be attracted?

814
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 11: I mean I like when she does that too. I

815
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,720
Speaker 11: like when she reads me big time stories.

816
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 4: He does like it.

817
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 5: Maybe the tickle monster can come out again and be

818
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 5: like the grown up tickle.

819
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 7: Yeah.

820
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 5: Maybe we're all just trying too hard to make this

821
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 5: happen and it's not going there naturally. I mean, do

822
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 5: you see that, Mark?

823
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 11: I mean maybe in another lifetime if she, if she

824
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 11: wasn't my babysitter, there could have been something.

825
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 2: Okay, yea, even if you're letting it go, maybe you

826
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 2: guys can be friends, or you can't stay Nanny's owned.

827
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 5: Or is trying to find time machine to go back

828
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 5: and cancel her.

829
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 11: I'm working on it and I'm starting tonight.

830
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 5: Kendra. Are you okay just staying friends with Mark?

831
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

832
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 10: I think that's fine for me.

833
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 6: Okay, you I may not do the babysitting terms around

834
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,479
Speaker 6: him a lot, to just be like normal adult friends.

835
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: Did you not hear him?

836
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 6: He likes it.

837
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, to.

838
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 5: Stay in friends, stay in touch, and see what happens

839
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 5: and maybe something will naturally develop from that.

840
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 9: Okay.

841
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: What's your favorite bedtime story?

842
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 2: Mark?

843
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 11: Oh my god?

844
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: Interesting?

845
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 5: They are a man.

846
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,720
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

847
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 5: Over forty percent of gen zers say they sometimes hear

848
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 5: older people using phrases that make absolutely no sense to them,

849
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 5: like whenever Brooks shouts slow the fun truck down, or

850
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 5: I'm about to drop a dime on that drugstore cowboy.

851
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 5: Ye huh. Nobody knows what she's saying whenever she shouts

852
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 5: down my way.

853
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 1: But that dime store cowboy, is that who I'm dropping the.

854
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 5: Diamond drugstore cowboy?

855
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 2: Wherever the cowboy is, I like her bricks drug.

856
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 5: She doesn't know where she is.

857
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 7: Well.

858
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 5: A recent list came up, just came out of the

859
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 5: top old school slang phrases that most twenty somethings just

860
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,720
Speaker 5: cannot understand. And we're going to see if our resident

861
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 5: gen Z or Alexis knows what they mean.

862
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: Hekay up, Oh no, We're going to.

863
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 5: See if you know him too when we tell them

864
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 5: to you coming out right after this. On this show,

865
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 5: we're always talking about the hot, new crunk fire, modern

866
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 5: lit slang terms that young people are using.

867
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: Wow, wait, make us sound cool.

868
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,720
Speaker 5: We're just trying to keep everybody up because it's constantly changing.

869
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 5: There's new words and terms being at it all the time.

870
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 5: Like she understood the assignment. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm about

871
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 5: to throw hands. They need to touch grass af.

872
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, that the time it means you to go outside,

873
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 6: You need to get out.

874
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 5: You need to get off your screens, off your phones

875
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:07,399
Speaker 5: and go out.

876
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: They're talking about drugs.

877
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 5: That's the nineteen sixties away touching grass. But the thing is,

878
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,560
Speaker 5: we always do it the modern way. We never go

879
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 5: the opposite, trying to educate the younger generations on the

880
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 5: slang phrases their elders are using and what they are

881
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,280
Speaker 5: trying to say.

882
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 9: Name.

883
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we say it comes back around, so you

884
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 2: got to be prepared.

885
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 5: The thing is, recently a list came out of old

886
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 5: school phrases that the majority of twenty somethings do not understand.

887
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 5: So we're going to put them to the test right

888
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 5: now with our resident gen t or Alexis Alexis. I'm

889
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 5: gonna give you a common slang phrase that millennials and

890
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 5: all the older generations are definitely gonna know and they

891
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 5: probably use. Now we'll see if you can decipher what

892
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:58,760
Speaker 5: they mean. Okay, Like, for example, this one's really easy,

893
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 5: throw in the towel. That's to give up or admit defeat.

894
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,799
Speaker 5: It's an old boxing term.

895
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 3: It's from boxing, but I've heard it. Yeah, I thought

896
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,760
Speaker 3: that you were done with the dishes.

897
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 5: Okay, So that's the basic idea. They're not much harder

898
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 5: than that. We'll see how you do on this. We're

899
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 5: going to get right into it.

900
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 6: And make I feel either really old or really young anybody,

901
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 6: or really dumb.

902
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 8: I don't know.

903
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 5: In your own words, Alexis, what does take the bull

904
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 5: by the horns mean?

905
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a confident thing.

906
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, it's like a it's like a

907
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 3: don't be scared thing, like just go for it. Like

908
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 3: I think bulls are scary, right.

909
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 10: So you're supposed to just do the scary thing.

910
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 2: Just hold one of the bowls, take charge thing.

911
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll give you a half point on that one.

912
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 4: I don't know.

913
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,839
Speaker 1: Taking charge is really scary to her.

914
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 2: She had to go talk to our big boss yesterday.

915
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 7: I can't.

916
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: I can't do it.

917
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,359
Speaker 9: I didn't, By the way, I didn't.

918
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 7: Bull left with.

919
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,240
Speaker 5: An easy question to Taking the ball by the horns

920
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 5: means they handle a difficult situation head on and take control.

921
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go work on that later today with that

922
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: medium that.

923
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 5: You missed, Let's go to the next one. What do

924
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 5: the olds mean when they say beating a dead horse?

925
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 7: Oh?

926
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: This one, I know.

927
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 3: It's like when you're just saying the same joke over

928
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 3: and over again, and it's not funny, like what you

929
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 3: guys do with puns all the time.

930
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could work.

931
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's where you continue to talk about or debate

932
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,400
Speaker 5: something that's already been settled before.

933
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: Okay, they're beating a dead horse.

934
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,279
Speaker 2: Give up, let's move on.

935
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 5: Don't beat a live horses either.

936
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 2: Yes, the twenty somethings are more peda friendly, more concerned alexis.

937
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 5: Have you heard the phrase rule of thumb? What does

938
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 5: that mean?

939
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: I've heard about it and I use it. Actually, I

940
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: have no idea, go try it.

941
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 5: What do you think?

942
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 3: Maybe things are the size of your thumb, Like if

943
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 3: you're trying to measure something and you're like, it's the

944
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 3: rule of thumb.

945
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 5: It's way too It's just a general guideline for how

946
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 5: to do something, like.

947
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 2: The general rule of thumb. On this is, don't use

948
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 2: a hair dryer in the bathtub.

949
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 3: It makes make But okay, it's not a very good word.

950
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 1: I would be curious to know the origins.

951
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 5: I think I do know the origins of it, but

952
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 5: it's too dark nose than domestic problems. Let's just keep going.

953
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 5: If you're just joining us we're testing Alexis on old

954
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 5: school slang phrases that the majority of gen Zers don't understand,

955
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,399
Speaker 5: to see if she knows what they mean.

956
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 6: Some gen zs are texting in right now like I

957
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 6: didn't know that, and some people.

958
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 4: Don't know that.

959
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: My favorite text is the ones from the moms and

960
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:32,800
Speaker 2: the teens in the car.

961
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: Real education.

962
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 5: You were learning The next phrase, alexis, back to the

963
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 5: salt mines. What does that mean?

964
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: Back to the salt mines. I had a bad day.

965
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 3: It's like back home home sucks. I don't think it's work,

966
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 3: like works up salt mine.

967
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 5: Time to get back to work, especially if you've got

968
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 5: a demanding boss, is notoriously hard to.

969
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 2: Wor That word I would go with any mind could

970
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 2: be subbed in there.

971
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 5: How about you don't cut the mustard.

972
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,919
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're not good.

973
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 2: Don't cut the mustard the mustard, cut the cheese mustard.

974
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 5: That's that's a different one. That's different than cut the mustard.

975
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 5: What does that mean?

976
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 3: Why would you cut mustard? I don't like mustard.

977
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it's a bad thing.

978
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 8: Maybe I don't.

979
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 5: Okay, this isn't a debate on the favorite common what

980
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:31,839
Speaker 5: does cut the mustard, cut the mail. Alright, you're not

981
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 5: good enough. You're not meeting the expectations. You don't cut the.

982
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 1: Musk because you're not ketchup.

983
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 5: Was this has nothing to.

984
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 8: Do with.

985
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 5: Let's go to the next alexis what is burning the

986
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 5: midnight oil?

987
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 4: Yeah?

988
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:47,520
Speaker 5: What's that?

989
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 1: Because you had to use like or not, you had

990
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 1: to use like. It's pretty light, pretty.

991
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,439
Speaker 5: Literally burning the midnight oil.

992
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: You're staying up late on your phone or we'll take.

993
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,680
Speaker 5: Off the own part. It's just you're staying up late.

994
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 5: You're working.

995
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: On TikTok in bed and the screen is just shining.

996
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 5: Because your fingers.

997
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 2: A long way.

998
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 5: So then finally, alexis what a million points to gryffindor

999
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 5: if you can decipher this old school phrase, bite the bullet.

1000
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 5: Let's bite the bullet.

1001
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 3: You just jump in front of the bullet and get

1002
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 3: shot the bullets.

1003
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: I want, I want you to bite the bullet and

1004
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: go talk to our boss.

1005
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,359
Speaker 3: Okay, so just do it.

1006
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 4: That's what.

1007
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 5: Especially yet, something tough that you've been trying to avoid doing.

1008
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 5: You bite the bullet.

1009
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 8: Just do it.

1010
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: Okay, things are just way too today.

1011
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 6: Bite the bullet and take our boss by the horns

1012
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 6: something like that.

1013
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 5: By his lower horn.

1014
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 2: Do that for you more for me?

1015
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 5: That's a fun game. Now it's back to the salt

1016
00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 5: mines with another phone. We're gonna do it right after this.

1017
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1018
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 5: Us.

1019
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 2: What's the deal huh with Jeffrey Debo. I know yesterday

1020
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: he and Jose got trapped during the segment down at

1021
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 2: a highway restroom. Yeah, Jose made it back luckily. Yes,

1022
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 2: And now I'm being told that Jeffrey's in a janitor's closet. Interesting,

1023
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,879
Speaker 2: which I did hear banging coming from it.

1024
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:34,720
Speaker 1: But but I have a real theory of what's happening.

1025
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 2: Tell us our digital producer digital Jake, excuse me, enjoyed

1026
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,839
Speaker 2: asking the questions so much. Excuse you that he has

1027
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 2: tied Jeffrey up into the other room and.

1028
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:49,879
Speaker 1: Enabled him from coming in here.

1029
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:53,800
Speaker 2: I mean the benefit is is that ironically, Jeffrey loves

1030
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 2: being tied up, so it's kind of a win win

1031
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 2: for both of you.

1032
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 5: Brook.

1033
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 4: I have no comment on that, and you know nobody

1034
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 4: cleans this building. There's no janitor's classes here. What I

1035
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 4: do know is we have a new player on the

1036
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 4: phone today. Karen Hello, Karen.

1037
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 5: Hey, guys, how are you wonderful?

1038
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,000
Speaker 4: Kiaren?

1039
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 2: What's your theory on where Jeffrey went?

1040
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 9: Who knows where he could go anywhere?

1041
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:20,919
Speaker 4: I agree, you're right, I am innocent, Karen. Karen says

1042
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 4: you're my phone screener, that you homeschool your children, which

1043
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 4: means you're probably pretty smart, which means you probably have

1044
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 4: a great shot of beating Brooke today.

1045
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 9: I'm certainly going to try, unless it's math questions, and

1046
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 9: then you gotta ask my husband.

1047
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 2: Oh, because there's so many high level math questions.

1048
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 11: All right, I'm not here.

1049
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 4: Well, Brook's gonna leave the studio. Here's how the game works, Karen.

1050
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 4: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1051
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, just say pass, and you

1052
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 4: have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Awesome, Okay,

1053
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 4: your time starts now. Today is World Origami Day. Traditional

1054
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 4: origami only uses paper, that is what shape.

1055
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 11: Square?

1056
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,080
Speaker 4: What famous movie produced the line I'll be back.

1057
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 10: Terminator?

1058
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 4: California ranks first, But what state has the second highest

1059
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 4: population in America? Who is Disney's first Princess Cinderella? In

1060
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 4: Roman numerals, the letter V represents what number twenty? All right,

1061
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 4: bring Brook back in here, all right, Kiaren?

1062
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 5: You want to see too?

1063
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,439
Speaker 9: I usually show you.

1064
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 4: No, it's all right, okay, Karen. Were just a few

1065
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 4: weeks away here from Thanksgiving and it says here on

1066
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 4: my phone screener that you are taking from rich people's

1067
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 4: homes and giving to the poor Thanksgiving, Robin Hood, I

1068
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 4: like that.

1069
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 1: Are you going to steal the turkeys right off the table?

1070
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:44,280
Speaker 4: We are running?

1071
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:44,879
Speaker 2: Oh?

1072
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 4: I must have misread this, Karen. It just says you're

1073
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,760
Speaker 4: volunteering to serve meals at a local church.

1074
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 9: Probably a good idea, for example, that.

1075
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 5: Smart stealing from the church.

1076
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 4: Yes, no, no, A great thing to do this holiday

1077
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 4: season with Thanksgiving just a few weeks away, something our

1078
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 4: other listeners could probably get after.

1079
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: Volunteer, Yeah, volunteer, Robin. The next six weeks.

1080
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 2: Everybody's trying to volunteer between now and Christmas and then

1081
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 2: never we's done with that in January, then we take

1082
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 2: a break.

1083
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 4: Santa's list is not final until Christmas Day, so Karen

1084
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 4: is vaulting away up the nice list. We're going all

1085
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 4: over to Brook. Now, Brook, are you ready to play?

1086
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 11: All right?

1087
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 5: Sure?

1088
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 4: Your time starts Now Today's World Origami Day, traditional origami

1089
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 4: only uses paper that is what shape?

1090
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 11: Uh?

1091
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: Square?

1092
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 4: What famous movie introduced the line I'll be back Terminator?

1093
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 4: California ranks first? But what state has the second highest

1094
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 4: population in America?

1095
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 6: Uh?

1096
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: Texas?

1097
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 4: Who is Disney's first Princess snow White? In Roman numerals,

1098
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 4: the letter V represents what number five? Over thirteen thousand

1099
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 4: miles long? What is the largest man made structure in

1100
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 4: the world?

1101
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 1: Then, well, China?

1102
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 4: All right, we got those answers were born with Jose.

1103
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 5: I know you are, you are, I know you are

1104
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 5: the light to line boldios.

1105
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 6: Karen, you got too correct today?

1106
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 9: Oh no, okay, okay, Karen, you kind.

1107
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 5: Of knew what was coming. You got two.

1108
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: Brook, Yes, six car did not go to Karen's homeschool.

1109
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 9: Anymore.

1110
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 4: Today's World Origami Day traditional origami only uses square paper

1111
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 4: and no cutting either. Don't be cutting your paper to

1112
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 4: be square. That's interesting. The movie that introduced the line

1113
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,919
Speaker 4: I'll be back That was Terminator from nineteen eighty four.

1114
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 4: California ranks first. The state of the second highest population

1115
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 4: is Texas.

1116
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, a lom big cities in Texas.

1117
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,880
Speaker 4: Got thirty nine million in California thirty one million residents

1118
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:50,479
Speaker 4: in Texas. Disney's first princess was snow White. That movie

1119
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 4: came out in nineteen thirty seven. Cinderella came second in

1120
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 4: nineteen fifty. In Roman, now roles, the letter V represents

1121
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 4: the number five and over thirteen thousand miles long. The

1122
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 4: largest man made structure in the world is the Great

1123
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 4: Wall of China.

1124
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 12: Bok.

1125
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, Karen, not your day today.

1126
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 11: Or I know I'll have to break it to my son.

1127
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 9: I know.

1128
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: I was going to say, well, your student make fun

1129
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:11,959
Speaker 1: of you later.

1130
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 10: Oh totally okay.

1131
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 4: Well I'm sorry Karen. It was not enough for you

1132
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 4: to win today, but just for playing, I want to

1133
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 4: paratickets to see Italian singer songwriter Domiano da Vi perform

1134
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 4: at the Paramount Theater on November twenty first.

1135
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 10: Oh very cool.

1136
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:28,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go.

1137
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 11: It gos awesome. Thank you.

1138
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and give it up to Jake again stepping in

1139
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:33,840
Speaker 2: for Jeffrey.

1140
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: If you can just go one time for the next second.

1141
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,440
Speaker 4: No promises there, I can't promise you. We'll be back

1142
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 4: to play when Brooks bucks same time tomorrow.

1143
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning