Speaker 1: Second date, up date date.
Speaker 2: Imagine you're a guy who finally gets a date with
Speaker 2: a really great girl who's.
Speaker 1: Maybe a little bit out of your league.
Speaker 2: That's exciting, but she tells you, yeah, sure, I'll slum
Speaker 2: it with you for just one night, and then one
Speaker 2: date night, you blow it for the dumbest reason ever.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's what one of our listeners, Lou, says
Speaker 2: happened to him when he met a hotty online. So
Speaker 2: let's ask him about it. Lou, First of all, thanks
Speaker 2: for slumming it by calling a radio show. You're out
Speaker 2: of our league, so I really hope we don't blow
Speaker 2: it with you.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't think.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of tears to keep track of here.
Speaker 5: For me, you're always at the bottom.
Speaker 1: We always are. So tell us who is this lady
Speaker 1: that you met online?
Speaker 3: Her name is Kelly.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Kelly's a hawkirl name.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, yeah, that's what I always think anyway.
Speaker 6: So she works out like all the time, she's like
Speaker 6: really in shape and all that stuff you talk to.
Speaker 5: Her about, or you just assume because.
Speaker 6: We talked a little bit about that, you know, she
Speaker 6: never eats sugar and never eats bread, and she's always
Speaker 6: strict about her diet.
Speaker 3: I get that. I mean, I'm not quite as good.
Speaker 7: To look amazing, and those are the things that you
Speaker 7: have to sacrifice.
Speaker 5: That's why I've been willing to do it.
Speaker 6: So we hung out, went out to dinner and I
Speaker 6: even got the you know, the califlower appetizer.
Speaker 3: We had the sushi.
Speaker 5: You're trying to her lifestyle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I was bowling, I mean, you know, and
Speaker 6: then we went over to we went bowling over at
Speaker 6: Cosmic Bowls, you know, and they got the neon lights
Speaker 6: and the loud music.
Speaker 3: You know. We were having like a good time.
Speaker 8: That is.
Speaker 2: And that's where you can like order some mots of
Speaker 2: rellisticks for yourself on the side and eat them over
Speaker 2: like the bathroom the over on stall too.
Speaker 3: But the thing is the bowling.
Speaker 8: It ends like at eleven o'clock and I was like,
Speaker 8: I thought the date went well, and I was thinking
Speaker 8: we just called a night. But out of nowhere, she
Speaker 8: was like, hey, what are we going to do now?
Speaker 1: Like she wants to keep going.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking that's a fastball belt tiede.
Speaker 9: So I just said the guys, I thought, I said belt, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's like the perfect place to hit a ball. It's
Speaker 1: a layup.
Speaker 5: Are you a little bit older than.
Speaker 3: No? Well I think I have a couple of years
Speaker 3: on her, but not that much. But girls say like,
Speaker 3: what are we doing now?
Speaker 6: After a date? After we're having a good time, You're like,
Speaker 6: I have a date? Well I just said, well, you
Speaker 6: know you want to come over?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Okay, but you know, she needed to get coffee first.
Speaker 6: So we just went to one of little gas stations
Speaker 6: and got some coffee and gas station.
Speaker 5: Coffee for twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: She suffered from hard It's not easy to get a coffee, Yes,
Speaker 1: at eleven.
Speaker 10: Thirty if you know the prices, Yeah, yeah, but not all.
Speaker 5: I mean maybe that's not even a thing. Like was
Speaker 5: it was? She fine with that.
Speaker 6: It's like when Miami in the eighties, you just got
Speaker 6: to figure out a place to get.
Speaker 11: Cald that's right, some pong, yeah, drugs.
Speaker 6: So we we went back to my place and it
Speaker 6: was like a great night hung out.
Speaker 3: She stayed the night.
Speaker 5: Did you use air quotes when you say hung out?
Speaker 3: Like this is yeah, this is a good clean fathers.
Speaker 5: They say, okay, what was it like? The next morning?
Speaker 6: Even the morning was fun and we decided we would
Speaker 6: hang out again that night.
Speaker 5: Oh wow wo yeah, that's a lot. She must really
Speaker 5: like you.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: In your email you said that you screwed up when
Speaker 2: you met her, like this sounds like the best day
Speaker 2: you've ever had.
Speaker 3: Well you got well, hang on, you gotta put game.
Speaker 3: Ain't over. So I told her, you know, just meet
Speaker 3: me back in my place here at six and we
Speaker 3: can go out.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I did some stuff during the day, but I was
Speaker 3: so beat.
Speaker 6: I ended up like just sitting on a couch and boom,
Speaker 6: I fell asleep at like five thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, horrible. And I woke up at like nine thirty.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: It was like a bunch of mixed mistext and call.
Speaker 5: You stood her up accident.
Speaker 3: And I called her back and said, hey, you know,
Speaker 3: I fell asleep. I can't believe it. And I haven't
Speaker 3: heard anything since.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: So she was just like standing outside of your place
Speaker 2: wondering where the hell you were for who knows how long.
Speaker 3: But yes, and I'm wrong, I admit it. But now
Speaker 3: when you if you fumble like that, you gotta at
Speaker 3: least come clean and say, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I was so sleep. Can we go out tonight tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Make it up to you? But I just got completely
Speaker 3: you know nothing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so how long how long has it been
Speaker 2: since she responded to your text or your calls?
Speaker 3: I spend five days?
Speaker 7: Okay, I mean like I would be angry after five days.
Speaker 7: I'd probably cool off by then, but she may also
Speaker 7: be feeling like God he was asleep, like he can
Speaker 7: he not like keep up?
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna do some work here. We're gonna try
Speaker 2: and give you another fastball bell time when we call her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just going off of what he's saying.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, take this into overtime and get the two
Speaker 2: point conversion when we do your second All right, right.
Speaker 1: After this second date update.
Speaker 7: You're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 7: and we're gonna find out how.
Speaker 5: The couple is doing right after you. Here part two
Speaker 5: if you.
Speaker 1: Missed it, We've been talking to a super youthful, fresh
Speaker 1: and hip bursting with energy mail named Lou.
Speaker 5: Is that why we're playing the baby music.
Speaker 2: Who fell asleep at five thirty right in the middle
Speaker 2: of people's didn't we get to see Judge Wapner's verdict
Speaker 2: before Lou conked out and ended up missing his date
Speaker 2: with Kelly.
Speaker 1: And what do we know about Lou so far? We
Speaker 1: know he's maybe a little older, he says, by a
Speaker 1: few years.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's not for Luke.
Speaker 5: He didn't say decades. No, no, my spidy sense.
Speaker 2: We're jumping into some assumptions here. But he is dating
Speaker 2: a younger girl who he says is out of his league. So,
Speaker 2: like I said, he fell asleep right before she was
Speaker 2: supposed to come over and they were going to hang out,
Speaker 2: and now hasn't talked to her in almost a week.
Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh, Lou still awake, my man, I'm still here.
Speaker 5: All right, Lou? All right? Are you feeling optimistic about this?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 6: I am, because technically you could say I kind of
Speaker 6: blew the.
Speaker 3: Second date because we did hang out the night before.
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, right, first date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, in my mind, I won game one. It's
Speaker 3: a seven game series.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 2: It's not good when in game two the Yankees all
Speaker 2: asleep and don't show up to the.
Speaker 3: Zero. Yeah, but if you throw a tough lefty Game three,
Speaker 3: you're back in it.
Speaker 9: It's a game three, Jeffrey, all right, this is gonna
Speaker 9: be our rumble in the jungle boxing.
Speaker 5: All right, I need to google.
Speaker 2: We're going to reach out to Kelly and try and
Speaker 2: get you another date here.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that'd be great.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be your tough lefty today.
Speaker 5: We're gonna Oh, he's got a screwball. I thought we
Speaker 5: were looking for a line drive. No, wanted fastball. Is
Speaker 5: that what we want?
Speaker 2: I think we should be done with the sports references
Speaker 2: for the rest of this segment, actually for the rest
Speaker 2: of the entire show.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's call Kelly and see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 12: Hello, Hey, is this Kelly?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 7: Please.
Speaker 2: You don't have to sound so skeptical. We're a very
Speaker 2: kind morning radio show.
Speaker 1: We're nice people. Most of us. We're called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 12: Okay, do you ever listen.
Speaker 1: Not really, not to us, or just not to radio
Speaker 1: in general, because it's such an outdated form of technology.
Speaker 1: We have a podcast. It's really popular.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I didn't really listen to radio.
Speaker 3: All that, but yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2: Not to keep giving you blast from the past, but
Speaker 2: we heard about a date that you went on about
Speaker 2: a week ago with a guy.
Speaker 5: Named Lou Oh god, oh, god, he said, wait what.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, okay, wait are you mad at him?
Speaker 5: Because I'd be kind of mad.
Speaker 12: Well, I don't know what he told you about it,
Speaker 12: but I mean it was not I mean, a date
Speaker 12: was cool.
Speaker 3: But then like, yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Heard a little bit from Lou about how your at
Speaker 2: least your first date night went, and that sounded really great.
Speaker 1: Dinner and bowling.
Speaker 7: Oh he is so so mad at himself that he
Speaker 7: screwed everything. Yeah, yeah, I mean honestly.
Speaker 2: Sounds like that second date is where everything kind of
Speaker 2: fell off the rails.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Really, He's not really my normal type that I normally
Speaker 12: go out with. He's definitely a little older, and I
Speaker 12: thought that would be fun, and he was a good time.
Speaker 4: We had.
Speaker 7: We had fun, okay, we I mean like the next
Speaker 7: night when you were supposed to meet him at his
Speaker 7: apartment or something and you're just standing outside mm hm,
Speaker 7: oh my god.
Speaker 5: How long did you wait out there?
Speaker 12: Like about twenty five minutes?
Speaker 3: That is awesome.
Speaker 12: I'm not really really mad. I just think if five
Speaker 12: thirty at night, like who falls asleep at five thirty, Well.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you wore him out the previous day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he was exhausted, from the night before, from all
Speaker 7: the good.
Speaker 12: Times that could be tro that could be true. But
Speaker 12: you know, I was just thinking, well, maybe going out
Speaker 12: with an older guy wasn't going to be best for
Speaker 12: me because I need somebody who can keep up with me.
Speaker 9: Oh no, I mean you got to understand though, like
Speaker 9: he you know, he was busy all day. I don't know,
Speaker 9: I've fallen asleep even, you know, when I was younger
Speaker 9: in my twenties, like i'd be twenty two, and that's
Speaker 9: from like day drinking.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. But I guess, you know,
Speaker 12: like if you're starting out, like with a new relationship
Speaker 12: and the possibilities, it's just I think that that requires
Speaker 12: like a little extra effort, and if it's not interesting
Speaker 12: enough to be able to stay awake, then I don't
Speaker 12: really have to.
Speaker 2: If you want some extra effort, then I think Lou
Speaker 2: might be your guy, because he went through the effort
Speaker 2: of reaching out to a radio show to get in
Speaker 2: touch with you super super early in the morning, which
Speaker 2: might not be the style of a young person, but
Speaker 2: it's his style. And he's on the other line right
Speaker 2: now and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 12: Oh no, he's not really, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, Hey, Hey, what's happening, Kelly? How are you?
Speaker 8: I I thought we were having a good time.
Speaker 3: I you know, listen, I I just simply dozed off
Speaker 3: on the couch. I had a great night the night before,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 12: And yeah, I know, like you texted me all that,
Speaker 12: and I appreciate that, like you kind of owning it.
Speaker 12: That's cool. But I don't know, I'm just kind of
Speaker 12: rethinking maybe it's not the best fit.
Speaker 3: But you can't.
Speaker 6: You can't go by just a dozing off on us,
Speaker 6: you know, And you gotta, you gotta. You know, when
Speaker 6: I heard the song you Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker,
Speaker 6: you know that one, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That that's a that's an ancient.
Speaker 2: The Alfalfa and the Little Rascal thing that in the
Speaker 2: original one from the sixties.
Speaker 6: It's a beautiful song and it just basically says that,
Speaker 6: you know, you're so beautiful.
Speaker 3: And you mean everything to me. And I just feel
Speaker 3: I feel horrible that you had to wait and.
Speaker 6: Uh, I was listening in listen it took you two
Speaker 6: hours to get ready, so you must have been excited
Speaker 6: to go out again. So just by one little fumble here,
Speaker 6: I wish you could give me another shot. You know, well,
Speaker 6: you are so beautiful be wait can't you see yah.
Speaker 3: Sing me so beautiful to me?
Speaker 6: I tell you the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have it? Do you have any CARDI
Speaker 1: B in your repertoire or something?
Speaker 2: Or Kelly doesn't do a lepa have a song about
Speaker 2: like lowering your standards for an older man.
Speaker 5: How did that feel to you that song?
Speaker 1: Did it help or did it hurt?
Speaker 12: I think you remember like hearing my grandpa singing that song.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it's worth asking what was your reallyationship
Speaker 1: with your grandpa? Like you grandpa?
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, he's trying to be I think romantic and
Speaker 7: make up for his mistake situation.
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm gonna throw this out there.
Speaker 10: But some younger girls like older guys because they tend
Speaker 10: to have more money, or they've been.
Speaker 5: In a career ability well.
Speaker 10: Yeah, wisdom, wisdom in the bay, and they like to
Speaker 10: do things first class because yeah, things like bad seats
Speaker 10: and airplane hurt their backs, so that's nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Older men tend to like younger women because they can
Speaker 2: recognize the signs of a stroke.
Speaker 1: Jump to action.
Speaker 5: So Kelly much more strength for CPR two.
Speaker 2: We would like you to be that that lady for
Speaker 2: Lou and would pay for another date if you would
Speaker 2: agree to what.
Speaker 3: Is she a caretaker?
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: Why don't we go? We'll go after karaoke drinks. I
Speaker 3: even bought a new coffee machine just for you.
Speaker 5: New coffee machine, or it's for you, Lucy. You could
Speaker 5: stay up later.
Speaker 3: I assure you, I will fall asleep again.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a good deal.
Speaker 2: All of that to consider, and we'll give you a
Speaker 2: date on us. Kelly, what do you think?
Speaker 12: Alright? Alright, I give it another try.
Speaker 5: Age is nothing but a number.
Speaker 2: Shot some wheat grass for everybody.
Speaker 5: You gotta do is insure milkshakes.
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. Even we were skeptical that this would
Speaker 1: work out, but I.
Speaker 11: Can't believe they're back on the phone.
Speaker 1: Skeptics be damned.
Speaker 2: Months later, Lou and Kelly are back on to give
Speaker 2: us an update.
Speaker 3: Update.
Speaker 1: So you guys are still together? Oh my god, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Mean it sounds like you're both happy.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know it's been going great.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 5: Tell you what what are you liking about dating an
Speaker 5: older man?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 12: My gosh, you guys, it's just it's so nice to
Speaker 12: be with somebody who's more mature and not like obsessed
Speaker 12: with x Mark.
Speaker 4: But it is a little topping out in public. That's
Speaker 4: probably the biggest issue. Is we go out and then
Speaker 4: we get like judgmental, weird looks from people, you know,
Speaker 4: like if we don't we don't write down that we're
Speaker 4: having a date on our dinner reservations, they think he's
Speaker 4: my dad.
Speaker 5: It's that big of a gap.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh man, And I bet you get a lot
Speaker 7: of you get a lot of judging.
Speaker 5: People are like, oh, she's a gold digger, right right, she.
Speaker 3: Knows that I don't have to have much money, and
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 9: You just need to walk around with the shirt that
Speaker 9: says I'm poor Lou And then I.
Speaker 3: Have enough money. I have enough money to blow it
Speaker 3: all on her.
Speaker 1: And he's older, wiser's got all. It's nice to hear
Speaker 1: that you two are doing well and you're happy together. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been so good, and we just I like,
Speaker 4: I just wanted to encourage the listeners, you know, like
Speaker 4: welcomes in all different forms and ages, So just still
Speaker 4: kind your person and don't be judged.
Speaker 3: You see some people who don't look like they pair together.
Speaker 3: We love it.
Speaker 1: Alexis hop onto silver singles right now. Hurry up.
Speaker 11: Down, I have an issue with the money, though it's
Speaker 11: not perfectly.
Speaker 1: We'll keep us updated on your relationship guys.
Speaker 11: Okay you good luck out there.
Speaker 1: Rookie Jeffrey in the morning.