Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever.
Speaker 2: So who lives in a pineapple under the sea? That
Speaker 2: Nigga SpongeBob? There it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dived deep, deep into the pockets
Speaker 3: of black conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Theories and we finally work to prove the theories that
Speaker 2: you the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.
Speaker 2: Stay off the damn wedn for this one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't put that green veil over your eyes. Brothers
Speaker 3: and sisters, Come on now.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm Langston Kerman and I'm awake.
Speaker 3: I'm David Borie and I'm too awake.
Speaker 2: I ain't never slept.
Speaker 3: I was born standing up.
Speaker 2: My mother's pussy is ruined.
Speaker 3: I came out first like a water slide.
Speaker 2: What a disgusting It's really because I imagine you said we
Speaker 2: as you came out, there a celebratory quality to it.
Speaker 3: Hey, Black and Miles was already with we.
Speaker 2: We got an email from a person and I don't
Speaker 2: know how this person came out of their mother's vagina,
Speaker 2: but but I do know that they sent a somewhat
Speaker 2: provocative email to us.
Speaker 3: Definitely, definitely.
Speaker 2: And before we get into this, it is worth noting
Speaker 2: that we also received quite a few emails from people
Speaker 2: who were rather upset, I'd say at our our takes
Speaker 2: on OJ, that that OJ and Chloe Kardashian's relationship, their lineage.
Speaker 2: They they're calling to question whether or not we had
Speaker 2: the right instinct to say that OJ probably is not
Speaker 2: Chloe's biological daughter.
Speaker 3: And it's who cares you, guys. I don't even remember
Speaker 3: what was said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I there there were people saying that that, uh,
Speaker 2: somebody wrote that that there was a fair amount of
Speaker 2: evidence that which they don't ever add any of the evidence.
Speaker 2: They just say there is evidence that they were swingers,
Speaker 2: that the the Simpson family and the Kardashian family were swingers,
Speaker 2: and that's how OJ busted his first nut inside of uh,
Speaker 2: what's her name, Chris, leading.
Speaker 3: To what's her name? All right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't know, leading leading to Chloe
Speaker 2: being the the baby that that happened.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: There were also in the that same message they talk
Speaker 2: about how Bruce was there, and they do refer to
Speaker 2: Bruce specifically. They're never acknowledging Caitlyn at any point in
Speaker 2: this message, But they say that that Bruce was there
Speaker 2: hanging out. I guess the timeline for them makes perfect sense,
Speaker 2: that that Caitlyn and and OJ and Chris and Robert
Speaker 2: were all just mushing into each other, and so Chloe
Speaker 2: was born.
Speaker 3: And to that, I say, yeah, maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know these You don't know these s.
Speaker 2: Paul C. Blaze, Sure, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I know OJ was fucking at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah, OJ was fucking. I don't put it past any
Speaker 2: of them to have had orgies and all kinds of
Speaker 2: weird sexual escapades together.
Speaker 3: I just don't when rich.
Speaker 2: I just wish that that anybody who's upset with us
Speaker 2: would would just send us footage. I'd love to see
Speaker 2: the Ojai X tape you are so confident exists.
Speaker 3: That would be crazy, because I bet you even if
Speaker 3: this age, if he dropped, it would probably immediately be
Speaker 3: the best celebrity sex tape.
Speaker 2: You think.
Speaker 3: So he's so athletic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I feel the exact opposite.
Speaker 3: You think it would be a bad You think it
Speaker 3: would just be like the whole Cogan one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he has bad knees, and I think that,
Speaker 2: uh that like he there's a reason that he keeps
Speaker 2: sort of picking these like goofy ass white women interesting.
Speaker 2: And I think it's because, like, I can't pleasure I
Speaker 2: can't pleasure a big, old, thick black lady anymore. I
Speaker 2: gotta I gotta go with what I know. I gotta
Speaker 2: go with what's easy.
Speaker 3: They do say a lot of times that it's core
Speaker 3: that's a self esteem issue. Maybe maybe all right, all right,
Speaker 3: yeah he ruined it in his playing years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his knees are or what took him out of
Speaker 2: the league, right, Like, if I'm understanding correctly, that was
Speaker 2: his big downfall.
Speaker 3: I don't know too much about. That's way before both
Speaker 3: of our times.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I wasn't. I I'm not a football fan
Speaker 2: now I'm definitely not doing my like football history.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the most I've ever heard you reference,
Speaker 3: you know, the great.
Speaker 2: I just know that the motherfucker's knees were bad and
Speaker 2: people made fun of them all the time in stand up.
Speaker 3: That is true. A lot of my knowledge of old
Speaker 3: sports and things come from a comic view. I found
Speaker 3: out about most of the details of the trial.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, everything I know about the Clinton Oh my
Speaker 2: god that it came from death comedy.
Speaker 3: Came from j.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: I was if I was around it that time, I
Speaker 3: would have ate though, I come on, I would have
Speaker 3: had a crazy OJ bit. It would have it would
Speaker 3: have gone places you didn't. It would have started with
Speaker 3: Kato Kalin. It would have been nuts. Bro.
Speaker 2: I get so mad that that we didn't come up
Speaker 2: in an era where like, uh, you could just have
Speaker 2: a signature bit, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Chucky ducky quack quat, come on.
Speaker 2: Baby, like it would have what There's so many comedians
Speaker 2: who we just know because they did one joke that
Speaker 2: everybody was like, yep, that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just the one give him a movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And god damn it.
Speaker 3: I only know the one Chris Tucker bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the give me money man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your damn hands up Robin his mom or whatever.
Speaker 3: I don't know else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that is in the Michael Jackson impression.
Speaker 2: That is like the other part of that five minutes and.
Speaker 3: And that's it, which is another bit that would kill.
Speaker 3: There's nobody now you can impersonate dancing that would kill
Speaker 3: is hard. It's just going on stage and doing a
Speaker 3: Michael Jackson. Come on, man, it got him to a
Speaker 3: Michael Jackson video.
Speaker 2: He did a fucking Michael. He became friends with Michael
Speaker 2: Jackson because he did a pretty good Michael Jackson exactly.
Speaker 3: And meanwhile, we're out here talking about all kinds of people.
Speaker 3: Chris Brown responses to my dms.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, to be fair.
Speaker 3: The VI's about him being a monster. But that doesn't
Speaker 3: funk about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not we're not advocating for Chris Brown, but
Speaker 2: we would like him to reply at some point.
Speaker 3: Some type of an acknowledgment. Do you and then we'll
Speaker 3: get on because we got to get to this. Did
Speaker 3: you ever you have a blue check mark? Right? I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be an elitist conversation when.
Speaker 2: All you are, you planey's out there. You sit this
Speaker 2: one out. This is this is for kings only.
Speaker 3: Yeah, turn it down when adults are talking. That's because
Speaker 3: that's what the blue check boks are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, big old, grown up, big grown ass men and women.
Speaker 3: When you first got the blue check mark, because you've
Speaker 3: had it.
Speaker 2: For a while, right, yeah, a couple of years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you first got it, did you ever try
Speaker 3: to like slide into a DM that you couldn't have before.
Speaker 2: I did not because I'm married.
Speaker 3: And no no, no no no no no no no
Speaker 3: not sexual.
Speaker 2: Oh you mean just can I like pull a conversation? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that that I previously could not have had. I'm sure
Speaker 2: I've done that. No, no, no. I think for the
Speaker 2: most part, people don't really want to talk to you
Speaker 2: unless you actually have something that you can they can
Speaker 2: get out of you, or that you can offer them.
Speaker 2: And it don't matter if that check mark is there. Now,
Speaker 2: I do think, and this actually makes it hurt more.
Speaker 2: I do think the blue check mark makes them check
Speaker 2: it faster.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was banking on. But I was awesome, man,
Speaker 3: I got.
Speaker 2: Sometimes some blue check mark motherfuckers will send me ship
Speaker 2: and I'll be like, yeah, yeah, I'm listening, and then
Speaker 2: I'll read him and be like I'm not replying to.
Speaker 3: No I got. I was all drunk one time, and
Speaker 3: uh I was. Olivia says, you don't need a blue
Speaker 3: check walk to talk to Dennis Graham.
Speaker 2: Yeah, winky smiley face, she said.
Speaker 3: Afterwards, you just SE's pushed up to your chin in
Speaker 3: the picture.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sorry, sorry, Harry. Yeah, you need a peach emoji
Speaker 2: in your name. Your wife's doing business with Dennis Graham
Speaker 2: and she ain't coming home tonight.
Speaker 3: Hey, that's a tailors all the time. Anyways, The point
Speaker 3: is I tried to ask Killer Mike if we could
Speaker 3: go to the strip club one time.
Speaker 2: WHOA yeah, and nothing airball air ball fuck.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, bro, I've been confused for you sometimes
Speaker 3: that nothing.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope my wish for you is that that
Speaker 2: something big happens this year that makes him have to
Speaker 2: revisit that DM. And he he just says yes, he
Speaker 2: just says absolutely.
Speaker 3: I want him to have to come to me though.
Speaker 3: I want him to now have gone because I did
Speaker 3: something great and now he's DM and me on right,
Speaker 3: And then he sees it and he's like, oh shit, yeah,
Speaker 3: why don't we just both invest in the Blue Fame
Speaker 3: Flame and become like co owners And then you know,
Speaker 3: we go to A and E and we pitched that
Speaker 3: reality show and that's kind of our platform going forward.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah. It's sort of like Ryan Ryan Reynolds
Speaker 2: and and oh boy friend, it's always Sonny by a
Speaker 2: soccer team, but that's a strip club.
Speaker 3: But we buy a bad one. They're like, this one's
Speaker 3: got about to get kicked out of the league.
Speaker 2: Not under my watch.
Speaker 3: No, like the town needs it, this town, little Rock
Speaker 3: needs this trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. And it's like a really serious documentary
Speaker 2: about like the recession then the struggle of this community
Speaker 2: and y'all are saving it through just just pussy popping.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, and other expansions they had never thought of. Obviously,
Speaker 3: get a chef of.
Speaker 2: Some sort in there, come on wings potatoes, wing guy,
Speaker 2: best wing guy in Alabama.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, but we're like, hey, how much to
Speaker 3: met you to move to ak you know, yeah, that
Speaker 3: type of thing.
Speaker 2: Right, Because the Arkansas wing community has been depleted, they
Speaker 2: moved elsewhere where the economy is more booming, where the
Speaker 2: opportunities are greater.
Speaker 3: And that was also based on a lot of people
Speaker 3: don't know that after the chicken wing shortage, there was
Speaker 3: a great migration of sorts. Mm yeah, yeah, a lot
Speaker 3: of these wing guys left the South because there just
Speaker 3: wasn't working, was drying up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's wings in them their hills and they had
Speaker 2: this man to go where where the where the wings
Speaker 2: were plentiful.
Speaker 3: I'm just a baby, you know what. I mean, give
Speaker 3: me my pickaxe and my helment. I'm gonna go these wings.
Speaker 4: Oh man, Well, I was like this, we've never uh,
Speaker 4: we've never not started this long.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is the length of an episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've we've talked far past what we should and
Speaker 2: we haven't read a single moment of this email yet.
Speaker 2: But that said, we got an email from a person
Speaker 2: named j Q. JQ sent us an email. They said,
Speaker 2: what's up, Lengthston and David. I love the pod. I
Speaker 2: got another conspiracy for you, jqy some week. That means
Speaker 2: we've we've either read one of your conspiracies or you
Speaker 2: send them often and we ignore every single one of them.
Speaker 2: Either way, thank you for sending Yeah Sorr. He said,
Speaker 2: you may have seen the viral video of the CEO
Speaker 2: threatening a recession to get people to go back to work.
Speaker 2: In addition to that, I've also heard the big box
Speaker 2: corporations like Amazon, Walmart, etc. Are working to build communities
Speaker 2: quote unquote near their factories slash distribution centers where they
Speaker 2: will eventually offer their employees quote unquote housing, which is
Speaker 2: why you see a lot of homes recently bought up
Speaker 2: by big corporations. This will seem like a good deal
Speaker 2: to many. However, in this model, individuals won't own anything,
Speaker 2: and your employer will control your life. This is also
Speaker 2: connected to the fact that they and we know who
Speaker 2: they are, haven't tried to fix the educational system because
Speaker 2: a less educated population means they are at a higher
Speaker 2: risk of being exploited by said companies. Then they wrote Jerry, So,
Speaker 2: I guess Jerry is jq's name. I don't know. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of names happening and this shit.
Speaker 3: I'd have gone with JQ too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't tell people your name is Jerry Man.
Speaker 3: It's me, baby, Jerry. You know Jerry. You know me, baby,
Speaker 3: It's Jerry. Ah. As far as to this conspiracy, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm I believe it wholeheartedly. I hate thee As someone who,
Speaker 3: besides comedy, was always I had a firm separation between
Speaker 3: work and home life. I never wanting to fucking hang
Speaker 3: out with these losers. I think that that's a dangerous
Speaker 3: precedent to allow your company. It feels so close to
Speaker 3: like when the railroad offered script you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It feels like it feels like a very similar system
Speaker 3: in which Okay, well, now if Walmart owns this whole
Speaker 3: neighborhood that I live in. I probably shop at a Walmart.
Speaker 3: And if I shop at a Walmart, yeah I couldn't
Speaker 3: pay cash, But what if they give me these Walmart
Speaker 3: Bucks instead? Just be because it's a system. And then
Speaker 3: it becomes this thing where like you're ultimately reliant on
Speaker 3: this truly soulless entity, this thing that has operates to
Speaker 3: no morals to take care of you, and I think
Speaker 3: it's horrible. Yeah, it's pretty awful, President, It's pretty fucked
Speaker 3: up shit.
Speaker 2: And it doesn't feel as much like a conspiracy as
Speaker 2: I think is being presented. This feels largely this is
Speaker 2: a true thing. Right, these these Amazon and Walmart and
Speaker 2: all these big companies are trying to sort of build
Speaker 2: like these worker housing units. And subsequently, to your point,
Speaker 2: it does mean that they do control your entire life
Speaker 2: in ways that they are both acknowledging and not acknowledging.
Speaker 2: Like I recently got a prescription for a medication your
Speaker 2: boys got psoriasis, and I'm not ashamed of that.
Speaker 3: Really good?
Speaker 2: Oh thanks man? Yeah, I have to inject myself every
Speaker 2: three months.
Speaker 3: No, you, let's just get you asteroid.
Speaker 2: Otherwise I turn into a lizard man, all right, But
Speaker 2: that said, one of the things, like the the the
Speaker 2: drug itself is insanely expensive, but if you sign up
Speaker 2: for like these weird like incentives and like build a
Speaker 2: relationship with this second company kind of thing, you can
Speaker 2: get the drug for essentially free. Like I don't pay
Speaker 2: shit for this psoriasis medication. But what I also have
Speaker 2: to accept in doing that, in building that relationship is
Speaker 2: anything that they sort of like decide to use with
Speaker 2: my information and agree to like fucking emails from them,
Speaker 2: agree to phone calls from them. I have to agree
Speaker 2: to all kinds of relationships that I didn't fucking want.
Speaker 2: I just want to be able to inject myself with
Speaker 2: the medication and move on with my life. And I
Speaker 2: think this is sort of a more advanced version of that,
Speaker 2: right that, like, yes, you are potentially getting housing, but
Speaker 2: how much of your life is consumed by this product,
Speaker 2: this corporation, this entity.
Speaker 3: And not only are to me Once again, it's just
Speaker 3: just so crazy because not only are you moving into
Speaker 3: housing owned by your company, that also means your entire
Speaker 3: neighborhood is people who you work with. And if we
Speaker 3: all remember from trying to get high at work, these
Speaker 3: dudes are snitching. Yeah, so yeah, I don't want you.
Speaker 3: I don't want to live next door. What the you
Speaker 3: don't need to see who comes to my house? None
Speaker 3: of that shit.
Speaker 2: And then I imagine there's gonna be a level of
Speaker 2: like corporate policing that happens as it, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: Like you don't think these dudes are snitching.
Speaker 2: But even worse, who's to say that those corporations don't
Speaker 2: then get to put cameras in the houses or like
Speaker 2: fucking in the neighborhood to essentially say that this is
Speaker 2: a way of ensuring that their employees are following corporate rules.
Speaker 3: Exactly, because now all your extracurriculars are run by the
Speaker 3: fucking like you know what I mean, if it's a neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Now the gym, it's not a twenty four hour finish,
Speaker 3: it's a Walmart gym, because why not? So now they
Speaker 3: know when you're at the gym and the movie theater
Speaker 3: and the titty barrowing by David Borrian and Michael whatever
Speaker 3: his real name is.
Speaker 2: I think it's still killer. I think it's Michael Killer.
Speaker 3: Michael Killer. But like but no, I mean, it just
Speaker 3: becomes a thing of like how much do you want
Speaker 3: to let them in? And I do die on that
Speaker 3: hill where I'm not trying to do any of that.
Speaker 3: I reject all cookies.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I reject all cookies. I don't. I don't care
Speaker 3: how good the amateur video that brought me to the
Speaker 3: website looks.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm beating off to that preview. Make it
Speaker 2: all the way through the video, y'all, yeah, over.
Speaker 3: Your mouth over it it starts to play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a very scary idea, I would I
Speaker 2: think especially scary is I'm not exactly sure what can
Speaker 2: be done about it, right, Like these corporations are not
Speaker 2: getting smaller despite our awareness of sort of the fuck
Speaker 2: ship that they're trying to pull.
Speaker 3: I think it's up to individuals too. It's just like
Speaker 3: we gotta chill. I hate that at the end it
Speaker 3: gets all preat cheap. But it's like it's up to
Speaker 3: individuals and we gotta stop stop personalizing all these corporations
Speaker 3: that are only doing things to just advertise for us,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like we people have personal relationships.
Speaker 3: You will hear people say I love Blencioga.
Speaker 2: Why what do they do for you?
Speaker 3: If nothing ever, nor will they ever. Don't like so
Speaker 3: to love these things and have these loyalties or like corporations,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I love working for Nike
Speaker 3: or whatever. That shit's like it becomes it's it's insidious,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, And it's it feels like
Speaker 3: it's it's like getting bigger and bigger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And we talked about this briefly before the podcast
Speaker 2: started that in reading this email, it doesn't not remind
Speaker 2: me a little bit of like what we talked about
Speaker 2: or are experiencing. As it relates to the WGA strike
Speaker 2: and the SAG strike. There was that article that went
Speaker 2: viral where this unnamed studio executive essentially said their plan
Speaker 2: was to let writers starve. That like they would ride
Speaker 2: this thing out until writers lost their homes, starved whatever
Speaker 2: it's to get them back to work. And what ended
Speaker 2: up becoming sort of revealed inside of like the months
Speaker 2: and months of waiting was that some of that was
Speaker 2: just propaganda. It was just a corporation being like, Yo,
Speaker 2: if we threaten to let them starve, we can convince
Speaker 2: them to get back to work faster, or we can
Speaker 2: get them off of this sort of train of self advocacy,
Speaker 2: and a lot of it is that, right, Like, it's
Speaker 2: not that they wouldn't let us starve, but it is
Speaker 2: just sort of big, powerful people throwing their weight around
Speaker 2: and trying to scare us into making choices that are
Speaker 2: worse for our lives than we actually deserve. And it
Speaker 2: is our responsibility, I think, to your point, to be
Speaker 2: able to stand our ground and say, like, yo, as
Speaker 2: bad as I need housing, as bad as I need,
Speaker 2: you know, resources, I can't give my entire life over
Speaker 2: to a corporation that does not give a fuck about me.
Speaker 3: Yep. If a corporation is offering you something or help,
Speaker 3: offering some help to you, it's always in your worst interest.
Speaker 3: They are never helping. It's never good. It's never it's
Speaker 3: never like OK. And if they're making some shit easier,
Speaker 3: it's for sure not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And you just got it, like you gotta have that
Speaker 3: in your head, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Listen, I don't care if it's I don't care if
Speaker 2: it's June Skittles. Don't give a fuck about your gay ass, exactly.
Speaker 2: I know they say they do.
Speaker 3: There's the rainbow. They didn't market research to get to.
Speaker 2: That they don't care about you, and it's great that,
Speaker 2: you know. Sometimes they change the colors and we can
Speaker 2: all enjoy a different flavor skittle. But come on right.
Speaker 3: Except for Tuesday. For Tuesdays down at the Blue Flame
Speaker 3: Strip Club in Atlanta, Georgia, Blue Flame, we'll keep the
Speaker 3: light on for you.
Speaker 2: I like that you just steal a different corporations tagline.
Speaker 3: You're like, fuck it, Yeah, that's what I said. I
Speaker 3: find no flag, I have no masters.
Speaker 2: Well, Jerry JQ, whatever you prefer to be called, I
Speaker 2: pray to God it's not Jerry. But but I hope
Speaker 2: that this sort of answers your question, your conspiracy. We
Speaker 2: don't trust corporations, and this sounds very much like some
Speaker 2: evil shit that Daddy Bezos and the bad boys at
Speaker 2: Walmart would cook up. I know, I don't have anything
Speaker 2: else you did, okayhud fuck it. You want to tell
Speaker 2: the people where they can find you and what cool
Speaker 2: shit you have going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on out to see me. Instagram Cool guy
Speaker 3: jokes eighty seven. My tour dates are at Bring David
Speaker 3: Aplate dot com. Got like another month or so on tour.
Speaker 3: We're doing all the fun cities. So I still am
Speaker 3: going to be at this Friday. I'm going to be
Speaker 3: in Indianapolis at the White Rabbit Cabaret Saturday. I'm going
Speaker 3: to be in Cincinnati Sunday. I'm going to be in Morgantown,
Speaker 3: West Virginia next Thursday. I'm going to be in Columbus, Ohio, Friday,
Speaker 3: October sixth, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvaniatober seventh, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, October twelfth, Springfield, Missouri,
Speaker 3: October thirteenth, Saint Louis, Missouri, October twenty first, New York
Speaker 3: City October twenty second, Damn Worcestern, Massachusetts. October twenty fifth,
Speaker 3: Kansas City, Missouri, October twenty sixth, Who Falls, South Dakota
Speaker 3: in October twenty seventh and twenty eighth, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Come
Speaker 3: out my hours going crazy. I'm writing a new a
Speaker 3: lot of new shit, and come out so you can
Speaker 3: see that I'm good and buy some clothes because afterwards,
Speaker 3: ultimately no one will care that that was long. That
Speaker 3: was a long one.
Speaker 2: Look, man, you're gonna have to rest after this because
Speaker 2: that's a lot of fucking places you gotta be.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we already did that other tour.
Speaker 2: I don't sleep no more, damn well. I have substantially
Speaker 2: less dates to tell you about, but you can find
Speaker 2: me at Langston Kerman on Instagram. I would love for
Speaker 2: you to follow me there. And if you live in
Speaker 2: New Westminster, British Columbia, that's Canada, bitch, come on out
Speaker 2: October thirteenth and fourteenth to the House of Comedy. If
Speaker 2: you are in Wilmington, North Carolina, I'd love to see
Speaker 2: you October twentieth and twenty first at the Dead Crow
Speaker 2: Comedy Room, Burlington, Vermont. I'll be at Vermont Comedy Club
Speaker 2: November tenth and eleventh, and then finally November seventeenth and eighteenth,
Speaker 2: I'll be at Hyenas Comedy Nightclub in Dallas, Texas. I
Speaker 2: look forward to fucking around with all of y'all out there,
Speaker 2: And as always, if you want to send us your
Speaker 2: own drops, your own conspiracies. If you want to advocate
Speaker 2: for the corporations that we have been shitting on on
Speaker 2: this podcast, you can send it all to Mymama pod
Speaker 2: at gmail dot com. We probably won't listen to your advocacy,
Speaker 2: but boy would be funny if you go. Hey, actually
Speaker 2: I think that Walmart is night and you're why Bill
Speaker 2: Inciaga save my father from his cancer. So there, Send
Speaker 2: it all to my mama pot at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2: We would love to hear from you, and and follow
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Speaker 2: said that in a while, largely, I think because we're
Speaker 2: both anxious about reaching a certain subscription number and fucking
Speaker 2: having to learn to do nunchucks and and harmonica. But
Speaker 2: follow and subscribe on YouTube, and that's that's the whole shebang. Bye, bitch,
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