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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini ever.

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Speaker 2: So who lives in a pineapple under the sea? That

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Speaker 2: Nigga SpongeBob? There it is there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dived deep, deep into the pockets

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Speaker 3: of black conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: Theories and we finally work to prove the theories that

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Speaker 2: you the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: Stay off the damn wedn for this one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't put that green veil over your eyes. Brothers

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Speaker 3: and sisters, Come on now.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm Langston Kerman and I'm awake.

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Speaker 3: I'm David Borie and I'm too awake.

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Speaker 2: I ain't never slept.

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Speaker 3: I was born standing up.

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Speaker 2: My mother's pussy is ruined.

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Speaker 3: I came out first like a water slide.

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Speaker 2: What a disgusting It's really because I imagine you said we

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Speaker 2: as you came out, there a celebratory quality to it.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Black and Miles was already with we.

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Speaker 2: We got an email from a person and I don't

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Speaker 2: know how this person came out of their mother's vagina,

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Speaker 2: but but I do know that they sent a somewhat

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Speaker 2: provocative email to us.

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Speaker 3: Definitely, definitely.

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Speaker 2: And before we get into this, it is worth noting

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Speaker 2: that we also received quite a few emails from people

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Speaker 2: who were rather upset, I'd say at our our takes

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Speaker 2: on OJ, that that OJ and Chloe Kardashian's relationship, their lineage.

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Speaker 2: They they're calling to question whether or not we had

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Speaker 3: And it's who cares you, guys. I don't even remember

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Speaker 3: what was said.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I there there were people saying that that, uh,

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Speaker 2: somebody wrote that that there was a fair amount of

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Speaker 2: evidence that which they don't ever add any of the evidence.

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Speaker 2: They just say there is evidence that they were swingers,

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Speaker 2: that the the Simpson family and the Kardashian family were swingers,

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Speaker 2: and that's how OJ busted his first nut inside of uh,

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Speaker 2: what's her name, Chris, leading.

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Speaker 3: To what's her name? All right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I don't know, leading leading to Chloe

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Speaker 2: being the the baby that that happened.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: There were also in the that same message they talk

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Speaker 2: Bruce specifically. They're never acknowledging Caitlyn at any point in

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Speaker 2: this message, But they say that that Bruce was there

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Speaker 2: hanging out. I guess the timeline for them makes perfect sense,

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Speaker 2: that that Caitlyn and and OJ and Chris and Robert

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Speaker 3: And to that, I say, yeah, maybe I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know these You don't know these s.

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Speaker 2: Paul C. Blaze, Sure, yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I know OJ was fucking at least.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, OJ was fucking. I don't put it past any

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Speaker 2: of them to have had orgies and all kinds of

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Speaker 3: I just don't when rich.

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Speaker 2: I just wish that that anybody who's upset with us

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Speaker 2: would would just send us footage. I'd love to see

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Speaker 2: the Ojai X tape you are so confident exists.

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Speaker 3: That would be crazy, because I bet you even if

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Speaker 3: this age, if he dropped, it would probably immediately be

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Speaker 3: the best celebrity sex tape.

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Speaker 2: You think.

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Speaker 3: So he's so athletic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I feel the exact opposite.

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Speaker 3: You think it would be a bad You think it

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Speaker 3: would just be like the whole Cogan one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he has bad knees, and I think that,

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Speaker 2: uh that like he there's a reason that he keeps

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Speaker 2: sort of picking these like goofy ass white women interesting.

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Speaker 2: And I think it's because, like, I can't pleasure I

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Speaker 3: They do say a lot of times that it's core

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Speaker 3: that's a self esteem issue. Maybe maybe all right, all right,

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Speaker 3: yeah he ruined it in his playing years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, his knees are or what took him out of

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Speaker 3: I don't know too much about. That's way before both

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I wasn't. I I'm not a football fan

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Speaker 2: now I'm definitely not doing my like football history.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the most I've ever heard you reference,

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Speaker 3: you know, the great.

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Speaker 2: I just know that the motherfucker's knees were bad and

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Speaker 2: people made fun of them all the time in stand up.

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Speaker 3: That is true. A lot of my knowledge of old

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Speaker 3: out about most of the details of the trial.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, everything I know about the Clinton Oh my

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Speaker 2: god that it came from death comedy.

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Speaker 3: Came from j.

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Speaker 3: I was if I was around it that time, I

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Speaker 3: had a crazy OJ bit. It would have it would

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Speaker 3: have gone places you didn't. It would have started with

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Speaker 3: Kato Kalin. It would have been nuts. Bro.

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Speaker 2: I get so mad that that we didn't come up

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Speaker 2: in an era where like, uh, you could just have

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Speaker 3: Chucky ducky quack quat, come on.

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Speaker 2: Baby, like it would have what There's so many comedians

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just the one give him a movie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And god damn it.

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Speaker 3: I only know the one Chris Tucker bit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the give me money man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your damn hands up Robin his mom or whatever.

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Speaker 3: I don't know else.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that is in the Michael Jackson impression.

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Speaker 2: That is like the other part of that five minutes and.

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Speaker 3: And that's it, which is another bit that would kill.

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Speaker 3: There's nobody now you can impersonate dancing that would kill

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Speaker 3: is hard. It's just going on stage and doing a

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Speaker 3: Michael Jackson. Come on, man, it got him to a

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Speaker 3: Michael Jackson video.

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Speaker 2: He did a fucking Michael. He became friends with Michael

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Speaker 2: Jackson because he did a pretty good Michael Jackson exactly.

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Speaker 3: And meanwhile, we're out here talking about all kinds of people.

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Speaker 3: Chris Brown responses to my dms.

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, to be fair.

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Speaker 3: The VI's about him being a monster. But that doesn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not we're not advocating for Chris Brown, but

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Speaker 3: Some type of an acknowledgment. Do you and then we'll

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Speaker 3: get on because we got to get to this. Did

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Speaker 3: you ever you have a blue check mark? Right? I do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be an elitist conversation when.

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Speaker 2: All you are, you planey's out there. You sit this

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Speaker 2: one out. This is this is for kings only.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, turn it down when adults are talking. That's because

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Speaker 3: that's what the blue check boks are.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, big old, grown up, big grown ass men and women.

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Speaker 3: When you first got the blue check mark, because you've

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Speaker 2: For a while, right, yeah, a couple of years.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when you first got it, did you ever try

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Speaker 3: to like slide into a DM that you couldn't have before.

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Speaker 2: I did not because I'm married.

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Speaker 3: And no no, no no no no no no no

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Speaker 2: Oh you mean just can I like pull a conversation? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that that I previously could not have had. I'm sure

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Speaker 2: I've done that. No, no, no. I think for the

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Speaker 2: unless you actually have something that you can they can

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Speaker 2: And it don't matter if that check mark is there. Now,

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Speaker 2: I do think, and this actually makes it hurt more.

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Speaker 2: I do think the blue check mark makes them check

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was banking on. But I was awesome, man,

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Speaker 3: I got.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes some blue check mark motherfuckers will send me ship

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Speaker 2: and I'll be like, yeah, yeah, I'm listening, and then

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Speaker 3: No I got. I was all drunk one time, and

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Speaker 3: uh I was. Olivia says, you don't need a blue

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Speaker 3: check walk to talk to Dennis Graham.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, winky smiley face, she said.

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Speaker 3: Afterwards, you just SE's pushed up to your chin in

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Sorry, sorry, Harry. Yeah, you need a peach emoji

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Speaker 2: in your name. Your wife's doing business with Dennis Graham

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Speaker 2: and she ain't coming home tonight.

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Speaker 3: Hey, that's a tailors all the time. Anyways, The point

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Speaker 2: WHOA yeah, and nothing airball air ball fuck.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, bro, I've been confused for you sometimes

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Speaker 2: Well, I hope my wish for you is that that

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Speaker 3: I want him to have to come to me though.

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Speaker 3: I want him to now have gone because I did

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Speaker 3: And then he sees it and he's like, oh shit, yeah,

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Speaker 3: why don't we just both invest in the Blue Fame

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Speaker 3: Flame and become like co owners And then you know,

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Speaker 3: we go to A and E and we pitched that

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Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah. It's sort of like Ryan Ryan Reynolds

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Speaker 2: and and oh boy friend, it's always Sonny by a

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Speaker 3: But we buy a bad one. They're like, this one's

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Speaker 3: got about to get kicked out of the league.

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Speaker 2: Not under my watch.

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Speaker 3: No, like the town needs it, this town, little Rock

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. And it's like a really serious documentary

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Speaker 2: about like the recession then the struggle of this community

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Speaker 2: and y'all are saving it through just just pussy popping.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, and other expansions they had never thought of. Obviously,

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Speaker 3: get a chef of.

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Speaker 2: Some sort in there, come on wings potatoes, wing guy,

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Speaker 2: best wing guy in Alabama.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, but we're like, hey, how much to

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Speaker 3: met you to move to ak you know, yeah, that

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Speaker 2: Right, Because the Arkansas wing community has been depleted, they

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Speaker 2: moved elsewhere where the economy is more booming, where the

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Speaker 3: And that was also based on a lot of people

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's wings in them their hills and they had

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Speaker 3: Yep. If a corporation is offering you something or help,

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Speaker 3: And you just got it, like you gotta have that

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Speaker 2: Listen, I don't care if it's I don't care if

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Speaker 3: There's the rainbow. They didn't market research to get to.

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Speaker 2: That they don't care about you, and it's great that,

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Speaker 2: you know. Sometimes they change the colors and we can

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Speaker 3: Except for Tuesday. For Tuesdays down at the Blue Flame

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Speaker 2: I like that you just steal a different corporations tagline.

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Speaker 2: Well, Jerry JQ, whatever you prefer to be called, I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, come on out to see me. Instagram Cool guy

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Speaker 3: jokes eighty seven. My tour dates are at Bring David

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Speaker 3: Aplate dot com. Got like another month or so on tour.

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Speaker 3: We're doing all the fun cities. So I still am

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Speaker 3: October sixth, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvaniatober seventh, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, October twelfth, Springfield, Missouri,

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Speaker 3: in October twenty seventh and twenty eighth, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Come

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Speaker 3: out my hours going crazy. I'm writing a new a

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Speaker 3: ultimately no one will care that that was long. That

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Speaker 2: Look, man, you're gonna have to rest after this because

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we already did that other tour.

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Speaker 2: I don't sleep no more, damn well. I have substantially

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Speaker 2: less dates to tell you about, but you can find

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Speaker 2: And as always, if you want to send us your

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