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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret. It

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Speaker 1: is time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in

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Speaker 1: four six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is, so nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: All right, what is your dirty little secret? Okay? Um,

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Speaker 1: So I've been talking to this girl for a while

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Speaker 1: now online and I'm really I really like her, and

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Speaker 1: she really likes me, and she's planning to come see

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Speaker 1: me in my hometown. Is so it's a long distance thing.

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Speaker 1: Obviously I put two and two together on that one.

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Speaker 1: Figured that out super easily. You're so smartin you're super right.

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Speaker 1: But the problem is she thinks I'm a man. Oh wait,

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Speaker 1: what how does that work? Wait? So you're catfishing a girl?

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Speaker 1: Do you even like girls? Didn't mean I do like girls? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you're catfishing a girl? I don't. I didn't mean

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Speaker 1: to catfisher. Did You never talked about gender early on,

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Speaker 1: and then it kind of came up that you thought

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Speaker 1: I was in there? Yeah, okay, question for you. Wouldn't

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Speaker 1: your profile online or whatever be a dude? Yeah? So

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Speaker 1: this was over Instagram and my Instagram is entirely sup

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Speaker 1: pictures and no gender at all. Is I like code

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Speaker 1: for something? No, it's soup. You just love super and

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Speaker 1: I like to eat and I share recipes and oh

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Speaker 1: we like we shared a uas and I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She just assumed I was a guy, and I just

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Speaker 1: let it go on way too long. So then you're

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Speaker 1: you're letting her book something to come and see you,

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Speaker 1: and you're still not telling her. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: to do, Okay, So what I mean is she she's

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Speaker 1: planning on coming to see you, she's flying to you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and um, are you planning on meeting up with her?

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Speaker 1: And then just been like, Hi, surprise, I'm a woman.

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Speaker 1: So this is the dirty part. I'm I was going

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Speaker 1: to go to the airport but not meet her. So

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Speaker 1: you're gonna ghost her at the airport. You shouldn't. You

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Speaker 1: shouldn't ghost her. You should just meet her. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: if she likes you too? You never know what a Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's going to be so mad you guys, I don't

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Speaker 1: if you guys never discussed it. I think Alex is

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Speaker 1: right though. I think you should meet her. I just

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Speaker 1: I mean, at least maybe it could go horribly wrong.

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Speaker 1: For you. It also could go horribly right, and you

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Speaker 1: could show up to the airport Alex and mask and

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Speaker 1: play along with me. Okay, yeah, you're the Bill Gates

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Speaker 1: divorced lawyer whose song is said he a Little secret

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Speaker 1: now is dating? And you just saw me at the

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Speaker 1: airport waiting for you. Okay, yeah, so I'm holding a

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Speaker 1: sign that says hey there, it's me the Soup Lady.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, so you just came up to me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'd like, hi, um, are you my driver? That's cute.

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Speaker 1: That's a cute outfit, like he loves soup. But where

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Speaker 1: is I har Yes, yes, yes, I'm Alex. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I know you're here to drive me to my boyfriend's house.

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Speaker 1: And I know that you look more beautiful than than

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Speaker 1: I thought you would in person. And I have to

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Speaker 1: tell you something. Yes I am, but I'm not hitting

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Speaker 1: on you as a driver of some dude that runs

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Speaker 1: a super Instagram account. I'm hitting on you as the

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Speaker 1: woman behind the super Instagram account. And I was just

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Speaker 1: in too deep. I've gotten too far. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: how to tell you that I am a super lady

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Speaker 1: and I want to make chowder with you. For the

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Speaker 1: rest of my life. Well, you make chatter with me

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Speaker 1: even though you thought it was a dude. Very funny.

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Speaker 1: Where's our limo? Okay, so maybe we'll go for you

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Speaker 1: no matter what. But thank you for telling you a

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Speaker 1: little secret. Good luck. Thank then. Jebel Show on demand