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Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand. Everybody knows that feeling. Right,

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Speaker 1: stop off at the grocery store just to grab something

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Speaker 1: to cook for dinner. But then while you're there, you

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Speaker 1: remember that you needed a can of canola oil, a cucumber,

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Speaker 1: a party hat, and an extra large tube of preparation. Ah,

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Speaker 1: you know that goes right right. Then as you get

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Speaker 1: to the checkout stand, you think, man, this is gonna

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Speaker 1: look weird. What is the cashier going to think when

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Speaker 1: I get up there with all of these things. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I know what I'll do. I'll grab two party hats

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Speaker 1: so they don't think it's weird. You know, you don't

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Speaker 1: want to get the wrong idea. It is true though.

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Speaker 1: We all know that feeling of thinking that cashiers are

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Speaker 1: going to judge us at the grocery store and guess

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Speaker 1: what they do. Because a list just came out of

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Speaker 1: the top things that cashiers judge people for. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: go over it right now, so you know exactly what

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Speaker 1: they're thinking and when you go through the checkout out.

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Speaker 1: I definitely have had things where I'm like, oh my god, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but like I don't care anymore. That was I've never cared.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I want to buy the awkward things just because

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Speaker 1: it's fun to do that, you know, to go through

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Speaker 1: there and just see the look on their face, like

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Speaker 1: like staring at the cashier while they're scan exactly. We're

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Speaker 1: going over a list of what cashiers say that they

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Speaker 1: judge people for when you go through the check outline.

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Speaker 1: They judge parents who buy booze and cigarettes. But then

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Speaker 1: well not just that, but the ones that buy booze

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Speaker 1: and cigarettes and then scream at their kids to put

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Speaker 1: bottles of juice or candy away, like you can't have that,

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Speaker 1: Listen might have spent around for themselves. That's we're going

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Speaker 1: over a list of what cashiers say that they judge

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Speaker 1: people for when you go through the check outline. Lottery tickets,

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Speaker 1: they say, especially when people blow through the money of

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Speaker 1: the cashier makes on their entire shift for just a

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Speaker 1: couple of lottery tickets. I do what you gotta do.

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Speaker 1: Alex and I spend a lot of money and lottery

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Speaker 1: because we play lottery all the time. So Alex and

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Speaker 1: I are going to we are going to like we're manifesting, yes,

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Speaker 1: but in the meantime we'll just when the other games,

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Speaker 1: like to pick three or match four. But yeah, I

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Speaker 1: did win the pick three again. Oh my god, no way, Alex,

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Speaker 1: You're lying. I'm not buying. Is literally like every single week,

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Speaker 1: at least once a week, Alex has won the pick

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Speaker 1: three about ten or eleven times in the last couple

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Speaker 1: of months. For real. It's crazy, it's insane. But it's

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Speaker 1: not just going to be the pick three. I'm going

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Speaker 1: to win the powerball. It's going to happen. And then

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Speaker 1: I don't even care what the checkers think of whatever

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Speaker 1: I'm buying. I'll just like I'm rich, bitch, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: What else do they judge you for when you go

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Speaker 1: through the checkout line at the grocery store. A list

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Speaker 1: just came out where checkers answered the question what do

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Speaker 1: they judge people for? They judge any expensive premium bottled water.

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Speaker 1: Why not just because it's arguably a waste of money,

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Speaker 1: but because there's also a lot of plastic waste that

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Speaker 1: goes with it. So if you're lying really expensive bougie water,

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Speaker 1: I guess the checker will get you, which is fine

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Speaker 1: with me. I don't care, okay, but it is better water.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's better, but it tastes

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Speaker 1: better because it's more expensive. To me, what is it

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Speaker 1: fosswater that comes into the glass bottle? Yeahs water. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it is better. It could probably tap water,

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Speaker 1: it could be toilet water. But it just tastes delicious

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Speaker 1: because it's like forty five dollars for one bottle and

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Speaker 1: it's glass and just like school, Yeah, yeah. We were

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Speaker 1: going over a list of the top things that cashiers

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Speaker 1: judge you for when you go check out at the

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Speaker 1: grocery store or anywhere else. They say that anything in

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Speaker 1: a large amount. One cashier said they had a person

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Speaker 1: by fifteen cases of red Bull and they also looked

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Speaker 1: like they were twelve. Makes sense because either they were

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Speaker 1: twelve or they drink Red Bull like that and their

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Speaker 1: growth was severely stunted. My first job ever in high

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Speaker 1: school was a grocery store cashier, and yes, and so

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Speaker 1: I didn't really judge like what people bought as much

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Speaker 1: as I did like their actions or kind of how

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Speaker 1: they were in the store. Like there would be people

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Speaker 1: that would always drive up and instead of parking in

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Speaker 1: front of the grocery store entrance and send their kid

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Speaker 1: in to pick up stuff while they sat in the car.

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Speaker 1: Oh there was someone like that. There was also another

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Speaker 1: lady who God bless her. I don't think she had

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Speaker 1: showered in years and had a full fledged beard. And

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Speaker 1: y'all know me, I'm really sensitive to smell and stuff

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Speaker 1: like that. Gag central. I started gagging, but she would

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Speaker 1: come through my line. And then I had another girl

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Speaker 1: who like had a crush on me, and she came

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Speaker 1: to pay her entire order and change and she was

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Speaker 1: shaking and spilled to change all over. I literally went

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Speaker 1: home every day it was like Mom and Dad, I

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Speaker 1: hate my life. Please stop anywhere that sounds Where was

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Speaker 1: that grocery store? Mal Airy, North Carolina? Bottom Dollar is

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Speaker 1: what it was like. Okay, it was actually called bottom Dollar.

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Speaker 1: That makes sense. I mean to be a cashier at

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Speaker 1: a place called bottom Dollar. Wow, you definitely had to

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Speaker 1: see some stuff. I had to worry. I had a

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Speaker 1: really weird purchase at the grocery store the other day,

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Speaker 1: and I know the checker was judging me because I

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Speaker 1: get Alex flowers every Wednesday. I'm up early and then

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Speaker 1: I go get her coffee and every Wednesday I get

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Speaker 1: her flowers. So I'm at the grocery store like for

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Speaker 1: something in the morning, and I also bought this really

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Speaker 1: cool keegeles machine. It sends electric pulses, but you have

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Speaker 1: to you have to put it somewhere and electric pulses.

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Speaker 1: It's to tighten things up down there, right, But I

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Speaker 1: have to get loub to go with it, because okay,

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Speaker 1: you can't just you know. So I've got flowers, a

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Speaker 1: kombucha and then I was like, oh yeah, I ran

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Speaker 1: out of that for my little Keegle machine, so I

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Speaker 1: got to get that too. So it's like five in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I got kombucha, flowers, and some lube. Definitely

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Speaker 1: thing I'm up to, no texting, four one, six one.

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Speaker 1: What's one of the weirdest things that you've purchased at

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Speaker 1: the grocery store? Your phone break happens every single hour

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Your next one is coming up in

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