Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gam.
Speaker 2: Gambling was something that I did a clever way to
Speaker 2: circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy,
Speaker 2: and I became consumed by it.
Speaker 1: And now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Larry, for whatever reason, you sent a picture
Speaker 2: of you in a parking lot with your shades on.
Speaker 3: My wife woke me up at seven and we're going
Speaker 3: to like some Columbus, like an hour from my house.
Speaker 3: So now we're on our way home. I just pulled
Speaker 3: up the side of the road to take the call.
Speaker 1: Columbus. Yeah, is that New Jersey?
Speaker 3: Yes, it is. You can google it. It's like some big.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares about Columbus, New Jersey, Larry, Like nobody like,
Speaker 1: did anything had happened there? Larry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my wife went and spent a fortune and then
Speaker 3: we're driving all this stuff.
Speaker 2: It's all her, runny Larry, Larry, you have to have
Speaker 2: a fortune for your wife to spend it.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, just demoralized.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let me recap last week. Dylan lost
Speaker 2: two units, so you're minus five. Bad Larry won one unit.
Speaker 2: He's plus fourteen, Shay won twenty seven units. Last week,
Speaker 2: He's up to plus twenty eight. Bang, bang, motherfuckers. How
Speaker 2: did that happen?
Speaker 1: Danny. It's called handicapping.
Speaker 2: It's called being handicapped. I knew exactly what I was doing.
Speaker 2: I've been waiting this all year, Brooksy to win it
Speaker 2: all plus twenty five hundred.
Speaker 1: That's it. Okay, baseball, I've been good, been pretty good.
Speaker 1: I know. I know.
Speaker 2: I keep saying that nobody bets on baseball and wins,
Speaker 2: and you you're proving me wrong there, keep winning. So
Speaker 2: and what what you two are going to arm wrestle?
Speaker 2: You and Dylan are arm wrestling.
Speaker 1: I blacked out, Danny, I don't remember.
Speaker 4: A great Yeah, there was apparent there's a competition that
Speaker 4: is potentially underway.
Speaker 1: How many how many drinks do we have to have before?
Speaker 4: I think we can let the powers of b set
Speaker 4: the number on that and then I don't know, Well,
Speaker 4: I Shay got I mean obviously total Fluke won twenty
Speaker 4: seven units. Say I went negative. So it's like, I
Speaker 4: have an idea, maybe we can arm wrestle for all
Speaker 4: the units there.
Speaker 1: All the units, no, not all of them. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not doing that. Oh why because I have I'm up
Speaker 1: twenty eight years down five. It's stupid. You want to
Speaker 1: trade twenty eight for negative five?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this is dumb. Why do you guys have
Speaker 2: to drink to do the arm wrestling?
Speaker 1: Because we're both too strong, so we need like a handicap. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it sober. That's weird.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see anything that needs to be mentioned on
Speaker 2: your end Larry before we proceed.
Speaker 3: Well, just so, he won twenty five units on.
Speaker 2: Book, twenty seven units all together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he had Scotti Schiffler in the top five
Speaker 3: or something. I know he had a great week. Say
Speaker 3: you guys, lad, did anyone want.
Speaker 1: To take a golf bet we go?
Speaker 3: I'm glad to see you on the positive side.
Speaker 1: Did you guys have a group chat? Yeah? Last night?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little one.
Speaker 1: What what happened? Larry is an asshole? We'll just let
Speaker 1: him know.
Speaker 3: Well, just you know, I well, I welcome shade to
Speaker 3: the positive side. And I get a little yeah, I
Speaker 3: got the s T f U that that I had
Speaker 3: to ask one of my kids what I mean, Larry.
Speaker 1: That's called inferring shut.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, Okay, Uh, let's see bad Larry. Uh the
Speaker 2: Lakers plus five and a half against the Nuggets Celtics
Speaker 2: to win the series against the Heat.
Speaker 3: Good luck they won?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, so well the Celtics that with me.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Not not this series, that series where he's given me
Speaker 3: credit for her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just looking back on what you did. Uh.
Speaker 2: But the big bet was Brooks kept go to win.
Speaker 2: That was plust twenty five hundred.
Speaker 1: Dylan still has the Nuggets to win the NBA title
Speaker 1: at plus nine hundred. I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I guess.
Speaker 1: So because they're in the final.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's them against somebody else. So you got a
Speaker 2: really good chance there.
Speaker 1: Are you going to hedge that? Nah? Good hedgings for
Speaker 1: Pussy's good that. I'm no gardner. Yeah, you didn't do
Speaker 1: well and go what ray I was gonna say? They're
Speaker 1: minus two oh five to win the title right now?
Speaker 1: So he's stealing. Yeah, wow, I might I might read
Speaker 1: buy back in too. You've not a worse price. Okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: you didn't do well in college lacrosse? Nope, that believes
Speaker 1: or not? That parlay did not hit and PGA Championship.
Speaker 4: I went out for three all right, Ricky Fower miss
Speaker 4: the cut from kind of crawled back but.
Speaker 1: Stunk and JT I think he shot ten over on Saturday.
Speaker 1: That brings us to this week. And uh, Shay, you're
Speaker 1: in the lead, bless you.
Speaker 2: Shit tight Yeah, zoon tight is right, German body, all right,
Speaker 2: are you ready to uh dive in this week?
Speaker 1: Your eating? Let's get weird and he'll lead us off.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: We got Carrasco plus one hundred versus the Cubbies, you know,
Speaker 2: Rockies plus one oh five against me Yammy, and I
Speaker 2: got ballmer m O's plus one fifteen against the Yankees NBA.
Speaker 2: I'm taking the heat plus eight and a half. I'm
Speaker 2: doing it. I'm doing it. I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2: Shay has won his last six baseball bets, at least
Speaker 2: on this show. I'm Danny. I'm twelve for fifteen, last fifteen,
Speaker 2: twelve and fifteen. It's impressing. The office is freaking out.
Speaker 2: We watched baseball all day long at work all day
Speaker 2: a WILB dot TV all day. It's on screens everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: watch it all day. Okay, your screening the stock market? Yeah,
Speaker 2: except for baseball, Okay, bad Larry.
Speaker 3: I had the Celtics minus seven and a half. So
Speaker 3: now you're telling me, I know it's a half.
Speaker 1: It's eight and a half.
Speaker 2: It's eight and a half, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Still want it one union of Celtics minus eight and
Speaker 3: a half, Okay, I want I want under for the
Speaker 3: first half of that game. I think it's like one ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one ten okay.
Speaker 3: And I went over in the Mets Cubs game at
Speaker 3: Wriggling tonight.
Speaker 1: That's seven and a half.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I didn't have that number, so over seven and a half.
Speaker 3: I love that both those pitchers ras are like six.
Speaker 1: That seems almost like a trap. Yeah, trappy trap. Carrasco
Speaker 1: z Ra is eight point sixty eight. Yeah, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: having a bad year. Hendricks just came back.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Dylan, you can go yard at Wrigley. So
Speaker 3: there's gonna be a couple of bass lying at at
Speaker 3: Wrigley tonight.
Speaker 1: Wow. I actually can play the lumber Larry, And could
Speaker 1: you throw a baseball out of Wriggly Larry or a
Speaker 1: golf ball?
Speaker 3: A golf ball back then not anymore, Dan, but yeah,
Speaker 3: so golf balls you could throw one hundred and thirty yards.
Speaker 3: I could anyway. I don't know if you guys could.
Speaker 1: It's so full of shit. So that was back then,
Speaker 1: but that's not now.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no. I couldn't throw a golfle
Speaker 3: out of Wrigley anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, but back in the day you could stand at
Speaker 2: home plate and throw a golf ball out of.
Speaker 1: Or from the warning track.
Speaker 2: Do you have warning track power now with your arm?
Speaker 3: Probably not. I haven't gone to golf in twenty five years.
Speaker 3: I don't know how far I could throw it.
Speaker 1: That's when they put the shift on all the outfielders
Speaker 1: coming out there infield.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I could only throw it once.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, then your arm's gonna fall off absolutely.
Speaker 2: Rotator cuffs are absolutely all right, Dylan, here we go.
Speaker 4: Alrighty Charles Schwab Invitational. I'm going to you to take
Speaker 4: Michael Block top forty plus three hundred.
Speaker 1: Why the hell not? Well, just a unit fund the
Speaker 1: root for it.
Speaker 2: He's now ranked five hundred and seventy seventh in the world.
Speaker 2: As a big job he went, he came up three
Speaker 2: thousand spots in the world golf ranking. Hell yeah, I
Speaker 2: love this guy, Yank. He's in better shape than the
Speaker 2: guys on the Live Tour when there was ranking.
Speaker 4: I think wasn't before the mass It wasn't all like
Speaker 4: into the five hundreds in the world ranking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he was pretty uh pretty high up there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, So I got that he heat plus eight
Speaker 1: and a half for ce Celtics tonight. And I'm also gonna.
Speaker 2: It's a weird bet. I mean it's a weird line.
Speaker 2: The line that's a fast something going on the line. Yes,
Speaker 2: there's something going on there.
Speaker 4: But I also want to add heat money line too.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think they close it out. They do, okay
Speaker 1: in a gentlemanly fashion, all right, gentleman sweet.
Speaker 4: And then obviously more importantly Dan, it's the Monaco Grand
Speaker 4: Prix this weekend, and I got some hot tips from
Speaker 4: the old plug.
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, is this a bodega guy?
Speaker 4: No, No, I don't know what happened to him. He's
Speaker 4: more of a soccer guy. No, this is from from
Speaker 4: the old Lady. She apparently max for step and doesn't
Speaker 4: do well on road courses, i e.
Speaker 1: The Monico Grand Prix.
Speaker 4: So I'm going with his teammate Sergio Perez to win
Speaker 4: at plus two eighty five.
Speaker 1: I have been in Monaco. I went to Monico once.
Speaker 2: It's not a competence. I was in France, niece, and
Speaker 2: then we drove over to Monica. I just wanted to
Speaker 2: see what it looked like.
Speaker 1: That's basically what I did.
Speaker 2: I mean, I didn't go to the Grom Prix, well Grom,
Speaker 2: I just I wanted to see what Monica look like.
Speaker 4: Well, it's where that the casino that was in Casino
Speaker 4: Royale is there? Yeah, and it's also it's like the
Speaker 4: taxi cabs there are like rolls Royces.
Speaker 1: Don't you have to like a tuxio to get in that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was wearing like basketball shorts. They're like naddude, not
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah. Sometimes you dress like Adam Sandler. You know.
Speaker 1: I like to mix up pretty good today, though you do.
Speaker 1: Where are you going nowhere? Oh? You little son?
Speaker 4: You dress for the job you want, not the one
Speaker 4: you have.
Speaker 1: I got a little son walking from my car into
Speaker 1: the building. Okay, what else?
Speaker 4: Sergio Prez fastest lap plus three fifty and Lewis Hamilton
Speaker 4: to finish on the podium plus three eighty. Apparently Mercedes
Speaker 4: has a new car that could either be shitty or good.
Speaker 1: So I'm rolling the dice. What happened to lou was Hamilton?
Speaker 4: He was He was the goat, I think, and then
Speaker 4: Max were Stapping rolled up and became the new goat.
Speaker 1: So he's still fourth in f one points.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he but he used to like it used
Speaker 4: to be like he was basically he.
Speaker 2: Was tiger, Yeah, tiger versus the field.
Speaker 4: He was the only person like name anyone new flap one.
Speaker 4: Like you're like, I think I've heard of that guy.
Speaker 1: But he got knighted. Yes, he's certainly was Hamilton. Come on, yeah,
Speaker 1: why they kind of night don't they? H I don't
Speaker 1: think him and Dame Judy Dench.
Speaker 2: The British crown another imperialist force should be wiped off
Speaker 2: the face of the earth. Nick Faldo got knighted. Yeah,
Speaker 2: see that's a problem, you know.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Fred Couples couples, Yeah, Freddie couples, not fud Freddie c Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's see anything else that needs to be mentioned.
Speaker 4: That's it for me, except I flipped the next page.
Speaker 4: It's just a giant picture of Larry on the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's not a good thing to wake up to.
Speaker 4: As a guy with sinning hair, I would maybe hit
Speaker 4: the roguin.
Speaker 3: I didn't even look at the picture because I was
Speaker 3: his son.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, it sends all the hair off your head.
Speaker 2: It was the angle of the camera there that you
Speaker 2: look great the dark, Larry, I tell you, I think you.
Speaker 2: I think you look great, Larry, I did too.
Speaker 3: Yes, when is this arm wrestle? When's this arm wrestling
Speaker 3: match coming off?
Speaker 1: Whenever you show up?
Speaker 3: Larr okay, And that's fine. And Dylan, you can only
Speaker 3: bet five units, so that's our rule. Remember that I
Speaker 3: saw you in that text thing. You said you want
Speaker 3: ten units on yourself in that arm wrestling thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got what is What does it matter to you?
Speaker 2: You won't even be here, no ship.
Speaker 3: I might want to bet on it.
Speaker 1: Now you have to be NFL be here to bet
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 3: When when is it?
Speaker 1: Whenever you come up and jokes on you, Larry are
Speaker 1: actually playing Russian roulette when you come up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's only one chamber that's empty.
Speaker 1: You have a one six chance of not shooting yourself
Speaker 1: in that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whenever you get up here, Larry, we got a
Speaker 2: drinking game, we got arm wrestling. We have had pretty
Speaker 2: full child chili a chili COMPETI eat off.
Speaker 1: We should have that at the sock. Actually that would
Speaker 1: be good.
Speaker 2: How many bowls of chili can you eat? We'll have cornhole?
Speaker 2: Maybe cornhole? Yeah, yeah, the whitest show in America right now.
Speaker 2: So Larry, these you love playing games? These are right
Speaker 2: up your alley. Cornhole, Larry is a great cornhole.
Speaker 1: That makes so much sense. Yes, he's a great corn
Speaker 1: probably decent horseshoes too. I'm sure he is darts. He's
Speaker 1: good to gotta be, Larry.
Speaker 3: We do al I don't like chili, so they're gonna
Speaker 3: win the chili eat off. I think I win every other.
Speaker 1: Game away it. You like chili, so you win the
Speaker 1: drinking contest, you'll win cornhole. No chance you'll win darks Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: what else?
Speaker 3: I don't know what else? O?
Speaker 4: Pool?
Speaker 2: I'm smoking pool, ping pong table people can be. I
Speaker 2: can lose in pool, all right, but not in ping pong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I'll be in ping pong.
Speaker 3: I'm confident, Dylan, you're like twenty.
Speaker 1: Five, twenty seven and a half.
Speaker 3: Larry, you have no chance the hell that doing anything.
Speaker 3: I just gotta I gotta size you up over.
Speaker 2: The phone, Larry, Larry, just be honest with us. You're
Speaker 2: never gonna come up. Just just say that and then
Speaker 2: I won't bring it up again.
Speaker 1: No, No, I.
Speaker 3: Want to come up. It's just like Thursdays start my weekend.
Speaker 1: You don't have a job there, truly reason. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is what I'll do. I'll record it on Friday.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 3: Well the day you record the show on Friday, I'll
Speaker 3: be there.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, okay, next week, next.
Speaker 3: Friday, next Friday. My wife, I don't know what I
Speaker 3: have planned for next Friday.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: How about you don't let her tell you what to
Speaker 4: do for one weekend and you just drive up here.
Speaker 3: If we're doing a show on Friday, I'll be there. Okay,
Speaker 3: I have to come up and come up and come back.
Speaker 1: Wow, that could be funny.
Speaker 2: You're not going to be able to go back if
Speaker 2: you guys are going to do drinking games.
Speaker 1: Exactly, Larry. We'll all chip in for an Amtrak ticket
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: I got drivers want to come up. We're good. I
Speaker 3: just got to clear it with my wife, No problem,
Speaker 3: schedule it for next Friday.
Speaker 1: So cool, Larry.
Speaker 2: Next Friday, bad Larry. Friday in studios, go and then
Speaker 2: they'll be drinking. Then the cornhole chili pool, ping pong
Speaker 2: and how far can you throw a golf ball?
Speaker 1: All right, good news.
Speaker 4: The turfield in here, Larry is only about like forty
Speaker 4: real yards, so you might be able to go end
Speaker 4: to end.
Speaker 1: By the way.
Speaker 2: Shay and Irving his podcast, it's called Shay and Irving. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the podcast. And I owe you a trip to
Speaker 2: your house. Yeah for a Thursday Wednesday, might be Wednesday
Speaker 2: Wednesday night night?
Speaker 1: Yeah night, yeah, night evening. Now is there is there
Speaker 1: dinner involved? Absolutely? The roommate will cook. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh she can cook. She can throw down like a
Speaker 2: son of a bitch. Okay, yeah, okay, well well a
Speaker 2: little chicken scarpiellow okay, a little uh chiapenie okay, maybe
Speaker 2: roasted chicken okay, classics. No, she can she can really cook.
Speaker 1: Like next Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, if I say, pencil me in at your
Speaker 2: house for your podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see at seven seventh? Yeah, okay is seven dinner? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have dinner and then we do the podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't we do dinner at six and then
Speaker 2: we do podcasts seven? So I'm using in bed by.
Speaker 1: All right, I mean fine, I'll rearrange my schedule.
Speaker 2: Danny there's nothing else going on there.
Speaker 1: We got to put the kids to bed. No, no,
Speaker 1: I want to see all of that, all right?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the dinner at six? All right, they're at six.
Speaker 2: What's your request for dinner? Just that it's at six o'clock?
Speaker 1: Food? You got any No allergies, no peaking ducts.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't do that, thank god, Wellington. No, no, she can
Speaker 2: do No. I like what you just said. I want
Speaker 2: her to. I want to play to her strengths.
Speaker 1: Tasting like a tasting menu. Scariello is my favorite.
Speaker 2: That's fine, that's fine, we can do that, all right.
Speaker 2: See what you're missing out on?
Speaker 1: Larry?
Speaker 2: What Marvin?
Speaker 1: What time are we all going over there? Yeah? Link through? Okay, through,
Speaker 1: probably buy a lot of chicken, all.
Speaker 2: Right, fishing, we'll go fishing, pull some trout out, smoke
Speaker 2: them there on the trigger. Uh, Larry, Next Friday, we'll
Speaker 2: see you here in.
Speaker 1: The man cave.
Speaker 3: You might you might see me, win.
Speaker 1: Larry, you don't invite yourself to a party, okay.
Speaker 3: You you even need something to do at eight thirty
Speaker 3: when Dan goes to bed, I might as well be there.
Speaker 1: Crack open the buds, I got it. Yeah, And by
Speaker 1: the way, that's all. Larry drinks buds. Nothing else I
Speaker 1: can do that what bud cans? Yeah, I know, Larry.
Speaker 4: Larry's Larry's pouring white zinfandel is a couple of ice cubes.
Speaker 1: Some sunset.
Speaker 2: Alright, alright, So Wednesday, all do Shay and Irving podcast. Friday,
Speaker 2: Bad Larry shows up, shows up in person. First time
Speaker 2: these guys will have met bad Lairry.
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous. You should be. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm telling you Larry is sneaky. He's sneaky athletic,
Speaker 2: he's sneaky competitive, sneaky drinker. Just saying yeah, I'm not
Speaker 2: I'm not understed. I'm not rooting for him, no runey
Speaker 2: for him to get crushed. But I'm just telling you
Speaker 2: you'll get dominated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I'm looking I'm looking forward to.
Speaker 1: It, all right.
Speaker 2: Shane Irving, Shane Irving Podcast, wherever you get your podcasts
Speaker 2: for Dylan the graphics Gy, Shane Irving, Bad Larry. I'm
Speaker 2: Dan Patrick. We'll talk to you next week.