WEBVTT - Episode 71: STFU Larry

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a gam.

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<v Speaker 2>Gambling was something that I did a clever way to

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<v Speaker 2>circumvent Dan actually making bets himself by using a proxy,

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<v Speaker 2>and I became consumed by it.

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<v Speaker 1>And now joined by bad Larry and Dylan the graphics guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Larry, for whatever reason, you sent a picture

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<v Speaker 2>of you in a parking lot with your shades on.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife woke me up at seven and we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to like some Columbus, like an hour from my house.

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<v Speaker 3>So now we're on our way home. I just pulled

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<v Speaker 3>up the side of the road to take the call.

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<v Speaker 1>Columbus. Yeah, is that New Jersey?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it is. You can google it. It's like some big.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody cares about Columbus, New Jersey, Larry, Like nobody like,

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<v Speaker 1>did anything had happened there? Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my wife went and spent a fortune and then

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<v Speaker 3>we're driving all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all her, runny Larry, Larry, you have to have

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<v Speaker 2>a fortune for your wife to spend it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, just demoralized.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, let me recap last week. Dylan lost

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<v Speaker 2>two units, so you're minus five. Bad Larry won one unit.

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<v Speaker 2>He's plus fourteen, Shay won twenty seven units. Last week,

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<v Speaker 2>He's up to plus twenty eight. Bang, bang, motherfuckers. How

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<v Speaker 2>did that happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Danny. It's called handicapping.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called being handicapped. I knew exactly what I was doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been waiting this all year, Brooksy to win it

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<v Speaker 2>all plus twenty five hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. Okay, baseball, I've been good, been pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep saying that nobody bets on baseball and wins,

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<v Speaker 2>and you you're proving me wrong there, keep winning. So

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<v Speaker 2>and what what you two are going to arm wrestle?

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<v Speaker 2>You and Dylan are arm wrestling.

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<v Speaker 1>I blacked out, Danny, I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 4>A great Yeah, there was apparent there's a competition that

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<v Speaker 4>is potentially underway.

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<v Speaker 1>How many how many drinks do we have to have before?

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<v Speaker 4>I think we can let the powers of b set

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<v Speaker 4>the number on that and then I don't know, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>I Shay got I mean obviously total Fluke won twenty

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<v Speaker 4>seven units. Say I went negative. So it's like, I

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<v Speaker 4>have an idea, maybe we can arm wrestle for all

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<v Speaker 4>the units there.

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<v Speaker 1>All the units, no, not all of them. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not doing that. Oh why because I have I'm up

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<v Speaker 1>twenty eight years down five. It's stupid. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>trade twenty eight for negative five?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, this is dumb. Why do you guys have

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<v Speaker 2>to drink to do the arm wrestling?

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<v Speaker 1>Because we're both too strong, so we need like a handicap. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna do it sober. That's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's see anything that needs to be mentioned on

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<v Speaker 2>your end Larry before we proceed.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, just so, he won twenty five units on.

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<v Speaker 2>Book, twenty seven units all together.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well he had Scotti Schiffler in the top five

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<v Speaker 3>or something. I know he had a great week. Say

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<v Speaker 3>you guys, lad, did anyone want.

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<v Speaker 1>To take a golf bet we go?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm glad to see you on the positive side.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys have a group chat? Yeah? Last night?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a little one.

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<v Speaker 1>What what happened? Larry is an asshole? We'll just let

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<v Speaker 1>him know.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, just you know, I well, I welcome shade to

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<v Speaker 3>the positive side. And I get a little yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>got the s T f U that that I had

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<v Speaker 3>to ask one of my kids what I mean, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>That's called inferring shut.

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<v Speaker 2>The Yeah, Okay, Uh, let's see bad Larry. Uh the

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<v Speaker 2>Lakers plus five and a half against the Nuggets Celtics

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<v Speaker 2>to win the series against the Heat.

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<v Speaker 3>Good luck they won?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, so well the Celtics that with me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>Not not this series, that series where he's given me

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<v Speaker 3>credit for her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just looking back on what you did. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>But the big bet was Brooks kept go to win.

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<v Speaker 2>That was plust twenty five hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan still has the Nuggets to win the NBA title

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<v Speaker 1>at plus nine hundred. I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>So because they're in the final.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's them against somebody else. So you got a

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<v Speaker 2>really good chance there.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to hedge that? Nah? Good hedgings for

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<v Speaker 1>Pussy's good that. I'm no gardner. Yeah, you didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>well and go what ray I was gonna say? They're

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<v Speaker 1>minus two oh five to win the title right now?

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<v Speaker 1>So he's stealing. Yeah, wow, I might I might read

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<v Speaker 1>buy back in too. You've not a worse price. Okay, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't do well in college lacrosse? Nope, that believes

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<v Speaker 1>or not? That parlay did not hit and PGA Championship.

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<v Speaker 4>I went out for three all right, Ricky Fower miss

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<v Speaker 4>the cut from kind of crawled back but.

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<v Speaker 1>Stunk and JT I think he shot ten over on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>That brings us to this week. And uh, Shay, you're

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<v Speaker 1>in the lead, bless you.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit tight Yeah, zoon tight is right, German body, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>are you ready to uh dive in this week?

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<v Speaker 1>Your eating? Let's get weird and he'll lead us off.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>We got Carrasco plus one hundred versus the Cubbies, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Rockies plus one oh five against me Yammy, and I

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<v Speaker 2>got ballmer m O's plus one fifteen against the Yankees NBA.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taking the heat plus eight and a half. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>doing it. I'm doing it. I don't give a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Shay has won his last six baseball bets, at least

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<v Speaker 2>on this show. I'm Danny. I'm twelve for fifteen, last fifteen,

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<v Speaker 2>twelve and fifteen. It's impressing. The office is freaking out.

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<v Speaker 2>We watched baseball all day long at work all day

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<v Speaker 2>a WILB dot TV all day. It's on screens everywhere. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>watch it all day. Okay, your screening the stock market? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>except for baseball, Okay, bad Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>I had the Celtics minus seven and a half. So

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<v Speaker 3>now you're telling me, I know it's a half.

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<v Speaker 1>It's eight and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>It's eight and a half, Okay, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Still want it one union of Celtics minus eight and

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<v Speaker 3>a half, Okay, I want I want under for the

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<v Speaker 3>first half of that game. I think it's like one ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one ten okay.

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<v Speaker 3>And I went over in the Mets Cubs game at

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<v Speaker 3>Wriggling tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>That's seven and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't have that number, so over seven and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that both those pitchers ras are like six.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems almost like a trap. Yeah, trappy trap. Carrasco

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<v Speaker 1>z Ra is eight point sixty eight. Yeah, yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 1>having a bad year. Hendricks just came back.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, Dylan, you can go yard at Wrigley. So

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<v Speaker 3>there's gonna be a couple of bass lying at at

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<v Speaker 3>Wrigley tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. I actually can play the lumber Larry, And could

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<v Speaker 1>you throw a baseball out of Wriggly Larry or a

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<v Speaker 1>golf ball?

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<v Speaker 3>A golf ball back then not anymore, Dan, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so golf balls you could throw one hundred and thirty yards.

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<v Speaker 3>I could anyway. I don't know if you guys could.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so full of shit. So that was back then,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's not now.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no no. I couldn't throw a golfle

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<v Speaker 3>out of Wrigley anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but back in the day you could stand at

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<v Speaker 2>home plate and throw a golf ball out of.

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<v Speaker 1>Or from the warning track.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have warning track power now with your arm?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably not. I haven't gone to golf in twenty five years.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how far I could throw it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's when they put the shift on all the outfielders

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<v Speaker 1>coming out there infield.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure I could only throw it once.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, then your arm's gonna fall off absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Rotator cuffs are absolutely all right, Dylan, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Alrighty Charles Schwab Invitational. I'm going to you to take

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<v Speaker 4>Michael Block top forty plus three hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Why the hell not? Well, just a unit fund the

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<v Speaker 1>root for it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's now ranked five hundred and seventy seventh in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>As a big job he went, he came up three

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<v Speaker 2>thousand spots in the world golf ranking. Hell yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>love this guy, Yank. He's in better shape than the

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<v Speaker 2>guys on the Live Tour when there was ranking.

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<v Speaker 4>I think wasn't before the mass It wasn't all like

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<v Speaker 4>into the five hundreds in the world ranking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think he was pretty uh pretty high up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Okay, So I got that he heat plus eight

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<v Speaker 1>and a half for ce Celtics tonight. And I'm also gonna.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a weird bet. I mean it's a weird line.

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<v Speaker 2>The line that's a fast something going on the line. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>there's something going on there.

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<v Speaker 4>But I also want to add heat money line too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I think they close it out. They do, okay

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<v Speaker 1>in a gentlemanly fashion, all right, gentleman sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>And then obviously more importantly Dan, it's the Monaco Grand

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<v Speaker 4>Prix this weekend, and I got some hot tips from

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<v Speaker 4>the old plug.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, wait, is this a bodega guy?

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, I don't know what happened to him. He's

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<v Speaker 4>more of a soccer guy. No, this is from from

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<v Speaker 4>the old Lady. She apparently max for step and doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>do well on road courses, i e.

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<v Speaker 1>The Monico Grand Prix.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm going with his teammate Sergio Perez to win

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<v Speaker 4>at plus two eighty five.

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<v Speaker 1>I have been in Monaco. I went to Monico once.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a competence. I was in France, niece, and

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<v Speaker 2>then we drove over to Monica. I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>see what it looked like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's basically what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I didn't go to the Grom Prix, well Grom,

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<v Speaker 2>I just I wanted to see what Monica look like.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's where that the casino that was in Casino

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<v Speaker 4>Royale is there? Yeah, and it's also it's like the

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<v Speaker 4>taxi cabs there are like rolls Royces.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you have to like a tuxio to get in that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I was wearing like basketball shorts. They're like naddude, not

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. Yeah. Sometimes you dress like Adam Sandler. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to mix up pretty good today, though you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you going nowhere? Oh? You little son?

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<v Speaker 4>You dress for the job you want, not the one

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<v Speaker 4>you have.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a little son walking from my car into

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<v Speaker 1>the building. Okay, what else?

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<v Speaker 4>Sergio Prez fastest lap plus three fifty and Lewis Hamilton

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<v Speaker 4>to finish on the podium plus three eighty. Apparently Mercedes

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<v Speaker 4>has a new car that could either be shitty or good.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm rolling the dice. What happened to lou was Hamilton?

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<v Speaker 4>He was He was the goat, I think, and then

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<v Speaker 4>Max were Stapping rolled up and became the new goat.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's still fourth in f one points.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but he but he used to like it used

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<v Speaker 4>to be like he was basically he.

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<v Speaker 2>Was tiger, Yeah, tiger versus the field.

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<v Speaker 4>He was the only person like name anyone new flap one.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you're like, I think I've heard of that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But he got knighted. Yes, he's certainly was Hamilton. Come on, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why they kind of night don't they? H I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think him and Dame Judy Dench.

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<v Speaker 2>The British crown another imperialist force should be wiped off

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<v Speaker 2>the face of the earth. Nick Faldo got knighted. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>see that's a problem, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Fred Couples couples, Yeah, Freddie couples, not fud Freddie c Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's see anything else that needs to be mentioned.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it for me, except I flipped the next page.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just a giant picture of Larry on the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. That's not a good thing to wake up to.

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<v Speaker 4>As a guy with sinning hair, I would maybe hit

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<v Speaker 4>the roguin.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even look at the picture because I was

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<v Speaker 3>his son.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, it sends all the hair off your head.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the angle of the camera there that you

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<v Speaker 2>look great the dark, Larry, I tell you, I think you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you look great, Larry, I did too.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, when is this arm wrestle? When's this arm wrestling

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<v Speaker 3>match coming off?

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever you show up?

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<v Speaker 3>Larr okay, And that's fine. And Dylan, you can only

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<v Speaker 3>bet five units, so that's our rule. Remember that I

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<v Speaker 3>saw you in that text thing. You said you want

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<v Speaker 3>ten units on yourself in that arm wrestling thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got what is What does it matter to you?

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<v Speaker 2>You won't even be here, no ship.

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<v Speaker 3>I might want to bet on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you have to be NFL be here to bet

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 3>When when is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever you come up and jokes on you, Larry are

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<v Speaker 1>actually playing Russian roulette when you come up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and there's only one chamber that's empty.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a one six chance of not shooting yourself

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<v Speaker 1>in that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, whenever you get up here, Larry, we got a

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<v Speaker 2>drinking game, we got arm wrestling. We have had pretty

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<v Speaker 2>full child chili a chili COMPETI eat off.

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<v Speaker 1>We should have that at the sock. Actually that would

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<v Speaker 1>be good.

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<v Speaker 2>How many bowls of chili can you eat? We'll have cornhole?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe cornhole? Yeah, yeah, the whitest show in America right now.

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<v Speaker 2>So Larry, these you love playing games? These are right

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<v Speaker 2>up your alley. Cornhole, Larry is a great cornhole.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes so much sense. Yes, he's a great corn

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<v Speaker 1>probably decent horseshoes too. I'm sure he is darts. He's

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<v Speaker 1>good to gotta be, Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>We do al I don't like chili, so they're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>win the chili eat off. I think I win every other.

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<v Speaker 1>Game away it. You like chili, so you win the

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<v Speaker 1>drinking contest, you'll win cornhole. No chance you'll win darks Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>what else?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what else? O?

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<v Speaker 4>Pool?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm smoking pool, ping pong table people can be. I

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<v Speaker 2>can lose in pool, all right, but not in ping pong.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be in ping pong.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm confident, Dylan, you're like twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Five, twenty seven and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>Larry, you have no chance the hell that doing anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I just gotta I gotta size you up over.

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<v Speaker 2>The phone, Larry, Larry, just be honest with us. You're

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<v Speaker 2>never gonna come up. Just just say that and then

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<v Speaker 2>I won't bring it up again.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Want to come up. It's just like Thursdays start my weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have a job there, truly reason. Okay, this

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<v Speaker 1>is what I'll do. I'll record it on Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Well the day you record the show on Friday, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be there.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, okay, okay, next week, next.

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<v Speaker 3>Friday, next Friday. My wife, I don't know what I

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<v Speaker 3>have planned for next Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>How about you don't let her tell you what to

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<v Speaker 4>do for one weekend and you just drive up here.

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<v Speaker 3>If we're doing a show on Friday, I'll be there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I have to come up and come up and come back.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that could be funny.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to be able to go back if

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<v Speaker 2>you guys are going to do drinking games.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, Larry. We'll all chip in for an Amtrak ticket

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<v Speaker 1>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>I got drivers want to come up. We're good. I

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<v Speaker 3>just got to clear it with my wife, No problem,

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<v Speaker 3>schedule it for next Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>So cool, Larry.

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<v Speaker 2>Next Friday, bad Larry. Friday in studios, go and then

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<v Speaker 2>they'll be drinking. Then the cornhole chili pool, ping pong

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<v Speaker 2>and how far can you throw a golf ball?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, good news.

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<v Speaker 4>The turfield in here, Larry is only about like forty

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<v Speaker 4>real yards, so you might be able to go end

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<v Speaker 4>to end.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Shay and Irving his podcast, it's called Shay and Irving. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the podcast. And I owe you a trip to

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<v Speaker 2>your house. Yeah for a Thursday Wednesday, might be Wednesday

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<v Speaker 2>Wednesday night night?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah night, yeah, night evening. Now is there is there

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<v Speaker 1>dinner involved? Absolutely? The roommate will cook. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she can cook. She can throw down like a

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<v Speaker 2>son of a bitch. Okay, yeah, okay, well well a

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<v Speaker 2>little chicken scarpiellow okay, a little uh chiapenie okay, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>roasted chicken okay, classics. No, she can she can really cook.

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<v Speaker 1>Like next Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, if I say, pencil me in at your

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<v Speaker 2>house for your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, see at seven seventh? Yeah, okay is seven dinner? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we have dinner and then we do the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why don't we do dinner at six and then

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<v Speaker 2>we do podcasts seven? So I'm using in bed by.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I mean fine, I'll rearrange my schedule.

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<v Speaker 2>Danny there's nothing else going on there.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to put the kids to bed. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see all of that, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the dinner at six? All right, they're at six.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your request for dinner? Just that it's at six o'clock?

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<v Speaker 1>Food? You got any No allergies, no peaking ducts.

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<v Speaker 2>Shouldn't do that, thank god, Wellington. No, no, she can

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<v Speaker 2>do No. I like what you just said. I want

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<v Speaker 2>her to. I want to play to her strengths.

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<v Speaker 1>Tasting like a tasting menu. Scariello is my favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine, that's fine, we can do that, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>See what you're missing out on?

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<v Speaker 1>Larry?

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<v Speaker 2>What Marvin?

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<v Speaker 1>What time are we all going over there? Yeah? Link through? Okay, through,

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<v Speaker 1>probably buy a lot of chicken, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, fishing, we'll go fishing, pull some trout out, smoke

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<v Speaker 2>them there on the trigger. Uh, Larry, Next Friday, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>see you here in.

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<v Speaker 1>The man cave.

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<v Speaker 3>You might you might see me, win.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry, you don't invite yourself to a party, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>You you even need something to do at eight thirty

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<v Speaker 3>when Dan goes to bed, I might as well be there.

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<v Speaker 1>Crack open the buds, I got it. Yeah, And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, that's all. Larry drinks buds. Nothing else I

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<v Speaker 1>can do that what bud cans? Yeah, I know, Larry.

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<v Speaker 4>Larry's Larry's pouring white zinfandel is a couple of ice cubes.

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<v Speaker 1>Some sunset.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, alright, So Wednesday, all do Shay and Irving podcast. Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>Bad Larry shows up, shows up in person. First time

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<v Speaker 2>these guys will have met bad Lairry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a little nervous. You should be. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm telling you Larry is sneaky. He's sneaky athletic,

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<v Speaker 2>he's sneaky competitive, sneaky drinker. Just saying yeah, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not understed. I'm not rooting for him, no runey

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<v Speaker 2>for him to get crushed. But I'm just telling you

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<v Speaker 2>you'll get dominated.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all right, I'm looking I'm looking forward to.

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<v Speaker 1>It, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Shane Irving, Shane Irving Podcast, wherever you get your podcasts

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<v Speaker 2>for Dylan the graphics Gy, Shane Irving, Bad Larry. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Dan Patrick. We'll talk to you next week.