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Speaker 1: It's another Jubila on the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Jessica? Yes,

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Speaker 1: hi Jessica, This is Dave Karen's friend. Oh hi Dave. Hey.

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Speaker 1: She told me a little bit about you, and I

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Speaker 1: just want to start off the conversation by saying, I

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Speaker 1: am into older divorces, So you'd like to older div

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? Actually? I know what divorce means,

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Speaker 1: but what do you mean by older? Well, you know

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Speaker 1: you obviously you're divorced. I mean it's been a few

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Speaker 1: years or whatever, she told me. But I like my

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Speaker 1: women older and experienced. Well the thing I got, no, mom,

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Speaker 1: let me let me stop you for a second. Sure,

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Speaker 1: when you're dating you like the person to be older.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you mean? Yeah? So anyway, she says

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Speaker 1: that we should go out. What do you do for fun?

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Speaker 1: Do you bingo? Because we could bingo? Uh no, I

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Speaker 1: don't be go What do you mean when you say

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Speaker 1: how how old are you? Are you having trouble hearing?

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Speaker 1: Do I need to speak up? No? You know, but

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Speaker 1: you do have to enunciate. Okay, Yeah, Well what I

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Speaker 1: was saying was she said that we should go on

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Speaker 1: a date, and I would love to take you out,

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Speaker 1: or we could just watch TV or whatever you like

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Speaker 1: to do. David, is it David? Yes, David, it's nice

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Speaker 1: to meet you. Yeah, you know. I don't know why,

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Speaker 1: but you're projecting a little oddly. Well, it's because you're

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Speaker 1: having a hard time hearing me. No, No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with my hearing. Oh okay, well, but

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Speaker 1: you're older. How is your hearing? My dear mine is good.

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Speaker 1: It's just that you're older, and I want to make

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Speaker 1: sure you're not hearing yourself because if you were, you

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Speaker 1: would realize you're speaking in a lot old voice. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm just talking louder because you're older. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: let me cut you off. Let me cut you off.

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Speaker 1: You know you're you're band disrespectful. I don't like it, okay,

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Speaker 1: so so just get off it. I'm sorry. I should

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Speaker 1: have been a little more respectful because you are supposed

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Speaker 1: to respect you're elders. What does this respect your elders?

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Speaker 1: I am not you're elder. Okay, so knock it off.

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Speaker 1: You're really pissing me off. You're older than I am,

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Speaker 1: and you know you're an idiot. Why are you getting

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Speaker 1: upset with me? You're annoying. I don't know, knock at off.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you're getting mad at me. I

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Speaker 1: told you when we started the conversation. I'm into the olds.

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Speaker 1: I like it the old. What the hell are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? You? You're older than I am and I'm younger?

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Speaker 1: And what kind of expression is that you're calling me

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Speaker 1: for a day? You think this is going to work?

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Speaker 1: I was hoping it would work. Am I Am I

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Speaker 1: saying something wrong? If you listen to yourself, you sound yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: am I using different slang than what you're used to

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Speaker 1: hearing because the age gap. Oh, for god, shut the up.

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe my friend Karen would tell you to

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Speaker 1: call me. Well, why is that? She said that you

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Speaker 1: like the younger dudes? Take your head out of yours

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Speaker 1: and listen to what you just said. No, Karen, actually

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Speaker 1: she's I'm sorry. Maybe maybe the miscommunication is with her.

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Speaker 1: She said, if I called you and brought up the

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Speaker 1: age thing, that you would think it was kind of

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Speaker 1: sexy that I'm younger. Please, no, no, she didn't do it,

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Speaker 1: and I'm done with this country. She said that if

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Speaker 1: I call you and I point out that I'm younger

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Speaker 1: than you it was a sure thing. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean a sure thing? She said that you like younger guys,

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Speaker 1: and if I really pointed out that I'm a lot

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Speaker 1: younger than you, I would be able to, you know,

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Speaker 1: seal the deal, which I still want to do if

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Speaker 1: you're interested. You really fiss up? Okay, you'll never know

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Speaker 1: what kind of lover I am in the bedroom. Never,

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Speaker 1: I won't h No, I said, never. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: then maybe I should tell you that this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. What this is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Karen set you up? Oh my god. She said,

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Speaker 1: you hate it when people give you a bad time

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Speaker 1: about your age, and so she wanted me to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. Okay, that's that's interesting. That's really interesting. You

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Speaker 1: know what I found interesting was how you tout your

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Speaker 1: love making skills. You're never gonna know, really, are you sure? Uh? Huh?

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Speaker 1: And you'll never forget any of this. That's shameful. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Ji