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Speaker 1: for a second Date update recently named Jamie, and in
Speaker 1: her email, Jamie says she gets hit on by guys
Speaker 1: all the time and she's so over it. Good on you, Jamie, girl.
Speaker 1: Preaching to the choir. My LinkedIn account is like a
Speaker 1: thirst trap. Every time I log in there, I got
Speaker 1: these billionaire CEOs DM and me like, hey, Jeff, I
Speaker 1: got a job for you if you're interested. And I'm like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: maybe you should have made your LinkedIn profile pick that
Speaker 1: shirtless one you have. I didn't know what LinkedIn was at. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a lot of hits on my account. What
Speaker 1: can I say? So, Jamie? I feel you? You guys,
Speaker 1: where are you? Where are you getting hit on? At? Online?
Speaker 1: Walking down the street? You know? Hold on? If you're
Speaker 1: getting hit on so much, why are you on the
Speaker 1: phone with us? Because I find that most guys, especially
Speaker 1: if they're attractive, are kind of the same. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: not a lot going on, right, I don't appreciate you
Speaker 1: talking about us like that. Okay, have a lot going on,
Speaker 1: and some of us, ugly guys are done too. And
Speaker 1: so I'm guessing you met one that was hot and smart, yes,
Speaker 1: and amazingly original. Does he have a name? Jeremy is
Speaker 1: his name? Okay? Where'd you meet Jeremy? Men? Online? And
Speaker 1: he had the best pickup line ever? Share Jose's taking
Speaker 1: notes that it was awesome. So he texted me said
Speaker 1: do you like water? And I said yeah, and he wrote,
Speaker 1: good because you already like seventy percent of me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so bad. Oh my god. Huh he's a funny dude.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I love it. You loved it. So
Speaker 1: how did the conversation go? It was awesome. And then
Speaker 1: so he invited me to dinner and we both loved Chinese,
Speaker 1: so we did that and like when you walked in,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, he's totally adorable. Oh
Speaker 1: my gun. You were so excited. What were you feeling?
Speaker 1: Were you nervous? Were you Yeah, I was really nervous.
Speaker 1: And I got tam I got a little gassy, like
Speaker 1: when I was, Oh, no, wait, you're a hot girl.
Speaker 1: That's farting on the first day. I kind of love you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why do I love you? She's nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm a fart I was probably nervous, but like he
Speaker 1: looked like the cutest shark. Like he looked like a shark.
Speaker 1: Are you the water stuff again? Why do you say
Speaker 1: like a shark? Because his eyes were like far apart,
Speaker 1: like on each side of his head a little bit.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Typically that's not a good thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: I grew up in small town, Idaho, and you gotta
Speaker 1: watch out for those eyes being you know, it's usually
Speaker 1: a sign of I was like this, say about this guy,
Speaker 1: and you know, I don't know. I mean, I thought
Speaker 1: it was adorable, Like he was like my little stuffed shark.
Speaker 1: You know. I really hope you didn't say it to
Speaker 1: him though. Okay, but he was seriously cute. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna trust you on that one because the description isn't
Speaker 1: matching up with Yeah, so his eyes going all different directions.
Speaker 1: So how how was the romantic connection between you and
Speaker 1: shark boy? It was intense, definite chemistry. We had a
Speaker 1: lot in common. Okay, we were both It's just so simply,
Speaker 1: but it was so cool. We were both our high
Speaker 1: school mascots. Oh okay, I will say I think that
Speaker 1: that takes a particular personality. And if you can be
Speaker 1: a mascot, you probably are attracted to other mascots and
Speaker 1: that's why you're so all going. Probably. Yeah, were you
Speaker 1: the sharks at your high school? I was an Indian
Speaker 1: questionable these days? Okay? Yeah, don't post those pictures online?
Speaker 1: Do you apologize to all our listeners who are going
Speaker 1: to be offended? Please tell me he was something like
Speaker 1: a tiger? Please tell me a tiger. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: a hippo. There were a hippo. Oh my god, chol hippos.
Speaker 1: I can't think of a worse high school mascot than
Speaker 1: like quicksand maybe would be worse quicksand we suck. But
Speaker 1: you have to understand, I collect hippos. Wow, we just
Speaker 1: came full circle. Are you being for real? Did you
Speaker 1: sign I collect hippos? Jamie? We we have to ask
Speaker 1: is is this a real call? Yeah? And second is
Speaker 1: this real? This doesn't even this sounds like you're making
Speaker 1: the suck. Can we think about it, Jamie, you went
Speaker 1: out with a guy who sizes here so far apart
Speaker 1: he looked like a shark. You were a Scots, you're
Speaker 1: incredibly racist, and you collect propos and okay, you have
Speaker 1: a break these too. How are you guys run off? Listen? Listen,
Speaker 1: I request, I believe in love. I think your date
Speaker 1: has gone great so far. You have tons of chemistry,
Speaker 1: even though these guys think you're weirdos together. I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you, it's a really bad sign. When Jose signs
Speaker 1: off is a sign of approval. On a day, did
Speaker 1: you kiss shark boy? He paid for dinner, okay, and
Speaker 1: we were leaving and I could tell he was nervous,
Speaker 1: so I actually walked him to his car and it
Speaker 1: was like the time for like maybe a kiss to happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you're done together. Sorry, he's going for the kiss, yes,
Speaker 1: but he didn't do it like he just said. He
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta go, I'll call you a bit,
Speaker 1: and it kind of ended abruptly. You So, what's your theory?
Speaker 1: Why do you think he's not calling you a bit?
Speaker 1: I think he liked me, but he's just nervous or
Speaker 1: he didn't see you call because of his eyes. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you know, alright, alright together, I'm so sorry. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song. We're gonna pull it together,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna come back and we're gonna call this
Speaker 1: guy and get your second date up date. Okay guy, Okay, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: we've composed ourselves, we got the giggles out. We're ready
Speaker 1: to focus. Professionals, if you're just tuning in, we're on
Speaker 1: the phone with Jamie and she recently went out with
Speaker 1: a guy that she met online named Jeremy. Do you
Speaker 1: see how serious his voice is. They took a drive
Speaker 1: and they got Chinese food together. He had to look
Speaker 1: both ways before they crossed the street, turning his full Bobby.
Speaker 1: Then they bonded over both being high school mascots. He
Speaker 1: was a hippo, she was something that's not PC to say.
Speaker 1: And that night at the Chinese restaurant, it was a
Speaker 1: feeding frenzy. Nothing was left on that plate. Why, but
Speaker 1: things did go well. Yeah, that's good. Jamie even thought
Speaker 1: she was going to get a kiss at the end
Speaker 1: of the night, but instead Jeremy said he'd call her
Speaker 1: and that has not happened. Yeah, so she's looking for
Speaker 1: our help, and I really want to get you another date. Okay, Jamie,
Speaker 1: and I want another date. Yeah, you're being a good sport, Jamie. Listen,
Speaker 1: you called him shark boy. That's what initially said. It
Speaker 1: all off, But I am totally supportive of your venture
Speaker 1: into love. I don't believe. Yeah, I've dated a lot
Speaker 1: of guys. This is the one. Okay, let's not put
Speaker 1: too much pressure on it before. We call him a
Speaker 1: lot of fish in the sea, but this is the
Speaker 1: shark that has stolen her heart. All right, Let's call
Speaker 1: him and see if we can get you a second
Speaker 1: date update. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: Can I speak to Jeremy please? Yeah, this is Jeremy speaking.
Speaker 1: Hey Jeremy. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a
Speaker 1: moment to talk with us? How can I with you? Guys? Well,
Speaker 1: we do something on our show called a second date update,
Speaker 1: and that's where if you go out on a date
Speaker 1: with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you
Speaker 1: can reach out to us and we'll give them a
Speaker 1: call to try and figure out the reason why. And recently,
Speaker 1: you went out on a date with a woman named Jamie.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, gotcha, all right, so you're not calling her back,
Speaker 1: and that's a little bit confusing to her because she
Speaker 1: says that she had a great time with you that night. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she told you about her date, Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean she mentioned a few things. She said that you
Speaker 1: guys met online, and she mentioned that she was attracted
Speaker 1: to your look and your personality, and she said you
Speaker 1: had an awesome pickup line about the water the water thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, see, even your tickled with yourself.
Speaker 1: So she told us that she thought there was even
Speaker 1: going to be a kiss at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: but you just got in your car and kind of
Speaker 1: took off and got out of there. So it kind
Speaker 1: of sent mixed messages and she wants to know, like,
Speaker 1: what's going on. Why aren't you getting back to her.
Speaker 1: We have a lot in common. We were both like
Speaker 1: mascots in our high school, right. She mentioned that that
Speaker 1: you were the hippos and yeah, whoop, what it is?
Speaker 1: Is that what you did him? Yeah? Yeah, one more time,
Speaker 1: please you do like a big woom woom pump And
Speaker 1: then everybody in the stadium goes whoop, whoom woomp. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's actually way cooler than I expected it to be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So what's the deal then, why aren't you calling her? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: it's really not been that long. Um, it's only been
Speaker 1: I think what seven, I mean a weekend. No matter,
Speaker 1: are you just playing the super cool game and you're
Speaker 1: gonna wait like a month and a half before you
Speaker 1: call it? You? No, Look, she told you, guys that
Speaker 1: we went out for Chinese food. Okay, So at the
Speaker 1: end of a meal at a Chinese restaurant, you get
Speaker 1: a fortune cookie. Yeah, and usually I don't pay too
Speaker 1: much attention. And unless they really like jump out and
Speaker 1: bite me in the nose. If your fortune cookie's biting
Speaker 1: you in the nose, it's probably not a fortune cookie,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Metaphorically speaking, I've looked down
Speaker 1: at this fortune cookie at the end of our date
Speaker 1: and it actually made my heart skip a beat. Seriously,
Speaker 1: was one of those like Fate is telling me something
Speaker 1: right now, or it's just a fortune cookie that was
Speaker 1: made in a giant factory and hold on, they come
Speaker 1: to you for a reason. Get one for you, says
Speaker 1: the guy who buys scratch lotto tickets. All right, anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, Jeremy, what does it say? It says you're
Speaker 1: not with the right person in your life right now?
Speaker 1: Old love comes back? Oh no, come on, you're over
Speaker 1: your X? Are you? Is that what we're was hearing?
Speaker 1: There's one person who yeah, I still definitely have feelings for.
Speaker 1: But it's the fortune more than it is like the
Speaker 1: possibility of that, you know what I mean, Like I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have ever expected that she would call, but seeing
Speaker 1: that fortune, I would like you stop pose. I mean
Speaker 1: like you're making you're making life decisions based on what
Speaker 1: a cookie is telling you, Like fortum, you guys, listen,
Speaker 1: I mean you've got to say that out loud right
Speaker 1: and think that that is pretty ridiculous. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's that crazy. Like, yeah, sure, there's definitely some superstition
Speaker 1: in there, but like some it's all superstition, Jeremy, Like,
Speaker 1: you liked her, So have you heard from your X then?
Speaker 1: Or have you not? I have not? Okay, So it's
Speaker 1: a waiting game, I think, is what the fortune cookie stopped? Like,
Speaker 1: oh okay, how long? So right now? I would think
Speaker 1: in a month, can't I don't get committed to anyone
Speaker 1: for a month, and I see what happened. Okay, is
Speaker 1: that the time limit on the fortune cookie? I mean,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. You're reading so much into the fortune cookie.
Speaker 1: Could have been talking about something totally different than a
Speaker 1: romantic partner. Do you have saying like you you're not
Speaker 1: with the right person? Right? I literally looked up and
Speaker 1: saw her staring into my eyes across the table. So
Speaker 1: she did everything right. It was just the cookie, I
Speaker 1: mean almost like the problem was that everything was going
Speaker 1: to right. You know. The fortune cookie was like take
Speaker 1: a step back, Well, what do you tell someone? Well,
Speaker 1: I guess we don't have to tell her anything because
Speaker 1: Jeremy already did. Because Jeremy, we didn't let you know
Speaker 1: this before. But Jamie's been on the other line listening
Speaker 1: this entire time, and she wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: You're not serious, fortune says I am Jamie. Hi, Hey, Jeremy. Sexually,
Speaker 1: it's good to hear from you. I guess I hope
Speaker 1: you don't mind that I called a radio state. I mean,
Speaker 1: my cheeks are definitely read. But I've done stupider things
Speaker 1: than this before. Oh my god, Jeremy listen to you.
Speaker 1: You like this girl. I can hear it in your voice.
Speaker 1: Yeah I do, of course I do. But you know,
Speaker 1: I got to follow my intuition, you know, my my fortune. Yeah,
Speaker 1: players got to play, players got to wait for So
Speaker 1: I heard what you said, and I get it. I mean,
Speaker 1: we talked about fate and right place, right time and
Speaker 1: signs and thinks. I just wish, I just wish I
Speaker 1: didn't say that because we like a connection. I will say.
Speaker 1: It's not that I don't want to go out with
Speaker 1: you forever now, It's just if something happens in the
Speaker 1: next month, I would feel remiss to not follow up
Speaker 1: on that. You know, like maybe another fortune will come up,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe you get Chinese food more often, and
Speaker 1: next time I'll get a fortune. That's like, no, no,
Speaker 1: that right, disregard wild cookie? Is that how it works?
Speaker 1: I guess I have the lucky numbers on the back
Speaker 1: of my fortune cookie too. What if I guess the
Speaker 1: lucky numbers? Would that be a good sign? If I
Speaker 1: can guess some of the lucky numbers makes just as
Speaker 1: much sense as taking your dating advice from a fortune cookie.
Speaker 1: So let's try it, Okay, I mean, how about just
Speaker 1: let's just try to land one of them, all right,
Speaker 1: that's more realistic. I got I have a number in
Speaker 1: my gut. Oh okay, what is it? Okay, nervous Before
Speaker 1: I hit the number, I just want to tell you
Speaker 1: how amazing you are. Oh my god, and you're so
Speaker 1: freaking cute. From eleven eleven that's the number I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking, Jerry. Maybe you're supposed to date
Speaker 1: brook Brook believes. Now now you're all about it. Just
Speaker 1: feel like hippo at eleven. We're together for some reason?
Speaker 1: What is it is? Eleven day? There is eleven there.
Speaker 1: I'm invested now, ye Dan, Oh my god, did she
Speaker 1: just override the cookie? Now here's what I'm thinking. Here's
Speaker 1: what I'm thinking, the eleventh of next month. Secondly, wait, Jeremy,
Speaker 1: she guessed the number on your fortune cookie, and that
Speaker 1: seems like a sign for me to ask you if
Speaker 1: you'd like to go out on another date with her,
Speaker 1: because we'll pay for it. You know, my superstition is
Speaker 1: getting the best of me. Guys, I'm sticking with the
Speaker 1: eleventh of next month. It's in the start. Oh come on, well,
Speaker 1: he's not saying at least right will you wait that long? Jamie?
Speaker 1: Do you want to wait that long? I can wait
Speaker 1: until the eleventh. Oh see. Hey, look, this doesn't mean
Speaker 1: you guys can't text each other and talk. You just
Speaker 1: can't meet until the eleventh. Yeah, I mean, if you
Speaker 1: want to send me a few picks before the eleventh,
Speaker 1: it would be nice to at least see you again.
Speaker 1: Maybe dress up in your high school mascot send it
Speaker 1: over to stop. So, Jeremy, I will see you on
Speaker 1: the eleventh. I'm marking at my calendar right now. All right, well,
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. Congratulations, Jamie, we got you
Speaker 1: your second date. Just you have to wait a little bit. Huzza, Okay, huzza.
Speaker 1: I hear you, girl,