Speaker 1: Forever. Hello, my dear friend movie. Hi. Hello, Hey guys.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm in a great mood.
Speaker 3: I'm lying, I'm not great.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, if I say it out loud, will
Speaker 1: it be real? Will it be real? Sometimes? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta put it out into you. You gotta put it
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Why are you not in a good mood? How you feeling?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, it's not that I'm not in a good mood.
Speaker 3: It's just I mean, obviously this is I'm talking about
Speaker 3: what's going on.
Speaker 1: I'm not at work right now. I should be at work,
Speaker 1: right I'm not at work.
Speaker 3: So the people who are listening, who work with me, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I ain't go to work today.
Speaker 1: And yeah, but by.
Speaker 5: The time this episode comes out, it's gonna be too
Speaker 5: late for you to sit a trick. Holiday Season's greetings,
Speaker 5: Please don't snitch?
Speaker 1: Right, So I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't go to work today. I'm here snitching on myself.
Speaker 3: Whatever's And I'm just like, it's towards the end of
Speaker 3: the year, and it's just you're trying to wrap up
Speaker 3: stuff and you're trying to figure out what exactly are
Speaker 3: you doing, and there's not much to do, and it's
Speaker 3: like am I getting auditions or not?
Speaker 2: Like do I have work or do I not have work?
Speaker 3: So I'm just like in this weird limbo situation where
Speaker 3: it's like, Okay, I can make something happen, but I
Speaker 3: can make myself have some work if I wanted to.
Speaker 5: And I feel like that's where I've been for the
Speaker 5: last couple of months. It's like I couldn't make myself
Speaker 5: get some work if I want to, but.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 5: It's hard, Like doing work is hard, getting started is hard.
Speaker 5: Motivating myself to do things is hard. You get up
Speaker 5: every day and you go to work because you've got
Speaker 5: to go.
Speaker 3: To work, right, And that is the great thing about
Speaker 3: having a job.
Speaker 2: It just gets you in the.
Speaker 3: Mood to be like, Okay, I have to be motivated,
Speaker 3: I have to get up, I have to go there.
Speaker 1: It's so real and that's why.
Speaker 3: I get people who have day jobs just be a
Speaker 3: little bit more motivated then sometimes like freelance people.
Speaker 5: But there's people who work from home who are motivated.
Speaker 5: They do get work that we know some of those people.
Speaker 5: They're madd young and they booking things and they're right,
Speaker 5: they're on their seventh or eighth booked writing job, and
Speaker 5: I'd be like, how you twelve? How you booking?
Speaker 1: How you know?
Speaker 5: But because those people can get up and and motivate
Speaker 5: themselves and they don't necessarily have to be in an
Speaker 5: office to do it. Like, whoa, it's five thirty am.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's a morning person. Oh I'm writing
Speaker 5: something about this now, morning people verse. What's the opposite
Speaker 5: of a morning person a night owl? Yeah, morning people
Speaker 5: versus night owls because morning people are insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want no parts of it. I feel like
Speaker 3: I've tried to force myself having this job, to be
Speaker 3: a morning person, and that's why I was drinking so
Speaker 3: much fucking coffee. I was having like three expressos a
Speaker 3: day to keep up. And it's just like, no, it's
Speaker 3: within people who like being up in the world.
Speaker 1: That's them.
Speaker 5: They're not for They're hello, neighbor, like those just flanders
Speaker 5: ass happy morning people.
Speaker 3: Those are the people that are not shoulder checking people
Speaker 3: on the on the fucking subway.
Speaker 2: They're just like they just get it.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, well, everybody's in a bad mood.
Speaker 5: Okay, and then cut to my night. I will ass
Speaker 5: on the train at ten. That's too, that's too early
Speaker 5: for me to be on the Yeah, too many people.
Speaker 3: And it's like, why are you giving me direct eye contact?
Speaker 3: Are you a psycho?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 2: Are you a serial killer who is.
Speaker 5: Giving both day maybe whistling only morning people. Psychos whistle
Speaker 5: in the morning, whistle and skip skip in a hard bottom,
Speaker 5: just a briefcase, swinging in the breeze.
Speaker 1: Just randomly sparkling up conversation for no reason.
Speaker 3: Mm.
Speaker 1: You like that book What a Bagel Is That? It's
Speaker 1: great bagel place on what's the street?
Speaker 3: Dot?
Speaker 2: I see you're going through a breakup right now?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 3: Like they're reading your fucking text and then they want
Speaker 3: to have a conversation.
Speaker 1: You're like, what's you spelled Wednesday wrong?
Speaker 2: Shut your ass, Andrew? Are you're a running person?
Speaker 4: I used to be a morning person. I used to
Speaker 4: have like a really good schedule where I woke up
Speaker 4: every morning at six am to work out.
Speaker 1: A good schedule. Ah yes, yes, a good regiment.
Speaker 4: And then go to class at nine am or work
Speaker 4: or whatever. It was so good, But now I fell
Speaker 4: so far from it that I'm like not even setting.
Speaker 1: Alarms because you know, longer have to be up for class.
Speaker 4: Right Yeah, I know? And it's like the schedule, like
Speaker 4: the schedule here is just like so different every day. So,
Speaker 4: but how old are you?
Speaker 1: Andrew?
Speaker 4: I just turned twenty four.
Speaker 5: You're like, yeah, but I've been said, we know some
Speaker 5: twenty four year olds that are booking things and selling
Speaker 5: things and writing movies.
Speaker 1: So thank you two better friends.
Speaker 3: Reminder, you're not doing that great Andrew better friends exactly.
Speaker 1: Don't listen to Sydney, get up running and do them things.
Speaker 1: Waiting four is too old. I know you're you're practically
Speaker 1: dead deader yesh, my gosh, you're a quarter.
Speaker 5: Well I'm twenty three, so I don't know about y'all
Speaker 5: old people in here, but uh yeah, it's hard.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to, like because I don't want to wait
Speaker 5: until the beginning of the year to change.
Speaker 1: No, you gotta do it now now. You have to
Speaker 1: do it fucky right now.
Speaker 5: And I gotta do something for ten days in a
Speaker 5: row for it to become a habit or something like that,
Speaker 5: Like yeah, whoo, I don't even get to rest on Sunday,
Speaker 5: not even on God's Day.
Speaker 3: You gotta do it every every day, every single day.
Speaker 3: But the thing is, my nights are not always the same. No, right,
Speaker 3: like some nights, I'll be home.
Speaker 1: Last night, whoa, what time did you go to bed?
Speaker 5: Well, I fell sleep on my couch while I was
Speaker 5: watching something.
Speaker 2: On gorgeous fucking couch.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so sad.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I looked online. I was like, Marie, I can't afford
Speaker 3: this couch.
Speaker 1: Well, you know this Patreon, you can't afford this couch
Speaker 1: that couch. I can.
Speaker 3: But then I'm like, what do I do for the
Speaker 3: rest of the month. I gotta I actually have several
Speaker 3: checks that I have not catch yet. But still it's
Speaker 3: just like wealthy. No, I'm just like, you know I live.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know, ye, I live. Well,
Speaker 3: I live with Carolina. I live in her building. She's
Speaker 3: my landlord.
Speaker 2: And I love that. I live like in.
Speaker 3: Close corners with my friend who checks on me, who
Speaker 3: cooks and like does all that's great, but I need
Speaker 3: to be closer. I need to be not in the city,
Speaker 3: but close, sir, to the city. And we live at
Speaker 3: the end of fucking Brooklyn, Dude, we pretty much live
Speaker 3: in the Bronx. It's so far and I don't want
Speaker 3: to complain because I'm so blessed, Thank you Carolina for
Speaker 3: the cheap ass rent that I'm paying. But it's just
Speaker 3: like I have a roommate. I'm too old. I don't
Speaker 3: I'm too grown. She's never there, right, I've never there.
Speaker 3: She's a nice girl.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're also never there.
Speaker 3: I'm never there either, But I just I would probably
Speaker 3: be there more if it was closer and if it
Speaker 3: was my own place, and if I wasn't going through
Speaker 3: whatever transitions I'm going through.
Speaker 2: It's it's just, you know.
Speaker 3: In New York, we get fucked up and think like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I should have roommates and I should be thirty five figure,
Speaker 3: and it's.
Speaker 1: Like, no, man figured that should out already because it's
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be your future. This could be your
Speaker 1: living far away at the edge of Brooklyn.
Speaker 4: I'm very comfortable living alone in Chelsea.
Speaker 3: No, no privileged white Gate privilege, that's what that is.
Speaker 1: Give me some of it.
Speaker 4: But I did get punched on my block.
Speaker 1: Though, No, yes, we do remember that. No, Sydney, you've
Speaker 1: never been punched this it's far but you. No one's
Speaker 1: ever punched you.
Speaker 3: No, I've never because I go immediately into my uber.
Speaker 3: So sorry, just.
Speaker 1: Door to door, door to door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's like, you know, you want to be
Speaker 3: ready before twenty twenty to have new goals, new habits,
Speaker 3: blah blah blah, and just be motivated and passionate about shit.
Speaker 3: It's just I mean, at the end of the year
Speaker 3: is like, what are you passionate about? What are y'all
Speaker 3: trying to do?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 5: Like I watched Quincy Jones documentary like a year ago
Speaker 5: or whenever it came out, and he did so much
Speaker 5: in his lifetime, but he would do so much in
Speaker 5: a day that he never had time to actually sit
Speaker 5: and like watch a movie or something. I watched three
Speaker 5: movies this weekend. I just had all of the time.
Speaker 2: But you also have a couch.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: I'm such a bum dude. Oh you like twenty twenty
Speaker 5: reasy can't be this bummy.
Speaker 3: No, you will not, you will not. But also I
Speaker 3: feel like this is just like a new thing. You
Speaker 3: got a new apartment. You're by yourself. It's a big deal.
Speaker 5: I know, by myself so I can procrastinate butt naked now.
Speaker 3: It's crazy the apartment is in your name, Like, oh
Speaker 3: it is right, because.
Speaker 1: My last apartment it was not not in my name.
Speaker 2: It's just this is huge.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 5: But like literally yesterday, instead of going to bed, I
Speaker 5: spent an hour rearranging the same three plants between three
Speaker 5: different rooms. I just was like, well, I feel like
Speaker 5: this is some night I will be s No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like it is crazy living alone, like no one's
Speaker 4: keeping you accountable, like you're not seeing another person, like
Speaker 4: doing other things.
Speaker 5: But that's why I wanted to live by myself, because
Speaker 5: I don't want anybody to walk in and be like
Speaker 5: you just you just good on the couch for the
Speaker 5: rest of the weekend. Like that's what I wanted, and
Speaker 5: now I have it, and I'm like, ah, I gotta
Speaker 5: get outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And it was, you know, it was Larry's birthday, and
Speaker 3: so he was at Carolina's and I was like, Carolina,
Speaker 3: this is the den, this is the cave, like this
Speaker 3: is the coffee shop. People could just like lay up
Speaker 3: central perk.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They had like two bottles of champagne. They had drank.
Speaker 3: They had eight. I was like, I was like, you
Speaker 3: got to get out everybody. They had no no, yeah,
Speaker 3: drank they had eight. No, no, no, they had eight.
Speaker 3: But that's the cool thing about living with your friend, though, Sydney.
Speaker 3: You're basically living in a sipcon right now, pretty much,
Speaker 3: because I would go in, you're a cramer now I'm
Speaker 3: Max who living single?
Speaker 1: But then she used to just bust in and eat
Speaker 1: their food.
Speaker 3: Yes, all the time, Max, Yeah, that was her thing.
Speaker 3: She come and going to her fridge.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 2: She'd be in her in her work clothes every time.
Speaker 1: Yes, with the accordion briefcase.
Speaker 3: And I have, I guess in my double bag and
Speaker 3: I'm double back with all my things.
Speaker 1: Your makeup bag.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's I mean, I love it, but I
Speaker 3: also I'm like, damn, I do would like.
Speaker 2: To live in the city, That would be you.
Speaker 1: Want to live in the city again? Where would you live?
Speaker 1: Will part? If money? Money ain't a thing though?
Speaker 5: Without like Rice, what if you had the same thing, like,
Speaker 5: what would you Where would you want to live?
Speaker 1: Maybe the Lower east Side.
Speaker 3: That's cute Lower east Side for sure, because that's that's
Speaker 3: near everything, right everywhere I need to be. But it's
Speaker 3: so much going on there now, it's so congested, it's.
Speaker 1: So dirty too. Lots of.
Speaker 4: Two years during college it was so nice.
Speaker 3: But if you like convenient, very convenient, you get to everything.
Speaker 4: Everything is quick, right, and it is loud, especially on
Speaker 4: the weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what I don't like. I don't have
Speaker 3: patience for that.
Speaker 4: Crowds that are going out to the bars there are
Speaker 4: like fun either, it's like really boring. People too from
Speaker 4: like Hoboken yike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah their weekend wee weekends Bridge and hey, hey
Speaker 3: I'm from Long Island.
Speaker 5: I'm walking barefoot on the sidewalk because my Steve Madden's
Speaker 5: hurt my feet.
Speaker 2: That's exactly the story. That's the narrative.
Speaker 5: My name is Connor, my name is Colin from Ronkonkomo.
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's you know, being an adult is it's exciting
Speaker 3: but also like it's heartful, it's hard, and so everybody
Speaker 3: has the hype where they're like I can't wait to
Speaker 3: get older, and it's like it's okay to be twenty one.
Speaker 3: Only children are hype, and then when you get old,
Speaker 3: you'd be like if I could turn back.
Speaker 1: The time, the fucking turned back time. I forgot.
Speaker 5: I forget to pay my bills regularly as an adult
Speaker 5: because I don't have auto pay on anything sent for
Speaker 5: my cell phone, right yeah right, because I need that,
Speaker 5: but but also because my phone is prepaid. That's why
Speaker 5: I paid before the month. Shout out to Verizon prepaid.
Speaker 5: But all of like my my electric, my internet, my gas,
Speaker 5: all that I have to remember to pay. They'll send
Speaker 5: me a bill or I do like paper.
Speaker 1: Lists for some of them. And I forgot to pay
Speaker 1: my heat for two months, messy boots, is that kind
Speaker 1: of or kind of might be electric? Whatever it is.
Speaker 5: I forgot to pay one of my bills for two
Speaker 5: months and I got a final termination notice via email
Speaker 5: and I was.
Speaker 1: Like gat damn. I was like, well, where were the
Speaker 1: other notices?
Speaker 5: And it was like, well, we've been messaging you your
Speaker 5: bill for the last two months and you just haven't
Speaker 5: been paying it.
Speaker 1: And I was like whoa. And I went on to
Speaker 1: pay it immediately forgot.
Speaker 3: But we were talking about you paying this bill the
Speaker 3: whole time we were together. You looked at me, You're like,
Speaker 3: look at it. I was like, look, I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: no I'm gonna have no lights, no nothing, no lights.
Speaker 3: And then it's two days later I remember to pay it.
Speaker 1: I mean somethings it should just be included. Why the
Speaker 1: fuck are we right?
Speaker 5: Everybody deserves lights, Everybody that you're outside.
Speaker 3: Everybody deserves lights and therapy. To be honest, Okay, let's
Speaker 3: talk about it.
Speaker 5: Therapy should be something that it should be in the
Speaker 5: constitution life, liberty. The pursuit of therapy, that's the pursuit
Speaker 5: of happiness is therapy. I mean the movie He was
Speaker 5: a Homeless man with a with a cute son, that
Speaker 5: is Batman.
Speaker 3: Now, I don't know if it's just like why I
Speaker 3: gotta figure this shit out on my own, have health
Speaker 3: insurance and get somebody who properly wearing like sturdy shoes
Speaker 3: to talk to me and unpack my childhood.
Speaker 5: When you want to therapy, my voice cracks. Sorry, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna repeat what I just said. When you go to therapy,
Speaker 5: you don't have to start at your childhood. You just
Speaker 5: start wherever you want, right, you start at the beginning,
Speaker 5: You start, you.
Speaker 2: Start whatever you want, like you talk to them.
Speaker 3: But then it eventually it leads to like, Okay, we
Speaker 3: need to figure out why you're having these issues, and.
Speaker 1: That's why you have to go TBT. It's like a
Speaker 1: TBT when you edited therap.
Speaker 5: TBT t E a TBT Tbtah, I said TVT Yeah,
Speaker 5: what I'm saying like like t you're spilling your t Okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh tvt's work.
Speaker 2: You're such a comedian.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But it's it's just like you don't know this person.
Speaker 3: It feels like you're forever on a first date with
Speaker 3: your therapist until y'all are fucking cool, and then you
Speaker 3: feel mad comfortable and then it's nothing. Then it's like
Speaker 3: when I talk to you, it's no big deal. But
Speaker 3: for a minute, you're like, I don't know you.
Speaker 1: How do I How can I trust that you're gonna
Speaker 1: help me get to where I need?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 1: How can I trust that you're not gonna go home
Speaker 1: and talk to your boyfriend about this? I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: My therapist like recently it was like, oh, well, at
Speaker 4: least like you know that I'm here for you, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, well, because I'm paying you.
Speaker 1: It was a good nerve and I told that to her.
Speaker 4: And she was like, oh, yeah, what's her name, Joyce Linda, Linda.
Speaker 3: That's a good therapist name, Linda. She is it has
Speaker 3: to be like very bland. I don't want anything.
Speaker 2: It's just you doing too much with the name. It's like, ah,
Speaker 2: you can't.
Speaker 3: I can't have a Rhann in. Yeah, Rhannon is too colorful,
Speaker 3: Carol Anne, those are like perfect, Mary, those are great.
Speaker 1: Clarissa, No, no, too much personality. Yeah, Larissa explains too much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Clarissa feels like, oh, oh you're doing something
Speaker 3: after this, right, you don't want to answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I want a therapist that hangs out only at therapy
Speaker 3: and then goes home and that's it.
Speaker 1: In the dark. Yeah, no lights. Kned has no friends.
Speaker 4: My last therapist told me that she was like over
Speaker 4: the weekend, she was like, oh, I played basketball at
Speaker 4: the park with my boyfriend. I'm like, I don't like
Speaker 4: that you did that.
Speaker 5: Yeah that I don't need any of that information. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it was too cold for basketball one and you got.
Speaker 1: A man and well here.
Speaker 4: Not having one.
Speaker 1: Actually, I felt like that was a flex that was flexing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: She was liken, use your money to go to the
Speaker 5: YMCA some ball with my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: And You're like, I could see your knees. There's no
Speaker 3: way that you're playing ball properly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, I mean she's like, square up. That's aggressive, Andrew,
Speaker 5: And I feel like you maybe need to.
Speaker 1: Speak to somebody else about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: From Rachel to Linda, Rachel well.
Speaker 2: I don't like Rachel.
Speaker 1: It's not a good therapist.
Speaker 3: Rachel feels uh one, it's it's very like common, but
Speaker 3: also like young common, like I want an older woman.
Speaker 1: Rachel feels like she should be Linda's assistant. Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: but Rachel shouldn't be the therapist, not the main Rachel's
Speaker 1: not the Rachel. Yeah, Rachel got to be Michelle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll even take a Melinda. I'll take a Melinda.
Speaker 1: Melinda sounds like like a mom named to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll take Melinda. Yea Melinda.
Speaker 3: And I don't This might be rude, but I'm not
Speaker 3: really into men as therapists.
Speaker 1: Ah, let's talk about it. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want it because first of all, they're not
Speaker 3: really good with their facial expressions, so it's it's a
Speaker 3: lot of dead face that I'm looking at, dead face,
Speaker 3: dead face, dead face because there for them, I think
Speaker 3: showing emotion is like, oh I'm too I'm too in
Speaker 3: it because I feel like they're supposed to be.
Speaker 1: Like a blank slate.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't go to male therapist, like, I don't
Speaker 4: trust that.
Speaker 5: It feels aggressive. Also, I don't trust the man to
Speaker 5: help me with none of my problems or to actually
Speaker 5: listen to what I'm saying. So I just feel like
Speaker 5: a mom, a mom, a woman, A female therapist is
Speaker 5: like more invested, right, she's listening.
Speaker 1: She like she's holding her hands the right way to
Speaker 1: show me she's listening, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: I just I don't know I agree with you on that, friend,
Speaker 5: I don't. I feel like as a female, I wouldn't
Speaker 5: want a male therapist. But even if I was a dude,
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 3: I want a male And if I did have a
Speaker 3: male therapist, I would be like I would google them
Speaker 3: and find them on Instagram. I would stalk them because
Speaker 3: I'm like, I want to know what the fuck you're doing,
Speaker 3: because I don't trust you.
Speaker 1: So palooza.
Speaker 5: He's taking shots, he's pouring them on people. He got
Speaker 5: on like those boat shoes with the shorts.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: How old is your therapist?
Speaker 4: She's like probably like fifty yeah, solid solid. Yeah. Jewish woman,
Speaker 4: she's really nice.
Speaker 1: I will say, the Jewish therapist superb, superbo.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I feel like they they'll always have that
Speaker 3: that mother energy, and I always feel like they'll insert
Speaker 3: themselves when they're not supposed to. But it's only from
Speaker 3: a place of love, and that's what a mother would
Speaker 3: do anyway, So I feel more connected.
Speaker 1: I feel like I want like a queer, black, bald
Speaker 1: female therapist. I might fall in love with her, That's
Speaker 1: what I think.
Speaker 4: Seems like really close to you.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I'm but I'm you know, I'm queer at Jason.
Speaker 5: But also but I don't want to go to therapy
Speaker 5: and explain why I feel how I feel, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean? Like, I just want you to kind
Speaker 5: of already know. Like when I'm like, well, Sis, you
Speaker 5: know how they be bugging? And she's like, they do
Speaker 5: be bugging, you know what I mean? Like I don't
Speaker 5: want to say, Sis, you know how to be bugging
Speaker 5: and for like some beige dude, they'd be like, well,
Speaker 5: please don't call me sis.
Speaker 1: Yeah one, and to who is they and be bugging? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that how you want to conjugate those words? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like if they look more like me,
Speaker 1: then I can feel like they're there for me.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I agree with that, but I
Speaker 3: just I just want someone to know what they're doing
Speaker 3: sure and direct me in the way that I can
Speaker 3: be better as a human being and just mentally processed.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I want anybody to make me better.
Speaker 5: I just want I feel like I need to say
Speaker 5: stuff and then have somebody's God, that's fine. People feel
Speaker 5: like people be feeling that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you just got to hear yourself say something out
Speaker 5: loud to like come to terms with it, or to
Speaker 5: like be like, Okay, well I know I should be
Speaker 5: doing better and I'm not. But you say out loud
Speaker 5: and you're like, h like we're talking about me changing
Speaker 5: my habits and stuff.
Speaker 3: You know, I just want to be I want to
Speaker 3: care less about people or things less compassion. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think I almost feel like I'm an EmPATH a little bit.
Speaker 3: I do feel like I take on a lot of
Speaker 3: feelings and emotions.
Speaker 1: I just thought that that was coming from inside your friend.
Speaker 1: You just got a lot of feelings and emotions that too.
Speaker 3: But I also find myself connecting with a lot of people.
Speaker 3: You know, you quote quote say.
Speaker 1: I have a yeah, yeah, I hear what you saying.
Speaker 1: A friend. You impact, Yeah, you feeling what I just
Speaker 1: feeling right now? How you feel how you feel?
Speaker 4: How do I feel?
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying I'm saying, can she feel how you feel?
Speaker 4: Can you feel how I feel? Sidney, Well you feel the.
Speaker 2: Left to me, Well, you were anxious earlier and that
Speaker 2: made me anxious.
Speaker 4: So I'm so sorry. Conversation we did, it was good,
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 2: Very productive, and I feel like we don't hate each other.
Speaker 1: So we've moved on. But I do take on.
Speaker 3: I mean we talk about this in the Patreon, the
Speaker 3: last Patreon we recorded. I just was like, I think
Speaker 3: my depression rubbed off on Marie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was telling you that I was sad
Speaker 5: before you started taking your soul off suit. It's not
Speaker 5: about your sadness.
Speaker 3: But I said, we've been friends for five years and
Speaker 3: you've you've been seeing me be like a sad sloth
Speaker 3: for years that it's like it isn't rubbed off on you.
Speaker 3: You're like, do I want to do anything?
Speaker 1: Hmmm?
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's crazy. It's wild, wild and crazy kids.
Speaker 5: But I mean they say you start to look like
Speaker 5: you're partner after.
Speaker 2: A while, but we you're my life, partner, you are.
Speaker 3: My life, but we don't look alike friend today today,
Speaker 3: we don't look alike. But there's pictures where I was like,
Speaker 3: I see it, I see me and Rie. I feel
Speaker 3: like sometimes we look more alike than you and your sister.
Speaker 5: Well that's because you ain't got no muscles, not a
Speaker 5: single clut, poor core, wobbly yo on shurty cities. Like
Speaker 5: you know when you go to a restaurant and the
Speaker 5: table will be like a little bit wobbly, and you
Speaker 5: put that little piece underneath.
Speaker 3: Bitch, all I need is a low piece underneath the
Speaker 3: left foot, and we were good exactly.
Speaker 1: You can lean on me, bitch, how dare you? Sidney?
Speaker 1: I can't lean I feel like if I leaned on you,
Speaker 1: we would fall to the ground. No, how much you weigh,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't care about my weight anymore.
Speaker 1: Of course you don't. You get a little thick, the
Speaker 1: button's little juicy. I don't care about my weight. Well,
Speaker 1: how much?
Speaker 5: How much wand the gang so then my butt. If
Speaker 5: I any grade, I think my face would just be fat,
Speaker 5: and my body it would still be skinny.
Speaker 2: No, you're very gone.
Speaker 5: I would look like an akia lamp. I would just
Speaker 5: have like a fat headed a tiny nos I lost.
Speaker 5: I lost way over the summer because I stopped working out.
Speaker 5: But I have always been No, I've always been.
Speaker 3: She's been thin, but she like her face sculpted out
Speaker 3: now and.
Speaker 1: My face is super sucked. It was very it was
Speaker 1: it was like but that happened, But it was that
Speaker 1: happened at the beginning of this year.
Speaker 3: When I first met her, she had like she had
Speaker 3: a full face, and she did not have muscular arms.
Speaker 1: I have the receipts. Well, I've always had muscular arms
Speaker 1: and probably wasn't as good as they are. No, they were.
Speaker 5: Even my arms are not big now. My arms have
Speaker 5: always been like this. The size that my arms are
Speaker 5: right now is the size they've always been, except.
Speaker 1: For when I was working. I'm going to disagree on that.
Speaker 1: My pictures from high school will prove you wrong.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying, when I met you, Sis, you were
Speaker 2: not this cut at all.
Speaker 5: Sure, sure, sure, but my face definitely is skinnier now
Speaker 5: than it's ever been if you look at any of them.
Speaker 5: But then also I cut my hair, so my face
Speaker 5: looks even more sucked in.
Speaker 1: You're living the life, am I? Yeah? Am I living
Speaker 1: the life?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 2: Y'all have to come to Mariray's house. And see this couch.
Speaker 1: She is living the fucking life. This is how I know.
Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, this is all ALLAH need is
Speaker 1: a couch like this, and I feel like I've made it.
Speaker 1: And then you googled it and you were like no,
Speaker 1: I mean I saw how much of what I was like, bitch.
Speaker 5: Well I also got thirty percent off because I called
Speaker 5: the store. So you don't use them discounts. Sometimes you
Speaker 5: go to these little websites and they're like, welcome for
Speaker 5: fifteen percent off.
Speaker 1: Put your email in your little fake email.
Speaker 3: And all these discounts that work for Marie, it don't
Speaker 3: work for nobody else.
Speaker 2: We've already got the.
Speaker 3: Messages and the dms where they try to pull the
Speaker 3: Maurice stunts and it don't work out. And they come
Speaker 3: and they don't have a bed because somebody didn't was like,
Speaker 3: well you don't like it, we'll come pick it right
Speaker 3: back up, yo. That honestly I so I couldn't have
Speaker 3: even seen that coming. Friend, Like, I've been sleeping on
Speaker 3: this free as bed for like a year and a half, shocked,
Speaker 3: shocked that they made you.
Speaker 1: They did you sleep on the floor. Oh you got
Speaker 1: your money back.
Speaker 5: If anybody else has tried that move the free mattress
Speaker 5: in a box, move from Amazon messages and let us
Speaker 5: know if it worked.
Speaker 1: They not after we let them know. Abart mission Abart.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I had talked about the mission since since
Speaker 5: I got my bed. So maybe you know, if you
Speaker 5: did it right after I did, maybe you got your
Speaker 5: money back. I mean, you know, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 5: talking a lot because I don't I was trying to
Speaker 5: read something. Okay, So should we talk about these vibrators
Speaker 5: that we just got. Yo, it's not about okay, they don't.
Speaker 1: Need to pay they already.
Speaker 3: Maybe girl, Doc Johnson is the business discursed?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: So we got these free vibrators and Dildo's the toys
Speaker 3: in the studio, and you know, I have my you know,
Speaker 3: new helix map trists that I've been sitting on a
Speaker 3: Miss Myers. I took you know, a Miss Myers like
Speaker 3: bath and then I got out and then I got
Speaker 3: on my hand.
Speaker 1: Fat fun five. I used to gloves put you talk
Speaker 1: to the therapist at betterhealth dot com. Work work, work, yes,
Speaker 1: and then laid back and who, oh my, what toy?
Speaker 1: What toy did you get? Which? When we're talking about
Speaker 1: because we got I came.
Speaker 5: We came to the studio to record the other day
Speaker 5: and it was like four sex toys and some handcuffs
Speaker 5: and some lube on the table, and I was like, well,
Speaker 5: I bought my small purse, so I'm only taking one
Speaker 5: of these homes.
Speaker 1: It's called I Vibe Select, I Vibe Select I please.
Speaker 2: It looks just like a like a long finger.
Speaker 1: It looks a popsicle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like a It looks like a popsicle
Speaker 3: or a long finger. And it has twenty powerful vibrating functions.
Speaker 3: This is so man, I don't need that many.
Speaker 1: Vibration vibration hunts.
Speaker 3: Let me see, I'm like, I don't need every earthquake
Speaker 3: that has ever happened in calenty Wait, so, but twenty
Speaker 3: vibrations means there's like a zoo zoo and there's this,
Speaker 3: and there's.
Speaker 1: Like it's like different anyway, I don't have a clip
Speaker 1: no more.
Speaker 3: It's gone, okay, well use it. I used it like
Speaker 3: six times. I almost did not get out of my
Speaker 3: fucking apartment. I had several things to do very late.
Speaker 1: To every week today. Oh you just mean since you
Speaker 1: had since I had it this whole weekend okay.
Speaker 5: Well, so Sidney got the I Vibe Select Eye Please
Speaker 5: is that the actual size? It really does look like
Speaker 5: a finger, it is. And I got the Tryst t
Speaker 5: r y St is black and like sexy and like silk.
Speaker 5: It's whoa, It's like two little prungs. Listen, listen, honey,
Speaker 5: baby Sweeten. Chi yelled, I use it this morning. That's
Speaker 5: why I was on time to the studio today. I
Speaker 5: was like, gotta gotta gotta go.
Speaker 1: Helped you get out. I walked to the studio. I
Speaker 1: skipped to the studio.
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know how many times I've
Speaker 5: used it, but it's who it was voted like Cosmo's
Speaker 5: number one sex Toy of the Year or something.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 2: When I tell you, last night, I could put it down.
Speaker 1: I couldn't fucking go to sleep.
Speaker 3: I was like, I need something to just knock me out.
Speaker 3: And when I tell you, I was, I felt like
Speaker 3: I got hit with something on.
Speaker 1: It's gone. I can't use it.
Speaker 5: I gotta take a break. I can't use it for
Speaker 5: a week. Well are you using it with the loopsys?
Speaker 5: Because I feel like that's that's what the difference is
Speaker 5: when you use it. Driversus when you put loop on
Speaker 5: the vibrator.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing any like touching my actual vagina.
Speaker 3: I'm just wearing panties and putting it on top of that.
Speaker 3: So you're giving yourself rug burn Yeah through the underwear. Yeah, OK,
Speaker 3: because because bear when I put it Bear it's too much.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's twenty vibrations. Well you didn't find
Speaker 1: one that wasn't. They're all hot, all of them.
Speaker 3: Is the last, the very last knob all in this
Speaker 3: max Yeah, and I love a max i max shit out,
Speaker 3: but this one was too much.
Speaker 1: Wow, it was great. I was like, who needs a
Speaker 1: who needs anybody? Who needs a man or a job
Speaker 1: or a sandwich? Honestly?
Speaker 5: Who shout out to doc? Because he or she whoever
Speaker 5: is doctor Johnson is doing the Lord's work.
Speaker 2: When they say who's your emergency contact?
Speaker 3: I'm like the ee vibe. I'm putting the ie vibe down.
Speaker 3: I vibe I please. That shit is golden.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I have like two other toys here in the
Speaker 5: studio that I'm supposed to forget that I was supposed
Speaker 5: to take home, and I again bought my small bag
Speaker 5: and I have an eye exam after this, so I
Speaker 5: might just.
Speaker 1: Take this one, put it in the bag and see
Speaker 1: what happens. Uh. But my sister's spending the night with
Speaker 1: me today and.
Speaker 5: She's gonna be like, why is all these vibrators in here?
Speaker 5: That's why you moved in by yourself. You won't even
Speaker 5: be able to live your life tonight.
Speaker 1: It's fine, it's fine. Friend. We're gonna go to karaoke.
Speaker 1: Are you coming? Yeah, and we're come to karaoke tonight.
Speaker 1: Karaoke baby grand Baby, grand that's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going at like eight o'clock. Whoa, yeah, he said, whoa?
Speaker 1: Is that too early or too late?
Speaker 5: It is a little early, but well, Sydney and Amina
Speaker 5: have shows at ten pm tonight, so they're gonna come early,
Speaker 5: and then Karly is going to.
Speaker 1: Join us later.
Speaker 4: It'd be so much fun. I love Karlina.
Speaker 5: Yes, my sister will be the obsessed upsurst. But also
Speaker 5: you said what you said eight thirty years early.
Speaker 4: But also no, it's a what is it tuesday?
Speaker 1: It's like a holiday week.
Speaker 4: I need to be up early to go home tomorrow.
Speaker 4: So you're taking the train of the bus taking the train?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Why you do that? Why you say wow?
Speaker 6: Like that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I think it's just everything just hit me.
Speaker 1: I was like that he has loved one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she said wow. Sometime like yeah, he's like I
Speaker 5: thought you just lived up a studio. It was like
Speaker 5: Andrew has a family that, no, you do it. I
Speaker 5: could tell that you have a good family. Like the
Speaker 5: pictures were you and your sister.
Speaker 4: I was like, ah, yeah her, Yeah, she's good, she's great.
Speaker 4: She's every everyone else is on the men right now,
Speaker 4: really really a little bit why. My dad like asked
Speaker 4: me about like a job that He was like, oh,
Speaker 4: do you have an event tonight? And I was like
Speaker 4: an event, Like I told you that I quit that
Speaker 4: job months ago. Like, oh god, you're not listening. It's
Speaker 4: hard to listen hard.
Speaker 5: That's why I can't have a male therapist, because they're
Speaker 5: gonna be like what you said, No, but exactly you
Speaker 5: still sing right, still doing them shows, them shows, you
Speaker 5: got a comedy gig. Okay, Well, so you're upset. You're
Speaker 5: mad at your dad for that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's spending a little bit too much time with
Speaker 4: Carla's kids.
Speaker 1: They separated.
Speaker 4: They are they just got separated two years ago.
Speaker 2: Fuh do you like Carla at all?
Speaker 4: Carla is nice, Carla will listen.
Speaker 1: Well, carl is trying to win, you know you O
Speaker 1: she saying their real names? Yeah yeah, fine, Well you're
Speaker 1: not listening to and you're not saying anything bad about them.
Speaker 1: Yeah so you said she's fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm saying bad things about my dad.
Speaker 1: Who but he actually needs to listen.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I hope you are listening, Carla. Go ahead
Speaker 5: and pass them the phone. Sis, pass them the phone, Carla,
Speaker 5: tell him about himself. Okay, So you're leaving and you're
Speaker 5: gonna be there for Wait, so who are spending Thanksgiving with?
Speaker 4: So it's half and half. I'm spending it with my
Speaker 4: dad for Wednesday and Thursday and then my mom Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna be with your dad for the actual
Speaker 1: eating day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we're doing like the trade off that night.
Speaker 1: The food gonna be real, it's gonna be everything's gonna
Speaker 1: be mushy. Yeah, it's gonna be.
Speaker 3: The string beans is gonna be real stringy, They're gonna
Speaker 3: be strang That's unfortunate. I mean, I just want them
Speaker 3: to cancel Thanksgiving. I'm over it every every year. I'm
Speaker 3: like I don't get this. We could do this another day.
Speaker 3: It's actually blasphemous to the Native Americans, like we should
Speaker 3: just stop stop it all.
Speaker 5: Well, it seems like this year people that just skipped
Speaker 5: over Thanksgiving completely. Like I spoke to my mother yesterday.
Speaker 5: She was like, I didn't even buy a turkey. I
Speaker 5: was like, well, she never makes turkey, but she was like, she's.
Speaker 1: Not into it. And I'm more excited for Christmas this year.
Speaker 5: Like Christmas music anyway, this year, Like usually I don't
Speaker 5: want to hear it until after Thanksgiving, but this year,
Speaker 5: I started listening to it right after Halloween. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: all the Christmas lights and stuff I feel like went up.
Speaker 5: Like we just skipped Thanksgiving completely because people not really
Speaker 5: celebrating it.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's garbage.
Speaker 1: It's just it's an excuse to go home and eat
Speaker 1: and that's all. You don't need it.
Speaker 3: And I mean we need to be nicer to the
Speaker 3: Native Americans, the three that are left. It's actually really
Speaker 3: really sad. I don't have any Native American friends, not one,
Speaker 3: not till one.
Speaker 1: I think I know a girl that was like I
Speaker 1: got Indian in my family. We all have one of them,
Speaker 1: like I'm part irre. It's like iro what iroquoi?
Speaker 3: But I think I watched a documentary like years ago,
Speaker 3: how like you know, the reservations and the alcoholism and
Speaker 3: the casinos.
Speaker 1: It's just you.
Speaker 3: You watch and you're like, how can we fucking sit
Speaker 3: up here and be like America is the best place?
Speaker 6: Is?
Speaker 1: We're trash, yo?
Speaker 2: We take things from people.
Speaker 1: I mean you're saying we, but I don't think that
Speaker 1: we We did take things from people.
Speaker 3: I mean, but we're here so we benefit off of
Speaker 3: the thievery that the Americans were doing.
Speaker 1: From jump.
Speaker 5: We we stolen goods to those you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: like we we all got to go to Christmas service
Speaker 5: and be returned. But I just feel like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: don't nobody care about no damn Pilgrims, you know, give
Speaker 5: a damn about them.
Speaker 1: Remember when we were in school, they used to make
Speaker 1: us like we would make those like paper pilgrim hats.
Speaker 1: Did you have to do those?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like you remember that the Mary Jane's that was all
Speaker 5: the ugly ass clues and then Disney made Pokemon and
Speaker 5: made her fall in love with John Smith. Fucking problematic, Yo,
Speaker 5: we just burn that fucking just around the river bends
Speaker 5: and it was like it was a bob it was,
Speaker 5: But they made what's the colors of the Wind? Colors
Speaker 5: of the Wind was a bop. Shout out to Vanessa Williams.
Speaker 3: But that was the real ty with Walt Disney is
Speaker 3: that they make bops to make you know, not think
Speaker 3: about the actual truths that happened during that time period.
Speaker 5: All the rapery, all the rapery, the rapery in this rapery,
Speaker 5: no haterlration in this rapery.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, they should take that movie down. It's
Speaker 1: on Disney Plus.
Speaker 4: It's on Disney Plus. And for like the like Dumbo
Speaker 4: because they have like the Crows mutter racist they say
Speaker 4: at the beginning of Dumbo, like oh, just by the way,
Speaker 4: like there are some like outdated opinions in this movie just.
Speaker 1: Before you all the crows are like the black people.
Speaker 4: I think, like like Jim Crow.
Speaker 5: Oh I've never seen Dumbo neither. But I didn't care
Speaker 5: about the elephant with the big gas.
Speaker 1: That's that sucks.
Speaker 5: My favorite Disney movie is a Laddin, I mean the
Speaker 5: Lion King. So I don't really think it's too many
Speaker 5: problematic things.
Speaker 3: No, well, I mean they had the hyaena problematic the hyenas.
Speaker 4: What's with the voice cast? Who is it? It's Sarahisica Parker.
Speaker 4: Matthew Broderick is voicing Simba, right, yeah, and like it's
Speaker 4: like hardly any black people are cast in the original.
Speaker 5: Filmfasta is James Old Jones, who maintained that position for
Speaker 5: the new movie.
Speaker 1: I think the mom is black, the mother, I don't think.
Speaker 1: So what's the mother's name. I want to say Safari, but.
Speaker 4: It's it's like Sarah Fina. It's like the name of
Speaker 4: like that restaurant.
Speaker 1: And something like that exactly.
Speaker 5: Sabi also racist, you know. I don't know who she is,
Speaker 5: but Sarapinas sound like a racist name. Sarafina I think
Speaker 5: is one of Ben Affleck's kids names.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's a good thing about being a kid now,
Speaker 3: it's like you you get the real ill like what
Speaker 3: you mean?
Speaker 1: People a lot of children every every day.
Speaker 3: No, think we lie and then them motherfuckers Google, they'll
Speaker 3: find out Quick.
Speaker 4: Was played by a black woman.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know a black mom's voice when I hear it, Simba,
Speaker 1: time for your mother. I don't want a mom dad, Okay?
Speaker 5: And Scar was a white man, Yes, I think Scar
Speaker 5: was a white man. But Scar was the best and
Speaker 5: Woody Goldberg was one of the hyenas. I don't think
Speaker 5: that they were problematics Andy, because two of them I
Speaker 5: think were white.
Speaker 1: They Yeah, it was like a cheech okay, Raiki was black. Well,
Speaker 1: we're talking about lion king can stay?
Speaker 4: I'm still no. But Matthew brought her beauty and.
Speaker 1: The beast can go.
Speaker 5: A little mermaid can go, Beauty and the beast can
Speaker 5: go because that's beast reality like sis come on.
Speaker 1: And they turned all the servants into pots and stuff.
Speaker 5: Makes sense though, Yeah, but imagine you turn They turned
Speaker 5: some into like a table or a chair, but some
Speaker 5: into some into like a big ass bookcase.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't want to be a book.
Speaker 5: I would rather be a little thing than a big thing. Yeah,
Speaker 5: is the ones that want to be the candlestick. Dude,
Speaker 5: he's messy, exactly, what's messy?
Speaker 1: That's why we liked him.
Speaker 5: But Beauty of the Beast can go because she should
Speaker 5: have been with a guest Stone who was gay or
Speaker 5: the psychic was gay. Yeah, they gotta have a little
Speaker 5: They could have been a little trouble. She's all nerdy
Speaker 5: with her little dumb ass books.
Speaker 1: Actual fact nerd. But her dad was a hot ass
Speaker 1: mess too. Isn't he the one that like got like
Speaker 1: kidnapped by the beast. It's like, how did you get kidnapped?
Speaker 2: Da old come save you?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 3: I gotta And she gave her give myself. She gave
Speaker 3: herself so that her oldest dad could be free. Who
Speaker 3: you are about to die anyway?
Speaker 5: Okay, I'd be like, pops, you you lived a long life,
Speaker 5: you had no friends on the outside.
Speaker 1: Dad, you gotta take this l yet I need to
Speaker 1: live and flourish.
Speaker 3: And her bitch ass dad let her switch spots with
Speaker 3: of course he did for him to do what what
Speaker 3: did he do while he died?
Speaker 1: He tripped on the way out and killed himself. He's
Speaker 1: like by bell and he tripped on a rock and died.
Speaker 2: And she is just kind of dad as that that's
Speaker 2: a that's the opposite of taking.
Speaker 1: Let's given and give it got.
Speaker 5: Maybe that movie is Got. And then I liked Aladdin?
Speaker 5: Right was problematic about Aladdin so far? I had a
Speaker 5: good brow. His assistant was a white parrot. The sultan
Speaker 5: was a little bit round and dumb.
Speaker 1: But like he was fine. He was like a likable ruler.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I can't. I didn't really watch Aladdin.
Speaker 1: I didn't care. Yeah, I didn't care.
Speaker 3: I loved Uh well, wait, no, this is songs were
Speaker 3: good Aladdin. This is not Walt Didney Disney. This is
Speaker 3: Pixar toy story.
Speaker 1: Uh see. I wasn't like ever like a big big
Speaker 1: toys was lit toys man.
Speaker 3: And I mean, as a kid, you do think that
Speaker 3: your toys like have a whole different life without you.
Speaker 1: Kill.
Speaker 5: My movie was Indian in the Cupboard, remember that movie. No,
Speaker 5: he was like an Indian, a little Indian man that
Speaker 5: lived well again, problematic American man, little native American man's
Speaker 5: like slip behind the cups or something.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember what the movie is about. Tragic.
Speaker 1: But I mean, are kids even watching like, well, no
Speaker 1: they are, they're watching kids shows. I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: I just I just don't. I'm just not around people
Speaker 3: with who have children. Besides a mina who talks to
Speaker 3: her son like he is grown as fuck.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she talks to him like an adult, Like he
Speaker 5: pays bills, m hm, like he is very well man treshout.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's awesome. I love Nazi, her smartest brightest kid
Speaker 3: I've seen in a long time.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like.
Speaker 5: If you talk to them like adults, Like, if you
Speaker 5: talk to them like people, then they'll act like people.
Speaker 5: But if you talk to them like baby boy, they
Speaker 5: don't act like babies, right, doesn't that make sense?
Speaker 4: No, They're just not gonna want to talk to you.
Speaker 4: That's like, yeah, you're like, what are you in now?
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm in, like sixth grade.
Speaker 1: Bitch, I'm in. Yeah, I could walk. It's like, put
Speaker 1: up base in your voice, I know cursive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like, I'm in sixth grade. I can piss
Speaker 2: on you for real.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how old sixth grade is.
Speaker 3: Speaking of kids, did you see that t I went
Speaker 3: on the Red Table again? He went on the Red
Speaker 3: table with Jada oh Rod tiny. Did he bring his
Speaker 3: daughter and her collogies? No, he didn't, But he basically
Speaker 3: was like, I embellished some things. I wasn't really I
Speaker 3: was speaking from truth, but that was also a lie.
Speaker 3: I was like, shut up, and like Jada tried to
Speaker 3: be nice to him because obviously it's the Red table.
Speaker 2: She's now going to give him this work.
Speaker 5: She knew Charlemagne that as she needs to start like
Speaker 5: hard hitting Oprah Winfrey style questions.
Speaker 1: I've never seen red Table. I watched the the Jordan
Speaker 1: What's her Face? One? Jordan Woods. Oh I didn't watch
Speaker 1: that one. Excuse me. I watched her interview. What was that?
Speaker 1: How was that?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 5: She was like wearing like simple makeup, and she had
Speaker 5: her hair in like a ponytail so she didn't look
Speaker 5: like a whore.
Speaker 1: And she was like, well, I don't really.
Speaker 5: Know why she would say that. You know, actually, you
Speaker 5: know what I'm thinking about it now. I didn't really
Speaker 5: watch it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I watched it. You're not giving us anything.
Speaker 5: Well, she talked about the whole her and Tristan Thompson
Speaker 5: and Chloe being there or not being there or whatever.
Speaker 5: I mean, Chloe, you stole him from somebody else's, so
Speaker 5: are you surprised that he left you?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 5: Also, yeah, you got this whole new face and this
Speaker 5: new body, but like your baby has your old face.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Wow, Marie, you're brutal sometimes. Well it's but Sidney that
Speaker 3: how is that being brutal?
Speaker 1: She got her face and her body and her hairline
Speaker 1: done and had a baby and the baby looks like
Speaker 1: what she supposed to look like like that's your faces,
Speaker 1: Like when when will my reflection show who I am? Inside?
Speaker 2: I think I think in that comments is we we
Speaker 2: know who you are?
Speaker 1: Boom Mulan.
Speaker 5: Mulan is a bomb ass Disney movie. Why because because
Speaker 5: the dragon is black.
Speaker 4: China got really upset with treating like the ancestors and
Speaker 4: Bushu as like a joke and they were like the
Speaker 4: comic relief and everything.
Speaker 1: I mean, but the how was she gonna get you know,
Speaker 1: her strength and stuff, Like she needed a side kiss
Speaker 1: with a joke. The ancestors, we need to know that
Speaker 1: they you know, they're not happy with her. Like what
Speaker 1: do we we're talking about?
Speaker 4: We need some jokes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, also the there's a Mulan movie coming out and
Speaker 5: they cut a bunch of the main characters out. She's
Speaker 5: like not married or whatever, like they could have but
Speaker 5: it's not even Mulan anymore.
Speaker 3: Why because maybe Mulan shouldn't have been maybe whoa, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think that sess the thing. That's just like it's
Speaker 3: stressful now because like this is a PC culture and
Speaker 3: I get it and you have to move with the times.
Speaker 2: But you know, I was just watching old stand up.
Speaker 3: Like everything that Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence and just
Speaker 3: even Chris Rock something. You're just like, this only works
Speaker 3: in this timeframe. They could not say this stuff anymore.
Speaker 5: Right, So it's like we we've made progress, right, But
Speaker 5: like it's very obvious when you're somebody who's like an
Speaker 5: old ass comic too, because they the setup is old.
Speaker 5: It's like, you know, when you'll be walking down what's
Speaker 5: the deal with kitchens? Or you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: Like it's it's everything is dated.
Speaker 1: We grew up.
Speaker 5: But then every once in a while, we'll be at
Speaker 5: a show or we'll be at a watching somebody perform,
Speaker 5: and we'll be like, is this person suck.
Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety one? Like yeah, like you can't. The
Speaker 1: references are old. You can't do Asian accents, you can't
Speaker 1: do Indian. I just don't want it unless, like unless
Speaker 1: you can do an actual accent, and you are that.
Speaker 3: Thing even still, I don't want no damn accents. I
Speaker 3: don't want to what I'm saying, Like I might do
Speaker 3: like my mom's voice, that's fine, I mean, but that's fine, right,
Speaker 3: but like you.
Speaker 1: Doing an Asian accent?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: In twenty nineteen, No stopping twenty twenty. You doing an
Speaker 1: o pool no and and boo no, it's stop it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the listeners will listen. Don't do it.
Speaker 2: Don't even try to impersonate black women.
Speaker 1: Stop that too.
Speaker 3: That's there was a movie of a dude that that
Speaker 3: crazy Lacretia or something Lashonda or something like.
Speaker 1: That, something like, oh my god. It was like a
Speaker 1: white dude that his inner black woman came out or something.
Speaker 2: He couldn't get.
Speaker 3: He was like a radio host or something like that,
Speaker 3: and he lost his job because he had, like, you know,
Speaker 3: a regular white man voice, and so he called in
Speaker 3: and auditioned as a black woman and she got it,
Speaker 3: and so he had to be her and she was
Speaker 3: getting all these ratings and stuff.
Speaker 4: This is like what Robin Williams missus.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, it just like not genius at all.
Speaker 3: Just yeah.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I think it was in theaters like a couple
Speaker 5: of months ago or anything or something, or it came
Speaker 5: out on I'm glad that, but it was something that
Speaker 5: came out. You didn't get any ads for that. My
Speaker 5: demo loves I feel like somebody sent it to me.
Speaker 5: Your demo loves what Tyler Perry film stopping and even
Speaker 5: that is not like I don't know a single I
Speaker 5: don't have a single person in my group of friends
Speaker 5: that likes to tell it Perry movie. But he's making
Speaker 5: money so much so that he both he has the
Speaker 5: biggest movie studio in the country.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like Old Slaveland's a big deal.
Speaker 1: The ancestors now huge, huge, huge, huge reparations.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's still he's still gonna be making Tyler
Speaker 5: Perry things on the lot.
Speaker 1: But you know, good for him. People are employed. Whatever.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, hey, they give Tyler Perry a hard time.
Speaker 3: But Tyler Perry movies.
Speaker 2: Is just like any rom com movie.
Speaker 1: No they're not.
Speaker 3: They be in church in all his movies, so predictable.
Speaker 3: They give you the same setup and you just you
Speaker 3: can predict everything. It's okay, so bad it give.
Speaker 5: Us, Give us if your life was a rom com,
Speaker 5: give us the movie. It starts ready, I would start,
Speaker 5: what's the trailer?
Speaker 2: Looked like the trailer is I'm hot.
Speaker 1: Obviously, They're like, that's just my truth, right, So you're hot.
Speaker 1: We open on you.
Speaker 5: You got a red body chon dress is strapped as
Speaker 5: you walking down the street. You got glasses one ready, Yes,
Speaker 5: I'm hot.
Speaker 1: Where you're going obviously going to go, you know, run
Speaker 1: some errand running errands. But she's wearing evening wear. Yes,
Speaker 1: got it, because that's that's my truth, right, right, right,
Speaker 1: right right. Aarons means like pick up your dry cleaning
Speaker 1: for some exclusive thing.
Speaker 2: You got to know, right, I date hot people.
Speaker 3: That's like if there's no me meeting somebody who's ugly
Speaker 3: and then I fall in love with him, that's not no.
Speaker 1: No, not my no, Charlotte, your cree my rom com.
Speaker 3: I get in an uber, I get in the wrong uber,
Speaker 3: the uber driver, me and that uber driver falls in love.
Speaker 1: No, you're somebody poor and somebody on the opposite side
Speaker 1: of the tracks. Okay, so eight miles so now you're rapping.
Speaker 1: So now the person you're in love with is rapping
Speaker 1: and they croak and they throw up all the idiots.
Speaker 1: But you're there and they see you there can't the
Speaker 1: uber driver. But then we start working together on what.
Speaker 5: I start Robin Bak Queen and Slim you know, yes, yes,
Speaker 5: so you and the uber drivers start work.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He becomes your or she becomes your agent.
Speaker 2: We start fighting crime in this uber.
Speaker 5: Yes, Batman and Robin and that's it. But there's a
Speaker 5: there's a conflict. The conflict is what somebody gets kidnapped
Speaker 5: and you gotta.
Speaker 1: Get them back. No, my my friend falls and loves
Speaker 1: falls in love with me. Your best friend falls in
Speaker 1: love with me. That's to pick.
Speaker 2: I have to pick between the Uber driver my best friend.
Speaker 1: Wow that I also do a podcast with. Well, that
Speaker 1: movie sounds like it sounds like it sounds like a horror,
Speaker 1: sounds like it sounds like soft fur. I would cut
Speaker 1: my foot off since I got a roll for you.
Speaker 2: What you think You're gonna be the Uber driver or
Speaker 2: the best friend.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna be the barista in the third.
Speaker 5: I know you're gonna be making l be like you
Speaker 5: with this pro I'm gonna be the sassy assistant at work.
Speaker 1: Girl, girl, that's what you're wear.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be the I'm gonna be the person. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna be the bank teller that snitches on you. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna be the one that hits the button and goes.
Speaker 6: No No.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be the waitress at the at the restaurant
Speaker 3: and be like miss your card has been declined.
Speaker 1: We try to it got kicked it back. They told
Speaker 1: me somebody.
Speaker 5: I was at with somebody the other day and their
Speaker 5: car got declined, like it was a bunch of us
Speaker 5: and their car got declined. And the waiter was like, hey,
Speaker 5: they kicked it back.
Speaker 1: Do you know the car?
Speaker 5: And the person was like, well, that's a nice way
Speaker 5: my car got declined. And he's like, yeah, kicked it.
Speaker 5: They kicked it back. I was like, did Visa kick
Speaker 5: it back? When who kicked it?
Speaker 6: Where is this?
Speaker 1: We went to get like Mexican food and somebody's car
Speaker 1: got declined. I mean this car got de climbed.
Speaker 5: No, I mean it wasn't there. Oh there was somebody
Speaker 5: else Carolina. No, I'm guessing. No, Andre, No, You're just
Speaker 5: gonna keep guessing.
Speaker 1: Know what you want to do? I want to know
Speaker 1: is Rob Hayes. No Rob Hayes. He said it was
Speaker 1: like he had just got a new car. Guys, were
Speaker 1: you doing okay? In La He's doing fun? Do you
Speaker 1: need us to venmo you something? Boom twenty six.
Speaker 2: He listens to the podcast.
Speaker 5: Hey hey Rob, as you can see Rob. I tried
Speaker 5: not to see her name, but Sidney forced my hand.
Speaker 5: Mister Hayes, Rob you'll be in my rom com too,
Speaker 5: as what as as the as the that's the best
Speaker 5: as the best friend of the uber driver.
Speaker 1: Oh he would be good at that. Okay, well what
Speaker 1: would my rob come? Yeah? What was my rom constant?
Speaker 5: My rom con would be I'm walking out of my house.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm going to the gym, right, I'm wearing
Speaker 5: fitness where and I my coat gets stuck on something?
Speaker 5: What is my coke get stuck on? My coat gets
Speaker 5: stuck on the the train doors and uh, but that
Speaker 5: has happened in real life, yes, but not, but the opposite.
Speaker 1: Way it was.
Speaker 5: I'm on my way out, so I'm hanging off the
Speaker 5: train over the bridge and the fire department that they
Speaker 5: sin or the coast guard or whoever they send me
Speaker 5: and him fall in love.
Speaker 4: Are you doing all the stunts for this?
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm doing all my old stunts. It's like Speed
Speaker 5: but with a train and you're outside and I'm outside
Speaker 5: hanging out by my Asos coat. But in the movie
Speaker 5: it's like Montclair because Asos would.
Speaker 1: Rip right the lining of it anyway.
Speaker 5: So me and the coast guard or the firefighter whoever
Speaker 5: they would send to get me down from the bridge
Speaker 5: fall in love.
Speaker 1: Oh I like that, but the way it looks it
Speaker 1: looked like I might be trying to kill myself. So
Speaker 1: they're like, they're trying to talk me down and like, no,
Speaker 1: it's just my coat and they should be asos. But
Speaker 1: they think it's coke. They think I'm saying coke and
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, stay calm, and uh, you know, but what's
Speaker 1: the riff? What's the riff?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: My best friend is in love with Ian. We do
Speaker 1: a podcast and they're watching it on the news and
Speaker 1: they're sobbing.
Speaker 5: My best friend was also on the same bridge getting
Speaker 5: ready to kill themselves because I don't love them, so
Speaker 5: we talk it out.
Speaker 1: That's a short film, bitch, that's not a movie. Everything
Speaker 1: happens on the bridge. Everything is the bridge. Yes, I
Speaker 1: mean you know, So that's it. That's what my movie is.
Speaker 4: What would it be called? Like water under the bridge?
Speaker 4: What would it be called?
Speaker 1: I don't know yet. I don't know yet. And what
Speaker 1: would your round kom be crying out?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 1: And what do you I mean, Sidney, what do you
Speaker 1: think Andrew's romcom would be? What do you think? How
Speaker 1: do you think it opens you?
Speaker 2: I feel like you a match with like your doorman
Speaker 2: or something like that.
Speaker 4: Do you think I have a doorman?
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the in the fucking rom com?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you have it, you have it together, but
Speaker 5: we're exaggerating life, Fred, you think she has.
Speaker 1: A Montclaire coat?
Speaker 4: Wait? Why would I like start up with my doormat?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 5: No, I think Andrews starts in like the countryside or something.
Speaker 5: I feel like Andrew's like, you gotta go home for Thanksgiving? Oh,
Speaker 5: you want to have like a holidays, like a holiday
Speaker 5: right countryside?
Speaker 1: Right, but you're going to like Maine or something right
Speaker 1: or like Canada?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you to intern as some like you know,
Speaker 3: office space and you don't know if if you're gay
Speaker 3: or not. So your rom com is like a man
Speaker 3: and a woman, Like you start off gay, but then
Speaker 3: you fall in love with your boss who's a woman.
Speaker 4: Okay, interesting, So you're playing myself? Yes with this voice,
Speaker 4: I'm like confused about.
Speaker 3: With this voice.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're on them like, okay, I like, I've been
Speaker 1: with men all my life, but you fall in love
Speaker 1: with your boss who's a woman.
Speaker 5: Who's I feel like I feel like okay, no, no,
Speaker 5: Andrew's a barista. No, no, no, Andrew, Andrew owns Andrew
Speaker 5: owns a His mother owned a bakery, yes, and uh,
Speaker 5: she's ill. So he has to go home to like
Speaker 5: help take care of the company business or whatever. And
Speaker 5: he like he reconnects with somebody, a teacher, a t
Speaker 5: a or something from school that's really right, right, right,
Speaker 5: right right, and but Andrew doesn't know this person is gay.
Speaker 5: And the guy comes and he's like, I'm getting married
Speaker 5: and I need you to help me with this cake
Speaker 5: or something with this cake. Yep, right, Like I need
Speaker 5: you to help me like bake some stuff for this wedding.
Speaker 5: And him and Andrew work together, you know, to get
Speaker 5: the treats to taste right, and they fall in love.
Speaker 1: Stopped. The wedding. No Hold on Your Room Comes starts
Speaker 1: at Chick fil A.
Speaker 4: Okay, I love it.
Speaker 1: Problematic It's closed on Sunday, so the show it starts
Speaker 1: on a Monday. First. Yeah, the first thing is on
Speaker 1: Monday at Chick fil A. And you work there. Somebody
Speaker 1: comes in and they were like, help me with my wedding.
Speaker 3: I want to have my wedding catered by chick exactly,
Speaker 3: my gay wedding. And then and then you basically fall
Speaker 3: in love with a person who's coming to get the
Speaker 3: Chick fil a for the wedding, and then you break
Speaker 3: up their wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: I love that. That's a good round chick fil gay something.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'll see you're trying to do their names.
Speaker 1: We didn't name Sydney's.
Speaker 4: What was Sydney's.
Speaker 1: Sydney's movie is called har.
Speaker 6: Ha.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I'd watch all these movies. These are so good.
Speaker 2: Well, this has been this has been very eventful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just just name a couple of things that you
Speaker 3: want for twenty twenty so we can end off strong two.
Speaker 5: Okay, twenty twenty, I'm going to I'm gonna work on.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna not be twenty minutes late to things anymore.
Speaker 5: M okay, I'm gonna be early. Okay, hate being early
Speaker 5: to things, but i'm gonna be early.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold you to it. Well, I mean hold
Speaker 1: me too.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna hold you, holds me into that, hold me
Speaker 5: to that. I want to I'm gonna sell something. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna create something and sell it. I don't know what
Speaker 5: the thing is yet, but I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna sell it. I'm gonna create something and then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sell it.
Speaker 5: And then the third thing that I want for the
Speaker 5: new year is just for my hair to always always
Speaker 5: be on point. It's not on point right now, but
Speaker 5: for it to always be like.
Speaker 1: Wow, Marie, do you do You just do it every day?
Speaker 1: It's amazing. I'm gonna do all the colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 5: I'm roygbiving it next year, bell b devoting it my
Speaker 5: hair for the for the next year. That's what I want, healthy,
Speaker 5: dope hair. I want to be on time to things
Speaker 5: and I want to sell something dope. Sidney, what do
Speaker 5: you want for the new year twenty twenty?
Speaker 1: What you see? Okay? First thing, I want to be happy? Okay,
Speaker 1: we love that cliche, but truly, I just want to
Speaker 1: feel joy for more than thirty minutes a day.
Speaker 5: That's the opening monologue of the of Sydney's rom com
Speaker 5: Right there, you heart it. I just want to be happy,
Speaker 5: got it? I just want to feel joy.
Speaker 1: Uber driver's name Joy. Oh, I just want to feel joy.
Speaker 1: That's a good title. You got it? Thanks? Can you
Speaker 1: write this?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just want to feel joy? You being joy? No,
Speaker 1: by I work at the bakery with Andre and his mom,
Speaker 1: the mom that's about to die work. I love it, Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, you want to feel joy number one?
Speaker 1: Joy first and foremost.
Speaker 3: I feel like I want to know exactly what I
Speaker 3: want career wise, because I just don't know. Like I
Speaker 3: feel like I want all this stuff. But then I'm like,
Speaker 3: do I because I'm not really motivated to do it.
Speaker 3: And I want to take a really big trip. I'm
Speaker 3: going to take a really nice trip out of the
Speaker 3: country somewhere nice, been real money, obviously, something warm.
Speaker 1: Something for more than three or four days.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 1: I want a nice trip that's gorgeous. You gon eat, pray,
Speaker 1: ho it. No, that's that's your story, sis, all right,
Speaker 1: Well I just I just want to go on a
Speaker 1: nice trip. M mkay. I mean, since you can go
Speaker 1: to where edge where you live, New Jersey, you go
Speaker 1: to New Jersey with you are actually you won't be
Speaker 1: And I just want to feel joy. Actually I'm a writer,
Speaker 1: dosis producer credit. Okay, Well, I guess that's it for us.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for listening. Please rate and comment. Actually,
Speaker 5: Andrew's going down the stairs, so I guess we have
Speaker 5: more time to talk. Yeah, I'm excited about everything that's
Speaker 5: happening in the new year. I really am, because I
Speaker 5: mean this year was a roller coaster.
Speaker 3: Over the year, it was beautiful. You were you took
Speaker 3: us on a ride, Sis, thank you. So I feel like,
Speaker 3: what is next. You literally took us up, took us down,
Speaker 3: took us back up, took us back up again.
Speaker 5: Sideways, Yeah, took us down, around and around.
Speaker 2: You know, you were like coming a lot all summer long.
Speaker 5: And now it's just who I got these? Doc Johnson's
Speaker 5: at the hell you're gonna be coming but all winter?
Speaker 1: Yeah, bio self, no, no, no, no, you got it.
Speaker 1: Something new. I mean I feel like it's something on
Speaker 1: the horizon. Frint, what's going on now? I mean we
Speaker 1: don't have any time. The episode is about to end
Speaker 1: right now. No, tell me I start the story. What happened? No,
Speaker 1: nothing has happened. I'm just saying it's some things. It's
Speaker 1: some fangs, some wangs and dangalangs on the horizons. You're
Speaker 1: working on it.
Speaker 5: I'm just you know, we'll see what happens. Also, I
Speaker 5: feel like there should be things on the horizon front.
Speaker 5: I should be banging people regularly. Twenty Have you gone
Speaker 5: on a date?
Speaker 1: No, we are, y'all working on it. Y'all work. Are
Speaker 1: they cute? Sure? Yeah, they are very attractive. Oh, a delivery,
Speaker 1: it's more sex to it. Is it a man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a man. What question?
Speaker 5: I don't know, Marie Sidney, I know you just want
Speaker 5: to feel joy. Cut your hair, shut up, you know what.
Speaker 5: Let's cut the episode. I think I've been talking to
Speaker 5: you now.
Speaker 1: Bye, guys, love you, Bye. Forever.
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