Speaker 1: My grandma and your grandma wasn't bad fu my grandma
Speaker 1: to the other grandma. I'm gonna say funny. It's something
Speaker 1: about like Jago jam d do call in. Guess what?
Speaker 1: It's another episode of last That's My name is Matt Rogers.
Speaker 1: My name is Bony, and I could not have guessed
Speaker 1: that it was going to be another episode. Let's vala
Speaker 1: here it is another episode. We just took the veil.
Speaker 1: We took the veil off of that secret and here
Speaker 1: we are talking to you, oh boy, and so much
Speaker 1: culture to discuss. I guess right, yeah, dark time? What's
Speaker 1: dark times? No? But listen, I want this to be
Speaker 1: a positive place. You're right. I want um you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to I want to say we're leaving
Speaker 1: the dark stuff at the door. We could say that, though,
Speaker 1: but I also want this. I mean more and more
Speaker 1: now I'm lizing not as a privileged thing, but like
Speaker 1: you know, we can choose our moments of of blocking
Speaker 1: stuff out only to go back in and engage and
Speaker 1: be excited to get absolutely but we can't turn away
Speaker 1: the sunshine. There's sunshine in the world. You have to
Speaker 1: say that sunshine, and we have a ray of Sunlight
Speaker 1: with us. Oh my goodness. Absolutely, let's go through the
Speaker 1: credits hunting. I mean, you know her from the let's
Speaker 1: say it, legend legendary Grandma's Ashes and of course one
Speaker 1: of the stars, I would say, one of the one
Speaker 1: of the true anchor anchors of ask At three thousand
Speaker 1: Goods and just the show you see, it's a the show,
Speaker 1: it's the show. It's the show that I was, the
Speaker 1: legendary show. I lined up at fucking four pm on
Speaker 1: a Sunday. As college students, it's passage. You must sit
Speaker 1: and sit out in front of you, even if you're
Speaker 1: even if you're yeah, even if you're a student at
Speaker 1: you know, in in in the Maldives, you fly over
Speaker 1: to New York, in college, you wait in line at
Speaker 1: ask Cat. And she is the host of UM one
Speaker 1: of my favorite podcasts. Oh a t of all time.
Speaker 1: Make yourself comfy with Aubre tay back. UM. You've seen
Speaker 1: her on Broad City and thirty Rock Girls, Welcome Back.
Speaker 1: We can't even believe. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: And that was the most like wonderful introduction. I was
Speaker 1: trying so hard not to breathe or smile into the microphone.
Speaker 1: I was you were like suffocating yourself there for a second.
Speaker 1: When you got good credits, Yeah, you got good credits.
Speaker 1: When the credits are golden, honey, Oh my god, abro
Speaker 1: are you guys? I could not be more excited about
Speaker 1: anything in the world than being here. We live. And
Speaker 1: also it's like, it's so funny because when you get
Speaker 1: someone that you've truly looked up to for so long,
Speaker 1: like we love you, Oh my good love you. Aubrea
Speaker 1: was my improv one on one teacher UCB, and she
Speaker 1: can't believe the moment she stepped through the door and
Speaker 1: welcomed us, I was like, oh my queen, queen, and
Speaker 1: I had seen her before. No, stop it, this is real.
Speaker 1: I felt that way when I took a Chelsea Clark class.
Speaker 1: I don't talk about her, it is not about her.
Speaker 1: I felt that I took a Chelsea Clark class for
Speaker 1: it when I was an advanced student, and I was
Speaker 1: still like, oh my gosh, it's Chelsea. But and that
Speaker 1: stays with you even when I see Chelsea today. God,
Speaker 1: when I see her today, God, God, God, please let
Speaker 1: me see Chelsea. Honestly, she is amazing. I think I
Speaker 1: saw all of you do. Um, Shannon and Tammy have
Speaker 1: friends together. Oh my god, I hadn't Shannon through the podcast.
Speaker 1: She hasn't asked me to do what I am positive about.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't worry, because I want to be
Speaker 1: considered one of Shanny and Shannon and Shanny, Shanny, Shanny
Speaker 1: and Tim. They're too little fish and they him in
Speaker 1: the seat I was. I could have sworn it was you,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. No. I mean, I'm just gonna say that
Speaker 1: I would love to do the show Shanny Tammy. Um,
Speaker 1: but I have done a bunch of shows with Chelsea.
Speaker 1: She's just, oh my gosh, the best, one of the best. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is a little too Chelsea Clark focused for my Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: but no, it's true. Like sometimes, like especially when because
Speaker 1: we went to n y U, so we were going
Speaker 1: to shows like in college, like on the rag, like
Speaker 1: they're like, let's comedy in New York and like you do.
Speaker 1: It's so insane to like talk to people now and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh god, yeah for sure, and you're like,
Speaker 1: am I turned the corner and you're like, oh my god, right,
Speaker 1: there's you know what. We're still star struck, baby, start
Speaker 1: how did you too met? We we met in college.
Speaker 1: Um story, It's hard to pinpoint where it starts. I
Speaker 1: do remember the moment, No, okay, but there this this
Speaker 1: I I have a different origin point. Okay, so this
Speaker 1: is it. I had a friend, uh in the pre
Speaker 1: med program with me named Mung Bielfeld, doctor and she
Speaker 1: was and this is back when, this is back when
Speaker 1: I sort of retreated back into the closet and thought
Speaker 1: I liked girls again. And I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: girl is beautiful. Wow, I think I'm in love with her.
Speaker 1: And then she lived in this dorm on fourteenth Street, UM,
Speaker 1: and on her floor was a boy named Matt Rogers.
Speaker 1: And then he this is back when you can record
Speaker 1: videos on people's walls. He recorded a video on her
Speaker 1: wall where he goes, hey, mong, here's a little and
Speaker 1: he's Matt's completely shirtless. He goes hey, mong, here's a
Speaker 1: naked video for you this And I go, who is
Speaker 1: this person? Why are they coming after? This is so funny?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And then and then I was totally
Speaker 1: it was total animosity, totally animosity at first, and then
Speaker 1: the moment we met. Matt remembers this more civili than
Speaker 1: I do we well, and Mom was like, let's all
Speaker 1: go to see a sketch comedy show and what you
Speaker 1: called hammer Cats. So I wasn't in the group at
Speaker 1: the time, but we all went and Bowen and I
Speaker 1: met in this small group and Mom was like, you'll
Speaker 1: meet Bowen at this and he's in Danger Box, the
Speaker 1: improv group, and you'll meet him. And we met and
Speaker 1: it was like m okaying each other's and so we
Speaker 1: met there and then this, and then we didn't speak
Speaker 1: again for many months. But then and this is where
Speaker 1: improv comes into play. And this is I'll always have
Speaker 1: a thing with improv. This is a distorted perspective. Was
Speaker 1: in the improv group at and White Yea and I
Speaker 1: went to audition for the group my sophomore year because
Speaker 1: I decided I had come out of the closet. I
Speaker 1: was not going to wear American eagle anymore. I was
Speaker 1: gonna pursue comedy, which I always wanted to. Now I
Speaker 1: do not somebody looked for that eagle. Is it on
Speaker 1: your shirt? Don't look, don't look. But I went to
Speaker 1: go audition for the for the Danger Box improv group
Speaker 1: and Bowen comes over. This is before I got into
Speaker 1: the audition and he goes, wow, it's great to see you.
Speaker 1: Everyone says you're so funny. And I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really hoping to get on the group. He goes, well,
Speaker 1: let's look at your little paper that you filled out.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well here it is and he said,
Speaker 1: hmm improv one oh one. I was like yeah, Ben
Speaker 1: Rodgers was my teacher. He goes, oh, that's good. That
Speaker 1: means you're already at an advantage. So you took a class.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I hope. So going there. Cut
Speaker 1: first round, Okay, first round, Let's let's do it. He said. Hut,
Speaker 1: let's do it. He said, Anna dres and SNL writer
Speaker 1: cut me, Let's do it. Let's do it, he said.
Speaker 1: He said, okay, this is okay. So that that was
Speaker 1: my mob. I can't and I was scared of improv
Speaker 1: from that moment on. No, no, no, step. Can I
Speaker 1: tell my version that won't get off the back wall?
Speaker 1: Please allow me to tell my version of the story. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm excited to just this is my first year as
Speaker 1: a as an you know, this is my first year
Speaker 1: is like I quote unquote upper classmen, like I'm not
Speaker 1: a freshman anymore. I'm excited to like to be part
Speaker 1: of the audition process, which was so so harrowing that
Speaker 1: first year freshman year in the in the previous year,
Speaker 1: it's a very nerve wracking experience. So so I walk out.
Speaker 1: So I walk out, um, and I see all the auditioners,
Speaker 1: and then I spot Matt, who's the familiar face, and
Speaker 1: I go, oh, my goodness, Matt, it's so good to
Speaker 1: see you. Um, I'm so excited you're auditioning. So um yeah,
Speaker 1: like have you have you done improv before? Or have
Speaker 1: you or like, have you done improv before? And then
Speaker 1: he and then we basically get to uh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: took improv when I want. Bed Rodgers was my teacher,
Speaker 1: And you go, that's amazing. That means you already have
Speaker 1: a leg up on everybody, so that's great. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: felt real good going in the road. I felt real good,
Speaker 1: had been reassured and everything, and I said, well, like
Speaker 1: break leg dude, Like it would be so cool to
Speaker 1: be on the same team together. Then, of course, the
Speaker 1: way you judge someone based on their improv is three
Speaker 1: line scenes, Yes, three line scenes, and and I'll tell character,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened After the three of the
Speaker 1: first round, all the all the team members go into
Speaker 1: a room and we're like going through our lists of
Speaker 1: people and we get to Matt Rogers and then and
Speaker 1: Andresen says no, uh. Some other people say now, and
Speaker 1: then I go, no, that's Matt. He's I know him
Speaker 1: from freshman year. He's so funny. I think he'd be
Speaker 1: really really great. Let's put him through the next round.
Speaker 1: And I was out voted, and they're my friends now,
Speaker 1: and I just I'll never forget. Can I tell my
Speaker 1: version of what happened? What happened? Okay? So I was,
Speaker 1: I was at n y U. I was in a classroom.
Speaker 1: I sneak into the buildings to use the restroom, and
Speaker 1: I was in this room and then there were a
Speaker 1: bunch of college improvisers and I was eating a bag
Speaker 1: of McDonald's and McDonald and then I saw a sign
Speaker 1: and it comedy, and I ran in the room and
Speaker 1: I snuck in there, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I like out of the corner. I said, these two
Speaker 1: hunks and they're talking, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: one of them, one of them grabs the other and
Speaker 1: the other. One hits the other like stop it, stop fighting,
Speaker 1: and then they're like who are you and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't tell you, and then I ran away. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that was her. Oh I can't tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm crying. That's so funny. Like what happened to the McDonald's.
Speaker 1: I left it's probably still there and left it and
Speaker 1: then I came back and I was like, this is weird.
Speaker 1: I'm going to take this. I still can't tell. Well,
Speaker 1: don't so you guys know. The next day I made
Speaker 1: it onto the sketch team and then they and then
Speaker 1: I said to all of them from the imperfect I
Speaker 1: was like, you watch this space. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: becoming for you. I said what I've got inside me,
Speaker 1: what I've been holding down inside of me, and I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be signed sick enough star. Oh my goodness. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: oh that's funny. We don't get to tell that origin story.
Speaker 1: That is how it all started. That is amazing, and
Speaker 1: it was hilarious how even just the start of your stories.
Speaker 1: It's just the tone. It's like I was just being
Speaker 1: and then just like came in the room. I was
Speaker 1: so nervous and it's just instant, and then I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I think we truly became friends because we were
Speaker 1: at like like one of the like parties after one
Speaker 1: of the shows, I like noticed across the room that
Speaker 1: one of the other was like lip sinking perfectly Nicki
Speaker 1: Minaja superbase and I was like this one, who are
Speaker 1: really yes? And then we became true friends friends. So
Speaker 1: thank you Nicki Minaj. We have to get down to
Speaker 1: this question, your origin story, your origin story. What was
Speaker 1: the culture that made you think culture? It's for me,
Speaker 1: it's for culture, it's for me. I'm gonna try this on.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Probably. Um can I just say that
Speaker 1: my culture source might be my dad. Okay, who's by
Speaker 1: the way, his name is Harley, which is just like
Speaker 1: Harley Harley back. But I think I got to know
Speaker 1: culture through my dad, who when I was little had
Speaker 1: a mustache. But it was a big acoustic guitar players
Speaker 1: in these lots of music in the house from the dad,
Speaker 1: um and then I think he that was like my
Speaker 1: first introduction into music was just like Peter Paul and
Speaker 1: Mary's songs. So it was like an artistic house. Um No,
Speaker 1: I think we were artists. I know, I mean, my
Speaker 1: family is very supportive and that they love me, but
Speaker 1: I think they would love for me to do something else.
Speaker 1: That's right, you know. But my dad is just he
Speaker 1: has a beautiful voice, and he works um with like
Speaker 1: in nursing homes and plays his guitar and he's like
Speaker 1: and so yeah. That was my first stage moment, was
Speaker 1: like singing with him and being like this feels so
Speaker 1: did you ever go to the nursing homes and perform
Speaker 1: with him? For the That was the first. It was
Speaker 1: like a talent night or whatever. And I remember like
Speaker 1: going up with him and then we have we have
Speaker 1: like just a random home video where my dad is
Speaker 1: just jamming and and and I think it might be
Speaker 1: my brother's birthday and he's playing. And then I get
Speaker 1: up and it's fully improvised, and I literally sing a
Speaker 1: song that's like I like to eat hot Dog catch up,
Speaker 1: and then I sing to my brother. At point I'm like,
Speaker 1: how are you, Benjamin? I love you? And my brother
Speaker 1: will he will not look at me, not even look
Speaker 1: at me. He's like, no, shut it down, this is
Speaker 1: my party, and you were Benjamin. I love you. I
Speaker 1: love you. That's very like our sensibility absolutely. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's culture. I'm singing now. I can't think of a
Speaker 1: more joyful way to perform especi Why not just had
Speaker 1: a little bit of inflection and let it right? Yes,
Speaker 1: so where does are come from? The name? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: she is a character in John's Timebeck's East of Eden.
Speaker 1: Who needs to character? But fucking idiot, because no, it
Speaker 1: needs to be And all the characters with see names
Speaker 1: are evil, all the characters with A names are good.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I didn't know. I didn't even pick up
Speaker 1: on that. Yes, no, because so you are the smart
Speaker 1: one I think is about the city. So it's it's
Speaker 1: basically like reincarnations of Kane and Abel. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: so Kane kills Abel and so see, it's spoilers, spoilers,
Speaker 1: Jenna says, I don't even bother. I'm not even going
Speaker 1: to watch the miniseries coming out next spring. Here there's
Speaker 1: a Bible series anyway, got to and then um, so yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think Abera must have been one of the
Speaker 1: like the matriarchs of the family. There's the Ames family.
Speaker 1: I think anyway, that's well, that's very cool. I didn't
Speaker 1: get that reference until now. No, I honestly hearing you
Speaker 1: say that it is so great because I read it
Speaker 1: the first time like two months ago, because I was
Speaker 1: so nervous to read it because it is so intense
Speaker 1: and um and my parents had always described her as
Speaker 1: the good girl, and I was like, what does this mean?
Speaker 1: But she ends up being the love interest that the
Speaker 1: brothers and I mean ke and the triangle. Well no,
Speaker 1: I mean she's with the one brother and then in
Speaker 1: the end spoiler like the one die and then like
Speaker 1: the it wraps up that it's clear like she and
Speaker 1: the other brother are going to be together because they're
Speaker 1: both like struggling with right. But then there's the evil
Speaker 1: woman in that the mom of the brothers is like
Speaker 1: the real yes, who's just like a bona fide like soath.
Speaker 1: This is a John Steinbeck. It was like his big
Speaker 1: like it was after Grapes. He brot Grapes of Wrath
Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm going to write my masterpiece.
Speaker 1: It's I think he considered his masterpiece. I've only read
Speaker 1: of my men. I've never read that. Well, that was
Speaker 1: the only one that made us read in school. I
Speaker 1: famously haven't read many books. That's I mean, here's the
Speaker 1: thing I will openly admit that I have a lack
Speaker 1: of classics in my arsenal, and now as an adult,
Speaker 1: I have to read like fun books before bed. I
Speaker 1: do read before I go to right, but it's got
Speaker 1: to be like a murder mystery or like a young
Speaker 1: adult or something like if you go. It was hard
Speaker 1: to read East, and I was like, I gotta push
Speaker 1: myself walk through it. You know what, The book tough,
Speaker 1: especially when you're fourteen. They expect us to read that.
Speaker 1: Make me read Scarlet Letter when I'm thirty. Okay, then
Speaker 1: I'll get it. I don't think so, honey, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Public schools of New York, Wow, you know what?
Speaker 1: You know, what's a good mix of like fun bea
Speaker 1: treaty murder mystery, and like semi serious book is like
Speaker 1: Agatha Christie stuff. I was gonna, I'm meaning a lot
Speaker 1: of parow. It's the He's the detective that the Christie. Right,
Speaker 1: He's great. I just finished. Have you ever heard of
Speaker 1: ton of Friend? She's like a murder mystery writer. She's
Speaker 1: Irish and I am very into the library right now.
Speaker 1: Her name is Tonna French. Oh my god, what a
Speaker 1: glamor pusas yeah, and I just finished it because it
Speaker 1: was due today, so I was like on the subway,
Speaker 1: really pushing through. Oh it was very good. It's great
Speaker 1: a French French. We have to explain it. Make it
Speaker 1: that name up? That made that up. I'm like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I made you up. That's amazing the library culture. But
Speaker 1: that's a forgotten piece of culture. Yeah, well, here's the
Speaker 1: I was afraid of libraries in New York for a
Speaker 1: long time because of the bugs and because Ghoster that true. True, girl,
Speaker 1: that's true. Oh that's the title of this episode. I
Speaker 1: think that true because or is it a ton of French?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's either. One would be great. But
Speaker 1: when beebugs were like really taking over New York, people
Speaker 1: were like, you can get them through library books, that
Speaker 1: a little beebug will be in the book, and then
Speaker 1: you'd be like squeish and then put it away and
Speaker 1: then you'll take it home. You've had bugs. Never I
Speaker 1: will leave New York City gone, it's done. I've already
Speaker 1: faded that mental choice that if it happened, I will
Speaker 1: burn everything and leave in a fire glory. I can't
Speaker 1: do no way, I don't want it. I had to
Speaker 1: be about my first year New York freshman year was
Speaker 1: I was sitting in the dorm. Not that I never
Speaker 1: never lived in a dorm, never lived at a door.
Speaker 1: I lived my sisters off the grid. Baby. Um you
Speaker 1: know how they refer to the grid as dorms. So
Speaker 1: I yeah, I just was getting a bunch of bites.
Speaker 1: And then I would never be able to fall asleep.
Speaker 1: And then I would just just I would go to
Speaker 1: lecture at nine in the morning for like e con
Speaker 1: and I would just this is this is this is
Speaker 1: that I don't think so honey, this this is this
Speaker 1: was a screwball. This is at Screwball Giant Giant Lecture
Speaker 1: Lecture Hall, also a fun place to play games. Also
Speaker 1: also also a screwball and also literally Alicia Keys did
Speaker 1: a concert there also literally it's a huge venue. People
Speaker 1: do it, people do it, um do it. So And
Speaker 1: then yeah, I would just I can point to this
Speaker 1: seat where I just like looked up bed bugs on
Speaker 1: my laptop anyway, and you knew you had it. I
Speaker 1: thought I had it and then ended up we didn't
Speaker 1: have it. Was fine. Yeah, that's the thing. Anytime you
Speaker 1: get a bite in New York and it's the immediate question.
Speaker 1: And sometimes just like a little mosquito or some little
Speaker 1: spider really doesn't realize the anxiety that they cause. No,
Speaker 1: not at all. Also, you guys, if you're looking for
Speaker 1: apartments and you can find this great apartment and the
Speaker 1: rent is real low, probably it's had be Bugs, you
Speaker 1: have to do your be Bug check. I just love
Speaker 1: that opera. I've never heard be Bugs before. I love
Speaker 1: that And it took me a second. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: she's talking about but we dare not say its name. Honestly,
Speaker 1: have too many words that are created by me that
Speaker 1: I assume everyone understands. That's culture. That's that's that's culture creation. Yes,
Speaker 1: like I always pre established role. We've said in the
Speaker 1: show Will seven, you can invent what can invent words?
Speaker 1: And I always say, you know, if I ever see
Speaker 1: someone on the street and I call them something goofy,
Speaker 1: like a flaffa or like or like June, that means
Speaker 1: I love them. We ran into Derek Hats the other
Speaker 1: day on the street and I say, oh, June, and
Speaker 1: then and then I said to her, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know that means I love you. That I made
Speaker 1: up a name. That's when you know, Sudie Green is
Speaker 1: many things. Rita. Well you say rita and I say,
Speaker 1: you know, buna fa lafa to and I'm I'm anything.
Speaker 1: I'm many things. Henry is um many things, Henry. What's
Speaker 1: the main one. Yeah, let's come up with I have
Speaker 1: a good one for here we go. Honestly, a tattoo
Speaker 1: and now I know she's got it across your back.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a huge cursive across the back. And
Speaker 1: make sure it's many colors. And they can't just be blacks,
Speaker 1: to be very colorful, lawful across my back, and also
Speaker 1: just like a little affel uneath, to be silly lawful,
Speaker 1: not to be confused with fault dare because falafel famously
Speaker 1: a real word, and not something that I want to
Speaker 1: look like. It looks like a little lumpy orange thing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh okay, So right off the air
Speaker 1: Abara came in and then we talked, we got to
Speaker 1: leave of their own. It's because you you have a
Speaker 1: new hat. Right now, bone's wearing a nice little new hat. Famously,
Speaker 1: I've said publicly hats are insane, but I and my
Speaker 1: head has always been too big for hats. But well,
Speaker 1: I found this good one. It has a really small
Speaker 1: little bill. It's really cute. It's very emotional for me
Speaker 1: that you just said that. Well, I'm sorry, but now
Speaker 1: coming because I don't know how you feel. But when
Speaker 1: I was in high school, I tried to wear hats
Speaker 1: and all my friends said I look stupid in those
Speaker 1: are your friends? Are right? We weren't allowed to wear
Speaker 1: hats in school socially okay, but I was. I was
Speaker 1: wondering if your school was, like you can, one of
Speaker 1: those lax schools, why was that? You know what? You
Speaker 1: know what the reasoning that I that we got was
Speaker 1: was because you could apparently hide a gun under your hat.
Speaker 1: Isn't that the most insane thing? First of all, No, no,
Speaker 1: you can, you cannot. How is it comfortable with that?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about? Um, meanwhile, in
Speaker 1: my enormous backpack? Yeah, what the hell? Back? What about
Speaker 1: the backpack? Then? I can't believe that was ever the case? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean apparently it was. What did they tell you?
Speaker 1: I honestly don't remember. I just feel like there were
Speaker 1: so many rules based Yeah, I like, like, so you
Speaker 1: couldn't carry weapons? Like it was like, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: it was folded into that. There were other I mean,
Speaker 1: trench coats were obviously um other things that I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: now thinking back, I'm like, oh, yeah, we weren't allowed.
Speaker 1: Our thing was. It was definitely a respect thing. But
Speaker 1: my but my superintendent was very conservative. Like I've said
Speaker 1: before on the pod, like our our, our musicals that
Speaker 1: we were doing, we could never do anything that like
Speaker 1: suggested anything sexual, like we were not allowed to do Greece.
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to do any of that. But we
Speaker 1: did do with the King and I and all high
Speaker 1: school and also the Whiz, so like you could tell
Speaker 1: what was the priority there, right, but ours was definitely
Speaker 1: the heads must be bare because it's a respect to fact.
Speaker 1: Now wait, I don't know if this is this might
Speaker 1: have anything to do with the rule, but where was
Speaker 1: school Virginia, Virginia. I mean, yeah, it's gun country. I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's all I just refused to believe that
Speaker 1: it's a gun thing. I'm not sure, I honestly, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I can't remember what it was about hats,
Speaker 1: but I just remember like, oh, yeah, you were we
Speaker 1: couldn't wear hats? What about gum? Uh, I would never
Speaker 1: I hate gum. Wow shocking, Oh my goodness. Well that's
Speaker 1: well no, I mean I'm not saying I don't like
Speaker 1: the taste of it, but it's um. It literally is
Speaker 1: like an an anxiety thing. I think it's called like mesophonia.
Speaker 1: It's like people were super sensitive to sounds. So if
Speaker 1: someone chomps their gum or cracks it, I like will
Speaker 1: lose my mind. I can't focus on anything else. Uh
Speaker 1: So I don't chew it because I mean I will
Speaker 1: every once in a while, but it does bother me
Speaker 1: so much. It feels so you weren't privy to the
Speaker 1: rules on it because it wasn't part of your culture.
Speaker 1: It wasn't part of my culture. You guys didn't have
Speaker 1: gum in school. We were not to chew. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you're right, though I think it wasn't allowed
Speaker 1: school too. We were not. Our fourth grade class during
Speaker 1: standardide testing season lobbied to have gum free gum during
Speaker 1: the testing because we pulled up studies as fourth grader
Speaker 1: that it made you think better. We were like, look,
Speaker 1: Mrs r Kobe, we we can think better on gum, right,
Speaker 1: And like, who knows if there was someone in the
Speaker 1: class with mesopheonia mesop who knows guys have in that
Speaker 1: commercial class and also what a humiliating at that age
Speaker 1: thing to say, like, guys, I'm sorry, even though we've
Speaker 1: proved a thing better, but I can't even though I'm
Speaker 1: under the age of ten, and that person, I can't
Speaker 1: do it. I literally googled. I found out about this, like, uh,
Speaker 1: maybe a month ago because I was googling it because
Speaker 1: I was like, why does this bother me so much?
Speaker 1: And then I entered like a world where everyone was like,
Speaker 1: this exist. It makes me feel better knowing I haven't,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I haven't. Just I'm like a
Speaker 1: like a wound type person who's just like, you can't
Speaker 1: do it. You know. I've heard of people with the
Speaker 1: fear of gum because they believe that they'll choke on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I like. It's like a thing. It's like
Speaker 1: an irrational thing, Like I can't put the gum in
Speaker 1: my mouth because at some point I will absent mindedly
Speaker 1: be shooting it and I will choke on it. Right,
Speaker 1: they shouldn't eat let me tell you, Swallowing gum not
Speaker 1: a day in the park, not panicky, panicky, get a
Speaker 1: little bit panicky whenever I want. When it happens, just
Speaker 1: like just like oh my god, just like when it's
Speaker 1: in your throat, it's like, oh God. And then they
Speaker 1: also say that rumor that gum stays in your stomach
Speaker 1: for seven years. Yes, yes, um back. So maybe they're right,
Speaker 1: maybe they're right, maybe the school's right about that. But
Speaker 1: we got on this topic because Bowen has a new hat.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying. I'm entering this new phase in my
Speaker 1: life where I'm going to give hats a try. You
Speaker 1: love Cuba, come around. Thank you. That means a lot
Speaker 1: because I, like Matt, was told as a child, no,
Speaker 1: you look you looks not even hats like your you
Speaker 1: look dumb in hats because my power thing. I think
Speaker 1: it's power to tell someone you can't do it. I
Speaker 1: think you look bad in this, and it's it's like
Speaker 1: a very high school thing. I think it's like you
Speaker 1: look stupid, or you look bad, or you can't do
Speaker 1: this is like a power thing, absolutely at that critical age. Um.
Speaker 1: And so anyway, I was wearing his hat and then
Speaker 1: someone was it ab you that said I looked like no.
Speaker 1: That was a sweet mate. Matt, I said, I looked
Speaker 1: at him in this hat, and it is a cap
Speaker 1: with a short brim, and I said, you look like
Speaker 1: the umpire. I said this with love, because I don't
Speaker 1: want to remember I'm the sweet one, right, So I
Speaker 1: said this with love. I said, you look like the
Speaker 1: umpire in a League of their Own that Tom Hank says,
Speaker 1: it looks like a little penis with a hat on,
Speaker 1: but in the cutest way and the cutest way. And
Speaker 1: I think that it's so dainty on you, and so
Speaker 1: thank you. And then I famously said I have never
Speaker 1: seen League of their Own, so which are replied, oh
Speaker 1: I god, and I concurred. But you've seen it so
Speaker 1: many times, seen it so many times. And I did
Speaker 1: say it is maybe my favorite movie of all time culture.
Speaker 1: I've seen it so many times. It's so good. I
Speaker 1: can't believe you haven't seen it. But honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: don't feel bad because I also, along with books, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of classic movies that I haven't seen that
Speaker 1: people really get on me about. And I'm like, look,
Speaker 1: name the biggest one. What's the Oh my god, I've
Speaker 1: never seen it either. I've never seen it either, And
Speaker 1: people kill me. Yes, Oh my god, Brandon kills me
Speaker 1: for it. Henry is moving out because of it. It's
Speaker 1: one of the most beautiful movies of all time. I
Speaker 1: got a backlog of a lot of things I got
Speaker 1: to see. Yeah, I know, also The Godfather for me,
Speaker 1: I have seen it, but maybe not start to finish.
Speaker 1: I've probably pieced it together. Have you seen West Side Story? Yes?
Speaker 1: Haven't so beautiful? Oh but then then I hear about
Speaker 1: the horrible things that happened in it, Right, I want
Speaker 1: to see that. I don't want to see what happens
Speaker 1: to Anita over. I love that your your thing that
Speaker 1: you could not handle seeing is the thing? Well you
Speaker 1: really she's under like mentioned in terms of the tragedy
Speaker 1: of West Side Story. It's like what about what about?
Speaker 1: It's like what about from Stranger Things. I really loved it,
Speaker 1: I really really did. Although I was terrough five Yeah, same,
Speaker 1: I can't watch it was too scared for ten seconds
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just was listening to you
Speaker 1: guys talking about and I was like, I do get that.
Speaker 1: And also the thing that I fully agreed with is
Speaker 1: you're breaking bad switch that I think. I also made
Speaker 1: it to four and then I was like, I'm depressed
Speaker 1: and upset and I can't finish. And it got so
Speaker 1: much worse from that point from what I hear, like,
Speaker 1: I watched through season four, no, the first episode of
Speaker 1: season before I breaking back, and then I had to stop.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I respect this, but
Speaker 1: I can't be a part of it anymore. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lot of shows where yeah,
Speaker 1: you're supposed to power through, but I'm trying to really
Speaker 1: empower myself to say, I'm my my actual mood is
Speaker 1: getting bad watching this stuff. I have to stop. And
Speaker 1: does it get to the point with you two where
Speaker 1: like sometimes you'll be watching like a normal show where
Speaker 1: like violent things don't happen, but you assume that there
Speaker 1: will be something. Mad Men, I would be watching it
Speaker 1: behind a pillow, and I was scared. I was scared.
Speaker 1: The last season of mad Men, I watched from behind
Speaker 1: the sheet, terrified. So I like, I said, there was
Speaker 1: gonna be something. So this is just like people who
Speaker 1: are scared of swellowing gum. You're you're afraid of something
Speaker 1: that has very low likelihood of happening, You know what,
Speaker 1: You're right right, Like it's what do you think that
Speaker 1: means about me? I don't know. I think I think
Speaker 1: this is no This say is more about humanity that
Speaker 1: it does just you. They all have these irrational fears
Speaker 1: of huge catastrophic things that probably hopefully won't happen, but
Speaker 1: they do. You know what, I what what my most
Speaker 1: irrational like whatever, my biggest fear ever. And that's why
Speaker 1: this has been such a shitty time to be on
Speaker 1: Facebook lately. I very much fear like nuclear war. So
Speaker 1: everyone coming out with their jokes about like we're getting nuke,
Speaker 1: I think it's not only is it not funny, I
Speaker 1: think it's hacky. I think that you're all hacks. Sorry,
Speaker 1: and also you need to have some respect because there's
Speaker 1: people out there that are truly scared of that, and
Speaker 1: it's scary. You're talking about everyone, but that's applying that
Speaker 1: the people who are making the jokes aren't scared. Well,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Deal with your fear however you want. Actually, no, wait,
Speaker 1: don't don't type us Facebook status about it. I don't
Speaker 1: like it. I find it disrespectful. Currently no, Facebook took
Speaker 1: Twitter off my phone as well. I'll, i'll, I came
Speaker 1: back in for a moment and then I come back out.
Speaker 1: I can't be on it. It's too much. This is
Speaker 1: but this is happening now because I a lot of
Speaker 1: people are just sort of there's a mass exodus, and
Speaker 1: I'm I think after this weekend, I'm done. I think
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. I mean, it does. I'm happier. Good God,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy that Henry is off too, and he
Speaker 1: says he's so much happier it is, and all you know,
Speaker 1: I just when everything happened, I took it all of
Speaker 1: my phone and then I just watched incessant episodes of
Speaker 1: Great British Bake Off. And that is how I survived
Speaker 1: results of the election. Look, can I just say I
Speaker 1: just want to point out real quickly, I looked up
Speaker 1: to Ober a lot, especially during the primary season, because
Speaker 1: she would publicly wear her Hillary fucking Clinton shirt everywhere,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like yes, and then like I like
Speaker 1: when when when all, like you know, when like the
Speaker 1: whole like it's cool to love Bernie, which it was,
Speaker 1: which is an and it's great and I love Bernie,
Speaker 1: but I was I was, I was a Hillary guy,
Speaker 1: and I was like, people would just shoot on you
Speaker 1: for for liking Hillary and I'd be like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: We're out here wearing our shirts and it was it
Speaker 1: was just it was a very nice thing to see.
Speaker 1: Are just wear that. I I love her, love her
Speaker 1: so much. I did. I was at her headquarters volunteering
Speaker 1: throughout and it was just the best. And I was
Speaker 1: there on election Day and I was just like we
Speaker 1: were all just like yeah, and then were your rabts
Speaker 1: or were you at the office. I was at the
Speaker 1: office office. But I think I think she's incredible and
Speaker 1: I still do and I just I just want to
Speaker 1: talk to her. Amazing I have I have to say
Speaker 1: absolutely no regrets. Everyone's like, well, I agree with them.
Speaker 1: There is a lot to learn from the election going forward,
Speaker 1: but like, no regrets. Um. There was a great piece
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was in the Washington Post
Speaker 1: or something else where. It was like Hillary Clinton plans
Speaker 1: for next move and it's very interesting they wrote this
Speaker 1: after the inauguration. They were like, she's gonna like she
Speaker 1: like I think I think her and Obama and the
Speaker 1: Obamas are really gonna like make a place for Ann
Speaker 1: Bernie like everybody like I mean, which there's an argument
Speaker 1: to me to be made about whether they're not these
Speaker 1: are the Democratic leaders we want, since they've you know,
Speaker 1: on a certain level, failed us in an election. But
Speaker 1: I think collectively they're going to create a place in
Speaker 1: a space for everyone to sort of like anchor their
Speaker 1: their their aneologies. And so that's very exciting and I
Speaker 1: can't wait to see what's next for Hillary. Me too,
Speaker 1: And I honestly, in a lot of ways, I just
Speaker 1: don't feel like we deserve her because everything she does,
Speaker 1: everyone's like even at the inauguration, everything was like Hillary
Speaker 1: Clinton so stock, and I'm like, what more do you
Speaker 1: want from this woman? She is here. I would have
Speaker 1: flipped him off and run off, but she was elegant
Speaker 1: and poised and and even then people, you know, we're
Speaker 1: trying to find something, and I was just like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I want to just you to have an island,
Speaker 1: and you want you to grow your hair long, and
Speaker 1: I want you to just like live your life because
Speaker 1: I'm like, you, you've done so much and just a
Speaker 1: girl woman, And not that it really matters, but she
Speaker 1: looked incredible. I just I was like, the second she
Speaker 1: stepped out and the cameras were right in her face,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, what that is? Literally, that says everything.
Speaker 1: It's like you still had to know what her reactions like,
Speaker 1: you're still so interested, You're so interested. I was just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I still get salty about it because,
Speaker 1: excuse me, it was like she was poisoned in a
Speaker 1: way that he is not. He's not capable, not an
Speaker 1: amount for a moment of his life. It just upsets
Speaker 1: me a lot. But you know what, you know what's
Speaker 1: actually been really um nice for me. What I've been
Speaker 1: doing is just thinking about all the amazing new leaders
Speaker 1: that I've just been elected to, like Tammy Duckworth, who
Speaker 1: was an amazing story and people aren't talking about it enough.
Speaker 1: That is an amazing story, like and it got totally
Speaker 1: swept under the rug with all the other bullshit that
Speaker 1: was happening, but like we elected the first disabled woman
Speaker 1: to send it like that was that's amazing, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: And Kamala, I think, is a force, a force. My
Speaker 1: girl Kirston's coming through right now. She's she's looking like
Speaker 1: a woman who's running for prize. Do you think, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the it's the whole voting now on
Speaker 1: all the appointments and like she's you know, she's that's
Speaker 1: very interesting that you got to highlight these good things. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Even and that's when the march was happening. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, at first, I was so annoyed that like
Speaker 1: at the time still had Trump at the top of
Speaker 1: their of their web page and I was like, nope.
Speaker 1: And then eventually it got pushed to the front. But
Speaker 1: its like we can't let the garbage dominate, Like there's
Speaker 1: good stuff happening. Speaking of the garbage, yes, one of
Speaker 1: Bowen and his favorite thing is to watch Omar Rossa
Speaker 1: on talk shows and Omar Rosa, I think it was
Speaker 1: yesterday or today was on the View. I've never heard
Speaker 1: anything I love more than the words Omar Rossa on
Speaker 1: the View because the View is how I get my news, Matt,
Speaker 1: not even it has been can't keep this up. I
Speaker 1: get my news from the View. And watching Omar Rosa
Speaker 1: on the View today, I gotta say I'm excited to
Speaker 1: hear more from it. She'll probably be our secretary of
Speaker 1: something something. The way that she was talking to them,
Speaker 1: she's insane, Like sunny hosting the one the one host
Speaker 1: on the View was like asking a question. Of course,
Speaker 1: it was like a compound question, and is like, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, how about I answer your first question
Speaker 1: and then we can talk about the other parts of
Speaker 1: your question, because what you just asked this really a
Speaker 1: lot um. So your first question in your in your
Speaker 1: series of confusing questions, I'll do that. And it took her.
Speaker 1: It takes her so long to tell you how stupid
Speaker 1: the way that you've asked the question is. And then
Speaker 1: she answered the question, and it all just comes back to, like,
Speaker 1: don't you ever the way that you've spoken to me,
Speaker 1: I know what's happened, You don't, and it's just so overpowering, toxic.
Speaker 1: It's so toxic. But it's funny. But that's what we
Speaker 1: said about Trump, right. But here's the thing I had.
Speaker 1: I don't watch the view, but I was, and I
Speaker 1: believe it was yesterday. I was in the gym plug
Speaker 1: and yes that I was in the gym I and
Speaker 1: I purposely, like I go in a random time when
Speaker 1: no one's there, like at like eleven, hello nowhere, and
Speaker 1: I go and change the TVs because they'll be on
Speaker 1: CNN and I can't see his stupid face. And the
Speaker 1: view was on, and first of all, it was an
Speaker 1: Aladdin Broadway dedicated Whoopy got it? She got a costume
Speaker 1: made to be the Genie, and so the best part
Speaker 1: is obviously I can't hear the sound and there were
Speaker 1: no captions, so I was just imagine what's happened. And
Speaker 1: first of all, this was the entire episode because the
Speaker 1: Genie was a guest host. And then you see her
Speaker 1: like going down the hallway and like getting ready to
Speaker 1: come up through the tube, and I guess she just
Speaker 1: like pops out of the tube. But it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: as the Genie, which you know me, and she's going
Speaker 1: to walk out there and be like whooping, and that's
Speaker 1: everyone's going to freak out. Yes, But then it was
Speaker 1: just like I didn't know what was happening. But eventually
Speaker 1: the other Genie who was there, the real ten you
Speaker 1: sand I don't know how I feel that bad. We're
Speaker 1: still singing songs. And then I guess she just like
Speaker 1: left and that was it, Like she just came in
Speaker 1: to be like two genies. I have to say she
Speaker 1: wasn't on this episode with Omarossa, which made me feel
Speaker 1: so But let me tell you that means that Joy
Speaker 1: was the moderator for the episode and you know that
Speaker 1: there's ship between Joy and Omar Rossa because Omarrossa goes.
Speaker 1: You know, Joy, you're being um, You're obviously very angry,
Speaker 1: and I can unders I can understand that because I
Speaker 1: can understand how terrible you must feel that Trump is
Speaker 1: in office. He is, and let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: You have hit him and hit him and hit him,
Speaker 1: and there he is in office. And Enjoy's like, yeah, actually,
Speaker 1: it does. It kills me. It literally kills me. It does.
Speaker 1: And that's what you have to do. Then google search
Speaker 1: Joy Bighar. Do you know she's seven before she looks amazing?
Speaker 1: She's seventy four. I would have guessed in her fifties.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? You know who's about
Speaker 1: to hit seventy Elizabeth Warren? Oh wow, I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's a surprising maybe not, but yeah, can I
Speaker 1: also this is I mean, we're talking about very important people.
Speaker 1: This person is also important to me. Okay, guess how
Speaker 1: old Kiana Reeves is. No, he looks amazing, looks amazing.
Speaker 1: I like it. That's hot. That's hot. Kanaris was my crash,
Speaker 1: had a collage and he is still like top five
Speaker 1: And I love John Wick. I think it is such
Speaker 1: a good movie, and I will be I will February ten.
Speaker 1: I will be there for Kana. Like you see all
Speaker 1: the movies, Um, I haven't seen I've seen it. Like
Speaker 1: his action movie I mean, oh no, he wasn't in
Speaker 1: speed To that was like a water situation. Is an
Speaker 1: incredible movie. Um. But he's also I mean I could
Speaker 1: go I like literally have researched him. He's an incredible person.
Speaker 1: He's also had a great person He's had like a
Speaker 1: very tough time in life and in love, and he's
Speaker 1: very generous and he's just a great ship. So easily
Speaker 1: be a dirtbag, but he's not. Yeah, who's a dirtbag?
Speaker 1: That's Orlando Bloom. You know do you think he's a
Speaker 1: dirt bag? Based on his wee based peep being out
Speaker 1: like almost ones back when they were like water surfing.
Speaker 1: I've talked about this on the pod water Surfing. I
Speaker 1: was in line behind him at the fourteenth Street McDonald's
Speaker 1: four am and washes. He was being a drunk. I've
Speaker 1: told this before, I'll tell it again. This is a
Speaker 1: good culture. Matt and I were at this this you
Speaker 1: know Hammercats after party and was called back called back,
Speaker 1: got very very child after parties in college when you're
Speaker 1: in sketch when so I leave and then I go
Speaker 1: to the McDonald's on fourteenth and six. I want to say,
Speaker 1: it's like three in the morning, and then there's um
Speaker 1: there's a homeless person sort of like leaning against the counter, um,
Speaker 1: not even doing just kind of hanging out. That's the one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the bad one, just leaning there, just just not like
Speaker 1: not doing anything. And then Orlando and then I and
Speaker 1: then I just I go up to the counter and
Speaker 1: there's this man behind me, and then and then Orland
Speaker 1: and then this man is like shouting at the people. Uh,
Speaker 1: no one's at the register, but he's shouting at the
Speaker 1: people behind like you know, the racks and stuff. And
Speaker 1: he's like, help this guy out, help this guy out.
Speaker 1: And then he turns around and I see it's sucking.
Speaker 1: Orlando bloom and he goes, why won't these people like
Speaker 1: feed this man of burger? And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, it's terrible, like I I don't
Speaker 1: remember what I said. But then the next week he
Speaker 1: had his second child, like where was he like, like
Speaker 1: where was he to like support his his his The
Speaker 1: mother of his children. Definitely crazy. Yeah, also that whole scenario.
Speaker 1: I envisioned you in a full cost, like a sketch cost,
Speaker 1: just like Wizard. But I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know or Land, I just did. I just
Speaker 1: went to a sketch, my friend's sketch on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was no one at the register.
Speaker 1: I don't know because it was a McDonald's at four am,
Speaker 1: like just lead the register. Why did you hear Orlando's
Speaker 1: for sure a d bag? Well? I was thinking more
Speaker 1: along the lines of like Russell Crow, who's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: which you can't have ros documented document. Colin Farrell, Oh
Speaker 1: he's maybe he's a good guy. I'll tell you something
Speaker 1: that's a good sex tape. Have you seen the Colin
Speaker 1: Farrell sex tape? Who does he have sex with? Uh?
Speaker 1: This playboy playmate name named Nicole Narraine? I think I
Speaker 1: think this is one of the few sex tapes. Why
Speaker 1: is it good? Because it's Colin Farrell. Also, you're plugging
Speaker 1: of Google Search. Also not just Google, but you specify
Speaker 1: you can Google search. It's Google search dot com, Google
Speaker 1: search dot com forward slash Colin Farrell sex tape and
Speaker 1: then you type in Colin Farrell sex tape, you hit
Speaker 1: search and then the first link. Canuine terrified about. I mean,
Speaker 1: this could launch into a very private discussion about being
Speaker 1: tracked for things you search and like accidentally getting a virus.
Speaker 1: That's like you have inappropriate porn on your computer. It's like,
Speaker 1: no way, wasn't. I was just searching for Colin Farrell
Speaker 1: and it's like, hold on. I came back the other
Speaker 1: day and there was a name of a really bizarre
Speaker 1: celebrity shirtless and I was like, Henry, what the heck?
Speaker 1: And I have to I have to think of who
Speaker 1: it was. What was the celebrity? And I don't remember it,
Speaker 1: but it was like a celebrity that you oh, oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's gonna be so mad. What I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say it, Yes, such a crush on Thomas Middle Ditch
Speaker 1: my gosh, Oh my god, he's going to be so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: But Thomas is a cute. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, if you want to, then I showed him
Speaker 1: his his YouTube above average series the morning after. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, here you go, baby, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's a good guest. Oh that was nice. Also, it
Speaker 1: was very cute. You're getting like so happy and like
Speaker 1: worried about saying it was like the concern because now
Speaker 1: I feel like you might be mad. I'm going to
Speaker 1: check in with him later to see if that can
Speaker 1: be on the pot. I'm sure he's fine. Yea. I
Speaker 1: have so many Seleb crushes. What's your top five? U? No,
Speaker 1: it was a fun Kia Kiana Kana party of two.
Speaker 1: Martin Freeman dominated, who yeah, the g I get it,
Speaker 1: I get it. Where the grid is, I mean the
Speaker 1: town in the town, the town, town in the I
Speaker 1: mean world, the World's end. What's it called? No, World's end,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a bar in Chelsea where the world ends.
Speaker 1: Martin Martin Ry Dana Radcliffe is very similar less time
Speaker 1: like yeah, nerds, totally absolutely. Um. I will also say
Speaker 1: Killian Murphy gets in there different, which I recently had
Speaker 1: a conversation with someone about and they were very like,
Speaker 1: he has bone structures too much, and I was like,
Speaker 1: or it's perfect and um onere uh And then I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: Elijah would oh wow yas he's been beautiful, big old lies,
Speaker 1: big old eyes. You're a lord of the rings queen,
Speaker 1: big time which fantasy queen with Queen Dent like my college.
Speaker 1: In college, I was an r A and basically were you.
Speaker 1: I loved it? Did you up? But I loved it
Speaker 1: for the year and a half that I was. I
Speaker 1: wasn't through all of college after my freshman if the
Speaker 1: dorms my entire time in college and where was University Virginia?
Speaker 1: But you were on the grid. I was on I
Speaker 1: was totally on the grid. But basically I would like
Speaker 1: go around to my gals on the hall and and
Speaker 1: anyone and I just would be like, guys, get the
Speaker 1: extended DVDs of Lord of the Rings and I would
Speaker 1: I would anybody who wanted to come over to my room.
Speaker 1: I'd be watching those Lord of the Rings. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was like your programming. Yeah, do in activity. I
Speaker 1: was like, yes, this I always I always hosted the
Speaker 1: oscars in the basement. Oh well that's fine. And I
Speaker 1: was like, everyone, fill out your balance. Who thinks what
Speaker 1: Davis is winning? Like it's never happening until this year.
Speaker 1: This year Oscars Queen, Um, here's the thing. I so
Speaker 1: right now you're your fingers. I love how direct it
Speaker 1: is and it's making me nervous, but also I'm not
Speaker 1: a big award show person. I do like to know
Speaker 1: the results, but the award shows, for me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: just hurry, yeah, I want to know, so I don't
Speaker 1: get it. I get into the outfits, so I look
Speaker 1: at it online and then I like to just like
Speaker 1: refresh on a web page until it says like winner,
Speaker 1: and have you always been like this or is this reason? Um,
Speaker 1: I've kind of always been that. Okay, so this is interesting.
Speaker 1: I am like the transitory person between two because I
Speaker 1: used to love awards shows and now I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I want to I want to read like
Speaker 1: the live things as it comes on an IMDb, and
Speaker 1: I just want to look at the outfits. And that's
Speaker 1: all to me. There's nothing funnier than celebrities taking themselves
Speaker 1: that seriously. So for me, the funniest thing that could
Speaker 1: ever happen in the world is Gwyneth Paltrow walking out
Speaker 1: in ature gown to the theme from Shakespeare and Love
Speaker 1: and planting and saying five adjectives and then announcing categories
Speaker 1: like boldin white clean. These are five words that described
Speaker 1: me best, key griping, funny, Chris Martin, Chris Martin, so
Speaker 1: this is it? Okay? So I think Obera likes these
Speaker 1: gone wiry cheek bones, but probably smart and talented British folks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's British mine roll human pieces of meat. It's
Speaker 1: like justin Timberlake. I love him, love him, getting get
Speaker 1: like weak thinking about him. And I should also say
Speaker 1: Academy Award nominee. Okay, um Chris Pine, Oh yeah he
Speaker 1: is very very hunky. Any any captain Kirk is gonna
Speaker 1: is gonna get me, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: you want a captain of the ship probably back in
Speaker 1: the day shot he honestly, yeah, Colla And then I
Speaker 1: love um, I love uh wait, there's hold on look.
Speaker 1: Oh you know who I've been really into lately. Andrew Garfield. Yes,
Speaker 1: but see yes, and that's Henry's number one too. Did
Speaker 1: you see? Um? I just like saw the clip of
Speaker 1: him and Colbert kiss Oh yeah, really affected. It did
Speaker 1: something to me me too. I was like, because the
Speaker 1: second one, like they kissed and then they went in
Speaker 1: for a second one, and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: maybe the most beauty of the thing I've never seen.
Speaker 1: It was so good. You know who else I love
Speaker 1: Tanning Tatum them love them. Yeah, you like a hunk,
Speaker 1: like a beefy hunk. I mean, you know what it
Speaker 1: is like, I grew up on Long Island. So like
Speaker 1: what I've said a thousand times on this podcast, everyone's like,
Speaker 1: we know, but like, I'm never gonna not be attracted
Speaker 1: to like the guy that comes in the room and
Speaker 1: he's like I'm here, and it's like probably to Tan
Speaker 1: and has muscles, and it's like as a has that
Speaker 1: tattoo around his bicep, always part of me is going
Speaker 1: to be like sure, But I do understand that because
Speaker 1: there is a butcher near my apartment that I go
Speaker 1: to and any time you walk and he's like, he says,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get you, sweetie, and I'm like, it's like
Speaker 1: and he's like anything else for you, sweetie, And I'm
Speaker 1: like he really like any hawk geye that works at
Speaker 1: a pizza store. I go to the pizza store on
Speaker 1: Google Search and see where the closest piece of stories,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Those guys in my little
Speaker 1: dirty apron store down the block. I love a pizza store.
Speaker 1: Gotta love gotta love your Okay, I don't have a
Speaker 1: top five. I think I have like the top three.
Speaker 1: Oh even okay, so um uh oh god, what's that guy,
Speaker 1: Billy crud Up, really Billy Crudup in any movie? Like
Speaker 1: even women? I was like, oh, yeah, he looks gross
Speaker 1: in this, but I would still still bang, um there
Speaker 1: you go. Stephen Colbert. Yeah, I mean come on, man,
Speaker 1: it's just any magic man, anyone with good jawline, you know,
Speaker 1: and then like you're give me, you know, give me
Speaker 1: any dress, Elba, just give me a square jaw. That's all.
Speaker 1: You know? Who's hot? That Herschela Ali Yes, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm a Denton. Yes, I mean I'm just watching Moonlight.
Speaker 1: I was like, who's hottie man? Yes, daddy, he's he's
Speaker 1: he's bad, He's daddy. He he might be the new daddy.
Speaker 1: He was. He was the daddy in Moonlight. He was
Speaker 1: the daddy Dad. And I have to see that movie.
Speaker 1: Still you haven't seen, you must because you know who
Speaker 1: I love is Naomi Harris. She's so good at I mean,
Speaker 1: what a glamazon too? She is bard Yeah, yes, you've seen.
Speaker 1: That's not the Harry Bonds's moneypenny. She's the new money penny.
Speaker 1: Am I not talking to two bond queens. I'm not
Speaker 1: a Bond queen. Money is a big figure. I know
Speaker 1: who's Oh well, and that's a oh actually, I've completely
Speaker 1: missed my top guy. No, you probably don't even know him,
Speaker 1: but you wait, the geeky geek that's now the new queue. No. No,
Speaker 1: his name is Tobias Menzies. I know, I know the
Speaker 1: last name. That's the name. I would almost how the French.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. He like, he is this amazing actor.
Speaker 1: He's in um, he's in one of the Bond movies.
Speaker 1: If you I only saw the first season of Outlander,
Speaker 1: and he's like, he plays two parts. He's the bad
Speaker 1: guy and he's the husband. He's in the Night Manager.
Speaker 1: He's in a Game of Thrones. He like does everything
Speaker 1: look Admir Tulley in Game of Thrones. He is I
Speaker 1: he blows my mind. Look him because I want to know.
Speaker 1: Use Google search, don't use Google search dot com. Slap
Speaker 1: forward of the opportune bo uh. He's looking at this.
Speaker 1: Look at that John, that's huge. What do you think
Speaker 1: about the look at his little look at his arms?
Speaker 1: You like Thomas Hutleston. I don't, I know, I know
Speaker 1: but I watched The Night Manager and he was so
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I'm sure he's a lovely person. I
Speaker 1: don't want to judge his work because God only knows.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be judged ever. But he was
Speaker 1: so stready and it was like it was in The
Speaker 1: Night Manager. It was like, yeah, he's always like I'm
Speaker 1: using sex appeal, I've got chop features. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: really do feel bad because if we're in a movie together,
Speaker 1: I don't wanted to be like I heard you on
Speaker 1: those coats guaranteed he listens. Yeah. Wait, do you like
Speaker 1: Bennett c cumber Badge? Yes, that's yeah, but you're just
Speaker 1: like not no, because what I am very attractive. But
Speaker 1: here's the thing. When you watch Sherlock, which is one
Speaker 1: of my top favorite shows of all time, Martin Freeman
Speaker 1: is like a very close second to Tobias. Yeah. Wait,
Speaker 1: who's like the hot hot guy from Game of Thrones? Oh,
Speaker 1: the guy who plays John Snow Yeah but not really
Speaker 1: not a kid Harrington because he and I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know the guy who plays Um, the guy
Speaker 1: who the guy who plays male Anister. He's like a
Speaker 1: name like Nicola, Yes, yes, yes, Richard Madden who's also
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, who was one of the uh he
Speaker 1: was rob he has hands boy, Yes. And you know
Speaker 1: who I think is attractive is Lily Allen's brother Alfie Alpha.
Speaker 1: And there's a couple of scenes where he's getting it
Speaker 1: on and I'm like, Alpha Allen. I totally get that,
Speaker 1: which Lily Allen wrote a song called just Like about
Speaker 1: him being a stoner like Lily. I do like Lily
Speaker 1: Allen the first British stuff. I am convinced that's where
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be. Have you been to London? Yes?
Speaker 1: I love it there. If there was a way where
Speaker 1: like I could like be living my life, I convinced
Speaker 1: that's where I want to be. London I loved because listen,
Speaker 1: my last time I went to my only time I
Speaker 1: went to Europe. We were going from Paris to London,
Speaker 1: and I loved Paris so much, like was totally in
Speaker 1: love with it, did not want to leave, and we
Speaker 1: were like, okay, we're going to London now. I was
Speaker 1: dreading it, like, did not expect to like it at all,
Speaker 1: and then I got there and it was the best,
Speaker 1: so so beautiful. Have you seen a show on the
Speaker 1: west End. Yes, great question, Yes I have. I actually
Speaker 1: I was because I was there. I was there in March,
Speaker 1: and then I was there the year before and I
Speaker 1: went to Matilda by myself. Probably it was really great
Speaker 1: and I saw a funny girl. Oh Matilda was probably great.
Speaker 1: It was really great. And then of course it was
Speaker 1: just uh because I went by myself, I got a
Speaker 1: great seat because you're just a little like fills in
Speaker 1: and a little everyone's like, don't come near you, like
Speaker 1: when Kim and shows. Um, here's the thing. I I've
Speaker 1: seen not enough Broadway shows to feel like an expert
Speaker 1: on that matter. Uh. That show was just so interesting
Speaker 1: and fun and there were so many kids. It was great.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of another, probably show that I
Speaker 1: saw with a lot of kidanes School of Rock with
Speaker 1: our Michael Hartney. I want to see it's so badly Yeah,
Speaker 1: well he's not in it anymore. Oh god, oh god god.
Speaker 1: But there's lots of really talented kids and they are
Speaker 1: actually playing those instruments. It's really good. That's so great.
Speaker 1: It's a wonderful thing. And I have to there's a
Speaker 1: lot of good stuff coming to broad you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what commercial drives me wild. Hello Dolly, Hello
Speaker 1: Dolly Midler, Broadway, no Way, no More, No More needs
Speaker 1: to be sad. That's the commercial. It's just those words
Speaker 1: text and it's like, yeah, you're right, I'm gonna bite ticket.
Speaker 1: I see I don't have television. I just have Netflix.
Speaker 1: And so yeah, do you have your Netflix hooked up
Speaker 1: to your talent? Yes? I do, because you have the
Speaker 1: Apple box. I have an Apple box. It's a cold
Speaker 1: apple apple couple story. Can I just one quick thing
Speaker 1: and just too quickly bring it back to make yourself comfy.
Speaker 1: The titles. Just just look at the titles alone and
Speaker 1: you'll laugh. Can your name cup of soup? Bagelberger and
Speaker 1: we're given a read? Those are my watercolors. I did
Speaker 1: the little oh yeah for the cover art. That was
Speaker 1: like a huge part of the podcast was me really
Speaker 1: being like, I've got it. I'm gonna make the art
Speaker 1: more episodes. Have you thought about revisiting you know? It's
Speaker 1: I love doing it and I would it just it
Speaker 1: was it felt like we we did a whole like
Speaker 1: we did twenty two. It felt great. Um And Taylor
Speaker 1: Moore was the producer and he's just that's crazy. The
Speaker 1: best I mean, I would love to do it more,
Speaker 1: but I also like, well it did end. I think
Speaker 1: Bagel Burger was the last. Was the first Sad Squirties?
Speaker 1: What was the ones that? One of my favorite things
Speaker 1: ever was the episode with Neil Casey. We're at the
Speaker 1: end of the episode. He plays a little baby who
Speaker 1: loves who talks that is that Scoties and and yes,
Speaker 1: and then Albert plays his mother and he is in
Speaker 1: like a little like high wheelchair sort of thing, and
Speaker 1: he wants to go to the window and he wants
Speaker 1: always wants salami, always wants. Well, there's actually a funny
Speaker 1: story about case I don't know if you know this,
Speaker 1: but Bowen Yang came out the closet to Casey at
Speaker 1: Skidmore College Comedy Festival. So sophomore Yeah, this is another
Speaker 1: college college story that will never forget. This is so
Speaker 1: this was this is sophomore year. Matt had come out
Speaker 1: the year prior, over the summer going on the sophomore year,
Speaker 1: and it was like I was like the only person
Speaker 1: in the like comedy community and yu that was gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah and so and then at that point going into
Speaker 1: sophomore year, I was like, oh boy, I don't know
Speaker 1: how much longer I can have to keep up? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So then I kept it up until second semester though,
Speaker 1: after winter break, and then in February we all head
Speaker 1: up to Skidmore College and don't have you done? That?
Speaker 1: Have you done? But too Torto does it and then
Speaker 1: they headlined that year and that's why, and then just yeah,
Speaker 1: the week before that, I think the day before we left,
Speaker 1: I had come out to the people in the improv group,
Speaker 1: and then swiftly after the people in the sketch group,
Speaker 1: but then going together, it was spread. It had spread.
Speaker 1: And then we went up to skid More and I
Speaker 1: was just so happy and excited to be out of
Speaker 1: the closet again and so drunk and so drunk, and
Speaker 1: then so then after the show has happened, um, we
Speaker 1: went to this little cabin in the woods where we
Speaker 1: had this party and then I just got hammered, truly handred,
Speaker 1: and Neil was talking to some some nice person outside
Speaker 1: on the on the deck and then I just amble
Speaker 1: out and I go takes boat. Hey, Neil, ca see
Speaker 1: guess what, I'm a big Old's great, that's great. And
Speaker 1: Neil was very nice about it, but was terrified I'm sure,
Speaker 1: And so Neil was one of the first people I
Speaker 1: came out to. That's a beautiful memory. Oh and what
Speaker 1: a wonderful I mean, just the PE's just the best.
Speaker 1: I never met him, you never, you never will. That's
Speaker 1: a little story. We've gone through a lot of college
Speaker 1: origin stories and we never talked about a league of
Speaker 1: their own. Okay, let's just talk quickly about a league
Speaker 1: of our own before we get into I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: what's the best scene of a League of our own?
Speaker 1: Milky White Breast? Okay, which I need to explain. No,
Speaker 1: I mean that's it's it's not the honestly, I think
Speaker 1: it's it's not maybe not the best scene, but to
Speaker 1: me it really affected me. It's there, there's a woman
Speaker 1: on the team who can read, and she, of course
Speaker 1: Madonna helps to read, and they're at the back of
Speaker 1: the bus and it's and of course Madonna has like
Speaker 1: a racy book and so she's reading and she's like
Speaker 1: Milky White Breast and she learns to read through this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I have to say my favorite scene is has anyone
Speaker 1: seen my new red hat actress killing it with one one?
Speaker 1: They're having this dramatic scene and then has anyone seen
Speaker 1: my new red hat? And what does Gina Davis say?
Speaker 1: I piss on your hat? By the way, have you
Speaker 1: seen Thomma and Louise? It was so nice to that
Speaker 1: you must see Thoma and Louise. Have you seen Thoma
Speaker 1: and Louise? I'll be announcing my new co host. Um,
Speaker 1: you guys have to see Delma and Louisa Davis, Susan
Speaker 1: Sarandon pre insanity. Um, but you must, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's so good. Does it count that I do you get?
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch French and Saunders the Sketch Show
Speaker 1: which Don French two amazing British women of French, huge fan.
Speaker 1: I would watch it every now and night, so obviously
Speaker 1: ab fab and then the other duo that that, Jennifer Saunders.
Speaker 1: So French and Saunders. But they did a lot of
Speaker 1: movie parodies and they did Alma and Louise and it's
Speaker 1: super It's just even not seeing the movie, it's super
Speaker 1: funny because like the whole thing is the fact that
Speaker 1: they're shooting it in England and it's cold and it's
Speaker 1: like in a convertible, and they keep referencing the fact
Speaker 1: that the cameras like hanging on the side, like it's
Speaker 1: just a great love Alma and Louise. We had to
Speaker 1: watch in college. I was studying screen writing in college
Speaker 1: and they they put it on because it was like,
Speaker 1: this is a great example of a script, and like
Speaker 1: we watched it, and it was one of the first
Speaker 1: times that like, I was crying in a movie in
Speaker 1: a real way and thought about many hours afterwards, and like,
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was going to get emotional, and
Speaker 1: like all of a sudden really was. And Billy Domino,
Speaker 1: whose birthday it is today, his birthday is today, and
Speaker 1: he looked over at me and was like, wow, this
Speaker 1: is beautiful to see. Oh did that affect ruin it?
Speaker 1: I can't think of the movie without thinking of him
Speaker 1: like laughing at me crying. So in a way, it's
Speaker 1: kind of he was making fun of you, I think, so.
Speaker 1: I think also, callback I never got into Brad Pitt,
Speaker 1: that's fine. Well, you know I got into him when
Speaker 1: he got a little bit beefier, know what, which fits toity,
Speaker 1: which I would say the closest I got into him
Speaker 1: was that peanut butter scene in this one where he's
Speaker 1: um the devil or like dead death, am I thinking back? Yes,
Speaker 1: which it's the most like he's like basically playing like
Speaker 1: uh like a British boy. Yeah, yeah, he's death. He
Speaker 1: comes back and tries to take Anthony Hopkins and oh
Speaker 1: my god. I was just gonna say rule number one
Speaker 1: seven of culture. If you don't know clear, you're not
Speaker 1: a cultural I mean must know they're called back, because
Speaker 1: last night I googled it. Dana Reeves. Wow, this is beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I watched a video on YouTube that was called Kiana
Speaker 1: Reeves girlfriend and it just counted it down. Center Bullock, right,
Speaker 1: Sandra Bullock, absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Center, A lot
Speaker 1: of celebrities she dated. She dated Ryan Gosling before he
Speaker 1: was like Ryan gosl absolutely, And then I will say
Speaker 1: this is not to throtrade. It's Andrew, who I think
Speaker 1: is truly amazing and I actually think somehow underrated. I
Speaker 1: scared question her because of the Jesse James thing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is that? Yeah, like, well, how did that happen?
Speaker 1: Doesn't that happen too often? That like some amazing, talented,
Speaker 1: beautiful woman dates some like yeah, I mean I don't
Speaker 1: know who Kenny Chesney is and what he's all about.
Speaker 1: But he's another one where I was like, what you doing?
Speaker 1: I went to a concert of his one time. And
Speaker 1: also Kenny Chesney's probably on my top five. One time.
Speaker 1: I read an article with him when I was like
Speaker 1: eleven and very susceptible to this, and he said I
Speaker 1: actually have six percent body fat and I was like, God,
Speaker 1: damn it. Now here's the thing. Are you into him
Speaker 1: with his hat off? Yeah, has to stay on the
Speaker 1: same thing with probably Tim McGraw. Tim Across a good
Speaker 1: one with the hat on with off. He and the
Speaker 1: blind Side put that back onto. Never saw the blind side.
Speaker 1: He was in. The blind Side missed literally nothing. Sandra
Speaker 1: looks like my name is Leanne Tui and I am
Speaker 1: I'm my foot. I'm going to raise this child. Let's
Speaker 1: save this town. That's her husband, right Stid. Oh my god, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I have to segread to another man who blows my
Speaker 1: mind because that made me think of Friday night Lights
Speaker 1: and the Kyle Kyle Chandler. That's that's an American flavor
Speaker 1: in there. For American that is, every once in a while,
Speaker 1: I love a good old American hot dog and catchup. No,
Speaker 1: I just want to say one thing about Jennifer Saunders.
Speaker 1: She is the only good thing about the Struck franchise.
Speaker 1: I think she played she played the first she played
Speaker 1: Harry Godmother. That's right. Yeah, I don't think she's the
Speaker 1: only good thing about wonderful Shrek Too though Shrek one,
Speaker 1: John left Ow amazing even like, yeah, I know you
Speaker 1: watch the Shrek the first Maybe Shreck is great. Cameron D.
Speaker 1: Cameron D so Mike my No, no, you gotta love
Speaker 1: my Mike mies. But by the second movie, I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: But then Jennifer Saunders brought that fresh new villain factor
Speaker 1: and she's she's saying that cover of holding out for
Speaker 1: a hero. Oh that was her her. I never saw
Speaker 1: a Shrek two because I wanted to keep Shrek one pure. Guys.
Speaker 1: Shrek Too Great soundtrack dashboard confessional, so I'm a real
Speaker 1: dashboard question. Mike Myers called back to one of my
Speaker 1: first ever crushes, Dana Carvey in Wayne's World. Oh yeah, cutie,
Speaker 1: I was in love with Garth, as was I Bill
Speaker 1: Murray and Ghostbusters. I named my Ken Peter for Peter
Speaker 1: vank because he was like, I was like, he's so hot,
Speaker 1: little Peter Vankman Kendall took my barbies very serious. So
Speaker 1: you think Dana Carvey is the hottest comedian honestly, Dana
Speaker 1: Carvey in wayensworld. So I'm being very clear, it is. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I love those lonely Island boys, love
Speaker 1: them with their little white sunglasses, love them so long Island. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think we gotta do. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Now you've heard, you've heard the show. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Sometimes we don't always prepare, but
Speaker 1: I do have one prepared. If you have one prepared, no,
Speaker 1: I don't. Do you want to go first? All right?
Speaker 1: Do you have one that you're gonna do? Okay, well
Speaker 1: it's okay because that's commonplace, all right. I do have
Speaker 1: one that I'm gonna do, and I'm excited about it
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get my stance. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: For everyone out there listening is our chance to take
Speaker 1: woman on the clock to rail on something and culture
Speaker 1: that's really grinding our tears and getting it culture. And
Speaker 1: we you listen all the DoD day, So here we go.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Matt Rogers, time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Walt Disney World, the Hall
Speaker 1: of Presidents rides specifically, y'all are going through a refurbish
Speaker 1: right now, refurbishments right now, so you can put Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: the animatronic in there. I say, I don't think so, honey, bitch.
Speaker 1: I am not about these little children who come to
Speaker 1: Magic Kingdom for enjoyment having to sit into the Hall
Speaker 1: of Presidents and listen to that motherfucker. I say, it's
Speaker 1: not okay. You want to put him in that a
Speaker 1: perserve of the legacy of the ride, that's fine. He
Speaker 1: better not speak. What are you gonna say? Grabbed by
Speaker 1: the pussy in front of little Sally Susan. She's there
Speaker 1: to go on Splash Mountain. She's waiting for her fast
Speaker 1: past time. She goes over by Hall of Presidents, walks
Speaker 1: on it because you know what, never has a line.
Speaker 1: Because the ride sucks, Why don't you shut it down?
Speaker 1: She goes in there, she's gonna listen to Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Well Disney World, give me
Speaker 1: to take a stance. If you can't serve alcohol in
Speaker 1: the Magic Kingdom, you better not be serving. I'm Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's bullshit. I have to say. I'm disappointed, I'm enraged,
Speaker 1: I have fury, and I will boycott the Hall of Presidents.
Speaker 1: I won't boycott Magic Kingdom because what am I nuts?
Speaker 1: I have to go, But like I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Hall of President. And that's one minute I purposely did
Speaker 1: not prep and now my heart is eating so fast
Speaker 1: that I had good And also, you guys please sign
Speaker 1: my change dot org petition that I started yesterday called
Speaker 1: no Donald Trump animatronic speech in the Hall of President.
Speaker 1: I really don't know if that's up to the government necessary,
Speaker 1: it's up to Walt Disney World. I signed it and
Speaker 1: it's going to Well, it's not why it's not the people.
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, because classically George W. Bush
Speaker 1: had a speech, Bill Clinton had a speech, Barack Obama
Speaker 1: had to speech, and all the incumbent presidents go in
Speaker 1: there and they record a speech specifically for the ride.
Speaker 1: No Donald Trump speech. Can I just point out one
Speaker 1: fatal flaw and that I don't think so, honey. That
Speaker 1: fatal flaw I guess in accuracy. Hall of Presidents doesn't
Speaker 1: have fast pass. Well, I wasn't saying that. I was
Speaker 1: saying they're waiting for their fast past to come in
Speaker 1: on Splash Mountain. If you listen back to I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, you'll that'll be clear. Okay, honey, let's
Speaker 1: roll the tape at home when you when you listen
Speaker 1: to that. This just also because I now wish we
Speaker 1: had like another hour to talk about how like I'm
Speaker 1: a huge Walt Disney World. Oh my god, I literally,
Speaker 1: I just I know because I watched the VIDs, watch videos,
Speaker 1: and they were the best thing in the world. The
Speaker 1: whole time. I was like, I wish I was there.
Speaker 1: I wish I was invited to do it. I will.
Speaker 1: I don't care when I will be there. People have
Speaker 1: been coming out of the woodwork with that's saying, there
Speaker 1: Disney fans, I'm like, where were you before? Not in
Speaker 1: the woodwork at all? Just we hadn't had a chance
Speaker 1: to talk about it, right, you're right, honestly, we must go.
Speaker 1: And also, how do you feel about Universal Students? No,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think so. I would go
Speaker 1: for Harry Potter World, but I am I don't want
Speaker 1: to go. I don't want to ride the movies. You
Speaker 1: don't want to ride the movies? That's insane. Who do
Speaker 1: you want to ride the movie? They come to life?
Speaker 1: I want to spend all my time in Disney World. Well,
Speaker 1: lead me over there, listen, I'll consider it understanding. The
Speaker 1: transportation over there is a full mess. And also they're
Speaker 1: all about the bottom line these days. Disney it's a
Speaker 1: mall as if it had as if it weren't before. Well,
Speaker 1: I will say, I don't know, this is a whole
Speaker 1: other episode. Okay, you you haven't been to Universal. Wait, then, Albert,
Speaker 1: you gotta gotta go. When we go, we'll take you
Speaker 1: and I will change your world. Because when we went,
Speaker 1: we we did Disney and then last minute, game time
Speaker 1: decision to tyd we were going to Universal. We did
Speaker 1: both parks in one day because I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, come on boys, let's go ride. I will
Speaker 1: tell you the biggest gag in the entire trip was first.
Speaker 1: I'm equal ranking first with Grandcott's. Also first was the Mummy.
Speaker 1: The ride Mummy. The ride You're going up Brendan Fraser, realness,
Speaker 1: You're going up just you know, like an incline, slowly,
Speaker 1: like as you would normally expecting a coaster. This is
Speaker 1: the moment of my life. Moment of my life. But
Speaker 1: then it's a fake out. You beat up into the
Speaker 1: mouth of Mho tap and you basically fly out of
Speaker 1: your chair, fly to your chair, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden you see m Ho teps giant face and
Speaker 1: then you find come on, come on, oh, I gagged.
Speaker 1: I gagged for filth Okay girls, Bowen Yangs, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I don't know about this. He never prepares
Speaker 1: and it's always still great because he has that danger box.
Speaker 1: Improblems you would have experienced. I will if this is bad,
Speaker 1: it's because you and I have to thank Ben Rogers
Speaker 1: for my I don't think so high. Wherever you are,
Speaker 1: haven't spoken to you in seven years on this ok
Speaker 1: here we go and Bowen Yangs, I don't think so
Speaker 1: Honey starts now. I don't think so honey. NBC News
Speaker 1: and MSNBC in all NBC affiliates, Honey, I don't think
Speaker 1: so Honey for giving Megan Kelly a full hour slot
Speaker 1: on the Today Show. I just learned about this match.
Speaker 1: Just told me about this before we were recording. I
Speaker 1: don't think so. On NBC, do not give a platform
Speaker 1: to this woman who is an opportunist, feminist honey. She did.
Speaker 1: She spoke out against women of taking maternity leave. She
Speaker 1: spoke out against you know, women and feminist issues until
Speaker 1: it affected her, until she had a baby, honey, and
Speaker 1: then she started to speak out against it. Honey. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Megan Kelly, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Giving greta ancestor in a new show, no, sir, read Bob,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, greta ancestor. And I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear her takes on ship. She's
Speaker 1: not a good journalist. She can she you know what, Greta.
Speaker 1: I will give Greta this credit. She does ask some
Speaker 1: good questions. She she grills her guests. But give me
Speaker 1: Rachel mannow all day, all night, twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 1: But I don't think so, honey, Gretta. And and what's
Speaker 1: her face, Megan Kelly, No, honey, no, I don't want
Speaker 1: to see that. That was one of my worst I
Speaker 1: don't think it was good. It was good. You got
Speaker 1: a little off game because it was about Megan Kelly,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden it became about and
Speaker 1: then it became but it was the Embassy news. It
Speaker 1: was a little unfocused, but you know what, your passion
Speaker 1: was amazing. Yes, I had, yeah, thank you, it was incredible,
Speaker 1: it was great. It's true, Thank you very much. It's true.
Speaker 1: Megan Kelly is all up in that NBC Today's show gig,
Speaker 1: I mean, looks getting a whole hour look. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure Megan Kelly trotted down down the mall today for
Speaker 1: the March for Life or whatever the fun right, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: not to get too political, but anti life here on death.
Speaker 1: You have to just be transparent about it. Absolutely alright.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just thought of one and it's
Speaker 1: now compared to what you're gonna you talked about, it's
Speaker 1: not gonna it's gonna seem very shallow. But here and
Speaker 1: here we go back. I don't think so, honey, you
Speaker 1: start now, I don't think so, honey. Spotify, you are
Speaker 1: a fucking Joe so much. You are so expensive. Also,
Speaker 1: here's the reason I don't like you. Your playlists are
Speaker 1: to re blate. You have the same ten pop songs.
Speaker 1: I need new pop. I need fresh pop, and play
Speaker 1: the same songs. You say this one's team pop, you
Speaker 1: say this one's top forty. No, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: the same Sean Mendez song and over and over. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Check out Pandora and how they
Speaker 1: have some sort of algorithm going on that gets me
Speaker 1: tons of sweet sweet jams. Also, I love your eighties playlists.
Speaker 1: Who knew there was so much great pop music. It
Speaker 1: is so good. Although your commercials are a to reblay.
Speaker 1: Butify you also wouldn't give me a student discount. I'm
Speaker 1: currently enrolling Sketch to a lot of the UTD theater.
Speaker 1: You would not give it to me. I contacted sheer
Speaker 1: Id to get my discount. You refused me, saying it
Speaker 1: wasn't a Title nine accredited university and so I could
Speaker 1: not get that discount. I don't think so, honey. Spotify,
Speaker 1: you are overrated, expensive, and you you you'd not have
Speaker 1: the best music. Oh my god, you with n I
Speaker 1: literally have Oh god, I love Spotify, but you are right.
Speaker 1: You just revealed so much I'm in like a relationship
Speaker 1: that's not good. But Spotify the playlists, the playlists really
Speaker 1: do suck. And I have dad Spotify. I'll have it
Speaker 1: for a months, I'll turn it off. I tried Apple Music,
Speaker 1: and the problem with Apple Music is that it just
Speaker 1: like it doesn't work. Yeah, and then when you have
Speaker 1: your own music on like on the on your iPhone,
Speaker 1: just like weird stuff happens, and their playlists aren't that
Speaker 1: good and I Pandora. Honestly it surprises me and I
Speaker 1: love it. But yeah, and the sound quality is not
Speaker 1: as good. It's like weirdly like sounds a little tinny.
Speaker 1: I love my tunes. Well, here's the deal. I feel
Speaker 1: like Spotify works for me because I like to get
Speaker 1: upsas with one song and listen to it fifty times
Speaker 1: in a row. So with the Pandora, I don't think
Speaker 1: I could do that because I would want to keep
Speaker 1: listening to the song again and again. It's just like
Speaker 1: how I am and it then it will shake it up.
Speaker 1: And well, that's the thing I'm trying to understand about
Speaker 1: my musical days is because I feel like I do
Speaker 1: the same thing, and it's like should I just buy
Speaker 1: that song? Right? And then when I want to like
Speaker 1: listen and bop around, do a little Pandora when I'm
Speaker 1: usually in my apartment. But when it comes down to it,
Speaker 1: I listened to probably the same one song, two songs
Speaker 1: over and over again for a period of time, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, might as well just buy it, right? I
Speaker 1: have an instinct to ask you a question. Yes, Brittany
Speaker 1: or Christina? Brittany, thank you, thank you. Bro. Wow, that's
Speaker 1: a little um plug for Matt. I'm sure that Matt
Speaker 1: and I are doing it. That's coming up. We're about
Speaker 1: to do a show. Matteolian and Christie Chello are hosting
Speaker 1: a show at Union Hall called Battle of the Diva's
Speaker 1: Brittany Versus Christina and Bond When is rapping Britney spears
Speaker 1: and I'm rapping Christina Aguilera. Oh my gosh, I'm there
Speaker 1: going to be a battle. Oh I'm gonna see it's
Speaker 1: I believe it is at February twenty second. You know.
Speaker 1: That's a little plug for the kids. Um, this has
Speaker 1: been so fun, Oh my god, what a joy. I mean,
Speaker 1: I had high expectations, but also the succeeded all of them.
Speaker 1: I am we love you so much. We have to stop, well,
Speaker 1: you know we must. And you can tell us all
Speaker 1: about your gags and your your gags and don't and
Speaker 1: and who knows if by the next time Aber comes on,
Speaker 1: well maybe the three of us have gone to differ.
Speaker 1: I wanted you to say, and then you said come
Speaker 1: on the back, because I was like, yes, but I
Speaker 1: also want you to invite me to consolutely. But here's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Recently, we were discussing about maybe going
Speaker 1: in March, and we're not going to go in March,
Speaker 1: and I'm happy about that because why would we go
Speaker 1: in March when avatar Land was coming to Animal Kingdom
Speaker 1: in the summer. But why the funk would I spend
Speaker 1: my money now and miss out on the flight of Passage? Okay,
Speaker 1: and avatar Land where you can ride a beast and
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna crral a bunch of other comedians
Speaker 1: never saw avatar that's you didn't miss Probably fine. The
Speaker 1: best part of Avastar is Leona Lewis song see which
Speaker 1: no one didn't become a hit and try to be
Speaker 1: the next My heart will go on. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think people just don't like Leo. Honestly, Bleeding Love
Speaker 1: might be one of the best keep bleeding watch now,
Speaker 1: that's going to be the only song I listened to
Speaker 1: for weeks. I lived and gagged for Bleeding Love. So good.
Speaker 1: When nothing's greed than the rest comes who doesn't love it. Guys,
Speaker 1: we gotta own up to the fact that America should
Speaker 1: love Leona Lewis another amazing brit Ye, amazing Brits. Um
Speaker 1: what what? What was? What was our proposed title of
Speaker 1: the episode? That right, that's true, that's true for all
Speaker 1: that true? That true Leona Lewis, Is that true? You
Speaker 1: know what and you know what's true? And honestly, check
Speaker 1: Aubrey out everywhere Grandma's ashes. Ask Cathree thousand everywhere, bit everywhere, bitch.
Speaker 1: But we love you so much, Thank you, Thank you.
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