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Speaker 1: suggested anything sexual, like we were not allowed to do Greece.

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Speaker 1: We're not allowed to do any of that. But we

423
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: did do with the King and I and all high

424
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 1: school and also the Whiz, so like you could tell

425
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: what was the priority there, right, but ours was definitely

426
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,119
Speaker 1: the heads must be bare because it's a respect to fact.

427
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 1: Now wait, I don't know if this is this might

428
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: have anything to do with the rule, but where was

429
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 1: school Virginia, Virginia. I mean, yeah, it's gun country. I

430
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: don't know, it's all I just refused to believe that

431
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,880
Speaker 1: it's a gun thing. I'm not sure, I honestly, that's

432
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I can't remember what it was about hats,

433
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 1: but I just remember like, oh, yeah, you were we

434
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Speaker 1: couldn't wear hats? What about gum? Uh, I would never

435
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: I hate gum. Wow shocking, Oh my goodness. Well that's

436
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 1: well no, I mean I'm not saying I don't like

437
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,399
Speaker 1: the taste of it, but it's um. It literally is

438
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: like an an anxiety thing. I think it's called like mesophonia.

439
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: It's like people were super sensitive to sounds. So if

440
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: someone chomps their gum or cracks it, I like will

441
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: lose my mind. I can't focus on anything else. Uh

442
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: So I don't chew it because I mean I will

443
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: every once in a while, but it does bother me

444
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: so much. It feels so you weren't privy to the

445
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 1: rules on it because it wasn't part of your culture.

446
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: It wasn't part of my culture. You guys didn't have

447
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 1: gum in school. We were not to chew. I think, yeah,

448
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: I think you're right, though I think it wasn't allowed

449
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 1: school too. We were not. Our fourth grade class during

450
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: standardide testing season lobbied to have gum free gum during

451
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: the testing because we pulled up studies as fourth grader

452
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: that it made you think better. We were like, look,

453
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: Mrs r Kobe, we we can think better on gum, right,

454
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: And like, who knows if there was someone in the

455
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: class with mesopheonia mesop who knows guys have in that

456
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: commercial class and also what a humiliating at that age

457
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: thing to say, like, guys, I'm sorry, even though we've

458
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,719
Speaker 1: proved a thing better, but I can't even though I'm

459
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 1: under the age of ten, and that person, I can't

460
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 1: do it. I literally googled. I found out about this, like, uh,

461
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: maybe a month ago because I was googling it because

462
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 1: I was like, why does this bother me so much?

463
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: And then I entered like a world where everyone was like,

464
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 1: this exist. It makes me feel better knowing I haven't,

465
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 1: And I was like, I haven't. Just I'm like a

466
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: like a wound type person who's just like, you can't

467
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: do it. You know. I've heard of people with the

468
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: fear of gum because they believe that they'll choke on it. Yeah,

469
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: that's what I like. It's like a thing. It's like

470
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: an irrational thing, Like I can't put the gum in

471
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: my mouth because at some point I will absent mindedly

472
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: be shooting it and I will choke on it. Right,

473
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 1: they shouldn't eat let me tell you, Swallowing gum not

474
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: a day in the park, not panicky, panicky, get a

475
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,479
Speaker 1: little bit panicky whenever I want. When it happens, just

476
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: like just like oh my god, just like when it's

477
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: in your throat, it's like, oh God. And then they

478
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 1: also say that rumor that gum stays in your stomach

479
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: for seven years. Yes, yes, um back. So maybe they're right,

480
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: maybe they're right, maybe the school's right about that. But

481
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: we got on this topic because Bowen has a new hat.

482
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: So I'm trying. I'm entering this new phase in my

483
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: life where I'm going to give hats a try. You

484
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: love Cuba, come around. Thank you. That means a lot

485
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: because I, like Matt, was told as a child, no,

486
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: you look you looks not even hats like your you

487
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: look dumb in hats because my power thing. I think

488
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: it's power to tell someone you can't do it. I

489
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: think you look bad in this, and it's it's like

490
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: a very high school thing. I think it's like you

491
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: look stupid, or you look bad, or you can't do

492
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: this is like a power thing, absolutely at that critical age. Um.

493
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: And so anyway, I was wearing his hat and then

494
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: someone was it ab you that said I looked like no.

495
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: That was a sweet mate. Matt, I said, I looked

496
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 1: at him in this hat, and it is a cap

497
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: with a short brim, and I said, you look like

498
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: the umpire. I said this with love, because I don't

499
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 1: want to remember I'm the sweet one, right, So I

500
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 1: said this with love. I said, you look like the

501
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: umpire in a League of their Own that Tom Hank says,

502
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: it looks like a little penis with a hat on,

503
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,239
Speaker 1: but in the cutest way and the cutest way. And

504
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,959
Speaker 1: I think that it's so dainty on you, and so

505
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: thank you. And then I famously said I have never

506
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: seen League of their Own, so which are replied, oh

507
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: I god, and I concurred. But you've seen it so

508
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: many times, seen it so many times. And I did

509
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: say it is maybe my favorite movie of all time culture.

510
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: I've seen it so many times. It's so good. I

511
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: can't believe you haven't seen it. But honestly, I don't

512
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: don't feel bad because I also, along with books, there's

513
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: a lot of classic movies that I haven't seen that

514
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: people really get on me about. And I'm like, look,

515
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: name the biggest one. What's the Oh my god, I've

516
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: never seen it either. I've never seen it either, And

517
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: people kill me. Yes, Oh my god, Brandon kills me

518
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: for it. Henry is moving out because of it. It's

519
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 1: one of the most beautiful movies of all time. I

520
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: got a backlog of a lot of things I got

521
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: to see. Yeah, I know, also The Godfather for me,

522
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: I have seen it, but maybe not start to finish.

523
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: I've probably pieced it together. Have you seen West Side Story? Yes?

524
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: Haven't so beautiful? Oh but then then I hear about

525
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: the horrible things that happened in it, Right, I want

526
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: to see that. I don't want to see what happens

527
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: to Anita over. I love that your your thing that

528
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: you could not handle seeing is the thing? Well you

529
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: really she's under like mentioned in terms of the tragedy

530
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: of West Side Story. It's like what about what about?

531
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: It's like what about from Stranger Things. I really loved it,

532
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: I really really did. Although I was terrough five Yeah, same,

533
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: I can't watch it was too scared for ten seconds

534
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, I just was listening to you

535
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: guys talking about and I was like, I do get that.

536
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 1: And also the thing that I fully agreed with is

537
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: you're breaking bad switch that I think. I also made

538
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: it to four and then I was like, I'm depressed

539
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: and upset and I can't finish. And it got so

540
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: much worse from that point from what I hear, like,

541
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: I watched through season four, no, the first episode of

542
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: season before I breaking back, and then I had to stop.

543
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I respect this, but

544
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: I can't be a part of it anymore. Wow. Yeah,

545
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lot of shows where yeah,

546
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: you're supposed to power through, but I'm trying to really

547
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: empower myself to say, I'm my my actual mood is

548
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,239
Speaker 1: getting bad watching this stuff. I have to stop. And

549
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: does it get to the point with you two where

550
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: like sometimes you'll be watching like a normal show where

551
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: like violent things don't happen, but you assume that there

552
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: will be something. Mad Men, I would be watching it

553
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: behind a pillow, and I was scared. I was scared.

554
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: The last season of mad Men, I watched from behind

555
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: the sheet, terrified. So I like, I said, there was

556
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 1: gonna be something. So this is just like people who

557
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 1: are scared of swellowing gum. You're you're afraid of something

558
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: that has very low likelihood of happening, You know what,

559
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: You're right right, Like it's what do you think that

560
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: means about me? I don't know. I think I think

561
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: this is no This say is more about humanity that

562
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: it does just you. They all have these irrational fears

563
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: of huge catastrophic things that probably hopefully won't happen, but

564
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: they do. You know what, I what what my most

565
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 1: irrational like whatever, my biggest fear ever. And that's why

566
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: this has been such a shitty time to be on

567
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: Facebook lately. I very much fear like nuclear war. So

568
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: everyone coming out with their jokes about like we're getting nuke,

569
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: I think it's not only is it not funny, I

570
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: think it's hacky. I think that you're all hacks. Sorry,

571
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: and also you need to have some respect because there's

572
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: people out there that are truly scared of that, and

573
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: it's scary. You're talking about everyone, but that's applying that

574
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: the people who are making the jokes aren't scared. Well,

575
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: that's fine. Deal with your fear however you want. Actually, no, wait,

576
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: don't don't type us Facebook status about it. I don't

577
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: like it. I find it disrespectful. Currently no, Facebook took

578
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: Twitter off my phone as well. I'll, i'll, I came

579
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: back in for a moment and then I come back out.

580
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: I can't be on it. It's too much. This is

581
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: but this is happening now because I a lot of

582
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: people are just sort of there's a mass exodus, and

583
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,399
Speaker 1: I'm I think after this weekend, I'm done. I think

584
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: I can't imagine. I mean, it does. I'm happier. Good God,

585
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: I'm so happy that Henry is off too, and he

586
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: says he's so much happier it is, and all you know,

587
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: I just when everything happened, I took it all of

588
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: my phone and then I just watched incessant episodes of

589
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 1: Great British Bake Off. And that is how I survived

590
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: results of the election. Look, can I just say I

591
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 1: just want to point out real quickly, I looked up

592
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: to Ober a lot, especially during the primary season, because

593
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:51,280
Speaker 1: she would publicly wear her Hillary fucking Clinton shirt everywhere,

594
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: and I'd be like yes, and then like I like

595
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: when when when all, like you know, when like the

596
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: whole like it's cool to love Bernie, which it was,

597
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 1: which is an and it's great and I love Bernie,

598
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 1: but I was I was, I was a Hillary guy,

599
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: and I was like, people would just shoot on you

600
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: for for liking Hillary and I'd be like no, no, no, no, no,

601
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: We're out here wearing our shirts and it was it

602
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: was just it was a very nice thing to see.

603
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: Are just wear that. I I love her, love her

604
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: so much. I did. I was at her headquarters volunteering

605
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: throughout and it was just the best. And I was

606
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: there on election Day and I was just like we

607
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 1: were all just like yeah, and then were your rabts

608
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: or were you at the office. I was at the

609
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: office office. But I think I think she's incredible and

610
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: I still do and I just I just want to

611
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: talk to her. Amazing I have I have to say

612
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 1: absolutely no regrets. Everyone's like, well, I agree with them.

613
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: There is a lot to learn from the election going forward,

614
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: but like, no regrets. Um. There was a great piece

615
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was in the Washington Post

616
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: or something else where. It was like Hillary Clinton plans

617
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: for next move and it's very interesting they wrote this

618
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: after the inauguration. They were like, she's gonna like she

619
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,279
Speaker 1: like I think I think her and Obama and the

620
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: Obamas are really gonna like make a place for Ann

621
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 1: Bernie like everybody like I mean, which there's an argument

622
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: to me to be made about whether they're not these

623
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: are the Democratic leaders we want, since they've you know,

624
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: on a certain level, failed us in an election. But

625
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: I think collectively they're going to create a place in

626
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: a space for everyone to sort of like anchor their

627
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: their their aneologies. And so that's very exciting and I

628
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: can't wait to see what's next for Hillary. Me too,

629
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: And I honestly, in a lot of ways, I just

630
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: don't feel like we deserve her because everything she does,

631
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: everyone's like even at the inauguration, everything was like Hillary

632
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: Clinton so stock, and I'm like, what more do you

633
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: want from this woman? She is here. I would have

634
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: flipped him off and run off, but she was elegant

635
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: and poised and and even then people, you know, we're

636
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: trying to find something, and I was just like, you

637
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: know what, I want to just you to have an island,

638
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: and you want you to grow your hair long, and

639
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: I want you to just like live your life because

640
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, you, you've done so much and just a

641
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: girl woman, And not that it really matters, but she

642
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: looked incredible. I just I was like, the second she

643
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 1: stepped out and the cameras were right in her face,

644
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, what that is? Literally, that says everything.

645
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 1: It's like you still had to know what her reactions like,

646
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: you're still so interested, You're so interested. I was just like,

647
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,439
Speaker 1: I don't know, I still get salty about it because,

648
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: excuse me, it was like she was poisoned in a

649
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,319
Speaker 1: way that he is not. He's not capable, not an

650
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 1: amount for a moment of his life. It just upsets

651
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: me a lot. But you know what, you know what's

652
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: actually been really um nice for me. What I've been

653
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 1: doing is just thinking about all the amazing new leaders

654
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: that I've just been elected to, like Tammy Duckworth, who

655
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: was an amazing story and people aren't talking about it enough.

656
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: That is an amazing story, like and it got totally

657
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 1: swept under the rug with all the other bullshit that

658
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: was happening, but like we elected the first disabled woman

659
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 1: to send it like that was that's amazing, that's amazing.

660
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: And Kamala, I think, is a force, a force. My

661
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: girl Kirston's coming through right now. She's she's looking like

662
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 1: a woman who's running for prize. Do you think, well,

663
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the it's the whole voting now on

664
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: all the appointments and like she's you know, she's that's

665
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: very interesting that you got to highlight these good things. Yeah.

666
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: Even and that's when the march was happening. I was like,

667
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: you know, at first, I was so annoyed that like

668
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: at the time still had Trump at the top of

669
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 1: their of their web page and I was like, nope.

670
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: And then eventually it got pushed to the front. But

671
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: its like we can't let the garbage dominate, Like there's

672
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:13,800
Speaker 1: good stuff happening. Speaking of the garbage, yes, one of

673
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 1: Bowen and his favorite thing is to watch Omar Rossa

674
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 1: on talk shows and Omar Rosa, I think it was

675
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: yesterday or today was on the View. I've never heard

676
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: anything I love more than the words Omar Rossa on

677
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: the View because the View is how I get my news, Matt,

678
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: not even it has been can't keep this up. I

679
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,319
Speaker 1: get my news from the View. And watching Omar Rosa

680
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: on the View today, I gotta say I'm excited to

681
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: hear more from it. She'll probably be our secretary of

682
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:54,919
Speaker 1: something something. The way that she was talking to them,

683
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 1: she's insane, Like sunny hosting the one the one host

684
00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: on the View was like asking a question. Of course,

685
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: it was like a compound question, and is like, well,

686
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: you know what, how about I answer your first question

687
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: and then we can talk about the other parts of

688
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: your question, because what you just asked this really a

689
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 1: lot um. So your first question in your in your

690
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: series of confusing questions, I'll do that. And it took her.

691
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: It takes her so long to tell you how stupid

692
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: the way that you've asked the question is. And then

693
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 1: she answered the question, and it all just comes back to, like,

694
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: don't you ever the way that you've spoken to me,

695
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: I know what's happened, You don't, and it's just so overpowering, toxic.

696
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 1: It's so toxic. But it's funny. But that's what we

697
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: said about Trump, right. But here's the thing I had.

698
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: I don't watch the view, but I was, and I

699
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: believe it was yesterday. I was in the gym plug

700
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 1: and yes that I was in the gym I and

701
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: I purposely, like I go in a random time when

702
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: no one's there, like at like eleven, hello nowhere, and

703
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: I go and change the TVs because they'll be on

704
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: CNN and I can't see his stupid face. And the

705
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: view was on, and first of all, it was an

706
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: Aladdin Broadway dedicated Whoopy got it? She got a costume

707
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: made to be the Genie, and so the best part

708
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: is obviously I can't hear the sound and there were

709
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 1: no captions, so I was just imagine what's happened. And

710
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: first of all, this was the entire episode because the

711
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: Genie was a guest host. And then you see her

712
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: like going down the hallway and like getting ready to

713
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: come up through the tube, and I guess she just

714
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: like pops out of the tube. But it's like, hey,

715
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: as the Genie, which you know me, and she's going

716
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,919
Speaker 1: to walk out there and be like whooping, and that's

717
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: everyone's going to freak out. Yes, But then it was

718
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: just like I didn't know what was happening. But eventually

719
00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 1: the other Genie who was there, the real ten you

720
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: sand I don't know how I feel that bad. We're

721
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: still singing songs. And then I guess she just like

722
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: left and that was it, Like she just came in

723
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: to be like two genies. I have to say she

724
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 1: wasn't on this episode with Omarossa, which made me feel

725
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: so But let me tell you that means that Joy

726
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: was the moderator for the episode and you know that

727
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: there's ship between Joy and Omar Rossa because Omarrossa goes.

728
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: You know, Joy, you're being um, You're obviously very angry,

729
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: and I can unders I can understand that because I

730
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: can understand how terrible you must feel that Trump is

731
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: in office. He is, and let me tell you something.

732
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: You have hit him and hit him and hit him,

733
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: and there he is in office. And Enjoy's like, yeah, actually,

734
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: it does. It kills me. It literally kills me. It does.

735
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: And that's what you have to do. Then google search

736
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: Joy Bighar. Do you know she's seven before she looks amazing?

737
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: She's seventy four. I would have guessed in her fifties.

738
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? You know who's about

739
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 1: to hit seventy Elizabeth Warren? Oh wow, I don't know

740
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,759
Speaker 1: if that's a surprising maybe not, but yeah, can I

741
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: also this is I mean, we're talking about very important people.

742
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: This person is also important to me. Okay, guess how

743
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:34,480
Speaker 1: old Kiana Reeves is. No, he looks amazing, looks amazing.

744
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: I like it. That's hot. That's hot. Kanaris was my crash,

745
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: had a collage and he is still like top five

746
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: And I love John Wick. I think it is such

747
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: a good movie, and I will be I will February ten.

748
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: I will be there for Kana. Like you see all

749
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: the movies, Um, I haven't seen I've seen it. Like

750
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: his action movie I mean, oh no, he wasn't in

751
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 1: speed To that was like a water situation. Is an

752
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: incredible movie. Um. But he's also I mean I could

753
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,479
Speaker 1: go I like literally have researched him. He's an incredible person.

754
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: He's also had a great person He's had like a

755
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: very tough time in life and in love, and he's

756
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: very generous and he's just a great ship. So easily

757
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: be a dirtbag, but he's not. Yeah, who's a dirtbag?

758
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 1: That's Orlando Bloom. You know do you think he's a

759
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: dirt bag? Based on his wee based peep being out

760
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 1: like almost ones back when they were like water surfing.

761
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 1: I've talked about this on the pod water Surfing. I

762
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: was in line behind him at the fourteenth Street McDonald's

763
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: four am and washes. He was being a drunk. I've

764
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 1: told this before, I'll tell it again. This is a

765
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: good culture. Matt and I were at this this you

766
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:55,439
Speaker 1: know Hammercats after party and was called back called back,

767
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 1: got very very child after parties in college when you're

768
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: in sketch when so I leave and then I go

769
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: to the McDonald's on fourteenth and six. I want to say,

770
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: it's like three in the morning, and then there's um

771
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: there's a homeless person sort of like leaning against the counter, um,

772
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:17,439
Speaker 1: not even doing just kind of hanging out. That's the one, Yeah,

773
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: the bad one, just leaning there, just just not like

774
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 1: not doing anything. And then Orlando and then I and

775
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: then I just I go up to the counter and

776
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: there's this man behind me, and then and then Orland

777
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 1: and then this man is like shouting at the people. Uh,

778
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: no one's at the register, but he's shouting at the

779
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: people behind like you know, the racks and stuff. And

780
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,919
Speaker 1: he's like, help this guy out, help this guy out.

781
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 1: And then he turns around and I see it's sucking.

782
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: Orlando bloom and he goes, why won't these people like

783
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: feed this man of burger? And I was like, oh,

784
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, it's terrible, like I I don't

785
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 1: remember what I said. But then the next week he

786
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: had his second child, like where was he like, like

787
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: where was he to like support his his his The

788
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: mother of his children. Definitely crazy. Yeah, also that whole scenario.

789
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: I envisioned you in a full cost, like a sketch cost,

790
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: just like Wizard. But I don't know, I don't know.

791
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: I don't know or Land, I just did. I just

792
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: went to a sketch, my friend's sketch on the show.

793
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was no one at the register.

794
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: I don't know because it was a McDonald's at four am,

795
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: like just lead the register. Why did you hear Orlando's

796
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 1: for sure a d bag? Well? I was thinking more

797
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: along the lines of like Russell Crow, who's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

798
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 1: which you can't have ros documented document. Colin Farrell, Oh

799
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: he's maybe he's a good guy. I'll tell you something

800
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: that's a good sex tape. Have you seen the Colin

801
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 1: Farrell sex tape? Who does he have sex with? Uh?

802
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: This playboy playmate name named Nicole Narraine? I think I

803
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: think this is one of the few sex tapes. Why

804
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 1: is it good? Because it's Colin Farrell. Also, you're plugging

805
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: of Google Search. Also not just Google, but you specify

806
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: you can Google search. It's Google search dot com, Google

807
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: search dot com forward slash Colin Farrell sex tape and

808
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: then you type in Colin Farrell sex tape, you hit

809
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 1: search and then the first link. Canuine terrified about. I mean,

810
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: this could launch into a very private discussion about being

811
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:25,920
Speaker 1: tracked for things you search and like accidentally getting a virus.

812
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 1: That's like you have inappropriate porn on your computer. It's like,

813
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 1: no way, wasn't. I was just searching for Colin Farrell

814
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: and it's like, hold on. I came back the other

815
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: day and there was a name of a really bizarre

816
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 1: celebrity shirtless and I was like, Henry, what the heck?

817
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 1: And I have to I have to think of who

818
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 1: it was. What was the celebrity? And I don't remember it,

819
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 1: but it was like a celebrity that you oh, oh

820
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 1: my god, he's gonna be so mad. What I'm gonna

821
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:57,320
Speaker 1: say it, Yes, such a crush on Thomas Middle Ditch

822
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: my gosh, Oh my god, he's going to be so embarrassed.

823
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: But Thomas is a cute. And then I was like,

824
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: you know, if you want to, then I showed him

825
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: his his YouTube above average series the morning after. Yeah,

826
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: I was like, here you go, baby, there you go.

827
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: That's a good guest. Oh that was nice. Also, it

828
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 1: was very cute. You're getting like so happy and like

829
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: worried about saying it was like the concern because now

830
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: I feel like you might be mad. I'm going to

831
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: check in with him later to see if that can

832
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: be on the pot. I'm sure he's fine. Yea. I

833
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: have so many Seleb crushes. What's your top five? U? No,

834
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: it was a fun Kia Kiana Kana party of two.

835
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: Martin Freeman dominated, who yeah, the g I get it,

836
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: I get it. Where the grid is, I mean the

837
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,400
Speaker 1: town in the town, the town, town in the I

838
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: mean world, the World's end. What's it called? No, World's end,

839
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 1: it's a it's a bar in Chelsea where the world ends.

840
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: Martin Martin Ry Dana Radcliffe is very similar less time

841
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: like yeah, nerds, totally absolutely. Um. I will also say

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00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:42,319
Speaker 1: Killian Murphy gets in there different, which I recently had

843
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: a conversation with someone about and they were very like,

844
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: he has bone structures too much, and I was like,

845
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: or it's perfect and um onere uh And then I mean, yeah,

846
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: Elijah would oh wow yas he's been beautiful, big old lies,

847
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: big old eyes. You're a lord of the rings queen,

848
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: big time which fantasy queen with Queen Dent like my college.

849
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,279
Speaker 1: In college, I was an r A and basically were you.

850
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: I loved it? Did you up? But I loved it

851
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: for the year and a half that I was. I

852
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: wasn't through all of college after my freshman if the

853
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: dorms my entire time in college and where was University Virginia?

854
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: But you were on the grid. I was on I

855
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: was totally on the grid. But basically I would like

856
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: go around to my gals on the hall and and

857
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: anyone and I just would be like, guys, get the

858
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: extended DVDs of Lord of the Rings and I would

859
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: I would anybody who wanted to come over to my room.

860
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: I'd be watching those Lord of the Rings. Oh my gosh. Yeah,

861
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: that was like your programming. Yeah, do in activity. I

862
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: was like, yes, this I always I always hosted the

863
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 1: oscars in the basement. Oh well that's fine. And I

864
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: was like, everyone, fill out your balance. Who thinks what

865
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: Davis is winning? Like it's never happening until this year.

866
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: This year Oscars Queen, Um, here's the thing. I so

867
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: right now you're your fingers. I love how direct it

868
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 1: is and it's making me nervous, but also I'm not

869
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: a big award show person. I do like to know

870
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: the results, but the award shows, for me, I'm like,

871
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: just hurry, yeah, I want to know, so I don't

872
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: get it. I get into the outfits, so I look

873
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 1: at it online and then I like to just like

874
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,760
Speaker 1: refresh on a web page until it says like winner,

875
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: and have you always been like this or is this reason? Um,

876
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,720
Speaker 1: I've kind of always been that. Okay, so this is interesting.

877
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: I am like the transitory person between two because I

878
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 1: used to love awards shows and now I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

879
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 1: I just I want to I want to read like

880
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: the live things as it comes on an IMDb, and

881
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: I just want to look at the outfits. And that's

882
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: all to me. There's nothing funnier than celebrities taking themselves

883
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: that seriously. So for me, the funniest thing that could

884
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: ever happen in the world is Gwyneth Paltrow walking out

885
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: in ature gown to the theme from Shakespeare and Love

886
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:19,280
Speaker 1: and planting and saying five adjectives and then announcing categories

887
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: like boldin white clean. These are five words that described

888
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 1: me best, key griping, funny, Chris Martin, Chris Martin, so

889
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: this is it? Okay? So I think Obera likes these

890
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: gone wiry cheek bones, but probably smart and talented British folks. Yeah,

891
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: that's that's British mine roll human pieces of meat. It's

892
00:52:55,480 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: like justin Timberlake. I love him, love him, getting get

893
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: like weak thinking about him. And I should also say

894
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: Academy Award nominee. Okay, um Chris Pine, Oh yeah he

895
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: is very very hunky. Any any captain Kirk is gonna

896
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: is gonna get me, you know what I mean, Like

897
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,360
Speaker 1: you want a captain of the ship probably back in

898
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: the day shot he honestly, yeah, Colla And then I

899
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: love um, I love uh wait, there's hold on look.

900
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:37,359
Speaker 1: Oh you know who I've been really into lately. Andrew Garfield. Yes,

901
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 1: but see yes, and that's Henry's number one too. Did

902
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: you see? Um? I just like saw the clip of

903
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: him and Colbert kiss Oh yeah, really affected. It did

904
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: something to me me too. I was like, because the

905
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: second one, like they kissed and then they went in

906
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: for a second one, and I was like, this is

907
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: maybe the most beauty of the thing I've never seen.

908
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: It was so good. You know who else I love

909
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:09,239
Speaker 1: Tanning Tatum them love them. Yeah, you like a hunk,

910
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: like a beefy hunk. I mean, you know what it

911
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: is like, I grew up on Long Island. So like

912
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: what I've said a thousand times on this podcast, everyone's like,

913
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: we know, but like, I'm never gonna not be attracted

914
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 1: to like the guy that comes in the room and

915
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: he's like I'm here, and it's like probably to Tan

916
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: and has muscles, and it's like as a has that

917
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: tattoo around his bicep, always part of me is going

918
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: to be like sure, But I do understand that because

919
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: there is a butcher near my apartment that I go

920
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: to and any time you walk and he's like, he says,

921
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: we're gonna get you, sweetie, and I'm like, it's like

922
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,799
Speaker 1: and he's like anything else for you, sweetie, And I'm

923
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 1: like he really like any hawk geye that works at

924
00:54:53,560 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 1: a pizza store. I go to the pizza store on

925
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 1: Google Search and see where the closest piece of stories,

926
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,279
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Those guys in my little

927
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: dirty apron store down the block. I love a pizza store.

928
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 1: Gotta love gotta love your Okay, I don't have a

929
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 1: top five. I think I have like the top three.

930
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: Oh even okay, so um uh oh god, what's that guy,

931
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:35,800
Speaker 1: Billy crud Up, really Billy Crudup in any movie? Like

932
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: even women? I was like, oh, yeah, he looks gross

933
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: in this, but I would still still bang, um there

934
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:48,280
Speaker 1: you go. Stephen Colbert. Yeah, I mean come on, man,

935
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: it's just any magic man, anyone with good jawline, you know,

936
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 1: and then like you're give me, you know, give me

937
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: any dress, Elba, just give me a square jaw. That's all.

938
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: You know? Who's hot? That Herschela Ali Yes, Oh my gosh,

939
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,400
Speaker 1: I'm a Denton. Yes, I mean I'm just watching Moonlight.

940
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,919
Speaker 1: I was like, who's hottie man? Yes, daddy, he's he's

941
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 1: he's bad, He's daddy. He he might be the new daddy.

942
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: He was. He was the daddy in Moonlight. He was

943
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: the daddy Dad. And I have to see that movie.

944
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: Still you haven't seen, you must because you know who

945
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: I love is Naomi Harris. She's so good at I mean,

946
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: what a glamazon too? She is bard Yeah, yes, you've seen.

947
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:43,400
Speaker 1: That's not the Harry Bonds's moneypenny. She's the new money penny.

948
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: Am I not talking to two bond queens. I'm not

949
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:49,080
Speaker 1: a Bond queen. Money is a big figure. I know

950
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 1: who's Oh well, and that's a oh actually, I've completely

951
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:58,439
Speaker 1: missed my top guy. No, you probably don't even know him,

952
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 1: but you wait, the geeky geek that's now the new queue. No. No,

953
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 1: his name is Tobias Menzies. I know, I know the

954
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: last name. That's the name. I would almost how the French.

955
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. He like, he is this amazing actor.

956
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: He's in um, he's in one of the Bond movies.

957
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: If you I only saw the first season of Outlander,

958
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 1: and he's like, he plays two parts. He's the bad

959
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: guy and he's the husband. He's in the Night Manager.

960
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: He's in a Game of Thrones. He like does everything

961
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: look Admir Tulley in Game of Thrones. He is I

962
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: he blows my mind. Look him because I want to know.

963
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:54,760
Speaker 1: Use Google search, don't use Google search dot com. Slap

964
00:57:54,880 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: forward of the opportune bo uh. He's looking at this.

965
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: Look at that John, that's huge. What do you think

966
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,720
Speaker 1: about the look at his little look at his arms?

967
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 1: You like Thomas Hutleston. I don't, I know, I know

968
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 1: but I watched The Night Manager and he was so

969
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I'm sure he's a lovely person. I

970
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: don't want to judge his work because God only knows.

971
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to be judged ever. But he was

972
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: so stready and it was like it was in The

973
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 1: Night Manager. It was like, yeah, he's always like I'm

974
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,840
Speaker 1: using sex appeal, I've got chop features. Yeah, but I

975
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: really do feel bad because if we're in a movie together,

976
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: I don't wanted to be like I heard you on

977
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 1: those coats guaranteed he listens. Yeah. Wait, do you like

978
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: Bennett c cumber Badge? Yes, that's yeah, but you're just

979
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: like not no, because what I am very attractive. But

980
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 1: here's the thing. When you watch Sherlock, which is one

981
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: of my top favorite shows of all time, Martin Freeman

982
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: is like a very close second to Tobias. Yeah. Wait,

983
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: who's like the hot hot guy from Game of Thrones? Oh,

984
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: the guy who plays John Snow Yeah but not really

985
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: not a kid Harrington because he and I don't know,

986
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 1: I don't know the guy who plays Um, the guy

987
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:29,440
Speaker 1: who the guy who plays male Anister. He's like a

988
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: name like Nicola, Yes, yes, yes, Richard Madden who's also

989
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, who was one of the uh he

990
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:47,960
Speaker 1: was rob he has hands boy, Yes. And you know

991
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: who I think is attractive is Lily Allen's brother Alfie Alpha.

992
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: And there's a couple of scenes where he's getting it

993
00:59:55,720 --> 01:00:02,120
Speaker 1: on and I'm like, Alpha Allen. I totally get that,

994
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 1: which Lily Allen wrote a song called just Like about

995
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: him being a stoner like Lily. I do like Lily

996
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 1: Allen the first British stuff. I am convinced that's where

997
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be. Have you been to London? Yes?

998
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,800
Speaker 1: I love it there. If there was a way where

999
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: like I could like be living my life, I convinced

1000
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: that's where I want to be. London I loved because listen,

1001
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 1: my last time I went to my only time I

1002
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 1: went to Europe. We were going from Paris to London,

1003
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 1: and I loved Paris so much, like was totally in

1004
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 1: love with it, did not want to leave, and we

1005
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 1: were like, okay, we're going to London now. I was

1006
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: dreading it, like, did not expect to like it at all,

1007
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: and then I got there and it was the best,

1008
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: so so beautiful. Have you seen a show on the

1009
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: west End. Yes, great question, Yes I have. I actually

1010
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,240
Speaker 1: I was because I was there. I was there in March,

1011
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: and then I was there the year before and I

1012
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: went to Matilda by myself. Probably it was really great

1013
01:01:06,120 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 1: and I saw a funny girl. Oh Matilda was probably great.

1014
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: It was really great. And then of course it was

1015
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 1: just uh because I went by myself, I got a

1016
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 1: great seat because you're just a little like fills in

1017
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:33,280
Speaker 1: and a little everyone's like, don't come near you, like

1018
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 1: when Kim and shows. Um, here's the thing. I I've

1019
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 1: seen not enough Broadway shows to feel like an expert

1020
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 1: on that matter. Uh. That show was just so interesting

1021
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 1: and fun and there were so many kids. It was great.

1022
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,720
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of another, probably show that I

1023
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,520
Speaker 1: saw with a lot of kidanes School of Rock with

1024
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,439
Speaker 1: our Michael Hartney. I want to see it's so badly Yeah,

1025
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:07,000
Speaker 1: well he's not in it anymore. Oh god, oh god god.

1026
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: But there's lots of really talented kids and they are

1027
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 1: actually playing those instruments. It's really good. That's so great.

1028
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 1: It's a wonderful thing. And I have to there's a

1029
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 1: lot of good stuff coming to broad you know what,

1030
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 1: you know what commercial drives me wild. Hello Dolly, Hello

1031
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:33,000
Speaker 1: Dolly Midler, Broadway, no Way, no More, No More needs

1032
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 1: to be sad. That's the commercial. It's just those words

1033
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 1: text and it's like, yeah, you're right, I'm gonna bite ticket.

1034
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,640
Speaker 1: I see I don't have television. I just have Netflix.

1035
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:47,000
Speaker 1: And so yeah, do you have your Netflix hooked up

1036
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: to your talent? Yes? I do, because you have the

1037
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: Apple box. I have an Apple box. It's a cold

1038
01:02:55,000 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: apple apple couple story. Can I just one quick thing

1039
01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:06,840
Speaker 1: and just too quickly bring it back to make yourself comfy.

1040
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 1: The titles. Just just look at the titles alone and

1041
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 1: you'll laugh. Can your name cup of soup? Bagelberger and

1042
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 1: we're given a read? Those are my watercolors. I did

1043
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:22,840
Speaker 1: the little oh yeah for the cover art. That was

1044
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: like a huge part of the podcast was me really

1045
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: being like, I've got it. I'm gonna make the art

1046
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 1: more episodes. Have you thought about revisiting you know? It's

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Speaker 1: I love doing it and I would it just it

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01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 1: was it felt like we we did a whole like

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01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: we did twenty two. It felt great. Um And Taylor

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01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 1: Moore was the producer and he's just that's crazy. The

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01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,880
Speaker 1: best I mean, I would love to do it more,

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01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 1: but I also like, well it did end. I think

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01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: Bagel Burger was the last. Was the first Sad Squirties?

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01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 1: What was the ones that? One of my favorite things

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01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,960
Speaker 1: ever was the episode with Neil Casey. We're at the

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01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:05,600
Speaker 1: end of the episode. He plays a little baby who

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01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:11,560
Speaker 1: loves who talks that is that Scoties and and yes,

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01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,560
Speaker 1: and then Albert plays his mother and he is in

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01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 1: like a little like high wheelchair sort of thing, and

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01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 1: he wants to go to the window and he wants

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01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: always wants salami, always wants. Well, there's actually a funny

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01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 1: story about case I don't know if you know this,

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01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: but Bowen Yang came out the closet to Casey at

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Speaker 1: Skidmore College Comedy Festival. So sophomore Yeah, this is another

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01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:41,080
Speaker 1: college college story that will never forget. This is so

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01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:45,440
Speaker 1: this was this is sophomore year. Matt had come out

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01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: the year prior, over the summer going on the sophomore year,

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01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,760
Speaker 1: and it was like I was like the only person

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Speaker 1: in the like comedy community and yu that was gay.

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01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah and so and then at that point going into

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Speaker 1: sophomore year, I was like, oh boy, I don't know

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01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 1: how much longer I can have to keep up? Yeah,

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01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 1: So then I kept it up until second semester though,

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01:05:05,760 --> 01:05:08,640
Speaker 1: after winter break, and then in February we all head

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Speaker 1: up to Skidmore College and don't have you done? That?

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01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 1: Have you done? But too Torto does it and then

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01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 1: they headlined that year and that's why, and then just yeah,

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01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 1: the week before that, I think the day before we left,

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01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:25,320
Speaker 1: I had come out to the people in the improv group,

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01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:28,439
Speaker 1: and then swiftly after the people in the sketch group,

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01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 1: but then going together, it was spread. It had spread.

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01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 1: And then we went up to skid More and I

1083
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 1: was just so happy and excited to be out of

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01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:39,760
Speaker 1: the closet again and so drunk and so drunk, and

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01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 1: then so then after the show has happened, um, we

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01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 1: went to this little cabin in the woods where we

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01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: had this party and then I just got hammered, truly handred,

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01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 1: and Neil was talking to some some nice person outside

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01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:57,800
Speaker 1: on the on the deck and then I just amble

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01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 1: out and I go takes boat. Hey, Neil, ca see

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01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:08,120
Speaker 1: guess what, I'm a big Old's great, that's great. And

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01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 1: Neil was very nice about it, but was terrified I'm sure,

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01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 1: And so Neil was one of the first people I

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01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 1: came out to. That's a beautiful memory. Oh and what

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Speaker 1: a wonderful I mean, just the PE's just the best.

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01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: I never met him, you never, you never will. That's

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Speaker 1: a little story. We've gone through a lot of college

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Speaker 1: origin stories and we never talked about a league of

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Speaker 1: their own. Okay, let's just talk quickly about a league

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Speaker 1: of our own before we get into I don't think so, honey,

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01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: what's the best scene of a League of our own?

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01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 1: Milky White Breast? Okay, which I need to explain. No,

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01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 1: I mean that's it's it's not the honestly, I think

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01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 1: it's it's not maybe not the best scene, but to

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01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:58,560
Speaker 1: me it really affected me. It's there, there's a woman

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01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,280
Speaker 1: on the team who can read, and she, of course

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01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:05,880
Speaker 1: Madonna helps to read, and they're at the back of

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01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 1: the bus and it's and of course Madonna has like

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01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 1: a racy book and so she's reading and she's like

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01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:20,600
Speaker 1: Milky White Breast and she learns to read through this. Yeah.

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01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,840
Speaker 1: I have to say my favorite scene is has anyone

1112
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 1: seen my new red hat actress killing it with one one?

1113
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 1: They're having this dramatic scene and then has anyone seen

1114
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: my new red hat? And what does Gina Davis say?

1115
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:40,960
Speaker 1: I piss on your hat? By the way, have you

1116
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:48,240
Speaker 1: seen Thomma and Louise? It was so nice to that

1117
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: you must see Thoma and Louise. Have you seen Thoma

1118
01:07:53,120 --> 01:08:00,760
Speaker 1: and Louise? I'll be announcing my new co host. Um,

1119
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 1: you guys have to see Delma and Louisa Davis, Susan

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01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:10,240
Speaker 1: Sarandon pre insanity. Um, but you must, Oh my god,

1121
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:12,960
Speaker 1: it's so good. Does it count that I do you get?

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01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch French and Saunders the Sketch Show

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01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 1: which Don French two amazing British women of French, huge fan.

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01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: I would watch it every now and night, so obviously

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Speaker 1: ab fab and then the other duo that that, Jennifer Saunders.

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01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 1: So French and Saunders. But they did a lot of

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01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:37,519
Speaker 1: movie parodies and they did Alma and Louise and it's

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Speaker 1: super It's just even not seeing the movie, it's super

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01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: funny because like the whole thing is the fact that

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01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 1: they're shooting it in England and it's cold and it's

1131
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: like in a convertible, and they keep referencing the fact

1132
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 1: that the cameras like hanging on the side, like it's

1133
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 1: just a great love Alma and Louise. We had to

1134
01:08:57,600 --> 01:09:00,759
Speaker 1: watch in college. I was studying screen writing in college

1135
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:03,640
Speaker 1: and they they put it on because it was like,

1136
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 1: this is a great example of a script, and like

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01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,080
Speaker 1: we watched it, and it was one of the first

1138
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:10,680
Speaker 1: times that like, I was crying in a movie in

1139
01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 1: a real way and thought about many hours afterwards, and like,

1140
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:16,320
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was going to get emotional, and

1141
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 1: like all of a sudden really was. And Billy Domino,

1142
01:09:19,320 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 1: whose birthday it is today, his birthday is today, and

1143
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,720
Speaker 1: he looked over at me and was like, wow, this

1144
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:31,280
Speaker 1: is beautiful to see. Oh did that affect ruin it?

1145
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:36,120
Speaker 1: I can't think of the movie without thinking of him

1146
01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 1: like laughing at me crying. So in a way, it's

1147
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:40,600
Speaker 1: kind of he was making fun of you, I think, so.

1148
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:46,360
Speaker 1: I think also, callback I never got into Brad Pitt,

1149
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,240
Speaker 1: that's fine. Well, you know I got into him when

1150
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:53,800
Speaker 1: he got a little bit beefier, know what, which fits toity,

1151
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 1: which I would say the closest I got into him

1152
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 1: was that peanut butter scene in this one where he's

1153
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:06,680
Speaker 1: um the devil or like dead death, am I thinking back? Yes,

1154
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:10,760
Speaker 1: which it's the most like he's like basically playing like

1155
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 1: uh like a British boy. Yeah, yeah, he's death. He

1156
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 1: comes back and tries to take Anthony Hopkins and oh

1157
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,599
Speaker 1: my god. I was just gonna say rule number one

1158
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:27,960
Speaker 1: seven of culture. If you don't know clear, you're not

1159
01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 1: a cultural I mean must know they're called back, because

1160
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:39,519
Speaker 1: last night I googled it. Dana Reeves. Wow, this is beautiful. Yeah.

1161
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:41,799
Speaker 1: I watched a video on YouTube that was called Kiana

1162
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:45,920
Speaker 1: Reeves girlfriend and it just counted it down. Center Bullock, right,

1163
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:50,639
Speaker 1: Sandra Bullock, absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Center, A lot

1164
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 1: of celebrities she dated. She dated Ryan Gosling before he

1165
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 1: was like Ryan gosl absolutely, And then I will say

1166
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,640
Speaker 1: this is not to throtrade. It's Andrew, who I think

1167
01:11:00,760 --> 01:11:06,040
Speaker 1: is truly amazing and I actually think somehow underrated. I

1168
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:11,720
Speaker 1: scared question her because of the Jesse James thing. I'm like,

1169
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 1: what is that? Yeah, like, well, how did that happen?

1170
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: Doesn't that happen too often? That like some amazing, talented,

1171
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:25,040
Speaker 1: beautiful woman dates some like yeah, I mean I don't

1172
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 1: know who Kenny Chesney is and what he's all about.

1173
01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:29,280
Speaker 1: But he's another one where I was like, what you doing?

1174
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,479
Speaker 1: I went to a concert of his one time. And

1175
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:37,040
Speaker 1: also Kenny Chesney's probably on my top five. One time.

1176
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:38,439
Speaker 1: I read an article with him when I was like

1177
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 1: eleven and very susceptible to this, and he said I

1178
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,800
Speaker 1: actually have six percent body fat and I was like, God,

1179
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:47,639
Speaker 1: damn it. Now here's the thing. Are you into him

1180
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:52,800
Speaker 1: with his hat off? Yeah, has to stay on the

1181
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:57,320
Speaker 1: same thing with probably Tim McGraw. Tim Across a good

1182
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:02,040
Speaker 1: one with the hat on with off. He and the

1183
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,800
Speaker 1: blind Side put that back onto. Never saw the blind side.

1184
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:08,759
Speaker 1: He was in. The blind Side missed literally nothing. Sandra

1185
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 1: looks like my name is Leanne Tui and I am

1186
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:14,479
Speaker 1: I'm my foot. I'm going to raise this child. Let's

1187
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:19,439
Speaker 1: save this town. That's her husband, right Stid. Oh my god, Sorry,

1188
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 1: I have to segread to another man who blows my

1189
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:24,439
Speaker 1: mind because that made me think of Friday night Lights

1190
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 1: and the Kyle Kyle Chandler. That's that's an American flavor

1191
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,360
Speaker 1: in there. For American that is, every once in a while,

1192
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:36,400
Speaker 1: I love a good old American hot dog and catchup. No,

1193
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,559
Speaker 1: I just want to say one thing about Jennifer Saunders.

1194
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 1: She is the only good thing about the Struck franchise.

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01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:45,160
Speaker 1: I think she played she played the first she played

1196
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:48,280
Speaker 1: Harry Godmother. That's right. Yeah, I don't think she's the

1197
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:52,599
Speaker 1: only good thing about wonderful Shrek Too though Shrek one,

1198
01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:54,640
Speaker 1: John left Ow amazing even like, yeah, I know you

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01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:57,120
Speaker 1: watch the Shrek the first Maybe Shreck is great. Cameron D.

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01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:02,040
Speaker 1: Cameron D so Mike my No, no, you gotta love

1201
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 1: my Mike mies. But by the second movie, I was like, okay,

1202
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:09,200
Speaker 1: But then Jennifer Saunders brought that fresh new villain factor

1203
01:13:09,439 --> 01:13:12,040
Speaker 1: and she's she's saying that cover of holding out for

1204
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:15,320
Speaker 1: a hero. Oh that was her her. I never saw

1205
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:18,519
Speaker 1: a Shrek two because I wanted to keep Shrek one pure. Guys.

1206
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:25,479
Speaker 1: Shrek Too Great soundtrack dashboard confessional, so I'm a real

1207
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:29,720
Speaker 1: dashboard question. Mike Myers called back to one of my

1208
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 1: first ever crushes, Dana Carvey in Wayne's World. Oh yeah, cutie,

1209
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:39,240
Speaker 1: I was in love with Garth, as was I Bill

1210
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 1: Murray and Ghostbusters. I named my Ken Peter for Peter

1211
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:47,160
Speaker 1: vank because he was like, I was like, he's so hot,

1212
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:51,840
Speaker 1: little Peter Vankman Kendall took my barbies very serious. So

1213
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:56,960
Speaker 1: you think Dana Carvey is the hottest comedian honestly, Dana

1214
01:13:57,040 --> 01:14:00,880
Speaker 1: Carvey in wayensworld. So I'm being very clear, it is. Yes,

1215
01:14:01,800 --> 01:14:06,639
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I love those lonely Island boys, love

1216
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 1: them with their little white sunglasses, love them so long Island. Okay,

1217
01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 1: I think we gotta do. I don't think so, honey.

1218
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:18,920
Speaker 1: Now you've heard, you've heard the show. You know, I

1219
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:22,120
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Sometimes we don't always prepare, but

1220
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 1: I do have one prepared. If you have one prepared, no,

1221
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:27,080
Speaker 1: I don't. Do you want to go first? All right?

1222
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 1: Do you have one that you're gonna do? Okay, well

1223
01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 1: it's okay because that's commonplace, all right. I do have

1224
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,960
Speaker 1: one that I'm gonna do, and I'm excited about it

1225
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,679
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get my stance. I don't think so, honey.

1226
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 1: For everyone out there listening is our chance to take

1227
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:41,120
Speaker 1: woman on the clock to rail on something and culture

1228
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:45,760
Speaker 1: that's really grinding our tears and getting it culture. And

1229
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:49,640
Speaker 1: we you listen all the DoD day, So here we go.

1230
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:53,240
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Matt Rogers, time starts now,

1231
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,639
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Walt Disney World, the Hall

1232
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:58,400
Speaker 1: of Presidents rides specifically, y'all are going through a refurbish

1233
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:01,599
Speaker 1: right now, refurbishments right now, so you can put Donald Trump,

1234
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:04,960
Speaker 1: the animatronic in there. I say, I don't think so, honey, bitch.

1235
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:07,800
Speaker 1: I am not about these little children who come to

1236
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,360
Speaker 1: Magic Kingdom for enjoyment having to sit into the Hall

1237
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:13,120
Speaker 1: of Presidents and listen to that motherfucker. I say, it's

1238
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:14,920
Speaker 1: not okay. You want to put him in that a

1239
01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:16,880
Speaker 1: perserve of the legacy of the ride, that's fine. He

1240
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:19,280
Speaker 1: better not speak. What are you gonna say? Grabbed by

1241
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:21,720
Speaker 1: the pussy in front of little Sally Susan. She's there

1242
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:23,639
Speaker 1: to go on Splash Mountain. She's waiting for her fast

1243
01:15:23,680 --> 01:15:26,160
Speaker 1: past time. She goes over by Hall of Presidents, walks

1244
01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:27,599
Speaker 1: on it because you know what, never has a line.

1245
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 1: Because the ride sucks, Why don't you shut it down?

1246
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,759
Speaker 1: She goes in there, she's gonna listen to Donald Trump.

1247
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Well Disney World, give me

1248
01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,479
Speaker 1: to take a stance. If you can't serve alcohol in

1249
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:39,519
Speaker 1: the Magic Kingdom, you better not be serving. I'm Donald

1250
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:44,120
Speaker 1: Trump's bullshit. I have to say. I'm disappointed, I'm enraged,

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Speaker 1: I have fury, and I will boycott the Hall of Presidents.

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01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:50,439
Speaker 1: I won't boycott Magic Kingdom because what am I nuts?

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01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:53,559
Speaker 1: I have to go, But like I don't think so, honey,

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01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:58,400
Speaker 1: Hall of President. And that's one minute I purposely did

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01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:00,920
Speaker 1: not prep and now my heart is eating so fast

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01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:05,639
Speaker 1: that I had good And also, you guys please sign

1257
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,519
Speaker 1: my change dot org petition that I started yesterday called

1258
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,679
Speaker 1: no Donald Trump animatronic speech in the Hall of President.

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01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:14,960
Speaker 1: I really don't know if that's up to the government necessary,

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01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:17,080
Speaker 1: it's up to Walt Disney World. I signed it and

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01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:21,120
Speaker 1: it's going to Well, it's not why it's not the people.

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01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:24,160
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, because classically George W. Bush

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01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:26,880
Speaker 1: had a speech, Bill Clinton had a speech, Barack Obama

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01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:29,320
Speaker 1: had to speech, and all the incumbent presidents go in

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01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,320
Speaker 1: there and they record a speech specifically for the ride.

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01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:33,920
Speaker 1: No Donald Trump speech. Can I just point out one

1267
01:16:34,280 --> 01:16:36,439
Speaker 1: fatal flaw and that I don't think so, honey. That

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01:16:37,479 --> 01:16:42,519
Speaker 1: fatal flaw I guess in accuracy. Hall of Presidents doesn't

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01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:45,320
Speaker 1: have fast pass. Well, I wasn't saying that. I was

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01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:47,160
Speaker 1: saying they're waiting for their fast past to come in

1271
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:49,479
Speaker 1: on Splash Mountain. If you listen back to I don't

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01:16:49,479 --> 01:16:52,160
Speaker 1: think so, honey, you'll that'll be clear. Okay, honey, let's

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01:16:52,240 --> 01:16:54,559
Speaker 1: roll the tape at home when you when you listen

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01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:58,760
Speaker 1: to that. This just also because I now wish we

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01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:01,559
Speaker 1: had like another hour to talk about how like I'm

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01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:07,960
Speaker 1: a huge Walt Disney World. Oh my god, I literally,

1277
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:11,920
Speaker 1: I just I know because I watched the VIDs, watch videos,

1278
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,680
Speaker 1: and they were the best thing in the world. The

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01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,040
Speaker 1: whole time. I was like, I wish I was there.

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01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:20,080
Speaker 1: I wish I was invited to do it. I will.

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01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:23,080
Speaker 1: I don't care when I will be there. People have

1282
01:17:23,120 --> 01:17:25,040
Speaker 1: been coming out of the woodwork with that's saying, there

1283
01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:28,160
Speaker 1: Disney fans, I'm like, where were you before? Not in

1284
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:31,120
Speaker 1: the woodwork at all? Just we hadn't had a chance

1285
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:33,800
Speaker 1: to talk about it, right, you're right, honestly, we must go.

1286
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 1: And also, how do you feel about Universal Students? No,

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01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:43,200
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think so. I would go

1288
01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:46,439
Speaker 1: for Harry Potter World, but I am I don't want

1289
01:17:46,439 --> 01:17:50,840
Speaker 1: to go. I don't want to ride the movies. You

1290
01:17:50,920 --> 01:17:53,840
Speaker 1: don't want to ride the movies? That's insane. Who do

1291
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:56,519
Speaker 1: you want to ride the movie? They come to life?

1292
01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:59,160
Speaker 1: I want to spend all my time in Disney World. Well,

1293
01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:05,439
Speaker 1: lead me over there, listen, I'll consider it understanding. The

1294
01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:08,040
Speaker 1: transportation over there is a full mess. And also they're

1295
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:11,479
Speaker 1: all about the bottom line these days. Disney it's a

1296
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:18,040
Speaker 1: mall as if it had as if it weren't before. Well,

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01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:20,760
Speaker 1: I will say, I don't know, this is a whole

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01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:26,240
Speaker 1: other episode. Okay, you you haven't been to Universal. Wait, then, Albert,

1299
01:18:26,280 --> 01:18:28,920
Speaker 1: you gotta gotta go. When we go, we'll take you

1300
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:32,439
Speaker 1: and I will change your world. Because when we went,

1301
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:34,840
Speaker 1: we we did Disney and then last minute, game time

1302
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,519
Speaker 1: decision to tyd we were going to Universal. We did

1303
01:18:36,600 --> 01:18:38,920
Speaker 1: both parks in one day because I was like, I

1304
01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:42,920
Speaker 1: was like, come on boys, let's go ride. I will

1305
01:18:42,920 --> 01:18:46,840
Speaker 1: tell you the biggest gag in the entire trip was first.

1306
01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:51,519
Speaker 1: I'm equal ranking first with Grandcott's. Also first was the Mummy.

1307
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:54,920
Speaker 1: The ride Mummy. The ride You're going up Brendan Fraser, realness,

1308
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,880
Speaker 1: You're going up just you know, like an incline, slowly,

1309
01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:01,400
Speaker 1: like as you would normally expecting a coaster. This is

1310
01:19:01,479 --> 01:19:03,200
Speaker 1: the moment of my life. Moment of my life. But

1311
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:07,600
Speaker 1: then it's a fake out. You beat up into the

1312
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:10,800
Speaker 1: mouth of Mho tap and you basically fly out of

1313
01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:12,439
Speaker 1: your chair, fly to your chair, and then all of

1314
01:19:12,479 --> 01:19:14,400
Speaker 1: a sudden you see m Ho teps giant face and

1315
01:19:14,439 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 1: then you find come on, come on, oh, I gagged.

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01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:24,240
Speaker 1: I gagged for filth Okay girls, Bowen Yangs, I don't

1317
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:26,559
Speaker 1: think so. I don't know about this. He never prepares

1318
01:19:27,560 --> 01:19:30,840
Speaker 1: and it's always still great because he has that danger box.

1319
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 1: Improblems you would have experienced. I will if this is bad,

1320
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:43,839
Speaker 1: it's because you and I have to thank Ben Rogers

1321
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:46,519
Speaker 1: for my I don't think so high. Wherever you are,

1322
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:52,920
Speaker 1: haven't spoken to you in seven years on this ok

1323
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:55,600
Speaker 1: here we go and Bowen Yangs, I don't think so

1324
01:19:55,680 --> 01:19:59,120
Speaker 1: Honey starts now. I don't think so honey. NBC News

1325
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:02,639
Speaker 1: and MSNBC in all NBC affiliates, Honey, I don't think

1326
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:05,040
Speaker 1: so Honey for giving Megan Kelly a full hour slot

1327
01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:06,800
Speaker 1: on the Today Show. I just learned about this match.

1328
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,720
Speaker 1: Just told me about this before we were recording. I

1329
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:11,520
Speaker 1: don't think so. On NBC, do not give a platform

1330
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:15,280
Speaker 1: to this woman who is an opportunist, feminist honey. She did.

1331
01:20:15,479 --> 01:20:18,400
Speaker 1: She spoke out against women of taking maternity leave. She

1332
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:23,040
Speaker 1: spoke out against you know, women and feminist issues until

1333
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,720
Speaker 1: it affected her, until she had a baby, honey, and

1334
01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:27,920
Speaker 1: then she started to speak out against it. Honey. I

1335
01:20:27,960 --> 01:20:30,479
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Megan Kelly, I don't think so, honey.

1336
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:34,280
Speaker 1: Giving greta ancestor in a new show, no, sir, read Bob,

1337
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:36,720
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, greta ancestor. And I don't.

1338
01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:39,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear her takes on ship. She's

1339
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:41,599
Speaker 1: not a good journalist. She can she you know what, Greta.

1340
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:44,200
Speaker 1: I will give Greta this credit. She does ask some

1341
01:20:44,320 --> 01:20:46,600
Speaker 1: good questions. She she grills her guests. But give me

1342
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:49,760
Speaker 1: Rachel mannow all day, all night, twenty four hours a day.

1343
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:52,960
Speaker 1: But I don't think so, honey, Gretta. And and what's

1344
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,679
Speaker 1: her face, Megan Kelly, No, honey, no, I don't want

1345
01:20:56,720 --> 01:21:00,040
Speaker 1: to see that. That was one of my worst I

1346
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:03,280
Speaker 1: don't think it was good. It was good. You got

1347
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:05,840
Speaker 1: a little off game because it was about Megan Kelly,

1348
01:21:05,920 --> 01:21:08,080
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden it became about and

1349
01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:10,120
Speaker 1: then it became but it was the Embassy news. It

1350
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,679
Speaker 1: was a little unfocused, but you know what, your passion

1351
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:17,040
Speaker 1: was amazing. Yes, I had, yeah, thank you, it was incredible,

1352
01:21:17,240 --> 01:21:20,000
Speaker 1: it was great. It's true, Thank you very much. It's true.

1353
01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:23,880
Speaker 1: Megan Kelly is all up in that NBC Today's show gig,

1354
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:27,880
Speaker 1: I mean, looks getting a whole hour look. And I'm

1355
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:31,479
Speaker 1: sure Megan Kelly trotted down down the mall today for

1356
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:35,160
Speaker 1: the March for Life or whatever the fun right, Okay, well,

1357
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:42,120
Speaker 1: not to get too political, but anti life here on death.

1358
01:21:43,439 --> 01:21:46,920
Speaker 1: You have to just be transparent about it. Absolutely alright.

1359
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:49,679
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just thought of one and it's

1360
01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:52,559
Speaker 1: now compared to what you're gonna you talked about, it's

1361
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:56,880
Speaker 1: not gonna it's gonna seem very shallow. But here and

1362
01:21:57,080 --> 01:22:00,080
Speaker 1: here we go back. I don't think so, honey, you

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01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:03,640
Speaker 1: start now, I don't think so, honey. Spotify, you are

1364
01:22:03,720 --> 01:22:08,040
Speaker 1: a fucking Joe so much. You are so expensive. Also,

1365
01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:10,920
Speaker 1: here's the reason I don't like you. Your playlists are

1366
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:14,120
Speaker 1: to re blate. You have the same ten pop songs.

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01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 1: I need new pop. I need fresh pop, and play

1368
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:19,120
Speaker 1: the same songs. You say this one's team pop, you

1369
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:21,320
Speaker 1: say this one's top forty. No, no, no, no, it's

1370
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:26,080
Speaker 1: the same Sean Mendez song and over and over. I

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01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:28,960
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Check out Pandora and how they

1372
01:22:29,000 --> 01:22:31,040
Speaker 1: have some sort of algorithm going on that gets me

1373
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:34,200
Speaker 1: tons of sweet sweet jams. Also, I love your eighties playlists.

1374
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:36,280
Speaker 1: Who knew there was so much great pop music. It

1375
01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:39,400
Speaker 1: is so good. Although your commercials are a to reblay.

1376
01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:42,639
Speaker 1: Butify you also wouldn't give me a student discount. I'm

1377
01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:45,160
Speaker 1: currently enrolling Sketch to a lot of the UTD theater.

1378
01:22:45,479 --> 01:22:47,840
Speaker 1: You would not give it to me. I contacted sheer

1379
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:50,360
Speaker 1: Id to get my discount. You refused me, saying it

1380
01:22:50,479 --> 01:22:53,679
Speaker 1: wasn't a Title nine accredited university and so I could

1381
01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:56,559
Speaker 1: not get that discount. I don't think so, honey. Spotify,

1382
01:22:56,640 --> 01:23:00,439
Speaker 1: you are overrated, expensive, and you you you'd not have

1383
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:06,880
Speaker 1: the best music. Oh my god, you with n I

1384
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:15,599
Speaker 1: literally have Oh god, I love Spotify, but you are right.

1385
01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:18,680
Speaker 1: You just revealed so much I'm in like a relationship

1386
01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:22,479
Speaker 1: that's not good. But Spotify the playlists, the playlists really

1387
01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:25,640
Speaker 1: do suck. And I have dad Spotify. I'll have it

1388
01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:27,920
Speaker 1: for a months, I'll turn it off. I tried Apple Music,

1389
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:30,200
Speaker 1: and the problem with Apple Music is that it just

1390
01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:32,640
Speaker 1: like it doesn't work. Yeah, and then when you have

1391
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:35,839
Speaker 1: your own music on like on the on your iPhone,

1392
01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,120
Speaker 1: just like weird stuff happens, and their playlists aren't that

1393
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:42,880
Speaker 1: good and I Pandora. Honestly it surprises me and I

1394
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:48,360
Speaker 1: love it. But yeah, and the sound quality is not

1395
01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:50,960
Speaker 1: as good. It's like weirdly like sounds a little tinny.

1396
01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:54,599
Speaker 1: I love my tunes. Well, here's the deal. I feel

1397
01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 1: like Spotify works for me because I like to get

1398
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:00,000
Speaker 1: upsas with one song and listen to it fifty times

1399
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:03,040
Speaker 1: in a row. So with the Pandora, I don't think

1400
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,519
Speaker 1: I could do that because I would want to keep

1401
01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:07,640
Speaker 1: listening to the song again and again. It's just like

1402
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,559
Speaker 1: how I am and it then it will shake it up.

1403
01:24:09,680 --> 01:24:12,320
Speaker 1: And well, that's the thing I'm trying to understand about

1404
01:24:12,320 --> 01:24:14,040
Speaker 1: my musical days is because I feel like I do

1405
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:15,960
Speaker 1: the same thing, and it's like should I just buy

1406
01:24:16,160 --> 01:24:18,439
Speaker 1: that song? Right? And then when I want to like

1407
01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:21,280
Speaker 1: listen and bop around, do a little Pandora when I'm

1408
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 1: usually in my apartment. But when it comes down to it,

1409
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:26,639
Speaker 1: I listened to probably the same one song, two songs

1410
01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:28,160
Speaker 1: over and over again for a period of time, and

1411
01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:30,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, might as well just buy it, right? I

1412
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:32,960
Speaker 1: have an instinct to ask you a question. Yes, Brittany

1413
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:38,240
Speaker 1: or Christina? Brittany, thank you, thank you. Bro. Wow, that's

1414
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:41,400
Speaker 1: a little um plug for Matt. I'm sure that Matt

1415
01:24:41,439 --> 01:24:43,320
Speaker 1: and I are doing it. That's coming up. We're about

1416
01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:46,080
Speaker 1: to do a show. Matteolian and Christie Chello are hosting

1417
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,639
Speaker 1: a show at Union Hall called Battle of the Diva's

1418
01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:51,679
Speaker 1: Brittany Versus Christina and Bond When is rapping Britney spears

1419
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:54,280
Speaker 1: and I'm rapping Christina Aguilera. Oh my gosh, I'm there

1420
01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:57,360
Speaker 1: going to be a battle. Oh I'm gonna see it's

1421
01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:03,360
Speaker 1: I believe it is at February twenty second. You know.

1422
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:07,840
Speaker 1: That's a little plug for the kids. Um, this has

1423
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:12,880
Speaker 1: been so fun, Oh my god, what a joy. I mean,

1424
01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:16,639
Speaker 1: I had high expectations, but also the succeeded all of them.

1425
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:21,519
Speaker 1: I am we love you so much. We have to stop, well,

1426
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:25,360
Speaker 1: you know we must. And you can tell us all

1427
01:25:25,400 --> 01:25:28,760
Speaker 1: about your gags and your your gags and don't and

1428
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:31,560
Speaker 1: and who knows if by the next time Aber comes on,

1429
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:33,679
Speaker 1: well maybe the three of us have gone to differ.

1430
01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:35,880
Speaker 1: I wanted you to say, and then you said come

1431
01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:37,200
Speaker 1: on the back, because I was like, yes, but I

1432
01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:40,200
Speaker 1: also want you to invite me to consolutely. But here's

1433
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:43,840
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Recently, we were discussing about maybe going

1434
01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:45,280
Speaker 1: in March, and we're not going to go in March,

1435
01:25:45,400 --> 01:25:47,200
Speaker 1: and I'm happy about that because why would we go

1436
01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:50,320
Speaker 1: in March when avatar Land was coming to Animal Kingdom

1437
01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:54,679
Speaker 1: in the summer. But why the funk would I spend

1438
01:25:54,760 --> 01:25:58,599
Speaker 1: my money now and miss out on the flight of Passage? Okay,

1439
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:01,240
Speaker 1: and avatar Land where you can ride a beast and

1440
01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:03,280
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna crral a bunch of other comedians

1441
01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:08,400
Speaker 1: never saw avatar that's you didn't miss Probably fine. The

1442
01:26:08,479 --> 01:26:14,639
Speaker 1: best part of Avastar is Leona Lewis song see which

1443
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:17,560
Speaker 1: no one didn't become a hit and try to be

1444
01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:19,519
Speaker 1: the next My heart will go on. I don't know.

1445
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:22,960
Speaker 1: I think people just don't like Leo. Honestly, Bleeding Love

1446
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:27,559
Speaker 1: might be one of the best keep bleeding watch now,

1447
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:28,880
Speaker 1: that's going to be the only song I listened to

1448
01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:34,719
Speaker 1: for weeks. I lived and gagged for Bleeding Love. So good.

1449
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:41,479
Speaker 1: When nothing's greed than the rest comes who doesn't love it. Guys,

1450
01:26:41,640 --> 01:26:44,840
Speaker 1: we gotta own up to the fact that America should

1451
01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:51,120
Speaker 1: love Leona Lewis another amazing brit Ye, amazing Brits. Um

1452
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:54,439
Speaker 1: what what? What was? What was our proposed title of

1453
01:26:54,479 --> 01:26:58,320
Speaker 1: the episode? That right, that's true, that's true for all

1454
01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,760
Speaker 1: that true? That true Leona Lewis, Is that true? You

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Speaker 1: know what and you know what's true? And honestly, check

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Speaker 1: Aubrey out everywhere Grandma's ashes. Ask Cathree thousand everywhere, bit everywhere, bitch.

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Speaker 1: But we love you so much, Thank you, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Forever Dog. This is podcast. You're the best. That's Matt

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Speaker 1: Rodgers and bye bye. This has been a Forever Dog

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Speaker 1: production executive produced by Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsay, and Brett Bohm.

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