WEBVTT - Ray + Hotel Roon with Another Dude + Bourbon

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<v Speaker 1>This one.

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<v Speaker 2>We're live on both.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going yes, okay, good Uh guys, if you're at

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<v Speaker 3>the convention, you know I don't look like this for

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<v Speaker 3>whatever reason this camera, I look like a homeless drug addict.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, the snow is coming, man, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>get home. We gotta batten down that batching down the

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<v Speaker 1>hat and shit or whatever they call, batten down the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you gotta do. You gotta cover the pipes, and

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we gotta get going. Man, it's gonna it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get cold outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and also, let me say this because convention weather talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh can we swear on this one? Because we're obviously

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<v Speaker 2>gonna replay the recap of the convention.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you want to do? Yees?

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<v Speaker 2>So then why can't we swear on this one? Then

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<v Speaker 2>you can swear, not like hardcore, but if you need

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<v Speaker 2>to say it, it's so much funnier when you use

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<v Speaker 2>the actual word. Then and then I am delayed because

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<v Speaker 2>of the button bars all the way on my left

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<v Speaker 2>when it should be all the way on my right.

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<v Speaker 2>And so it's just not funny. Humor's all about timing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just killing our jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what's got going on? Is I think you're

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<v Speaker 1>angry right now. You're angry about the cold, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>upset about something. Something's getting down into you.

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<v Speaker 2>There's one thing. We just finished up with the big show.

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<v Speaker 2>And somebody from the building not they will remain nameless,

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<v Speaker 2>comes up to me and goes, what are you guys doing?

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<v Speaker 2>You're standing out here looking out the window. And I go,

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<v Speaker 2>what if I was to come up to you in

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<v Speaker 2>the breakroom when you take your one break of the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, hey, man, why are you sitting down?

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you go make some radio calls? What if

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<v Speaker 2>I did that right when you sit down in the breakroom,

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<v Speaker 2>how would that make you feel? And he shut up

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<v Speaker 2>real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your chance to decompress. And he invaded. Didn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>to give away the gender. He invaded your decompression, your

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<v Speaker 1>one moment of silence. They sounded the alarm the arth

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<v Speaker 1>like they were about to do some blowing right next door,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I got the camera and I'm ready to

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<v Speaker 1>see some explosion. They never blew, because it blew yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard horn yesterday and I just found out that

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<v Speaker 1>that's what that horn is. I thought it was just

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<v Speaker 1>a car honking, and then I heard the boom and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, whoa, And afternoon guy goes, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that that's the horn is for when they're gonna blow.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I heard the horn today and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I get to see blowing in person, and it's gonna boom.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna do slow mode video of the blow.

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<v Speaker 1>No blow.

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<v Speaker 2>They were blowing the side skyscraper the past couple months.

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<v Speaker 1>At three am.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw him blow dozens of times. Oh every time

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<v Speaker 2>equally as awesome. You see smoke. It's like probably twelve

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<v Speaker 2>sticks of dynamite. You wonder how can they control it

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<v Speaker 2>because it's underground, so you're sure there's not gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>one rock shoot up and break a window. It never did.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you'd see some go off, probably not exactly how

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<v Speaker 2>they were supposed to, but anytime they blow, it's must

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<v Speaker 2>see TV. And my hands are so cold, dude, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>about to put them in my pants. My hands are

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<v Speaker 2>that cold.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I raised the thing up to sixty eight degrees.

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<v Speaker 1>It was at sixty five, so you should be getting

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<v Speaker 1>some warmth coming in because I came down here when

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<v Speaker 1>they like this whole section when it was the LifeWay

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<v Speaker 1>building or whatever it was that was here. They blew it,

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<v Speaker 1>and the wife and I came down and watched it blow.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like right after New Year's and they said

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<v Speaker 1>ten nine. Well, actually I started doing ten nine eight

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<v Speaker 1>and people would do it, and then no, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know really, and then finally we really did the countdown,

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<v Speaker 1>and my wife didn't think it was funny that I

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<v Speaker 1>was pranking people saying ten nine. Oh no, no, they're

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<v Speaker 1>not sorry yet. Sorry, guys started in a minute and

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<v Speaker 1>it blew up the way. The It went boom and

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<v Speaker 1>all the smoke comes billowing down the blocks and you

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<v Speaker 1>take off running for your vehicles.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruw.

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<v Speaker 1>And we got back to the car before the smoke

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<v Speaker 1>enveloped us.

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<v Speaker 2>The same story as you, except for I didn't see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Me and Baser were at the gym. I was in

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<v Speaker 2>the car kind of just started dating. Might have been

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<v Speaker 2>our first fight as a couple, and I said, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I bet I can get us a better view. That

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<v Speaker 2>was the gambler in me, always trying to go bigger better.

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<v Speaker 2>Should have just chilled at the gym. We had a

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<v Speaker 2>bird's eye view of it. We get in the car,

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<v Speaker 2>I take some side streets, took one wrong turn, ended

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<v Speaker 2>up directly behind a dumpster in a wall, and we

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<v Speaker 2>missed the entire explosion. Never get that one back.

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<v Speaker 1>So, speaking of gambler, when you go into a parking lot,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're going with Baser, you're going to going shopping

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<v Speaker 1>at the mall, you're going to the grocery store, wherever

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<v Speaker 1>you're going, You're going to a restaurant. Are you a gambler?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you drive up the road trying to find that

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<v Speaker 1>close spot or are you take what you can get

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<v Speaker 1>first spot I find? You know what I am? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think I would risk a spot and pass

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<v Speaker 2>it up to go possibly potentially get a handicap spot,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe get towed, maybe have an awkward and ca counter

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<v Speaker 2>with a parking attendant. If I see one fifty feet

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred feet from the store, it's parked. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to get right up next there where the pregnant

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<v Speaker 2>mothers go. So you take the first spot you can find,

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<v Speaker 2>not the first that I can find. But I like

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<v Speaker 2>being out a little bit, less foot traffic, less carts.

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<v Speaker 2>You get to kind of control your own destiny. You're

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna get trapped in between walkers and drivers and

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<v Speaker 2>handicap and people just meandering all over the damn place.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't even know how to walk in a crosswalk. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mess with that. Baser wants me to take

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<v Speaker 2>a couple turns. I laid back. My name is Ben,

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<v Speaker 2>and I and N and my name is Paul. Those

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<v Speaker 2>close spots are up to y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>See. I'm more like you, but I'm even worse than you.

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<v Speaker 1>That first spot I find I'm parking, That's what I

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<v Speaker 1>just said. Like you said, I don't even like if

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<v Speaker 1>it's the last car, I don't go past the last car.

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<v Speaker 1>If I just park and I walk, And it drives

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<v Speaker 1>my wife nuts. She's like, there could have been a

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<v Speaker 1>spot up there. I said, it wastes more time smart

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<v Speaker 1>for me to drive up there to find out.

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<v Speaker 2>Amen, find out.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't fit to find out. And I don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to find out. These legs of mine, Amen, they can

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<v Speaker 1>walk the extra fifty to one hundred feet. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>in the store? Are you good?

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<v Speaker 2>Though? Does that really still hold up since the accident

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<v Speaker 2>now in that situation, To.

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<v Speaker 1>Be honest, the left test goal really does. It's very

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<v Speaker 1>it's uncomfortable today. The left test goals.

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<v Speaker 2>Uncomfortable today, like your old sayings aren't exactly working right

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<v Speaker 2>now that you're not can't run, can't walk? Went back

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<v Speaker 2>in now to day kids we'd run to school. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't physically run there now.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah. It's like getting Baby Box three home from school.

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<v Speaker 1>He's my dad, let's race and I'm like yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I try to run. It's like all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't really do that.

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<v Speaker 2>The neighbor races me.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, Dad, you're to you a good dad. Why

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<v Speaker 1>are you walking. I'm like, I'm not walking. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>going as fast as I can. Anyway. I went against

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<v Speaker 1>my own rule last night because I had Baby Box

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<v Speaker 1>one had his basketball practice and pulling the parking lot

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh, we got it, we got Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get let's get closer, let's get closer. And I

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<v Speaker 1>almost didn't find a spot, and I would almost have

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<v Speaker 1>to look like an idiot and reverse back because I'd

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<v Speaker 1>have been wait and we're gonna be late for basketball practice. La.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to get closer, and luckily there was

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<v Speaker 1>a car pulling out right when we got up near

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<v Speaker 1>the doors, and we were able to put it in there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I told myself, never again. That's why I don't

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<v Speaker 1>do it. It's too stressful to try to drive up

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<v Speaker 1>and then you don't find one. Then you gotta loop around.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just so annoying. Take the first spot, take it, walk,

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<v Speaker 1>get some exercise. It's okay. It doesn't matter if it's cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of cold, the lighting is very cold. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to make it warmer. We will in time. Now

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<v Speaker 2>that Netflix has said we want more podcasts on our station,

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<v Speaker 2>we want more podcasts with video. Oh, we're streaming video.

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<v Speaker 2>You've fin to find out. But I will say, as

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<v Speaker 2>I look at this setup, we have your lighting super cold.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you look like you're doing an interview. It's

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<v Speaker 2>an interrogation out of jail.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you need to screw the light this way. The

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<v Speaker 1>light was usually about halfway on that TV.

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<v Speaker 2>My lighting looks like I kind of say, stadium lighting,

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<v Speaker 2>but it looks like I just did acid and you

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<v Speaker 2>guys are interviewing me at a jail cell as well,

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<v Speaker 2>and questioning me whether I did the acid before or

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<v Speaker 2>after I touched a homeless person.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you need to move it about halfway on

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<v Speaker 1>the TV. That's where it was, and you turn it sideways,

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<v Speaker 1>it face it towards me. It's supposed to face towards me.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, that's it. That's where we used to

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<v Speaker 1>have it, right like that, And now I look warm

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<v Speaker 1>and charming. We look so much better.

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<v Speaker 2>Still a tad cold, but I think it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I made a mark on the wall over there, well,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking to the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to have a cat calendar, and then Midday

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<v Speaker 2>Show didn't think it was funny enough. When they stole

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<v Speaker 2>our studio or when they left Starbucks all over the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they did for like three days. It was smelt

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<v Speaker 1>so bad in here.

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<v Speaker 2>They had to double down and rip my cat calendar

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<v Speaker 2>off the wall, throw it away, guys. It was I

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<v Speaker 2>was being funny. It was advertising some ladies' local business

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<v Speaker 2>in her nail salone that my wife goes to.

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<v Speaker 1>Keep it local.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. I don't think we need to be thrown away.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a funny joke. It was a cat for

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<v Speaker 2>every month. We were on a tabby cat for December,

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<v Speaker 2>Like what was January?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know because it's gone. But don't worry. I

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<v Speaker 1>threw away the air freshener ray.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was one of them orange cats a mangle.

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<v Speaker 2>It was Fluffy, Oh Fluffy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your cat's name?

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Piper, but nicknamed Fluffy and she's actually and what

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<v Speaker 2>was the old one? Pablo full name was? It was Scully,

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<v Speaker 2>but I called him Pablo. Okay, So bo Jingles is

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<v Speaker 2>the cat that lives across the street from me. That

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<v Speaker 2>I was getting confused. I thought bo Jingles was your cat,

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<v Speaker 2>and now I remember, Well, don't get it twisted. Piper

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<v Speaker 2>is actually trying to get on this magazine called Modern Cat.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's been a voting process. I've sometimes put it

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<v Speaker 2>on sore losers, maybe without you seeing it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I've seen it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, she was top one hundred for to get

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<v Speaker 2>on this magazine, Modern Cat. It's a big cat magazine

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<v Speaker 2>in the cat community. Go ahead, Top fifty, top twenty five,

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<v Speaker 2>top twenty. We're the top fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and there's a purse.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think those things are real.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the purse?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>They apparently she can Piper can get on Modern Cat

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<v Speaker 2>magazine and win ten thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe it. I don't ever believe when someone

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<v Speaker 1>posts these are always I feel like just an absolute scam,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not real.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna pay you in kibbles and bits.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not that they're gonna pay you in kibbles

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<v Speaker 1>and bits. It's that it's not a real vote. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not really wanting anybody's cat. She's in second place. It

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>You're top fifteen cats in the world right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Your cat is not one of the top fifteen cats

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<v Speaker 1>in the world. They're drotting. They're not real. It's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my son is run. You know, he's on the he

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<v Speaker 1>has a chance to be on the cover of whatever

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<v Speaker 1>stupid thing. Just vote for my mom's cake. They're not

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<v Speaker 1>real votes. They're not really gonna put you on the magazine.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not real.

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<v Speaker 2>So we've been doing a fake voting thing for the

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<v Speaker 2>past couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, one percent, you have. I gotta know.

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<v Speaker 2>Where Baser found it, first of all, because I can.

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<v Speaker 2>I never really stumbled upon it, but she might go

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<v Speaker 2>to cat websites that she frequents.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, but I would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be with you. But it is an actual cat magazine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying it's not a cat magazine. I'm interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing you out. I have an open mind to this.

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<v Speaker 1>I just always believe when someone's like, oh my grandma

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<v Speaker 1>has a chance to win this, vote for you know whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>Can you please vote? You know, one hundred votes a day?

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<v Speaker 1>Can They're not real votes, it's not a real competition.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all a scam.

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<v Speaker 2>To strengthen your point that it is a scam, I

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<v Speaker 2>may have already paid seventy five votes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>It said she had to get past a certain round,

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<v Speaker 2>and I, on an early Saturday morning, slightly hungover, I

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<v Speaker 2>paid twenty five dollars. I needed to get her even

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<v Speaker 2>closer to first place, so I paid another twenty five

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<v Speaker 2>dollars and then I admitted to bazer on a random Tuesday,

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<v Speaker 2>it was maybe a top twenty five draw and I

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<v Speaker 2>had to pay another twenty five dollars to get her

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<v Speaker 2>into a certain level. But she is in second place,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can vote for free. It's free though for

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<v Speaker 2>people to vote.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but if you pay money, you get more votes.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically you're just paying for nothing. And get this.

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<v Speaker 1>Bayzer said, it's so duugh.

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<v Speaker 2>She woke up one morning, oh my gosh, and Piper

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<v Speaker 2>was in second.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so she felt obligated to pay more.

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<v Speaker 2>She hasn't paid. I've known the ones who paid seventy

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<v Speaker 2>five dollars and she's so mad at me for doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>And that was a gambler in me. I started gambling

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<v Speaker 2>then with that.

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<v Speaker 1>And so then no way these votes are legit. There's

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<v Speaker 1>no way.

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<v Speaker 2>Baser said. She did one vote in the morning when

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<v Speaker 2>Piper was in second, and after she did that one vote,

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<v Speaker 2>she was in first out of all the cats in

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<v Speaker 2>the world, and by one vote.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that close. You know what they're doing. They're making

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<v Speaker 1>you think it's that close because you know what they

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<v Speaker 1>want you to do. String us along, pay more money,

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<v Speaker 1>pay for more votes, and your cat's gonna go up,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the next person's gonna see it. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>pay for their cat, and next day, you know, wai la,

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<v Speaker 1>none of you want a dang thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta tell Baser because I always had this in

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<v Speaker 2>the back of my mind, but now that you're actually

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<v Speaker 2>putting some validity to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Like do you know what I'm talking about? How people

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<v Speaker 1>put that up all the time about so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not on Facebook, so I've never seen one of

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<v Speaker 2>the kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's like, oh, my mom could be the top

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<v Speaker 1>gardener our in our state if you'll vote for it.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, that's not real. It's not real, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Those can't be real. There were like one hundred cats.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to message, so how does it cancel? So

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<v Speaker 1>some of the people are losing. Of course they're losing

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<v Speaker 1>because they have to narrow it down. Yes, I swear

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<v Speaker 1>one of the cats looks like an AI bought the

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<v Speaker 1>one that's beating us, Smoky freaking bot from Russia. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>Smokey probably belongs to the cat magazine. Smokey is their

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<v Speaker 1>in house cat. But anyways, Piper just made it to

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<v Speaker 1>the next round. Congratulate Piper. Piper did what the bears

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't do, advanced and is now. So after fifteen does

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<v Speaker 1>it go down to like ten, does it go down

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<v Speaker 1>to five? How does it work? I believe so, so

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't go fifteen to one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a typical Nigerian prince scam. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>put us into certain levels so you think you're working

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<v Speaker 2>towards something when you're working towards nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is gonna go on for the next six

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<v Speaker 1>months of voting, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It will still you guys can still vote for free. No,

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<v Speaker 2>none of our listeners have paid, but I have paid.

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<v Speaker 2>I've lost seventy five dollars. I'm fine to lose seventy

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<v Speaker 2>five to a scam. It's all for Piper though, well,

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<v Speaker 2>but here for the at the risk of winning ten

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars, would you throw up seventy five bucks?

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't done more. No, I would. I okay, I

0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.440
<v Speaker 1>understand what you're saying. Okay, but I just always see

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<v Speaker 1>those voting things and I don't believe them. And he

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<v Speaker 1>right away.

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<v Speaker 2>Bro, Here's the thing that's haunted me ever since I

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<v Speaker 2>stopped gambling. I'm still doing gambling stuff and losing. Oh me, moore,

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<v Speaker 2>what did I do with Baser? There was some other thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was uh oh, it was like secret Santa or

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<v Speaker 2>black Angel or what was it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>At Christmas parties, you do a hidden Angel. Oh, uh

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<v Speaker 2>dirty Santa, dirty Santa, dirty Sanna. Yeah, dirty Santa, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. And we would do it and I would

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<v Speaker 2>get soft Sanda, yes, not soft Sanda. Hey, I would

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<v Speaker 2>get the worst gift. I was like, I'm not even

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<v Speaker 2>gambling and I'm still losing.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I want listen, I want Piper to win,

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<v Speaker 1>I really do.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been putting up videos every day of her when

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<v Speaker 2>she gets up from a nap, when she's sleeping. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>we got to move off this. The truckers hate this.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of time.

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<v Speaker 2>They like talking about Abby.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say, I want to encourage sore losers

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<v Speaker 1>nation to go vote for Piper.

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<v Speaker 2>They have, they've helped. We're on to the next round.

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<v Speaker 2>We're fine, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine that it's real. But to get in

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<v Speaker 1>first place, like, do you want to be in first

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<v Speaker 1>place right now? Or do you want to wait a

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<v Speaker 1>week to be in first place? Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>send a message to the other cats or is it

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<v Speaker 1>like hey, slow play it and we don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get in first place till last week?

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely not. But also I think that also could play

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<v Speaker 2>into why it is maybe possibly considerably a scam because

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't know it first that you did didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to be first. It was kind of oh top, it

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<v Speaker 2>seemed like you wanted to be first. That's why I

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<v Speaker 2>paid the money. But now if you read the fine print,

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<v Speaker 2>there's different groups, there's different echelons to this tiering. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>so in her group at one point she was top twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do believe there's no more groups, and there's

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<v Speaker 2>one final group that we're in right now, and we

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<v Speaker 2>are top fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>So when you're hey, when you're iced over this weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're snowed in, vote for Piper. Vote for Piper

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<v Speaker 1>to win the scam.

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<v Speaker 2>I will tell you when we were doing it, at first,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see the little small and very very small

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<v Speaker 2>parentheses it says group, So you had thought it was

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<v Speaker 2>working towards I thought I won the ten thousand like

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks ago. But it was just for our group.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I got to.

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<v Speaker 1>Say on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, no more questions, guys, hang up in list.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll take a break. We're right back, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the things you never talked about is your

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<v Speaker 2>feelings on that iceman passed at the end of the game.

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<v Speaker 1>The iceman passed what iceman passed?

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<v Speaker 2>Fingernail polish?

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<v Speaker 1>What about him?

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<v Speaker 2>How you watched it, what your emotions were. That was

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<v Speaker 2>the craziest hell Mary ever. Caleb Williams. When it was

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<v Speaker 2>like the final play of the game, it was fourth

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<v Speaker 2>down and he runs backwards all the way to the

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<v Speaker 2>fifty yard line, launches it into the end zone at

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<v Speaker 2>Soldier Field.

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<v Speaker 1>Relation is that one the end of the game? Man correct?

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<v Speaker 2>So that kind of changes it in your memory. I

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<v Speaker 2>understand that. How crazy did you go?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really crazy? Even here. Here's the thing. Even my wife,

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<v Speaker 1>who doesn't care a crap about sports, saw it and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like what what?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>She did the whole She freaked out, just as I did.

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<v Speaker 1>She actually had an emotional reaction, audible reaction to that play.

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<v Speaker 1>It did suck it like that I did. And the

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<v Speaker 1>kids jumped up and down on the couch. They enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a really cool moment. Uh when he first

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<v Speaker 1>started running backwards, though here we are a week later

0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:16.359
<v Speaker 1>talking about it. When he first started running backwards, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my god, here's the Caleb Williams that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm used to running backwards when there's pressure instead of

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<v Speaker 1>stepping up in the freaking pocket. And then he wings

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<v Speaker 1>it and I'm like, oh, oh my gosh, it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was amazing. It was really fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Regardless of these microphones. I just wanted to know what

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<v Speaker 2>you were doing for it. I never asked you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was at my house and I was jumping

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<v Speaker 1>up and down. I stood up at that point because

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my gosh, fourth down, Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he starts running backwards, and I'm like, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was on the right. If you're facing your TV,

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<v Speaker 1>the TV right there behind you. I was on the

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<v Speaker 1>right corner of the TV because the kids were on

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<v Speaker 1>the couch so they needed the left side. I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>stand right in the middle, and the wife was over

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<v Speaker 1>my left should so she was kind of diagonal from

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<v Speaker 1>the TV when she saw it, and it was bananas.

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<v Speaker 2>Next to the kitchen refresh right.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the kitchen refresh. If you did see the pictures

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<v Speaker 1>on my Instagram, they did in a fabulous job. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean they came in in three days and changed the

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen outlook.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you go green or blue?

0:20:18.240 --> 0:20:22.800
<v Speaker 1>It is a dark greenish blue. We went green, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's I would say it's green. My wife thinks it's

0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:28.840
<v Speaker 1>greenish blue. I see green. What are you bones? No,

0:20:28.920 --> 0:20:31.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm not bones. I think it's green, but my wife

0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:33.760
<v Speaker 1>and I don't see the same color because my old

0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:36.199
<v Speaker 1>the Ultima is gray as gray can be.

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<v Speaker 2>The Ultimu's rust coach. Please tell me that thing's still

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<v Speaker 2>not on the street.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's still sit in front of the house. It's

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<v Speaker 1>in front of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how long that would last in my neighborhood.

0:20:47.680 --> 0:20:51.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm just not even kidding, bro. People park running cars

0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:53.040
<v Speaker 2>in the street. It's a no street. It's a no

0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:56.760
<v Speaker 2>car on the street. Really, neighborhood mine is all parking

0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:59.080
<v Speaker 2>on the street. Will have a family member over and

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<v Speaker 2>it will be over for about four hours. And already

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<v Speaker 2>on the Facebook. Hey guys, just reminder no cars in

0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:06.919
<v Speaker 2>the street. We see a couple over there on the

0:21:06.960 --> 0:21:09.160
<v Speaker 2>fourteen hundred block. If you could just have those moved

0:21:09.200 --> 0:21:13.679
<v Speaker 2>by morning, Oh bro, your car would be booted, towed

0:21:13.920 --> 0:21:15.800
<v Speaker 2>and in another state by doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's bad. Geez.

0:21:19.600 --> 0:21:23.720
<v Speaker 2>We always were like, oh what they're okay, So there's

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<v Speaker 2>a how do I tell this story? Okay, so there's

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<v Speaker 2>the trash man, the guy that does our lawn, the

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<v Speaker 2>Amazon delivery guy, cleaner. Where are we gonna put all

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<v Speaker 2>the cars because our neighborhood will get mad if there's

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<v Speaker 2>anything in the street.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, ours is all street. So everybody loves the street.

0:21:46.320 --> 0:21:47.680
<v Speaker 1>You know what we don't have, We don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>in the yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because of that, if there's a one guy, he's

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<v Speaker 2>must have college kids. If they come home for the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>they gotta they park in his yard. See, he's like, awesome,

0:21:57.480 --> 0:21:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I love this. My grass is done because of this

0:21:59.560 --> 0:22:03.040
<v Speaker 2>neighborhoo rule. I've been working on my grass all year

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<v Speaker 2>like his kids from college. We're just parking his front lawn.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're the complete opposite. Ever, it's encouraged to park

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<v Speaker 1>in the street in my neighborhood beause there are no driveways.

0:22:11.160 --> 0:22:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Yours is no street.

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<v Speaker 2>All driveway and driveway in grass people do the front

0:22:17.840 --> 0:22:22.040
<v Speaker 2>lawn and the it lends itself to you gotta run.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't run or walk in a neighborhood that

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<v Speaker 2>has no vehicles, how lazy are you? Like, at what

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<v Speaker 2>point can you check yourself into a clinic and say

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<v Speaker 2>I need a GLP one?

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<v Speaker 1>I do have these. I love that because it is

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<v Speaker 1>hard dodging cars. If you go running like that are

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<v Speaker 1>parked on the side of the road, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>got cars driving and it's very crowded on the road.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a set of old women, there's three or

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<v Speaker 1>four of them. They walk in the road and they

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<v Speaker 1>go four across. They got a set on them. They

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<v Speaker 1>block the damn road. And I'm like, hey, grannies, like,

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<v Speaker 1>get the out of the way, get them out of

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<v Speaker 1>the road, walk on the sidewalk. But the reason is

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<v Speaker 1>that the reason they don't want to walk on the

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<v Speaker 1>sidewalk because they want to go four wide. If they

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<v Speaker 1>were on the sidewalk, they'd have to go two by two.

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<v Speaker 2>But are they going to have a car up behind

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<v Speaker 2>him for lack of a better phrase, or can they

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<v Speaker 2>walk it really without people driving.

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<v Speaker 1>In and out? No? No, they blocked the road. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>like you have to slow down and wait, make sure

0:23:20.880 --> 0:23:22.399
<v Speaker 1>no car is coming on the road, and go around

0:23:22.440 --> 0:23:24.720
<v Speaker 1>them on the other side of the road. So annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>We got some guy in the neighborhood. Maybe this is

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<v Speaker 2>just neighborhood stories.

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<v Speaker 1>Neighborhood story. Oh you know what, we forgot to do

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store stories.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no red or melt back to that in a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's this guy who must be training for a marathon.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a newborn and he's doing Lance Armstrong. He's

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<v Speaker 2>got the stroller that runs with the person. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's got the whole thing on and he's running with

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<v Speaker 2>a newborn. I'm like, Buddy, I get we're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>be an active neighborhood, but maybe the kid should be

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<v Speaker 2>born more than a day before you take him out

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<v Speaker 2>on these Ironman runs.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's good for the kid to get out

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<v Speaker 1>and get some fresh air. And you want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about very difficult and I never realized how difficult it

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<v Speaker 1>was until I tried it. But to run while you're

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<v Speaker 1>pushing the stroller unbelievably hard.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is one that's built for that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I don't give a damn if it's built

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Pastin that extreme, you still have to push

0:24:20.720 --> 0:24:22.800
<v Speaker 1>it swamp tires. And you know what you need your

0:24:22.920 --> 0:24:26.080
<v Speaker 1>arms for is pumping when you're running. So if you're

0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:29.320
<v Speaker 1>pushing the stroller, guess what your arm's not doing pumping.

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<v Speaker 2>I get that, But this guy has the thing where

0:24:32.440 --> 0:24:34.879
<v Speaker 2>he actually almost like a bike. He has his arms

0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:38.680
<v Speaker 2>rested on the stroller, so he's able to run bike style. Oh,

0:24:38.720 --> 0:24:44.200
<v Speaker 2>and it almost looks easier. But I will say I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe this guy knows me from the show. So there's

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<v Speaker 2>a couple. It's a runner community, but we all do

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<v Speaker 2>our own runs. Mean, got it one point five mile.

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<v Speaker 2>Another guy does like ten miles. I'm like grey life man.

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<v Speaker 1>Woo going? Did you say point five miles? Yeah? Just

0:24:58.359 --> 0:25:00.840
<v Speaker 1>one one lap round. I don't know accounts as running.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it does.

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<v Speaker 1>He sprinted.

0:25:03.240 --> 0:25:06.800
<v Speaker 2>And so there's another dude who's like underg I hope

0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:09.479
<v Speaker 2>he may listen to Potty. He's undergoing like this crazy

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:13.800
<v Speaker 2>weight loss jelly Roll every time I see him my neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>Jelly Roll lives in your neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>Just think of jelly Roll with that weight loss. The

0:25:17.680 --> 0:25:21.800
<v Speaker 2>guy will lift his shirt up when he runs by me. Oh,

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:24.639
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he knows me from the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he have a gun in his waist? Man? Like?

0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Is he like saying, yo, look what I got.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's like he's lost a ton of weight. He's

0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:33.520
<v Speaker 2>proud of his body. Usually all pets. No, it's not him.

0:25:33.960 --> 0:25:36.360
<v Speaker 2>But usually I'll have like a cutoff on now it's winter,

0:25:36.440 --> 0:25:38.880
<v Speaker 2>it's changed a little bit, but he'll always just hey

0:25:39.000 --> 0:25:42.920
<v Speaker 2>like that. I'm just like, what kind of neighborhood you

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<v Speaker 2>live in? I mean that's why I kind of limit

0:25:47.119 --> 0:25:50.920
<v Speaker 2>my runs. Bro. I either got iron Man triathlon guy

0:25:51.000 --> 0:25:52.359
<v Speaker 2>or I got the guy lifting his shirt up.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's an interesting neighborhood. Man, I've never had that

0:25:55.720 --> 0:25:58.280
<v Speaker 1>in my hood. They don't really right, you got any rockets.

0:25:58.720 --> 0:26:01.359
<v Speaker 1>They don't really flash their I don't have guys running

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<v Speaker 1>by and flashing their tummies to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I did tell Laura, did you got a minute?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got a lot of minutes. Been I'm here

0:26:06.840 --> 0:26:09.080
<v Speaker 1>all day, this is our podcast. You'd go ahead, bazer.

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<v Speaker 2>During the summer, this one girl would walk the family

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<v Speaker 2>dog every day at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>And so you always happen to be outside at that time.

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<v Speaker 2>No, she copied my time. That was the same time

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<v Speaker 2>that I would go run.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, one day during the summer, it was a T

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<v Speaker 2>shirt and she was just wearing a T shirt, no pants, nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>no underwear.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't looking with X ray vision.

0:26:30.119 --> 0:26:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Well you said she was wearing nothing but a T shirt.

0:26:32.560 --> 0:26:34.639
<v Speaker 2>It was straight up T shirt, just walk in the

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<v Speaker 2>neighborhood with the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, this is the most interesting. So you're telling

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<v Speaker 1>me this girl had on a T shirt, a dog

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<v Speaker 1>on a leash, no shoes, no socks, no pants, no shorts,

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<v Speaker 1>no underwear.

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<v Speaker 2>She had slippers on slides that the kids are wearing

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<v Speaker 2>so slides and no underwear. I'm thinking senior year and

0:27:00.040 --> 0:27:02.920
<v Speaker 2>gotta lock the dog. But it always is the same time,

0:27:02.960 --> 0:27:05.520
<v Speaker 2>so she's responsible with that. And she just headed out,

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<v Speaker 2>and I mean it was just like this, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>shirt I'm wearing.

0:27:09.040 --> 0:27:13.600
<v Speaker 1>She was walking in and nothing on her legs, nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, hell yeah, I like your neighborhood again.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and then two seconds later I got the guy

0:27:20.800 --> 0:27:23.720
<v Speaker 2>lifts his shirt up, like, oh, you know what it is.

0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:28.240
<v Speaker 1>It's for the image. They're a they're a combo. They're

0:27:28.280 --> 0:27:31.400
<v Speaker 1>testing to see which one you look at. They want

0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:33.960
<v Speaker 1>to know, Hey, which way does he go. She's like,

0:27:34.040 --> 0:27:36.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll go by first and I'll just have the shirt on.

0:27:36.359 --> 0:27:38.919
<v Speaker 1>If he winks, I know he's into me. If you

0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:41.600
<v Speaker 1>go by and lift up your shirt and he acknowledges you,

0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:42.640
<v Speaker 1>we know he's into you.

0:27:43.119 --> 0:27:45.439
<v Speaker 2>But it was interesting to say the least. I was like,

0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 2>that's crazy that that's in style.

0:27:48.400 --> 0:27:50.639
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean it's not that bad. I kind of

0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:52.879
<v Speaker 1>like that style. You know what's inking to me? In

0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 1>style tomorrow gloves, hats, boots, snowmagain in twenty twenty six.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, you guys better be ready it's about

0:28:04.440 --> 0:28:16.639
<v Speaker 1>to get a frisky call. Listen to snow drifts. I

0:28:16.840 --> 0:28:20.200
<v Speaker 1>cannot wait. We better get snow. We have to get

0:28:20.240 --> 0:28:22.879
<v Speaker 1>snow because all week. Do you know what I've been

0:28:22.880 --> 0:28:26.639
<v Speaker 1>doing All week, Ray, I've been telling the boys, guys,

0:28:26.720 --> 0:28:29.639
<v Speaker 1>let's get ready. We're gonna be sledding this Saturday. It

0:28:29.720 --> 0:28:32.719
<v Speaker 1>is gonna be sled, sled and more sled. And I

0:28:32.720 --> 0:28:35.800
<v Speaker 1>have already got the sleds out. We've got snow clothes

0:28:35.920 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>laid out in piles, so that way we are absolutely

0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:44.360
<v Speaker 1>ready to go. Does this sound like snow. I don't

0:28:44.400 --> 0:28:51.440
<v Speaker 1>hear anything there it is that sounds like rain.

0:28:52.480 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 2>Some people will get that.

0:28:53.560 --> 0:28:55.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're gonna get rain, and then it's gonna turn

0:28:55.760 --> 0:28:57.719
<v Speaker 1>into ice, and you gotta be careful. It's gonna be

0:28:57.880 --> 0:29:01.080
<v Speaker 1>very slippery. It may not look slippery, but guys, that

0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:03.880
<v Speaker 1>black ice it'll get you. It'll take you down, and

0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:06.760
<v Speaker 1>it'll take out your tailbone. It'll take out your elbow,

0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:10.320
<v Speaker 1>your forearm, your shoulder. We don't need that. We need

0:29:10.320 --> 0:29:13.680
<v Speaker 1>the nation strong and healthy going into twenty twenty six.

0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:15.880
<v Speaker 2>It's safe to say we're gonna lose a member of

0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 2>the nation during this storm. What because we are over

0:29:21.240 --> 0:29:25.320
<v Speaker 2>many states, and there is tons of states affected. I

0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:28.240
<v Speaker 2>think odds on there's a chance we lose a member

0:29:28.240 --> 0:29:28.640
<v Speaker 2>of the nation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh just for a few hours, because their power will

0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:34.240
<v Speaker 1>be out. But then they'll root, they'll they'll get the

0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 1>power back on and we'll regain them.

0:29:36.600 --> 0:29:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Moment of silence for losing one of our own.

0:29:39.840 --> 0:29:41.920
<v Speaker 1>It was Cappy oh Man.

0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 2>His wheelchair went out black ice. He took off for

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:48.360
<v Speaker 2>a football field. He was going seventy miles an hour,

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:52.040
<v Speaker 2>sliding down the hill and he couldn't get the brakes.

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:58.360
<v Speaker 2>They said he landed it, but broke every bone. Moment

0:29:58.400 --> 0:30:03.920
<v Speaker 2>of silence for Cappy lost him along the coast with

0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:09.000
<v Speaker 2>the winter durentcho Man, I did want to say this

0:30:09.120 --> 0:30:11.040
<v Speaker 2>the one thing that blew my mind with this storm

0:30:11.120 --> 0:30:13.760
<v Speaker 2>go ahead. All the crap people have said, thirty inches,

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:15.640
<v Speaker 2>twenty inches, I'm fine with two.

0:30:16.800 --> 0:30:18.640
<v Speaker 1>No, we need more to We need more than two.

0:30:18.640 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 1>If we're gonna be sledding, we need four to six.

0:30:20.960 --> 0:30:23.880
<v Speaker 1>I think for good sled Justin goes. You guys are

0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:26.400
<v Speaker 1>making a big deal about two inches. We got over

0:30:26.480 --> 0:30:30.160
<v Speaker 1>ten inches and I go, justin, it's two inches. Oh, justin,

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:32.240
<v Speaker 1>check your pants. There's no way it's ten inches.

0:30:32.240 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 2>No chance, it's two inches. But it's a thick snow.

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 2>The uh, this is the fact that it'll blow you away.

0:30:42.120 --> 0:30:43.360
<v Speaker 2>Consider yourself blown.

0:30:43.920 --> 0:30:45.320
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to get blown. I tried to get

0:30:45.320 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 1>blown earlier. I tried to watch them get blown.

0:30:47.440 --> 0:30:47.960
<v Speaker 2>No, blown.

0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 1>What was going on?

0:30:49.040 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 2>A half inch of rain on a tree weighs seven

0:30:53.720 --> 0:30:56.560
<v Speaker 2>thousand pounds on a big tree? What?

0:30:57.000 --> 0:30:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:30:58.400 --> 0:30:58.480
<v Speaker 2>What?

0:30:58.840 --> 0:30:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Yep?

0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Saw that on the internet. It was a news station

0:31:01.480 --> 0:31:04.600
<v Speaker 2>that did it half an inch, because how it just

0:31:04.640 --> 0:31:07.480
<v Speaker 2>gets all the branches gets on the trunk is seven

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:09.520
<v Speaker 2>thousand pounds. That's a way to your vehicle.

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:11.640
<v Speaker 1>That's why they were saying, you're gonna have some trees

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:15.080
<v Speaker 1>snapping whack, whack whack. So that's why they end up popping.

0:31:16.400 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 1>Popping is what they said. Exploding. Exploding is what they said.

0:31:21.240 --> 0:31:25.959
<v Speaker 1>Exploding trees. Oh my gosh.

0:31:25.360 --> 0:31:28.000
<v Speaker 2>I can't talk about it. They talked about it on McAfee.

0:31:28.920 --> 0:31:29.880
<v Speaker 2>That's why I said, popping.

0:31:30.520 --> 0:31:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, No, I read an article about exploding

0:31:33.480 --> 0:31:35.560
<v Speaker 1>trees in the North, and you know why they explode.

0:31:35.840 --> 0:31:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even understand what that meant. I thought that

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:39.320
<v Speaker 1>was a joke. It's the sap the water.

0:31:39.920 --> 0:31:43.240
<v Speaker 2>It expands, just like it expands and creates potholes.

0:31:43.320 --> 0:31:44.320
<v Speaker 1>That's how you get potholes.

0:31:44.400 --> 0:31:46.520
<v Speaker 2>When it expands on a tree, it blows up the tree.

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Dang, So I gotta look at it for down tree

0:31:50.200 --> 0:31:51.280
<v Speaker 1>branches this weekend.

0:31:51.720 --> 0:31:55.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, those are the ones for the power. But I mean,

0:31:55.760 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 2>you don't really need to worry about it down branch ry.

0:31:57.720 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 2>What if there's a random one laying in my backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are fine. It's the ones that get caught on

0:32:01.760 --> 0:32:03.280
<v Speaker 2>the power lines to take it.

0:32:03.280 --> 0:32:04.880
<v Speaker 1>That's why the power goes out.

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:08.040
<v Speaker 2>Power really only goes out because that, like I said, that,

0:32:08.560 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 2>the ice ends up weighing a lot more and breaking

0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:13.640
<v Speaker 2>the lines. If nothing breaks the lines, you're good. It's

0:32:13.680 --> 0:32:16.040
<v Speaker 2>just either a tree or the way of the ice

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:19.200
<v Speaker 2>breaking the lines. And some of our electricians can call in.

0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:23.720
<v Speaker 1>We'll get we'll take those calls right after the break

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<v Speaker 1>call one eight seven seven, sore losers, We'll be right back. Dude,

0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I now it all makes sense to me. I didn't

0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:34.400
<v Speaker 1>realize that's what the ice does.

0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:36.520
<v Speaker 2>See, and that kind of brought it to me too.

0:32:36.560 --> 0:32:39.080
<v Speaker 2>It's not just the the snow. I mean, you can

0:32:39.120 --> 0:32:41.240
<v Speaker 2>get ten inches and be proud of that. It's the

0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:43.160
<v Speaker 2>half inch that you gotta watch out for.

0:32:43.480 --> 0:32:45.720
<v Speaker 1>Well, one of my neighbors, I mean, he's real young ho.

0:32:45.840 --> 0:32:48.160
<v Speaker 1>He's been out of town all week for work. And

0:32:48.200 --> 0:32:49.800
<v Speaker 1>he texted the wife and he's like, hey, we gotta

0:32:49.840 --> 0:32:51.640
<v Speaker 1>be ready for the ice. And she's like, an ice.

0:32:51.720 --> 0:32:53.959
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was gonna snow. He said, no, it's

0:32:54.000 --> 0:32:56.200
<v Speaker 1>gonna be ice. And she goes, but we've been telling

0:32:56.240 --> 0:32:58.440
<v Speaker 1>the kids snow snow. He goes, that's okay. If it

0:32:58.440 --> 0:33:01.080
<v Speaker 1>doesn't snow, we'll just hop it the truck and we'll

0:33:01.160 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 1>drive east until we find snow.

0:33:03.440 --> 0:33:04.400
<v Speaker 2>You or your neighbor.

0:33:04.520 --> 0:33:06.200
<v Speaker 1>My neighbor and he's like, and he texted me, do

0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:09.520
<v Speaker 1>you guys want to go? I'm like, wait, wait, So

0:33:10.520 --> 0:33:13.160
<v Speaker 1>if it doesn't snow here, we're gonna jump in the

0:33:13.280 --> 0:33:17.520
<v Speaker 1>vehicle and drive it to the treacherous weather and road

0:33:17.560 --> 0:33:20.800
<v Speaker 1>conditions to find snow because we told our kids it

0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:23.680
<v Speaker 1>was gonna snow all week. I said, hey, man, I

0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:25.600
<v Speaker 1>don't know if you know this, but this my new

0:33:25.680 --> 0:33:27.440
<v Speaker 1>name has Bennett, and I'm not going to be in it.

0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:30.440
<v Speaker 1>My name's Paul, and that's up to y'all. Why would

0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:34.640
<v Speaker 1>you get in the vehicle and drive to go find

0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:37.719
<v Speaker 1>the snow, because then what if you get stuck there? Like,

0:33:37.760 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 1>what if you get stuck in wherever you're at and

0:33:39.520 --> 0:33:40.440
<v Speaker 1>they don't have a hotel.

0:33:41.240 --> 0:33:43.320
<v Speaker 2>And that's getting cute and from the north, I know

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:45.440
<v Speaker 2>all this stuff about winter, and yeah, please tell me more.

0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:51.760
<v Speaker 2>It's sledding so fun, so fun, But it's the stuff

0:33:51.880 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 2>like that, the driving to go get closer.

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:56.720
<v Speaker 1>To the snow.

0:33:56.800 --> 0:33:58.400
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to get close to this. You don't

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 2>want to get stuff. Oh I heard there's a crazy

0:34:02.760 --> 0:34:04.680
<v Speaker 2>hundred car pile up, Well you're going to be a

0:34:04.760 --> 0:34:08.160
<v Speaker 2>part of it. Oh if we just drive over there

0:34:08.920 --> 0:34:12.040
<v Speaker 2>will get a beautiful picture. Nope, the best place you

0:34:12.080 --> 0:34:13.759
<v Speaker 2>can be is at home. You don't want to get

0:34:13.800 --> 0:34:16.000
<v Speaker 2>close to this crap. So your guy driving and getting

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:18.760
<v Speaker 2>cute with the weather, don't get try to get closer

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:21.680
<v Speaker 2>to tornadoes. Don't try to Oh when can I stay

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:22.600
<v Speaker 2>on this hurricane?

0:34:23.280 --> 0:34:23.799
<v Speaker 1>Get out?

0:34:24.160 --> 0:34:26.520
<v Speaker 2>None of it's worth it? What I want to watch

0:34:26.560 --> 0:34:29.799
<v Speaker 2>this explosion I get back from the window. Man, you

0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:31.440
<v Speaker 2>never know if one of those explosions going to kick

0:34:31.480 --> 0:34:31.919
<v Speaker 2>up a rock.

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:35.600
<v Speaker 1>He's not really a winter guy either. He's from Alabama,

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:39.400
<v Speaker 1>so I don't know that. That's he thinks he's an expert.

0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:42.840
<v Speaker 2>That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. What the

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 2>driving to go get closer to snow, freezing rain, ice,

0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:50.280
<v Speaker 2>that if it gets you, it gets you, doesn't it doesn't.

0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:53.400
<v Speaker 1>It's not God's plan. Yeah, and you don't want to

0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:54.319
<v Speaker 1>mess with God's plan.

0:34:55.440 --> 0:34:59.200
<v Speaker 2>And the forecasters, most part were pretty wrong, gir models,

0:34:59.320 --> 0:35:01.880
<v Speaker 2>us models. At one point they said thirty inches of snow,

0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:04.840
<v Speaker 2>we're gonna get about two to four. But the freeze,

0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 2>the sleet comes next, and then after that the freezing

0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:11.160
<v Speaker 2>rain and then the below zero temps. That's what makes

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:12.080
<v Speaker 2>it a skating rink.

0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking, because this tell me if this is

0:35:15.840 --> 0:35:18.880
<v Speaker 1>a good idea, is if I go out tomorrow morning

0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:21.200
<v Speaker 1>and I spray in my whole backyard with water.

0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's how they make hockey in Michigan.

0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Idiot, And then it'll freeze and my kids can just

0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:30.080
<v Speaker 1>slid like slide all over the backyard.

0:35:30.320 --> 0:35:34.360
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but I'll put it on steroids for you. Just

0:35:34.440 --> 0:35:38.560
<v Speaker 2>do some like rocks. If you have just something some

0:35:38.600 --> 0:35:42.080
<v Speaker 2>sort of barrier that will hold the water, you literally

0:35:42.120 --> 0:35:45.600
<v Speaker 2>will have a pond for your kids. But you just

0:35:45.680 --> 0:35:47.600
<v Speaker 2>have to figure out how to hold it in. Otherwise,

0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:50.759
<v Speaker 2>if you have a dip in your backyard.

0:35:50.280 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 1>I got a baby pool, like you know those blue

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:54.719
<v Speaker 1>plastic pools you buy at Walmart. I'll fill that up

0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 1>and they'll skate on that.

0:35:56.000 --> 0:35:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wish it was bigger. But in Michigan, the

0:35:59.000 --> 0:36:01.120
<v Speaker 2>second it's about to get cold. All right, who's got

0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:03.560
<v Speaker 2>a low point in their backyard? Put some water in

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:06.360
<v Speaker 2>love a pond. Three days, lickety split, you're gonna be

0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:10.800
<v Speaker 2>playing hockey. That's how. That's literally how NHL was born.

0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Somebody in their backyard with cold temps and a water hose.

0:36:15.280 --> 0:36:16.200
<v Speaker 1>That sounds awesome.

0:36:16.440 --> 0:36:18.560
<v Speaker 2>See, yeah, I was thinking about mine. You need something

0:36:18.800 --> 0:36:21.960
<v Speaker 2>some sort of like bricks. Any of that stuff works

0:36:22.280 --> 0:36:24.640
<v Speaker 2>just to hold the water long enough for it to

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:27.040
<v Speaker 2>start to freeze. So you would do it right as

0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:27.960
<v Speaker 2>the tempts are dropping.

0:36:28.440 --> 0:36:31.719
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so I need to go buy bricks cementt to

0:36:31.960 --> 0:36:35.319
<v Speaker 1>like make the cement dry in between the bricks there's

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:37.919
<v Speaker 1>no cracks. Then fill that up with water and I'll

0:36:37.920 --> 0:36:38.640
<v Speaker 1>have an ice rink.

0:36:39.040 --> 0:36:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it needs to be a lower spot in your backyard.

0:36:41.920 --> 0:36:44.759
<v Speaker 2>The grass doesn't matter. Who cares a crab it's a wintertime.

0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:45.160
<v Speaker 1>It'll grow back.

0:36:45.280 --> 0:36:49.359
<v Speaker 2>This will be this is this is your what is it?

0:36:49.400 --> 0:36:52.160
<v Speaker 2>They say, kids, your uh, let's get to it. We

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:57.560
<v Speaker 2>don't do Google. This is your big moment, your say it,

0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:01.200
<v Speaker 2>core memory, core memory, tom tick tack thing. This is

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:04.759
<v Speaker 2>your kid's core memory. When dad built the pond in

0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:10.200
<v Speaker 2>the backyard. You gotta make it happen. I ain't got kids, man. Soon, Man,

0:37:10.320 --> 0:37:12.440
<v Speaker 2>you're you're gonna learn that you gotta do all this crap.

0:37:12.640 --> 0:37:14.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have some kids when I retire, but not

0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:17.759
<v Speaker 2>until then. See, we don't got a we don't got

0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:20.640
<v Speaker 2>a low spot. I think in a city with sidewalks.

0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you really should be able to build it.

0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:25.560
<v Speaker 2>What if I go, I got an idea and one

0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:29.840
<v Speaker 2>better put down some trash bags. Oh you know what

0:37:29.920 --> 0:37:31.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying. So then it's gonna be. I mean, then

0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 2>you'll almost have no bumps on the ice. Like we're

0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:36.920
<v Speaker 2>talking as close as you can make it to a pool.

0:37:37.280 --> 0:37:39.160
<v Speaker 2>Your kids are gonna be ice skating on the damn thing.

0:37:39.960 --> 0:37:42.640
<v Speaker 1>And my kids have been asking to go ice skating Dad.

0:37:42.640 --> 0:37:44.719
<v Speaker 1>How come we've never gone ice skating. We're the only

0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:47.040
<v Speaker 1>ones in our family they have never been ice skating

0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:49.760
<v Speaker 1>because their cousins went ice skating and they saw pictures

0:37:49.760 --> 0:37:51.920
<v Speaker 1>and they were like, we're the only ones in our

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:54.400
<v Speaker 1>familyn we only have four cousins. Let's not act like

0:37:54.400 --> 0:37:57.880
<v Speaker 1>we have a big family. Guys, act like this is bananas. Okay,

0:37:58.000 --> 0:38:01.400
<v Speaker 1>let's let's relax a little bit, Morgan. I don't know

0:38:01.400 --> 0:38:03.279
<v Speaker 1>if you're finished with your story. Morgan saying she's going

0:38:03.320 --> 0:38:03.839
<v Speaker 1>down the hill.

0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:08.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's tempting to, you know, being cute with God, Like,

0:38:08.440 --> 0:38:10.319
<v Speaker 2>there's people dying on this and you're gonna go sled

0:38:10.440 --> 0:38:12.759
<v Speaker 2>on it. She's talking about going down a hill with

0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:15.080
<v Speaker 2>freezing rain on it. I'm like, that's how you break

0:38:15.120 --> 0:38:15.480
<v Speaker 2>your neck.

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:17.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, like that.

0:38:17.960 --> 0:38:20.000
<v Speaker 2>It'll be fun with the snow, but there's gonna be

0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:21.759
<v Speaker 2>sleet and also freezing rain on that thing.

0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:24.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But if it's just snow, I'm down, Like I mean,

0:38:24.719 --> 0:38:26.239
<v Speaker 1>but if it's just ice, we're not gonna do it.

0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:27.319
<v Speaker 1>We can't be doing that at all.

0:38:27.600 --> 0:38:29.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you've seen it, with the temperatures

0:38:29.360 --> 0:38:32.319
<v Speaker 2>and the pink greens, yellows and blue never it could

0:38:32.360 --> 0:38:34.600
<v Speaker 2>be snow one second and it's sleep the next, and

0:38:34.800 --> 0:38:36.759
<v Speaker 2>all it takes is that, And it's freezing rain on

0:38:37.239 --> 0:38:39.840
<v Speaker 2>the hill downtown, and there's gonna be a lot of

0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:41.960
<v Speaker 2>homeless people to die because a lot of them go

0:38:42.040 --> 0:38:43.359
<v Speaker 2>up there and smoke crank.

0:38:44.760 --> 0:38:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Really Yeah, they.

0:38:46.320 --> 0:38:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Look out over the yeah, and they talk about all

0:38:48.920 --> 0:38:50.880
<v Speaker 2>the stuff they're gonna do in their lives, and that

0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:51.920
<v Speaker 2>thing gets slippery. Man.

0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:54.319
<v Speaker 1>I hope we get them into a shelter. I hope

0:38:54.320 --> 0:38:55.839
<v Speaker 1>we round them up and you know, get them into

0:38:55.840 --> 0:38:58.640
<v Speaker 1>a warm place, like maybe we open Bridgestone.

0:38:59.320 --> 0:39:02.919
<v Speaker 2>Don't get me on my rant with Cappy, your rent

0:39:02.960 --> 0:39:05.000
<v Speaker 2>with Cappy? Yeah, happened at the convention.

0:39:05.160 --> 0:39:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh I heard about it. Oh that's a warm vent.

0:39:07.600 --> 0:39:09.759
<v Speaker 1>That's a warm vent. They need to be sleeping on

0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:11.759
<v Speaker 1>the warm vents. If they don't sleep on the warm vent,

0:39:12.080 --> 0:39:13.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel bad for him. Well.

0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:15.520
<v Speaker 2>I also had went on a whole other tangent about

0:39:15.520 --> 0:39:17.560
<v Speaker 2>how Cappy has no arms and legs or he has

0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:20.839
<v Speaker 2>arms no legs, and I said he's ninety percent more

0:39:20.840 --> 0:39:23.759
<v Speaker 2>productive than the homeless population in Nashville.

0:39:24.200 --> 0:39:26.399
<v Speaker 1>Well, I was very uplifting. If you talk about copy

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 1>like that, and you want to tell you about my story.

0:39:29.000 --> 0:39:32.000
<v Speaker 1>So justin Morland, he's a rookie this year, and he's

0:39:32.000 --> 0:39:34.719
<v Speaker 1>probably welding right now. He's probably welding a pontoon boat

0:39:34.719 --> 0:39:40.279
<v Speaker 1>together as he listens to this. And man, he came

0:39:40.360 --> 0:39:41.560
<v Speaker 1>up to me at the end of the convention had

0:39:41.680 --> 0:39:44.560
<v Speaker 1>me make a video for his brother because he was like, dude,

0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:45.960
<v Speaker 1>my wife will come next year. And I was like,

0:39:45.960 --> 0:39:48.680
<v Speaker 1>all right, colonios and my brother. He's like sending a

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:51.640
<v Speaker 1>video to my brother, and so I sent a video

0:39:51.680 --> 0:39:53.360
<v Speaker 1>of his brother and I was like, yo, bro, I

0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:54.799
<v Speaker 1>don't know what's going to happen the next year. If

0:39:54.800 --> 0:39:56.520
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna grow stones, you'll be able to come to

0:39:56.560 --> 0:39:58.600
<v Speaker 1>the convention. I don't know if that'll happen, but you

0:39:58.680 --> 0:40:00.120
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, Like, maybe you'll grow up up

0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:01.839
<v Speaker 1>in the next year and realize you've been missing out

0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>on something amazing. You made him get you on cameo no, no,

0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:07.360
<v Speaker 1>just regular like he had me his phone. Whoa you

0:40:07.360 --> 0:40:09.400
<v Speaker 1>did him for free at the convention? I did. I

0:40:09.400 --> 0:40:12.200
<v Speaker 1>sent his brother a little note. Well, I guess he

0:40:12.280 --> 0:40:14.920
<v Speaker 1>sent it to his brother because his brother sent us

0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:19.440
<v Speaker 1>an email and he was not happy. He said, my

0:40:19.640 --> 0:40:24.360
<v Speaker 1>first email to SLN, what's up Sore Loser's Nation. My

0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:28.279
<v Speaker 1>name is Tyler Morland from Glenn Rose, Arkansas. My brother

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:30.959
<v Speaker 1>Justin Morland has been a sore loser for a while now,

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:33.279
<v Speaker 1>and he met you guys for the first time at

0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:37.080
<v Speaker 1>the recent convention. It seemed incredibly fun and he showed

0:40:37.080 --> 0:40:39.759
<v Speaker 1>me your shout out lunchbox. You told me to grow

0:40:39.800 --> 0:40:42.279
<v Speaker 1>some balls and come to the next next one. So

0:40:42.440 --> 0:40:45.080
<v Speaker 1>let me just say, I didn't know yet that you

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:48.600
<v Speaker 1>had a swollen testicle, so they might actually be bigger

0:40:48.600 --> 0:40:51.560
<v Speaker 1>than mine right now. But I will see you if

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I can't grow them more before the next convention, and

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll be sure to show up. I'm a full time

0:40:57.160 --> 0:40:59.840
<v Speaker 1>listener now and I'm ready to become a sore loser

0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:05.440
<v Speaker 1>whatever it takes. Go Cowboys, Go Razorbacks. Thanks guys, Tyler.

0:41:05.960 --> 0:41:09.960
<v Speaker 1>So to me, Tyler has never listened to the podcast,

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:12.240
<v Speaker 1>is what that's telling me. And I sent this video

0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:14.719
<v Speaker 1>like he had listened to the podcast, and he's probably like,

0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:17.160
<v Speaker 1>who is this idiot telling me to grow some balls?

0:41:17.719 --> 0:41:20.399
<v Speaker 1>So I was under the impression that him and Justin

0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:23.760
<v Speaker 1>like bonded over this, but apparently Tyler maybe never listened.

0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is good though. The rookie class when you

0:41:26.520 --> 0:41:28.760
<v Speaker 2>took that picture, awesome.

0:41:28.640 --> 0:41:32.040
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't my idea. Oh, that was all Randy's idea.

0:41:32.080 --> 0:41:34.120
<v Speaker 1>I think said, hey, we should get a whole picture

0:41:34.120 --> 0:41:36.680
<v Speaker 1>of the rookie class. And I was like, why didn't

0:41:36.680 --> 0:41:39.480
<v Speaker 1>we do that before? We've never done that before. In Dustin,

0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this dude from Texas State. He might be

0:41:42.520 --> 0:41:45.120
<v Speaker 1>a smart guy. He works in AI. He said something

0:41:45.280 --> 0:41:48.160
<v Speaker 1>very deep. He goes, you actually did do a picture

0:41:48.200 --> 0:41:50.160
<v Speaker 1>of the rookie class the first year, when you guys

0:41:50.200 --> 0:41:52.560
<v Speaker 1>took a picture that was all the rookie class. I

0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:56.560
<v Speaker 1>was like, well done, dude, to Shay. And then yesterday,

0:41:56.600 --> 0:42:00.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm going through some stuff and old four A he

0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:02.760
<v Speaker 1>was in the Fantasy League, didn't even mention it this weekend.

0:42:02.960 --> 0:42:05.560
<v Speaker 2>See, that's the thing last year with Jesse Lava, we

0:42:05.640 --> 0:42:09.000
<v Speaker 2>realized late that he was the I got a system.

0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:12.560
<v Speaker 2>I got a system. Justin realized it different. Justin my

0:42:12.880 --> 0:42:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Justin realized that mid podcast convention that he was I

0:42:16.920 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 2>got a number.

0:42:18.080 --> 0:42:20.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And then Stacy I met her husband this week

0:42:20.719 --> 0:42:23.800
<v Speaker 1>in Ron and Lo and behold, I'm going through yesterday.

0:42:23.880 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Ron was in the ninth Fantasy League. Had no idea.

0:42:26.560 --> 0:42:29.319
<v Speaker 2>Well, I thought Stacy was dating Cappy when I first

0:42:29.400 --> 0:42:29.960
<v Speaker 2>met Cappy.

0:42:30.080 --> 0:42:31.960
<v Speaker 1>No, Stacy's married to Ron.

0:42:32.239 --> 0:42:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Right, but I thought Cappy and Stacy were together.

0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's what I'm saying. It's like all these dots

0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:39.759
<v Speaker 1>are connected.

0:42:39.840 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 2>When I was also connecting cities with people wherever they

0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:44.600
<v Speaker 2>cheered for a team. I always thought Sam was from Dallas.

0:42:44.640 --> 0:42:47.080
<v Speaker 2>He's from San Diego. I always thought the Cleveland people

0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:48.480
<v Speaker 2>were from Cleveland. They're from Toledo.

0:42:48.640 --> 0:42:51.879
<v Speaker 1>That same thing. She was so mad, they're right next door.

0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:55.160
<v Speaker 2>She goes, hey, seriously on the pod, can you say Toledo,

0:42:55.280 --> 0:42:58.279
<v Speaker 2>like we don't live in Cleveland, because we always said

0:42:58.280 --> 0:42:59.000
<v Speaker 2>the Cleveland people.

0:42:59.160 --> 0:43:01.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Aaron, at least I don't like. I don't

0:43:01.840 --> 0:43:03.439
<v Speaker 1>know what is Cleveland bad?

0:43:03.920 --> 0:43:05.959
<v Speaker 2>Well, it just negative connotations.

0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:09.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean it's crazy. And I did, uh,

0:43:09.440 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you checked your venmo.

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:12.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh you hit me up.

0:43:12.360 --> 0:43:13.240
<v Speaker 1>I hit you on Vinmo.

0:43:13.920 --> 0:43:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Well, it was justin he's been unemployed for two months

0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:17.319
<v Speaker 2>and you haven't sent high Point yet.

0:43:17.360 --> 0:43:19.279
<v Speaker 1>I know, I said high Point. Yesterday I went through

0:43:19.320 --> 0:43:21.680
<v Speaker 1>and I did high Point, high Point, high Point, high Point.

0:43:21.680 --> 0:43:24.200
<v Speaker 1>And let me tell you what I noticed. There were

0:43:24.239 --> 0:43:26.439
<v Speaker 1>a few people that just scored high Point every damn week.

0:43:26.680 --> 0:43:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Want it better be thirty dollars.

0:43:28.400 --> 0:43:32.120
<v Speaker 1>Uh. Mcalf hurts he won high point like six times.

0:43:32.120 --> 0:43:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Well that's how he made the playoffs. Uh, big Time

0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:38.240
<v Speaker 2>Tsunami made the playoffs. Uh he won high point seven times?

0:43:38.320 --> 0:43:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Geez seven, we won it five or six, depending on

0:43:42.480 --> 0:43:43.759
<v Speaker 2>if you paid mid season a.

0:43:43.680 --> 0:43:46.959
<v Speaker 1>Couple Uh your boy me one time?

0:43:47.080 --> 0:43:49.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh we want it five? Dude, we don't get a

0:43:49.560 --> 0:43:52.759
<v Speaker 2>shout out because you paid us mid season and then postseason.

0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:54.719
<v Speaker 1>I only paid you for the posting those ones I'm

0:43:54.719 --> 0:43:56.160
<v Speaker 1>going off of, so they may have want it more.

0:43:56.719 --> 0:43:59.040
<v Speaker 1>And what's crazy is Big Time Tsunami went on a

0:43:59.120 --> 0:44:02.279
<v Speaker 1>run and I look at the standings. He won high

0:44:02.320 --> 0:44:05.879
<v Speaker 1>Points seven times. He outscored me on the season by

0:44:06.280 --> 0:44:09.640
<v Speaker 1>nine points. So that tells you how close I was.

0:44:10.120 --> 0:44:13.960
<v Speaker 2>That's what makes the difference me having a little feeling

0:44:14.200 --> 0:44:16.120
<v Speaker 2>that JTT Jonathan Taylor Thomas is.

0:44:16.080 --> 0:44:17.600
<v Speaker 1>Gonna have a big year. He did.

0:44:17.680 --> 0:44:22.440
<v Speaker 2>Justin didn't go with my gut me giving up Judkins

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:25.120
<v Speaker 2>Quinchondra Judkins because he was in jail, or he wasn't

0:44:25.120 --> 0:44:27.279
<v Speaker 2>in jail, but he wasn't on an NFL team. That

0:44:27.360 --> 0:44:30.879
<v Speaker 2>cost us Justin getting rid of at Courtney Loveland Sutton.

0:44:31.080 --> 0:44:33.680
<v Speaker 1>And Scataboo was good for you man until he died.

0:44:34.000 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 1>He did die, But look how he runs. But then

0:44:36.000 --> 0:44:37.799
<v Speaker 1>now he started being a streamer and he's not very

0:44:37.800 --> 0:44:38.319
<v Speaker 1>good at it.

0:44:38.600 --> 0:44:42.399
<v Speaker 2>Right. Well, the running you knew Scataboo was always gonna

0:44:42.400 --> 0:44:45.239
<v Speaker 2>get hurt. He runs like a guy at a bar fight. Man,

0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:48.400
<v Speaker 2>it's just gross, ugly. He gets it done. It's not

0:44:48.560 --> 0:44:51.400
<v Speaker 2>one of your smoother runners, like maybe a Bejon Robbins.

0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:53.960
<v Speaker 1>No, he reminds me of all stock boom boom, just

0:44:54.080 --> 0:44:54.960
<v Speaker 1>running over people.

0:44:55.040 --> 0:44:57.080
<v Speaker 2>They were fun to watch. Man, They're gonna be great

0:44:57.080 --> 0:44:57.640
<v Speaker 2>with Harball.

0:44:57.719 --> 0:45:00.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's gonna be a good time man, good time sala.

0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:01.640
<v Speaker 2>We got our guy.

0:45:01.800 --> 0:45:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh, we did get our guy. No McDaniel, like you said, though,

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:06.680
<v Speaker 1>great call good inside source. We'll take a break.

0:45:08.120 --> 0:45:08.920
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna start the show.

0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we better start the show man, all right.

0:45:11.600 --> 0:45:12.840
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna do it live.

0:45:14.360 --> 0:45:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh the one, two three? So loser, What up? Everybody?

0:45:22.080 --> 0:45:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

0:45:24.520 --> 0:45:27.879
<v Speaker 1>I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because

0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:29.959
<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty much a sports genius.

0:45:30.200 --> 0:45:31.920
<v Speaker 2>What up, y'all? It is Cison. There is gonna be

0:45:31.960 --> 0:45:34.160
<v Speaker 2>a plan with these cameras, we're gonna build a package

0:45:34.160 --> 0:45:36.440
<v Speaker 2>and we're gonna sell it to whoever'll buy it. The

0:45:36.480 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 2>buyer might be a dollar you never know, or we

0:45:39.080 --> 0:45:42.239
<v Speaker 2>could try and get people to negotiate against each other.

0:45:42.560 --> 0:45:45.960
<v Speaker 2>What up y'all? It is Scison. That's from the northern hemisphere.

0:45:46.239 --> 0:45:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Baser's my wife.

0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Man.

0:45:48.120 --> 0:45:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Never never try to add stuff to your intro. It

0:45:50.800 --> 0:45:53.719
<v Speaker 2>gets hard. What up y'all, Sison, I'm from the North.

0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:55.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the north side

0:45:55.239 --> 0:45:56.799
<v Speaker 2>of Ashvia with Bazer my wife. We got two point

0:45:56.840 --> 0:45:59.920
<v Speaker 2>three three acres. There's gonna be snow, sleet, and then

0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:02.840
<v Speaker 2>will come the freezing rain on all of that acreage.

0:46:02.960 --> 0:46:04.759
<v Speaker 2>But it'll probably look beautiful. Who knows. I'll be at

0:46:04.800 --> 0:46:07.560
<v Speaker 2>a hotel the entire weekend going into next week because

0:46:07.719 --> 0:46:10.560
<v Speaker 2>iHeart said, we want you safe. Bless them, God, bless them.

0:46:10.680 --> 0:46:13.239
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, two eggs are gonna be fine. This weekend

0:46:13.239 --> 0:46:16.120
<v Speaker 2>at Vanderbilt's gonna be so cold usually they're defrosting. Because

0:46:16.200 --> 0:46:18.359
<v Speaker 2>Justin now lives in Michigan. He's gonna come home soon

0:46:18.400 --> 0:46:20.520
<v Speaker 2>now that he got the high point thirty dollars that's

0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:22.880
<v Speaker 2>all he needed and get him a little vehicle and

0:46:22.960 --> 0:46:26.080
<v Speaker 2>some gas and come on down south mischief man, over

0:46:26.120 --> 0:46:26.600
<v Speaker 2>to you lunch.

0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Do you really stayed in the hotel all weekend? Yeah, dude.

0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:33.360
<v Speaker 2>They randomly hit me up. We want you there Saturday through.

0:46:33.200 --> 0:46:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Tuesday, coming with you?

0:46:37.600 --> 0:46:39.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, I told her, but she wants to be with

0:46:39.480 --> 0:46:39.920
<v Speaker 2>the cat.

0:46:40.080 --> 0:46:41.680
<v Speaker 1>She's Oh, man, how are you gonna be at a

0:46:41.680 --> 0:46:42.720
<v Speaker 1>hotel by yourself?

0:46:42.760 --> 0:46:44.800
<v Speaker 2>And Beaser's gonna be out in the country by herself.

0:46:44.960 --> 0:46:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I ain't gonna be by myself. I'm gonna be surrounded

0:46:48.840 --> 0:46:50.880
<v Speaker 2>by my closest friends at tent roof.

0:46:55.239 --> 0:46:58.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I'm gonna be surrounded by my friend

0:46:58.200 --> 0:46:59.240
<v Speaker 1>Mickey and ultraum.

0:47:01.520 --> 0:47:04.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't think me and MCKITTI can constitutes as me

0:47:04.800 --> 0:47:05.640
<v Speaker 2>by myself.

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:08.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh my apologies, I forgot your feet work and you

0:47:08.280 --> 0:47:12.480
<v Speaker 1>can walk over to the alcoholic beverage place, oh called

0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:12.959
<v Speaker 1>a bar.

0:47:13.680 --> 0:47:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I wanted it perfect to where I could just go

0:47:15.800 --> 0:47:17.560
<v Speaker 2>in Sunday night. Kind of cool to go in a

0:47:17.640 --> 0:47:19.880
<v Speaker 2>hotel a couple of days during the week so I

0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:22.120
<v Speaker 2>could still chill and party it up on the weekend

0:47:22.200 --> 0:47:24.640
<v Speaker 2>with Baser. But work was like, no, no, no, we're

0:47:24.640 --> 0:47:26.560
<v Speaker 2>not joking about this. It's gonna be very serious. You

0:47:26.600 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 2>need to leave Saturday morning. I'm like, okay, So I'm

0:47:29.640 --> 0:47:32.160
<v Speaker 2>just gonna until the bar is open. I will be

0:47:32.280 --> 0:47:34.520
<v Speaker 2>sitting in a hotel room on the floor.

0:47:35.160 --> 0:47:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Wow, by myself. That's rough.

0:47:38.400 --> 0:47:41.799
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, with her work computers and stuff, Beazer had

0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:43.799
<v Speaker 2>to stay home and the cat. I go, the cow

0:47:43.920 --> 0:47:46.600
<v Speaker 2>be fine by itself for a week. But she didn't

0:47:46.600 --> 0:47:46.920
<v Speaker 2>think that.

0:47:47.640 --> 0:47:50.160
<v Speaker 1>I understand. She's got to gotta make sure that cat

0:47:50.239 --> 0:47:52.520
<v Speaker 1>is in prime condition for the voting. She has to

0:47:52.520 --> 0:47:55.680
<v Speaker 1>put updated pictures because if you're gonna win, you gotta

0:47:55.719 --> 0:47:57.320
<v Speaker 1>be streaming live with the cat.

0:47:57.680 --> 0:48:00.200
<v Speaker 2>And she Baser texted me and goes, I need you

0:48:00.239 --> 0:48:03.160
<v Speaker 2>to pick up four bottles of champagne. And I go, oh,

0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:05.640
<v Speaker 2>that's funny, and she goes, no, I'm serious.

0:48:06.160 --> 0:48:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh she's gonna drink all those by herself. Four days

0:48:09.200 --> 0:48:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm away. Oh one a day, Yeah, one a day.

0:48:12.920 --> 0:48:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Why Ray is away?

0:48:15.200 --> 0:48:17.440
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, this storm, dude, this storm is interesting.

0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:18.279
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy man.

0:48:18.560 --> 0:48:21.280
<v Speaker 2>The guy down the hallway, Yeah, I guess they hooked

0:48:21.320 --> 0:48:23.360
<v Speaker 2>the two producers for whatever.

0:48:23.520 --> 0:48:25.759
<v Speaker 1>They've bent over backwards. They just bend us over.

0:48:26.239 --> 0:48:28.120
<v Speaker 2>And it's me and him and we're both at the

0:48:28.200 --> 0:48:30.920
<v Speaker 2>hotel and he goes, hey, man, I'll just be there

0:48:30.960 --> 0:48:32.719
<v Speaker 2>with a bottle of bourbon in my PlayStation if you

0:48:32.719 --> 0:48:38.439
<v Speaker 2>want to come over. Whoa, I'm gonna pass on that one.

0:48:39.120 --> 0:48:42.879
<v Speaker 1>But uh, well no, why why would you not? Why

0:48:42.880 --> 0:48:43.880
<v Speaker 1>would why would you pass?

0:48:44.520 --> 0:48:48.480
<v Speaker 2>And him shot first shot? Playing Madden?

0:48:48.840 --> 0:48:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh you got a first down, you gotta do a shot.

0:48:51.719 --> 0:48:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, hey, hey touchdown, Ray, I gotta do

0:48:55.360 --> 0:48:57.200
<v Speaker 1>a belly button shot out of you. I mean that

0:48:57.280 --> 0:48:59.360
<v Speaker 1>sounds like a perfect weekend. I don't know what's wrong.

0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:02.840
<v Speaker 2>I mean, don't get me wrong. Hotel rooms are amazing

0:49:03.320 --> 0:49:05.480
<v Speaker 2>until you're by yourself and you have no friends and

0:49:05.520 --> 0:49:06.360
<v Speaker 2>you're just looking at.

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 1>But you got that guy with bourbon. You guys can

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:11.760
<v Speaker 1>sit in the bed lean you know, and play Madden

0:49:11.800 --> 0:49:13.160
<v Speaker 1>all day. How fun? Right?

0:49:13.200 --> 0:49:14.920
<v Speaker 2>But well, let me just say this. For the people

0:49:14.920 --> 0:49:18.799
<v Speaker 2>that travel for work, there is no lonelier feeling than

0:49:18.800 --> 0:49:21.399
<v Speaker 2>being in a hotel room. It doesn't matter five star,

0:49:21.480 --> 0:49:26.120
<v Speaker 2>four star. It could be the Astoria Waldorf Astoria.

0:49:25.760 --> 0:49:27.759
<v Speaker 1>In New York City. Oh that's a nice one. We

0:49:27.800 --> 0:49:28.239
<v Speaker 1>stayed there.

0:49:28.280 --> 0:49:31.759
<v Speaker 2>Being South Beach by yourself, guys, there is not a

0:49:31.960 --> 0:49:35.280
<v Speaker 2>lonelier feeling on the planet. So with all that said,

0:49:35.800 --> 0:49:37.200
<v Speaker 2>maybe I'll go hang out with the guy with bourbon

0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:37.920
<v Speaker 2>and PlayStation man.

0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think so, I mean watch the games together.

0:49:40.239 --> 0:49:41.560
<v Speaker 1>That was literally his pitch to me.

0:49:42.040 --> 0:49:43.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh, and he hits me with because we're talking about

0:49:43.840 --> 0:49:45.840
<v Speaker 2>what time we're gonna because you don't know exactly.

0:49:46.040 --> 0:49:48.879
<v Speaker 1>Wait, you see it's sleep, then it's freezing rain. See

0:49:48.920 --> 0:49:51.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't see that till like at least afternoon, right,

0:49:51.160 --> 0:49:53.359
<v Speaker 1>I mean, well, guess what, homie hits me with what?

0:49:54.400 --> 0:49:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know exactly when it's gonna be going down,

0:49:56.600 --> 0:49:58.080
<v Speaker 2>but I'm just gonna head up there at ten am

0:49:58.160 --> 0:49:59.799
<v Speaker 2>until they let me in the room. I'll just be

0:49:59.800 --> 0:50:03.239
<v Speaker 2>in the lobby if you want to join. So the

0:50:03.600 --> 0:50:06.799
<v Speaker 2>pitch is, I'm gonna hang out in the lobby, you

0:50:06.880 --> 0:50:10.319
<v Speaker 2>and me, sneaking bourbon underneath a coat, and then after that,

0:50:10.520 --> 0:50:12.879
<v Speaker 2>for the post game, we're gonna go to your room

0:50:12.920 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 2>and play Madden.

0:50:15.160 --> 0:50:19.000
<v Speaker 1>McKenny, are you saying me, McKinny, are you ready to

0:50:19.000 --> 0:50:21.320
<v Speaker 1>go out yet? Nobody? He's dead serious.

0:50:21.320 --> 0:50:23.359
<v Speaker 2>He's got my number, So I'm just gonna hit him

0:50:23.360 --> 0:50:27.960
<v Speaker 2>with you ready, don't drink? I gave up the bottle.

0:50:29.080 --> 0:50:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh until he sees you on Instagram out with McKitty. Noah,

0:50:32.680 --> 0:50:35.040
<v Speaker 1>he's older. I don't think he's got that. You're probably right.

0:50:35.080 --> 0:50:36.880
<v Speaker 1>Let me let me check out the Hourly dude. Let

0:50:36.920 --> 0:50:40.440
<v Speaker 1>me see what we're doing here. Uh so tomorrow Hourly?

0:50:41.360 --> 0:50:41.840
<v Speaker 1>What is this?

0:50:42.280 --> 0:50:43.879
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. You're not gonna pull it up

0:50:43.960 --> 0:50:46.400
<v Speaker 2>with weather channel dot com. You need one of them apps.

0:50:46.640 --> 0:50:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Why because they're the ones.

0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:51.160
<v Speaker 2>You pay for where they actually break it down and

0:50:51.320 --> 0:50:55.480
<v Speaker 2>use metrics instead of numbers and pretty pictures.

0:50:56.400 --> 0:51:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, starting at eight am, lights No nine, ten eleven

0:51:02.600 --> 0:51:07.840
<v Speaker 1>am twelve snow, then A one and two is wintery mix,

0:51:08.160 --> 0:51:11.480
<v Speaker 1>and then starting at three freezing rain.

0:51:12.280 --> 0:51:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Late night, it's gonna get sticky.

0:51:14.320 --> 0:51:16.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh then it's freezing rain all the way to oh

0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:22.759
<v Speaker 1>my gosh, all the way through eleven am on Sunday morning. Guys,

0:51:23.360 --> 0:51:26.200
<v Speaker 1>we probably won't have a pod Monday. He did tell

0:51:26.200 --> 0:51:28.640
<v Speaker 1>me he text me. Okay, has he texted you yet?

0:51:29.000 --> 0:51:31.879
<v Speaker 1>Thank god? Oh man? So where are you gonna watch

0:51:31.920 --> 0:51:33.320
<v Speaker 1>the games? You're gonna watch it at the hotel or

0:51:33.320 --> 0:51:35.840
<v Speaker 1>at the bar. Well, this is what I told Baser.

0:51:36.120 --> 0:51:43.520
<v Speaker 1>I said, ideally there's a bomb they went blowing when

0:51:43.560 --> 0:51:47.080
<v Speaker 1>we were on the pod. They just blew. Why did

0:51:47.080 --> 0:51:48.839
<v Speaker 1>they not blow while I was out there? I wanted

0:51:48.840 --> 0:51:54.680
<v Speaker 1>to see them blowing up? Closing personal God.

0:51:52.960 --> 0:51:55.320
<v Speaker 2>I want to go to Demumbrian where we did the

0:51:55.360 --> 0:51:59.720
<v Speaker 2>convention a little bit. Some of those bars in there daily?

0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:06.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah and happy does Nashville Golf Zone?

0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:07.760
<v Speaker 2>Are they into number in? No?

0:52:07.760 --> 0:52:08.879
<v Speaker 1>No, Buddy Zone is not.

0:52:09.719 --> 0:52:13.719
<v Speaker 2>The Uh the games are best at that type. I

0:52:13.760 --> 0:52:15.919
<v Speaker 2>don't want to be alone again in my hotel room,

0:52:16.200 --> 0:52:17.960
<v Speaker 2>sitting there on my bed watching you.

0:52:17.920 --> 0:52:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Want to come over the crib? I tell you what,

0:52:20.560 --> 0:52:21.920
<v Speaker 1>don tell you what, Jim.

0:52:22.320 --> 0:52:28.160
<v Speaker 2>They gotta put Romoh Jim, it's.

0:52:28.000 --> 0:52:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Gonna be a good one. Oh Jim, it looks like wait,

0:52:31.280 --> 0:52:34.200
<v Speaker 1>is that Abby and Arnold making out of the fifty

0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:38.359
<v Speaker 1>yard line? Oh? Get that off our tv, Jim. Either

0:52:38.480 --> 0:52:43.080
<v Speaker 1>it's cold out here. She's happy to see us. Her

0:52:43.120 --> 0:52:45.439
<v Speaker 1>headlights are on on her feet. I mean, well that's

0:52:45.440 --> 0:52:48.760
<v Speaker 1>her chest. Sorry my bad. Oh man, they are pointing

0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:52.040
<v Speaker 1>at me, Jim. Jim nance here with Tony Romo. Tony,

0:52:52.080 --> 0:52:57.359
<v Speaker 1>who wins it? D Jim, Jim.

0:52:57.760 --> 0:52:58.440
<v Speaker 2>I love Romo.

0:52:58.440 --> 0:53:00.640
<v Speaker 1>People are rude for making fun of him from noises.

0:53:01.480 --> 0:53:05.120
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna come down to the fourth corner, Gym. You

0:53:05.200 --> 0:53:06.800
<v Speaker 1>know it's whoever has that ball?

0:53:06.800 --> 0:53:10.520
<v Speaker 2>I last, Uh, Tony, what do you think that this

0:53:10.640 --> 0:53:12.680
<v Speaker 2>type of precipitation looks like.

0:53:15.200 --> 0:53:20.279
<v Speaker 1>It's sticky? Jim? I like him.

0:53:20.360 --> 0:53:22.000
<v Speaker 2>Romo's great, But yeah, I want to watch that at

0:53:22.040 --> 0:53:26.440
<v Speaker 2>a bar. It really playoff type games. Those are big moments,

0:53:26.480 --> 0:53:28.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, you know you remember those moments. Well, where'd

0:53:28.920 --> 0:53:30.680
<v Speaker 2>you see the crazy hill Mary pass?

0:53:31.160 --> 0:53:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I was at my standing right right side of the TV,

0:53:34.280 --> 0:53:34.880
<v Speaker 1>right corner.

0:53:35.200 --> 0:53:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, I was with a guy bottle of bourbon,

0:53:37.000 --> 0:53:39.360
<v Speaker 2>him halfway down and he just beat me at Madden

0:53:39.560 --> 0:53:42.680
<v Speaker 2>and we were in our undies. Oh that's the story.

0:53:42.719 --> 0:53:47.040
<v Speaker 1>I tell ye. That's weird. And I mean, are you

0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:52.759
<v Speaker 1>cheering for any team? Are you cheering? Uh? Well?

0:53:52.840 --> 0:53:57.400
<v Speaker 2>I did say before the season NFL, not before the season, sorry,

0:53:57.640 --> 0:54:02.920
<v Speaker 2>before before the playoffs, I said Patriots and Rams.

0:54:03.080 --> 0:54:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you might be right.

0:54:04.640 --> 0:54:07.800
<v Speaker 2>And before that two days before I told Kevin Patriots

0:54:07.800 --> 0:54:12.359
<v Speaker 2>and Broncos, but changed it at the last second. Broncos

0:54:12.400 --> 0:54:14.680
<v Speaker 2>and Rams, but changed it at the last second. So

0:54:14.800 --> 0:54:18.400
<v Speaker 2>I actually called three of the four final teams. A

0:54:18.440 --> 0:54:20.160
<v Speaker 2>lot of ones in there. I get it, shit it,

0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:23.520
<v Speaker 2>but to be right is pretty cool. So and then

0:54:23.520 --> 0:54:25.200
<v Speaker 2>I said Rams all the way. So I gotta have

0:54:25.360 --> 0:54:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Rams and Patriots for one person in the building, Kevin

0:54:29.600 --> 0:54:31.200
<v Speaker 2>to think that I know what I'm talking about.

0:54:32.280 --> 0:54:38.200
<v Speaker 1>You I want I want the Rams to win as

0:54:38.280 --> 0:54:40.920
<v Speaker 1>much as Matthew Stafford was a lion, and you know

0:54:40.960 --> 0:54:43.400
<v Speaker 1>what I mean, I think he is so freaking good

0:54:44.440 --> 0:54:47.120
<v Speaker 1>and I think we undervalue how good he was because

0:54:47.120 --> 0:54:49.440
<v Speaker 1>he was on such terrible teams in Detroit.

0:54:49.640 --> 0:54:50.640
<v Speaker 2>But he's won it before.

0:54:51.960 --> 0:54:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Stop. I understand. I do believe that he is going

0:54:57.640 --> 0:55:01.719
<v Speaker 1>to win the super Bowl and retire like this would

0:55:01.760 --> 0:55:06.360
<v Speaker 1>be the perfect ending Hall of Fame career. Win the MVP,

0:55:07.160 --> 0:55:12.200
<v Speaker 1>win the Super Bowl, go out on top and ride

0:55:12.239 --> 0:55:17.000
<v Speaker 1>away in the sunset. And then I want the Patriots

0:55:17.600 --> 0:55:19.720
<v Speaker 1>so Kevin can go to the super Bowl and watch him.

0:55:20.360 --> 0:55:22.920
<v Speaker 2>What both of our explanations included, Kevin.

0:55:23.320 --> 0:55:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want Kevin to have that experience where he

0:55:33.440 --> 0:55:35.840
<v Speaker 1>gets to watch his favorite team in the Super Bowl

0:55:36.239 --> 0:55:37.040
<v Speaker 1>live in person.

0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:39.640
<v Speaker 2>But the real question is does he have tickets or

0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:40.520
<v Speaker 2>he has a hookup?

0:55:40.600 --> 0:55:47.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Oh okay, yeah, wow, Yeah, he's getting off working crowd.

0:55:47.440 --> 0:55:50.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah freaking great. I mean pick got to pick up

0:55:50.320 --> 0:55:53.240
<v Speaker 1>the slack, yeah and win now here's the thing. Everybody

0:55:53.320 --> 0:55:56.279
<v Speaker 1>thinks it's a done deal. The Patriots are winning that game. No,

0:55:56.400 --> 0:56:00.960
<v Speaker 1>it's not. Nick Foles with the absolute most savage tweet ever.

0:56:02.400 --> 0:56:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Did you see it?

0:56:03.239 --> 0:56:05.040
<v Speaker 2>Yes, backups, back up.

0:56:06.800 --> 0:56:08.200
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know what. No, I don't know if

0:56:08.200 --> 0:56:09.720
<v Speaker 1>that he said, don't don't.

0:56:09.560 --> 0:56:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Sleep on backups because he won the Super Bowl as

0:56:11.920 --> 0:56:14.359
<v Speaker 2>a backup. Congrats funny. It was funny a week ago

0:56:15.320 --> 0:56:16.160
<v Speaker 2>and he took it down.

0:56:17.680 --> 0:56:17.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:56:18.040 --> 0:56:20.560
<v Speaker 2>I like all tweets, they're funny. Two drinks in. Not

0:56:20.719 --> 0:56:27.640
<v Speaker 2>the next morning the uh Patriots rams funny winner loss.

0:56:28.920 --> 0:56:31.759
<v Speaker 1>I'll be watching the games. I would hope I'll watch

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:34.600
<v Speaker 1>the games. I know batters Box then think I watched football,

0:56:34.640 --> 0:56:36.200
<v Speaker 1>but I will. I don't know if Battersbox will watch

0:56:36.200 --> 0:56:37.160
<v Speaker 1>because the Niners are out.

0:56:37.280 --> 0:56:40.120
<v Speaker 2>So guys, don't quote me on this stat. Do quote

0:56:40.120 --> 0:56:43.359
<v Speaker 2>me on the tree stats seven seven pounds with freezing rain.

0:56:43.440 --> 0:56:46.000
<v Speaker 1>How about Indiana? Man, that was awesome.

0:56:47.320 --> 0:56:49.840
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna break down the college football playoff.

0:56:49.920 --> 0:56:53.000
<v Speaker 1>We broke down the Bears. Kata Williams, Hail Mary. But

0:56:53.160 --> 0:56:58.759
<v Speaker 1>my question was that in the Indiana is the most

0:56:58.920 --> 0:57:04.600
<v Speaker 1>improbable champion we've ever seen in college football ever?

0:57:05.040 --> 0:57:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Great thanks. Every sports center person has said that in

0:57:08.560 --> 0:57:09.399
<v Speaker 2>the last five days.

0:57:09.640 --> 0:57:12.560
<v Speaker 1>How amazing is that coach?

0:57:13.640 --> 0:57:15.160
<v Speaker 2>Freaking dude, I went to college with a bunch of

0:57:15.200 --> 0:57:18.080
<v Speaker 2>kids from Indiana. Thank god they didn't text me. How

0:57:18.320 --> 0:57:21.680
<v Speaker 2>amazing is that coach Signati?

0:57:22.720 --> 0:57:26.440
<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable? And I saw the signetti cigarette shirts, saw it.

0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:28.880
<v Speaker 2>The game that I was gonna say this stat. Don't

0:57:28.920 --> 0:57:31.960
<v Speaker 2>hold me to it, guys, before I was so rudely interrupted. Sorry,

0:57:32.280 --> 0:57:36.520
<v Speaker 2>a dog in this type of a game bigger than

0:57:36.560 --> 0:57:42.520
<v Speaker 2>a minus five spread is ten and oh really against

0:57:42.560 --> 0:57:44.360
<v Speaker 2>the spread, so it doesn't mean they win the game,

0:57:44.800 --> 0:57:47.320
<v Speaker 2>but Broncos are going to keep it close. That's just

0:57:47.440 --> 0:57:50.520
<v Speaker 2>such a dirty line, which agrees with what you just.

0:57:50.520 --> 0:57:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Said, Tanano against the spread and six times they've won

0:57:54.040 --> 0:57:56.440
<v Speaker 1>straight up, So do not quote me on that.

0:57:56.760 --> 0:57:59.280
<v Speaker 2>But I believe I read it correctly. It's just a

0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:03.280
<v Speaker 2>dirty lie. It's a dirty line. Jim, Dude, you're gonna

0:58:03.280 --> 0:58:05.720
<v Speaker 2>be iced in. There's gonna be no reason you can't

0:58:05.760 --> 0:58:09.160
<v Speaker 2>watch the games. Guys, enjoy the weekend recover from sore

0:58:09.240 --> 0:58:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Losers Convention. If you were there, if you didn't bother

0:58:12.320 --> 0:58:15.120
<v Speaker 2>to show up, think about what you miss, think about

0:58:15.160 --> 0:58:17.440
<v Speaker 2>how you can improve your behavior and show up next year.

0:58:17.760 --> 0:58:18.560
<v Speaker 1>That's all I can say.

0:58:18.800 --> 0:58:20.400
<v Speaker 2>And because I'm a man of the people and I

0:58:20.480 --> 0:58:22.240
<v Speaker 2>tell a story, I always like to have some sort

0:58:22.280 --> 0:58:27.160
<v Speaker 2>of payoff. I have got to take my man up

0:58:27.200 --> 0:58:29.120
<v Speaker 2>on his offer. I gotta go see the bottle of

0:58:29.160 --> 0:58:31.760
<v Speaker 2>bourbon in the PlayStation in the room. Yeah, the dude's

0:58:31.840 --> 0:58:34.880
<v Speaker 2>like fifty five. I gotta go see this setup and

0:58:35.160 --> 0:58:37.160
<v Speaker 2>just laugh to myself, and then I gotta bail. I

0:58:37.200 --> 0:58:41.320
<v Speaker 2>got a fake an emergency, somebody I know slipped on ice.

0:58:41.360 --> 0:58:45.360
<v Speaker 2>Gotta go something. But I have got to take a

0:58:45.480 --> 0:58:49.240
<v Speaker 2>picture of this hotel room for the nation, please.

0:58:49.400 --> 0:58:49.920
<v Speaker 1>I gotta do.

0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Like how funny is the idea of me Telby with

0:58:53.800 --> 0:58:56.560
<v Speaker 2>you and that dude, dude me him a bottle of

0:58:56.680 --> 0:59:02.160
<v Speaker 2>Maker's Mark and a PlayStation one in the background. It's

0:59:02.840 --> 0:59:04.240
<v Speaker 2>on a low point in my career.

0:59:04.960 --> 0:59:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I just got to say last week I

0:59:08.480 --> 0:59:12.000
<v Speaker 1>talked about the convention, and I talked about Coaches Convention one,

0:59:12.040 --> 0:59:18.960
<v Speaker 1>and there was a couple that were engaged, and there

0:59:18.960 --> 0:59:20.960
<v Speaker 1>were they brought a friend and they got snowed into

0:59:21.040 --> 0:59:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Vegas and I thought they were going back to North

0:59:23.240 --> 0:59:26.640
<v Speaker 1>Dakota and they I don't know how long they got

0:59:26.680 --> 0:59:28.720
<v Speaker 1>stuck in Vegas. We never heard from him again, never

0:59:28.800 --> 0:59:32.320
<v Speaker 1>knew if they even made it back. Cappy, No, this

0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:34.920
<v Speaker 1>is Coaches conventioned one copy. Oh, we knew he made

0:59:34.960 --> 0:59:39.760
<v Speaker 1>it back. I got an update, Coachers. I just listened

0:59:39.760 --> 0:59:41.760
<v Speaker 1>to Friday's pod and I heard you talking about the

0:59:41.840 --> 0:59:44.520
<v Speaker 1>engaged couple and their friend they got stuck in Vegas.

0:59:44.960 --> 0:59:48.800
<v Speaker 1>After CC one, we were that couple. We were stuck

0:59:48.840 --> 0:59:51.640
<v Speaker 1>in Vegas for an extra three days due to a

0:59:51.760 --> 0:59:58.000
<v Speaker 1>snowstorm back home in North Carolina. We still listen to

0:59:58.160 --> 1:00:02.120
<v Speaker 1>every pod since CC one. We got married, bought and

1:00:02.160 --> 1:00:06.360
<v Speaker 1>renovated our home, and had our first baby boy. All

1:00:06.440 --> 1:00:08.720
<v Speaker 1>of these life events have kept us from coming back,

1:00:09.320 --> 1:00:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Hoping we can make it next year to CEE C six,

1:00:12.240 --> 1:00:14.880
<v Speaker 1>do me a solid and return to Vegas so I

1:00:14.960 --> 1:00:18.000
<v Speaker 1>can be a degenerate gambler at the blackjack table.

1:00:18.640 --> 1:00:22.520
<v Speaker 2>Chris in Brooklyn, But we just can't go to Vegas.

1:00:22.600 --> 1:00:25.440
<v Speaker 2>We got too many people in recovery. Unless that changes

1:00:25.480 --> 1:00:28.600
<v Speaker 2>over the next planning six months. You did your July

1:00:28.760 --> 1:00:32.920
<v Speaker 2>first date yep. And I'm just gonna say, Chris in Brooklyn,

1:00:32.960 --> 1:00:35.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you're still around. I want to know is

1:00:35.240 --> 1:00:37.560
<v Speaker 2>that friend still in the picture? Does that friend still

1:00:37.640 --> 1:00:41.040
<v Speaker 2>hang out with you guys? And then there's another couple

1:00:41.640 --> 1:00:44.040
<v Speaker 2>that would come to the convention. They didn't do social media.

1:00:44.520 --> 1:00:45.640
<v Speaker 2>They lived in California.

1:00:46.520 --> 1:00:49.479
<v Speaker 1>They would always branch Off go to the Vegas Night's

1:00:49.520 --> 1:00:51.400
<v Speaker 1>game and they would drive in. And he is a

1:00:51.480 --> 1:00:54.000
<v Speaker 1>big dude. And I don't know if they are still

1:00:54.080 --> 1:00:58.440
<v Speaker 1>listen Big texts. Whatever happened to big texts? Big dude bald?

1:00:59.120 --> 1:01:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Is he still around? That's right? People. I think about

1:01:02.840 --> 1:01:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Man the Weed brothers from Colorado, they still around. I

1:01:06.000 --> 1:01:08.360
<v Speaker 1>don't know. It's a lot of people. I think about Man,

1:01:08.720 --> 1:01:12.800
<v Speaker 1>the kid that in the motorcycle accident, Miguel. Why didn't

1:01:12.800 --> 1:01:15.320
<v Speaker 1>he come? I don't know.

1:01:15.800 --> 1:01:18.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Yo, geez, man, you know.

1:01:18.600 --> 1:01:20.920
<v Speaker 1>Why he didn't come. He was tired of wearing cowboy gear.

1:01:21.040 --> 1:01:22.560
<v Speaker 1>He was tired of the cowboys letting him down. He

1:01:22.680 --> 1:01:24.760
<v Speaker 1>was just he runs his mouth all year, and he

1:01:25.040 --> 1:01:27.840
<v Speaker 1>disappeared the convention. Maybe his wife said you're grounded. I

1:01:27.920 --> 1:01:33.840
<v Speaker 1>don't know. His wife's a sweetheart. We gotta go. I'm

1:01:33.840 --> 1:01:36.880
<v Speaker 1>gonna stop this video. Yeah, stop it, man, Hey buy YouTube?

1:01:37.520 --> 1:01:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Bye bye, stop that beast. Yeah.

1:01:42.040 --> 1:01:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I just want to make sure it stopped. Maybe am

1:01:45.000 --> 1:01:45.920
<v Speaker 2>I stopping this or keeping it?

1:01:46.240 --> 1:01:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Now? We're good man, we're going right.

1:01:48.560 --> 1:01:51.240
<v Speaker 2>It's recording still, Oh it is? I just want to

1:01:51.280 --> 1:01:53.480
<v Speaker 2>see if this thing stops. You said by YouTube? Oh

1:01:53.520 --> 1:01:54.600
<v Speaker 2>and it went split screen?

1:01:54.880 --> 1:01:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Did it really?

1:01:55.880 --> 1:01:56.600
<v Speaker 2>That's how it ended?

1:01:56.680 --> 1:01:59.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's legit, dude. Did we get comments? Yeah?

1:02:00.120 --> 1:02:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Tell me who he was, mister BS two s coaches?

1:02:04.120 --> 1:02:04.480
<v Speaker 2>What up?

1:02:04.520 --> 1:02:04.840
<v Speaker 1>What up?

1:02:04.960 --> 1:02:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Video and audio is perfect? Laugh my ass off. Ray

1:02:07.400 --> 1:02:09.360
<v Speaker 2>you might need to start getting a weekly spray tan

1:02:09.520 --> 1:02:16.640
<v Speaker 2>like bones what Jane? Yes? More videos, Heather, Justice for

1:02:16.720 --> 1:02:23.640
<v Speaker 2>cat calendars. Tito. That's a scam for sure, Kirsten, Hello,

1:02:24.280 --> 1:02:26.560
<v Speaker 2>doesn't even look like a listener might have stumbled.

1:02:26.200 --> 1:02:26.760
<v Speaker 1>On our video.

1:02:27.800 --> 1:02:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Tito establishing dominance. He's the alpha. I don't know what

1:02:32.200 --> 1:02:36.320
<v Speaker 2>the exact stuff they're commenting on Enoch. You guys should

1:02:36.360 --> 1:02:38.760
<v Speaker 2>read live comments from the losers on here we are

1:02:40.760 --> 1:02:42.640
<v Speaker 2>knock again, rest in peace?

1:02:42.680 --> 1:02:45.360
<v Speaker 1>Cappy? Oh as you said, Yeah, we lost him in

1:02:45.360 --> 1:02:49.760
<v Speaker 1>the snowstorm. Enoch again? Enoch is everywhere. I'm from.

1:02:49.880 --> 1:02:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Pr joined the Coast Guard. They sent me to Arkansas

1:02:53.280 --> 1:02:56.080
<v Speaker 2>straight out of boot camp. Saw more snow in one

1:02:56.200 --> 1:02:57.480
<v Speaker 2>year to last me a lifetime.

1:02:57.880 --> 1:02:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Pr is Puerto Rico.

1:03:00.440 --> 1:03:06.320
<v Speaker 2>Wow, Jenny Coaches, Enoch is a show over.

1:03:07.720 --> 1:03:07.959
<v Speaker 1>Enoch?

1:03:08.720 --> 1:03:12.720
<v Speaker 2>Laugh out loud? Uh Heather again. My three and five

1:03:12.800 --> 1:03:15.200
<v Speaker 2>year old were jamming to the drum line in the car.

1:03:15.840 --> 1:03:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Can y'all play it longer? Like six or seven minutes?

1:03:20.520 --> 1:03:22.439
<v Speaker 2>Cords are great, We're back.

1:03:22.760 --> 1:03:23.479
<v Speaker 1>We are back.

1:03:23.640 --> 1:03:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Dude, dude what we had three people watching it? Kid?

1:03:32.240 --> 1:03:35.720
<v Speaker 1>Hey, lay next stop. We're mister beast man. We're mister

1:03:35.800 --> 1:03:38.600
<v Speaker 1>beast man. I'm gonna tell you, Hey, I got a

1:03:38.640 --> 1:03:41.160
<v Speaker 1>name Coachers. You posted on the graand one hundred pictures

1:03:41.160 --> 1:03:42.880
<v Speaker 1>of the same four people. Did anyone go to the

1:03:42.920 --> 1:03:44.320
<v Speaker 1>convention this year? What is going on?

1:03:45.760 --> 1:03:50.080
<v Speaker 2>Every picture? Sam me, you and Sherry?

1:03:50.640 --> 1:03:53.560
<v Speaker 1>That's from Jeff Kamiski. Man, Hey, Jeff, Sorry you didn't

1:03:53.560 --> 1:03:55.160
<v Speaker 1>get any of those pictures. Man, we've got to take

1:03:55.200 --> 1:03:58.600
<v Speaker 1>pictures of you. Man, that's our fault. Apologies. Oh wait,

1:03:58.720 --> 1:04:00.360
<v Speaker 1>you weren't there so you wouldn't know. There's a lot

1:04:00.360 --> 1:04:02.320
<v Speaker 1>of damn people. Can jerk you guys.

1:04:02.200 --> 1:04:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Use creative angles to just post the same four people.

1:04:05.440 --> 1:04:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Didn't look like a good turnout. There are only four

1:04:09.640 --> 1:04:11.480
<v Speaker 2>people at the convention. Man, what do you wants to do?

1:04:13.120 --> 1:04:18.400
<v Speaker 2>Busted we're busted, dude. One picture I don't even it

1:04:18.560 --> 1:04:21.360
<v Speaker 2>was at Pins. I took a picture of the whole Pins.

1:04:21.560 --> 1:04:24.200
<v Speaker 2>I said, crazy turnout, but it was really just our

1:04:24.280 --> 1:04:26.640
<v Speaker 2>section right in front. But it was the whole group,

1:04:26.960 --> 1:04:28.480
<v Speaker 2>the entire Nashville at Pins.

1:04:30.360 --> 1:04:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that was good stuff, alrightman, this ye