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Speaker 1: Are you ready for some edgy news. I'm ready to

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Speaker 2: I was gonna do this one too. I'm so excited.

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Speaker 2: Let blow some hot air on this bumping episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 3: Would you resilient pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would guys non binary pounds? Welcome to another fantastic episode

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Speaker 2: I am Banana Boy number two Scotty Landis. Thank you

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Speaker 2: for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was,

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Speaker 2: especially to our trans listeners. We're just giving you a

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Speaker 2: little extra consensual hug this week and inviting you to

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Speaker 2: all our future live shows. We'd love to see you.

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Speaker 1: Please come out and guess what. Speaking of live shows,

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Speaker 1: we've got some more in the can. They're about to

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Speaker 1: be about to be announced. I'm very excited. Maybe we're

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe we're coming south of the Mason Dixon, probably

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Speaker 1: And they're not confirmed yet, so We're not going to

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Speaker 2: Matty Poblo loves this state. We'll just give you a hint.

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Speaker 2: Scotty and I hung out over the weekend. We had

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Speaker 2: a nice time, didn't We sure did. It was so fun.

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Speaker 2: It was a birthday party for our best buddy Rob

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Speaker 2: was doing at the bottom of the ball pit anyways.

438
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,640
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's so funny.

439
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: I remember the like, when I first went to a

440
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 1: kid party with a bounce house, I was like, oh,

441
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 1: this is awesome. I remember loving bounce houses as a

442
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:26,680
Speaker 1: parent of a young child. It is They're awful. They

443
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 1: just suck. They suck so much because like if you

444
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: have everybody who's the same age, then it's like yay,

445
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: everybody's having a great time. And it's never there. It's

446
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: always somebody's fucking older brother, older sister, Yeah, coming in.

447
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

448
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:44,479
Speaker 1: And I remember being one one party where this kid

449
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:49,760
Speaker 1: was and it was like three year olds three It

450
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: was a three year old birthday party. He was probably

451
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: eight or something like that, jumping up into the air

452
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: with both feet and then kicking them in the chest

453
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: so they would like fly. They would like fly like

454
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: ten feet away. Yes, And he just kept doing over

455
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: and over and over again. And you can't yell at

456
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: somebody else's kid, do you know what I mean, even

457
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Speaker 1: when they're being a piece of shit. So instead, I've

458
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: never done this before and I have never had done

459
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: it again. But I just stared at him like I'm

460
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 1: gonna murder you until he just stopped.

461
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 2: Good.

462
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: I just kept saying like, hey, let's keep it calm.

463
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: I just kept saying nice general things. Let's not hurt anybody.

464
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 1: Let's not fight. Hey, guys, let's not fight because you

465
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 1: can't like yell at somebody else's kid. And then I

466
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 1: just looked at him like I'm gonna find you and

467
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 1: kill you later.

468
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he got the memo and he said he did,

469
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 2: and then he got out. Yeah. That's the difference between

470
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 2: the modern era and the old era, when there was

471
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 2: always like an uncle who'd come in like jean shorts

472
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 2: and like light directly in the grass drink always had

473
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 2: like a bush light in his hand, and that guy'd

474
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 2: be like hi, and he would like point out with

475
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 2: a cigarette between two fingers, like which is the best

476
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 2: point of all points the index finger, middle finger, cigarette

477
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,439
Speaker 2: pointing in an opposite direction, so you're not sure if

478
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 2: they're pointing at you or not. And they would scare

479
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,880
Speaker 2: the life out of you and get you in line,

480
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 2: sometimes give you beer to you.

481
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.

482
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 2: Carly Lee sent this beauty in thank you, carly Lee.

483
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 2: Swimmers find pair of teeth on Englewood Beach and aim

484
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: to locate the rightful owner.

485
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: All right, this is now, this sounds like a mystery

486
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: that I'm I'm chomping at the bit to solve. We'll

487
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: be right back with some more bananas from all the

488
00:26:50,760 --> 00:27:07,639
Speaker 1: way around the shot of the birthdays, and we are back. Scottie,

489
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 1: got any shout outs?

490
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 2: I got three great shout outs. First and foremost, this

491
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 2: one's long time coming. I gotta shout out our boy George.

492
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 2: So I we have a po box, uh huh for bananas.

493
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 2: We got lots of mail. Now we get tons of

494
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 2: banana mail. And me and Kurt we love the USPS,

495
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 2: so send us mail. It's great. George sends us. I

496
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 2: would say two postcards a week from Europe. Wow, boy George.

497
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 2: They are the most positive postcards. They always end with

498
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: something like stay awesome, or you guys are awesome, and

499
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 2: then they tell us where he is, Barcelona, Grease, wherever

500
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 2: he is, and itways just shout out to George. I

501
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 2: should have given you a shout out a year ago

502
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 2: or more, but he sends the best mail and now

503
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to it. Love it so much, Right, Miranda,

504
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 2: Jean Ouseler or ours. I think it is Ousler is

505
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 2: shouting yourself out for becoming a private investigator in Ohio. Yes,

506
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 2: that's pretty cool. That's probably our first person to go

507
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 2: through private investigator school and let us know she's proud

508
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,639
Speaker 2: of herself. We're very proud of Miranda, and Kurt and

509
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 2: I might have a couple people for you to look

510
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 2: into at some point, so glad you're out there and

511
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 2: on our side. And last, but not least, I think

512
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 2: it's David Lugend. It could be Ludgin wants to shout

513
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 2: out Will and Sarah Lederer, who introduced him to the

514
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast, which he loves very much because and Dave

515
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 2: wanted to let us know about the banana lounge at MIT,

516
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 2: which we kind of know about the Banana Lounge at MIT,

517
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 2: but statistically they go through three hundred and fifteen thousand

518
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 2: free bananas for students and faculty every year and they

519
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 2: toss out less than one percent.

520
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: That's amazing.

521
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: That's a lot of bananas. It's brain food. So I

522
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: knew bananas was brain food.

523
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been telling me, keep saying shut up.

524
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, but Kurt, they're brain food.

525
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: They are not. That's sushi.

526
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. Yeah. I do love some soush.

527
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: Mm, got you to you kidding me?

528
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 2: Let's give soush. Let's eat too much soush.

529
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: I would love to.

530
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, send your you know, send anything into the

531
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: Bananas podcast on GMEO or send it into our dms,

532
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 2: which so so so so many of you do, and

533
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 2: we'll shout you out all right.

534
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: Uh give me give me the story scar.

535
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is so fun. Swimmers find pair of

536
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: teeth on Englood Beach and aim to locate the rightful owner.

537
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 2: This was written by Gauge Goulding for anything Gauge Goulding,

538
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 2: Good old Gauge Goulding. I love the alliteration, and I

539
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 2: love the best in the business. Gauge Goulding is great

540
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 2: alliteration for best in the business. Mmm, so good ggbb

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00:29:55,480 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: ggbb gauge Golding for NBC to Florida, Anglewood, Florida. A

542
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 2: group of friends swimming at Anglewood Beach over the weekend

543
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 2: didn't find a rare seashell or even a hidden treasure,

544
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 2: but instead found a pair of teeth sitting in the sand.

545
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: That's hidden treasure.

546
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 2: That is come on, come on, that is it's a

547
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 2: store that seems only fitting to have happened in the

548
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 2: state of Florida. A random pair of teeth found among

549
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 2: piles of seashells lying under an aqua blue Oh, under

550
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: the aqua blue water. Didn't need that whole sentence gauge.

551
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 2: We were already in. They must have like a word

552
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 2: count that. They're like, what else can I say about

553
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 2: what I just said? Okay, best in the biz. Where

554
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 2: else are you going to find a pair of teeth

555
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 2: in the sand in the ocean, said Jamie Murphy. No

556
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 2: context to that person. Miss also don't come back. Oh no,

557
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 2: we do come back to one Jamie. Sorry. Murphy was

558
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 2: Anglewood Beach at Minnesota Key sounds Cool on Sunday with

559
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 2: a group of friends roughly thirty yards off shore, which

560
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 2: we call bull shark territory. One of the friends was

561
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: diving below the water and looking around. They went to

562
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 2: go in the water for a third or fourth time.

563
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 2: She said, never once did they expect to come back

564
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 2: with a crown Jewel of the day too joy teeth joke.

565
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: Oh that she didn't say that. That's not a quote.

566
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,160
Speaker 1: That's from the article.

567
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 2: That's from Gauge Golder. Sweet he sunk his teeth into

568
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 2: that one. He can't.

569
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: They didn't expect. Look, they didn't expect teeth on the

570
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: third and fourth time they went out first and second time,

571
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: it was all teeth looking teeth. That was what they

572
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: were expecting. They were the disappointed. Their like, well we

573
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: got to give up budfighted teeth third or fourth time.

574
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: We're just we have no expectations.

575
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 2: It's just for them at that point, they're just getting exercise,

576
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: getting their strokes in. This isn't teeth diving.

577
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: To the details that are given in these stories are wonderful.

578
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 2: They're the best. I feel like I've gotten so much

579
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: smarter in the dumbest shit since we started this podcast,

580
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: where I'm like, boy, I have everything in my head now.

581
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 2: He came running up and he was like, look, look

582
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: look what I have. And I'm like, oh my gosh,

583
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 2: what is that. He's like, their teeth, dentures.

584
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: People are being interviewed. They're wasted, they are wasted. Look look, look, look,

585
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: look they're teeth.

586
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And he's like, what's there? What is that?

587
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 2: He said, their teeth And then this is the next sentence, dentures,

588
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 2: said Mike Erickson of Port Charlotte. Was Yes, dentures, says

589
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 2: Mike Erickson of Port Charlotte, who is marveling at a

590
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 2: photo of the teeth found on the beach. So not

591
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: even at the teeth, just just some guy and.

592
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: That some other looking at him photo and he just

593
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,560
Speaker 1: his whole quote is dentures.

594
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 2: Dentures, said mack Erickson. He's from Port Charlotte, though there

595
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: are people a few words in Port Charlotte. I'm assuming Florida.

596
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 2: At some point someone must have lost their dentures. Naturally,

597
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 2: Jamie and her friends scoop them up. Quote they're actually

598
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 2: clean ericson at it, I mean insane. Murphy took them

599
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 2: home with her. Admittedly, the last couple of days have

600
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,719
Speaker 2: been fun with having fun in games with these teeth.

601
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 2: I mean some boo. But what would really put a

602
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 2: big smile on her face would be if she could

603
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 2: find the mouth that these belong in. Yeah, come with them,

604
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 2: she said. This is like a Dick and Jane book

605
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 2: or whatever. Yeah, exclamation point, Come get them.

606
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 1: I will give you my address or how to come

607
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: get them. Come get them. They're in my mouth.

608
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 2: So you know, if you find dentures in the ocean,

609
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 2: first of all, sure they're probably very expensive, so get them.

610
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 2: If they're clean, Yeah, they were probably recently used. But

611
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 2: what clue could you ever use, How could you ever

612
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 2: figure out if you're not, say, up an animal, turn

613
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 2: Mirana to turn private eye. Well, Kurt, there was a

614
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 2: clue on.

615
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: These teeth ons.

616
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 2: Murphy posted photos of the teeth on Facebook. I mean

617
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: already the only Facebook post in the history of the

618
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 2: world that's ever been useful. Hoping to find someone looking

619
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 2: for their teeth. She has one huge clue. The owner's

620
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 2: last name is written on the bottom of the dentures.

621
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: The name is Glicky. So when you see this, when

622
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,439
Speaker 2: you post the Instagram next week or two weeks, they

623
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 2: as clear as day. The word Glicky is written on

624
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 2: the inside of these dentures. Now, one might wonder why

625
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 2: would someone care so much about another person's lost teeth. Well,

626
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 2: there are two reasons behind Murphy's effort.

627
00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: One hope, there's another, well, well you might want Well,

628
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 1: well here's why.

629
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 2: And well it starts with a one. It's the right

630
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 2: thing to do. Okay, great gauge Golding, just just set

631
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 2: in the moral compass of the country, thank you, a

632
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 2: little more towards the north. In two, there has to

633
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 2: be a good story and how they were lost, laughing, talking,

634
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 2: and then bloop, Murphy said.

635
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's probably really not a good story. There's That's

636
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: exactly what it is. I was swimming and I lost

637
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: my dentures. That's the story.

638
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 2: Best case scenario, Paara sailing, kickuped.

639
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: Swallowed them, had explosive diarrhea and shot about into the ocean.

640
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: That's the best case scenario.

641
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: Best story they could have come up with. Sadly not true.

642
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 2: Sometimes the waves come up and then roll back away

643
00:35:55,520 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 2: and they're gone. Eric'son guest, I mean, what is the

644
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 2: craziest just so far?

645
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, just I was putting my dentures on the sand

646
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: right in the surf zone, and then I surprise, surprise,

647
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 1: there God.

648
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 2: When your teeth have all fallen out, you kind of

649
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 2: forget about the Times facts. We're talking facts here on

650
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 2: the Golf of Mexico. No matter how they ended up

651
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 2: at the bottom of the Golf of Mexico. She wants

652
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: to make sure they get back to their rifle owner

653
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: whose first or last name is Glicky unless that person

654
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 2: just named their dentures a name and then pie on

655
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 2: all of our faces. So this is so funny and

656
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 2: we rarely do this, but at the end of this

657
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 2: article it has the contact information. If these are your chompers,

658
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 2: call NBC two's Gauge Goulding at two three nine seven

659
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Speaker 2: O seven one six six ' five or send him

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Speaker 2: an email at Gauge dot Golding at NBC dash two

661
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Speaker 2: dot com. So let's send teath back to mister missus Golicky.

662
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Speaker 1: Gauge Gauge Golden looking for Glicky's dentures at gmail dot com.

663
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy's going to dedicate his whole life to it.

664
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Speaker 2: There can us find this?

665
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: He wants to squeeze one more story out of this.

666
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 1: He obviously needs to be pumping stories out. If this

667
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: is a story, Carly Lee our Bananmaal has sent this in.

668
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: If you're from Florida and NBC two is your local

669
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: news affiliate, give us the update. If we find mister

670
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: missus golicky, maybe it's chimpanzee.

671
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 2: We don't know who these dentures belong to. Let us

672
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 2: know because we want to do a follow up. And

673
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 2: if the bananimals want to call Gauge Golding at the

674
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 2: number we listen on our podcast, be nice, We're very nice.

675
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 2: Be nice to him. Say great reporting. The banana boys

676
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 2: love you, We love them.

677
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: Thank you, Gage, thank you.

678
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 2: Scott, thank you so very much.

679
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: All right, you want to hear another one.

680
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 2: I love strange news. It makes me laugh.

681
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: This is so wonderful. This one is again again a

682
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: strangeness to this one. That is it leaves you asking

683
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 1: a lot of questions. This was sent in by Rita

684
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: and she's at Instagram. readA may be a peda.

685
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,959
Speaker 2: Great love, we've used that before. That's a good name.

686
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 2: We love a little. Rita might be a peda.

687
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: This was a published in Metro here. It is woman

688
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: dressed cat up as a baby in attempt to smuggle

689
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: drugs into resort.

690
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 2: Great perfect headline for bananas. Rita with apita or whatever.

691
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: Yes, right, because there's there's immediately so many questions, so

692
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: many many questions.

693
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 2: First question, do you know how easy it is to

694
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: sneak drugs into a resort? Could not be easier. They

695
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 2: take your car one way, you walk in the other way.

696
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: Second, Uh, if you're gonna dress anything up as a baby,

697
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 1: there's things called dolls. They look so much like babies.

698
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. And they don't claw you and hate

699
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 2: you suddenly and want to get out of your own and.

700
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Speaker 1: They don't meow at inopportune times. This was written by

701
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Speaker 1: will Neil. Will We will Neil to Will Neil, because

702
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: we think he's the best in the biz.

703
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 2: We bow to the alter of bestness.

704
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: Police detained a woman for dressing her cat up like

705
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: a baby to splash to stash drugs in its clothes.

706
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 2: Great, smart, it's all right.

707
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: Authorities in the city of nitsnya tagil, Central Russia. That

708
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 1: maybe explains a lot.

709
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 2: This explains a lot.

710
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, brought the woman in for questioning after she roused

711
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 1: suspicions strolling through a holiday resort with her young daughter

712
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: in a pram snug Inside the buggy was actually a

713
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: cat wrapped in a baby's jacket. Retrieving the pet, officers

714
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: found several small packages containing more than one hundred and

715
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: seventy grams of powdered methyl methyl lephodron, a stimulant that

716
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 1: can be used in the manufacture of other narcotics. Wow,

717
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 1: it's not even it's not even drugs. It's like the

718
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 1: thing that you use to make drugs, right uh. In

719
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: a further bizarre turn, authorities found that the cat was

720
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: wearing a full baby's wardrobe, including a hat, baby grow.

721
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what baby grow. It's a baby, dad, you.

722
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 2: Have two kids. You don't know what baby grow.

723
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: Is, including a hat, baby grow, tiny baby boots, and

724
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: even a nappy. I'm gonna look at the picture and

725
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and figure out what a baby grow is.

726
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 2: Somebody daubed on this, lady. I'm telling you right now.

727
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,319
Speaker 1: Look, the cat's wearing a baby grow and we're just

728
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: we just need to accept that, Yes we do, tiny

729
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: baby boots and even a nappy, even a diaper. It

730
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: was even wearing a diaper. To too much. No one's

731
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: once they no one's getting down to the diaper part.

732
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,640
Speaker 1: No one is like, all right, all right, does it

733
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: look like a baby on the outside, but let's see,

734
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: does it have it if this thing has a diaper on,

735
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: it's a baby.

736
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I say. That's my whole day, good life.

737
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: I look at babies. I go, No, I don't know.

738
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Speaker 1: I can't see it's diaper. I don't know what that is.

739
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 2: Not interested, that's a cat. If it's yeah, a diaper,

740
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:21,479
Speaker 2: it's a cat.

741
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: That's it's It's almost like this woman was taking a

742
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: lot of methyl ephigrine.

743
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 2: Makes you wonder.

744
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, In a further bizarre turn, okay, yeah. Local reports

745
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: do not suggest that it was the first alerted police to,

746
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,839
Speaker 1: just as what oh, local reports do not suggest what

747
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: it was that first alerted police to the report, probably mewing.

748
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: Photos show her after she was detained by officers, sitting

749
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: and wearing handcuffs and a police cell. She has understood

750
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: to still being custody and waiting sentencing. It's not the

751
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 1: first time cat's been used as a part of an

752
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,759
Speaker 1: apparent NARCO smuggling operation. Back in twenty twenty one, a

753
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,800
Speaker 1: feline felon was stopped outside the way of Esperanza Genn Panama.

754
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 1: We did this story, which houses more than seventeen hundre

755
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,239
Speaker 1: pridges north of a cap We did Panama city. Around

756
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: the cat's neck was a cloth containing wrapped packages of

757
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:15,280
Speaker 1: white powder and dried leave. It was cocaine. Baby, of course,

758
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: it was everybody always using animals to get the drugs places.

759
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's so many steps.

760
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 1: There's so many steps there. You have a if that

761
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: woman was pushing a pram and you and it's a

762
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: real wrapped up and then there's a doll's face, but

763
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: it's kind of hidden inside of a of a hat

764
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. No one asks questions.

765
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 2: I was watching a documentary about women who get those

766
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 2: ultra realistic babies and raise them like babies and keep

767
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 2: in touch with each other there. I don't know what

768
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 2: those dolls are called, but there's like a whole society

769
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:50,720
Speaker 2: of people. There's a subculture of people who get those

770
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 2: hyperrealistic babies. Yeah, and then just raise them and take

771
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 2: photos with them and send each other and there's chat groups.

772
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 2: And I was like, right, you think I can. That's awesome.

773
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 2: If you're happy on it, that's great. Now if you

774
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 2: try to tell me that's a cat, I'm gonna say,

775
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 2: this is a crazy person. I just want to raise

776
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 2: a fake baby. Have had it. That's so fun.

777
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 1: I love that you keep saying raise like they're growing older.

778
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 1: You know the best part is I keep getting older.

779
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: These babies stay the same. Yeah, there's a lot of

780
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 2: producers in Hollywood that think like that.

781
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: A man, give me another one. We're gonna bang through

782
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: a couple more.

783
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 2: Do a lot of stories I do. I just love it.

784
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: This was from Emily Gabba Gully And I know you're

785
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 2: probably saying it's Gabba Ghoul or something. It's not. It's

786
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 2: Emily Gabba Gully. I think Emily is an Australian ban animals.

787
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 2: So good day if they really do say that, we're

788
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:54,359
Speaker 2: doing in America that good day is what you say

789
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 2: down there, not really, But how many times a day

790
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 2: do you say hello? Like people you teach people say hello,

791
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 2: but usually like hi or hey or yeah.

792
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: I guess so oh Hello. I'd say hello. Hello's if

793
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 1: it's more form. If I'm seeing somebody who haven't seen

794
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: in a while and they're at like a grocery store

795
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: and they don't see me, I'll go, oh, hello, Well

796
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:15,280
Speaker 1: that's cool.

797
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. Hello from Australia banana boys, Hello

798
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 2: to you, Emily. Here's the story. Owes Guy, Australian guy

799
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 2: dodger's cell phone driving fine by proving he was eating

800
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:35,959
Speaker 2: cheese dip instead. Okay, cheese dip, Yeah, like I looked

801
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 2: into it.

802
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.

803
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 2: So this was in the edge written by Sophie Van

804
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Speaker 2: Here's how it's spelled. You can help me. Kurt s

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Speaker 2: o E s T s o o e ste hardest

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Speaker 2: wordle of all time. Swist swist soist soist soist is

807
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 2: very funny. Like, yeah, I'm the soist so so I'm

808
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:04,320
Speaker 2: the sost van Sewest will go with who's very charming

809
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 2: in her writing and who loves to text and drive.

810
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

811
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 2: A Sydney man who is fine for using his phone

812
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 2: while driving has beaten the charge after proving he was

813
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 2: actually holding a list snack packet of crackers and cheese dip.

814
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

815
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 2: I love this. Put the whole system on trial. The

816
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,919
Speaker 2: thirty five year old lad was snapped by a high

817
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 2: tech phone detection camera. Horrifying if they had that in

818
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 2: La on any street. You're You're the best I know

819
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 2: Kurt at not texting and driving. Out of all of

820
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 2: my friends, you are very good.

821
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: I just use I just use Ciri mostly and you

822
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 1: call me, yeah, and I call.

823
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 2: You if I like to talk from you. I know

824
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 2: you're in a car calling me about scheduling, so I'm like,

825
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 2: but I don't panic. Other times people call me, I'm like,

826
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 2: well they're all dead, the whole boat sunk, and I'm

827
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 2: like this is so scary, and then I blocked them up. Number.

828
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 2: The thirty five year old lad was snapped by a

829
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 2: high tech phone detection camera while driving along the streets

830
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 2: in Sydney last June or June last year. Excuse me.

831
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,720
Speaker 2: Just over a month later, he received a hefty fine

832
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,959
Speaker 2: of three hundred and fifty two dollars in the mail,

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00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 2: with a letter adding he had received the fine demerit Oh,

834
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: excuse me. He had received five demerit points for driving

835
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 2: while holding a phone. So he got caught texting and driving.

836
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: It's a lot.

837
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 2: Now, this is the part of the story that starts

838
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 2: to get gouda that's in the article. Yes, I would

839
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,959
Speaker 2: not do it to you or very much been animals.

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00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: It doesn't even it doesn't even make sense, you know,

841
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: like it would be better you so would be like beta.

842
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: This is when the story gets better. This is when

843
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: but like, this is when the story gets good.

844
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 2: More holes and Swiss like she's the cellist for the

845
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 2: reason Mediumiston. Actually she's very funny. I do this the

846
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 2: website The Edge. You're reading The Edge every day?

847
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: Are you joking me?

848
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 2: That's what.

849
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: You know?

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00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 2: You know?

851
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: Do you know that the U two's The Edge is

852
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: named after this magazine.

853
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, but that makes a lot of sense.

854
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: He's an Irish musician. He was so into this Australian publication.

855
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 1: He was like, that's gonna be my name. That's how

856
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: much I like. That's like having somebody in in Nirvana

857
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: who was named USA Today. Imagine that better band. Yeah,

858
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl and.

859
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 2: Us great on bass, just great bass player, really holds

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00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 2: that rhythm section down with Newsweek Now he's the part

861
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 2: of the story that gets good to get it Lol.

862
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 2: Again that's in the article, not me. I am a

863
00:47:54,360 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 2: grown man. His defense lawyer Benjamin go, goh, go, let's go,

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00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: let's go. His defense lawyer Benjamin took snacktion almost read

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Speaker 2: that wrong, took snacktion into his own hands, downing Center

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Speaker 2: local court on Monday. Media miss and the.

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Speaker 1: Biz' it's like five in a row.

868
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I had to do this story on Monday,

869
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 2: arguing his client was simply trying to have afternoon tea.

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Speaker 2: So that's his defense. Lawyer whoa Go said, you can

871
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 2: only be found guilty of driving while holding a mobile

872
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 2: phone if it's proven beyond a reasonable doubt that you

873
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 2: were actually holding a phone. He had it. My client

874
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 2: had proper control of the vehicle because the photo showed

875
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Speaker 2: his left hand was in contact with the steering wheel.

876
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 2: And there is a photo we do see the photo

877
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 2: in the article, and he is holding the wheel a

878
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 2: contact with the steering wheel while he was attempting to

879
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 2: open the packet. So picture remember Handy's.

880
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, the ones where you could like dip it and

881
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: spread it.

882
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's that it's cheese. It's like liquid gooey

883
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 2: cheese on one side and then round crackers on the

884
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Speaker 2: other side. So it's like a five cracker cheese dipper.

885
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: But that's something. But that is such a crazy thing

886
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: for them to say that he was doing, because that

887
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 1: is a thing that definitely requires both hands to open

888
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: it to spread the cheese. There's no one you have

889
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: to hold it, and then you have to take a cracker,

890
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: even if you jam the cracker directly into the cheese.

891
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,919
Speaker 1: You need to be holding it right.

892
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 2: I agree, all right, you should be a prosecutor. I

893
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 2: love that ARTI thank you.

894
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Speaker 1: I'm in there getting this guy to pay three hundred

895
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars, even if he was paying for the

896
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 1: he was having afternoon tea.

897
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Speaker 2: I every close call I've ever had in my life

898
00:49:46,560 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 2: driving a car was eating related, I would say, I mean,

899
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 2: I think everything else. Yeah, I mean I haven't really.

900
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 2: I've been hit a lot of times, but I've never

901
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 2: caused an accident except the time I hit the garbage guy.

902
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:03,719
Speaker 2: But that was his fault, that it was, and I won.

903
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 2: So the Sydney driver, Oh yeah, so let's prove his

904
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,760
Speaker 2: innocence even more. The man then demonstrated opening a packet

905
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Speaker 2: of the cheesy snack, using the very technique he is

906
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 2: said to use that day. But he was caught, so

907
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,879
Speaker 2: he did this in court. He opens a list one

908
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 2: hand yes, and the driver took witness Oh, he took

909
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 2: his own witness box to clear its own name. Argued

910
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 2: he was just trying to open a pack of Dippets skirt.

911
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 2: That's the aldi supermarket version of a snack. Okay, great,

912
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 2: and Emily also explained it, which is very funny that

913
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 2: it's just like a goopy cheese crap snack, but also

914
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 2: probably delicious when you're driving and you're hungry. The court

915
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 2: was told that he had bought three dippets while at work,

916
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Speaker 2: well the day he was snapped by the camera, so

917
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Speaker 2: he also has the receipts saying that he bought dippets

918
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 2: on the day he bought three packs.

919
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: This dude really like, dude love This dude is a kindergartener.

920
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 2: Yes after yes, this this is a thirty five year

921
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 2: old kindergartener. Great movie, Adam Sandler, are you listening now?

922
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 2: That is the real crime. After a perfect display of

923
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 2: peeling the lid back while able to maintain control of

924
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 2: a steering wheel in court, Magistrate Miranda Moody, I mean

925
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:29,280
Speaker 2: so good. Yeah, Miranda Moody.

926
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Speaker 1: Is your judge, Judge Moody. Judge Moody, Adam Sandler, hope

927
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: you're listening. It's Judge Judy versus Judge Moody.

928
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Speaker 2: He would do it? Who whit? Seconds? He would do it.

929
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 2: That's the caliber of Zohan. Moody found the man to

930
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:52,800
Speaker 2: be credible and a believable witness and revoked his fine.

931
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 2: And the five demerit point punishment, so he won. This

932
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 2: guy won. But also he wasn't texting and driving, so

933
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 2: you can't penalize him. But THEO, when you see it,

934
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,920
Speaker 2: it does look like he's holding a phone. It's pretty flagrant.

935
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:07,919
Speaker 1: It's this reminds me of that story we did where

936
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: the guy was eating a McDonald's hash brown. Yes, and

937
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,920
Speaker 1: he got it for talking on the phone, but it

938
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,439
Speaker 1: looks exactly like he's got a phone. He's talking into

939
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: a phone. It's a hash brown.

940
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 2: Does. I tweeted once years ago about like wanting a

941
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 2: crock pot for road trips in my car.

942
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 1: I remember that. I remember that, and you tweeted it.

943
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: You tweeted it right after we did a show that

944
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: night before.

945
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, that's probably when we were just driving

946
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 2: through Iowa drinking a pumpkin spice lattes and yeah. So anyways,

947
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 2: but a bunch of people tweeted at me like that exists,

948
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 2: and they does. There are car plug in adapter crock

949
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 2: pots for your car, insane. They also make portable stoves

950
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:54,920
Speaker 2: for your cart up to three hundred degrees. And you

951
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 2: and I over the weekend, we're talking Ilio's pizzas. Yes,

952
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 2: so I just googled it. They make toaster ovens for

953
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 2: your car. Next time you and I road trip, I'm

954
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 2: thinking we're making on the fly. Yes, are you javigs?

955
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 2: One makes the whole time.

956
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm assuming all of that stuff is for truck drivers.

957
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 2: Yes, that must be right.

958
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: And have a nice crockpot and while you're driving a truck.

959
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 1: I love it, you know, because get a big then

960
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: you just know, you know you do. You got crock

961
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,319
Speaker 1: pot or whatever. Y goat going and you just take

962
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: your mug and you just shove it in the crop.

963
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 1: If you drink it, you never stop going. You drink

964
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 1: it and then you crush up an adderall on the dashboard.

965
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: You snort it and you don't stop.

966
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 2: You do not stop, and you don't have to and

967
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 2: put on a diaper, and you'll be a baby and

968
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 2: curt my eyes and not a giant cat eating chili

969
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 2: and doing speed. And that's us.

970
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 1: I think the title for this episode should be It's

971
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: not a baby unless I see it.

972
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 2: That's fine. It's a great title for we always have

973
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 2: great titles. Speaking of you have a new podcast, Yes,

974
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,399
Speaker 2: I do stuff, that is right.

975
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: It's a new wondering podcast called I Love My Kid.

976
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 1: But and it's me and Megan Gaily and Chris Garcia

977
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: all they're so wonderful and fun and yeah, it's just

978
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: kind of an irreverent parenting show. So it's more it's

979
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: no experts, it's no one giving you advice. It's just

980
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: us commiserating about the funniness and weirdness of being a parent.

981
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:43,760
Speaker 2: Is it out yet?

982
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:46,279
Speaker 1: It will come out. It's going to be on Amazon

983
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 1: and the Wondery Plus app May twenty ninth and then

984
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: everywhere June fifth.

985
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 2: So Bananimals You Love Curdie b. Megan Gaily has been

986
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:58,760
Speaker 2: a guest on Bananas. Yeah, she's one of the greatest

987
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 2: podcast guests you can ever have because she's so smart

988
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 2: and so funny and knows things about things that you

989
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 2: don't know she knows about. And then Chris Garcia is

990
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:11,320
Speaker 2: the loveliest, funniest guy. Love that Chris Garcia.

991
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: He had an incredible podcast that you guys should listen

992
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 1: to where he was trying to get back to Cuba

993
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: to spread his father's ashes in ques.

994
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 2: His father had Alzheimer's and it is in Karen kil

995
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:28,919
Speaker 2: Garriffson The wrap up episode of it, and I made

996
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,919
Speaker 2: the what is the funniest mistake? And I texted Chris

997
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:34,919
Speaker 2: when this happened. I was leaving Hicksville in Joshua Tree,

998
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 2: which trailer park where everybody drinks and does drugs, after

999
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 2: like a three day party for my buddy. I was like,

1000
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 2: you know what, I'm just gonna listen to a podcast

1001
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,720
Speaker 2: on the drive back from Joshua Tree to La alone

1002
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 2: and put on Chris's podcast about his father dying, and

1003
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 2: then tried to get the ashes back, burst into tears, hungover,

1004
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 2: just crying and driving back to LA just look the

1005
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 2: saddest sack of shit on four wheels. You know what,

1006
00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 2: I wish I had a hot Ilio's pizza in a

1007
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 2: touster oven.

1008
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 1: Goddamn that.

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00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 2: Thank you Scottie, Thank you Kurty B and everybody that

1010
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,799
Speaker 2: watches the machine this weekend or next weekend, thanks so much.

1011
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 2: I hope you get some laughs and I bet you

1012
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 2: hear a little bit of my voice in there.

1013
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:27,959
Speaker 1: Bananas Bianers.

1014
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Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

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00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern