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Speaker 1: We're dealing with real life stuff here. Oh, because the

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Speaker 1: workplace is in turmoil. People are quitting their jobs all

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Speaker 1: the time. Sure, and one woman is really stressed out

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Speaker 1: trying to fill an open sales position at her company.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, she needs someone who's experienced, assertive and direct.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's why the perfect person for the job

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Speaker 1: is calling up to interview this morning. His name is

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Speaker 1: Timid Benjamin. Oh no, oh, he's a headache. He is

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Speaker 1: going to nail this brand new phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: As on the twenties. Hello, Hey, is this Dana? Uh? Yes, man,

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Speaker 1: as you're speaking, my name is Benjamin. I'm supposed to

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Speaker 1: call this number for a job interview, right Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: you're you're applying for that sales position. Yes, I would.

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Speaker 1: I would like that job very much. Um Okay, I

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Speaker 1: think I have some notes here. Um, you know Evan

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Speaker 1: if I who recommended? Yeah, Evan recommended you. Hm, that's correct.

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Speaker 1: He's being total one hundred about that. No cap. I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: What was that that you just said? I said, no cap?

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Speaker 1: No cap? Cool? Cool people say it sometimes. Okay, I'm cool,

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Speaker 1: no cap. All right, you want to tell me a

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Speaker 1: little bit about your experience? Oh? Yeah? Um sure, so

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Speaker 1: my last job? Do you do you think we could

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Speaker 1: pause the interview for un momento? I'm sorry that it's

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Speaker 1: Spanish for one moment. I learned it on Rosetta's Stone.

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Speaker 1: What okay, I just I need to pause. I really

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Speaker 1: like to drink some water. Okay, have a drink of

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Speaker 1: water then? Um, please hold Benjamin, Benjamin, I kind of

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Speaker 1: needed get moving here. Could you let me know about

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Speaker 1: your experience so that we could move this interview along?

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Speaker 1: All right? Benjamin? Are you okay? Sorry? I'm still a

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Speaker 1: little thirsty. I kind of allowed a lot of things

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Speaker 1: to do, so I'd really get if we just told

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Speaker 1: me about your experience. I do think that I could

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Speaker 1: really impress you. Um, I know the water thing was

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Speaker 1: not a good look. Maybe I should have drank before

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Speaker 1: he came. That would have been a good idea. Yea. Um,

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Speaker 1: but if you give me just one shot, one opportunity

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Speaker 1: to do all I ever wanted in one moment. Are

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Speaker 1: you capture it? Are you like singing a song right now?

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Speaker 1: Or like, what what's going on right now? I ask?

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a hardcore rap. Look, I don't want

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Speaker 1: to offend you or anything, but nothing, nothing, nothing from

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Speaker 1: what you have said. Scream sales to me? Oh, do

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Speaker 1: you want me to scream? Because I no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't want you can scream no sales. What I

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Speaker 1: mean is I don't think the sails scream. Yes. If

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Speaker 1: that was a scream, I don't know what that was.

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Speaker 1: I was just letting out the demons. Okay, you know what, Benjamin,

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of work to do and I

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Speaker 1: have to actually tell the position. Let's I want to

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Speaker 1: try role playing a sales scenario with you. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: really don't want to do that. Like just say hello

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Speaker 1: like you answered the phone. I promise you won't regret it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I will give you one chance, one chance, real real

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Speaker 1: quick before we start in this fictional phone call. Or

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Speaker 1: are you a scorpio? What does that have to do

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Speaker 1: with this? Well? Are we going to do this or not. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I just I don't get along with scorpios Benjamin, so

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Speaker 1: I'd like to know it does not matter. I'm about

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Speaker 1: to hang up the phone on you. Okay, you got it, boss.

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Speaker 1: You could just say hello. Fine, I'm just gonna say hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: you better buy some insurance from me or else or else?

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Speaker 1: Yeah what? Yeah? I know. A big knock on me

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Speaker 1: is that I'm not sounding super assertive. That's why I

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Speaker 1: said or else. Okay, I can really let loose on you.

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Speaker 1: So I had to go. It was really a pleasure

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Speaker 1: talking with you, and I'm glad I won't have to

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Speaker 1: do it again. You can't go until I tell you

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Speaker 1: that my real name isn't Benjamin. This is insane. This

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Speaker 1: is an insane It's insane that you felt for this

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Speaker 1: prank phone call from a radio station. Wait what yeah,

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Speaker 1: buckets swish, what is happening? Restaurant? I get hold together anymore.

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Speaker 1: My name's my name's actually jeff I'm from the radio

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Speaker 1: show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you, Dana. Oh my god, you are not.

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Speaker 1: That was the weirdest all I've ever had in my life.

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Speaker 1: This is all set up by your employee, Evan. He

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Speaker 1: reached out to us. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: he just said that you guys had a bunch of

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Speaker 1: interviews lined up for this position and he wanted to

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Speaker 1: mess with you a little bit. He totally did. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe it, and I can't believe I yelled at you. No.

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Speaker 1: I know you don't like my sales pitch, but I

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Speaker 1: just need a little drink of water. Every morning was

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Speaker 1: TAPS weekend mornings on the twenty Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the morning