1
00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,440
Speaker 1: My professor is offering extra credit for anyone who will

2
00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,760
Speaker 1: buy her multi level marketing products. What can I do

3
00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,400
Speaker 1: about this? I think you go all in. I think

4
00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:11,480
Speaker 1: you join her. I'm a pyramid scheme.

5
00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,640
Speaker 2: I heard that there are tons of people making over

6
00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,840
Speaker 2: six figures a month doing this, Sam, that's the word

7
00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:17,320
Speaker 2: on the streets.

8
00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,239
Speaker 1: And all you need to do is get three people

9
00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:22,520
Speaker 1: to join your like, your your little team. Yeah, and

10
00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,840
Speaker 1: then get those people to join your team. And I

11
00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,360
Speaker 1: have them get three people, and if each of them

12
00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:28,840
Speaker 1: gets three people, you'll be a millionaire.

13
00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,880
Speaker 3: You know, this is an innovative model. I like it,

14
00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,080
Speaker 3: so I like it, you know, triangle, Yeah, genius.

15
00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,199
Speaker 1: I'm an undergraduate student at a school in Massachusetts and

16
00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,920
Speaker 1: I'm taking a creative writing class.

17
00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:42,960
Speaker 3: Idiot, What are you doing writing? Ched GBT can already

18
00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,080
Speaker 3: write for you. What are you doing?

19
00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,320
Speaker 1: My professor is really weird, slashly like a new age

20
00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,680
Speaker 1: kind of professor, and at the beginning of every class

21
00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,680
Speaker 1: she puts out an essential oil diffuser, saying.

22
00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,120
Speaker 3: Study show that is central oils improved brain function.

23
00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,240
Speaker 1: Well, if studies is the show study show, which I

24
00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,200
Speaker 1: think is just a why plush the smells give me

25
00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,560
Speaker 1: a headache, so it's probably reducing Ope's collignid function. She

26
00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,800
Speaker 1: then lets us know that if we really like the

27
00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,920
Speaker 1: essential oils, that we could buy them from her, which

28
00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,600
Speaker 1: I thought was weird but whatever. But then it got

29
00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,720
Speaker 1: real when we had our first essay do and a

30
00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,839
Speaker 1: lot of people, including me, got some really crap grades

31
00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,240
Speaker 1: on them. I got a C minus, but then the

32
00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,160
Speaker 1: professor talked about how any student who purchases an order

33
00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,760
Speaker 1: of fifty dollars of her essential oils through her and

34
00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,800
Speaker 1: Dotera would get twenty bonus points added to that grade.

35
00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:36,240
Speaker 1: Everyone looked pretty pissed and asked is this legal? His

36
00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,399
Speaker 1: great salesmanship legal, saying I know, it just sounds like

37
00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:44,800
Speaker 1: she's using her profession to kickstart her boss babe era.

38
00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:47,360
Speaker 3: Wow, what a hashtag girl boss? Yeah?

39
00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:50,240
Speaker 1: Dude, kay Gurly, do you want to be part of

40
00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:53,560
Speaker 1: a movement? Ooh, all right, so there's an update. Okay,

41
00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,120
Speaker 1: So it turns out that I really didn't have to

42
00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,440
Speaker 1: do anything because some of the other students beat me

43
00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,800
Speaker 1: to it. I sent the department head an email, but

44
00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,800
Speaker 1: they told me that they were already dealing with it.

45
00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,240
Speaker 1: When I went to the next class session, the professor

46
00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,720
Speaker 1: wasn't there, but instead it was the department head and

47
00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,320
Speaker 1: one of the deans for students. This dean is a badass,

48
00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,000
Speaker 1: awesome dean, by the way, All the students love this dean.

49
00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:12,320
Speaker 2: Ye.

50
00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,680
Speaker 3: They wanted to talk.

51
00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:17,120
Speaker 1: To us about ethical misconduct allegations in the class, and

52
00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,560
Speaker 1: we spilled the beans about the weird things she'd been

53
00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,400
Speaker 1: doing with doTerra stuff. After we complained for about twenty

54
00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,840
Speaker 1: minutes straight, the dean said, I count about five reasons

55
00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,480
Speaker 1: to fire this professor, and each one is enough of

56
00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:29,919
Speaker 1: a reason alone to fire her.

57
00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:30,520
Speaker 3: Wow.

58
00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,000
Speaker 1: They thanked us and dismissed us from class and told

59
00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,920
Speaker 1: us to keep an eye on our emails to know

60
00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,000
Speaker 1: what will happen next. As I was packing my things,

61
00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,520
Speaker 1: I overheard the dean talking to the head of the department.

62
00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,760
Speaker 1: So she offered to increase grades if her students purchased

63
00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,280
Speaker 1: an unrelated product that put money back into her pocket.

64
00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:50,360
Speaker 1: Is breaking a couple of laws, inclusing the exposure to

65
00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:54,720
Speaker 1: chemicals that might cause serious problems with disability compliance.

66
00:02:54,919 --> 00:02:55,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

67
00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,760
Speaker 1: Currently the class is an average of a deep plus

68
00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,920
Speaker 1: in the course cause she wanted to be able to

69
00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:01,800
Speaker 1: buy your freaking.

70
00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,600
Speaker 2: Literally like but give everyone else. It's an evil genius

71
00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,480
Speaker 2: plan a little bit.

72
00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it broke the school's ethics rules, and it is

73
00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,919
Speaker 1: also using the college's printing studio meant for printing out

74
00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:15,600
Speaker 1: reading for students to print out do terrs.

75
00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:20,840
Speaker 3: I love it. Yeah, yeah, literally.

76
00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:23,960
Speaker 1: The d looked a little exasperated at this point and

77
00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,480
Speaker 1: was really trying to keep this down, I think. Anyways,

78
00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,160
Speaker 1: the class was canceled for a week and then we

79
00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,440
Speaker 1: got one of the senior professors to cover for the class.

80
00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,079
Speaker 1: All the previous grades we got with the crazy professor

81
00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:36,040
Speaker 1: were removed and we've been doing just easy assignments in

82
00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,000
Speaker 1: the class is super easy now for the most part,

83
00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:40,280
Speaker 1: it seems like they're just giving us a's for completion

84
00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,760
Speaker 1: of the assignments. So this is looking to be like

85
00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,560
Speaker 1: the easiest A that I'm ever going to get. Wow man,

86
00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,040
Speaker 1: cool happy ending, though, there is a little bit of

87
00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,520
Speaker 1: an update. Oh okay, I heard through the grapevine the

88
00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:55,080
Speaker 1: professor got fired and also lost a teaching fellowship grant

89
00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,000
Speaker 1: or something. One of my friends in the class told

90
00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,160
Speaker 1: me that the do Terra professor was fired and the

91
00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,920
Speaker 1: department's head office and stormed out of the office. But

92
00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,800
Speaker 1: Before she stormed out, she dumped hundreds of her do

93
00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:08,480
Speaker 1: tra pamphlips from her bag onto the office's lore, along

94
00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,120
Speaker 1: with a few test examples of the oils, one of

95
00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,760
Speaker 1: which shattered and spread peppermint oils over the office. My

96
00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,240
Speaker 1: friend apparently helped them clean the mess. Since they came

97
00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,719
Speaker 1: for office hours, I can confirm the office still smells

98
00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,520
Speaker 1: like peppermints.

99
00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:27,640
Speaker 3: Wow. Wow, how wild? What a terrible professor. Terrible professor bro.

100
00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,279
Speaker 1: I can't imagine Boss Baby Arrow though, Boss bab Arrow,

101
00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:34,840
Speaker 1: and I need to know.

102
00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,960
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm you know, like there.

103
00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,279
Speaker 1: But there are tiny pyramid schemes that a lot of

104
00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,000
Speaker 1: professors will do. Like I've had professors who will be like, hey,

105
00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:45,760
Speaker 1: part of the course syllabus by my fucking book.

106
00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,600
Speaker 3: Anyway, we'll see in the next episode. You won't let

107
00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:51,359
Speaker 3: me visit you, finn, I'll call the police.

108
00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,040
Speaker 1: So that it seems like an escalation, I lit bit

109
00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:55,719
Speaker 1: of an escalator.

110
00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:57,600
Speaker 2: That is the most reasonable thing I've ever heard of

111
00:04:57,640 --> 00:05:00,240
Speaker 2: my life. Same, I have no idea what you're talking about.

112
00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,840
Speaker 1: John, I think we should stop hanging out. Actually, you know,

113
00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,960
Speaker 1: actually you just remind me. I'm busy.

114
00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,440
Speaker 3: I gotta go. Yeah, yeah, I know that.

115
00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,960
Speaker 1: Look look at the time, you know, Please don't call

116
00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,400
Speaker 1: the police off. Okay, don't, it's too late one, They're already.

117
00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,159
Speaker 3: The other way, already here. Damn. All right, I gotta

118
00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,080
Speaker 3: buysid donuts to bride. That's a good trick. I'll try

119
00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:25,000
Speaker 3: that someday. Yeah, yeah, all right, works every time.

120
00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,360
Speaker 2: So I female thirty do not have the best relationship

121
00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,200
Speaker 2: with my husband's mom. Since day one, she tried to

122
00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,120
Speaker 2: make remarks and compare me to her.

123
00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:38,239
Speaker 1: It's like, you should be dating me your father instead

124
00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,760
Speaker 1: of your girl friend. I have so much better than

125
00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:44,200
Speaker 1: your girl. Best female option there is your mother, me.

126
00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,640
Speaker 3: Step mom. That puts a whole new meeting to stepmother.

127
00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,159
Speaker 2: She then tried to get me on her good side

128
00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:55,039
Speaker 2: and started overly praising everything I do and sometimes even

129
00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,440
Speaker 2: copying me, like the one time she literally dyed her

130
00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,320
Speaker 2: hair purple just like mine, and when everyone pointed out

131
00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:04,320
Speaker 2: how ridiculous it looked, she actually blamed me and accused

132
00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,080
Speaker 2: me to trying to make a joke out of her.

133
00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:10,560
Speaker 1: This is like, this flip flopping is ridiculous. Like I

134
00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,800
Speaker 1: love your hair, I'm gonna copy it. People don't like

135
00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:13,200
Speaker 1: it on me?

136
00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:17,000
Speaker 3: Fuck you for making me choose this.

137
00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,640
Speaker 2: Hair and I love how she like copied it of

138
00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,960
Speaker 2: her own volition and then tried to this looks good.

139
00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:25,479
Speaker 3: That's amazing. Wow, that's like me.

140
00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,080
Speaker 1: And like, you know, if like like back in like

141
00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,760
Speaker 1: eighth grade, when I got the Justin Bieber haircut and

142
00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,000
Speaker 1: then like it didn't look good, And that's like me

143
00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,960
Speaker 1: writing an angry letter to Justin Bieber saying like I

144
00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,520
Speaker 1: can't believe you made me get this haircut.

145
00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:40,080
Speaker 3: I looked ridiculous.

146
00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,320
Speaker 2: Dude, can we file up what is it? A class

147
00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,920
Speaker 2: action lawsuit against Justin Bieber for making our hair?

148
00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,680
Speaker 3: Did you have the Bieber cut too? Oh? Dude, you

149
00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:49,600
Speaker 3: know it.

150
00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:53,159
Speaker 2: Every every white eleven year old in like twenty ten,

151
00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:56,800
Speaker 2: guaranteed we are gonna do a class action lawsuit every

152
00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:59,680
Speaker 2: white male you know today that was like eleven years

153
00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,240
Speaker 2: old and twenty ten or whatever.

154
00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,440
Speaker 3: Like it's going down, God knows me.

155
00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:07,200
Speaker 1: Do we need justice for the white eleven year olds?

156
00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:10,360
Speaker 3: That's a cosmic get.

157
00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:16,280
Speaker 2: Behind Oh goodness, good banter off the rip ladies and gentlemen.

158
00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,440
Speaker 3: We're on a roller road.

159
00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:23,280
Speaker 2: So anyways, my husband and I took two weeks off

160
00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:26,200
Speaker 2: to work to visit some places out of the country tourism.

161
00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:30,960
Speaker 3: In other words, The thing is, I love that definition tourism.

162
00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:34,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start like being like this is the place

163
00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:38,880
Speaker 1: where I sleep, apartment, like, this is where I type

164
00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:43,240
Speaker 1: on the internet computer. Just give a quick definition of

165
00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:48,400
Speaker 1: every item. That'll make speaking really eloquent fun. Yeah, they're

166
00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,920
Speaker 1: gonna love this banter. They're gonna love a quick back

167
00:07:50,920 --> 00:07:51,720
Speaker 1: and forth banter.

168
00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,280
Speaker 2: The thing is I was the one who saved up

169
00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,920
Speaker 2: for and arranged the trip. My husband was responsible for

170
00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,720
Speaker 2: booking the tickets. My husband's mom wanted to come along

171
00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,640
Speaker 2: and through temper tantrums when I said no.

172
00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:06,440
Speaker 1: By Felicia, Why is she always throwing tantrums?

173
00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,320
Speaker 3: This is a terrible mother. I would not wish this

174
00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,320
Speaker 3: person on my worst enemy. So she needs to change

175
00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:11,720
Speaker 3: her hair color. I guess you know.

176
00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:16,480
Speaker 1: I don't think like like, purple is the color of anger? Yeah,

177
00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,720
Speaker 1: and jealousy exactly is purple color jealous?

178
00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,040
Speaker 3: That's like royalty? I think red maybe is like anger.

179
00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,840
Speaker 3: I don't know. She acted like a queen bitch, right, Yeah.

180
00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,640
Speaker 2: She called, texted and send people to talk me into

181
00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:27,680
Speaker 2: letting her come through.

182
00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:30,800
Speaker 3: Even threatened to call the police.

183
00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:34,760
Speaker 2: And make a complaint against me to get us to

184
00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,880
Speaker 2: stay if she can't come. So she is literally trying

185
00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:43,920
Speaker 2: to use the legal enforcements to force why. I would

186
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,600
Speaker 2: love to hear that police call, like, uh, man, we

187
00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:49,480
Speaker 2: could not force your daughter in law to have you

188
00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:55,360
Speaker 2: on the trip. Like what justification could you possibly think of, officer?

189
00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:58,640
Speaker 1: I'd like to report a theft? What is the theft?

190
00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,120
Speaker 1: My joy is my joy be on the trip.

191
00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,640
Speaker 2: God, my emotional distress of not getting the enjoyment. My

192
00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,400
Speaker 2: husband said that we should just take her, but I

193
00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,720
Speaker 2: told him he was wrong to tell her about the

194
00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,120
Speaker 2: trip in the first place without my blessing.

195
00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,400
Speaker 3: He gave me an ultimatum.

196
00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,480
Speaker 2: He said we wouldn't go if she can't come, and

197
00:09:17,559 --> 00:09:20,320
Speaker 2: I told him I will gladly call his bluff, which

198
00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:24,000
Speaker 2: made him take his words back and say, fine, I'll

199
00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,760
Speaker 2: tell her to stop it because we won't take her.

200
00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,960
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I'm glad that op he called the bluff.

201
00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least op is, you know, getting what she wanted.

202
00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,880
Speaker 2: The mom isn't isn't coming, Although it's that's a terrible

203
00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:37,600
Speaker 2: way to like communicate it, but I guess you know, Opie.

204
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,480
Speaker 1: Also with this like whole familial relationship doesn't Like if

205
00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:46,320
Speaker 1: you have a really overbearing mother and mean mother makes

206
00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,920
Speaker 1: it like I feel like hard to be in a relationship,

207
00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:50,839
Speaker 1: then you have to you have to be like, all right,

208
00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:54,280
Speaker 1: I'm accepting that I'm gonna be with this mother as well.

209
00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:56,280
Speaker 1: As long as you're marrying a mom, she's living as

210
00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:58,720
Speaker 1: well as my partner. You're marrying the mom. Hunters don't

211
00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,360
Speaker 1: forget when you marry, you marry the family.

212
00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,200
Speaker 3: Also, also, the guy is just giving in.

213
00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:05,880
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, like my mom, who she He has

214
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,400
Speaker 2: to know how terrible she is to her.

215
00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,319
Speaker 3: He's like, oh no, let her come. You know what

216
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:09,640
Speaker 3: I mean.

217
00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:13,240
Speaker 2: It's like he should be like, mom, stop being crazy. Yeah, yeah,

218
00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,600
Speaker 2: boundaries about boundaries.

219
00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,960
Speaker 3: Now, at this point things got quieter, suspiciously quieter. Too quiet.

220
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,839
Speaker 3: Little things got quiet. Two my lessons in a city

221
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:26,000
Speaker 3: that knows how to keep it secrets. One mom is

222
00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,720
Speaker 3: going to disrupt the whole town.

223
00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,280
Speaker 2: The day of the trip came and we got to

224
00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,120
Speaker 2: the airport at two pm. My husband was walking ahead

225
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,800
Speaker 2: of me and looking left and right like he was

226
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,280
Speaker 2: looking for something.

227
00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:42,480
Speaker 3: Or should I say, oh, don't tell me one, no, no.

228
00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,440
Speaker 2: John, I asked him about it, but he didn't respond.

229
00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:48,040
Speaker 2: He led me to the waiting area and the first

230
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,719
Speaker 2: thing I saw when I turned my head was his

231
00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:54,880
Speaker 2: freaking mother standing there with her luggage.

232
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,280
Speaker 1: No, no, dude, pack up and go home.

233
00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,080
Speaker 2: I frozen my spot. I felt a cold wave of

234
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:06,040
Speaker 2: anger washing over me. I was fuming inside.

235
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:11,000
Speaker 3: Great, right, yeah, I know, I'm I'm hooked about it.

236
00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:15,000
Speaker 2: She and my husband were hugging joyously, and that's when

237
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:20,439
Speaker 2: I quietly turned around and started walking towards the exit. Wow,

238
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:25,760
Speaker 2: she's see you later. My husband followed me while shouting

239
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,640
Speaker 2: at me to stop. He tried to stop me, but

240
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,920
Speaker 2: I told him off the harshest way possible. He tried

241
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,640
Speaker 2: to say I was overreacting, and then his mom was

242
00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:37,160
Speaker 2: there anyway, and I should let it go and not

243
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,480
Speaker 2: mess up the trip for us. So after he like

244
00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,000
Speaker 2: like surprise, attacked her with the mom, He's like, well,

245
00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,120
Speaker 2: she's already here, so.

246
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:50,800
Speaker 3: Well just go. That's flassy move.

247
00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,960
Speaker 2: I told him he and his mom could still go

248
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,360
Speaker 2: and do whatever they want.

249
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,920
Speaker 3: But I was going.

250
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, put your foot down, Opie mine in the

251
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:04,559
Speaker 1: sand and turned that mama's boy into an ex mama's boy.

252
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,840
Speaker 2: You can take your mama boy and take that drama

253
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,599
Speaker 2: boy with your mama boy.

254
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,480
Speaker 1: You could take the mama out of the boy, but

255
00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:16,800
Speaker 1: you can't take the boy out of the mama except

256
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:17,240
Speaker 1: at birth.

257
00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,120
Speaker 2: I was thinking of like a a you know super

258
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:23,239
Speaker 2: hot fire those videos super yeah. Oh, it's just like

259
00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:26,320
Speaker 2: the worst rhymes possible and everyone just like loses their mom.

260
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,440
Speaker 2: It's like, you could take the mom out of the boy,

261
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:35,400
Speaker 2: but you can't take the mama and the boy boy.

262
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:36,640
Speaker 3: Editor.

263
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,440
Speaker 2: Maybe put that one guy that goes editor. I actually

264
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,240
Speaker 2: have that in the the editing library. So if that

265
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,679
Speaker 2: cut works, well, throw it in.

266
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,080
Speaker 3: Throw a baby, throw it.

267
00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,280
Speaker 2: I went home and sobbed into my dog's fur for

268
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,240
Speaker 2: several minutes.

269
00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,480
Speaker 3: That is so sad. The dog is a wet dog.

270
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,120
Speaker 3: Now I gotta get wet dog smell all of your part. Actually,

271
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:59,559
Speaker 3: that's be more optimal crying to a tissue or something.

272
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, why your dog? Your dog's like, I don't

273
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,480
Speaker 1: need this ship, bro.

274
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,640
Speaker 2: She's like what did He's like, what did I did?

275
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:10,080
Speaker 2: I be coming to your star. Turned out he booked

276
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,120
Speaker 2: her ticket without me knowing. An hour later, he came

277
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:16,400
Speaker 2: home yelling and raging about how pathetic and spiteful. I

278
00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,040
Speaker 2: was to walk out and just go home and ruin

279
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,800
Speaker 2: the entire trip. Last minute, I told him.

280
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:25,280
Speaker 3: You ruined the trip by sabotaging Op with your.

281
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:30,600
Speaker 2: Mom exactly exactly, and Op agrees.

282
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:33,160
Speaker 1: I don't know why this just this this like like

283
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,520
Speaker 1: like popped into my head.

284
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:34,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

285
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:38,439
Speaker 1: But you know Harry Potter three, where they're like going

286
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:41,240
Speaker 1: against the Bogart and it's like like and they're saying,

287
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:45,800
Speaker 1: like ridiculous, and like Neville Longbottom's first person is his

288
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,240
Speaker 1: like grandmother. Yes, And it comes out and she's wearing

289
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,640
Speaker 1: like like an eagle on her head and and like.

290
00:13:52,679 --> 00:13:55,880
Speaker 3: Has a suitcase and stuff. Yeah. Uh, that's what I'm imagining.

291
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,000
Speaker 1: The mom looks like it's like a bogart just sabotaging

292
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,360
Speaker 1: the the the airport.

293
00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:06,120
Speaker 3: And now ops to say that is the greatest uh.

294
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,640
Speaker 2: Sam and I once received training on how to like

295
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,840
Speaker 2: illustrate for the listener what the you know imagery is.

296
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:16,360
Speaker 2: I feel like that is the greatest possible like visualization

297
00:14:16,640 --> 00:14:19,000
Speaker 2: of this mother in law that we could have ever gotten.

298
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:23,000
Speaker 3: That was incredible. Wow. I agree, I appreciate it. And

299
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,240
Speaker 3: now imagine with purple hair, that really sells it. That

300
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:30,400
Speaker 3: really also editors put that clip in from Harry Potter.

301
00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,080
Speaker 2: Or in the in the mom if you want to

302
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,840
Speaker 2: go the extra mile the grandmother picture with the purple

303
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,640
Speaker 2: wig over.

304
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, that would be you'd be extra thousand miles.

305
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,920
Speaker 2: Yes, I have one. I should wear it for the

306
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:46,640
Speaker 2: next story. I told him he caused this to happen.

307
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,400
Speaker 2: He said that I was being so hard on my

308
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:52,000
Speaker 2: mom and this is totally ridiculous. I refuse to fight anymore,

309
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,320
Speaker 2: but he kept berating me and then called my family

310
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,400
Speaker 2: to tell them that the entire trip was canceled because

311
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,400
Speaker 2: of me. Wow, bro, guy's a class ass.

312
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just making it a worse and worse and worse.

313
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,600
Speaker 1: Not only did you sabotage the trip with your mom

314
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,400
Speaker 1: and just like pop her in, but he's like, oh,

315
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:14,000
Speaker 1: this is oh PE's fault. Yeah, everything she did it,

316
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,040
Speaker 1: she ruined everything awful. Come on, no, got to give

317
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,400
Speaker 1: context on your assholishness.

318
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:21,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy doesn't seem the type of guy to

319
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:22,880
Speaker 2: do that.

320
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,400
Speaker 3: That's called the right thing. He doesn't seem to be

321
00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,400
Speaker 3: a fan of it. Seems like his mom. Yeah, apple,

322
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,280
Speaker 3: far far from the tree here.

323
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,800
Speaker 2: My family said that I shouldn't have ruined it for

324
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,520
Speaker 2: myself and I should have sucked it up and done

325
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,000
Speaker 2: my best to enjoy.

326
00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:41,640
Speaker 3: The question is did I overreact? I don't think so.

327
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,040
Speaker 1: It's like if you're going on a trip with hubby

328
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,960
Speaker 1: and you know, like the relationship with the mom is

329
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,080
Speaker 1: the best, and then he invites the mom, like why

330
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,920
Speaker 1: would you want to go? And also like like he

331
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,960
Speaker 1: lied to you, right, that's kind of shitty.

332
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:59,680
Speaker 2: I think that OPI is completely in the wrong and

333
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,480
Speaker 2: that the mother in law is No, she's in the wrong.

334
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:09,200
Speaker 2: Mother in law is my new uh idealistic my ethical

335
00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:10,520
Speaker 2: model for for my life.

336
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,240
Speaker 3: That's that's my take.

337
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,160
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like like is mother in law of the

338
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:17,800
Speaker 1: month or like like Reddit character of the mother We

339
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:21,000
Speaker 1: just like have like a little plaque with like best

340
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,640
Speaker 1: individual whatever we could.

341
00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,440
Speaker 3: We could really do a Carroen She's.

342
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:29,240
Speaker 1: Terrible, Carrot of the okay that Opie's bob or Opie's

343
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,280
Speaker 1: mother in law, Carod of the.

344
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:35,720
Speaker 3: Paren Boom decided boom stamp, okay o stay up today?

345
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,400
Speaker 2: Fed up by telling people at my friend's wedding, I'm

346
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,400
Speaker 2: from Texas.

347
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, Texas, I mean no, no, we love Texas.

348
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:47,560
Speaker 1: I do see how people might be in a fit.

349
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,040
Speaker 1: You know, it could be which is living, especially living

350
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,000
Speaker 1: in California Los Angeles, Like there's a little we got

351
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,560
Speaker 1: a little bit of a friendly or not.

352
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,000
Speaker 3: So friendly beef Texas over here.

353
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,840
Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, I think it's you get some people

354
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,000
Speaker 2: get ideas, you know what I mean. I guess I'll

355
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,040
Speaker 2: begin by saying, I'm a twenty five female and I'm

356
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,280
Speaker 2: from Texas. One of my friends lives in New Jersey

357
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,040
Speaker 2: and she recently got married. I flew up from Texas

358
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,760
Speaker 2: and there was over one hundred people, but I was

359
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,200
Speaker 2: the only one from Texas.

360
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:17,280
Speaker 1: Dang, the lone star state. More like in the state

361
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,840
Speaker 1: of being alone. That's right, all alone.

362
00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:23,600
Speaker 2: Just flicking that thing on the back of boots, you know,

363
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,040
Speaker 2: the yeah yeah, yeah yourself.

364
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,480
Speaker 3: That's like that's the Texas version of twiddling your thumbs. Yeah.

365
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:34,240
Speaker 1: I just like, like, I'm just imagining Woody from yeah exactly,

366
00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:35,000
Speaker 1: from toy Story.

367
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, pretty much pretty much. Which also, I wonder

368
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,160
Speaker 2: what those serve. But that's the question for me there.

369
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,920
Speaker 2: I do know what they are.

370
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,560
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I.

371
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:49,960
Speaker 1: Forgot what they're called. Uh, it's like spokes or spurs, spurs, spurs. Yeah,

372
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,520
Speaker 1: So they're called like spurs, and uh, they are for

373
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,359
Speaker 1: kicking into your horse. So like when you're when you're

374
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:59,399
Speaker 1: trying to make your horse like go faster, right, you

375
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,440
Speaker 1: need to cause it physical pain, I guess, and so

376
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,920
Speaker 1: you spur your horse and like they're like, how that hurts,

377
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,120
Speaker 1: and so they run faster. Yeah, dude, it's it's super

378
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,920
Speaker 1: spiky and it's like the roll it rolls so like

379
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:16,280
Speaker 1: the spikes don't tear the skin, but they like like

380
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,720
Speaker 1: it like it pokes in you feel it, but it

381
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,760
Speaker 1: doesn't like pierced. Yeah, it doesn't like it doesn't like

382
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,160
Speaker 1: fuck you up too hard, but it doesn't hurt.

383
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,880
Speaker 3: Wow. The more you know that could be totally wrong.

384
00:18:26,359 --> 00:18:26,879
Speaker 3: I don't know.

385
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,280
Speaker 2: That sounds like it's probably accurate. My I, my mom,

386
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,639
Speaker 2: and my sister are both horse riders. But I'm allergic

387
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,679
Speaker 2: to horses actually.

388
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,399
Speaker 3: So I've never heard of anyone being allergic doses the

389
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,480
Speaker 3: allergic horses. Bro, I've kind of grown out of it,

390
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:42,000
Speaker 3: but uh, it was bad, dude. It was really really

391
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,200
Speaker 3: really bad. Like how like like like you see a

392
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:47,560
Speaker 3: horse and then you just like anaphylactic chalk.

393
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, all not quite anaphylactic shock, but just like, uh,

394
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,200
Speaker 2: I could barely barely see because my eyes were so swollen.

395
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,560
Speaker 2: My eyes were basically like almost swollen shut, like no

396
00:18:56,840 --> 00:19:00,359
Speaker 2: freaking way, crusty eyes, tearsnot rolling down my It was

397
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,800
Speaker 2: like because you were like you were hard after riding

398
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,440
Speaker 2: the horse. Yeah, like the first time that I found

399
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:09,560
Speaker 2: out was like a pony and like I started feeling bad.

400
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,359
Speaker 2: So I went to watch the SpongeBob DVD in the

401
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,119
Speaker 2: car and then my parents opened the door and literally

402
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,640
Speaker 2: my entire face was just like closed.

403
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:23,360
Speaker 3: I was like, it was terrible, dude, that's freaking rough. Wow. Yeah,

404
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,959
Speaker 3: this is the first time I've ever heard someone being

405
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,560
Speaker 3: allergic from horses. There's always one baby, We're a rare breed.

406
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,680
Speaker 3: Were reed.

407
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,800
Speaker 2: So back with op and Texas. Uh So, during the

408
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,320
Speaker 2: night I was talking to some of the people at

409
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:39,320
Speaker 2: the wedding and they asked me where I'm from, and

410
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,520
Speaker 2: they and I mentioned I'm from Texas.

411
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,560
Speaker 3: Their moods changed almost right away.

412
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:51,159
Speaker 2: They're like, ew, disgusting, You like Texas toast and barbecue and.

413
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,440
Speaker 1: And bans and beans and uh, I don't know, the

414
00:19:55,760 --> 00:20:02,040
Speaker 1: cradles flat land uh oil oil yeah, oh yeah, they

415
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,520
Speaker 1: gotta be low boy boots, cowboy boots for shows, horses,

416
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,520
Speaker 1: ten gallon hats. Oh, ten gallon hats with no liquid

417
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:12,040
Speaker 1: in them? Yeah, dude, Like like, are you not really putting?

418
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,480
Speaker 1: Like no, they put the oil in the ten gallon hats.

419
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,080
Speaker 3: That's I guess that's one way. And then you fill

420
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,040
Speaker 3: up your car. That's why you know.

421
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,320
Speaker 1: That's why I call it tipping the hat, because you're

422
00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:25,240
Speaker 1: tipping the hat into your uh, into your fusel lodge.

423
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,040
Speaker 3: You almost had me for a second.

424
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,000
Speaker 2: I was I was definitely about to ask if you

425
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,840
Speaker 2: were like I was like, wait, ten gallon okay, no,

426
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,639
Speaker 2: you you were so close. I very much commend you

427
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:39,160
Speaker 2: because I was right there. Ladies, I almost.

428
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,560
Speaker 1: Start telling John like random facts that are just dude,

429
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if I told I think I may

430
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 1: have told you this before. By my sister, I was

431
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,359
Speaker 1: like she was saying like some she was saying some

432
00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,680
Speaker 1: like fact, and usually I just like trust her because

433
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:54,960
Speaker 1: she's like pretty smart and knowledgeable.

434
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,560
Speaker 3: Your sister, yeah, and my sister.

435
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 1: And then like I'm like, wait, that doesn't sound right,

436
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 1: and I up and then she started laughing and I'm like,

437
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 1: why why are you laughing? Like you just told me

438
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,600
Speaker 1: like a wrong fact. That's not that funny. And she's like,

439
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:12,119
Speaker 1: I have been telling you wrong facts for years, and

440
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,600
Speaker 1: so you will use them in conversation and slowly find

441
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 1: out everything that you've known or ever known is wrong

442
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 1: and you won't be able to trust your knowledge anymore.

443
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,439
Speaker 3: My god, And I'm like.

444
00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:32,399
Speaker 2: That is what the heck sopia, dude, that is as

445
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 2: as tragic and like evil as that is.

446
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:40,119
Speaker 3: That is a incredible prank whole You're a.

447
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 1: Whole, your whole like ability to like, look at the

448
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 1: world crumbles underneath you.

449
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:51,880
Speaker 3: That is Wow, dude, Sophia, Wow you really you really

450
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 3: are in this game pranked? You are really in this game? Wow.

451
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 3: Well there you go. That's a that's a red a

452
00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 3: story for another.

453
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

454
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,280
Speaker 2: So, so one of the men and women at the

455
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 2: wedding started talking to me about guns and how texts

456
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 2: people are like mentioning the border and things about rednecks,

457
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 2: et cetera, et cetera, basically acting like they should be

458
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 2: wary of me, just coming right out at me with

459
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 2: a bunch of stereotypes.

460
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: What's a Texan that's allergic to Texans as he is

461
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 1: the horse, that's right? Just kidding, Yeah, we love Texas.

462
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:27,479
Speaker 1: We do love Texas.

463
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 2: It was it was shocking for me to hear them

464
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 2: and see how they were acting differently towards me after this.

465
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 2: I'm kind of a big girl with a couple of tattoos.

466
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 2: And one of the women asked me if I've been

467
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 2: in a fight in a saloon before, which is like,

468
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 2: that's that's the craziest question.

469
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 3: But they're just roasting her. Yeah, I mean, that's that's

470
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 3: an actual rose.

471
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 2: That's just that's not an actual like, so tell me, like,

472
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,760
Speaker 2: have you gotten an altercation in a saloon before?

473
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,719
Speaker 1: No, it's like I see, like, oh, so, like did

474
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 1: you pack your ten gallon hat with you or did

475
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: you leave it on the ranch?

476
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 3: So was the duel at dawn or dust or dusk?

477
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 2: I feel like I fucked up by mentioning this, But

478
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,479
Speaker 2: on the other hand, I was not ready for their

479
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 2: reactions either.

480
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 3: So what should I do? Probably get a new driver's

481
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,640
Speaker 3: license and just say it from like Minnesota or something.

482
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, basically I think get facial reconstructive surgery. Actually, yeah,

483
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 2: mostly vocal reconstructive surgery. So there's no hint whatsoever, No, like,

484
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 2: not even like a hint. Basically sound like maybe maybe

485
00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,880
Speaker 2: maybe get like al Green's like vocal cord pattern. Al

486
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 2: Green like the singer. He's like he made a bunch

487
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 2: of like classic like.

488
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:50,679
Speaker 3: Old like what sing it? I can't even name one

489
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,119
Speaker 3: right now, but he is like a very like that.

490
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 3: He made a bunch of classic songs and that I

491
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 3: can't even name that. I can't even name Alexa Light.

492
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 3: There is no like, hey, Siri, play al Green. Let's

493
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 3: get married? Did you? Let's get No, that's Marvin Gay,

494
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 3: Let's stay together. That's that's definitely one. Anyways, A very deep,

495
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 3: beautiful voice. Get that. Live your life,