Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency.
Speaker 2: Intercom, Episode fifteen. We made it. We made it to fifteen.
Speaker 3: I almost said, that's three weeks in a row.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Three almost four months, almost four months of consistent weekly posting.
Speaker 3: That is unheard of.
Speaker 1: I like us being a friend of when people were
Speaker 1: like what the hell and like, yeah, bitch, it is shocking.
Speaker 2: It's shocking. It's shocking. But we're here to stay. Baby,
Speaker 2: you can't get rid of us. Hopefully, just wait till
Speaker 2: we start making money.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say. I mean, we're here to stay.
Speaker 1: Is like if it turned into something, but by this
Speaker 1: time we thought we'd be able to like pay a.
Speaker 3: Bill or something, but.
Speaker 2: No money we have it.
Speaker 3: We can't even pay Khi.
Speaker 1: We've got free interns. We're free workers for ourselves.
Speaker 2: Literally no no, and say we're doing all this work
Speaker 2: for free for them, like they're doing like they're getting
Speaker 2: us for free.
Speaker 1: I think they've always gotten us for free though, so
Speaker 1: like that's not that crazy.
Speaker 3: It's not like we're like Netflix stars are, like usually
Speaker 3: you'd have to pay subscription to time.
Speaker 2: I want booking fees per video. I want a watch
Speaker 2: this video sent us ten dollars. That'd be awesome.
Speaker 1: Well that's why we were going to start a Patreon,
Speaker 1: not for ten dollars, because literally, what would we do
Speaker 1: for ten dollars If you like a lot of share
Speaker 1: people out there who would give you ten dollars a month,
Speaker 1: if you practiced three times a week trying to learn
Speaker 1: how to do a backflip.
Speaker 2: I'll do it.
Speaker 1: The thing is, I know if you try to do
Speaker 1: a bat flip, you would be the person to like
Speaker 1: break your fucking back and I'd have to be wheeling
Speaker 1: you around.
Speaker 2: I would I know, I think I could land a
Speaker 2: backflip if I like practice for a while.
Speaker 3: I don't think tall people can do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's like maybe not actually no, but
Speaker 2: I could do a backflip if i'd like practice for
Speaker 2: like like give me six months and I'll be able
Speaker 2: to do this.
Speaker 1: This is literally like when you watch the Olympics that
Speaker 1: you were like, I could be a sharp shooter.
Speaker 2: Like you know, I'm okay, literally, but like think about that,
Speaker 2: Like you just stand still and hold a fucking gun
Speaker 2: and shoot it. Like that's the easiest thing. Ever. You
Speaker 2: don't train physically at all, Yes.
Speaker 1: You do, you think because you go to war once
Speaker 1: a week.
Speaker 2: On call of duty. I haven't played in a long time.
Speaker 3: Good girl.
Speaker 1: I would go into your room and be like steaming,
Speaker 1: Which does that makes sense? You should be playing it
Speaker 1: when it's cold.
Speaker 3: But I guess since Brandon's wedding is coming up, is
Speaker 3: that why?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my brother's getting married. Congratulations Brandon and Rachel. I
Speaker 2: love y'all.
Speaker 3: I love y'all so much. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: be there.
Speaker 2: You flaked last second. Did you know that this is
Speaker 2: perfect to bring up in the podcast. They've already ordered
Speaker 2: your food and it's eighty five dollars a plate, and
Speaker 2: now they haven't actual food.
Speaker 3: I'll drive there, I'll go for two days and then
Speaker 3: come back.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: I'll do it if you kiss me, kiss me?
Speaker 1: Okay, do we get into the topic or do I
Speaker 1: get what's on the forefront of my brain out and
Speaker 1: then we can get on the topic.
Speaker 2: Get it on the forefront, Get on the forefront.
Speaker 1: Yes, when you said that, I imagine you're handing me a
Speaker 1: gun and like pushing me.
Speaker 2: They need to start going back to war.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there hasn't been like enough war.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why there's so much like tension in society
Speaker 2: right now is because all the men are just at
Speaker 2: home and we're just not at war. Send us away
Speaker 2: and life will be good again. That is actually very interesting.
Speaker 2: I wonder if that.
Speaker 1: I wonder if your face genuinely turned like like you
Speaker 1: you believed yourself.
Speaker 3: Yes, I guess, I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 3: the world was any better, but just like couldn't drive cars, no,
Speaker 3: just could drive cards by them.
Speaker 2: We had like tanks and airplanes.
Speaker 3: But just could drive tanks.
Speaker 1: I have to get what's at the forefront on my
Speaker 1: brain off, because my brain is actually on fire right now.
Speaker 1: There's like two very important things three, the first one
Speaker 1: being that I need to let y'all know because I.
Speaker 3: Tell y'all about all of Azol's bellel movements.
Speaker 1: At six thirty am today, I woke up to the
Speaker 1: sound of like gagging and like coughing, and I looked
Speaker 1: down and Azula's just looking.
Speaker 3: Down at her vomit that she's thrown up onto my bed.
Speaker 1: And I literally sat up and I was like staring
Speaker 1: at her, and she was looking at me, and I
Speaker 1: think I like moved to go like see where she
Speaker 1: threw up and she like ran away, and I wish
Speaker 1: I got a picture of her, because like a little
Speaker 1: bit of sunlight was peeking through, and it genuinely looked
Speaker 1: like the alien standing in the doorway, like that was
Speaker 1: a zool in her shadow, and she was standing there
Speaker 1: so shameful, just staring at the floor for I'm not
Speaker 1: getting like twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Well, I knew he did a bad thing. He didn't
Speaker 2: need to do it.
Speaker 3: No he didn't. I wonder what though, I bet he
Speaker 3: fucking well.
Speaker 2: I caught him chomping on my plant again. The reason
Speaker 2: why I left that there is because there's a dead
Speaker 2: leaf on the ground, and I'm like, if he's gonna
Speaker 2: eat anything, he can eat this dead leaf and get
Speaker 2: it out of him and just eat my fucking plant.
Speaker 3: But I need to order that spray because.
Speaker 2: He's destroying all of my plants. Yeah, that whole corner
Speaker 2: is just fucking mangled.
Speaker 3: Now much is on it. I think he'd get to it.
Speaker 3: My room, my big long, fine plane. He's been like
Speaker 3: chomping on since.
Speaker 2: It's like, why is he doing that? All of a sudden,
Speaker 2: it's actually trying.
Speaker 3: Now, it's because he wants more attention.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give him attention.
Speaker 3: That sounds like you're gonna hurt him.
Speaker 1: And then the second thing is, actually this is not
Speaker 1: important to talk about, but like bad Baby, I can't believe,
Speaker 1: like that's a person.
Speaker 3: That's kind of it.
Speaker 2: She's kind of awesome.
Speaker 3: Like in her own ways. Oh no, this is what
Speaker 3: I was gonna say. I think she's trying to tell
Speaker 3: people she's Mexican.
Speaker 1: A Mexican flag in Bad Baby's bio, and she's been
Speaker 1: looking like.
Speaker 3: Hella Pale, but.
Speaker 1: Like like the makeup is like going towards like a Caliucci's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that now that Caliucci.
Speaker 3: Is Mexican, but she's inching into Latin every.
Speaker 2: Time I see her. She looks different, like completely different,
Speaker 2: and it actually blows my mind.
Speaker 1: But she just has the Mexican flag up. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, no, is that the French flag? No,
Speaker 1: that's the Mexican flag.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe she has a little bit in here, maybe
Speaker 2: she's like twenty five percent or something.
Speaker 3: Or may wait wait, wait, let me see before I
Speaker 3: like call bed Baby out. Oh no, no, no, it's
Speaker 3: the French flag. Okay, what like why.
Speaker 2: Or is it the Italian flag?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: What is the Italian flag. Oh maybe it's Italian. I
Speaker 1: think it is the Italian flag.
Speaker 3: I don't know what all.
Speaker 2: These because she is like Italian.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, dude, I wish the Mexican flag.
Speaker 1: I knew that the emblem is in the middle of
Speaker 1: the Mexican flag, but in my head I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess I.
Speaker 3: Didn't put it on the emoji because like it's.
Speaker 2: Just like so detare.
Speaker 3: But I saw that last.
Speaker 1: Night and literally was cracking the fuck up because imagine,
Speaker 1: like bad baby just entering her Mexican air.
Speaker 2: She freaks me the fuck out. Legitimately scares me. Like
Speaker 2: if I saw her on the street, I'd be terrified
Speaker 2: of her.
Speaker 1: She talks about she like like flexes, how like quote
Speaker 1: unquote petitious all the time.
Speaker 3: It's like very odd. I was like doing heavy stocking and.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm eighty seven pounds, I'm ninety three pounds
Speaker 1: because she's four eleven.
Speaker 2: So she's like, I do you remember when she got
Speaker 2: into that fight with I forgot who she fought, but like,
Speaker 2: was it Malu? Yeah, maybe it was Malu. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I remember her fighting someone and it was like it
Speaker 2: broke the internet for a little bit. She just breaks
Speaker 2: the Internet constantly, like she knows exactly how to piss
Speaker 2: everybody off.
Speaker 3: She gives very like Miami Florida behavior.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, let's not expect anything of that baby,
Speaker 1: like when like of course, yeah, like what a lot
Speaker 1: of the things she does are wrong, but like why
Speaker 1: are we holding out hope that bad baby is gonna
Speaker 1: come to the internet in any sense?
Speaker 3: Che see like form No.
Speaker 1: One day she pulls up to the Internet and like
Speaker 1: just with like minimal like alexis rend makeup and it's like,
Speaker 1: hey guys, and like.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite arc. Like literally like whoa Vicky had
Speaker 2: that arc? Like she was like the worst person of
Speaker 2: all time and now she's just like a Christian who
Speaker 2: like loves children and like wants a child, Like her
Speaker 2: arc was like crazy.
Speaker 1: My thing is, like what I try to remember is
Speaker 1: think about how bored you are, and like the people
Speaker 1: watching like have like jobs and like go to school
Speaker 1: and like have like these full lives in their own towns,
Speaker 1: and then think about, like think about how bored you
Speaker 1: can get even though you're like leading a full life
Speaker 1: where you have like responsibilities. Think about how bored whoa
Speaker 1: Vicky is Like and like people like bad baby, and
Speaker 1: then think about if you had that much free time,
Speaker 1: there's a chance they're gonna be a fucking piece of
Speaker 1: shit at some point because you are so bored.
Speaker 2: And also like when the money's right, like people do
Speaker 2: stupid shit for money at any time of their life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like squid Game, Like I'm so glad the documentary
Speaker 3: was made about.
Speaker 2: That because I know, like that needed to actually be
Speaker 2: talked about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because like the lengths in which someone will go
Speaker 1: for two for money and like how they'll just like
Speaker 1: turn their back on I can't.
Speaker 2: Believe that happened in real life. I know I'm talking.
Speaker 1: See that's that's one of my problems is like school
Speaker 1: doesn't teach you like important things like how to do
Speaker 1: your taxes and squid game?
Speaker 2: How do win squid game? I mean technically like the recess,
Speaker 2: like you do learn a little bit.
Speaker 1: But we didn't grow up in Korea, so we'd fucking die.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, what are these games?
Speaker 2: Someone posted and they were like Indian Druid win this
Speaker 2: squid game, and I was like, yeah, we probably would,
Speaker 2: like we're kind of mania cool, Like I'm sorry, but
Speaker 2: I forget his name, but the dude who like fucked
Speaker 2: everybody over at the end and like the nineteen yeah
Speaker 2: one nineteen, Like that's how I would play the game.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Like I just would be. I would be
Speaker 2: a devil, Like I couldn't play fair. I would be
Speaker 2: an asshole, and I'd do anything to win because I
Speaker 2: want to live.
Speaker 1: See that's where we're different because I relate to four
Speaker 1: five six. I'm like I like I would immediately emotionally
Speaker 1: get attached to everybody around me and then like be
Speaker 1: trying to make sure they live with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, I'm kind of I'm like a lone wolf.
Speaker 1: I would have to have sex with sixty seven and
Speaker 1: the girl she partnered with because you probably miss in
Speaker 1: the behind the scenes, that's what that episode actually like met.
Speaker 1: That was the like special meaning of the episode. Everyone
Speaker 1: was partnering up with who they wanted to have sex with.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 1: I would probably they would probably I would be like
Speaker 1: the girl who didn't get a partner and then they
Speaker 1: just throw me into like a threesome with one of them,
Speaker 1: And I would pick sixty seven And like I don't know.
Speaker 3: Her name or her number.
Speaker 2: That duo, literally I don't know like I love both
Speaker 2: of them with my whole Yeah, I mean I have
Speaker 2: a That was the most heartbreaking thing I've ever experienced
Speaker 2: in my life. Legitimately the most heartbreaking thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I like you say, that's the most harbor.
Speaker 2: Like actually like that that made me cry like so hard.
Speaker 1: I was literally like I was showing my friend on
Speaker 1: the phone yesterday, like what I look like when I
Speaker 1: use my iPad and I literally like lay back, and
Speaker 1: since I don't have a we don't have a case
Speaker 1: to bend it on or anything, I literally put a
Speaker 1: pillow or a plushy on my chest and then put
Speaker 1: the iPad there and it's this close to my face
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 3: Was like.
Speaker 1: And like like looking away and like pausing and like
Speaker 1: crying and like and then continuing it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I cried in the bath. It was awesome.
Speaker 3: Oh I cried in your mom I was.
Speaker 2: Literally No one talks about this, but how I was
Speaker 2: literally the first person to watch squid Game. Like I
Speaker 2: actually was the first person to watch it. They like
Speaker 2: showed me before everybody it like actually is like I did,
Speaker 2: I did, Like.
Speaker 3: You were up at like whatever, No.
Speaker 2: They nailed it to me via drop Box.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's like really risky.
Speaker 2: It was one hundred gigabytes.
Speaker 3: I feel like that show is way more than one
Speaker 3: hundred gigabytes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, well let's get into this episode because we've
Speaker 2: been talking about absolutely nothing for the past ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Well, you gotta you gotta give them a feeler, make
Speaker 1: our watch time go up, you know you.
Speaker 3: It's like when someone clicked baked.
Speaker 2: A video, so they clicked off. They already clicked off.
Speaker 1: When the big thing doesn't happen until later. No, there's
Speaker 1: that one motherfucker who timestamps oh yeah for us.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen him in a while.
Speaker 2: Though, I know you Yeah, And I don't know if
Speaker 2: the playlist update is still there for Spotify.
Speaker 3: Damn. It's funny how people just like stop caring about it.
Speaker 2: They like change, they switch up, They prey on your
Speaker 2: fucking downfall, and then they get it and eventually comes true.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're here today to talk about.
Speaker 2: The hate and the Hey incident. I think we've teased
Speaker 2: this for four or five years, literally since we've known
Speaker 2: each other. Yeah, and I think now is the perfect
Speaker 2: time to really dive into it. Makes me uncomfortable a
Speaker 2: little bit because it's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: It doesn't well, it shouldn't be embarrassing for you, bitch.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing for me because I could not read a room.
Speaker 2: No, it's embarrassing for me because I just froze.
Speaker 3: That makes sense. Though. I was like very like extroverted
Speaker 3: and fucking annoying, and I brought it up a lot.
Speaker 3: I was like not cool about it. I was very annoying.
Speaker 1: So if you don't how do we do this? If
Speaker 1: you don't know what the Hay incident is, Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: talking about the time Drew literally ghosted me and fully
Speaker 1: rejected me and destroyed my ego.
Speaker 3: He gave me ego death.
Speaker 2: So so we'll start from the very beginning. So, like
Speaker 2: how long ago six years ago? We met each other
Speaker 2: five years ago, and.
Speaker 3: We like became friends in like late twenty fourteen, early fifteen.
Speaker 2: And then we met so like we knew of each other.
Speaker 2: We've known of each other for a while, yeah, and
Speaker 2: then just like through the Internet and like whatever, but
Speaker 2: like we never really spoke online. We just kind of
Speaker 2: like we're in the same crowds and like really just
Speaker 2: knew of each other, and then we finally met in person.
Speaker 2: On tour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think before that I had finally we
Speaker 1: followed each other like a few months before, yeah, because
Speaker 1: Christian was the reason I got on tour and you
Speaker 1: were close to Christian. Yeah, so then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I should follow the people on tour, so it's like
Speaker 1: not weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, So we met each other for the
Speaker 2: first time in twenty fifteen, and it was in Miami,
Speaker 2: and and you got invited to one of our tour
Speaker 2: dates and yeah, it was It was a good time.
Speaker 2: It was like, it's awkward at first, obviously, like.
Speaker 3: We did have sex immediately.
Speaker 2: It was really it was gross.
Speaker 3: We took each other's like rigidity, like immediately.
Speaker 2: It was really gross in the.
Speaker 3: Middle of the like banquet hall where everyone was watching.
Speaker 3: But no, when I went, I.
Speaker 1: Remember I thought I would hang out with like Christian
Speaker 1: and like Michael Moore because like those were the people
Speaker 1: who I knew more out of everyone.
Speaker 3: But it was.
Speaker 1: Actually you, like I we like hit it off immediately.
Speaker 2: Wind like soulmates, like legitimately.
Speaker 3: The Tonic soulmate Sleigh.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we literally got along instantly, and then I
Speaker 1: think after the show, Oh no, we even did our
Speaker 1: table together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like we did like a little duo thing together.
Speaker 1: Damn, that's actually crazy, like immediately like pairing up, and
Speaker 1: then we did every show.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh that's so screet. I never thought about that,
Speaker 3: but yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because our tickets weren't even being sold as like
Speaker 1: we weren't even having duo tickets at that point.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It was literally just britt and then we just were like,
Speaker 2: let's just combine our tables because I felt like we
Speaker 2: already had like very similar audiences because we were like
Speaker 2: monsters online. We were like evil people online. But yeah, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we like hit it off immediately.
Speaker 1: We hung out and did our like meet and green
Speaker 1: table together the whole time, and then after we like
Speaker 1: walked to Starby's together diarbage. Yeah, and I don't remember
Speaker 1: anything we specifically spoke about, but it was very chill,
Speaker 1: like we got along really well.
Speaker 2: And then there's I remember thinking like, oh, like this
Speaker 2: is weird because like whenever I meet new people, I'm
Speaker 2: like so closed off and like genuinely like not like myself.
Speaker 2: And that still is like even today. And it took
Speaker 2: me like weeks before I was like comfortable around Christian
Speaker 2: and Michael and like I remember immediately I like felt
Speaker 2: like normal, like I just like could be like a
Speaker 2: monster with you. I was what you needed, yeah exactly,
Speaker 2: and you were what I need you and I was
Speaker 2: what you needed.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I'm striking out.
Speaker 3: I'm tweaking.
Speaker 2: I'm a fucking tweaker. I'm tweaking out, man, Mikey.
Speaker 4: Mikey's yea the way you do ye, the way you
Speaker 4: do get in the way, dude.
Speaker 3: John's perfect. So me Andrew were getting along.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is too, I don't think we spoke
Speaker 1: that much outside of tour or maybe I'm tripping, but
Speaker 1: I don't because not immediately. Yeah, maybe I don't even
Speaker 1: think like when we were in the like really thick
Speaker 1: of it of being homies, I don't feel like we
Speaker 1: were like huge phone communicators.
Speaker 2: But we were. Yeah, we were texting like literally almost immediately,
Speaker 2: like we were like texting like almost every day. I
Speaker 2: mean like not like at first, but like I remember, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: as a guy, I like considered you like my like
Speaker 2: one of my best friends, and I was like, this.
Speaker 3: Is about to be my friend. Okay.
Speaker 1: Also for like context, not to demean your attractiveness or whatever,
Speaker 1: but this was a time in my life where any
Speaker 1: boy or person in general who gave me the time
Speaker 1: of day and actually like spoke to me a lot
Speaker 1: and gave me a lot of attention and like was
Speaker 1: very kind to me.
Speaker 3: I was like, we should date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, and it doesn't help that I'm
Speaker 2: like literally absolutely sexy, like drop dead gorgeous, like just
Speaker 2: like bulging all over.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you were like.
Speaker 2: Gray sweatpants challenge every day.
Speaker 3: You were always in those gray sweats.
Speaker 2: I was in those Nike tracks, I.
Speaker 3: Know, literally in your Nike tracks, and like weird shirts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my Metallica shirts. I could not name a single
Speaker 2: Metallica song.
Speaker 3: The Metallica Thrasher hair dude.
Speaker 2: Okay band tea era justin Bieber Purpose Tour merch era,
Speaker 2: like we need to nightmare burn that shit.
Speaker 3: That is where fast fashion began began.
Speaker 2: That was like this start.
Speaker 1: The moment Fast Passion looked at us and was like,
Speaker 1: I'm about to take advantage of you.
Speaker 2: I'm about to beat this bitch's ass.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I like just thought everyone who was nice
Speaker 1: to me, like, I was like I should date them,
Speaker 1: Like that's two, Like we get along.
Speaker 3: Why aren't we kissing. So I don't know if it was.
Speaker 2: Like a media but I think it's And I personally
Speaker 2: like when it happened, I didn't feel like I was
Speaker 2: like leading you on or anything. I genuinely was like, oh,
Speaker 2: like we're just really close friends. But maybe I should
Speaker 2: have like like thought about it deeper.
Speaker 3: No, I I don't even think.
Speaker 1: It's not like I showed signs of having a crush
Speaker 1: on you, Like.
Speaker 2: There was one time, what, no, there was one time
Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about? Is it Boston with
Speaker 2: Cody next to us? It was like, yeah, it was Boston, Boston, Boston.
Speaker 3: I was brave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember very brave in Boston. I was a
Speaker 1: prude and a virgin. I would like never like actually
Speaker 1: make up.
Speaker 2: Like an actual That's the other thing. Like all of
Speaker 2: your like moves were so subtle and like weird. It
Speaker 2: was just like it was just like it was unreadable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just something that you could like. Still.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think I've ever been good at like
Speaker 1: hitting on people or like making it known I like them.
Speaker 1: But especially when I was like sixteen and like just Insekurana,
Speaker 1: I was like, this is what someone wants, Like I
Speaker 1: think like, as far as I know, this is what
Speaker 1: Tumblr has taught me, this is what my fan fixs.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and I don't think it was very obvious
Speaker 1: at all, But in my head it was like a
Speaker 1: blazing I was like, it's just I think every like
Speaker 1: especially like teenager, does that when you have a crush
Speaker 1: on someone, you read into everything they were doing. Also
Speaker 1: another thing is like I was just a crush whore,
Speaker 1: and I feel like everyone goes to that face. But
Speaker 1: like I had a crush on you. I had a
Speaker 1: crush on like two guys at school. I had a
Speaker 1: crush on like a close.
Speaker 3: Friend of mine.
Speaker 2: Like I had a crush but I was at the
Speaker 2: top of the list.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, right at the top of my list.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I don't I think it was like twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Hay incident happened.
Speaker 3: Like late twenty like middle twenty sixteen, maybe.
Speaker 2: I think top twenty seventeen. It was like right before
Speaker 2: we moved out. No, it was like a year or
Speaker 2: almost two years before we moved that year. I wish
Speaker 2: we had the timeline perfectly laid out, but basically.
Speaker 1: I think I could find it because I have to
Speaker 1: find the I have a screenshot of the Hay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Enya like was yeah like sending me signals.
Speaker 2: I wasn't reading them, Like I feel like I'm pretty
Speaker 2: good at like picking up when like people have like
Speaker 2: crushes on me or whatever, and I like, yeah, like
Speaker 2: because I'm easily like crushed upon, like I just get
Speaker 2: it so often.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it happened to you.
Speaker 2: Literally, people are all.
Speaker 1: September eighth, twenty sixteen. I wait, no, no, no, the
Speaker 1: actual text. I don't know when it was sentau, but
Speaker 1: I had posted something that said hashtag never forget hashtags.
Speaker 2: Oh so it was literally way before that then.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then it was just like twenty sixteen, Okay, let's.
Speaker 3: Keep going, which is so burb of me to post
Speaker 3: on an account you follow. That's like so mean. I
Speaker 3: was a cunt, like but yeah, so I don't know
Speaker 3: at what point I was like fuck it.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was after this Boston incident where I was
Speaker 1: like trying to be like no, but like I'm so hot.
Speaker 1: Like also, we were like sharing beds and again like
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to like kind of cut around it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll literally just say I like slept in my
Speaker 1: underwear next to Drew, and I was like getting closer
Speaker 1: because I was like, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, he's gonna hold me, Like I was like he cannot.
Speaker 2: And like I was like, it's like, get off of me.
Speaker 3: And it was just.
Speaker 4: Like so.
Speaker 2: I know. I genuinely I don't even remember that. There
Speaker 2: was another thing that I was, Oh, I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: That's what I remember. I remember.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna be crazy and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be like I didn't bring like pajump pants and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sleep in my underwear. Also, it's only like I
Speaker 1: had so see underwear. I had like fucking like gap
Speaker 1: ass underwear, which some would argue that like that's sexier
Speaker 1: than like a thong, especially if you're like no ass
Speaker 1: like me.
Speaker 3: It's like embarrassing to wear a thong for me.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I was thinking of was when it was
Speaker 2: like me, you and Cody Ryle and we were like
Speaker 2: all in a room and I guess it was Boston
Speaker 2: and like you, no, I do not remember doing it.
Speaker 1: Yes, I did not remember that that happened, because like
Speaker 1: that's the way word yeah, that will get believed out.
Speaker 1: I think around the time when I was like, fucking
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna text him, like because a few of
Speaker 1: our mutual friends knew, because I would like tell them
Speaker 1: that I did, and like they would all be like,
Speaker 1: I think it's like a boat goes both ways, which
Speaker 1: is like a fucking lie, Like, by just tell me
Speaker 1: the truth. And at this point I was just like
Speaker 1: it's not fun anymore. I'm just like bored and I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna to say it and like see if he
Speaker 1: says anything in response. And literally the text is so
Speaker 1: like seventeen year old me brain.
Speaker 2: So this is this is exactly how it went down.
Speaker 1: So it was a Tuesday at three am, Like cool,
Speaker 1: so at three am my time.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's like one am. But it was on
Speaker 3: like a school night. So whatever I say, I was awake.
Speaker 2: I remember it vividly.
Speaker 1: As if you didn't already know I have the fattest
Speaker 1: crush on you, so I wanted to tell you that
Speaker 1: I do indeed have the fattest crush on you.
Speaker 2: And then and then I ghosted anything and it was
Speaker 2: like hours like I had seen it.
Speaker 3: No, it was like almost a full day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I meant. Like it was. It was
Speaker 2: a long time, and I just completely ghosted it. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to talk about it because I was like, no,
Speaker 2: like I actually like hanging out with you, like I'm
Speaker 2: ruin this, but little did you.
Speaker 1: Know that, Like for me, I was like all right, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: like this I was bought her, but it was like
Speaker 1: more funny to me, Like the whole thing for me
Speaker 1: was more funny. But I'm glad you like were caring
Speaker 1: about not wanting to like muddle our relationship. But again
Speaker 1: I was like a crush whore and I had a
Speaker 1: crush on literally everybody.
Speaker 3: It was like actually fucked up. And then I would
Speaker 3: lead a bunch.
Speaker 2: And then almost twenty four hours later, I just responded, hey, oh.
Speaker 3: Wait, no, actually it's high. It's not even hey.
Speaker 2: I responded hi, and then.
Speaker 3: I almost immediately was like hi, and then nothing. He
Speaker 3: didn't say.
Speaker 2: Anything because I was like I don't want to. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to fucking address this, like I don't,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't crush on you back like I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't have a thing for you back.
Speaker 3: So then later that night at ten and fifty two pm.
Speaker 1: You're just not my type, you know, I say yeah,
Speaker 1: because I'm not inside out dad, bitch, You're just not
Speaker 1: my type. If I was inside out dad, though, and
Speaker 1: I said and I said this to you, would you
Speaker 1: go for Yeah?
Speaker 2: I would have felt like flat fire in my stomach
Speaker 2: and my heart would have exploded into a million butterflies
Speaker 2: if I would have felt it in my penis.
Speaker 1: Tip if I was sixty seven, you would reply instantly
Speaker 1: yes from squip game, you would.
Speaker 3: Be like hello, Hello, hello, exact yes, yes, me too,
Speaker 3: me too.
Speaker 2: Mama, Mama, that's fond, mamma.
Speaker 1: But what if as sixty seven, I didn't like being
Speaker 1: called mama and I found that really weird, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, okay, like, don't talk to me anymore, baby girl,
Speaker 2: my girl.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: Also, for more insight, is like like I had a
Speaker 1: crush on Drew, but I it wasn't like a true crush,
Speaker 1: Like when I think back to it, it literally wasn't
Speaker 1: an actual crush. It was genuinely like I just immediately
Speaker 1: loved this person. But I couldn't because especially it was
Speaker 1: like a man in my life. I couldn't separate the
Speaker 1: two ideas of like, oh, this is someone I like
Speaker 1: actually just love on a platonic level versus this is
Speaker 1: someone like I have a crush on, because realistically I
Speaker 1: did not want to, Like I would think about, like, oh,
Speaker 1: what would like making out with Drew Bee?
Speaker 3: And never once was I like I need to do that.
Speaker 1: And I would say that, which was so annoying because
Speaker 1: I would say that to all of my friends. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, no, like I'm not like sexually attracted to
Speaker 1: him or anything like that. And it's not like I'm
Speaker 1: an asexual person. I was very fucking horny, but I
Speaker 1: had no.
Speaker 3: Want to like make out with you or anything like.
Speaker 2: Damn, But I'm just saying, do you want to make
Speaker 2: out with me?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I would literally we've talked about this us having sex
Speaker 1: now would literally be so fucking funny.
Speaker 3: It would be the worst thing ever and like so
Speaker 3: like ill, it would just be funny, Like.
Speaker 2: I like saw it. I saw it in my head.
Speaker 2: I saw it in my head.
Speaker 1: But yeah, And I would tell this all of my
Speaker 1: friends and they'd be like, girl, that's because you're a prude,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, I've definitely looked at other people
Speaker 1: and wanted that, but like.
Speaker 2: I don't know style yeah, like Nile Horran.
Speaker 1: Drake, but yeah, I like so I think I'm saying
Speaker 1: that because I want to make it.
Speaker 3: Clear that like there was it wasn't even gonna go
Speaker 3: anywhere it was.
Speaker 1: But it's such a funny thing. But that night, at
Speaker 1: ten fifty two, I say.
Speaker 2: Hi, and man that minutes later I say Hi back.
Speaker 1: And then I was being a fucking cunt because I
Speaker 1: was like, cool, fucking poking Facebook Poke game we're playing.
Speaker 1: So I just sent him a screenshot of our text.
Speaker 2: It's high high Hi Hi.
Speaker 1: And like us saying hi like four times in a
Speaker 1: row to each other. But my friend at the time,
Speaker 1: like a close friend of mine at the time, who
Speaker 1: was friends with Drew, I sent her that screenshot and
Speaker 1: she printed it out and like took a picture with it.
Speaker 2: So it's good to know that all of my friends
Speaker 2: were making fun of me behind my back, because I
Speaker 2: know it was all the girls like getting together having
Speaker 2: a key making fun of me, and then I was
Speaker 2: just here oblivious to the whole situation. And it's not
Speaker 2: my fault. I didn't have a crush back on you.
Speaker 1: And that's okay because realistically, now that I know you
Speaker 1: very well and we know each other very well, I
Speaker 1: would actually rather die than us date, like, but I
Speaker 1: feel that about all my friends because it's like, now
Speaker 1: you don't go in like with rose colored lenses.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know everybody for their flaws.
Speaker 2: You've seen me cry.
Speaker 1: I know I've seen you be a fucking brat and
Speaker 1: you've seen me be a fucking brat piece of shit.
Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, well I wouldn't date you either.
Speaker 3: Is this your like coming around the bend ark you
Speaker 3: want to date me?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't date you either.
Speaker 1: Me and Drew will get married if we're not married
Speaker 1: by we have to push you past thirty because now
Speaker 1: I'm like, thirty isn't old enough.
Speaker 2: If we're not married, we're gonna like finally like be
Speaker 2: hot when we're thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, by thirty, that's when I'll start like getting interests
Speaker 1: is because it makes me very happy when I see
Speaker 1: people like sixty seven from Squid Game, because she's like
Speaker 1: twenty eight, twenty nine, and I'm like, she is so
Speaker 1: fucking hot, And I look at myself and then other
Speaker 1: twenty like two twenty three years old girls and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 3: I don't look like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like what when's my time?
Speaker 3: What is my puberty?
Speaker 1: When is my womanhood gonna like really set it, like
Speaker 1: I look like a woman, but I want to like
Speaker 1: look like a woman. Yeah, I want to I want
Speaker 1: to serve like O Ryan woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But yeah, we made like a pact that we
Speaker 2: were going to get married when we were thirty and
Speaker 2: have children. I think it was forty. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: it was always forty.
Speaker 3: It was I know, I think because we we said this.
Speaker 1: When we were like eighteen nineteen, nineteen twenty so, and
Speaker 1: we were like, thirty is so fucking baheito like far away,
Speaker 1: like ill, and now we're like almost like.
Speaker 2: Don't say it at the I don't say.
Speaker 3: It halfway point, so it doesn't seem that far. So
Speaker 3: being like when we're thirty, I'm like, bitch, I won't
Speaker 3: even have a house when I'm thirty, Like I can't
Speaker 3: do thirty.
Speaker 2: I'll have a house when i'm thirty. But yeah, we
Speaker 2: have this packed. We have a blood packed where we're
Speaker 2: gonna get married when we're forty and have adopt children.
Speaker 2: We can have children. I'll take a viagra, thanks a lot.
Speaker 2: I'll inmate you.
Speaker 1: I'd actually rather fucking end my life. But we could
Speaker 1: do that thing where it's like they you have to
Speaker 1: go like do your business in a cup and then
Speaker 1: they like put like a turkey, uh like the thing
Speaker 1: they put yeah baster in me and they.
Speaker 3: Just like, I give it to me. Our kids would
Speaker 3: be pretty.
Speaker 2: We would have cute babies. Maybe no, we would have
Speaker 2: cute babies. We'd have cute little like Hispanic white babies,
Speaker 2: Hunduran white babies. Do you have you have brown eyes?
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: I wish I had blue eyes, dude, growing up, my
Speaker 1: siblings had Dante's.
Speaker 3: If you had hazel eyes, and that's all I wanted, It's.
Speaker 2: All that's jealous of Madeline size growing up. She had
Speaker 2: like green brown eyes.
Speaker 3: That's hazel sie.
Speaker 2: No, like the insides were green and the outsides were brown.
Speaker 3: I think that tazel sis.
Speaker 2: Woa.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and I don't even know how it flushed out.
Speaker 1: I know I brought it up to him all the time,
Speaker 1: like I would be like annoying, Like we'd be hanging
Speaker 1: out and I would just bring it up and be
Speaker 1: like hi, and like be like really annoying about it.
Speaker 2: Honestly, legitimately, unless I trauma blocked this, like I remember
Speaker 2: just like moving on from them. Yeah, it was not
Speaker 2: personally I did not have a second thought about it.
Speaker 2: I wasn't like, oh, this is like awkward, this is
Speaker 2: gonna be weird now, Like I remember we like we're
Speaker 2: probably together that next weekend and like we probably hung
Speaker 2: out the entire time. But yeah, legitimately, like it didn't
Speaker 2: cross my mind as uncomfortable. I wish we had like
Speaker 2: maybe spoken about it back then, but it probably would
Speaker 2: have made things fucking even more.
Speaker 1: I know, like just in teen brain, it was like whatever,
Speaker 1: moving on, Like it was not that big of.
Speaker 2: The next crush on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I literally, I genuinely don't think I thought about
Speaker 1: it for more than it was just funny. And I
Speaker 1: knew going into sending that text that it wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: like you weren't going to turn around and be like,
Speaker 1: oh god, yes, And I didn't want that anyway, because
Speaker 1: like it literally I feel like so many people can
Speaker 1: agree with that.
Speaker 3: The fun part about.
Speaker 1: Having a million crushes is that it's gonna go nowhere,
Speaker 1: and it's literally.
Speaker 2: Just like crushes literally feel good. It's like a dopamine hit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just fun to like engage in. Whether it's
Speaker 1: reciprocated or not.
Speaker 2: That's another thing, Like I bet depressed people have more
Speaker 2: crushes because it feels good to have a crush on people,
Speaker 2: and like every time you see them do something you're
Speaker 2: you immediately rewarded for that and you get crazy amounts
Speaker 2: of dopamine and serotonin pumped into your brain.
Speaker 3: Probably because I had hell of crushes and I wanted to.
Speaker 2: You feel me, I feel you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think I just moved on and it
Speaker 1: was literally never spoken about. And then I went on
Speaker 1: to date so many people and have so much sex,
Speaker 1: like oh my god, like I can't even see. Like
Speaker 1: I just was like always like seeing someone and having.
Speaker 2: Such and since we were sharing rooms, it was like
Speaker 2: the same bed as me.
Speaker 3: Yeah we are. It's a lot in bed with Drew.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Actually, you know what is the.
Speaker 1: Only thing that I think made me think maybe we
Speaker 1: you liked me back is when we would like do
Speaker 1: stupid videos where we were obviously trying to act like
Speaker 1: we were dating.
Speaker 3: And that is something that I see a lot on
Speaker 3: the internet, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Y'all are playing a risky game, because I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like I was lucky that I walked away and I
Speaker 1: was like that's not real and like whatever, But there
Speaker 1: were moments where I was like, wait, is this a thing,
Speaker 1: because we were like so like good at like putting
Speaker 1: it on for a camera, a.
Speaker 3: Piece of shorn leading me on.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but yeah, that's like the beginning of our
Speaker 2: fruitful relationship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now we've been dating for seven years without
Speaker 3: telling anybody.
Speaker 2: I mean like kind of like if like we see
Speaker 2: each other every fucking day, Like I would not.
Speaker 3: Want to see anyone I'm dating every single day of
Speaker 3: my life. That sounds like a.
Speaker 2: Marri No one can tolerate rate me the way I mean,
Speaker 2: you can't tolerate people the way you tolerate me.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of something mean to say,
Speaker 1: but I was like it would be too real if
Speaker 1: I was, like, I fucking hate being a round here.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and now we have a very sweet, loving,
Speaker 1: platonic relationship and we what's crazy is we still like
Speaker 1: kept sharing rooms and like sleeping together and like doing
Speaker 1: the whole thing. And it literally was not a big deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, genuinely wasn't weird at all.
Speaker 3: I missed back.
Speaker 1: I miss those days when you could just move on.
Speaker 1: Now everything hurts now.
Speaker 2: It hurts now, it feels like a stab in the heart.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that was that, and I don't I don't
Speaker 3: even know how to end it.
Speaker 2: Because basically I get bitches and I can pick and
Speaker 2: choose who I want and who I don't want and
Speaker 2: any I'm sorry, but you were rotten apple, Like, well,
Speaker 2: I don't know where the fuck I was.
Speaker 1: Going with that, but yeah, that was that. Maybe one
Speaker 1: day we'll get into like the stories of the tour days,
Speaker 1: because that shit was fucking batshit crazy.
Speaker 2: That was the act. We'll do that next episode because
Speaker 2: that was legitimately like the most insane time of my life.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, like the stories from that fucking the tour
Speaker 2: days were like not chill and not even like oh
Speaker 2: the rock star stories, but like literally.
Speaker 1: Like nightmare like children and like a not okay situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like in a diabolical situation. I mean, like if
Speaker 2: that story is like anything to like take from tour,
Speaker 2: like the scenarios we were put in were like diabolical.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because also like.
Speaker 1: A bunch of like random like horny bored teen kids
Speaker 1: should not have been checked.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna end.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's like I'm gonna have a crush on
Speaker 1: my bestie, Like you're you're making.
Speaker 3: Me do it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and then now we live together. It's literally nothing.
Speaker 1: I could not neither of us could imagine it. Some
Speaker 1: people maybe still hold out a hope that that's a thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry to break.
Speaker 2: It to it.
Speaker 3: Was literally like it will never happen.
Speaker 2: I've seen too much of Vinya.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just see me like burst into tears multiple times
Speaker 1: and be a fucking maniacal.
Speaker 3: Evil piece of shit.
Speaker 2: So and vice versa.
Speaker 1: He I get crazy, I get crazy, I get curry,
Speaker 1: I get crazy.
Speaker 3: Also imagine like dating sixteen year old me. Thank god
Speaker 3: I wasn't.
Speaker 1: Dating anybody when I was a kid, a teenager because
Speaker 1: I was latica to the mat.
Speaker 2: I was like, I mean, if those if that screenshots anything,
Speaker 2: you literally screenshot or attacks and sent it back to me,
Speaker 2: like it would have been so you would have tore
Speaker 2: my ship up. You would have fucking ate me alive.
Speaker 3: I would have put you in your place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you literally would have.
Speaker 3: You would have been a different person.
Speaker 2: I probably would have like you would have destroyed me
Speaker 2: to the point where I was like, I can't, I
Speaker 2: can't keep doing this, and I would have dropped off
Speaker 2: the face of the earth and like just tended to
Speaker 2: my fish tank and never post it online again.
Speaker 3: And that would have been maybe a life view liked it.
Speaker 2: Would have been the best fucking life imaginable, like me
Speaker 2: at fish conventions like selling coral and like rare fish,
Speaker 2: like that is my fucking dream, like a reptile convention
Speaker 2: selling lizards, like well.
Speaker 1: Literally me in twenty nineteen when I was like so
Speaker 1: determined to leave the Internet and be at Barista. I've
Speaker 1: never talked about that online, but when I was like
Speaker 1: in the rut of my depression, I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I can't do this social media, Like I actually can't,
Speaker 1: Like it's destroying me. And every single day I would
Speaker 1: wake up and go to the coffee shop I liked
Speaker 1: and like talk to the barisas and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it, like gonna I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: work here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember, like that was a whole phase. And
Speaker 2: then we were like, okay, but like what if we
Speaker 2: opened our own coffee shop, which I still think would
Speaker 2: be fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've always wanted a coffee shop, but I.
Speaker 2: Can't even post some my like in twenty but like
Speaker 2: hiring people to just do all the work for us,
Speaker 2: like but like we design it and make sure the
Speaker 2: coffee tastes good, and like, yeah I did.
Speaker 1: I think I liked the idea of like building a space,
Speaker 1: and I've like always had a love.
Speaker 3: For coffee, so I was just like a coffee shop,
Speaker 3: Like making a coffee shop would be like the best
Speaker 3: thing I could ever do in my life. No, this
Speaker 3: was as far back as like twenty eighteen when we
Speaker 3: first moved here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, this was like other than like our second tour,
Speaker 2: Like this is the first thing we were like planning
Speaker 2: on doing and.
Speaker 1: Then it just never happened because we can't even get
Speaker 1: a fucking investor for a podcast, So I don't know
Speaker 1: why the fuck so I thought someone would give me
Speaker 1: money to it.
Speaker 2: Actually is insane how people literally don't care about us.
Speaker 3: And that's okay because it's a very humbling thing.
Speaker 1: Like some people call paparazzi on themselves and like go
Speaker 1: to Nobu every day even though they like can't even
Speaker 1: commit to eating like the good fish there, and they
Speaker 1: go there and they like eat the fucking rice and
Speaker 1: then leave, which is like why go to a nice
Speaker 1: sushi restaurant if you're gonna eat like like the fried
Speaker 1: chicken and like rice or like the steak and rice
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 3: That's just me.
Speaker 2: We should just become villains, Like we should literally become
Speaker 2: the villain. I'm like, I toy with that idea so often,
Speaker 2: just becoming the villain of the Internet and really fucking
Speaker 2: leaning into the role and let everybody just fucking hate
Speaker 2: me and call me names. But at the end of
Speaker 2: the day, like I can't. All publicity is good publicity.
Speaker 2: But I get called ugly once or I get called
Speaker 2: boring once, and it literally eats me alive for three weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, the people who like live that life
Speaker 1: are just like in a different reality.
Speaker 2: I genuinely am so impressed by like the worth ethic
Speaker 2: of like other people in our.
Speaker 1: Internship, you know, because genuinely, like does Nikita Dragon have
Speaker 1: a therapist? Like does she have a therapist? Does she
Speaker 1: just do the like crazy shit she does then puts
Speaker 1: her phone down? Like maybe that's what it is, is
Speaker 1: like these motherfuckers just post crazy shit and then literally
Speaker 1: put their phone down.
Speaker 3: But there's no way because they're also self absorbed.
Speaker 2: They have their stream times are all eighteen hours, like
Speaker 2: it's too like the only time they're off their phone
Speaker 2: is when they're in the club, and.
Speaker 1: Even that they're like with their fucking led like l
Speaker 1: D ring like selfie cameras, like, ah.
Speaker 2: It's just not the life for me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, not the for me.
Speaker 1: I'm good begging my followers for Patreons up and send
Speaker 1: down next next to the candle that's gonna burn.
Speaker 3: Drew's plushy alive I've been doing. Yeah, he's been frucing
Speaker 3: up the set for you all.
Speaker 2: So that's what I've been doing with this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when it gets actually cozy, we should cozy.
Speaker 1: We should like set it up like false out when
Speaker 1: you get back and like lean into the dude.
Speaker 3: The only thing about that is like, also, now we're.
Speaker 2: Just talking, and then a Christmas tree right here.
Speaker 3: It'd be cute.
Speaker 1: The only thing about that is that we have to
Speaker 1: set this ship up every time we fil Terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I need That's another thing. We need
Speaker 2: a Patreon so we can get a fucking studio and
Speaker 2: a cool set like that.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Our original plan was like, oh, we're like, oh, trust me.
Speaker 1: The second we put on episode, sponsorships are going to
Speaker 1: be flying.
Speaker 3: They're gonna be fighting for their time we got one
Speaker 3: email and it turns out maybe we're not profitable.
Speaker 2: No, we are. Just give us a fucking chance, give
Speaker 2: me a chance. But no, we decided we're going independent.
Speaker 2: We're going fully independent. We're funding this ourselves. You're funding
Speaker 2: this for us.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know, love you, love you, love you. Mercury
Speaker 3: is not in retrograde.
Speaker 2: No, it is.
Speaker 1: You've got a chemical imbalanced babes, Like, let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: No, it is very interesting that every time Mercury is
Speaker 2: in Mercury's and retrograde, I feel like I don't exist.
Speaker 2: Like for the past I don't know if you could tell,
Speaker 2: but for the past four episodes, three episodes, maybe four,
Speaker 2: I legitimately have not been present.
Speaker 3: The last episode I felt like that. But you know
Speaker 3: what it is like sometimes in life, you just have
Speaker 3: to really really push that feeling down. You're just like
Speaker 3: really like there's just this way of despair and like
Speaker 3: lack of motivation and there's absolutely no lust for life.
Speaker 3: And you might think, like, you know, I should talk
Speaker 3: about it, I should figure it out. But then once
Speaker 3: you get to twenty two, you're like, you know what,
Speaker 3: this feeling is gonna be here for.
Speaker 1: Some time, so you got to just get up and
Speaker 1: you got to put all your weight on it and
Speaker 1: push it down and push it down.
Speaker 3: To your feet, and by the night time it's rised
Speaker 3: back up to your head.
Speaker 1: But it's too late because you're tired and you're going
Speaker 1: to bed, so you don't have time to think about it.
Speaker 2: Or you get on your iPhone all day on your iPad,
Speaker 2: watch iPad, iPhone TV.
Speaker 3: Have them all blasting yeah at your senses.
Speaker 2: At once, Spotify just blasting noise into your ears, and
Speaker 2: so you literally can't think about these.
Speaker 3: There's no time. There is no time. That's a lie.
Speaker 3: I have a therapist, and it slays.
Speaker 2: I have performance anxiety. I think no, because I felt
Speaker 2: dead before even the podcast. I don't know. We'll figure
Speaker 2: it out, hopefully I become alive again. I've felt dead
Speaker 2: ever since the drinking the night where I almost died.
Speaker 2: So maybe I literally need to go to the doctor
Speaker 2: and figure that out, because my brain has been foggy
Speaker 2: since then.
Speaker 1: Also, what I will say is you were on a
Speaker 1: really good run of eating healthy, like not to be
Speaker 1: that annoying person, but you were having your like this
Speaker 1: is so annoying.
Speaker 3: You're having your like air on meals of like you
Speaker 3: were eating like kind of I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to be that person, but you were eating
Speaker 1: like for the most part, like predominantly like vegetarian.
Speaker 3: But you've been doing that. You've been having like curry,
Speaker 3: which doesn't have any meaning, but yeah.
Speaker 1: You were eating like your meals like twice a day,
Speaker 1: getting your little.
Speaker 2: Bebbies in my bevy. I don't know, well, Viana, we'll see.
Speaker 2: I'll probably just snap out of it, dude. That's the
Speaker 2: thing that's such an unhealthy mindset that I have is
Speaker 2: because when I was like sixteen and like the most
Speaker 2: depressed I've ever been in my entire life, one day
Speaker 2: I just woke up and I felt totally fine. And
Speaker 2: now that I'm like a grown ass man and an adult,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, like, one day I'll just wake up
Speaker 2: and it'll feel good. But that's just literally not. That's
Speaker 2: not how it's going to happen. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: do the fucking work.
Speaker 3: Life is ebb and flows. Yeah, you will have to
Speaker 3: do the work. And you know, therapy doesn't fix it,
Speaker 3: but it makes it easier.
Speaker 2: You've been trying to convince me to go to therapy
Speaker 2: for two years.
Speaker 3: I think I tried.
Speaker 1: I try to do it because genuinely it has helped
Speaker 1: me so much, and like I feel like I've seen
Speaker 1: like very dark places and you've heard me the way
Speaker 1: I was when I was in those spots, and literally like.
Speaker 3: They're a sleigh.
Speaker 1: They should start calling it their a slee They're a
Speaker 1: slay their bay slacology.
Speaker 3: I'm going to discover that now.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we have to like sleychology report.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have to tie this up because I have
Speaker 1: a UCLA like zoom meeting about my psychology class.
Speaker 2: The toxic or slay cology report is like what they
Speaker 2: do on you after you have a night of yoahsing.
Speaker 2: They like review your.
Speaker 3: Your bored ye your Y level levels. I need to
Speaker 3: think of it.
Speaker 2: I talked way too many pills last night. I literally
Speaker 2: can't stop yassing.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm trying to.
Speaker 2: Think of bacon strips, trying.
Speaker 3: To think of one for dope sick. I'm slay sick.
Speaker 3: So I'm literally so slicick.
Speaker 2: That was like the gnarliest era of my life when
Speaker 2: I would just lay in bed in the morning and
Speaker 2: not get out of bed and like call you and
Speaker 2: Josh in my room and be like I'm dope.
Speaker 3: Dope, it's fucking fun.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm allowed to.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm like, don't fucking question my jokes about
Speaker 1: substance abuse because you.
Speaker 3: Don't know my fucking life.
Speaker 2: You don't know anything about you.
Speaker 3: I don't know you.
Speaker 2: You Maybe I'll get into that one day.
Speaker 3: Subscard to my patron, Fuck you, I hate you, bitch.
Speaker 3: I'm literal. I know, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I am this close to inching back into being a
Speaker 1: fucking moniacal psychotic bitch.
Speaker 3: Fuck you, I.
Speaker 2: Hate you, ba, That's what I was saying, Like it
Speaker 2: would be so fun to be the villain, but like
Speaker 2: it's just not sustainable, And yeah it's.
Speaker 1: Not because that was like I wasn't even doing it
Speaker 1: to the level like other people were doing it. But
Speaker 1: that time of my life was the most like turmoil
Speaker 1: I've ever felt, and it was so unenjoyable because you
Speaker 1: would get like this rush of rush of adrenaline which
Speaker 1: would turn into like embarrassment and shame and like self
Speaker 1: degradtion and like it's just like it's quite the psychle
Speaker 1: but I guess these motherfuckers are also like too busy
Speaker 1: being drunk and like fucking silly.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I wish, I wish I was sociable. I can't
Speaker 2: do it. I don't know what happened. I just can't
Speaker 2: do it anymore. Like literally, the two weeks of hanging out,
Speaker 2: three weeks of hanging out that we've had has actually,
Speaker 2: I genuinely think made me feel this way. I think
Speaker 2: I just need a break from society again. I think
Speaker 2: I need to go away and lock myself though. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I need to. I need to go like a
Speaker 2: not solo, and I can't go so that. I need
Speaker 2: to go somewhere in the woods and just reset. I
Speaker 2: know that's so lame to say, but legitimately, like I
Speaker 2: just need to reset.
Speaker 1: But all that's blame to say because I like was
Speaker 1: going to big Bear round like shit like that for
Speaker 1: a minute and it was the sleigh of my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just different.
Speaker 1: Like I'm always out and about and like my life
Speaker 1: is a movie and your life is like a really
Speaker 1: sad like Edgar Allan Poe poem.
Speaker 3: I'm the main character, though, main character syndrome.
Speaker 2: Okay, we need to Jesus Christ, please stop giving me
Speaker 2: your hardest battles. I'm so weak. I can't handle it anymore. No,
Speaker 2: I just don't want to talk about this real quick.
Speaker 3: Oh your shure.
Speaker 2: I have secretly been blaming everybody for the loss of
Speaker 2: this shirt. I blamed my mom. I was like, she
Speaker 2: stole it from me. I blamed iny in my head.
Speaker 2: I was like, she stole it from me. It's in
Speaker 2: the back of her closet, like she has it. I
Speaker 2: just blamed everyone. I was like, someone stole this show
Speaker 2: from me. I haven't seen it in months, and I
Speaker 2: was just I did like a deep cleaning of my
Speaker 2: closet this morning to find like slacks, and sure enough
Speaker 2: it was at the very bottom of my pants pile,
Speaker 2: which was so random. But I found it and it
Speaker 2: was dirtiest shit and it smells really bad. But I
Speaker 2: threw it in the washer with a wet sock and
Speaker 2: a dryer pad and de wrinkled it and it still
Speaker 2: smells like shit. But that's my story. That's my story.
Speaker 2: I found my shirt.
Speaker 3: I that actually just made me think I had to
Speaker 3: mooch out to shirt.
Speaker 1: But I gave it to Josie because it was like
Speaker 1: my boobs would take up all the fabric and it
Speaker 1: did that thing that small shirts do when it flares
Speaker 1: out and it makes me really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: That's like how this one does. But I kind of
Speaker 2: like my lower back showing. It's like a reverse crop top.
Speaker 1: God gave the biggest tits to his weakest soldier, which
Speaker 1: is me.
Speaker 3: I don't even have that big of boobs.
Speaker 1: There are people who look at me him They're like, girl,
Speaker 1: can you shut up about your boobs? I wish I
Speaker 1: had your breasts, my beautiful, luscious breasts.
Speaker 2: God gives the biggest balls to his strongest soldiers, and
Speaker 2: that's me.
Speaker 3: I have a short butt crack, like because I.
Speaker 2: Have no ass, Dude, you can find something to be
Speaker 2: insecure about, like all the time, Like you literally find
Speaker 2: a new insecurity like once a week. And I'm like, girl, like,
Speaker 2: you're a short ass crack. That makes no sense.
Speaker 3: If you saw it, you would scream.
Speaker 2: I have literally seen your ass before, and it does
Speaker 2: not make me scream. You have I've got it makes
Speaker 2: me scream without the yes always got to have one
Speaker 2: of those zingers in there for the clips for the
Speaker 2: TikTok clips, right, you.
Speaker 3: Jack clip that. But I have gotten so comfortable, literally,
Speaker 3: like almost everybody I've met has seen me like undressed
Speaker 3: for the most part.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I don't care because my body is
Speaker 1: not a wonderland. It is literally a vessel that I
Speaker 1: am fucking stuck inside of.
Speaker 2: Your body may be a temple. My body you staring
Speaker 2: at the place. I don't even know where I was going.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Media of the week, Squid Game, Sleigh, Squid Sleigh.
Speaker 2: She's so late, Like I saw it first, like he did.
Speaker 1: He was the first person I heard talking about it,
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, it kind of sucks, but it's
Speaker 2: like fucking awesome. It's just like brain Dead. You just
Speaker 2: watch it and enjoy it. But now that I've like
Speaker 2: let it marinate, it is really fucking good.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's squid Game for me. Also, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I was gonna say movie.
Speaker 1: I literally was just about I've been watching like The Simpsons,
Speaker 1: which isn't that interesting.
Speaker 3: I think I said that the last episode. And actually I.
Speaker 1: Watched Nightmare before Christmas last night because it's that time
Speaker 1: of the year.
Speaker 4: Done.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Like those kind of movies never get boring.
Speaker 2: No, they're always good.
Speaker 1: I'm never tired of watching those. And then do you
Speaker 1: want to go for musical first?
Speaker 2: Or no, you can go ahead and finish your whole team.
Speaker 4: Up.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about this album because the like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, the listeners are going up. But I only
Speaker 1: say that because I found them when it was at
Speaker 1: four hundred and now it's like tripled in the past year,
Speaker 1: and I'm like scared. But I don't want it to
Speaker 1: be a thing. I don't know why, Like what is
Speaker 1: in my head that I don't want people to know
Speaker 1: about music.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do I just let go of it like since.
Speaker 2: Or save it for the Patreon? Oh, if you want
Speaker 2: our deep deep cuts, deep cuts, go on, because look
Speaker 2: at this. Look at this album that I made today,
Speaker 2: this fucking album private. But like the girls one, I
Speaker 2: heard you.
Speaker 1: Listening to like this half of this this morning and
Speaker 1: this album. Ah, this album and this album literally reminds
Speaker 1: me so much of like my happiest moments in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: It pisses me, on, have you listened to this album?
Speaker 3: No, and they're They're one of the better songs on that.
Speaker 2: Album, and also them and also just them being on
Speaker 2: that album is fucking crazy, dude.
Speaker 1: No, that whole like collective album is fucking all of
Speaker 1: those like cuts that they did together as a collective.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, we'll talk about that on the page.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if y'all want the real deep cuts, the real
Speaker 2: good ship, the real stuff we're listening to subscribes on Patreon.
Speaker 3: Just don't fucking post it on your story, bitch, fuck you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Literally, I'm about to start privating on my fucking playlist,
Speaker 2: like I'm sorry, these get girls gate Keep. The girls
Speaker 2: are finding my playlist and posting all my music from them,
Speaker 2: And normally I'm like, why gate Keep music, Like I
Speaker 2: don't give a ship, But now I'm like, but now
Speaker 2: y'all are posting like the really deep ship from my playlist,
Speaker 2: and I went through and removed all of them because
Speaker 2: I'm like, y'all, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: This is when I heard you listening to that one album,
Speaker 1: like the one that I'm like, this is my favorite
Speaker 1: album ever.
Speaker 3: When I heard you.
Speaker 1: Listening to today, I was like, I went through your
Speaker 1: plays to see if it was in there, because I
Speaker 1: got like a shock of panic. If this becomes I'm
Speaker 1: gonna even though like I don't know why, I like,
Speaker 1: I have the CD so I don't have to think
Speaker 1: about like that becoming a thing like I don't know
Speaker 1: why I gatekeep. I gatekeep because I have such an
Speaker 1: emotional connection to this music, and I know I don't
Speaker 1: want other people to be like me because I have
Speaker 1: an individualism ego and I'm a fucking freak.
Speaker 3: And I fucking hate you. Fuck you bitch. Don't post
Speaker 3: on your fucking story.
Speaker 2: Subscribe to our Patreon please. Okay, what is your music?
Speaker 1: Well, actually I'll give this one because this is like
Speaker 1: also one of my favorite songs ever. But it's a
Speaker 1: cover of a cover of a cover, so whatever. But
Speaker 1: the chances of you knowing it are like solo because like,
Speaker 1: I'm just like very cutty and like I like do
Speaker 1: the research and like I'm different and I might have
Speaker 1: big tits, but I know a lot about music.
Speaker 2: Wait that's possible. Yeah, I know big to go to music?
Speaker 3: What big girl like? Don't you catch she don't know
Speaker 3: nothing else? Didn't want to have to do it.
Speaker 1: It's a cover of, like I think, a song by
Speaker 1: like the Spoonful, but this version, the version and that.
Speaker 3: Is the best one, is by cass Elliotts.
Speaker 1: That song literally there are certain songs in the world
Speaker 1: that I don't think I like would ever do it.
Speaker 1: But certain songs, I'm like, I want to just make
Speaker 1: a cover of this, like actually like it. Like certain
Speaker 1: songs make me want to genuinely learn how to fucking
Speaker 1: play the guitar and like make covers in my room
Speaker 1: because I'm like, this song is fucking awesome and I
Speaker 1: want to like belt it. This song is so awesome,
Speaker 1: I want to like colonize it and make it my own,
Speaker 1: and like I want people to hear me because I
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 3: I want to somehow make this about me. Let's make
Speaker 3: it up us so that is one of my songs.
Speaker 1: And then someone's gonna like laugh at me because like
Speaker 1: this is genuinely the only Wilco song I like care about.
Speaker 3: Is like Jesus, is it Jesus Don't Cry or Jesus
Speaker 3: Easy See? Whatever the fuck it is. That one song
Speaker 3: is like Jesus Don't Cry. I love that song.
Speaker 2: Actually I need to know now, yeah Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that song, like for me is so good. I
Speaker 1: haven't really been able to get into other Wilco songs
Speaker 1: because I don't know why. And then an album I'll
Speaker 1: give is Ambient Volume two, The Plateau of Mirror, Harold Bud,
Speaker 1: Brian Eno and If you want more like boring shit
Speaker 1: like that, you have to follow the Patreon.
Speaker 3: But that album is like such a good album. Harold
Speaker 3: Bud is so good.
Speaker 1: Rip imagine I grabbed my coffee and like poured one
Speaker 1: out for him right now, out for that fucking album
Speaker 1: is so goddamn good if you want to feel like
Speaker 1: shit and cry and like shit yourself.
Speaker 2: Have I talked about this?
Speaker 3: I think so, but I would.
Speaker 1: I think you've mentioned it lightly once, but I would
Speaker 1: mention it again for like a good Halloween.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's okay. So my movie recommendation this week is
Speaker 2: House nineteen seventy seven. It's like a Japanese horror that
Speaker 2: is is just fucking so fun to watch. It super
Speaker 2: campy and like there are some actually really scary elements
Speaker 2: that I was like, whoa, Like, how the fuck were
Speaker 2: they doing this back then? It's really like like a
Speaker 2: groundbreaking movie and it really is just like super good.
Speaker 2: It has a good story, it may and like there's
Speaker 2: some really beautiful shots in it, like in the beginning
Speaker 2: that I've even like painted from because I was.
Speaker 3: It's literally just visually soap pleased.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it's just really really fun. It's not
Speaker 2: the most scary movie in the world.
Speaker 1: But oh, my movie wreck is Mars Attack because that's
Speaker 1: literally one of the best movies ever and it used
Speaker 1: to scare with the fuck out of me as a kid.
Speaker 2: I love Mars Attacks so good.
Speaker 3: And then I'm seeing killer clowns from outer space on Friday.
Speaker 2: Ooh, and if you really want to just like freak
Speaker 2: the fuck out, watch Waking Life. But watch it your
Speaker 2: own risk, because that'll ruin your whole month. Week. My
Speaker 2: music is It's Nice to Be a by Vegan. It's
Speaker 2: a really pretty song, Strawberry by Doss and Daisy by
Speaker 2: Strawberry Machine, And those are my three songs this week.
Speaker 1: That was the episode We sligh every day, my babe in.
Speaker 3: Our own way.
Speaker 2: You're gay. Thank you guys for watching this episode.
Speaker 3: Bye mm hmm