WEBVTT - the Hey Incident 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:18.720 Welcome to this episode of Emergency. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:23.000 Intercom, Episode fifteen. We made it. We made it to fifteen. 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:25.320 I almost said, that's three weeks in a row. 0:00:26.360 --> 0:00:26.759 What is that? 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:27.000 Like? 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:32.680 Three almost four months, almost four months of consistent weekly posting. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:35.400 That is unheard of. 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:37.519 I like us being a friend of when people were 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:41.200 like what the hell and like, yeah, bitch, it is shocking. 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:45.000 It's shocking. It's shocking. But we're here to stay. Baby, 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.479 you can't get rid of us. Hopefully, just wait till 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:49.880 we start making money. 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:51.760 I'm gonna say. I mean, we're here to stay. 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.960 Is like if it turned into something, but by this 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:56.520 time we thought we'd be able to like pay a. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:57.680 Bill or something, but. 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:00.640 No money we have it. 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:01.600 We can't even pay Khi. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:08.560 We've got free interns. We're free workers for ourselves. 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:11.840 Literally no no, and say we're doing all this work 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.280 for free for them, like they're doing like they're getting 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:15.600 us for free. 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:18.320 I think they've always gotten us for free though, so 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:19.760 like that's not that crazy. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.520 It's not like we're like Netflix stars are, like usually 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:23.920 you'd have to pay subscription to time. 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:28.240 I want booking fees per video. I want a watch 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:32.520 this video sent us ten dollars. That'd be awesome. 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:35.959 Well that's why we were going to start a Patreon, 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:38.679 not for ten dollars, because literally, what would we do 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:41.520 for ten dollars If you like a lot of share 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:44.440 people out there who would give you ten dollars a month, 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.360 if you practiced three times a week trying to learn 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:48.720 how to do a backflip. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:51.160 I'll do it. 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:52.480 The thing is, I know if you try to do 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:54.240 a bat flip, you would be the person to like 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.280 break your fucking back and I'd have to be wheeling 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:56.760 you around. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:58.280 I would I know, I think I could land a 0:01:58.320 --> 0:01:59.960 backflip if I like practice for a while. 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:01.960 I don't think tall people can do that. 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:06.240 Yeah, I think that's like maybe not actually no, but 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:08.240 I could do a backflip if i'd like practice for 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.240 like like give me six months and I'll be able 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:10.560 to do this. 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.400 This is literally like when you watch the Olympics that 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:13.919 you were like, I could be a sharp shooter. 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:17.359 Like you know, I'm okay, literally, but like think about that, 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:19.440 Like you just stand still and hold a fucking gun 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.680 and shoot it. Like that's the easiest thing. Ever. You 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.440 don't train physically at all, Yes. 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:28.080 You do, you think because you go to war once 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.359 a week. 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:32.240 On call of duty. I haven't played in a long time. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:33.400 Good girl. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.360 I would go into your room and be like steaming, 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:37.400 Which does that makes sense? You should be playing it 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:37.919 when it's cold. 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:40.280 But I guess since Brandon's wedding is coming up, is 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:40.640 that why? 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:44.679 Yeah, my brother's getting married. Congratulations Brandon and Rachel. I 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:45.239 love y'all. 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:47.320 I love y'all so much. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:47.639 be there. 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.480 You flaked last second. Did you know that this is 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:54.560 perfect to bring up in the podcast. They've already ordered 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:58.680 your food and it's eighty five dollars a plate, and 0:02:58.720 --> 0:02:59.960 now they haven't actual food. 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:05.200 I'll drive there, I'll go for two days and then 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:05.680 come back. 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:06.480 Let's do it. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:11.000 I'll do it if you kiss me, kiss me? 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:13.360 Okay, do we get into the topic or do I 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:16.080 get what's on the forefront of my brain out and 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:17.280 then we can get on the topic. 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:20.440 Get it on the forefront, Get on the forefront. 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:23.920 Yes, when you said that, I imagine you're handing me a 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:25.000 gun and like pushing me. 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:27.360 They need to start going back to war. 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:30.600 Yeah, there hasn't been like enough war. 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:34.440 Yeah, that's why there's so much like tension in society 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:37.280 right now is because all the men are just at 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:40.120 home and we're just not at war. Send us away 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:43.480 and life will be good again. That is actually very interesting. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.880 I wonder if that. 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:51.680 I wonder if your face genuinely turned like like you 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:52.880 you believed yourself. 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:55.880 Yes, I guess, I don't know. I don't know if 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:59.760 the world was any better, but just like couldn't drive cars, no, 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:01.080 just could drive cards by them. 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.280 We had like tanks and airplanes. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:06.520 But just could drive tanks. 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:08.480 I have to get what's at the forefront on my 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.320 brain off, because my brain is actually on fire right now. 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:18.279 There's like two very important things three, the first one 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:21.000 being that I need to let y'all know because I. 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:23.440 Tell y'all about all of Azol's bellel movements. 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:28.440 At six thirty am today, I woke up to the 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:32.040 sound of like gagging and like coughing, and I looked 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:33.800 down and Azula's just looking. 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.920 Down at her vomit that she's thrown up onto my bed. 0:04:37.480 --> 0:04:40.000 And I literally sat up and I was like staring 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:41.919 at her, and she was looking at me, and I 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:43.960 think I like moved to go like see where she 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:46.400 threw up and she like ran away, and I wish 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:48.440 I got a picture of her, because like a little 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.520 bit of sunlight was peeking through, and it genuinely looked 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.720 like the alien standing in the doorway, like that was 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:56.160 a zool in her shadow, and she was standing there 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:59.240 so shameful, just staring at the floor for I'm not 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:00.240 getting like twenty minutes. 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.080 Well, I knew he did a bad thing. He didn't 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:02.760 need to do it. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.159 No he didn't. I wonder what though, I bet he 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:05.800 fucking well. 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.800 I caught him chomping on my plant again. The reason 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:10.960 why I left that there is because there's a dead 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:12.520 leaf on the ground, and I'm like, if he's gonna 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:14.400 eat anything, he can eat this dead leaf and get 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:16.360 it out of him and just eat my fucking plant. 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:18.760 But I need to order that spray because. 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:23.239 He's destroying all of my plants. Yeah, that whole corner 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:24.839 is just fucking mangled. 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:26.800 Now much is on it. I think he'd get to it. 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:29.120 My room, my big long, fine plane. He's been like 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:29.960 chomping on since. 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:31.840 It's like, why is he doing that? All of a sudden, 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:33.960 it's actually trying. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:34.479 Now, it's because he wants more attention. 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:37.480 I'm gonna give him attention. 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:41.400 That sounds like you're gonna hurt him. 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:47.880 And then the second thing is, actually this is not 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:50.520 important to talk about, but like bad Baby, I can't believe, 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:51.680 like that's a person. 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:52.320 That's kind of it. 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:53.920 She's kind of awesome. 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:55.919 Like in her own ways. Oh no, this is what 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:58.279 I was gonna say. I think she's trying to tell 0:05:58.279 --> 0:05:59.320 people she's Mexican. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:03.600 A Mexican flag in Bad Baby's bio, and she's been 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:04.240 looking like. 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.600 Hella Pale, but. 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:15.360 Like like the makeup is like going towards like a Caliucci's. 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.080 Yeah, I saw that now that Caliucci. 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:21.160 Is Mexican, but she's inching into Latin every. 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:24.080 Time I see her. She looks different, like completely different, 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.880 and it actually blows my mind. 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:30.640 But she just has the Mexican flag up. And then 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:33.080 I was like, no, is that the French flag? No, 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:34.440 that's the Mexican flag. 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.560 Maybe maybe she has a little bit in here, maybe 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.560 she's like twenty five percent or something. 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:41.320 Or may wait wait, wait, let me see before I 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:45.960 like call bed Baby out. Oh no, no, no, it's 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.679 the French flag. Okay, what like why. 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:50.120 Or is it the Italian flag? 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:51.160 Wait? 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:53.680 What is the Italian flag. Oh maybe it's Italian. I 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:55.080 think it is the Italian flag. 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:56.080 I don't know what all. 0:06:55.960 --> 0:06:57.760 These because she is like Italian. 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.840 Oh okay, dude, I wish the Mexican flag. 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:02.960 I knew that the emblem is in the middle of 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.360 the Mexican flag, but in my head I was like, oh, 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:05.800 I guess I. 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:08.520 Didn't put it on the emoji because like it's. 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:09.840 Just like so detare. 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:12.280 But I saw that last. 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:15.120 Night and literally was cracking the fuck up because imagine, 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:17.640 like bad baby just entering her Mexican air. 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:20.960 She freaks me the fuck out. Legitimately scares me. Like 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:22.679 if I saw her on the street, I'd be terrified 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:23.000 of her. 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:27.280 She talks about she like like flexes, how like quote 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:28.760 unquote petitious all the time. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.640 It's like very odd. I was like doing heavy stocking and. 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:34.720 She's like, I'm eighty seven pounds, I'm ninety three pounds 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:36.000 because she's four eleven. 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.920 So she's like, I do you remember when she got 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:40.760 into that fight with I forgot who she fought, but like, 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.480 was it Malu? Yeah, maybe it was Malu. I don't know. 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:46.040 I remember her fighting someone and it was like it 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:48.360 broke the internet for a little bit. She just breaks 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:51.240 the Internet constantly, like she knows exactly how to piss 0:07:51.280 --> 0:07:52.040 everybody off. 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.480 She gives very like Miami Florida behavior. 0:07:56.000 --> 0:08:00.920 So I'm like, let's not expect anything of that baby, 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:05.640 like when like of course, yeah, like what a lot 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.440 of the things she does are wrong, but like why 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.440 are we holding out hope that bad baby is gonna 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.600 come to the internet in any sense? 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.280 Che see like form No. 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.120 One day she pulls up to the Internet and like 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.720 just with like minimal like alexis rend makeup and it's like, 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:22.840 hey guys, and like. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:26.120 That's my favorite arc. Like literally like whoa Vicky had 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:28.160 that arc? Like she was like the worst person of 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:31.000 all time and now she's just like a Christian who 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:35.000 like loves children and like wants a child, Like her 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:36.280 arc was like crazy. 0:08:36.760 --> 0:08:38.960 My thing is, like what I try to remember is 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:41.840 think about how bored you are, and like the people 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:45.400 watching like have like jobs and like go to school 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.080 and like have like these full lives in their own towns, 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:51.040 and then think about, like think about how bored you 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.200 can get even though you're like leading a full life 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:57.720 where you have like responsibilities. Think about how bored whoa 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:02.160 Vicky is Like and like people like bad baby, and 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:04.400 then think about if you had that much free time, 0:09:04.440 --> 0:09:06.080 there's a chance they're gonna be a fucking piece of 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:08.480 shit at some point because you are so bored. 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:11.720 And also like when the money's right, like people do 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:13.679 stupid shit for money at any time of their life. 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:15.959 Yeah, like squid Game, Like I'm so glad the documentary 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:16.760 was made about. 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:18.600 That because I know, like that needed to actually be 0:09:18.640 --> 0:09:19.160 talked about. 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:21.360 Yeah, because like the lengths in which someone will go 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:23.720 for two for money and like how they'll just like 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:25.200 turn their back on I can't. 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:27.560 Believe that happened in real life. I know I'm talking. 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.079 See that's that's one of my problems is like school 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:31.959 doesn't teach you like important things like how to do 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:33.240 your taxes and squid game? 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.760 How do win squid game? I mean technically like the recess, 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:39.079 like you do learn a little bit. 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.200 But we didn't grow up in Korea, so we'd fucking die. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:42.800 I'd be like, what are these games? 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:45.520 Someone posted and they were like Indian Druid win this 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:48.640 squid game, and I was like, yeah, we probably would, 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:51.520 like we're kind of mania cool, Like I'm sorry, but 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.640 I forget his name, but the dude who like fucked 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:56.320 everybody over at the end and like the nineteen yeah 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:58.480 one nineteen, Like that's how I would play the game. 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:02.400 I'm sorry, Like I just would be. I would be 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.560 a devil, Like I couldn't play fair. I would be 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.800 an asshole, and I'd do anything to win because I 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:07.280 want to live. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.319 See that's where we're different because I relate to four 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:13.720 five six. I'm like I like I would immediately emotionally 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:16.640 get attached to everybody around me and then like be 0:10:16.720 --> 0:10:18.560 trying to make sure they live with me. 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.640 Yeah, but no, I'm kind of I'm like a lone wolf. 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.960 I would have to have sex with sixty seven and 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:31.080 the girl she partnered with because you probably miss in 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:36.800 the behind the scenes, that's what that episode actually like met. 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:39.920 That was the like special meaning of the episode. Everyone 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.920 was partnering up with who they wanted to have sex with. 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:43.600 Oh yeah, so. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:46.560 I would probably they would probably I would be like 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.080 the girl who didn't get a partner and then they 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.360 just throw me into like a threesome with one of them, 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:53.400 And I would pick sixty seven And like I don't know. 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:55.240 Her name or her number. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:59.240 That duo, literally I don't know like I love both 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.840 of them with my whole Yeah, I mean I have 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.640 a That was the most heartbreaking thing I've ever experienced 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.679 in my life. Legitimately the most heartbreaking thing. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.800 I don't know. I like you say, that's the most harbor. 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:15.120 Like actually like that that made me cry like so hard. 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:18.480 I was literally like I was showing my friend on 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:20.280 the phone yesterday, like what I look like when I 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:23.560 use my iPad and I literally like lay back, and 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:25.240 since I don't have a we don't have a case 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.480 to bend it on or anything, I literally put a 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.360 pillow or a plushy on my chest and then put 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.040 the iPad there and it's this close to my face 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:32.319 and I. 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:32.559 Was like. 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:37.440 And like like looking away and like pausing and like 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:40.840 crying and like and then continuing it. Yeah. 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:42.880 I cried in the bath. It was awesome. 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:44.760 Oh I cried in your mom I was. 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:46.840 Literally No one talks about this, but how I was 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.600 literally the first person to watch squid Game. Like I 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:52.199 actually was the first person to watch it. They like 0:11:52.240 --> 0:12:01.199 showed me before everybody it like actually is like I did, 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:01.960 I did, Like. 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.840 You were up at like whatever, No. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:08.800 They nailed it to me via drop Box. 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:11.040 I don't know if that's like really risky. 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.120 It was one hundred gigabytes. 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:16.160 I feel like that show is way more than one 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:17.120 hundred gigabytes. 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:21.079 Yeah, Okay, well let's get into this episode because we've 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:23.880 been talking about absolutely nothing for the past ten minutes. 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:25.920 Well, you gotta you gotta give them a feeler, make 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:27.640 our watch time go up, you know you. 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:29.160 It's like when someone clicked baked. 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.480 A video, so they clicked off. They already clicked off. 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.960 When the big thing doesn't happen until later. No, there's 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:36.800 that one motherfucker who timestamps oh yeah for us. 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:38.079 I haven't seen him in a while. 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.840 Though, I know you Yeah, And I don't know if 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.040 the playlist update is still there for Spotify. 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:45.959 Damn. It's funny how people just like stop caring about it. 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:47.880 They like change, they switch up, They prey on your 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:51.800 fucking downfall, and then they get it and eventually comes true. 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:57.880 Okay, so we're here today to talk about. 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:03.720 The hate and the Hey incident. I think we've teased 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.199 this for four or five years, literally since we've known 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:10.400 each other. Yeah, and I think now is the perfect 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:16.400 time to really dive into it. Makes me uncomfortable a 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:18.920 little bit because it's embarrassing. 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.520 It doesn't well, it shouldn't be embarrassing for you, bitch. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:24.120 It's embarrassing for me because I could not read a room. 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:29.559 No, it's embarrassing for me because I just froze. 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:33.319 That makes sense. Though. I was like very like extroverted 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:35.439 and fucking annoying, and I brought it up a lot. 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.000 I was like not cool about it. I was very annoying. 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:42.319 So if you don't how do we do this? If 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:45.040 you don't know what the Hay incident is, Yeah, we're 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:48.280 talking about the time Drew literally ghosted me and fully 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:51.320 rejected me and destroyed my ego. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:52.720 He gave me ego death. 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:57.320 So so we'll start from the very beginning. So, like 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:59.160 how long ago six years ago? We met each other 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:00.880 five years ago, and. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:06.240 We like became friends in like late twenty fourteen, early fifteen. 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:08.880 And then we met so like we knew of each other. 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:10.960 We've known of each other for a while, yeah, and 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:14.720 then just like through the Internet and like whatever, but 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.640 like we never really spoke online. We just kind of 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:21.040 like we're in the same crowds and like really just 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:27.960 knew of each other, and then we finally met in person. 0:14:28.240 --> 0:14:28.760 On tour. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:31.520 Yeah, and I think before that I had finally we 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:34.480 followed each other like a few months before, yeah, because 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:36.720 Christian was the reason I got on tour and you 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:39.320 were close to Christian. Yeah, so then I was like, oh, 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.240 I should follow the people on tour, so it's like 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:41.840 not weird. 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:45.920 Yeah, but yeah, So we met each other for the 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:50.000 first time in twenty fifteen, and it was in Miami, 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.280 and and you got invited to one of our tour 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.880 dates and yeah, it was It was a good time. 0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:59.960 It was like, it's awkward at first, obviously, like. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:01.440 We did have sex immediately. 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:04.440 It was really it was gross. 0:15:04.560 --> 0:15:07.200 We took each other's like rigidity, like immediately. 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:09.240 It was really gross in the. 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:12.520 Middle of the like banquet hall where everyone was watching. 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:14.680 But no, when I went, I. 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:17.720 Remember I thought I would hang out with like Christian 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:21.280 and like Michael Moore because like those were the people 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:23.200 who I knew more out of everyone. 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:25.080 But it was. 0:15:25.040 --> 0:15:29.200 Actually you, like I we like hit it off immediately. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:31.680 Wind like soulmates, like legitimately. 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.760 The Tonic soulmate Sleigh. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:36.440 But yeah, we literally got along instantly, and then I 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:39.120 think after the show, Oh no, we even did our 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:39.760 table together. 0:15:39.840 --> 0:15:42.520 Yeah, like we did like a little duo thing together. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:45.600 Damn, that's actually crazy, like immediately like pairing up, and 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:46.720 then we did every show. 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:49.920 Yes, oh that's so screet. I never thought about that, 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:52.000 but yeah, oh. 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:55.120 Yeah, because our tickets weren't even being sold as like 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:57.880 we weren't even having duo tickets at that point. 0:15:57.920 --> 0:15:58.600 That's crazy. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.200 It was literally just britt and then we just were like, 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:03.320 let's just combine our tables because I felt like we 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.720 already had like very similar audiences because we were like 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:11.640 monsters online. We were like evil people online. But yeah, but. 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.320 Yeah, we like hit it off immediately. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.360 We hung out and did our like meet and green 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.480 table together the whole time, and then after we like 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:23.520 walked to Starby's together diarbage. Yeah, and I don't remember 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:27.360 anything we specifically spoke about, but it was very chill, 0:16:27.440 --> 0:16:28.600 like we got along really well. 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:31.400 And then there's I remember thinking like, oh, like this 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:33.920 is weird because like whenever I meet new people, I'm 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:39.040 like so closed off and like genuinely like not like myself. 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:42.560 And that still is like even today. And it took 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:46.200 me like weeks before I was like comfortable around Christian 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:49.400 and Michael and like I remember immediately I like felt 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:52.000 like normal, like I just like could be like a 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:55.520 monster with you. I was what you needed, yeah exactly, 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:57.360 and you were what I need you and I was 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:58.040 what you needed. 0:16:59.000 --> 0:16:59.360 Okay. 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.160 Yeah, yeah, and I'm striking out. 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:04.160 I'm tweaking. 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:09.960 I'm a fucking tweaker. I'm tweaking out, man, Mikey. 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:20.080 Mikey's yea the way you do ye, the way you 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.760 do get in the way, dude. 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.639 John's perfect. So me Andrew were getting along. 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.560 The funny thing is too, I don't think we spoke 0:17:28.640 --> 0:17:31.439 that much outside of tour or maybe I'm tripping, but 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:35.640 I don't because not immediately. Yeah, maybe I don't even 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:38.600 think like when we were in the like really thick 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:40.119 of it of being homies, I don't feel like we 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.919 were like huge phone communicators. 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:46.119 But we were. Yeah, we were texting like literally almost immediately, 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:48.560 like we were like texting like almost every day. I 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:51.600 mean like not like at first, but like I remember, like, yeah, 0:17:51.600 --> 0:17:54.159 as a guy, I like considered you like my like 0:17:54.160 --> 0:17:57.640 one of my best friends, and I was like, this. 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:01.600