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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from last

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Speaker 1: Comic Standing Mark Normand and Arden Myron June twelfth through

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Speaker 1: the fourteenth. Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot com

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Speaker 1: or call four two five two eight nine seven thousand. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Detective Scott brand. I'm calling from the police department.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for a Shannon Smith. That's me, Hi, Shannon.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm fine, I'm sorry. Can you repeat

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Speaker 1: where you're from? Police department? Okay, I'm just following up

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Speaker 1: on a criminal investigation. I need to ask you a

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Speaker 1: few questions if you have a moment of course. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So you you had a dental procedure done at doctor

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Speaker 1: Jeremy office two weeks ago, correct, um, yes, okay. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard the news, but it

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Speaker 1: turns out that doctor was caught sex messaging multiple people

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Speaker 1: while he was working, sending sexually exaging. Yes, okay, he

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Speaker 1: was doing doing this while he was working. And I

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Speaker 1: know you were a patient of his during one of

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Speaker 1: these accounts, like while he was doing like root canals

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Speaker 1: and that sort of thing, he was sending sexually texting people. Yes, okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: and we know that you were one of his patients,

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Speaker 1: because you are in a few of the pictures that

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Speaker 1: we've gotten off his phone. What wait, he was sending

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Speaker 1: sexual pictures of his patients sexual pictures of himself. I thought,

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Speaker 1: I thought you meant like he was texting sexy things

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Speaker 1: to people while he was working. I didn't know that

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Speaker 1: he was taking pictures of people. He was sending patients

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Speaker 1: graphic pictures of himself, of himself doing what. Well. The

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Speaker 1: picture I have is of you, and you look asleep,

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Speaker 1: so I'm assuming you're under anesthesia or something. And right

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Speaker 1: next to your face was his junk. And I hate

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Speaker 1: to ask this because I'm assuming the answer is no,

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Speaker 1: unless you are a willing participant and you wanted this

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Speaker 1: picture taken. No, I didn't want to do it. Unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: This guys, let go the kale. Don't worry about that.

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Speaker 1: We will do everything we can to make sure that

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Speaker 1: justice has served. Okay, what do I have to do now?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know what? Did I have to get

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Speaker 1: a lawyer? Do I have to come in and like,

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Speaker 1: look at these pictures? What do I have to do?

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Speaker 1: We might need you to identify some pictures. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you might want to get a lawyer. At some point.

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Speaker 1: We will keep in contact with you every step of

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Speaker 1: the way, I promise. I do want to let you

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Speaker 1: know just a heads up. The press may be calling you,

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Speaker 1: and that is up to you if you want to

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Speaker 1: talk to them. Why is the press getting involved with

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Speaker 1: this right now? There was a small mistake what in

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Speaker 1: sending out our press release? We listed you and a

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Speaker 1: couple other people as victims, and so I'm assuming that

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Speaker 1: the press will probably be killing you. What you call

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Speaker 1: my name in a press release? Not just your name, ma'am?

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Speaker 1: What not just my name? We actually released the picture

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Speaker 1: as well. The picture. Yeah, it's been set. You know what.

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Speaker 1: You're upset right now, you know, understandably upset. But you

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Speaker 1: know what, in a few months from now, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: look back and you're gonna laugh about this. No, I'm not,

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Speaker 1: because this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

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Speaker 1: I can I can guarantee you that out of tragedy

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Speaker 1: comes great comedy if you can just remember that, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I'm sure you're gonna look kind of fun is

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Speaker 1: going to happen now that my deist was near my

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Speaker 1: face and the pictures all everth the plate. Tell me

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Speaker 1: it could be funny if I tell you that this

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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call, but that mostly just depends

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Speaker 1: on your reaction. This is actually Jewel from Brooklyn Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. God, your friend Pamela set

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Speaker 1: you up. She says that you guys are always pulling

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Speaker 1: pranks on each other and wanted to try to get

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Speaker 1: you in a phone tap. You sounded really pissed. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, can you imagine? I can even? I actually imagine.

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Speaker 1: I've been imagining it this whole time, and I'd love

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Speaker 1: it if my dnist would do that to me. Bro

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Speaker 1: Oh god, weeke up every morning with super phone taps

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Speaker 1: weeks the two point five? Why would I do without

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Speaker 1: your spun drawing me? You kicking me out? Got my game?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? BEAUTI mind? I'm your magical mister mine,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sure no one be a bride. My hands

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Speaker 1: a new word, but