1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little Secret. 2 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,800 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what was up? You have a dirty 3 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 2: little secret? 4 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 1: I do? 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:16,080 Speaker 3: Actually? 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 1: Is it? 7 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 3: So? 8 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: My best friend actually has been catfishing her crush online 9 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: with my visitors. Yeah, and poor thing like it. I 10 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,959 Speaker 1: know it sounds crazy, but she's just super insecure and 11 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,360 Speaker 1: I'm always getting attention versus her. Not that I think 12 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,279 Speaker 1: I'm prettier than her, It just somehow always happens like that. 13 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: But the way that I found out is that her 14 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: crush messaged me and said that, hey, this is what's 15 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: going on and is actually into me. And I'm actually 16 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: kind of into him now. And so I don't know 17 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: if I should tell her that I know, or if 18 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: I should even tell her that I now like this 19 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: guy who she's been using my pictures to catfish. 20 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, it's her fault. Yeah, she kind of 21 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 2: set herself up for it. What would she do when 22 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 2: he wants to meet up? 23 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: Right? 24 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 2: I don't think the catfisher ever thinks through that bar 25 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:15,919 Speaker 2: for some reason? 26 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I really don't think she thought that through. 27 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 1: I feel so bad, but I mean, like you said, 28 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 1: it's her fault. 29 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 2: She shouldn't have done that. Yeah. 30 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: Wow. 31 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,760 Speaker 2: Wow. So yeah. I mean, what are you gonna do? 32 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,480 Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna date them? 33 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 2: Do it? Enjoy yourself? Thanks for your dirty little secret. 34 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 1: Thanks? 35 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 2: Yeah bye? What's your dirty little secret? Hello? Hello, what's up? 36 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 2: You have a dirty little secret? 37 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 3: I have a dirty little secret. 38 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, let's hear it. 39 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 3: My dirty little secret is that I bail on my 40 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 3: friends as the d D the designated driver. 41 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 2: Oh what do they know that? No, they do not. 42 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 3: These are people I work with, and they're always like, 43 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 3: hey man, we're all go to the work party. You know, 44 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 3: you know you don't drink, so if you could be 45 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 3: our d D, it's all the time. And also I 46 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 3: do drink. 47 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 2: So do you just not go? Or you go and 48 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 2: then you drink so now you can't drive. 49 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 3: No, I go have a great time for an hour. 50 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 3: I wait for them to get drunk, and then. 51 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 2: I just leave them stranded. 52 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah, I'm like, why do you keep asking me? 53 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 3: We have uber lyft, you could get other people to 54 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,240 Speaker 3: drive you. So I go to other parties that I 55 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 3: get hammered. 56 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,760 Speaker 2: What's the secret here? Because obviously they know you're leaving, 57 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 2: they know you're not driving them home purpose. They just 58 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 2: think it's They think it's funny, they think it's. 59 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: No. 60 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:53,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't know. 61 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 3: I do it on purpose. I do it every time, 62 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:55,840 Speaker 3: on purpose. 63 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your little secret. What's 64 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 2: your dirty little secret.