Speaker 1: Brooke, you like it when a guy knows exactly what
Speaker 1: he wants?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, But that's.
Speaker 1: An attractive quality.
Speaker 3: Oh sure?
Speaker 1: Do you like it when a guy knows exactly what
Speaker 1: he doesn't want?
Speaker 4: I mean, if he's not I don't need to hear
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 3: I think it's good for him as a person.
Speaker 4: But I think usually that means that he doesn't want me.
Speaker 4: So I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Know you know, right, just keep it to yourself.
Speaker 1: I was bringing up because one of our listeners says
Speaker 1: he likes one thing, and that's curvy women.
Speaker 3: Okay, but not a unique thing.
Speaker 1: He says he believes women on dating apps are abusing
Speaker 1: that term, and I'm curious to know what he means
Speaker 1: by that. So Glenn, Glenn, welcome to the show man.
Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for having me on today.
Speaker 3: It's a heart open Glen Brook.
Speaker 1: Isn't happen?
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be describing themselves that way?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what he means. Can you tell
Speaker 1: us what you mean?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What do you why do you think people are abusing
Speaker 1: the term curvy?
Speaker 2: Well, everyone tries to make themselves sounds as attractive as
Speaker 2: possible on these things, but kirvy is you know the
Speaker 2: old cartoons, the classic you get your hands and you
Speaker 2: make the hourglass shape you want, like you mean.
Speaker 4: The unobtainable measurements of Barbie. Is that what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: No, not even that, like, no, no, I like a
Speaker 2: real woman with curves. If I wanted a twelve year
Speaker 2: old boy, I date a twelve year old boy. But no,
Speaker 2: not talk.
Speaker 1: It's not yeah, I open our mouths anymore.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm just trying to understand what you're saying here, Glenn.
Speaker 1: What you're saying, do we want more conication? I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to, you know, see his perspective. He thinks women
Speaker 1: of all shapes use the term curvy too liberally.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because you have to have a curve up top,
Speaker 2: a curve down bottom, but in the middle it's got
Speaker 2: to taper in a little bit, so you have a clear,
Speaker 2: definitive waste area.
Speaker 3: So you're saying that.
Speaker 4: Like your date showed up and didn't match her description.
Speaker 4: Is that what you're trying to get to?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I just took me a long time
Speaker 2: to find the kind of girl that I was looking
Speaker 2: for on the dating apps.
Speaker 4: Okay, Glenn, what did you like about her outside of
Speaker 4: her physical appearance.
Speaker 1: Well, what was her name? Is good?
Speaker 2: Or does?
Speaker 1: It doesn't even matter, you know what. You don't need
Speaker 1: a name. Tell us more about her.
Speaker 2: Her name's Megan. And one of the things, one of
Speaker 2: the things that I said when I was looking for
Speaker 2: the date was I'm looking for a nature girl, like
Speaker 2: a nature nerd. I love going hiking. Okay, I know
Speaker 2: there's over nine hundred different types of fig trees. I
Speaker 2: know there's one breedom loss that pollinates them. Like I
Speaker 2: know these things. It's a it's a big hobby of.
Speaker 1: Mine, and you need a girl that's Kirby Ann knows
Speaker 1: that stuff.
Speaker 2: Too well, at least can pretend to be interested, if
Speaker 2: not to learn.
Speaker 3: I think it's attractive.
Speaker 4: I don't know about Alexis, but I think it's attractive
Speaker 4: when people have like like a nerd.
Speaker 3: Out on something, you know that like have a true passion.
Speaker 3: That's a good sign.
Speaker 1: I think it like if they're actually not nerds them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know my focus is kind of narrow, but again,
Speaker 2: that's why I'm on the dating site, so that I
Speaker 2: can find someone sort of will match.
Speaker 3: That is that what you did for your date? You guys?
Speaker 3: Went outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I found a site where you can
Speaker 2: print out these lists of nature scavenger hunts. Said, well,
Speaker 2: it would be really cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do that for my kids. What do you mean,
Speaker 4: like find a heart shaped rock?
Speaker 3: Is that what you mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah, so we can go out
Speaker 2: for a walk and talk and kind of get to
Speaker 2: know each other and just explore nature.
Speaker 1: And that sounds fun.
Speaker 2: Well it was okay, oh, just okay. Yeah, the checklist
Speaker 2: that I had, I didn't think it would be a
Speaker 2: big deal. But there's things like find a wild mushroom,
Speaker 2: find some feathers, find a butterfly.
Speaker 1: I think I know what the problem is here. The
Speaker 1: butterflies weren't proportionate enough. Is that what it is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're too round?
Speaker 3: You want those monarchs with an hour glass shape.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: We're just messing around.
Speaker 2: With you, Glenn.
Speaker 3: Did Megan seem to have any fun?
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it got a little less friendly as
Speaker 2: the day wore on because we couldn't find a damn thing.
Speaker 2: Like I was getting a little frustrated.
Speaker 4: You're getting frustrated over your your list, Yes, over.
Speaker 2: The lack of being able to find anything on this
Speaker 2: damn list they had ants and an ant hill on
Speaker 2: the list, and we couldn't find ants, We couldn't find anything.
Speaker 3: Is this? How is this?
Speaker 4: Was this your mood as the list became more unobtainable.
Speaker 1: I mean, did you show your frustration to Megan?
Speaker 2: I think it kind of leaked through because I'm going
Speaker 2: I finally got a date with a girl that I
Speaker 2: am attracted to, and we're doing something that she's she's
Speaker 2: willing to be interested in, and we could have a
Speaker 2: good time and get to know each other, and now
Speaker 2: nothing else is working out, and I'm just looking like
Speaker 2: a jacket.
Speaker 4: Yeah, honestly, I keep I don't think she really probably
Speaker 4: cared about completing your savager hunt.
Speaker 1: Well, tell us how it ended, because we got around soon.
Speaker 2: So at the edge of the park there's the food truck.
Speaker 2: So we went over to the food truck and we
Speaker 2: got corn dogs and fun. Oh yeah, no, it's a
Speaker 2: terrific We're sitting on a step, we're eating them, we're
Speaker 2: finishing up, and she just goes really nice meeting you,
Speaker 2: and then I have to go I have to meet
Speaker 2: up with my roommate for a work thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a question. Why are we calling her?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 3: Because this is.
Speaker 4: The only woman that has ever matched with you and
Speaker 4: I you know, like you have very very high standards
Speaker 4: and specific requests here.
Speaker 2: It just started off with so much potential and.
Speaker 1: Then the ants had to ruin it for you.
Speaker 2: So we're going, Yeah, the lack of the ants would
Speaker 2: have saved it for me, The lack of man's ruined
Speaker 2: it for me.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the ants wouldn't step up for you. We
Speaker 1: will right now. We're gonna call Megan and we're gonna
Speaker 1: ask her why she isn't wanting another date. Why. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and convince her to give you another
Speaker 1: We're gonna give her a reason why to go out
Speaker 1: with him one more time? How about that, Brooke? You
Speaker 1: think of that during the break, We'll come back call Meghan,
Speaker 1: get your second date update right after this.
Speaker 2: Thank you, guys, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Hold on, man. You know what's funny is when you
Speaker 1: think of your social circle, and this is true a
Speaker 1: lot of the times, it's the people you didn't get
Speaker 1: along with at first who later go on to become
Speaker 1: your closest friends and even lovers. So I think Brooke
Speaker 1: might be coming after you so hard right now because
Speaker 1: she actually has a little bit of a crush on you.
Speaker 3: Have you figured that man would read it that way?
Speaker 1: Have you seen a picture of her online? Because Brook,
Speaker 1: would you describe yourself as Kirvy?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: How would you take?
Speaker 4: I have the flattest booty ever, I would describe myself
Speaker 4: as Kirby.
Speaker 1: You're like a little flat back.
Speaker 2: No? No? Uh? Like I said, I know, it's a
Speaker 2: unicorn that I'm looking for here, but a Kirby girl
Speaker 2: who was into nature and just a great conversation.
Speaker 1: You checked at least two of them.
Speaker 3: But I'm talking about me anymore about me?
Speaker 1: I'm shipped like a potato. But do you hate nature?
Speaker 3: What do you offering? You know, like you're asking for
Speaker 3: such like? Hi, I'd like to hear this too. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what what you bringing to the table for this unicorn?
Speaker 1: It sounds like someone's interest. Yeah, I just wants more
Speaker 1: about you.
Speaker 4: I doubt want to take here.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I'm I'm reasonably smart, I'm educated, take
Speaker 2: an interest in a wide variety of I try not
Speaker 2: to be cliche, which is why I try to find
Speaker 2: stupid things like nature scavenger hunch.
Speaker 1: He knows a lot about nature, we know that. And
Speaker 1: he's also humble. You only called himself reasonably smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what I like, but I respect women.
Speaker 2: I love women, and I just want to find the
Speaker 2: right one, that's all.
Speaker 1: He's particular. He feels like the right one was Megan,
Speaker 1: who he met online and they went on a scavenger hunt. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: he did get a little bit frustrated when he couldn't
Speaker 1: find some of the things on their list, like ants.
Speaker 1: So he's hoping that didn't blow it for him. And
Speaker 1: we're going to find out if we can get you
Speaker 1: another chance here.
Speaker 4: All right, And no matter what, Glenn, I'll have a
Speaker 4: little offline conversation with you.
Speaker 2: Well, I told you boot, he does not do it
Speaker 2: for me. About that, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: He's real to Meghan. So let's call her and see
Speaker 1: what she has to say. Here we go, I'm a
Speaker 1: dial number right now.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hello? Is this Meghan?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey Meghan?
Speaker 3: Can we apologize now?
Speaker 1: Why we want to talk to you a little bit?
Speaker 2: Megan?
Speaker 1: You're on the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, what is this?
Speaker 3: Well, just no, I'm on your side. What we're talking
Speaker 3: about it was important to start out the game.
Speaker 1: We're a morning show, Megan, and we do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called a second Date Update. That's what
Speaker 1: this is. We're trying to help one of our listeners
Speaker 1: who went on a date with you recently. His name
Speaker 1: is Glenn.
Speaker 3: Do you remember Glenn? Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah I do. I don't know why you're calling
Speaker 5: me about him, though.
Speaker 1: Well, he said that he had this big idea to
Speaker 1: do a nature scavenger haunt and it was going okay,
Speaker 1: but then he got a little bit frustrated when certain
Speaker 1: things in nature weren't making themselves appear to you, guys.
Speaker 4: I think what it was is that he had the
Speaker 4: idea of a perfect date for you and it wasn't
Speaker 4: panning out, and so he let his frustrations get the
Speaker 4: better of him.
Speaker 1: Do you agree with that.
Speaker 5: Well, he seems to have a temper and it wasn't
Speaker 5: it wasn't necessarily, it wasn't focused on me per se.
Speaker 5: But he would go from zero to just letting loose
Speaker 5: a string of curses because he couldn't find the ants
Speaker 5: on this checklist and he was so into it. He
Speaker 5: had this laser focus on completing his task, and he
Speaker 5: was getting red faced and really mad about it.
Speaker 1: Weird that is such a we spoke to him, we
Speaker 1: didn't get that impression at all.
Speaker 3: Because.
Speaker 4: This guy, I mean, did you tell him to calm down?
Speaker 2: Well, I was.
Speaker 5: I was trying to redirect, was trying to ask about himself.
Speaker 5: I was trying to find out his other interests, and
Speaker 5: instead he would start giving me this litany of facts
Speaker 5: like the Latin name for dandelion and what who are
Speaker 5: the pollinators for it? And I was like, I'd rather
Speaker 5: know about you, So my understanding.
Speaker 1: You're like, that's the reason that you're not calling him
Speaker 1: back because you felt maybe had a little bit of
Speaker 1: a temper.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's one of them.
Speaker 3: Oh there's more red flags.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 5: The other one was that the man that I met
Speaker 5: that day didn't match up with the man that was
Speaker 5: described in his profile.
Speaker 3: Really, I am very interested.
Speaker 5: In the way he described himself at based on the
Speaker 5: photos I saw, he described as bold as athletic, and
Speaker 5: that really appealed to me because I go rafting. I
Speaker 5: love that stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's great, But you said he said he looked athletic,
Speaker 1: and when you showed up, what did he look like
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 5: Well, he looked he looked soft.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a.
Speaker 5: I don't know about all that. He just didn't look
Speaker 5: as sturdy as in his photos, and and he was
Speaker 5: getting winded while we were just walking around that park.
Speaker 5: I know he was getting mad, but I was paying
Speaker 5: attention to the fact that he was getting out of breath.
Speaker 1: Brook, Why aren't you getting outraged at her? For the
Speaker 1: honesty of it all?
Speaker 3: Is so amazing.
Speaker 1: The hypocrisy of you right now, because the athletic body
Speaker 1: style is unattainable magazine.
Speaker 6: We started a conversation and he was moaning about how
Speaker 6: women mislabeled themselves and how horrible they are for calling
Speaker 6: themselves curby, and then he has the audacity to mislabel himself.
Speaker 1: I think we're we're finding out a little bit too
Speaker 1: much information at this point. It's a little oversharing, and
Speaker 1: I need to let you know at this point that
Speaker 1: Glenn is on the other line and has been hearing
Speaker 1: all of this.
Speaker 2: Oy oh hi oh hi.
Speaker 3: Legs on that one.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I don't know if I was out
Speaker 2: of breath so much, but I was. I was a
Speaker 2: little breathless in your presence.
Speaker 1: I guess, Glenn, what do you think of that? She
Speaker 1: doesn't think that you're athletic looking.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, everyone goes through cycles. Everyone has uh,
Speaker 2: you know, good good weeks, bad weeks.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: So you're asking for a little bit of empathy, maybe
Speaker 4: a little bit of of.
Speaker 2: Course, of course, you know everyone's work in progress everyone.
Speaker 1: That's a really smart thing to say.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe if you actually gave that to other people
Speaker 4: then you would receive it back, the empathy.
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just speechless there because No, I think
Speaker 2: she's perfect the way she is. I just I'm just
Speaker 2: I'm just so frustrated, aggravated with myself.
Speaker 1: For aggravated, Bro Megan, we haven't heard from you. I mean,
Speaker 1: what now you can talk to Glenn and tell him,
Speaker 1: tell him about his soft body and how disappoint.
Speaker 2: All.
Speaker 5: So, I don't think I need to repeat myself. I
Speaker 5: didn't mean any offense.
Speaker 2: If no, I know, I can. I can definitely work
Speaker 2: on the softness. I guess there's not much I can
Speaker 2: do about the butterflies and migration.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're still worried about the Glenn.
Speaker 3: I mean, why are you using old photos again?
Speaker 2: Another fault of mine. I put up a couple of
Speaker 2: old photos. I haven't updated my photos and yeah, put
Speaker 2: on a few pounds and then that's my fault too. Everything.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't have to beat yourself up over it.
Speaker 1: Don't be mad. You may beat himself, yeah, cushion. But Glenn,
Speaker 1: we want to help you here, man, We want to
Speaker 1: get you another day.
Speaker 4: Maybe if we could just end with you saying one
Speaker 4: nice thing about Glenn, that would help Glenn, because I
Speaker 4: think what Glenn should work on is maybe himself for
Speaker 4: a while.
Speaker 5: I yeah, I'm kind to agree with that, all right.
Speaker 1: So let's think of one nice thing to say.
Speaker 5: I would say the nicest thing that I noticed you
Speaker 5: head going for yourself were your manners and how you
Speaker 5: treated me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a real positive Glenn.
Speaker 1: What do you think of that? Glenn?
Speaker 2: I certainly appreciate that, and like I said, I try
Speaker 2: to be as respectful as as possible. Uh maybe maybe
Speaker 2: the frustration that I point to myself, I should probably
Speaker 2: have a few more manners towards myself too.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's a moment of growth.
Speaker 2: Be nice to yourself, buddy. Okay, maybe, But the dating
Speaker 2: thing is this jungle of dating thing, it's it's horrible.
Speaker 2: So I probably just got over excited that that I
Speaker 2: thought I actually found someone I could connect with.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's get out of the jungle and let's
Speaker 1: just go back to the park. And we want to
Speaker 1: send you on a date that we will pay for,
Speaker 1: like a little bit of a redo. What do you
Speaker 1: think of that, Glenn.
Speaker 5: If we can do something where you can be a
Speaker 5: little more curious about me and less about the greenery
Speaker 5: the environment, I would say yes to another.
Speaker 1: Wow, nice Glenn.
Speaker 2: I would love another chance. And I am very curious
Speaker 2: about you. I'm super curious about you, and I promise
Speaker 2: I will try as hard as I can to not
Speaker 2: get in my own way and screw things up.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, look at that. It's a successful second date update,
Speaker 1: even though Brooke tried to sabotage it the entire time
Speaker 1: with her flat behind.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of red flats.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, Book, there's someone out there for you too.
Speaker 1: Looking Jeffrey in the morning,