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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred d hy away.

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Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d hy aways on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: I'm five. Hello, all right, I was looking for Mike. Yep, Mike. Hey, man, Um,

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Speaker 1: this is Seth McElroy. I'm the manager here at Jim

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Speaker 1: That's what's going on. Um, not much, I just I

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Speaker 1: got to talk to you for a second. According to

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Speaker 1: our files, you've been coming into our gym for about

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Speaker 1: two years now. Yeah, I guess it's been about two year,

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Speaker 1: would be about two years next month? Um? Did I

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Speaker 1: not my up to date on my doors or what? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You are, but listen, um, after what happened last Thursday,

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Speaker 1: you're not welcome back to the gym anymore. Man, what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? I don't want to have to

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Speaker 1: say it thurday. I don't want to have to say

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Speaker 1: it out loud. We both know what happened last Thursday.

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Speaker 1: If we we can just leave it as it is

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Speaker 1: and be cool and you, I'm sure you can find

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Speaker 1: another gem, but you can't come back here, Okay, dude,

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Speaker 1: I literally have no idea what you're talking about right now.

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Speaker 1: Come on, give me some kind of a clue. You

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Speaker 1: can't just leave me like that. You want me to

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Speaker 1: really say this out loud. There are other people around

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Speaker 1: right now listening. Yeah, what is it? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? I'm talking about last Thursday when you were

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Speaker 1: caught in the shower using an adult toy on yourself.

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Speaker 1: What We have multiple eyewitnesses that saw you doing it,

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Speaker 1: and maybe we wouldn't have known about it if you

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Speaker 1: didn't leave the toy in the shower. What what was

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Speaker 1: you talking about? I guess for future reference the next

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Speaker 1: time you plan on doing that at a gym, take

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Speaker 1: all your equipment with you and don't leave. There's back

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Speaker 1: up here for a minute. All right. First of all,

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Speaker 1: that was not me. Whoever is saying this is lying

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Speaker 1: to you. I'm holding this thing in my hand right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And everybody says that you were using

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Speaker 1: it in the shower, and they said it was a

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Speaker 1: rather long disturbing session in the show. So much a

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Speaker 1: long session? Yeah, you gotta be kidding me. So it

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Speaker 1: was a short session that you were doing in there. No,

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Speaker 1: there was no session, man, there was no session. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what's considered long or

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Speaker 1: short to you. All I know is you were doing

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Speaker 1: stuff in the shower to yourself. What you're doing anything, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now that's like, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna kick me out of the gym because somebody

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Speaker 1: else said. No, I'm not going to kick you out

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Speaker 1: of the gym because of what somebody else said. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to kick you out of the gym because of

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Speaker 1: what you were doing. What you're doing anything, man, I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you right now, I'm what you're doing. Man, this

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Speaker 1: is unbelievable. You were you were, You were abusing yourself

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Speaker 1: in the shower on our facilitation, choosing myself. If you

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Speaker 1: want your toy back, I'll give it back to you.

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Speaker 1: Just gotta tell me what I'm telling you, a live man.

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Speaker 1: I don't want the toy. I've never the toy a

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Speaker 1: sex toy in my life. So you said you don't

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Speaker 1: own this thing for the lost time, dude, and I

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Speaker 1: am not gonna say this again, I do not. I

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Speaker 1: do not own a sex toy, do not own any

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Speaker 1: sex toy. That's even worse than I thought, so you're

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Speaker 1: renting this thing? Problem with Well, you said you don't

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Speaker 1: own it. That means that makes me assume that you're

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Speaker 1: renting it. That is close, idiot. I get that we're

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Speaker 1: in a recession and you need to save money, but

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Speaker 1: renting adult toys. I said possession, not recession. Oh you

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Speaker 1: said to me, did you say obsession? It's your obsession.

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Speaker 1: That's not It's not my obsession. It's not my procession.

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Speaker 1: It's not my recession. I don't have anything to do

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Speaker 1: with whatever tickles your fancy, whatever you're into. I get

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Speaker 1: that's your obsession. Man, that's cool, but just can't do

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Speaker 1: it at the gym anymore. You're seeing me a little

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Speaker 1: piece of imna. Get on there right now, and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna take you back. You hear you try to come

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Speaker 1: at me, I'm gonna smack you right across the face

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Speaker 1: with this thing. You don't know, man that you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna poke you right in the eye with it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna two wight now are you? Are you right now?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick your at Mike, Mike, I gotta I

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Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you. I don't work at the

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Speaker 1: gym and man, this is actually Jewil from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning on moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Why it's a joke, man,

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? What the hell is your problem?

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Speaker 1: Your friend Dieter set you up. He said that you

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Speaker 1: have a short fuse. Oh my god. If I get

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Speaker 1: my hands on Deeter, I plan on using that sixty

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Speaker 1: on hands You hear me, that's weird. That's about what

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Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, okay, week up every morning with Mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenty point five