1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,719 Speaker 1: Might come as a shock to you. It's the Jewels show, 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: not that part. Hopefully that's not shock. Hopefully knew what 3 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:08,479 Speaker 1: it was, but this might come as a shock. People 4 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:14,160 Speaker 1: can be pretty stupid sometimes not shocking labels and everything. Yeah, 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,760 Speaker 1: not shocking at all. I guess. Well, there's a thread 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,079 Speaker 1: going viral right now on the internets from doctors of 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,920 Speaker 1: the dumbest things that they've heard from patients. But it's 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 1: so long. Yeah, I think about it. Anytimes you've been 9 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: to the doctor for something that you think is is 10 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: a huge issue, Yeah, and you show it to the 11 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 1: doctor and I'm like, yeah, that's normal, that's perfectly fine. Like, well, 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,239 Speaker 1: I've been stressing about this for five months now, and 13 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 1: I was pretty sure I was going to come in 14 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:38,639 Speaker 1: here and be told I had a week to live. 15 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: And they're like, no, that's a hangnail. That kind of 16 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,040 Speaker 1: stuff happens to doctors all the time. And they recently 17 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: asked a bunch of doctors the dumbest things that people 18 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: have ever said to them, and why don't we go 19 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,199 Speaker 1: over some of the top answers? Shall we do? It? 20 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 1: Is to show you how dumb the human races. One 21 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: doctor said that a baby had a really bad diaper 22 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: rash because the mom had been pouring water into new 23 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:04,639 Speaker 1: diapers before putting them on. What because she said that 24 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: she thought you were supposed to because diaper ads always 25 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 1: show people pouring water, you know, ye for the absorption, Yeah, 26 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: show how absorbing it or whatever. She thought that was 27 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: the way you're supposed to use the diaper. See. That 28 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 1: is the person that actually needs the labels on the 29 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: back of photos that I don't kill yourself if you. 30 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,839 Speaker 1: I mean, that's actually confusing. Is that like a birth 31 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: effect in your brain? Idea? And something else to think 32 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: about that person raising a child? That should scare you. 33 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: And we're going over the list of some of the 34 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 1: dumbest things that doctors have ever heard from patients. A 35 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: woman read that drinking your own p was a good idea. 36 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, not unless like you filter it 37 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: some way. Yeah, And the doctor said that she drank 38 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: only that, so she was just bio recycling the whole 39 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: doc bio recycling and drinking your own Wow. So she 40 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,160 Speaker 1: was just drinking her own p and that's it and 41 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: ended up having kidney issues. Yeah, I bet, Yeah, probably 42 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: not the right thing to do. So I shouldn't. Isn't 43 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,679 Speaker 1: it like survival guide You'll like supposed to do that, 44 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 1: you can do it. I think it's um there's a 45 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,359 Speaker 1: certain amount of hours and a certain way to do 46 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 1: it where you can get nutrients from it. No, if 47 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: you really need it for survival, yeah, I'm not willing 48 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 1: to try that though, I'd rather just die in the wilderness. 49 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,760 Speaker 1: She also has a woomle down the street, so she 50 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,639 Speaker 1: doesn't need to do it. Yeah, yeah, suck. Another thing 51 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 1: that is one of the dumbest things doctors have heard 52 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 1: patients say. According to this list that's going viral right now, 53 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 1: a doctor mentioned that his back was hurting and the 54 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: person he was talking to immediately diagnosed him with spinal cancer. 55 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: I guess is that a joke? Yeah? They were they 56 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 1: were wrong. Text in four one or six one. If 57 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: you're a doctor, could we borrow some money? And then also, 58 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,799 Speaker 1: how many times do people come into your office and 59 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,359 Speaker 1: think that they know better than you? I bet you 60 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: doctor get that so much. It's probably It reminds me 61 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,839 Speaker 1: when I went to the physical therapist and I'm like, yeah, 62 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: I think, like I tore my rotator cuff and he's like, so, 63 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: why do you think that. Yeah, He's like, way, did 64 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: you go to school? That was the perfect way to 65 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: say it too, Just instead of going, well, let's look 66 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 1: at it, he's like, m okay, and tell me what 67 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: your expertise is. Because I had this is my clinic. 68 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 1: Could be a lot of schooling for it, So why right, 69 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: I'll just get to work. We're going over a list 70 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 1: of the dumbest things that doctors have heard from patients. 71 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,680 Speaker 1: Another one says someone had a cut that was seriously 72 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 1: infected and it turned out that they actually rubbed dirt 73 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,519 Speaker 1: in it because they heard that it would stimulate the 74 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 1: immune response in the body. No way, don't rub more 75 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: bacteria in your cut that you were worried about getting bacteria. 76 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: They probably took that saying as well, like, actually, literally 77 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: the one that goes when you rubbed, rubbeddrting it. That's 78 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,240 Speaker 1: probably where they got it. And when they were a kid, 79 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: someone said just rubbed some dirt and walk it off, 80 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,600 Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, I guess that's what you 81 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: have to do. Then I don't even know why they 82 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: went to the doctor. They were doing the right thing, 83 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 1: according to them. This is the dumbest things that doctors 84 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 1: have heard from patience. By the way, like I said, 85 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 1: if your doctor text in for word six, one would 86 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: love to hear some of the dumb things you've heard. 87 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: And the number one response on this list of the 88 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: dumbest thing that doctors have heard from patients a guy 89 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: showed up to the er with a minor cut and 90 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: there was red powder all over his hand, and it 91 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: turned out that he put paprika on it. Paprika the 92 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: pepper to stop the bleeding. I have no idea, it 93 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: doesn't go in any more detail, but I would love 94 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: to know why that guy thought paprika stopped bleeding for 95 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 1: the same color. Yeah, all right, Remember if you miss 96 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 1: anything on the show, you can always find it on 97 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,159 Speaker 1: the internets at the Jewil Show, on TikTok and Instagram. 98 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: You can follow all of us individually. I'm at jewbwl Fresh, 99 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,600 Speaker 1: I'm at that Dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio.