Speaker 1: Looking jewels. Second d I don't understand why dating is
Speaker 1: so hard for people. Why, especially now, I feel like
Speaker 1: the bar has been set so low that really all
Speaker 1: you need are three things to be successful in dating.
Speaker 1: Really a pulse, a slight command of whatever language it
Speaker 1: is that you want to speak on your date, and
Speaker 1: some sort of currency or working debit card so you
Speaker 1: can either pay or chip in for the date that
Speaker 1: you're on and it should be successful and you should
Speaker 1: get a second one. There's already two or three people
Speaker 1: that are saying that's too much. I know, they're like, damn,
Speaker 1: see what I mean? So hard? And Aaron is on
Speaker 1: the phone right now. Unfortunately for him, his date didn't
Speaker 1: go very well either. What's up, Aaron? How are you
Speaker 1: all right? Aaron? Are you talking to yourself? For us?
Speaker 1: I could probably guess where your date didn't go very well? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm really nervous. It's okay. My name is not Aaron,
Speaker 1: but my middle name is Aaron's. We can go buy that.
Speaker 1: How about that? So it's all good, Aaron. You didn't
Speaker 1: make a mistake there, all right? Oh my god, let's
Speaker 1: get into it. Aaron. Tell us a little bit about
Speaker 1: the girl you want to call today for a second
Speaker 1: date out date. So, yeah, this is Melinda. This is
Speaker 1: are you changing your name? Now? A TOLDA this girl
Speaker 1: is Melinda? My bad. Okay. I've met Melinda on Tender
Speaker 1: a couple weeks ago, and we had a date last
Speaker 1: week and it was a little strange, but it went.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a good date. And now I
Speaker 1: just haven't heard anything back from her yet. Okay, And
Speaker 1: how was it strange? Well, first off, she had me
Speaker 1: pick her up, which isn't that bad. But when I
Speaker 1: got there to her house, her mom entered the door
Speaker 1: at first, so I was a little confused because like,
Speaker 1: it looks like the person in the photos. But oh,
Speaker 1: you thought the mom was a Tender date for a second. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I I kind of flubbed up in the beginning
Speaker 1: by hitting on her mom. Yeah, I mean I thought
Speaker 1: it was Belinda. So I just was like, oh hey,
Speaker 1: and I was trying to be nice because I thought maybe,
Speaker 1: you know, she had just changed the photo or her
Speaker 1: photo shops it or something, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: you look nice. So how long did you hit on
Speaker 1: her mom before you realized it wasn't her? I mean
Speaker 1: maybe twenty thirty seconds, not that long and you look
Speaker 1: nice as a pretty innocent thing to say. Yeah, does
Speaker 1: she live with her mom or was her? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: she lives with her mom, but she is really cute.
Speaker 1: And wait now I'm confused the mom or Melinda. Well,
Speaker 1: actually both of them a little bit, but mostly Melinda.
Speaker 1: She's definitely the cuter of the two, you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she's a little bit cutter than her mom, but
Speaker 1: you'd take either one. Yeah, But I mean I want
Speaker 1: to be clear, like it's Melinda that I'm interested in here,
Speaker 1: you know, when you guys talked to her, I want
Speaker 1: to make sure this is what I feel might have
Speaker 1: ruined the date though the first place, so I don't
Speaker 1: want to end up taking myself a deeper hole. Wait
Speaker 1: what do you mean by that? Well, when Melinda walked
Speaker 1: in and I realized that it was her mother, I
Speaker 1: had been talking to you to begin with. I made
Speaker 1: a really bad joke. What was the joke? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: Well I looked at her mother and I said, you
Speaker 1: look so good, I might as well go out with you.
Speaker 1: Oh what did her mother say? They just kind of
Speaker 1: looked at each other. No, they didn't want so it
Speaker 1: didn't go over like you thought it would. No, I've
Speaker 1: kind of laughable bit trying to break the ice, but
Speaker 1: it didn't really didn't really land. Oh man, So you
Speaker 1: really started off this date right? Yeah, I wasn't the
Speaker 1: best start, but then we ended up going up. We
Speaker 1: saw a movie and that was good because then I
Speaker 1: couldn't talk anymore. Like, let's go somewhere where I don't
Speaker 1: have to say any words because I clearly keep digging
Speaker 1: myself in a hole. Yeah, pretty much. It felt good
Speaker 1: not to have to talk. So once the movie was
Speaker 1: over and you had to engage her again in conversation,
Speaker 1: how did it go? It was okay? I asked if
Speaker 1: she wanted to go get a drink after, but she
Speaker 1: said that her mom had been texting her and she
Speaker 1: had to go back home. Okay. Was there a reason
Speaker 1: in or details like was it an emergency? No, she
Speaker 1: just said that her mom was wondering where she was.
Speaker 1: And you are over the age of eighteen, right, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely okay, and she is too, all right, so her
Speaker 1: mom wanted her to come back home. No, No, she
Speaker 1: didn't say that. She just said that she was wondering
Speaker 1: where she was. I mean, I thought it was a
Speaker 1: little strange too. You know it's not the best eggedit? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because like it's kind of apparent. I mean, you picked
Speaker 1: her up at her mom's house she's on a date. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought it was fishy too. You know, I asked
Speaker 1: to see it, and she wouldn't show it to me.
Speaker 1: You asked to see the text message? Yeah, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't believe you for one second. Show me that
Speaker 1: text message. It's not going to get drinks with me
Speaker 1: right now. That is a guy who is definitely struck
Speaker 1: out on tender before. Yeah, I realized that was probably
Speaker 1: the end of it right there. Why do you want
Speaker 1: to call her again? I mean everything about this date
Speaker 1: sounds horrible. I mean I a good time with her
Speaker 1: when you weren't talking. Yeah, the movie was great, Okay,
Speaker 1: so everything other than the movie was terrible. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: this is my second tender date, and the first one
Speaker 1: looked nothing like the pictures. This one, at least definitely
Speaker 1: was the right person. I mean, even her mom looked
Speaker 1: sort of like them, and that is a success in
Speaker 1: today's dating world. At least it was the right person.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna go out on a limb here
Speaker 1: and just say you probably didn't kiss at the end
Speaker 1: of the date. No, no, okay, well here's what we do.
Speaker 1: Will play a song, come back, call her and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, all right, sounds good looking,
Speaker 1: jubil in the morning date. Everybody knows that the key
Speaker 1: to a woman's heart is through the mommy. That's right,
Speaker 1: Make the mommy like you, and the daughter's gonna like
Speaker 1: you too. The mom would feel good and the daughter's
Speaker 1: gonna feel good. Talking about Aaron, who's on the phone
Speaker 1: to do a second date update right now. He made
Speaker 1: a very awkward joke about his date's mom, and he
Speaker 1: thinks that's the reason he's not getting a call back.
Speaker 1: If you missed the first part. He met a girl
Speaker 1: on tender, showed up at her house and her mom
Speaker 1: answered the door. It took him a few minutes to
Speaker 1: figure out that her mom wasn't her, because he's like, well,
Speaker 1: I met her on Tinder, maybe the picture was different
Speaker 1: or something. Once he finally figured out that it was
Speaker 1: her mom, he then made the joke of hey, you're
Speaker 1: pretty hot, I should probably take you out too, and
Speaker 1: they didn't find that very funny, so he ended up
Speaker 1: taking her to a movie and then after the movie,
Speaker 1: she said she got a text message from her mom
Speaker 1: saying that she had to go, and then she left,
Speaker 1: and that's the last he's heard from her. And we're
Speaker 1: about to get her on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: if the mommy joke did him in. He ready to
Speaker 1: give her a call? Yeah? Hey, dam ready, all right,
Speaker 1: what are you doing there, Aaron? I was just putting
Speaker 1: the cat. Aaron, you have a real knack for making
Speaker 1: everything awkward in your life, don't you. Oh yeah, betting
Speaker 1: the cat? A right, Yeah, I can understand it. Let's concentrate. Okay, yeah, ready,
Speaker 1: cats off my laugh. Hi good. I'm gonna dial her
Speaker 1: phone number right now and find out why she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back. Okay, okay, cool, thanks, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna dial the phone. Um, here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Melinda? Please? This is Melnda. Hey Melinda,
Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. H Hi Hi? Hi? Are you familiar
Speaker 1: with the show? Um? Yeah, A little? Yeah? Cool? Oh? Hi? Hi? Everyone?
Speaker 1: Yeah is here? You don't we don't normally do these
Speaker 1: phone calls where people actually know who we are. Usually
Speaker 1: they're always confused I'm still confused. Don't don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: Any idea why we might be calling you today? Um?
Speaker 1: Is it a prank? Thing? That would be a really
Speaker 1: bad prank at this point? Yeah, I guess. Congratulations, Melinda,
Speaker 1: you're about to star in a second date update. Oh wow, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know who what have emailed us? Uh, there's two options.
Speaker 1: I went out recently with a guy named Aaron, and
Speaker 1: then I went out with a guy named Mike. Okay,
Speaker 1: my god, I'm sad for you that you have multiple
Speaker 1: options for this. Yeah, yeah, I know you're you're Yeah,
Speaker 1: well horrible, don't don't ever be single. Out of those
Speaker 1: two dates, which one do you think would email a
Speaker 1: radio show to call you Aaron or Mike? Oh? Um,
Speaker 1: it's still difficult. Um, I'm guessing eron congratulations Correctly. Aaron
Speaker 1: emailed us and told us about your date and wanted
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and ask why
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back. And he seems like one
Speaker 1: of the most awkward people ever. He's quite special, like
Speaker 1: he's God's he's he's a very special guy, like he's
Speaker 1: he's not like my special guy. But it was a
Speaker 1: bit of a weird date's. I mean, even his recap
Speaker 1: of the date sounded kind of weird. Oh, what's his
Speaker 1: take on it? His take on it was that he
Speaker 1: showed up to your house and I guess your mom
Speaker 1: was there. You live with your mom or something? Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and at first he thought your mom was you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He told us about that mistake. Yeah, and then he
Speaker 1: told us about the awkward joke that he made about, Hey,
Speaker 1: you're kind of cute, maybe I should take you out
Speaker 1: too to your mother? Yeah? Could you're laughing now? But
Speaker 1: he said that it was dead silence from both of you,
Speaker 1: and he told the joke. Oh yeah, I'm laughing now
Speaker 1: because it's so it's so cringeworthy. The first ten seconds
Speaker 1: of your tender date and he's he's hitting on your mom, Like,
Speaker 1: did you know he was joking with that? Or did
Speaker 1: you think he was serious? He didn't really make it
Speaker 1: that clear, like we all hoped he was joking, but
Speaker 1: that's why we weren't laughing. So all that happens, he
Speaker 1: kind of hits on your mom in front of you,
Speaker 1: and it's awkward, but you still decided to go out
Speaker 1: to the movies with him. Why I thought I'd give
Speaker 1: him a chance. He didn't seem like a mean guy.
Speaker 1: He was just really awkward. Okay, okay, that's not even
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing that he did. It's not he upped himself. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: he stepped up the game. We were standing in line
Speaker 1: at the movie theater and he was so nervously. He
Speaker 1: turned around and he said, you know, like that comment
Speaker 1: that I made about your mom, I didn't really mean it.
Speaker 1: And I said, I know, I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about it ever again. And he was like he was
Speaker 1: like no, no, like you're my type. And I said
Speaker 1: thank you, like I get it. And he takes out
Speaker 1: his wall. He's like, no, no no, no, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: prove it to you, like you're really really my type.
Speaker 1: And he from his bond. He takes this folded like
Speaker 1: torn out paper from a magazine and it's looked super worn,
Speaker 1: like so it's been there for a while, okay, And
Speaker 1: he unfolds it and it's a picture of like a
Speaker 1: model in a wedding dress. What And he goes see,
Speaker 1: like she even looks a little like you, Like this
Speaker 1: is like this is like my perfect chick. What wait?
Speaker 1: He pulled out a wedding picture of a girl in
Speaker 1: a bridle gown and said, you're my type because you
Speaker 1: look like this woman. Yeah, I know, he said, like,
Speaker 1: this is my perfect chick. You even kind of look
Speaker 1: like her. I always carried with me. It's like, remind
Speaker 1: me of what I'm after. And whoa, what do you say? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was just speachless. I have something to say. I
Speaker 1: have something to say. Okay, Aaron, we'll get to you now.
Speaker 1: I guess what, Oh, Melinda, that's Aaron. He's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my, oh my gosh. Yeah. And if you couldn't
Speaker 1: hear me over you're chuckling. I have something to say,
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, I don't normally show that to people.
Speaker 1: I just pulled it out because I felt like I
Speaker 1: messed up so bad with your mom and you, and
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted to show that, you know, I
Speaker 1: wasn't interested in your mom. WHOA is this? Is this
Speaker 1: for real? Is this really happening? Yes? It is. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was trying to flatter you. How did you think
Speaker 1: that that would be good? Like that that would work? No,
Speaker 1: Like I said, that's a picture of my perfect chick,
Speaker 1: and you know, you like look like her and you're
Speaker 1: my type, not your mom. That is like one of
Speaker 1: the worst ways I've ever had someone do that, Karen.
Speaker 1: Do you to not get that? Like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: seeing anything in a wedding dress on a first date
Speaker 1: that's already going pretty poorly is going to maybe backfire. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean the wedding dresses and what's important. That's just
Speaker 1: a happenstance, you know. I mean, the point is that's
Speaker 1: like the perfect girl for me and the sort of
Speaker 1: looks like her, and that's the point. Okay, that is
Speaker 1: so weird. Man, Oh thank you? Yeah, so now you
Speaker 1: guys know why I didn't came back. No, I still
Speaker 1: don't get it. I think that was a very nice compliment.
Speaker 1: Pull out wedding scrapbook material. How long have you had
Speaker 1: this picture in your wallet? Aaron? Just like three years, dude,
Speaker 1: ar And not to mention, I mean the wedding dress aside. Okay,
Speaker 1: even if that's not the point, You're basing your ideal
Speaker 1: woman on a picture of someone that's that's also like
Speaker 1: kind of shallow. Man. Jeez, guys, are they're gonna be
Speaker 1: on my side? I mean, it's just a photo in
Speaker 1: a magazine, A creepy photo that you showed me like
Speaker 1: on our first date. Well, I wasn't I had to
Speaker 1: show you the photo. It's fine, and accidentally asked your
Speaker 1: mom out. If that wouldn't have happened, you would have
Speaker 1: never known that that photo was in his wallet. I
Speaker 1: guess I'm it's good that I knew early on, So
Speaker 1: thank you. That's great. That's good, Ared. I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess you have good intentions, But it sounds like nothing
Speaker 1: went right on this date. No, well, you guys don't
Speaker 1: forget about how great the movie was. You did say
Speaker 1: earlier that you really liked the movie. You guys saw.
Speaker 1: Well in that case, Oh my god, Melinda, would you
Speaker 1: like to go out with Aaron one more time? We
Speaker 1: will pay for a second. No, you didn't even let
Speaker 1: me finish. Yeah, we'll pay for it. No, I'm good. Thanks.
Speaker 1: You are his dream girl, you know, Actually she isn't
Speaker 1: really my dream girl. My dream girl is in the
Speaker 1: photo for the magazine in my wall. Oh a definite No,
Speaker 1: all right, broken Jupil in the morning text in at
Speaker 1: seven eight, five nine two. That's probably the creepiest thing
Speaker 1: I've ever heard about Today's second date update that was
Speaker 1: taped when Brooke was here. Brooke is out on maternity
Speaker 1: to leaving Jackie is filling in. But Aaron wanted to
Speaker 1: call this dude named Melinda. He thought that she wasn't
Speaker 1: calling him back because he had talked a little too
Speaker 1: much about how her mom was hot because he picked
Speaker 1: her up from the house and her mom answered the door.
Speaker 1: But that wasn't what the reason was. The reason was
Speaker 1: because in his wallet he kept a picture of a
Speaker 1: beautiful woman in a wedding dress. Yes, and he kept
Speaker 1: showing it to her and talking about it because that's
Speaker 1: his dream girl. And he said that she reminds him
Speaker 1: of his dream girl. Just look, that is super creepy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it, though I don't think it's creepy. I
Speaker 1: think his intentions were good. It's huge. I think it's romantic.
Speaker 1: But the way he brought it out and admitted that
Speaker 1: he holds it all the time with him, that's I
Speaker 1: think was what. Yeah, Well, and I think you know,
Speaker 1: everybody does have that image in their mind of who
Speaker 1: they're into, But that doesn't mean we make little paper
Speaker 1: like collages. Yeah, Okay, that's when you kind of cross
Speaker 1: over in a creepy. If he keeps that in his wallet,
Speaker 1: I'd hate to see his wallet her shrine to whoever
Speaker 1: this woman is. All right, remember if you want to
Speaker 1: do a second a update, I'll have to do is
Speaker 1: email the show and we will call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back