WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Ur Mom Is Hawt…

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<v Speaker 1>Looking jewels. Second d I don't understand why dating is

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<v Speaker 1>so hard for people. Why, especially now, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>the bar has been set so low that really all

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<v Speaker 1>you need are three things to be successful in dating.

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<v Speaker 1>Really a pulse, a slight command of whatever language it

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<v Speaker 1>is that you want to speak on your date, and

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<v Speaker 1>some sort of currency or working debit card so you

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<v Speaker 1>can either pay or chip in for the date that

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<v Speaker 1>you're on and it should be successful and you should

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<v Speaker 1>get a second one. There's already two or three people

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<v Speaker 1>that are saying that's too much. I know, they're like, damn,

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<v Speaker 1>see what I mean? So hard? And Aaron is on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone right now. Unfortunately for him, his date didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go very well either. What's up, Aaron? How are you

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<v Speaker 1>all right? Aaron? Are you talking to yourself? For us?

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<v Speaker 1>I could probably guess where your date didn't go very well? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really nervous. It's okay. My name is not Aaron,

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<v Speaker 1>but my middle name is Aaron's. We can go buy that.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that? So it's all good, Aaron. You didn't

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<v Speaker 1>make a mistake there, all right? Oh my god, let's

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<v Speaker 1>get into it. Aaron. Tell us a little bit about

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<v Speaker 1>the girl you want to call today for a second

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<v Speaker 1>date out date. So, yeah, this is Melinda. This is

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<v Speaker 1>are you changing your name? Now? A TOLDA this girl

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<v Speaker 1>is Melinda? My bad. Okay. I've met Melinda on Tender

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<v Speaker 1>a couple weeks ago, and we had a date last

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<v Speaker 1>week and it was a little strange, but it went.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a good date. And now I

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<v Speaker 1>just haven't heard anything back from her yet. Okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>how was it strange? Well, first off, she had me

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<v Speaker 1>pick her up, which isn't that bad. But when I

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<v Speaker 1>got there to her house, her mom entered the door

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<v Speaker 1>at first, so I was a little confused because like,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like the person in the photos. But oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you thought the mom was a Tender date for a second. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I I kind of flubbed up in the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>by hitting on her mom. Yeah, I mean I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was Belinda. So I just was like, oh hey,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was trying to be nice because I thought maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, she had just changed the photo or her

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<v Speaker 1>photo shops it or something, and I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you look nice. So how long did you hit on

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<v Speaker 1>her mom before you realized it wasn't her? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>maybe twenty thirty seconds, not that long and you look

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<v Speaker 1>nice as a pretty innocent thing to say. Yeah, does

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<v Speaker 1>she live with her mom or was her? I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she lives with her mom, but she is really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>And wait now I'm confused the mom or Melinda. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>actually both of them a little bit, but mostly Melinda.

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<v Speaker 1>She's definitely the cuter of the two, you know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's a little bit cutter than her mom, but

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<v Speaker 1>you'd take either one. Yeah, But I mean I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be clear, like it's Melinda that I'm interested in here,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, when you guys talked to her, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure this is what I feel might have

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<v Speaker 1>ruined the date though the first place, so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to end up taking myself a deeper hole. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean by that? Well, when Melinda walked

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<v Speaker 1>in and I realized that it was her mother, I

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<v Speaker 1>had been talking to you to begin with. I made

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<v Speaker 1>a really bad joke. What was the joke? Oh? No,

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<v Speaker 1>Well I looked at her mother and I said, you

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<v Speaker 1>look so good, I might as well go out with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what did her mother say? They just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>looked at each other. No, they didn't want so it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go over like you thought it would. No, I've

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<v Speaker 1>kind of laughable bit trying to break the ice, but

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't really didn't really land. Oh man, So you

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<v Speaker 1>really started off this date right? Yeah, I wasn't the

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<v Speaker 1>best start, but then we ended up going up. We

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<v Speaker 1>saw a movie and that was good because then I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't talk anymore. Like, let's go somewhere where I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to say any words because I clearly keep digging

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<v Speaker 1>myself in a hole. Yeah, pretty much. It felt good

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<v Speaker 1>not to have to talk. So once the movie was

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<v Speaker 1>over and you had to engage her again in conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>how did it go? It was okay? I asked if

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to go get a drink after, but she

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<v Speaker 1>said that her mom had been texting her and she

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<v Speaker 1>had to go back home. Okay. Was there a reason

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<v Speaker 1>in or details like was it an emergency? No, she

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<v Speaker 1>just said that her mom was wondering where she was.

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<v Speaker 1>And you are over the age of eighteen, right, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>definitely okay, and she is too, all right, so her

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<v Speaker 1>mom wanted her to come back home. No, No, she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say that. She just said that she was wondering

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<v Speaker 1>where she was. I mean, I thought it was a

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<v Speaker 1>little strange too. You know it's not the best eggedit? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because like it's kind of apparent. I mean, you picked

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<v Speaker 1>her up at her mom's house she's on a date. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was fishy too. You know, I asked

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<v Speaker 1>to see it, and she wouldn't show it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>You asked to see the text message? Yeah, okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe you for one second. Show me that

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<v Speaker 1>text message. It's not going to get drinks with me

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<v Speaker 1>right now. That is a guy who is definitely struck

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<v Speaker 1>out on tender before. Yeah, I realized that was probably

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<v Speaker 1>the end of it right there. Why do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to call her again? I mean everything about this date

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<v Speaker 1>sounds horrible. I mean I a good time with her

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<v Speaker 1>when you weren't talking. Yeah, the movie was great, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so everything other than the movie was terrible. Well, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my second tender date, and the first one

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<v Speaker 1>looked nothing like the pictures. This one, at least definitely

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<v Speaker 1>was the right person. I mean, even her mom looked

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like them, and that is a success in

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<v Speaker 1>today's dating world. At least it was the right person.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna go out on a limb here

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<v Speaker 1>and just say you probably didn't kiss at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the date. No, no, okay, well here's what we do.

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<v Speaker 1>Will play a song, come back, call her and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. All right, all right, sounds good looking,

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<v Speaker 1>jubil in the morning date. Everybody knows that the key

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<v Speaker 1>to a woman's heart is through the mommy. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>Make the mommy like you, and the daughter's gonna like

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<v Speaker 1>you too. The mom would feel good and the daughter's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna feel good. Talking about Aaron, who's on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>to do a second date update right now. He made

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<v Speaker 1>a very awkward joke about his date's mom, and he

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<v Speaker 1>thinks that's the reason he's not getting a call back.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed the first part. He met a girl

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<v Speaker 1>on tender, showed up at her house and her mom

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<v Speaker 1>answered the door. It took him a few minutes to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out that her mom wasn't her, because he's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I met her on Tinder, maybe the picture was different

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Once he finally figured out that it was

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<v Speaker 1>her mom, he then made the joke of hey, you're

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<v Speaker 1>pretty hot, I should probably take you out too, and

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't find that very funny, so he ended up

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<v Speaker 1>taking her to a movie and then after the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>she said she got a text message from her mom

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<v Speaker 1>saying that she had to go, and then she left,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's the last he's heard from her. And we're

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<v Speaker 1>about to get her on the phone and find out

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<v Speaker 1>if the mommy joke did him in. He ready to

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<v Speaker 1>give her a call? Yeah? Hey, dam ready, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing there, Aaron? I was just putting

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<v Speaker 1>the cat. Aaron, you have a real knack for making

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<v Speaker 1>everything awkward in your life, don't you. Oh yeah, betting

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<v Speaker 1>the cat? A right, Yeah, I can understand it. Let's concentrate. Okay, yeah, ready,

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<v Speaker 1>cats off my laugh. Hi good. I'm gonna dial her

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<v Speaker 1>phone number right now and find out why she's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back. Okay, okay, cool, thanks, all right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna dial the phone. Um, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Melinda? Please? This is Melnda. Hey Melinda,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. H Hi Hi? Hi? Are you familiar

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<v Speaker 1>with the show? Um? Yeah, A little? Yeah? Cool? Oh? Hi? Hi? Everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah is here? You don't we don't normally do these

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<v Speaker 1>phone calls where people actually know who we are. Usually

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<v Speaker 1>they're always confused I'm still confused. Don't don't get me wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Any idea why we might be calling you today? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a prank? Thing? That would be a really

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<v Speaker 1>bad prank at this point? Yeah, I guess. Congratulations, Melinda,

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<v Speaker 1>you're about to star in a second date update. Oh wow, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know who what have emailed us? Uh, there's two options.

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<v Speaker 1>I went out recently with a guy named Aaron, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I went out with a guy named Mike. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I'm sad for you that you have multiple

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<v Speaker 1>options for this. Yeah, yeah, I know you're you're Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well horrible, don't don't ever be single. Out of those

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<v Speaker 1>two dates, which one do you think would email a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show to call you Aaron or Mike? Oh? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>it's still difficult. Um, I'm guessing eron congratulations Correctly. Aaron

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<v Speaker 1>emailed us and told us about your date and wanted

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<v Speaker 1>us to get you on the phone and ask why

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<v Speaker 1>you're not calling him back. And he seems like one

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<v Speaker 1>of the most awkward people ever. He's quite special, like

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<v Speaker 1>he's God's he's he's a very special guy, like he's

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<v Speaker 1>he's not like my special guy. But it was a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a weird date's. I mean, even his recap

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<v Speaker 1>of the date sounded kind of weird. Oh, what's his

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<v Speaker 1>take on it? His take on it was that he

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<v Speaker 1>showed up to your house and I guess your mom

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<v Speaker 1>was there. You live with your mom or something? Oh yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and at first he thought your mom was you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us about that mistake. Yeah, and then he

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<v Speaker 1>told us about the awkward joke that he made about, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you're kind of cute, maybe I should take you out

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<v Speaker 1>too to your mother? Yeah? Could you're laughing now? But

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<v Speaker 1>he said that it was dead silence from both of you,

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<v Speaker 1>and he told the joke. Oh yeah, I'm laughing now

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<v Speaker 1>because it's so it's so cringeworthy. The first ten seconds

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<v Speaker 1>of your tender date and he's he's hitting on your mom, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>did you know he was joking with that? Or did

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<v Speaker 1>you think he was serious? He didn't really make it

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<v Speaker 1>that clear, like we all hoped he was joking, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's why we weren't laughing. So all that happens, he

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hits on your mom in front of you,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's awkward, but you still decided to go out

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<v Speaker 1>to the movies with him. Why I thought I'd give

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<v Speaker 1>him a chance. He didn't seem like a mean guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just really awkward. Okay, okay, that's not even

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<v Speaker 1>the weirdest thing that he did. It's not he upped himself. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he stepped up the game. We were standing in line

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<v Speaker 1>at the movie theater and he was so nervously. He

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<v Speaker 1>turned around and he said, you know, like that comment

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<v Speaker 1>that I made about your mom, I didn't really mean it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, I know, I don't want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it ever again. And he was like he was

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<v Speaker 1>like no, no, like you're my type. And I said

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, like I get it. And he takes out

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<v Speaker 1>his wall. He's like, no, no no, no, no, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>prove it to you, like you're really really my type.

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<v Speaker 1>And he from his bond. He takes this folded like

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<v Speaker 1>torn out paper from a magazine and it's looked super worn,

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<v Speaker 1>like so it's been there for a while, okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>he unfolds it and it's a picture of like a

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<v Speaker 1>model in a wedding dress. What And he goes see,

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<v Speaker 1>like she even looks a little like you, Like this

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<v Speaker 1>is like this is like my perfect chick. What wait?

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<v Speaker 1>He pulled out a wedding picture of a girl in

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<v Speaker 1>a bridle gown and said, you're my type because you

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<v Speaker 1>look like this woman. Yeah, I know, he said, like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my perfect chick. You even kind of look

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<v Speaker 1>like her. I always carried with me. It's like, remind

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<v Speaker 1>me of what I'm after. And whoa, what do you say? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I was just speachless. I have something to say. I

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<v Speaker 1>have something to say. Okay, Aaron, we'll get to you now.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what, Oh, Melinda, that's Aaron. He's actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my, oh my gosh. Yeah. And if you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>hear me over you're chuckling. I have something to say,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Okay, I don't normally show that to people.

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<v Speaker 1>I just pulled it out because I felt like I

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<v Speaker 1>messed up so bad with your mom and you, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I wanted to show that, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't interested in your mom. WHOA is this? Is this

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<v Speaker 1>for real? Is this really happening? Yes? It is. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to flatter you. How did you think

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<v Speaker 1>that that would be good? Like that that would work? No,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, that's a picture of my perfect chick,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, you like look like her and you're

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<v Speaker 1>my type, not your mom. That is like one of

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<v Speaker 1>the worst ways I've ever had someone do that, Karen.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you to not get that? Like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>seeing anything in a wedding dress on a first date

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<v Speaker 1>that's already going pretty poorly is going to maybe backfire. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the wedding dresses and what's important. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>a happenstance, you know. I mean, the point is that's

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<v Speaker 1>like the perfect girl for me and the sort of

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<v Speaker 1>looks like her, and that's the point. Okay, that is

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<v Speaker 1>so weird. Man, Oh thank you? Yeah, so now you

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<v Speaker 1>guys know why I didn't came back. No, I still

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<v Speaker 1>don't get it. I think that was a very nice compliment.

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<v Speaker 1>Pull out wedding scrapbook material. How long have you had

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<v Speaker 1>this picture in your wallet? Aaron? Just like three years, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>ar And not to mention, I mean the wedding dress aside. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>even if that's not the point, You're basing your ideal

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<v Speaker 1>woman on a picture of someone that's that's also like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of shallow. Man. Jeez, guys, are they're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>on my side? I mean, it's just a photo in

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<v Speaker 1>a magazine, A creepy photo that you showed me like

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<v Speaker 1>on our first date. Well, I wasn't I had to

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<v Speaker 1>show you the photo. It's fine, and accidentally asked your

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<v Speaker 1>mom out. If that wouldn't have happened, you would have

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<v Speaker 1>never known that that photo was in his wallet. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'm it's good that I knew early on, So

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. That's great. That's good, Ared. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess you have good intentions, But it sounds like nothing

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<v Speaker 1>went right on this date. No, well, you guys don't

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<v Speaker 1>forget about how great the movie was. You did say

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<v Speaker 1>earlier that you really liked the movie. You guys saw.

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<v Speaker 1>Well in that case, Oh my god, Melinda, would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out with Aaron one more time? We

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<v Speaker 1>will pay for a second. No, you didn't even let

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<v Speaker 1>me finish. Yeah, we'll pay for it. No, I'm good. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>You are his dream girl, you know, Actually she isn't

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<v Speaker 1>really my dream girl. My dream girl is in the

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<v Speaker 1>photo for the magazine in my wall. Oh a definite No,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, broken Jupil in the morning text in at

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<v Speaker 1>seven eight, five nine two. That's probably the creepiest thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever heard about Today's second date update that was

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<v Speaker 1>taped when Brooke was here. Brooke is out on maternity

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<v Speaker 1>to leaving Jackie is filling in. But Aaron wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>call this dude named Melinda. He thought that she wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back because he had talked a little too

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<v Speaker 1>much about how her mom was hot because he picked

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<v Speaker 1>her up from the house and her mom answered the door.

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<v Speaker 1>But that wasn't what the reason was. The reason was

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<v Speaker 1>because in his wallet he kept a picture of a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful woman in a wedding dress. Yes, and he kept

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<v Speaker 1>showing it to her and talking about it because that's

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<v Speaker 1>his dream girl. And he said that she reminds him

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<v Speaker 1>of his dream girl. Just look, that is super creepy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, though I don't think it's creepy. I

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<v Speaker 1>think his intentions were good. It's huge. I think it's romantic.

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<v Speaker 1>But the way he brought it out and admitted that

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<v Speaker 1>he holds it all the time with him, that's I

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<v Speaker 1>think was what. Yeah, Well, and I think you know,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody does have that image in their mind of who

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<v Speaker 1>they're into, But that doesn't mean we make little paper

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<v Speaker 1>like collages. Yeah, Okay, that's when you kind of cross

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<v Speaker 1>over in a creepy. If he keeps that in his wallet,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd hate to see his wallet her shrine to whoever

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<v Speaker 1>this woman is. All right, remember if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do a second a update, I'll have to do is

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<v Speaker 1>email the show and we will call the person who

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<v Speaker 1>didn't call you back