Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello, this is Gary, the automated customer service agent for bank.
Speaker 2: There's been some potentially fraudulent charges on the account ending in.
Speaker 2: If this is the account holder for the account ending in,
Speaker 2: say one. If not, please hang up and have a
Speaker 2: good day.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please
Speaker 2: say one. If not, please say two one. Hello. My
Speaker 2: name is Gary. I'm the automated customer service agent for bank.
Speaker 2: I'm calling with some potentially fraudulent activity on the account
Speaker 2: ending in. If this is the account holder for that account,
Speaker 2: say one. If not, please hang up and have a
Speaker 2: good day.
Speaker 1: One. We've already done this. It's me.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please
Speaker 2: say one. If not, please.
Speaker 1: Say two, one, one one, one, Okay, come on, I
Speaker 1: got stuff to do today. One.
Speaker 2: You selected one. I'm calling in regards to a charge
Speaker 2: on your in the amount of thirteen thousand dollars. What
Speaker 2: if you approve this charge? Please say one. If not,
Speaker 2: please say.
Speaker 1: Two thirteen thousand dollars. What the got it? I'm sorry, person,
Speaker 1: got it? I need to talk to a person.
Speaker 2: Got it? You said one? You approved that.
Speaker 1: I did not. I didn't spend thirteen thousand dollars. I
Speaker 1: need to talk to a person, not a machine.
Speaker 2: Got it? Please hold?
Speaker 1: Thank you God. This is insane. I need spend thirteen
Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Hello, my name is Gary.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Gary, off and give me a person.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: This is insane. I need a person, got it?
Speaker 2: Please hold?
Speaker 1: Thank you Gary.
Speaker 2: Hello, Oh my god, my name is Gary. I'm the
Speaker 2: automated service agent here at bank. We've noticed some activity
Speaker 2: of Gary.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to you, Gary. I want
Speaker 1: to talk to a human being.
Speaker 2: Got it. It sounds like you would like to take
Speaker 2: out an auto loan.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Gary, you give me a person.
Speaker 2: Got it. It sounds like you would like to know
Speaker 2: the percent of our auto rates. Please give me a while.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, Gary, carry no, stop with the music.
Speaker 2: Gary here, Bank, try to make it feel like you're
Speaker 2: on making. When you're on hold, please enjoy the whole music.
Speaker 1: It's from the cab the worst bank ever? Are you
Speaker 1: hitting me? I didn't spend to give me a person, Sary,
Speaker 1: Hell marry No, you mayn I need a person.
Speaker 2: Hello. My name is Gary, Gary, got it?
Speaker 1: Give me a human being. Please, got it? No, you
Speaker 1: don't got it. You don't get it at all, Gary,
Speaker 1: Gary is watching me a person? Gary's watching what? Gary?
Speaker 2: Were respectful?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Gary, Well I think you need to
Speaker 1: do your job Gary and give me a real person.
Speaker 1: You're wasting my time.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you would like to cancel your accounts.
Speaker 2: If yes, say what God say?
Speaker 1: I don't want to catch my account. I need a
Speaker 1: super vibertulations.
Speaker 2: I will need to transfer you to a real person.
Speaker 2: Is that say one? If not, say two?
Speaker 1: Give me a real person? Yes, Gary, got it.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you want to give you your accounts.
Speaker 1: Please No, I know, Harry, I just want to talk
Speaker 1: to a real person. What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Hey? Bank with Oh is this a person?
Speaker 1: Well? Last time I checked, I am.
Speaker 2: I just got back from the bathroom because I had
Speaker 2: a yearn eate and I don't think robots ear innate.
Speaker 1: Why the question? Oh my god, it's just I don't know. Gary,
Speaker 1: Your your robot secretary is like trapping me and saying
Speaker 1: that I have a thirteen thousand dollars charge and then
Speaker 1: I want to hook my account. None of your account?
Speaker 2: I got it?
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't want to take that. Sorry about seven dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know we automated supervised James, My god, no, Jemmy.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is actually Jubile from the Jubil Show doing
Speaker 2: a phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 1: It's a joke.
Speaker 2: What he said that you were really irritated with automated
Speaker 2: phone systems and wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I lost my chips. Were so bad.
Speaker 1: That's so bad. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.