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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings on the twenties. Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, this is Gary, the automated customer service agent for bank.

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Speaker 2: There's been some potentially fraudulent charges on the account ending in.

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Speaker 2: If this is the account holder for the account ending in,

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Speaker 2: say one. If not, please hang up and have a

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Speaker 2: good day.

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Speaker 1: One.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please

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Speaker 2: say one. If not, please say two one. Hello. My

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Speaker 2: name is Gary. I'm the automated customer service agent for bank.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling with some potentially fraudulent activity on the account

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Speaker 2: ending in. If this is the account holder for that account,

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Speaker 2: say one. If not, please hang up and have a

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Speaker 2: good day.

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Speaker 1: One. We've already done this. It's me.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. You said one. To confirm that selection, please

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Speaker 2: say one. If not, please.

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Speaker 1: Say two, one, one one, one, Okay, come on, I

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Speaker 1: got stuff to do today. One.

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Speaker 2: You selected one. I'm calling in regards to a charge

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Speaker 2: on your in the amount of thirteen thousand dollars. What

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Speaker 2: if you approve this charge? Please say one. If not,

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Speaker 2: please say.

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Speaker 1: Two thirteen thousand dollars. What the got it? I'm sorry, person,

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Speaker 1: got it? I need to talk to a person.

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Speaker 2: Got it? You said one? You approved that.

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Speaker 1: I did not. I didn't spend thirteen thousand dollars. I

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Speaker 1: need to talk to a person, not a machine.

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Speaker 2: Got it? Please hold?

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Speaker 1: Thank you God. This is insane. I need spend thirteen

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Hello, my name is Gary.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Gary, off and give me a person.

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Speaker 2: Got it?

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Speaker 1: This is insane. I need a person, got it?

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Speaker 2: Please hold?

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Speaker 1: Thank you Gary.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Oh my god, my name is Gary. I'm the

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Speaker 2: automated service agent here at bank. We've noticed some activity

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Speaker 2: of Gary.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to you, Gary. I want

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Speaker 1: to talk to a human being.

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Speaker 2: Got it. It sounds like you would like to take

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Speaker 2: out an auto loan.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Gary, you give me a person.

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Speaker 2: Got it. It sounds like you would like to know

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Speaker 2: the percent of our auto rates. Please give me a while.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, Gary, carry no, stop with the music.

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Speaker 2: Gary here, Bank, try to make it feel like you're

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Speaker 2: on making. When you're on hold, please enjoy the whole music.

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Speaker 1: It's from the cab the worst bank ever? Are you

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Speaker 1: hitting me? I didn't spend to give me a person, Sary,

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Speaker 1: Hell marry No, you mayn I need a person.

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Speaker 2: Hello. My name is Gary, Gary, got it?

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Speaker 1: Give me a human being. Please, got it? No, you

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Speaker 1: don't got it. You don't get it at all, Gary,

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Speaker 1: Gary is watching me a person? Gary's watching what? Gary?

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Speaker 2: Were respectful?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Gary, Well I think you need to

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Speaker 1: do your job Gary and give me a real person.

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Speaker 1: You're wasting my time.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like you would like to cancel your accounts.

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Speaker 2: If yes, say what God say?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to catch my account. I need a

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Speaker 1: super vibertulations.

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Speaker 2: I will need to transfer you to a real person.

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Speaker 2: Is that say one? If not, say two?

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Speaker 1: Give me a real person? Yes, Gary, got it.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like you want to give you your accounts.

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Speaker 1: Please No, I know, Harry, I just want to talk

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Speaker 1: to a real person. What is wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Bank with Oh is this a person?

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Speaker 1: Well? Last time I checked, I am.

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Speaker 2: I just got back from the bathroom because I had

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Speaker 2: a yearn eate and I don't think robots ear innate.

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Speaker 1: Why the question? Oh my god, it's just I don't know. Gary,

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Speaker 1: Your your robot secretary is like trapping me and saying

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Speaker 1: that I have a thirteen thousand dollars charge and then

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Speaker 1: I want to hook my account. None of your account?

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Speaker 2: I got it?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't want to take that. Sorry about seven dollars.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know we automated supervised James, My god, no, Jemmy.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is actually Jubile from the Jubil Show doing

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Speaker 2: a phone prank on you and your husband set you up.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke.

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Speaker 2: What he said that you were really irritated with automated

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Speaker 2: phone systems and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I lost my chips. Were so bad.

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Speaker 1: That's so bad. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.