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Speaker 1: Hello, how are you girl? I'm doing swell? Oh, I

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Speaker 1: hope everyone to swell.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast with Sydney and Marie.

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Speaker 1: I missed you so much, Sidney.

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Speaker 3: I saw you yesterday and the day before that, and

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Speaker 3: the day before.

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Speaker 1: I asked you yesterday. I don't SERI yesterday. No, well,

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Speaker 1: you know the day is just blend together. Base charged me.

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Speaker 3: On the toilet or something, because come on, but I

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Speaker 3: spoke to you yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I did. I spoke to you as well.

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Speaker 2: I spoke to you at the end of the night

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Speaker 2: and we were key king so shady.

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Speaker 1: What were I don't know how we have any friends. Well, Marie,

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Speaker 1: you're the shadiest. I'm the shadiest.

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Speaker 3: I feel like shadiness involves being like a little bit

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Speaker 3: covert about how you feel about people.

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Speaker 1: But I'm honest.

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Speaker 3: About how I dislike people, you know, like I'm super

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Speaker 3: upfront with my hate.

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Speaker 1: You are, thank you, and I I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: really hate people that much.

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Speaker 4: I feel like you lying.

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Speaker 1: You're an expert at lying.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, listen, Sydney always ecs like really good around company,

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Speaker 3: but behind closed doors, she is a beult. Wait, Sidney,

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Speaker 3: you could be just as mean as me.

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Speaker 2: Oh, and that's only when we're roasting people in their face.

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Speaker 3: We roast people every day though.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm only mean when they're in front of me.

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Speaker 3: You're mean when you would mean, which is every day.

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Speaker 1: Got to back. I've changed. Are you having a good week? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I am.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm out here doing what I can.

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Speaker 2: I just did that one woman show.

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Speaker 1: Fine, Sidney did a one woman show. It was called

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Speaker 1: the Death of a Bottlegirl. It's done. She was supposed

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Speaker 1: to do sixty minutes. She did ninety because she rude, No,

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Speaker 1: she did ninety minutes.

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Speaker 2: No. The stuff that was working, I just like I

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Speaker 2: kept going on and on, and I was like, oh god,

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Speaker 2: I was missing stuff.

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Speaker 1: I was like, should I light her? I wanted you

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Speaker 1: to light me.

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Speaker 2: I was like, damn, I didn't tell Marie to light

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Speaker 2: me at all. I wanted you to light me. At

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Speaker 2: thirty minutes.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to stand in the back and like like

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Speaker 3: a dance mom and be like wrap it up like

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Speaker 3: like a kid's mom, performed like mouthed the words with

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Speaker 3: you and then be.

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Speaker 1: Like and you're done. I know I needed that.

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Speaker 2: I was like looking at Adrian, I was looking at

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Speaker 2: people like is it done? Like should I should I

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Speaker 2: wrap it up? And then finally I was like all right,

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Speaker 2: So that's what was.

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Speaker 3: Going through your head when you were on stage. You

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Speaker 3: were thinking, damn, I've been talking too damn long.

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Speaker 1: My mouth was so dry.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it was like some people's mouths on a regular

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 3: Yes, people who had like the white on their lips.

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Speaker 3: I deaf, had mouth crust.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. I had the ring around the mouth

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Speaker 1: and ring around the mouth full of.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It was disgusting. And I had water. I had water up.

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Speaker 1: I placed the water on stage Tree.

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to light you because I was like,

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Speaker 3: they don't think I'm hating on ree. Can't stand to

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Speaker 3: be not the center of attention. No, and now she's

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Speaker 3: trying to steal Sydney shine.

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Speaker 1: No, you would never.

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Speaker 3: And all your friends were coming up to me like

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Speaker 3: I was mother of the bride. They were like congratulations,

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Speaker 3: and I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, thank you. I didn't do anything. I was

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Speaker 1: like I cut out some of these flyers, but yes

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Speaker 1: you did. You're such a good congrats. It's like I

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Speaker 1: had thank you. That's amazing. So yeah, that's that was

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Speaker 1: That was awesome. You did a great job. Thanks.

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Speaker 3: You gonna do it again though, right, yes, yes, but

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Speaker 3: it's gonna be sixty minutes this term.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's gonna be sixty minutes. I'm gonna go over it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on time.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing said.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you guys, not only did Sydney do

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Speaker 3: ninety minutes, she still had another half.

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Speaker 1: Hour of show left. Shut up she was.

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Speaker 3: She could have gone for another half hour. But I

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Speaker 3: was like, damn, I gotta pee bad. Like I got

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Speaker 3: up to pee you did. Yeah, I got up to peing.

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Speaker 3: When I came back, I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, Carolina, let's wait to see.

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Speaker 3: Like I didn't want to come in while you were

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Speaker 3: like in the middle of talking. So I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I think there's another act left. And then it sounded

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Speaker 3: like people getting ready to start clapping at the end,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, we missing the end of the show.

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Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, Marie, thank you so much. Were you there?

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Speaker 1: When I was like being all like sensitive, no, thank

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Speaker 1: god I missed that. You missed it? Oh gosh, thank goodness.

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Speaker 1: Oh you were you cried? Did you cry?

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Speaker 3: Thug tears?

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Speaker 2: Nah?

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Speaker 1: But people were about to cry. I was talking very serious.

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Speaker 3: You see, God got me okay because he knows I

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Speaker 3: don't need to be there for those teas.

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Speaker 1: I said, well, I shouted you out.

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Speaker 2: I said, I got sober for my best friend Marie

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Speaker 2: and for Adrian.

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Speaker 3: Don't say that you got sober for me. You gotta

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Speaker 3: see you guy sober for you?

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Speaker 2: Of course, I got sober for myself, but also for

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Speaker 2: you and Adrian, because y'all would both leave me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably you'll probably leave you.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 1: I get uncomfortable when people do things for me.

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Speaker 4: Shut up.

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Speaker 1: Remember that dude who goes stop me on the train

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Speaker 1: and was like, I'm getting my life together for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I want to move out of my mom's house.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, where else where are you gonna go?

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Speaker 2: I was like, kill yourself, Marie, where were you a

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Speaker 2: an expert in this week?

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Speaker 3: This week I pride myself and having really good gatar

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Speaker 3: right and gay people game and loved me because I'm

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Speaker 3: like a little.

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Speaker 1: Mini drag queen.

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Speaker 3: I think right, Like I I talk loud, and my

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Speaker 3: hair is big and I like sequence. So gay men

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Speaker 3: always know.

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Speaker 1: When somebody is gay.

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Speaker 3: And this week I was an expert at being wrong.

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Speaker 3: Every time I thought somebody was gay.

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Speaker 2: Why because they bought a dick out at the end

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Speaker 2: of the conversation.

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Speaker 1: It's like, kay, Marie, you want someone to nick.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: I was talking to this guy after a show and

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Speaker 3: he was like, so, you know, so my daughters, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, ikat in vitro or not in vitro,

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Speaker 3: but like, uh, you adopted some kids or don't you

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Speaker 3: know Will and Grace like sperm donation type stuff. And

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Speaker 3: he was like, what no, my wife and I and

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Speaker 3: I was like his wife, he's lying.

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Speaker 1: He just sound they'll be gay.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is true. See, so thank you Sidney.

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Speaker 3: So I'll probably was.

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Speaker 2: Right because there's people who had whole like families and

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Speaker 2: or not. And then later they realized, you.

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Speaker 3: Know what, I don't know you know what I'm yeah,

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Speaker 3: like Miranda from Sex and the City, Yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 1: I've just found that out like two weeks ago. Oh yeah, No.

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Speaker 3: She was married and had like a bunch of kids,

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Speaker 1: Was like, Okay, I am a gay.

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Speaker 2: She was probably so happy that it was over. She

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, now I can finally be with the

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Speaker 2: thing I.

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Speaker 3: Loved because she did that. She did that season with

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Speaker 3: Blair Underwood and he turned her off.

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Speaker 3: She was like, oh, you know what, You're an asshole.

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Speaker 3: Blare Underwood is terrible. I've hated him since set it off? Sidney,

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Speaker 3: What were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 1: What was I? Oh? I was an expert in Sephora. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I went in there to get my makeup done before

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Speaker 2: the show, and I was looking for like a black

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Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, I see what she doing.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes the black girls don't know what they do, okay exactly,

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Speaker 2: So I'm looking to look at it. And finally I

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Speaker 1: And I said, oh, thank goodness. So I'm waiting.

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Speaker 2: I'm waiting and then finally the person comes up and

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Speaker 2: it looked like some white chick from Nebraska. I was like,

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Speaker 2: m I like tap the black woman. Next, I said,

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Speaker 2: you can't do my hair, you can't do my face.

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Speaker 1: You can't. She's like I'm sorry, I'm busy.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, but she did my face really good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your face looked great. I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to give more people chances. I prayed

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Speaker 1: Do You Omaha, oh maha does my face right? And

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Speaker 1: she was actually really nice.

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Speaker 2: I mean, her makeup looks crazy, her hair looked like

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Speaker 2: she got it cut at Supercuts, but she shut it down.

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Speaker 1: She was giving me a little contour.

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Speaker 3: But you know how sometimes sometimes people can do their

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Speaker 3: people can do people's makeup but they can't do their

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Like I can only corn roll my own hair. I

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Speaker 3: can't corner anybody else's hair.

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Speaker 1: I know I've seen you. Think I'm sending your work.

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Speaker 3: But when I got my makeup done at so Far

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Speaker 3: for the MTV VMA's, the girl who did my makeup

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Speaker 3: was like Spanish, and I was like, this.

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Speaker 1: Is gonna look awful, awful.

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Speaker 3: Wow, was so mad because I don't, like, I don't

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Speaker 3: trust somebody that doesn't look like me to make me

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Speaker 3: look like me.

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Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Like I would never let a

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Speaker 1: white woman do my hair. Oh you're so racist, Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much, but I.

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Speaker 3: Would never like if you don't have the same texture

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Speaker 3: as me, I'm not gonna let you touch it, even

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Speaker 3: though white women love touching my hair.

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Speaker 1: But she didn't.

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Speaker 3: She, the girl who did my makeup at so far,

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Speaker 3: did the best job I've ever like. She did my

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Speaker 3: makeup amazing, and now she's my makeup artist. So shout

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Speaker 3: out to Jadeira. Shout out to Jade.

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Speaker 1: She's so good.

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Speaker 3: Jade Ramirez, Yeah, she's great.

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Speaker 1: Ah, anyway, we're smart and judgy. Yes.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of faces, Oh my goodness, this guest right here

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Speaker 1: I mean I could see all the bones in your face. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: He's done our show a couple of times, funny every time.

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Speaker 1: He is a philanthropist. Probably, Uh, can.

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Speaker 2: You let us introduce you?

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Speaker 1: You acting real Christina Gelston? Right now, walking Sidney, Can

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Speaker 1: you deduce our expert for us today?

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Speaker 2: Give it up for our Molly expert.

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Speaker 1: But I've heard somebody's called as.

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Speaker 4: Well white people.

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Speaker 1: I got this this. Where does the name Sama come.

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Speaker 4: From It's an Arabic word meaning friend or king.

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Speaker 1: Oh, king friend, Cidy. Do you know what your name means?

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Speaker 2: Sydney girl, Hey, listen slightly, whatever is don't come up

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Speaker 1: I'm googling my name right now. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: machi means.

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Speaker 3: Marie tends to be wonderful girls if you got one

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Speaker 3: hold on tight. Not only is she amazing in bed,

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Speaker 3: she's also extremely fun. Oh that's Urban Dictionary, the name

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Speaker 1: I mean, wow, So.

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Speaker 2: My name is a French meaning uh well, no, my

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Speaker 2: Saint Denies.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say Satan.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say okay wait.

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Speaker 2: Urban Dictionary says Sidney is the most stunning girl you

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Speaker 1: Sidney Sidney are.

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Speaker 2: Perfect, which is true, often have brown hair and have

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Speaker 2: the most amazing guys. She's talented, fun loving, extremely kind

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Speaker 1: This is all true stuff.

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Speaker 4: Who are these virgins? Right?

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Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, let me let me go back

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Speaker 1: to Marie.

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Speaker 3: They are the epitome of classiness and leaves every woman

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Speaker 3: jealous of her looks.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's a damn lie.

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Speaker 3: Marie is always two steps ahead of their man, and

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Speaker 3: due to her confidence in beauty, Maria's always wearing the

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's so real.

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Speaker 4: Assume mesamas have huge dicks.

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Speaker 1: That's a damn lie. So you Indian? No, Yes, India, Golly, Bengali.

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Speaker 1: What's the difference different countries?

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Speaker 4: Bangladesh is a country to the east of India.

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Speaker 1: Bengalis are from Bangladesh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's there's India used to the whole thing,

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Speaker 4: Ben In the forty seven when after Gandhi, you know Gandhi.

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Speaker 4: Yeah uh yeah, so he uh liberated us, right, and

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Speaker 4: then Britain cut India up into three countries.

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Speaker 1: You know, Britain. England was always cutting.

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Speaker 4: I'm always cutting it up, right. So then India was

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Speaker 1: I'm like East past to try to do.

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Speaker 4: Some warship, trying to subjugate them Bangladesh. My mom's ba

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Speaker 4: My mom's fucking brothers and everything fought for freedom. Oh

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Speaker 4: and this is like in seventies. What's the name of

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Speaker 4: that wore fuck dude? Dang, I'm an expert on malli.

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Speaker 2: A real question. How much on United does it cost

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Speaker 4: How much is a United flightyeah, because it's gonna cost

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Speaker 3: Six d ticket now now on United it's got to

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Speaker 1: Round trip thirteen. So let's talk.

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Speaker 3: About your background.

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Speaker 1: So you are from where you're from?

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Speaker 4: Texas, Texas?

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Speaker 1: How do how do people from Bangladesh end up in Texas?

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Speaker 4: My dad went to Canada, Well, you got a scholarship.

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Speaker 4: They were giving out scholarships a lot of people. The

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Speaker 2: So it's like you can only be over here if

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Speaker 4: A lot of people came out to that. That's why

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Speaker 4: they're all smart. There's dumb people in India.

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Speaker 3: They're not all So when I call the call center

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Speaker 1: Yeah, people didn't make it. Please turn your browser. And

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Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, what for you?

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Speaker 4: Who can play it? That game?

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Speaker 1: Who can play it?

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Speaker 3: I don't even sound like that, but you know what

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about, like the people in the call center,

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Speaker 3: and you'd be like, yo, I just answered this question already.

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Speaker 1: Why are you Marie? We're gonna get hate mail for

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Speaker 1: you from from who see we don't even have a albox.

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Speaker 1: Who don't even have a mailbox. We got a peel box.

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Speaker 3: You could tweet me at miss freezing m s R

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Speaker 4: Why.

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Speaker 3: Okay? So how does an Indian whose father got a

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So it's like they were in Canada mostly and

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Speaker 4: then they had me and then you.

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Speaker 1: Were your Canadian.

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Speaker 4: So much about you, like ten minutes, it's crazy Canadian now,

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Speaker 4: Canadian citizen, I'm not even American.

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Speaker 2: You're from Canadian, Canadian, Canada, Washington, shut up, you're from Canada.

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Speaker 1: Does that explain why you're wearing high waters right now?

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 4: And they cuffed, they couoked pats because my legs are

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Speaker 4: way longer than my Torso your legs.

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Speaker 3: Are longer than your I mean everyone's legs are longer

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Speaker 3: than their dick. Some people who's legs are not longer

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Speaker 2: Sydney, I had somebody from Ghana. You had Elephant Titus.

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Speaker 2: You just shouldered last night. You now.

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Speaker 1: Dick was still. It's crazy you are listen O.

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Speaker 3: Sama's mother might be listening to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: What's your mom's name?

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Speaker 3: Nargus Begem, Nargustgem, Yeah, Nargus, Nargus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here for you. Call her Nargi for.

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Speaker 4: Sure, mom, but people call her mom Nargus Bengals.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so let's talk about this. When you got to

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Speaker 3: and then you were like our drugs.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you wan't even drank before I came in New York.

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Speaker 4: What you want tell my yeah? Uh, I want to

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Speaker 4: do it for a long time.

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Speaker 1: I rave sober, no no, no gay was raven sober?

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Speaker 5: Can give you the drugs. Uh, White comic obviously eyes drugs.

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Speaker 4: To catch them all user.

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Speaker 3: White Comic come on in and have to see I'm

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Speaker 3: Chris Hansen and.

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Speaker 1: Uh, who's I'm a snitch on you? So you used

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Speaker 1: to go to raves sober? Can you tell us what that?

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Speaker 3: What the hell is that?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 4: I love the music when you hear the bass, when

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Speaker 1: The damn lie.

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Speaker 2: I went to Pasha, I went to after I went

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Speaker 2: to all these places, and I could not listen to

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Speaker 4: I was a kid in college, so like, just the

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Speaker 4: environments so cool. You're driving like two hours to random field.

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Speaker 2: So you were a nerd and you were Yeah, you

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Speaker 2: didn't have no to be out, you didn't have no

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Speaker 2: about the.

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Speaker 1: Popular kids table, right, and it was a fun time.

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Speaker 1: It was. So you went to college and you said

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Speaker 4: Uh? High college?

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Speaker 1: So in college they party in fields in Texas.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you drive out like three hours stick Random.

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Speaker 2: Ain't no party that good? Then I need to drive

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Speaker 2: out three motherfucking.

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Speaker 1: Hours in here to beat and then I'm sober when

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Speaker 4: You want to beat for like three hours?

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Speaker 1: It's like, and then you got to come back because

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Speaker 1: what times does the party closed?

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Speaker 4: Like four am? Five am?

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Speaker 1: That's it. You drove so that means you gotta start

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Speaker 4: You that six from Dallas all the way down south

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Speaker 4: to Austin, and like next to Austin, y'all.

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Speaker 2: Were bored as fuck, and y'all got a lot of

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Speaker 1: If you go on stipend.

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Speaker 4: I had a scholarships.

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Speaker 5: I would just use that money.

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Speaker 1: Ye, But you wasn't using the money on drugs. You

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Speaker 4: Muslim boy, I was a little Muslim boy. I was like,

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Speaker 4: drugs are for bad people, drugs are forthon.

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Speaker 2: You could have been on a they went on a

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Speaker 2: Pandora station, got your some molly and just stayed in

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Speaker 3: It would have it would have cost you a fraction

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Speaker 3: of the present.

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Speaker 4: Seeking like a five year old. Yeah, yeah, I could

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Speaker 4: have done that, But I was like, no, I'm a

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Speaker 1: We were all your friends also sober.

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Speaker 4: No, No, they were all money.

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Speaker 1: He was the designated driver. You was holding everybody's coats,

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Speaker 3: The dance floor, keep going shirts and paants too, because

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Speaker 3: you know you're a mommy.

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Speaker 1: You're taking all your clothes off.

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Speaker 2: Probably had a fanny pack and everything. Hold the bottom

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Speaker 2: of the water. You probably had gatorade on the side.

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Speaker 2: Were you were like the water boys?

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Speaker 1: So so what changed when you got to New York?

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Speaker 3: What did this white drug dealer say to convince you

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Speaker 4: He was like, try it. You didn't pay attention to

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Speaker 4: dare because, like I remember, I went to New York

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Speaker 4: the first week, right, I was like, I'm never gonna drink.

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Speaker 4: I'm not gonna drink. But this girl I wanted to

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Speaker 4: funk was likely day guys.

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Speaker 2: He drank and I was like, okay, wait, how did

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Speaker 2: this girl?

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Speaker 1: Look? Who was she was?

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Speaker 4: This girl that I knew in Texas when you came

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Speaker 4: then I hung out and that she was so fucking

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Speaker 4: high that I just lost.

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Speaker 3: She was only here for a week, and you lost

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Speaker 3: your damn mind, Like my soul.

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Speaker 5: I really wanted to do all these things, you know,

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Speaker 5: it's just all you were.

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Speaker 1: You a virgin? No, okay, so almost you wait the

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Speaker 1: way you fucked before you drink, Like that's crazy to me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I drink. The girl I first fuck was drunk.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, you had a type she's gotta be unconscient.

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Speaker 3: I can't run big and slow and you like them

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Speaker 3: one o SBUs.

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Speaker 5: Narrating boy man.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so, uh the first time you did Molly, what happened?

453
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:47,720
Speaker 1: What was you wearing?

454
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:48,080
Speaker 4: It was?

455
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,480
Speaker 1: Did you have a headmade on a backpack?

456
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,040
Speaker 4: Just a fanny pack, just dick flagging out many pack?

457
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,639
Speaker 1: Did you have a Hawaiian shirt?

458
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,080
Speaker 4: It was it was just white shirt, white food the

459
00:19:58,119 --> 00:19:59,960
Speaker 4: looms undershirt. You know what I'm saying.

460
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,800
Speaker 5: This girl that I did it with was this my

461
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:04,480
Speaker 5: ex girl from Texas?

462
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:05,440
Speaker 4: So she came.

463
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,280
Speaker 1: Why would you?

464
00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:09,720
Speaker 2: She came up and still bring these Texas hose with you?

465
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,760
Speaker 3: Like, listen, what you why are you bringing the farm

466
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,760
Speaker 3: to the city.

467
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,120
Speaker 1: You don't how many hoes are here in New York

468
00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:19,760
Speaker 1: that would do Molly with you? We're free range.

469
00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:25,440
Speaker 3: I want to try to range an organic hoo breastpit ho.

470
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,560
Speaker 4: You haven't got a.

471
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,400
Speaker 1: Good But she came and then she wanted to Molly too.

472
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,360
Speaker 4: So it was my birthday, my first birthday here, and

473
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,520
Speaker 4: then we both did it and it wasn't a girl

474
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:38,320
Speaker 4: I loved and I was like, I love you. Molly

475
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,920
Speaker 4: was so good that I said this that I love

476
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 4: you to this girl that I didn't love you, but

477
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:43,840
Speaker 4: the Molly was so good.

478
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,600
Speaker 1: But now when you first did Molly, were you scared? Like,

479
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,359
Speaker 1: were you like this?

480
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:50,240
Speaker 3: I might wake up under a bridge second to dick, Like.

481
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 1: I that's why everything? Why do people say that?

482
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:55,720
Speaker 3: Well, because that's what my fear is with, like you know,

483
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,040
Speaker 3: oh no, not Molly, but like that's what I'm afraid of,

484
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 3: like cocaine, like heroin and all these other drugs. Is

485
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,639
Speaker 3: I'm like, if I do this right now, no, and

486
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,440
Speaker 3: it's too much, I might. I feel like I'm gonna

487
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,200
Speaker 3: like wake up in ten years sucking a dick under

488
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 3: a bridge. I mean, you don't know, maybe I have

489
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,760
Speaker 3: an addictive personality, you know what I mean?

490
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 1: You don't, I know you as a friend, you don't.

491
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,359
Speaker 4: That's what I thought, Like it's always like not do drugs.

492
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:22,800
Speaker 4: It was like what if I become under THESI? But

493
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,199
Speaker 4: every time I realized it's like, as long as you

494
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,639
Speaker 4: take a dose, you are more control of your body

495
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 4: than you think you are. Like it's not you don't

496
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:33,640
Speaker 4: take one ounce of cocaine and then just sucking, you know, lose.

497
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,680
Speaker 2: Are you sure someone did the first time I did ecstasy.

498
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 2: I didn't even do my Molly is like the better

499
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 2: version of like ecstasy.

500
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,840
Speaker 1: It's the pure form. So when I took the pill,

501
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 1: I was like shivering.

502
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 2: I was not having a good time, like because your

503
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 2: body temperature changing, like you get cold, like all the

504
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,040
Speaker 2: vibrations in the club.

505
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:56,399
Speaker 1: I was holding the speaker for an hour, like I

506
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 1: was in.

507
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:57,879
Speaker 3: A corner, like you have that thing.

508
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,880
Speaker 5: I just licked to the one of the fucking boses

509
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 5: you speaker.

510
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 4: I was both.

511
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 1: I was asking my friends. I was like, when does

512
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 1: it get fun? Because this is not fucking fun, Like

513
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 1: I'm freezing. My job was like it was like like

514
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,479
Speaker 1: a typewriter. It was so weird. Are you sure you were?

515
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,919
Speaker 4: You know? But Molly is a more pure force, and

516
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 4: Mollie is so you're you're chilling. Doesn't worked for a while, right,

517
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,679
Speaker 4: and then forty five minutes and you start feeling like

518
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 4: more empathy. And that's why as the best I think,

519
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 4: not because you want to dance because you feel love

520
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 4: towards a person.

521
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with you on that

522
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 3: because the first time, that the only time I've ever

523
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 3: even attempted it was with you okay, okay, And people

524
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 3: were like, were you going to be saying that you

525
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 3: love everyone? And so I just fought it the entire

526
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:43,200
Speaker 3: night exactly, and I hated everybody.

527
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,359
Speaker 1: Because I was there. You didn't hate me because you

528
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 1: love her before.

529
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 3: But also I was like, I need to keep me alive.

530
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 4: I can't give time.

531
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't fight about it.

532
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 4: You can fight it in your soul and I have

533
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 4: a good time. You have to let it ride. And

534
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 4: also there's different drugs. She was on edibles and was

535
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 4: on edibles and you run Molly, so it's like that

536
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 4: doesn't mix as well in terms of like of a hang.

537
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:10,400
Speaker 4: So a lot of things probably went wrong. And first

538
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 4: and foremost you didn't want to get mollied, you know

539
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.

540
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 3: No, I I was so scared. When I tell y'all,

541
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 3: I was scared. I was like, also, yes, love that.

542
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,640
Speaker 3: And everyone was too close, and I was like, well,

543
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 3: maybe I.

544
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 2: Saw that you came over there and you were chatty

545
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 2: mac chatty. You were everything was too master chat flex.

546
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 2: You were like you were dropping bombs of love, tart breath.

547
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 1: Your breath was heart, Molly breath, Molly breath.

548
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 2: Boy, you kept coming over and like checking on us,

549
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 2: like nigga, we fine, We're good.

550
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 4: Like it's the empathy is the empathy.

551
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 1: I felt zero empathy. I was like everybody in here empathy.

552
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 4: With someone's coming at your empathy and you're feeling no empathy,

553
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 4: it's gonna be the most annoying. You're like breath right now.

554
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: I kept to come up.

555
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 2: I was like, she good, good, I'm here, I'm good.

556
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 4: The way I took that is I'm telling you all empathy.

557
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 4: So it's like, oh my god, sinning you love her.

558
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 4: It's like so great.

559
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 1: That's when you were.

560
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,480
Speaker 4: It was always love and I was just so on

561
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 4: it that it probably the end. If you weren't feeling it,

562
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 4: you probably got like a little weird of that.

563
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 2: But finally it towards the end, Marie was like having

564
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 2: a good you were dancing.

565
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 1: I was playing by the speaker. We were having a good.

566
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 1: We were dancing.

567
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 2: We were like there was a bigger without his shirt on,

568
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 2: terrible and so intense.

569
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:29,919
Speaker 4: I'm only so empathetic when I empathic that as I

570
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 4: was dancing with other people, like the cheek and my

571
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 4: mind is on you guys, like I hope they have

572
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 4: a good time. They're not here. I can't see them

573
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 4: have a good time. I hope they have a good time.

574
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: Everybody was too close it.

575
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 3: But also I don't like to be touched when I'm sober,

576
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 3: so I'm like, don't touch me, right right?

577
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

578
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,080
Speaker 2: And then eventually you gave me a hug and I

579
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 2: was like, this is weird.

580
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: I was like, she's never doing Molly again. I'm all,

581
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 1: she gave me a real I was like, this is

582
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,920
Speaker 1: a real hug. It was and even like my usual

583
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: one of.

584
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 4: I love you girl, Marie.

585
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 1: Okay, No, she was like she's like, you know what,

586
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: let's talk.

587
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 2: And I was like, what, okay, She's never doing Molly

588
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 2: and Her again.

589
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: I'd rather do edibles.

590
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,880
Speaker 4: I would rather do probably would like more. I see,

591
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 4: I didn't conceptualize how you take Molly because I didn't

592
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 4: realize how insane you are. You know, not reason nor

593
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 4: person who hates people. Know she's she's like really tired

594
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 4: to see that. If I knew known that, I would

595
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 4: not have said, see the reason I said you have

596
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 4: to do Molly The entire time, I was like, you

597
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 4: got to do Molly, but you got because you're energetic,

598
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:43,119
Speaker 4: and I thought that you love the energy of Molly,

599
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,760
Speaker 4: but the other side effect.

600
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 5: But you love energy, but you know you hate empathy.

601
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 1: She has her own energy. No person is I get

602
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 1: my energy from my lack of empathy. So like also

603
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,959
Speaker 1: my hatred heals me so pop trying to Yes, I'm

604
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: it's your heart.

605
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 3: I'm like hitting people in the in the next with

606
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 3: my elbow and that's how I you know, I'm like.

607
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 2: The wait, if Molly makes you apathetic, maybe we should

608
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 2: give it to like racist like people like.

609
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 4: But here's the thing. Once it goes down, they'll say

610
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,479
Speaker 4: the N word ten times more. What happened to you? Je?

611
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: We were doing so well, got some from the nearbor

612
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: like nigga nigga and.

613
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 4: You know how the molly's doing? But how much nword?

614
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 4: He says?

615
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 1: He he's just saying the N word on b He's.

616
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:43,680
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, well okay, so reads ahead or whatever time.

617
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 1: So what made you continue to do it?

618
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 3: Because I've been told that the first time is usually

619
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 3: not the good time.

620
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 1: Yeah it wasn't a good time. I didn't you actually

621
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 1: do it?

622
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 4: I love dancing with anything. I'm a dancer.

623
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 3: When you dance, you dance like the wacky waving inflatable.

624
00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: Man, you're careful.

625
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 4: Look, they will get dancing because I'm like fucking skinny

626
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 4: as hell, and I also do all my dancing from

627
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 4: the butt, right, So the booty dancing the.

628
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 1: Worst combination skinny guy doing booty dancing.

629
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 4: It's it's a Tim Burton film.

630
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 3: Wait, let's talk about Usama's body. So, since y'all listening,

631
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 3: maybe don't know what he looks like. He is six

632
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 3: foot one, one hundred and.

633
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 4: Girl that I'm living bad.

634
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So you like dancing.

635
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: The first time you did it, you enjoyed it with

636
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 1: this chick? Did she like it?

637
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 4: She loved it?

638
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: So then after that house soon after that.

639
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 4: Like, so we did it every two or three months.

640
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 4: So since that first time, I've been doing Molly every

641
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 4: two three months.

642
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: So how many years have you been in the Molly game?

643
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 5: Like two and a half years.

644
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 1: That's that's all. I feel like. You've seemed like you've

645
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: been doing it more people away. It's me.

646
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 2: I feel like I should be the expert then, because

647
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: you haven't even put enough tenure into fucking.

648
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 4: Every time I do Molly, I do Molly. You know

649
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 4: what I'm saying, Go in Mally.

650
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 1: I've tried.

651
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 4: Like everything.

652
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 2: Wama, don't you have a joke about how you like

653
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: did Molly?

654
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: You were on the beat, you bade some.

655
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 4: Girls ass, there was a stone sober how the sober

656
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 4: as you wait totally with it and present.

657
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:23,400
Speaker 2: Way you were tossing salad sober on the beach walk

658
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 2: us through.

659
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 4: This spring break?

660
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 3: Uh?

661
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 4: I was junior senior year of spring break, senior year.

662
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 1: Love yourself? I loved her?

663
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 4: Ask though.

664
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: You know when you when I like itself love I

665
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 2: make up for and ask okay, wait what time of

666
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: day was it? Was it in the beginning two pa? Yes,

667
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: it was asked to the sweating.

668
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 4: For like at least and it was a Mexican ass,

669
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 4: so you know.

670
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: You ate an athanatic ass.

671
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 4: You had a turte as salsa very day.

672
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 5: So it was it was this girl.

673
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 4: So what happens is you can shake beads at girls

674
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 4: at the spring break. It's like it's a beach, right,

675
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 4: everyone's partying, everyone drinking, every college is there shake beads

676
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 4: tits right, right? So this girl had already shown her

677
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 4: tits previously. Uh, and so she was already has she

678
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 4: already done that?

679
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 5: Ass?

680
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 4: You know the tit? You know reflective whatever. So she

681
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 4: was like, what else can I do? And I was like, perchance,

682
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 4: I don't know, and she she said, you want to

683
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 4: lick my ass? She asked, would you care to lick

684
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 4: my ass?

685
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 1: Would medieval time? Would you care to pardon my madam?

686
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: You believe me great pleasure. It's someld, some stranger on

687
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: a beach.

688
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 2: Ass.

689
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,360
Speaker 3: You are sober ass if you wanted to lick it?

690
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 4: She wanted beads. She wanted beads, and I was like,

691
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 4: I give.

692
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 3: You so you should have made her link your ass

693
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 3: for the beads.

694
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: Don't put your mouth on the on the years.

695
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 4: Ago, and I've been watching since I could missed some

696
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 4: spots who disgusting and yes she and she was like

697
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 4: you look my ass. I'm like, well if you insist, like.

698
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: If people like.

699
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 2: Did you did you put down your cape?

700
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 4: I let her on the floor and then I opened

701
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 4: the ass and I ate it?

702
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: Were there? People? Why ant? They were cheering me up?

703
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: What is this? Isn't fun of paper? They were like, yo, yo,

704
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: spring break is a.

705
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 5: Magical It's a magical land.

706
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm judging you.

707
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 5: I was, you know, it was college years ago.

708
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 3: Man, I went to college. I never licked nobody's mouse.

709
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 3: And I never had anybody eating ass on no beach, No,

710
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 3: not at all.

711
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,719
Speaker 4: I was a different boy back then.

712
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 3: That was it was like four three years ago, Yeah,

713
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 3: five years ago in twenty twelve, trying to think.

714
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: What was I doing five years ago? Not eating asks? Okay,

715
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: that's not what I was doing, one hundred confident I

716
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: wasn't eating ass one beach.

717
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 5: You never even ate ass before?

718
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. I am a queen. Did you not hear

719
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: what Marie means? It means just not eat ass?

720
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 4: Okay? You like, I'm don't even like hugging people. Of

721
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 4: course you wouldn't like eating people's I don't know how people,

722
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 4: but I love asking.

723
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: Well, Sydney has gotten eerily quiet. Ever eaten?

724
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 4: Yeah? Who's it was?

725
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: You ate a man's ass? Whoa wow? In the eternal

726
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: words of Marie Fawson, Wow, Like are you fucking? Who

727
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: is this man?

728
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 4: A girl that is actually clean? A dude's that? Who knows?

729
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: You know?

730
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: Like single Berry, you know this ingle Berry City. After

731
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: the shower, like we had been in the shower for

732
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: the forty five minutes, listen, like super.

733
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna smack you, like for real, you.

734
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 5: Welches.

735
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: How do you know he was black? I know you're

736
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: not gonna eat a white guy. That's why your style.

737
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 4: If I know Sydney, I know she won't eat no

738
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 4: white guys.

739
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,719
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it's a queen a white guy. I will not

740
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 2: have some tanners.

741
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 3: Some Skylar ask. Okay, so what happens? And you guys

742
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 3: were in the shower and then you just you you

743
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 3: dropped the soap.

744
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 2: We know we were on we were on ecstasy, and

745
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 2: and that's why I'm like so against it. I'm like,

746
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:31,239
Speaker 2: I'll never do it again, because I was feeling it

747
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 2: like we had.

748
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 4: We had Molly, uh weird side ifact you want to

749
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 4: eat after that? You want?

750
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 2: It was so strange, and I was like, feel good

751
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: for you. I mean, I don't even remember Molly once.

752
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 4: It was probably the top five sexes thatd my life.

753
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: You only had sex on Molley one time.

754
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 4: One time.

755
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 2: I had sex on k and it was it was Sydney.

756
00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: You take a horse trick. It was cat Trenk is

757
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: horse and you yeah, let Sama is brown. He probably

758
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: like half doctor.

759
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 4: Opinion, is that a horse trangle?

760
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 1: I've always thought it was horse.

761
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 4: But that's what But that's what Molly's so good is

762
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 4: like it's the the you just are down.

763
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 5: You're just down, and it's like it's just love.

764
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 4: But you don't like it. That's fine, it's I think

765
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 4: most nine nine percent of people want to feel more

766
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 4: love and connection.

767
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 3: Those people, those people say it makes you gay. So

768
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 3: what's the worst thing about Molly Day?

769
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 5: It come down to come down.

770
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 4: You you come down and you feel because you everything

771
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 4: you put in your body, there's like a reaction against it. Right,

772
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 4: So you get to not do drugs because you there's

773
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 4: no highs that can just stay. That would be best.

774
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 4: You know, that drug would just be the best drug ever.

775
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 4: So sometimes I'm small and a small body guys, so

776
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 4: like drugs affect me heavily, So I only come down.

777
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 6: I'll get like you're ninety, So I dance out thirty

778
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 6: five pounds and it's brutal and I got.

779
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 4: I always come down kind of hard. I always not depressive,

780
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 4: but like you can kind of get depressed. Is very

781
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 4: exhausting and it's like you need you need like at

782
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 4: least two three days to recover.

783
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can.

784
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 4: There's no way you white kids in high school do

785
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 4: Molly like Friday Saturday Sunday, next week, Friday Saturday. It's

786
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 4: the most unhealthy thing to do because the dopamine, the

787
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 4: serotonin that gets stimulated when you take Molly, and that

788
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 4: is what the happy thing is, right, So you when

789
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 4: you're done with Molly, you're like depleted, and so you

790
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 4: can't think. You're like not happy, and.

791
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 3: Then you have to do Molly to be happy, and

792
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 3: then you that's how you get to know.

793
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 4: And within a month you're just like it's just your

794
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 4: body is just like out of whack. And so people again,

795
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 4: stop doing it forever. But if you do it every

796
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 4: three months.

797
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's me. That's basically me. I was doing it

798
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: at like every weekend, I will Molly and because it's fun.

799
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 5: It's really fun.

800
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:58,479
Speaker 1: It's fun.

801
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 2: But at the same time, you like the next three

802
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 2: days I had to stay at my friend's house. I

803
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 2: was like I couldn't be alone. We ordered Papa John's.

804
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 2: I would be like on the couch just feeling.

805
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 4: Like bloh yeah.

806
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 7: And then I would wait till Thursday, and I'm like, right,

807
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 7: future song played before he was like even a thing.

808
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:24,240
Speaker 1: I was like, he's really before his time. I'm sweating.

809
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: That's not future, that's Trinidad.

810
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,959
Speaker 5: James, No, I'm thinking Molly.

811
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 2: Perker said, Oh, so, is there anything that you've done

812
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 2: on Molly that you regret? Like told like some feelings

813
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 2: that you shouldn't have said. Have you been mean to

814
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 2: somebody by accident? Were you talking too much? Like explain?

815
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 4: Yeah? Cool, regret on Molly most of its body based,

816
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 4: Like when I one time I took Molly three times

817
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 4: in one night and that came down was so bad.

818
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 4: I was like in a fetal position for like twenty

819
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 4: four hours in my house.

820
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: Uh, did you have a roommate.

821
00:35:58,719 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 4: I had a roommate.

822
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: Yes, in my roommate.

823
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 2: Were you like staying at their house like you were

824
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 2: sleeping in the four years.

825
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 4: Work in every two days you say fewer most of

826
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 4: the time.

827
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: Yeah I do. Yeah, I was.

828
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 4: That's my it's my partment, in my room, and I

829
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 4: was just there laying down physically. I try if I

830
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 4: say beautiful things on Molly to people, I try to

831
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 4: save them the next day because I hate the idea

832
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 4: that I say loving things while on a drug.

833
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 2: Well, I've read some of your statuses on Facebook.

834
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: Me up, let me, let me get one of these things, and.

835
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 3: I don't believe that you only do Molly two three.

836
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 5: Because you seem look at the time stamp on that show.

837
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 1: Do you do any other drugs?

838
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 4: We alcohol?

839
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: Okay.

840
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 2: A couple of times you wrote next next to Molly,

841
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:58,040
Speaker 2: trying to do wait next Molly, trying to do with

842
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 2: disco music? Does anybody know any clubs? And I see

843
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 2: that place disco until four a m. You were a

844
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 2: Molly when you wrote.

845
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 4: No, no, I was trying to get that was like

846
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 4: trying to set up his next month Illy pre some

847
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 4: pre mally uh like detective work.

848
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: I felt like you were high when you wrote this.

849
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 2: All your dreams can come true with hard work and

850
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 2: determination and a perfect face and an amazing ass.

851
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: Were you high? Non like that you wrote?

852
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 2: You wrote a whole status about like I love being

853
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 2: in comedy. I feel like I believe in everybody. Everyone's

854
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,319
Speaker 2: gonna make it. You wrote this long status and then

855
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 2: at the end you're like, by the way, I'm on.

856
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 1: My right, that would be a joke. I think the

857
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: idea of saying I'm on Molly is a funny thing.

858
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 4: One Molly status was like, this is why you should

859
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,839
Speaker 4: be nice to people? Ask me every day, Well, I'm

860
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 4: nice to everybody number one because we're all people and

861
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 4: we're all this together, and the only introdo for the

862
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 4: ship that his life is love. And the second one was, uh,

863
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 4: new comics of people too, they're just human beings like us.

864
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 5: And the third one was trying to get buck bitches.

865
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: It's a joke. You can get booked on show.

866
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 4: I don't but think it's just a joke on Molly

867
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 4: and So I was just trying to be funny. But

868
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 4: it's uh, but people look at it like like some

869
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 4: comic came out to me. It's like, were you really

870
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 4: just being nice to me because you want to get ut?

871
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,959
Speaker 4: And I'm like, listen, white girl and d Ashley, I'm good,

872
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 4: like you're cool. But it's just a joke. It was

873
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 4: just a fucking rule threes.

874
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 3: Okay, your mom don't follow you on social media.

875
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 4: Dude, I could say cocksucker. She doesn't know what that is.

876
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 4: My mom knows Bengali, she doesn't know English.

877
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 1: She doesn't know English at all. So why were you saying,

878
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: Why are you saying the word cocksucker.

879
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 3: To your mom?

880
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not. I'm just saying it's.

881
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: Just you have a bit about that on yeah.

882
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 4: She me two days ago on one of her She

883
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 4: never knows how to post pictures on Facebook, so she

884
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 4: posts like twenty pictures on Facebook of just her selfies.

885
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 4: She has no idea, like it's the same photo photo

886
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 4: times yeah, And I'm like, Mom, holy shit, chill out.

887
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: And she's like, what do you mean holy shit?

888
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 4: Chill out? What does that mean? I'm like, Mom, don't

889
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 4: worry about it, like this is a real thing. And

890
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 4: she asked me what holy shit means?

891
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 3: And I just feel like that, I mean, your mom

892
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 3: has been in this country long enough to pick somewhere.

893
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 4: No. No, she's just kind of into. She doesn't like she

894
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 4: knows what like shut up is bad. She knows that

895
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 4: stupid is bad.

896
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 3: You know, shut up and stupid woman house, shut up

897
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 3: and stupid worse than fu.

898
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 4: Right, And it's like she doesn't care to learn American culture.

899
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,919
Speaker 4: She's just very Bengali, very about you know all that ship.

900
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:25,760
Speaker 4: What's that he's the like the foremost he's like the Shakespeare.

901
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 3: Bengal Oh, so he like writeslas.

902
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 4: And stuff and songs and all that.

903
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 3: What's a super famous Indian actor like that be like

904
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 3: killing it in the Indian right now?

905
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 4: Game. Yeah, Bollywood, Bollywood hasn't hot to like run Beer Kapoor.

906
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: I don't know how to spell it. I was gonna

907
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: google him, yeah, run.

908
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 2: Beerpoor google him because I want to see if he

909
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 2: could get it.

910
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 4: He could do for sure.

911
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: If he could get it. Let's see, I'm just gonna.

912
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 4: Put Indian dudes and Indians and Indians and blacks traditionally

913
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 4: are very attracted to each other.

914
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 2: Really, I've never seen a guy at the halo that I'm.

915
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 4: Like those on our main A team.

916
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: I ain't never seen. So let me get that extra white.

917
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: How about a ring? No, I never seen. I should

918
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: give him my number.

919
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 4: Today we're all looking at your fucking you know the

920
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 4: watch salesman.

921
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 3: Wait, where's the what was his name?

922
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 1: Something?

923
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 4: You run? He's the biggest guy I found him to cup.

924
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: Oh and let me look like Mark Norman. Let me see.

925
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 4: No, no, who's the other guy?

926
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 5: Run beer saying.

927
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 4: Saying, here's the guy here?

928
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, okay, let me see that y'all could google this.

929
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: He looks like you, bron selim a little bit.

930
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 3: Let me well, sem looks like the Indian best friend

931
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 3: on an ABC show.

932
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: He I mean, this is a good picture. Of him here,

933
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: but it's a different guy.

934
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but this tap photo with him and

935
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 3: the beard and the okay, he looks like a hipster Indian.

936
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: He looked like a hipster indifferent ron Feer sing, okay.

937
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 2: Man, I'll let him lick on the beach, like do

938
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 2: you fit?

939
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 3: That's the one that I said is good? He So,

940
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,399
Speaker 3: how do you think your parents feel about Uh? Would

941
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,240
Speaker 3: feel if they knew you was in here popping Moley's

942
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 3: and sweating. Well, you're a comedian, so you already let

943
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 3: them down.

944
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,280
Speaker 1: So I don't matter, and you're still doing comedy.

945
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 4: Forget it? Like it could be like rabbit and just

946
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 4: coke coming out of my mouth. You think mad school.

947
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,799
Speaker 3: So they wanted you to go to med school, right,

948
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 3: and you were like nah, I was.

949
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 4: I just kind of I said it, and then I

950
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 4: bounced to New York. I was like dud JK loll

951
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 4: and I just moved to New York.

952
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,720
Speaker 1: So what do you do when you're not popping pills?

953
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 4: Uh?

954
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 5: But I'm not popping hills.

955
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 4: I just do comedy. This is my whole life.

956
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: But do you talk about drugs on stage of love?

957
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 4: Yeah?

958
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 5: There's one Molly I feel like.

959
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: You do share share one of your Molly brids, but

960
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: I feel like you do.

961
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is is that Usama, I know

962
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 2: you outside of Molly. So whenever you talk about it,

963
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 2: I'm like that ain't fucking some he lying.

964
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 4: I love my I love it. I don't do it

965
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 4: all the time. I'm a smart dude who doesn't lose

966
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 4: his mind. Like, you can love something and not be

967
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:26,920
Speaker 4: destroyed by it.

968
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: Do you hear that?

969
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,560
Speaker 3: Women listening to the podcast, you could love something and

970
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 3: not be destroyed by it. Okay, so you see me

971
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 3: out terrible relationships right now holding out to what dude

972
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:36,839
Speaker 3: who's punching you in the.

973
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 1: In the boob?

974
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Marie Sidney, somebody listening to this might

975
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 3: need to hear this message.

976
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 1: Oh god, if he punches you in your boob, he

977
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 1: don't love you.

978
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 4: That can be I've playfully punched boobs, you know, like

979
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 4: like boop tap.

980
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: Did you see the video of fifty cent punching the

981
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: fan in the boo?

982
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 3: No, he was doing a concert and he put his

983
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 3: hand out in the crowd and some girl, you know girls,

984
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 3: grab his hand and she would let go, so he

985
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 3: punched her in the boob.

986
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 1: Just like popped in in point.

987
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, fucking what's his name? One of the Jamaican artists

988
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 4: was like, who wants to suck my dick?

989
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 1: Is a video of the.

990
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 4: Girl jumps onto the stage and just starts sucking vibes

991
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,959
Speaker 4: Cartel or someone just in the dick.

992
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 3: Well, Jamaicans are very very missy.

993
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 1: You can't kiss, but you can fuck somebody. You haven't

994
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 1: seen the dance hall videos where you've seen.

995
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 3: A Jamaican man dance, They will break you.

996
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 4: I want to hear.

997
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: As Indian reggae. That's all mix right there.

998
00:43:46,080 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 4: You want some hot sauce, white sauce, hot sauce. Oh

999
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 4: fuck you.

1000
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: Yo, that's right.

1001
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 2: You do your b box and you do that in

1002
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 2: your set as well, And I feel like that's how

1003
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 2: you get ninety percent of any of the host that

1004
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 2: you get.

1005
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 3: Like, I wonder what that how I feel.

1006
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 2: What?

1007
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: I feel like?

1008
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 2: It feels like you're like doing a rasp bit, like

1009
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: how you blow into somebody's belly button.

1010
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 5: I've tried it before.

1011
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,280
Speaker 1: It's not you beat you've beat box on the box.

1012
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 4: Sometimes sometimes it's not. I try it once a couple

1013
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 4: of times, and it's not a couple of times every

1014
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 4: time it's not it's not as funny as you think.

1015
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 4: It's just like it's not sexy.

1016
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: You don't think that it's sexy when you do it.

1017
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 4: They know I never do it. To just do it,

1018
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 4: that's not my move right. They asked me to do it,

1019
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 4: and I'm like, okay, sure, and I do it.

1020
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,919
Speaker 1: Ask you where are who are these women there?

1021
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:56,959
Speaker 2: You need just like people see the set or people

1022
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,400
Speaker 2: who've seen a video that I have.

1023
00:44:58,600 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: These girls are from n Yu.

1024
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 4: I've heard you.

1025
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,359
Speaker 3: Okay, so Osama, how much ask are you getting from

1026
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 3: the comedy that you do?

1027
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 4: These are real question? Yeah, forty minutes. It's not having

1028
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 4: comedy comedians, dude comedians. I don't know how it is

1029
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,359
Speaker 4: for female comics who kill uh, but dude comics will

1030
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 4: kill get get suitors, you know they suitors? Suitors?

1031
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 1: Perchance? Would you like to return to my abode?

1032
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 3: I had a dude with a man but and asked

1033
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 3: me if we could go out sometime, and another comic

1034
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 3: was like, this is my girlfriend. He was like, I

1035
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 3: gae me a cock black But you didn't want that

1036
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 3: dude's number, did you? And I was like no, I didn't.

1037
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 5: There's not a suitors, but.

1038
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 4: I don't some white dude, why just be they are

1039
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 4: confident post shows, yeah.

1040
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: And maybe having the worst six right, maybe having the

1041
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 1: worst sit and they're like, yeah, I just was up there.

1042
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 3: We're going twelve minutes in silence, but I got one chuckle.

1043
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: I did well.

1044
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:56,479
Speaker 4: Minorities. Minorities are better in general. I think it's sex

1045
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,280
Speaker 4: than white people.

1046
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 2: Oh listen, I'm not a part of this podcast because

1047
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 2: we got people listening.

1048
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: That's like real fans and y'all seeing some real rude.

1049
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying.

1050
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 3: I was talking about white dudes and comedy, and you

1051
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 3: took it to sext well comedy.

1052
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 1: I mean, shout out to the two white men listen

1053
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: to this right now. We don't mean we mean straight

1054
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: white man.

1055
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 3: That's what I mean. Their comedy is quite trash.

1056
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 2: I mean I want to get that like, not that

1057
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 2: I want people to come up to me after the

1058
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 2: after my set and be like, hey, I want to

1059
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 2: take you out, but like I would like to get

1060
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 2: it just a little bit more so I can shut

1061
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 2: people down. Like people every time I do my set,

1062
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 2: people be like that was funny, or like the oldest

1063
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 2: man in the room will come up to me and

1064
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 2: show me his American Express card.

1065
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: That was really funny, Sidney, what the problem is you

1066
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 1: can't go out with this old man and let him dollars?

1067
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: Absolutely with this.

1068
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 2: I want like some young people, girl, I.

1069
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 3: Want more women to come up to me. Women are

1070
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 3: not coming down to show. They're gonna be soup. They're

1071
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 3: gonna look like young ma. They're gonna be.

1072
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 4: Like you're saying, wow.

1073
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 3: But how many women have come up to you after

1074
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 3: a comedy show and asked you out one?

1075
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: And what does she look like? In post edit that

1076
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: for longer? You know, make that silence like three seconds.

1077
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 4: Sydney, I know these things girls talk to people that

1078
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 4: do the show.

1079
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 5: That's it's more of a thing for sure.

1080
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: Well I think that's not right.

1081
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 2: Like I feel like more people should come up to

1082
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 2: women because we were ready, We're ready, Sydney's ready.

1083
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm prepared.

1084
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 2: But no, Marie, you're ready to shut people down or

1085
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 2: you're like, so where you want to take me?

1086
00:47:58,360 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: You want to take me to the Cirque?

1087
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 3: Okay, yay, the Mark Hotel for more lobster that I'm

1088
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 3: not paying for.

1089
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, exactly.

1090
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 2: I just want the option for people to like come

1091
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 2: up to me and try to talk to me, for me.

1092
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: To shut it down so you can be like, no,

1093
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: thanks some of that. Yeah, that's it.

1094
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 3: I like.

1095
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 4: Also, I want to get invited all the parties so

1096
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 4: I can say I'm busy. You know what I'm saying.

1097
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 4: You just want the invite.

1098
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: No, I want to go to the parties, eat the food,

1099
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: and then leave.

1100
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 3: You want to go to the parties, maybe having a

1101
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 3: good food, y'all, dumn Osama, you definitely shouldn't be skipping food.

1102
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: You should.

1103
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 2: You should go to these parties or summer and have

1104
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 2: it to go a little box with you so you

1105
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 2: can have some food.

1106
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: Stuff people for me?

1107
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 3: Is there anything that you could tell us about Molly

1108
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 3: that you feel like most people don't know.

1109
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: I think everybody has tried Molly.

1110
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 4: If you take a lot of it, it makes you

1111
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 4: grind your teeth super heavy. Yes, a lot of Molly

1112
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 4: users will have pacifiers and though.

1113
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: Oh that's why Is that why they eat the.

1114
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,720
Speaker 4: Lollipop lollypops and gum and stuff like that, Because Molly's

1115
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 4: it does something. It's one of those just reactions. It

1116
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 4: makes you not piss at all. You don't need to

1117
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 4: pee at all.

1118
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 3: And that's why you drink a lot of water.

1119
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 4: Water.

1120
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: No, but I heard that you drink too much water.

1121
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 5: You do want to drink nine bottles water poisoning and

1122
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 5: you'll die.

1123
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: Yes, that's water poisoning. Too much water, because you're drowning yourself.

1124
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 4: That you just water poisoning. Yeah, and so if you

1125
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 4: take a lot of molley, you'll start grinding like your

1126
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:29,720
Speaker 4: teeth very intensely.

1127
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's what the pacifiers were as well. Yes,

1128
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: they grind a lot.

1129
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 4: Yes. And also your eyes are your people are dilated,

1130
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 4: So the color thing with the eyes when they do

1131
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,959
Speaker 4: the hand thing, that's also because your eyes are getting

1132
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 4: more stimulated because it's more light coming in. Tones are

1133
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 4: like kind of expanded.

1134
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: So you're like you optomology.

1135
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 3: He's Bill Nive Molly Bill science, Bill ni the Molly guy. Yeah,

1136
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:55,680
Speaker 3: you got it right.

1137
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 1: You had it right.

1138
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 2: And besides the molly, like, can you tell something about

1139
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 2: you that has nothing to do with drugs, like thinking

1140
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 2: that you like, I want to listeners to know that you're.

1141
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 4: I love today we don't we chill at comedy and

1142
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 4: we've done drugs together. One see, I'm since you don't

1143
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 4: see me just hanging and just walking around like drugs together.

1144
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 5: You were edibles.

1145
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 4: I was molly, not drugs.

1146
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 3: That's not drugs and me edibles and drugs though, come on,

1147
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 3: that's that's trucks that I'll show up in the drug test.

1148
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: It is we there're drugs. Y'all did drugs together. We

1149
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: did drugs together. I was there drug together. I was

1150
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 1: cherone and I was terrified. I was like, it's too much.

1151
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 4: You know, I love doing this is what we think.

1152
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 4: I love facetiving my mom face on my mom for

1153
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 4: like an hour.

1154
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:50,640
Speaker 2: Well that's not going to get you any ass some ass.

1155
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 4: Right, right right? I think I think mama's was are

1156
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 4: are kind.

1157
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 2: Of It depends at the show involved.

1158
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 1: Are you with your family?

1159
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,839
Speaker 3: No, he don't live there, he lives up here. And

1160
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 3: how often do you talk to your mom every day? Yeah,

1161
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 3: I've talked to my mother or she think I'm dood.

1162
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 2: Is your parents like real strict, like they only want

1163
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:09,720
Speaker 2: you to marry another.

1164
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: That's it.

1165
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 3: Bengali girl, she can't even be like Indians can't.

1166
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 1: Be that's it.

1167
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 2: That's it with a black girl.

1168
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 4: My mom was like one time I was like Mom,

1169
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,760
Speaker 4: I'm kind of into black girls. And she's like no, no,

1170
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 4: like smiling, but almost like a crazy smile.

1171
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 5: Like no, no, no, no.

1172
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 1: Again, no no.

1173
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 4: She is the most adorable woman who hates black people.

1174
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, ship are you?

1175
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: Was I was rooting for you, We are all rooting

1176
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: for you.

1177
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 4: She's a very Bengaly girl, very traditional, uh, and she's

1178
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 4: she when Bengali moms come and brown moms come to America,

1179
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,840
Speaker 4: all they see is the media, and the media portrays

1180
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 4: black people is terrible. Is like, oh yes, I see

1181
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 4: is the media. So they're they like by people. It's fine.

1182
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 4: This is they're scared of you know, quote quote hip

1183
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 4: hop exactly.

1184
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 5: It was just it's wrong.

1185
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,759
Speaker 4: And you know what's interesting. Thug is actually a Hindi word.

1186
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 4: You guys know that dog is a Hindi word meaning tuggy.

1187
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 4: And when British people used to get raided by Indian pickpockets, uh,

1188
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 4: you know the British people when they when they took

1189
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 4: over India, they would get you know, fucking stolen and

1190
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 4: ship and like people right, raving bands of rap scallions

1191
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 4: would like steal their ship. So that turn went back

1192
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 4: to Britain and went back you know English.

1193
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 3: Oh so the original thug thug world Indo guys.

1194
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, whoa, how did it get pushed on us? So?

1195
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 4: So it's in English, right, So thug became an English

1196
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:45,680
Speaker 4: word and English words you know in America speaks English.

1197
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 4: Eventually thugs became you know, because pickpockets were the gangsters

1198
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 4: of India, you know what I'm saying, and they would

1199
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 4: be stealing ship.

1200
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: So this ship on.

1201
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,439
Speaker 4: You were a bad dude in India, you'll call the thug.

1202
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 4: Call is is the Indian word tuggy tuggy life.

1203
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: You tug you tried to cheat me?

1204
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 5: Tug such a tug tug exactly.

1205
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 4: So okay, I came back here and that you know,

1206
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 4: hut bad people, thugs, thug life.

1207
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: We are learning so much today, we really are. But

1208
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:19,319
Speaker 1: you know what we want to see if you really

1209
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: are the expert, Molly, here we go. So we're gonna

1210
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: give you a little quiz. Are you ready for this, Sidney?

1211
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this?

1212
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1213
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,839
Speaker 1: You got some questions for him? Yeah, I got one question.

1214
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,720
Speaker 1: Do you want to ask it? Uh?

1215
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 3: It's one of those last it's like the okay, so

1216
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 3: it's not a good question. Okay, shut up something. Can

1217
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 3: you name We've already talked about two of them. Can

1218
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 3: you name uh three songs where they talk about Molly?

1219
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 4: Okay, future song Molly said, Okay, I'm gonna give you

1220
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 4: that one.

1221
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:51,319
Speaker 1: But James, what's the name of that song?

1222
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 4: Don't believe me? Just that the word that's the song?

1223
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 4: Fucking I forgot the name of the song.

1224
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 1: Uh, all gold everything.

1225
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 5: I think something something like that.

1226
00:54:03,239 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's a Rick Ross song.

1227
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 5: And then Mount Olympus, big crit.

1228
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: Mount Olympus. I don't know that's song.

1229
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 4: Yeah. He talked about how they want first they want

1230
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,720
Speaker 4: a trap, now they wanted Molly.

1231
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: It's called Approaching Nirvana.

1232
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,320
Speaker 4: No, no, it's a Mount Olympus by a big crit,

1233
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,879
Speaker 4: big crit. Okay, he's the best guy in the South

1234
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 4: right now, so good.

1235
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,880
Speaker 2: Wait what's the Rick Ross song where he's like, I

1236
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 2: put Molly in her drink and she didn't even know it.

1237
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 4: Oh, fucking.

1238
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: Corrections off, Yeah, she didn't even know it. That's the song.

1239
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 4: There's so many increvating evidence on a rap songs, So funny.

1240
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,240
Speaker 3: Who are some artists that you think are like super

1241
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 3: big advocates of Mally like they're like every glamorize.

1242
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 4: It German DJ. You know what I'm saying all that,

1243
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,320
Speaker 4: like the E d M scene, you know Gareth Emery,

1244
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 4: t Stowe, Diplo, Major Laser.

1245
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 2: Well, obviously ts so needs people to be on Molly

1246
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 2: because I don't get it.

1247
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: I don't know music. I don't work when you're on.

1248
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: When you're on, Yeah, I was like, I'm not dancing

1249
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: to this. None of this makes me feel anything.

1250
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 4: I like it. It's just not intrinsically good music. I

1251
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,480
Speaker 4: like bobbing to dance music, but as music, it's fucking what's.

1252
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 1: Your favorite djir?

1253
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 4: DJ is Diplo and you like I like Diplo, like

1254
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 4: Scrillis and I like Rusco Rusco Is.

1255
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 2: I feel like they're just they're like.

1256
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 5: Roscoe can actually scratch.

1257
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,479
Speaker 4: He's actually a good DJ. He knows how to fucking spin,

1258
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 4: you know, so he actually brings that energy into a

1259
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 4: live performance.

1260
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 1: So you like techno or deb step, Like what which one?

1261
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 4: That ship?

1262
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 1: Right?

1263
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 4: Uh? Techno is like the that that ship that you

1264
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 4: probably hate, Yes and just keep going for a thousand years.

1265
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: Yes, when we were at that, like we're like it's

1266
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 1: the same, it's super hype.

1267
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:06,280
Speaker 4: It's just and that's just like at least fake drops.

1268
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 4: But that's when you're on drug. This is all you

1269
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 4: want to hear is want to be tranced up. It's

1270
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 4: kind of a spiritual experience for that.

1271
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: The best song listen to.

1272
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 4: What you're like when I love getting getting lit quote

1273
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,719
Speaker 4: so I like fucking hard ship, like when it's like

1274
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 4: the hard drops. So if it's krillics, he does like

1275
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 4: really hard top step ship.

1276
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the best song I'm looking at?

1277
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 5: I love do scrillish moral Kombat?

1278
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: What that that sounds like something you should be doing?

1279
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: So no, you know, I used to love Benny Vanasi

1280
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 2: BENI yeah, which is very like.

1281
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 4: Like a soccer mom. How does you guys listening to

1282
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 4: the Benny the Benny but.

1283
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: Put Benny.

1284
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:55,000
Speaker 4: Benny was really good. I love Benny dead mouse maybe

1285
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 4: dead mouse.

1286
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 1: This is all that music is awful to me.

1287
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 5: Benny's satisfaction.

1288
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 4: Yes, I know you look as satisfactor.

1289
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: That's that's wait.

1290
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:11,760
Speaker 4: I have a question.

1291
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 1: Your hands. It's so funny with a European guy.

1292
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 4: Up.

1293
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 2: Okay, you can see him moving his mouth because like

1294
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 2: every word.

1295
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 4: Wait, fuck up, fu fu fuck you know ship?

1296
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: This is my fucking your I din't you're HEARDing me?

1297
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 3: Okay, I have a question.

1298
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,680
Speaker 2: How many days does it take for molly to get

1299
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 2: out of your system?

1300
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 4: Uh? Six weeks?

1301
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 1: Six weeks.

1302
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 4: You shouldn't be doing it until like three months.

1303
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 1: Wait to show up in like if we do a

1304
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 1: direg test.

1305
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 4: Oh ship, I don't even know.

1306
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 1: Fuck you should know, dude, it's something at work.

1307
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 4: Cash, Oh cash.

1308
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 3: Two weeks you asking us how did you do the research?

1309
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 2: You know?

1310
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,280
Speaker 1: I thought you knew because since you do it.

1311
00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 5: Fuck I I actually never thought about it.

1312
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 4: I just do it and then I move on.

1313
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: He said, six weeks. That's six weeks.

1314
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 4: To stay out of your system, but like, uh, to

1315
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 4: pass up on a drug test, I don't know. Six

1316
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 4: weeks when all the show your body is back to

1317
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 4: the same levels of serotonin. But I don't know if

1318
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 4: you'd still be caught as a molly user.

1319
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: You're an idiot.

1320
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 2: It says for it to be detected in a drug

1321
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 2: test about one to one to three days, okay, okay,

1322
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 2: So after for like heavier users, five days okay, okay,

1323
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 2: so would probably like nine days for you.

1324
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like you passed out.

1325
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: I have the last question.

1326
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you had the one.

1327
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 2: This is this is good. Okay, So you're hanging out

1328
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 2: with a girl. You'll both drop some molly. You're having

1329
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 2: a good time hanging out. Y'all get to her room because.

1330
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: You don't have one.

1331
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 2: Always always get to her room, and y'all initiate sex

1332
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 2: commenced with You could tell she's a little hesitant, but

1333
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 2: she's also rolling her face off.

1334
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: What do you do?

1335
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 3: Oh good?

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Speaker 4: Basically, there's no right answer to this question.

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's only one. You're rolling.

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Speaker 4: You're rolling, I'm rolling, he's rolling. Here's things rolling. You

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00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 4: don't need sex. He didn't make you hornier. You're actually

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Speaker 4: so much empathy is coming out of you that you'd

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Speaker 4: only look at her and be like, are you truly

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Speaker 4: ready for this? And if she says yes, you'll do it.

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Speaker 4: If no, you won't do it because you are so

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Speaker 4: in tune with what she wants. It's not a horny drug.

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Speaker 1: You don't get so much from that answer.

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Speaker 5: Sydney's friends.

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Speaker 4: This one time I didn't I didn't want to, right,

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Speaker 4: and then it was a good show, and well, and

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Speaker 4: then after that day I would want on Facebook and

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Speaker 4: I'm like, find all these porn bots trying to add me.

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Speaker 4: I deleted like three or four friends. Were all your

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Speaker 4: friends eat it? And I thought there were porn bucks.

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00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 4: They're so fucking gorgeous and they're on one mutual friend Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Ego probably the one who and it was fucking Sydney's friends.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, sexys friend, so dumb, dude, my friend,

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Speaker 2: I gotta loved you.

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Speaker 1: She was like, he's so funny. I just want to donate.

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Speaker 3: Yoama, we gotta wrap this up. People who are listening.

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Speaker 4: Catch you ATMA been laughing. Twitter and Instagram. That's U

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Speaker 4: s A M A b I N l A U

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Speaker 4: g h I N website USAWMA stands up dot com.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: That's fantastic, Sydney. Where can people catch you?

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Speaker 2: You can catch me, I know at the check catching

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Speaker 2: place because I'm no longer putting any of my money

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Speaker 2: in my account.

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Speaker 1: Anyways.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, Interesting because I'm like, I don't know, I feel

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Speaker 2: like the I R.

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Speaker 1: S is about to come through. You don't do your taxes,

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Speaker 1: you know last week about to get hit the fan.

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Speaker 2: We might not be doing a podcast.

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Speaker 3: I got through women at my house, so I'm I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna do it. The intificial experts shut up.

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Speaker 2: You can catch me on Instagram at Jeff said j

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Speaker 2: U s t s y d b W and Twitter

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Speaker 2: j U.

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Speaker 1: S t s y d n y C. You can

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Speaker 1: catch me.

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Speaker 3: On Instagram at rez r e E e z y

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Speaker 3: And then you can catch us on the Unofficial Expert

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Speaker 3: what's the Instagram Instagram Unofficial Experts on Instagram, and you

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01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 3: catch us every second Saturday in New York City at

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Speaker 3: the warm up.

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Speaker 1: The next show is Saturday the thirteenth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I feel like we're gonna drop this before,

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01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,920
Speaker 2: but we also have our live show May Seventh's we're gonna.

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Speaker 3: Drop this after. That's why I didn't say it. Oh yeah,

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01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 3: See how you just be unprofessional?

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Speaker 1: Listen. People know what they've been listening. They know what

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Speaker 1: I get.

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Speaker 3: Guys, keep listening, Share with your friends, Grab your mother's

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01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 3: I phone, subscribe to the podcast on her phone.

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01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: She don't know what a podcast is. Please comment and review,

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01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 1: please please please don't be backing Sydney. That's not cute.

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Speaker 3: And also stay away from eating ass on the beach

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Speaker 3: because you don't want to be like usy.

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Speaker 1: Thanks a lunch. Bye,