1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,840 Speaker 1: It's time for dirty little secret. Remember, if you have 2 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:04,360 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret or a big dirty all you 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:05,920 Speaker 1: have to do is text in the show four one 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,640 Speaker 1: or six one. Tell us you have something to get 5 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:10,559 Speaker 1: off your chest. Will reach right through the phone and 6 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,080 Speaker 1: we'll grab it and shake it in front of your 7 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: face and then throw it into the wind so that 8 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,120 Speaker 1: people can hear your secret. Ye. Yes, we will swaddle 9 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: it in swaddling clothes like a little baby to saddle. 10 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:23,920 Speaker 1: I don't know, but it is. It's the stuff put 11 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 1: a baby in a blanket and you put up in 12 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 1: you like, oh, like a burrito. Yeah. Why don't adults 13 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 1: get swaddled? We get tucked in sometimes. Yeah, my husband 14 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: talks me on sometimes. Oh she hates it though, Yeah, 15 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:38,240 Speaker 1: and she hates it. You don't like it, I don't 16 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:42,479 Speaker 1: really actually like get angry. But speaking of little babies 17 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: on the phone right now to tell us a dirt 18 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:46,320 Speaker 1: little secret. Remember we always keep everybody anonymous. We don't 19 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. Phone right now, Baby Yoda, 20 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: Baby Yoda, Baby Yoda. What's up, baby Yoda? How are 21 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: you ya? That's fantastic? Yeah, you want to be swaddled 22 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: right now? Or do you want to tell us a 23 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. You know, how about I tell you 24 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: the dirty little secret. We can swaddle after. Oh that's great. 25 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: What's your what's your dirty little secret? Baby yoda? Okay, 26 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:11,399 Speaker 1: So I'm I'm a personal trainer. What's a school for 27 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:14,440 Speaker 1: to become a personal trainer? Like proper vocational school, not 28 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,960 Speaker 1: a weekend course. And we learned a lot about the 29 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: human body, how to grow muscles, and so I just 30 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,039 Speaker 1: I got really focused on things that we that our 31 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 1: body depletes with through age. One of the biggest things 32 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: for me as I am I'm getting older is human 33 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: growth hormone. So my verty little secret is that I've 34 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: been working really hard to find different ways to acquire 35 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: the human growth hormone. Okay, I've never done any tea 36 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: or any any tests. You know. I've done the testostrom 37 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 1: before it got low tea. Really, I don't know if 38 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: anybody can tell that because of the masculinity that I 39 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: exhibit all the time. So your secret is you're trying 40 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,120 Speaker 1: to find human growth hormone pretty easy to find. There's 41 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: been a ton of studies, especially with us. Is that 42 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: that you know, how babies grow as quickly as they 43 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: do through their mother's milk and and develop off of it. Um. 44 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: The sessions that they need to grow comes directly and 45 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 1: naturally from the mother. I've always said that no man 46 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: should be drinking human milk, Like it makes sense. Women 47 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: when they're done with giving birth, you know, after they 48 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:18,320 Speaker 1: have I'm obviously a scientist, when they when they squirt 49 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 1: the baby out. Yeah, like someti at a certain point 50 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,839 Speaker 1: they're done with the breastfeeding and they got extra milk 51 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: in there. Why not like human dairy farms, right, and 52 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 1: like what nurses plum things on, you know, they do 53 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 1: it on the utterers of cows, right. Do it for 54 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: women though, because they have to drain it anyway or 55 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: a first job. It hurts, right, Like you know, Alex 56 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 1: has had two kids, so she knows it hurts. The 57 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: breastfeeding huts. It hurts if you don't drain or drain it. 58 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: You can train. If you don't drain your milk after 59 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:46,240 Speaker 1: you have babies and you take your broth, your your 60 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:50,239 Speaker 1: boobs will literally squirt milk out. Oh my god, it'll squirt. Yeah, 61 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 1: that is well mental. Sorry to detract from your little 62 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 1: secret there, just to went off on a rant about 63 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: breast milk. But to tell you the truth, you didn't 64 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: really go too far off of the track. Made me 65 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: feel a little bit more comfortable. So yes, I actually 66 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: find and drink human breast milk to help with help 67 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 1: with my physical Okay, as I get older, so you ask, 68 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: like what your friends are pregnant, like after they have 69 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: their baby, if you can have some of their milk. 70 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: So so I've kind of I've resorted to doing it unanimously, 71 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: like I'll go on social media forms and stuff like 72 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 1: that and to pregnant women. You buying breast milk off 73 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 1: the dark web, the black you know there's that that's 74 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 1: not on the dark web. Oh yeah, I by right 75 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: off of Instagram. Yeah. There are a lot of women 76 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: who will give other people their breast milk, but they 77 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: think it's for other babies, you know, for like mothers 78 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 1: who can't produce breast milk. Other moms will give their 79 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: breast milk away, when really it's for thirty year old man. Yeah, 80 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: I mean I do think we should be drinking human 81 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: milk for sure. Does it taste different though, it tastes 82 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: sweet sweet, It's just a little sweet. It's not like 83 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: sweet sweets like ba No, it tastes better than cow's milk. Yeah. Yeah, 84 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 1: I haven't had a lot of breastmolk in my time, 85 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 1: but I did convince a friend who had a baby 86 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: one time to let me sample it. Was it all right? 87 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: I thought it was good. I don't judge you. I 88 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: don't judge you on this one. Also, I know that 89 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: we've got our first customer when we set up the 90 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 1: Jewel Show Human Dairy Farm. So what do you all 91 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 1: of us? Oh, he's the customer the phone. Yeah, he'll 92 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,640 Speaker 1: be the first one in line because he's that breastmoke. 93 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 1: You stop hitting him up on Instagram. Well, thank you 94 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret, baby Yoda. Yeah, 95 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 1: thanks for having me. Guys, May the Force be with you. Yeah, 96 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,000 Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret?