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Speaker 1: have comedian actor, impersonator, writer lawyer, very accomplished man uh

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Speaker 5: Good to be here. Who's who's in the running for tallest?

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Speaker 1: My cousin Anthony Morrow, who played and.

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Speaker 5: Those are those are useful height inches? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like six seven and and uh and uh

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Speaker 1: one of the best three point shooters right in the.

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Speaker 4: So I gheit one career three in college.

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Speaker 5: You don't realize I was like a.

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Speaker 4: Buff stretch stretch four before they allowed for stretch floor.

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Speaker 5: It's like I wasn't good enough to change the game.

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Speaker 4: So like people just get inside, just shut up and

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Speaker 4: get inside.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. That was what's funny is when I used to

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Speaker 1: back a year ago. We used to play basketball. Back

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Speaker 1: when we used to play basketball. You know, over the years,

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Speaker 1: you see these kids come up and you get to

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Speaker 1: see the game change for everybody, right, So of course

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Speaker 1: first person I noticed changed the game of my life

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Speaker 1: was Alan Iverson. Yes, every four foot three motherfucker would

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Speaker 1: come to the court and think they should shoot seven.

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Speaker 2: Allow them on past all that stuff.

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Speaker 5: People wearing change the culture.

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Speaker 4: Even more than that, I think Iverson is one of

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Speaker 5: Not probably in terms of the culture of basketball.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't even mean like the basketball culture

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Speaker 1: and had all these sorry imitators And because he shot

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Speaker 6: You'd be like, you do know he has like professional people,

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Speaker 1: Well, meanwhile, there's just no there's no free throws and

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Speaker 1: worse percentage than Alan Iverson because there's so then that

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Speaker 4: Another imagine, I haven't played pick up in a long time,

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Speaker 4: It's get the easiest shot you and you would.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And because they're kids, they don't think of it

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Speaker 1: Kevin Durant changed the game a lot because that dude's legit,

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Speaker 1: seven feet and out here shooting crazy shots all this stuff.

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Speaker 1: Obviously one of one talent, but I noticed it with

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Speaker 1: Never never come out of the paint for any reason.

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Speaker 1: Learn to dribble. Why would you need to learn to dribble.

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Speaker 1: You need to learn to rebound and dunk.

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Speaker 2: Kevin got that. I mean, I mean Durant got them

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Speaker 2: out to doing everything. They got hands. They could be

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Speaker 2: the person on tell you why are you the point God?

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Speaker 2: Because I could do it.

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Speaker 4: Witzky probably was like a little before Durant in terms

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Speaker 4: of because I remember seeing Dirk Nowitzky in an all

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Speaker 4: dudes who can like dominate the competition. But he played

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Speaker 4: like this europe team eighteen and under verse like basically

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Speaker 4: like a best of the McDonald's All American team. Dude

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Speaker 4: dropped like thirty on them, and you know he was

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Speaker 4: I think what happens is for me, it was like

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Speaker 4: you gotta be like the coach has to basically be like,

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Speaker 5: Let JL do whatever he wants, he might not play.

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Speaker 4: For me, right, But if you're not that good, they're

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Speaker 1: Well that's the thing, right, That's that's why I'm getting

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Speaker 1: too so And the only reason with Dark and not

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Speaker 1: changing the game was just that he was white. Like

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Speaker 1: people are racist, and it's not fair, right, I say,

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Speaker 1: the same thing with Luca. It's not fair the backlash

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Speaker 1: that Luca is worse than just enjoy Luke had let

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Speaker 1: racist people be racist. It's not like anything we say

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Speaker 1: game anyway. The difference now is, like you said, you

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Speaker 1: would have had to be transformational back then. Now I

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Speaker 1: feel like coaches are like, nah, you should do that.

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Speaker 1: Like you're six foot five and you're a fucking sophomore,

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Speaker 1: go ahead and shoot that three. And that is the

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Speaker 1: part that was the hardest thing to grasp when I

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Speaker 1: would play with these kids, because I'd be like, dude,

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Speaker 1: my coach doesn't tell me to do that at all,

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Speaker 1: Like like I'm like, do what.

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Speaker 4: You're coming say, walking into your gym seven feet shoulders,

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Speaker 4: like yeah, you fill up the door. And then he

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Speaker 4: shooting he's not missing from from three point rangs, Like

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Speaker 4: it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: It's changed the whole way that basketball, Like, uh, the

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Speaker 1: center for the Jazz is a throwback now, like it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: they but that used to be like that dude is

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Speaker 1: not just like if he would have came along again,

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Speaker 1: the highest paid players in the league, franchise guy. You

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Speaker 1: build around him. Now we're like to be fair.

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Speaker 5: I can say this as a Jazz fan.

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Speaker 4: Rudy Gobert is a throwback to like the nineteen sixties.

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Speaker 5: He's not even nineteen eighties. He's like block shots, set screen,

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Speaker 5: rebound drunk.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, don't you touch the ball outside of this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. Like you don't even see

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Speaker 1: don't even see pressure on him to develops post moves

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Speaker 1: like that used to be another thing.

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Speaker 4: Think he's a good like the same way Tim Duncan

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Speaker 4: was kind of like a not fun yeah, but a

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Speaker 4: good role model, I would say in terms of your attitude.

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Speaker 4: Not his game was boring. He was incredible, but it

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Speaker 4: was boring. He didn't even look like he was enjoying basketball.

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Speaker 4: That was the thing. It wasn't like he smiled after

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Speaker 4: forty and twenty game. He just like had that sad

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Speaker 4: look and left the gym.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: But the Rudy Gobert and Rudy Gobert bay See.

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Speaker 4: I think the lessons should be for some players, like, hey,

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Speaker 4: if you're not gonna be Steph Curry or Lebron James,

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Speaker 4: there's another path, which is you know, Dennis Rodman was

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Speaker 4: the flashy version of Rudy Gobert. Rebound, defend, hard, hard work,

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Speaker 4: and effort. There's a place, and there's millions of dollars

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Speaker 4: in that too. But I think nobody really you know,

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Speaker 4: Rudy Gobert said it. I think last year or the

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Speaker 4: year he didn't make the All Star Game like two

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Speaker 4: years ago, he was like, I get it, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to be I wouldn't look up to me.

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Speaker 4: He was like, I'd like Donovan Mitchell more than me

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Speaker 4: as a fan.

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Speaker 1: Right, Well, it's also just the error man he missed

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Speaker 1: out because it would have been pressure on him to

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Speaker 1: do more any Like it would have been like we're

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Speaker 1: paying you now, get into pain, make Why aren't you

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Speaker 1: go work with Hakeem in the offseason and get ripped

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Speaker 1: off for that money and then and then like it

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Speaker 1: would be in all this pressure. But it's kind of

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Speaker 1: gotta be nice now, right Like if they lose, we're

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Speaker 1: not going it's Rudy Gobert's fault. We're going like, well,

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Speaker 1: Rudy did his best. He's dunk and he's rebounding, he's

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Speaker 1: blocking shots. What the fuck do you want from him?

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Speaker 1: In his league? It's like there's a there's two type

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Speaker 1: of dudes. It's just throwback Rudy Gobert or you're Kevin

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Speaker 1: Durant doing crossovers at the half courtes, like there's no

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Speaker 1: other kind of big man. Now Dwight Howard skill say.

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Speaker 7: Even he's shooting some threes though he hit a three

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Speaker 7: like last night or something like, it's ridiculous, Like they're

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Speaker 7: gonna have to I hate to be the old dude.

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Speaker 4: And by the way, do we I think I have

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Speaker 4: to say I heard the podcast the Knicks are not

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Speaker 4: like Republicans. Yeah, okay, yeah, we love we are like

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Speaker 4: they are like Jim crow Era.

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Speaker 1: Dwight Howard has fourteen career three pointers. But a wow,

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Speaker 4: But the fact that he's even taking them is like

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Speaker 4: they just set a record for most threes made per

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Speaker 4: I was like, isn't the Own State philosophy only work

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Speaker 5: Are just like just cheap shooting, Yes, that's it. It's like, yeah,

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Speaker 6: It's a zero, and then they get a fast breaking

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Speaker 6: it's like, statistically, the smart thing to do would be

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Speaker 1: then now it's just like every team's like every motherfucker

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Speaker 5: He I look at him and I go, the dude

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Speaker 4: But I'm like, man, if this was nineteen ninety three,

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Speaker 1: Like my cousin probably missed this way by like four years.

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Speaker 4: But just boom and you're talking, is he and that

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Speaker 5: Right just to fill that that role that's so critical.

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Speaker 4: It's like that's my fear with comedy, Like I feel

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then like.

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Speaker 4: I'm working in a school like Kenny Powers turned into

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Speaker 5: What in the fuck just happened?

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Speaker 1: Can't I can't wait too for you to write that

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Speaker 1: skin is the difference between like Jed Butchler and fucking

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Speaker 4: That dude, I mean he has rings like he at

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Speaker 5: You can't beat that, right, But like some of those

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Steve Kerr in today's NBA would be like some six.

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Speaker 5: I mean there's a lot of seven a game.

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Speaker 4: it's just like what could have been?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like I just want to I'm.

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Speaker 4: Just like retiring in twenty eleven, just going out of

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Speaker 5: And fifteen months later, just everybody's stuck three.

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Speaker 8: He's like, what right, we just need like a like

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Speaker 8: it can be an NBA documentary series, but the series

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Speaker 1: This motherfucker man, really Duncan Robinson?

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Speaker 5: All right, all right, that's I Once.

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Speaker 4: I once had an idea I was gonna if I

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Speaker 4: these people who's like who were falling, like their profession

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Speaker 4: And then I felt like jalil okafor was a dude. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: the first team All American six you know, six nine,

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Speaker 4: and it's like, oh, if you can't guard the pick

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Speaker 5: Like, what do you want? I don't know what you

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Speaker 4: Meanwhile, I was like, really, in nineteen ninety five, I

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Speaker 4: Like if I was an NBA talent, I would have

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Speaker 4: I'm done, And that would have been like at the that.

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Speaker 5: Would have been like right before Steph Curry gets drafted.

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Speaker 1: I'll think about that all the time, man, but jail

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Speaker 5: I'm feeling good.

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Speaker 4: And wasn't that Like, so I have so my new

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Speaker 4: It's a good line up and I'm I crush, like

436
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,919
Speaker 4: I just and it felt it felt so good, and

437
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,720
Speaker 4: I had fans there like this wasn't just like you know, oh,

438
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 4: I mean plenty of the people who had no idea

439
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 4: who I was. But there were like a few tables

440
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 4: that people were like, yeah, people who.

441
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,360
Speaker 5: Liked me from the internet. But I murdered.

442
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 4: And I come off stage and Roy Wood he was

443
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,639
Speaker 4: on the line up, so he's standing there and he

444
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 4: just looks at me and goes great set. And then

445
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,160
Speaker 4: like thirty seconds later he asked me if I want

446
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 4: to open.

447
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 5: For him on Long Island in June. Yeah, only would

448
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 5: yeah keep.

449
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 4: The nineteenth at Governor's And it was like he's always

450
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 4: been nice, and I told him, like, no, bullshit. It

451
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,639
Speaker 4: was his retweet of that Easter video that took it

452
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 4: from like four thousand views to forty thousand.

453
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 5: And you know how these social media algorithms work, that

454
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 5: was the.

455
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 4: One that kind of like oh, and then like by

456
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 4: that night it was like one hundred thousand, but like

457
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 4: it was no bullshit, but it felt so good because

458
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 4: it was like, this is what I'm always complaining about

459
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 4: to anybody who listens to righteous Frigure.

460
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,199
Speaker 1: I was like, Ah, the.

461
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 4: Skills are there, the work is there, the volume of

462
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 4: material is there, and I never when people see my shit,

463
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 4: it it almost never fails.

464
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,360
Speaker 5: So it's literally about and this was like blind luck.

465
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,760
Speaker 4: There was no I didn't know until three days before

466
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 4: the show that he was even gonna be on the

467
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 4: line up.

468
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 5: So in my head, I'm like, oh, that's cool.

469
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,199
Speaker 4: I can say thank you to him maybe, like but

470
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,920
Speaker 4: I wasn't thinking like, oh, I'm gonna like connect and

471
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 4: make things happen. It's just cool to be on a

472
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 4: show with somebody that you that you respect and think

473
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,360
Speaker 4: is really funny and you're like, oh, maybe you'll see

474
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,919
Speaker 4: my stuff. You think I'm good, but you know so

475
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 4: that and then I had a show on Friday in

476
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:28,760
Speaker 4: Newark that once again I just like I'm I am.

477
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 4: I have a very high opinion of my comedy. What

478
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 4: I am hammering motherfuckers with my with like with this

479
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 4: new like cause it's like I don't I don't know

480
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 4: it's I think it's all pent up. But I haven't

481
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:48,480
Speaker 4: stopped thinking comedy. I haven't stopped, you know. I was

482
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 4: trying to think of like a like a comic book

483
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 4: villain or someone who's just in like a prison, waiting

484
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 4: till they.

485
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:58,920
Speaker 5: Can get out, you know what I mean. Now I'm

486
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 5: like maybe I'm fucking or something.

487
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 4: And now I'm out, And it was like, I mean,

488
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:08,439
Speaker 4: the new stuff is hitting so hard and it feels

489
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 4: so good because I know what I'm putting out there.

490
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,240
Speaker 4: This isn't to be like I'm saying shit that nobody

491
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 4: could think of it.

492
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 5: I'm not saying that.

493
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,199
Speaker 4: But what I'm doing I'm not even afraid of, Like

494
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 4: what if somebody else says that.

495
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 5: I know that, like so much of it is unique

496
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 5: to me.

497
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 4: It feels excellent though it's really the first show that

498
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 4: Tuesday show.

499
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 5: I just sat in the bar with.

500
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 4: My mask on, and I referred to it on another

501
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 4: podcast as like my lib coock blankie. I know it's

502
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 4: not even doing anything, but in my head, I'm like,

503
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 4: I don't even know if it's but.

504
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: Well, you gotta know what's funny though, like because people,

505
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. People say that, especially since the new

506
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,760
Speaker 1: mask stuff has come out or whatever, and people, you know,

507
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,639
Speaker 1: but I haven't had the flu. I haven't had a colt.

508
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 6: You haven't heard people sneeze it like people I feel

509
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,479
Speaker 6: like like like people trying to like some people have

510
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 6: been trying to knock it, like you know, you can

511
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 6: still get coronavirus.

512
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I think I'm gonna wear a mask though,

513
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 1: like just I mean, whats the off chance that nobody

514
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: got the fucking flu in the last year we was

515
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: all wearing masks alone. I'm gonna go ahead and stick

516
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: with the mask because you know what else I don't

517
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: like the flu maybe you know or.

518
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 4: No, And I think that like to me, I definitely

519
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 4: think that, and I hope it becomes I don't want

520
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 4: to feel pressure to do it, but like when it's

521
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 4: flu season after a year of it, like if I'm

522
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 4: on the subway, well you know, in New York, like

523
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 4: I don't even I won't even think it's like weird

524
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,360
Speaker 4: to put a mask on. But it was weird being

525
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 4: because most I think almost everybody in the bar was

526
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 4: vaccinated because New York is not like a Florida or

527
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 4: Texas where you're like, I don't know what you do

528
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 4: with your life.

529
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 5: Probably the opposite of me. Like New York.

530
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,960
Speaker 4: If you're out at a bar that's closed in, everybody

531
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 4: like almost everybody clapped when somebody said like vaccinated.

532
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 5: So the culture is different.

533
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 4: But it still just felt weird because it was like

534
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 4: my first time in a year. I've been in a

535
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 4: restaurant like twice both like very empty, like in the

536
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 4: last year. So it was still weird though being me

537
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 4: and that, you know, I'm just like everybody's got their mask,

538
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 4: like and somebody like on Friday was like talking close

539
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 4: to me and they were vaccinated. But I was like, oh,

540
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,919
Speaker 4: I definitely have some like Pegs did. Like I'm just

541
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 4: like I didn't say anything, but I'm like, oh damn,

542
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 4: this dude's like close to me. It wouldn't have been

543
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 4: a thing a year and a half ago. Like it

544
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 4: wasn't like he was being rude, like this is how

545
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,639
Speaker 4: people talk like at a bar that's loud.

546
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 5: But I was just like, okay, all.

547
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 6: Right, right, yeah, a lot was I have that, Yes,

548
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 6: don't feel bad when I had I had been to

549
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 6: the doctor in like a while, so like a year

550
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 6: and a half because I was like, I don't want

551
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 6: to go. So when I did go, I wasn't vaccinated yet.

552
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 6: And Roger, you know, the dude to take our blood

553
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 6: and stuff. What they did they changed it up. Instead

554
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 6: of the instead of the patients going to their room,

555
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 6: they would rotate around.

556
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 2: And so I'm actually.

557
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,719
Speaker 6: Very talkative, but because like you said, kind of PTSD,

558
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 6: he would try to start up a conversation and I

559
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 6: would just kind of yes, no, I really wasn't trying

560
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:19,719
Speaker 6: to carry the conversation along because I didn't really know

561
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 6: how to interact.

562
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 2: So he kept kind of pulling at me. Then I

563
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 2: started talking a little bit, but not like I normally do.

564
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 6: So I feel you because I'm not like a I'm

565
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 6: not at the point where I could just full flashes,

566
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 6: you know, because that's just me.

567
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 2: I'm just a high energy person. I don't know when

568
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 2: I may ever get to that point.

569
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Speaker 6: And like I said, for me, it's I know, it's

570
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 6: a mental thing because even now when we go outside,

571
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 6: I know they got the rules, but I still want

572
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 6: my mask when we were outside, even if it's me

573
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 6: and Roderick.

574
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 2: So it's good.

575
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: Even if it was just going from the parking lot

576
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: to the apartment, she'll put on her mask. And I didn't.

577
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: I just I don't because obviously, uh, you know, the

578
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: CDC and says like, you know, it's straight, and then

579
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 1: all the ship we read every day on the show,

580
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: it's like, oh yeah, okay, so that's really not happening.

581
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: People aren't getting it from being outside and passing somebody,

582
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: so you know. And then the other thing is the mask.

583
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone should have known to wear the

584
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,479
Speaker 1: mask because Asian people were wearing a mask and Asian

585
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: people are much smarter than us as a culture.

586
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 4: What I thought not to bring up Adam Carolla, but

587
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 4: but but I always thought of because he was one

588
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 4: of those guys that would they you know, he's in

589
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 4: that branch of conservatives who love to weaponize Asian statistics

590
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 4: Asian culture.

591
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: Can you still do Adam Carolla impression or have you

592
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: lost it now?

593
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 4: It's like it's in there somewhere, but it's definitely out

594
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 4: of practice. The one I'm warming up for is John

595
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 4: Burnthal is Tony Soprano's dad this fall, Yeah, in the

596
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 4: Sopranos prequel, Man wife Beater Tomato Sauce.

597
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 5: Besides of their like some gestures like that.

598
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 4: But I think one of the things I feel like

599
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 4: I have to do, and it felt good, Like when

600
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 4: I was walking to the to the show. When I

601
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 4: got into the city, you know, mask for the whole

602
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 4: train ride in, I got like a taco ward in

603
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 4: the place, but then like walked to the place without

604
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,120
Speaker 4: a mask on until I saw like some crowded blocks.

605
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 4: But I have to say it felt good and my

606
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 4: not that I'm an expert on anything, but I would

607
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 4: say to Karen since I sort of feel the same,

608
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 4: I think baby steps because you are safe, so it

609
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 4: is mental. So I think like going to the car

610
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 4: without a mask is probably like just to get you

611
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 4: used to it. Like nobody's gonna obviously Rod is not

612
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 4: gonna say take the day of mask from UK, but

613
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 4: like it'll be good for you to just be like, oh,

614
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 4: it feels good not to be because we're not gonna

615
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 4: be reckless about the opposite where we have to like

616
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 4: you know, it's like it's like somebody like rock climbing

617
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 4: or something. It's like, Okay, you gotta just trust the

618
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 4: rope's gonna hold you. Yeah, that's like where.

619
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: You know what I mean In the car a couple

620
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: of times though, when when I started noticing she was

621
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: wearing it, even after we had vaccinated and we were

622
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: safe and I wasn't, I'd be like, oh, is you

623
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 1: gonna wear the mask? Fucking liberal pussy fucking like, oh,

624
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: go ahead and get your your the freedom of speech,

625
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: the agenda against freedom of speech, you have to get

626
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: you know, like I just did that, and I don't

627
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: want to.

628
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 5: Look like one of them. I don't.

629
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 4: I'm also afraid, you know, as it goes with my

630
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 4: jokes where I'm like I'm half Spike Leaf and I

631
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 4: look like a Spike Lee villain.

632
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want to walk.

633
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 4: Around the city and people going like, oh, I don't

634
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 4: know if he's like that ship or a piece of shit.

635
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

636
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: We went to the store yesterday and I saw these

637
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: two it's like a woman and her son, black people,

638
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: and they both didn't have Like first I saw the

639
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: son and have a mask, and I was like, that's weird.

640
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: She let her son come in here without a mask,

641
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: and then she didn't have a mask, and I was

642
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: like that's a choice. And just like you go from

643
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: being like hey, y'all doing to being like I don't

644
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: want to make all contact. Lets all stay away from

645
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: each other because you done, because yeah, at some point

646
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: it is like a choice. And like and like you said,

647
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: if you uh, specifically, if you didn't have a mask,

648
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: they're definitely gonna be a lot of assumptions made about

649
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: your political standing where it's like you don't want to

650
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 1: wear a mask. So what was the different? Were there

651
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: any differences in stand up? Like have they changed anything

652
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 1: as far as cleaning or like how seating.

653
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 4: Is done or any of that stuff we haven't done

654
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 4: like my first comp Like, like this weekend in DC,

655
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Speaker 4: I'm at a bunch of sort of bars with you know,

656
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 4: like they've got accommodations for shows, but I know they're

657
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 4: all like three of the shows are outside and the

658
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 4: two inside ones are like limited seating space apart. So

659
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 4: I've seen that in a place that I did because

660
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,760
Speaker 4: it wasn't a comedy club, but they had spaced the

661
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 4: tables apart. Of course, in my head, I'm going, this

662
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 4: is why I wouldn't be doing this stuff if I

663
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 4: wasn't vaccinated.

664
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Speaker 5: Like I'm amazed at.

665
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 4: The people who were doing shows vaccinated, like unvaccinated this

666
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 4: whole time, because I just think that was totally reckless,

667
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 4: but I get it. If it's your livelihood, it can

668
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 4: be you know, you shouldn't be judged just because. But

669
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 4: you know, the guy who works at the supermarket has

670
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 4: to go to work, and we're not looking to hit like.

671
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 5: If your rent depends on it.

672
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 4: But the problem is in comedy, there's so many people

673
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 4: your rent doesn't depend on. Like you're either so successful

674
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 4: that you can take the time off to be safe,

675
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 4: or you're doing it for your ego, Like I gotta

676
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 4: get out there and get these spots.

677
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 5: Why with the.

678
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 4: Ninety dollars you make really be the difference between starving

679
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,960
Speaker 4: and living.

680
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 5: But so far I haven't done any comedy club.

681
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 4: Comedy clubs June, I have a couple lined up, so

682
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 4: I'll see what that's like that. But it's just, uh,

683
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 4: you know, it feels good to be back, and it

684
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 4: feels good to be like, oh man, I'm like, n there.

685
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: Are they doing the thing where it's like everyone brings

686
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: their own mic or any of that type of stuff.

687
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 5: Yet not at the places I've worked.

688
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 1: It's like, as I know, Hollywood, Uh, this is a

689
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 1: this is the bear, this is the this is the

690
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,719
Speaker 1: rough and tumble bar circuit.

691
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 4: Okay, right, I want see I wish I was doing

692
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 4: big Like I'm trying to line up some like bigger

693
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 4: venues in cities where I know I have.

694
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 5: A decent following.

695
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 4: I wish I could do like the can we just

696
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 4: test every like can everybody just have to have a

697
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 4: vaccine to come here? Because that will make me feel

698
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 4: so like then I won't have even a second thought,

699
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 4: Like right now, I can do what I do, but

700
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 4: like if I'm sitting around.

701
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 5: I don't really want to be like, what's your story?

702
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, so watch some venues are doing like vaccine

703
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 4: or a test three days earlier, and it might head

704
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 4: them like I guess a test. But for me, I'd

705
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 4: be like, if you're going to get a test to

706
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 4: come to the show, you, I feel like everybody will

707
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 4: have the vaccine, who's gonna who's gonna follow those rules?

708
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 2: Right?

709
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 4: So that would just feel a lot safer mentally, you know,

710
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 4: because I am vaccinated. But it's like, oh, three hundred

711
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 4: people in here and we're all vaccinated, Well that's great.

712
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 4: I don't have to give it a second thought.

713
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, because everything's all good to you on stage in

714
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 1: the middle of your routine and somebody coughs, and now

715
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody, like there's gonna be a part

716
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 1: of most people's brains that freeze up a little bit,

717
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 1: like oh shit, like pcsd's gonna cake in.

718
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 6: Yes, because we haven't heard a cough in a while,

719
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 6: because you know, we and Roger be out in the

720
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 6: grocery store. I haven't heard people sneeze unless they got allergies.

721
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: Most people, I mean not even with allergies. I haven't.

722
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: I'm the last person I heard a cough was me.

723
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 1: I went in to get our Hello Fresh box from

724
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: the up door, and I think there was a beard

725
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: hair in my mask that went like I somehow got

726
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: in my throat and I was just coughed. And then

727
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: I just looked around like I was ashamed and carried

728
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: the box. I was like, I wanted to be like vaccinated.

729
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,399
Speaker 1: I don't got it. I don't sorry guy's beard hair.

730
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: I just but I was just like, fuck it. Let

731
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: me just get out of here. And if anything, it's

732
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 1: a warning to everyone in the store get vaccinated. Okay,

733
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 1: you wouldn't feel so danger. If you feel in danger

734
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 1: right now, that's your fault. Come on, Okay, I didn't

735
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: do shit.

736
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 4: What about Uh, I'm all for the vaccine passport like

737
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 4: all that stuff.

738
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I just think you know, I've said.

739
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 4: This before, but my feeling on the liberty freedom people, Yeah,

740
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 4: that's just you feel weak, like you like you can't

741
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 4: admit that the world and that's how you know, like

742
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 4: make you know, that's obviously the place that religion feels

743
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 4: if you're being cynical about it or rational, religion feels that.

744
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 4: Oh it puts me in an order. I don't have

745
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 4: to feel alone. I don't have to feel like a

746
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 4: small organism in a giant, unknowable universe. So I get that,

747
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 4: I get the psychology of that. But for a lot

748
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 4: of these Christians and a lot of these conservatives, right,

749
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 4: it's they don't even buy they don't even buy that.

750
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 4: Really they right the identity, but they don't. They're not believers,

751
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 4: they're not so freedom and liberty is the real religion

752
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 4: and what like like the religion they claim. It's not

753
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 4: really about freedom and liberty. It's about me not feeling

754
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 4: weak and ends at the at the whims of nature

755
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 4: and science and randomness.

756
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 5: So you go, I can't decide who lives or dies

757
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 5: from Corona.

758
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 4: But I can tell you I don't need a vaccine,

759
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 4: and now you feel like you have agency, even if

760
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 4: that agency forces other people to get sick or be unsafe,

761
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 4: you go.

762
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 5: The only thing I can control.

763
00:36:54,760 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 4: Is my ability to like say fuck this, like it's

764
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 4: so it's so sad because I've said this about front

765
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 4: runners an election. I always feel like being a front

766
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 4: runner is a terrible thing in this country because people

767
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 4: want to feel like they made a difference. So it's

768
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 4: like Hillary Clinton's a front runner, Well fuck her being

769
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 4: a front runner.

770
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 5: I'm gonna side with this person.

771
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 4: Then I'm gonna give this person a chance, because if

772
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 4: I just vote for Hillary and she's the front runner,

773
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 4: I'm just some sheep who.

774
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 5: Like made her the winner when we already knew it.

775
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 4: But if I vote for Trump or Bernie or someone else,

776
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 4: I'm not saying people can have real beliefs to vote

777
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 4: for Bernie. But like, then you feel like I helped

778
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 4: that happen. They said it wasn't gonna happen, but I

779
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 4: helped it happen. And with the vaccine and with masks,

780
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 4: it is it's legitimately crazy. And I feel I always

781
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 4: have this like pessimistic.

782
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 5: Shit.

783
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 4: When I come on your show, I feel like where

784
00:37:53,719 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't have strong hope for us going forward.

785
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 4: I'm not talking about like we're going to be a

786
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 4: civil war in three years, but just in general, like

787
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 4: we couldn't fight coronavirus as a united front, so climate

788
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 4: change is.

789
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 5: A wash everything.

790
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 4: It's like we are the Republicans in this country are

791
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 4: like they are the real virus to the world. And

792
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,839
Speaker 4: when I say that, what I mean is they aren't

793
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 4: even a majority of this country, but we have systems

794
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 4: in place that they abuse and take advantage of. And

795
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 4: because we are a world leader, you could have one

796
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 4: hundred other countries unified. Look at the Pirate Paris Climate

797
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 4: Accord that took years to put together, but because a

798
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 4: minority party of spiteful losers said, we don't want Paris

799
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,280
Speaker 4: deciding what's best for Pittsburgh, even though it's just called Paris,

800
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 4: because that's where they all met. And you know, the

801
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 4: whole world has to suffer because this one and the

802
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 4: sad thing is like a drug. This feeds that. I

803
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 4: felt like a lonely loser. But if we band together,

804
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 4: we can tell the whole world to suck on our

805
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 4: cold dick, and that's and and so it actually it

806
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:27,919
Speaker 4: like enhances their It shows them their power, which feeds there.

807
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I can feel powerful if I say no,

808
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 4: If I say I will not agree to your radical

809
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 4: left agenda, even if that agenda helps me.

810
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 5: If it helps me, I don't feel special.

811
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 4: But if I can stop it, even if it's good

812
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 4: for me, I somehow feel better stopping.

813
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: It because it's I mean, because the freedoms are always like,

814
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: you know, my freedom to not take the vaccine or

815
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: to not do shit I don't want to do. But

816
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: then the other things they believe in are opposite of freedom,

817
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: Like they're against transathletes, there against immigrants, there against voting

818
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 1: for black You can't.

819
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 5: You can't tell me who I have to. You can.

820
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 4: A baker can refuse to make a cake for a

821
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 4: gay couple. There is a legal argument for that. But

822
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,760
Speaker 4: then you want to tell me that that baker can't

823
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 4: make you wear a mask in his store when there's

824
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 4: a health emergency. That's like the most you could if

825
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 4: you were consistent and you really were like one of

826
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 4: these liberty. I have a friend, I have to admit

827
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 4: he's a libertarian. He's like the OnStar speak. But he

828
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 4: even made that point to some conservative dude, which is like,

829
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,280
Speaker 4: how many of these people who think a baker shouldn't

830
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 4: have to make a.

831
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 5: Cake can't tell someone to wear a mask.

832
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 1: Then at the RNC, they had that the convention at

833
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 1: a hotel and two of the leaders of the RNC

834
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: came out to address the crowd and say, hey, we're

835
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: having some issues. This is a business. They have the

836
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: rules that we have to wear a mask, and they

837
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: got booed and the people said, we're not wearing a mask,

838
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: and they went along with it because the mob has

839
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 1: control of what's happening there. And I think that's you know,

840
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: that's what's been so interesting. Someone earlier I said that,

841
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 1: you know, they like to wear the mask because it

842
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:20,399
Speaker 1: tells people to leave them alone now, and and they

843
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: were like, but sometimes people don't even listen to that,

844
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,760
Speaker 1: Like they'll see the mask and they just approach anyway.

845
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: And that's why we're coming out with a new mask

846
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 1: on it and the message says nigger on the front,

847
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 1: and it's so offensive. People will just they'll be like,

848
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck is wrong with that person?

849
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: They will leave you alone. Hard are of course they'll

850
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: leave you alone because either you're racist and you're saying

851
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,760
Speaker 1: it and it's like, just leave that motherfucker alone. They're crazy,

852
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 1: or you're black and you got it on there, Like

853
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,280
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to that kind of black person.

854
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: So I think that's what we need to do. We're

855
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: gonna fix that.

856
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,439
Speaker 5: Taylor Green is like, I'll take two.

857
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, can I will wear a mask? Then

858
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: we can get Republicans to finally wear masks?

859
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 2: Family and my friends?

860
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 5: Yeah?

861
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: Have you?

862
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 3: So?

863
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: How about seeing people in person? Though? How's that been?

864
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: Because I feel like a lot of comedy has had

865
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: to happen online, so comedy community has moved online, I guess.

866
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: But I always feel like you don't necessarily roll within

867
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: the comedy fan fam you know, Like it's like like

868
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: you kind of feel like a free agent, you know,

869
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: like a like.

870
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 5: A mercenary dective. I'm the demon detective from.

871
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, so like a pivotal.

872
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 5: Role to play. I'm just out here.

873
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: Everyone like, no, no matter if you're telling you or not,

874
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: everyone can agree that you're fucking shit up, like you know, like, yeah,

875
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: you're telling too much truth or we're gonna need to

876
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: go ahead, get you about of here. But yeah, how

877
00:42:56,560 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 1: has that been like seeing people in person? You know, now.

878
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 4: It's been It's been cool. It's nice to just talk

879
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 4: to some people. And and I haven't really done anything,

880
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,720
Speaker 4: like I think in a couple of weeks, I'm gonna

881
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 4: go celebrate my birthday with my best friend.

882
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 5: Obviously I've now missed two.

883
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 4: We have a little bit of a birthday tradition, so

884
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 4: I've missed two birthdays.

885
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 5: But I didn't even feel comfortable, like.

886
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 4: I just I feel like I have to we have

887
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 4: to make steps now he's fully vaccinated. He was like

888
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 4: more careful than me. He was like a gloves on

889
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 4: the subway dude.

890
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, but.

891
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna go like that'll be.

892
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,240
Speaker 4: That will be like, let's go sit down, have dinner,

893
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 4: have some drinks. Like haven't an evening, like a somewhat

894
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 4: normal evening or hopefully outside Like I'm I'm I like

895
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 4: eating inside during warm weather because of air conditioning. But

896
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 4: I'm like this summer, I'll be cool, you know, being outside.

897
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 5: And stuff like that. But as far as shows goes,

898
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,839
Speaker 5: you know, it's the same.

899
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,920
Speaker 4: You sit, you talk for a little bit with some comic,

900
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 4: you know, the sort of normal interactions are there.

901
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: New people are there? People decided like to start stand up?

902
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: Now the pandemic is over.

903
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 4: D Ramsey, I am a Taurus question. Oh, I mean,

904
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 4: if there are people who decided to start talking, don't

905
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 4: let them be on any shows with me. It's it

906
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 4: has been very difficult for anybody who wants to hear

907
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 4: my uh, the inner workings of my post COVID comedy career,

908
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 4: righteous prick, righteous p K. If you're looking it up,

909
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 4: it's uh, it's just been very frustrating that angle of it,

910
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 4: because you know, you get like on this week's episode,

911
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 4: I I you get no respect, like you, I still

912
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 4: get no respect.

913
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 5: Like people don't read my emails. They're still offering me.

914
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 4: Like middle middle act like I'm specifically asking the headline

915
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 4: and making my case, and then they're like they're like, well,

916
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 4: we have a middle spot for you in September, and

917
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 4: I'm like, doesn't just read my email if you want

918
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 4: to say no, I can. The one thing entertainment doesn't

919
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 4: understand is I am more than willing to hear a no,

920
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 4: but this non response or non reading at your emails

921
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 4: and then like some club owners just being like snotty

922
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 4: when you're just like, why is there no Why is

923
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 4: it always the comedian that has to exhibit professional responsibility

924
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 4: professional courtesy? But my theory is that the agents just

925
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 4: tell these bitches what to do. They're like, I'm bringing

926
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 4: in him, you will pay him eight thousand dollars in

927
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 4: a hotel, here's his rider, Go go do that.

928
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 5: And then somebody like me calls.

929
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 4: They'm like, yeah, I got all these fans, right, you know,

930
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 4: I'd like to do you have any off nights that

931
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 4: you could headline me and like to do a door deal.

932
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:59,080
Speaker 5: And they're like you get a thousand, that's it. I

933
00:45:59,080 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 5: don't give a shit.

934
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 4: And you're like, wow, okay, no negotiations because you've probably

935
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 4: been getting told what to do by every agent. So

936
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 4: that I'm like the rare chance for a club owner

937
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 4: to be like, oh, good, good, finally some sparring practice.

938
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 4: I've always wanted to be a nasty industry guy, and

939
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 4: finally here's a guy who can't do anything about it.

940
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,280
Speaker 1: You ever think about maybe calling him on the phone

941
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 1: and being like as Trump or somebody, or.

942
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 4: I tell you the one time I got a bunch

943
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 4: of But this was from middlework, my ex many years

944
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 4: ago when I was just starting to do road work.

945
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 4: I asked her to call up all the clubs and say,

946
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 4: not say she was an agent, but just to say

947
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 4: I'm calling on behalf of because that kept lying, and

948
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 4: you know, a lot of clubs just gave up the

949
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 4: information from didn't. One guy who ended up being like

950
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 4: my favorite club owner in the country, ended up like

951
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 4: having a conversation with her where he was just like,

952
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 4: he should break up with you. He should, he should

953
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 4: get this is he's a Jewish man who said this,

954
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 4: But and I actually I'm having lunch with him next week.

955
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 4: He uh, because he moved to New Jersey. But he

956
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 4: he said to her, here's what he should do. If

957
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 4: he wants to be successful. He should dump you, get

958
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 4: in a car, travel the country for the next two years,

959
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 4: doing whatever shows he can. He should change his name

960
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 4: to something Jewish and he and I believe he said

961
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 4: start sucking dick. And I don't know if he could

962
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 4: tell my girlfriend had like a sense of humor, or

963
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 4: if he just was like, I don't care, but it'll

964
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 4: be a funny story if he actually follows through and

965
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 4: like comes to the club, and yeah, it was. It

966
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 4: was and she that was the first thing she told

967
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 4: me about, Like when I got home from work that day,

968
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 4: she was.

969
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 5: Like, oh my god, the Cleveland improm.

970
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: That's hilarious man. That well, I mean, it's good as

971
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: you're getting back out there, And I just thought maybe

972
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: there'd be people trying to start on some bucket list

973
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: ship because I feel like the last year is giving

974
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: people so much like, motherfucker, you could be out of

975
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: this bitch any day. So if you've been thinking about

976
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: starting some ship, because I know I saw a million

977
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: fucking new podcast start that. As soon as people can

978
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: go outside, it's not like refreshing feed, refreshing feed on them.

979
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: So I just wonder if stand up is gonna kind

980
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: of get the opposite effect of I can go outside,

981
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 1: time to go not be funny in front of people.

982
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 4: Well, I will consider it my duty to provide some

983
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 4: level of patrisia O'Neill uh destruction of their self esteem.

984
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 1: I appreciate that.

985
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 5: I just decided I wanted to get.

986
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 4: Out there and do some stand up here trying to

987
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 4: build terrible.

988
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 2: It's gonna be like that time me and Roger went

989
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 2: to Charleston.

990
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 5: We was eating dinner.

991
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 2: We didn't know that.

992
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 6: They was doing like a call up a stand up. Yeah,

993
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 6: like all of a sudden open mic. Yeah, we had

994
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 6: an open mic kind of in the middle of a

995
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 6: restaurant and me and Rogers eat.

996
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, we only gonna We're gonna

997
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 2: get a concert.

998
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 6: They were so bad and I'm not bold enough, but

999
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 6: I was like, I was thinking, oh my gosh, I

1000
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 6: really do think that I could actually do better than

1001
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 6: them like that.

1002
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were real, real bad. Yes it was sad,

1003
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: but but yeah, it'll be interesting to see how to

1004
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 1: change his things or whatever.

1005
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 5: So where are you no respect? Though?

1006
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 4: Like TikTok, Like I did a video on TikTok last

1007
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 4: night because I was literally when they said that the

1008
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 4: subway they were going to start doing vaccines in the

1009
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 4: New York City subway, you know, just to reach more people, right,

1010
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 4: good idea, But I did I said to my girlfriend.

1011
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 4: I said as a joke, I was like, oh, I

1012
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 4: should go like when it's quiet and do like a

1013
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 4: Andrew Clomo selling slash, but instead it'll be vaccines. And

1014
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 4: she just said to me. But in my head, I'm like, Okay,

1015
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 4: I gotta figure out who can film me. I gotta

1016
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 4: find like a quiet subway car, okay, but that'll be

1017
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 4: easy and it'll be funny if there's a couple of

1018
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 4: people in the subway car while I'm doing it. And

1019
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 4: she goes, why don't you just use the green screen

1020
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 4: on TikTok? And I was like yes, and it dawned

1021
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 4: on me. I was like, gross. I felt like I

1022
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,839
Speaker 4: felt once again like a like a big man who

1023
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 4: would developed post.

1024
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 5: Moves, who was all of a sudden, people, you.

1025
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 9: Just shoot the thirty footer fine, And it was like

1026
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 9: you just put like a picture of a like like

1027
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 9: an interior of a subway picture behind me, and I

1028
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 9: didn't need to go anywhere.

1029
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 5: To do it.

1030
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 4: And I'm like, this is good for like creating funny

1031
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 4: little things. But I think I'm afraid we're gonna miss

1032
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 4: We already are mistaking the convenient distraction laughs of like

1033
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:02,359
Speaker 4: your phone and like for like big comedy skills, I

1034
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 4: think that's becoming very confused and blurred. And it's like,

1035
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 4: you know, when it comes to the Internet. Obviously it's

1036
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 4: been helpful for me, but I had a decade and

1037
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 4: a half of real work and skills put into that moment.

1038
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,280
Speaker 4: But Bo Burnham is the only guy that I still

1039
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 4: think of that I go, the only person that I

1040
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 4: think translated from I'm doing videos in my room to like,

1041
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 4: I'm doing concerts that are amazing and funny. But I

1042
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 4: think everybody just thinks that, like they don't realize they

1043
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,439
Speaker 4: got lucky with Bo Burnham. So I think everybody's always

1044
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 4: looking for that. Oh, he's very popular on TikTok. We

1045
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 4: should do X Y and thing.

1046
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: Also, you can tell about a craft depending on the person,

1047
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: like I'm really looking forward, Well.

1048
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 5: You can see that's the thing. You can.

1049
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 4: You guys can. But there's I think a lot of

1050
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 4: people out there who are just like it's it's it's

1051
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 4: you're all so tech like whenever somebody you never liked

1052
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 4: those comments, I'm very pet But when.

1053
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:04,359
Speaker 5: I get if you at me, you could at me.

1054
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 4: With four people who I think are hilarious, But if

1055
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 4: one person is in that tweet, then I'm like, their garbage,

1056
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 4: it's not gonna like for me.

1057
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: It's not what I mean is like, so like for

1058
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: us or whatever, you can tell the people who uh,

1059
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 1: something like a TV show would work better for them

1060
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: because like yeah, I'm thinking specifically that that crew of

1061
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 1: guys RDC World, Mark, Mark Phillips, you might see, you

1062
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,879
Speaker 1: might You've probably seen some of their sketches around there.

1063
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: It's like these black dudes and uh they did like

1064
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:38,840
Speaker 1: the chick.

1065
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,880
Speaker 5: Fil an Amber alert or something.

1066
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 4: Yes, they all like run into the streets, right, yeah,

1067
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 4: so big on social media.

1068
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 10: Huge, but you look, he just got a deal sage. Yes,

1069
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 10: he just goodness. I looked up his stuff and then

1070
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 10: I was like how much. Oh that's two point six

1071
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 10: million people.

1072
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: On Oh yeah yes, yeah, yeah, well he was a

1073
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: guest on our show. It broke our chat room and

1074
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: we had to pay.

1075
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 2: It's like, hey, you've you've maxed out. We're gonna charge you.

1076
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:12,760
Speaker 2: There's too many people in here.

1077
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: So at any rate. What I was trying to say though,

1078
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: like you look at Mark Philler's in the RDC World.

1079
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 1: They just get a bigger budget. They they're ready to

1080
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 1: go like whatever the project because they just signed a

1081
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,720
Speaker 1: deal with through like Easter Ray and HBO whatever whatever.

1082
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: Whenever that show comes out, it's gonna hit the ground.

1083
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna all be like, oh this they just needed

1084
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: a chance. But then there's other people where You're like,

1085
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 1: you're as deep as your TikTok background. Like you had

1086
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,720
Speaker 1: a TikTok background, you made a thirteen seconds of funny.

1087
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: That's all you got, you know what I mean? Like

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00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,640
Speaker 1: you know, and so I know how you feel when

1089
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, yeah, I can use this TikTok background

1090
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,360
Speaker 1: the tool of all the unfunny people.

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00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 6: Okay, exactly, I am right that.

1092
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 4: The double edged sword, the thing that is both empowering

1093
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 4: my darkest enemies and allowing me to share something.

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00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, because what I realized is both of those actually

1095
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 6: use two different parts of your brain, and I think

1096
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 6: people like to mesh them together because it's difficult to

1097
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 6: be short and funny consistently and put It's like you

1098
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,399
Speaker 6: have to be you have to prolifically put information out there,

1099
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 6: you know, versus you do comedy.

1100
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 2: You put comedy out you kind of take a.

1101
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 6: Break, get everything, regroup yourself, kind of rework it, and

1102
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 6: then you go back out again.

1103
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 2: So that there are two.

1104
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 6: Different lanes almost some people cross over to one and

1105
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 6: to the others.

1106
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:45,280
Speaker 2: Some people don't.

1107
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 6: And I could see somebody saying TikTok is not for me,

1108
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,359
Speaker 6: and people that are TikTok come into the comedy and

1109
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 6: realize and that's a completely different muscle and sometimes even

1110
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 6: requires more of you than they be, Like, it doesn't.

1111
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 2: Work for me.

1112
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: The lipsing thing is done like that, that's crazy. It's

1113
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: like it just ended. Everyone decided at the same time

1114
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: that is no longer a thing, which.

1115
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 4: Was no they did right if they decided it was

1116
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 4: a thing when my career was blowing off.

1117
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, and as soon as a little.

1118
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,040
Speaker 4: Bit of steam was losing out of my social media

1119
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 4: both they were like, okay.

1120
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,640
Speaker 5: Okay, let's sink. We did our job. We completely eclipsed

1121
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 5: j L's moment.

1122
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 4: Let's go back to where we came from, which is

1123
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 4: as a fucking joke.

1124
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, no, we've accomplished our goal.

1125
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,760
Speaker 1: And it's not just Sarah Cooper. It's not just Sarah Cooper.

1126
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: Nobody's doing them anymore, not even the like the other

1127
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 1: time where it used to be like someone will take

1128
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:40,919
Speaker 1: a skit from somewhere else and then miment like it's

1129
00:55:41,000 --> 00:55:41,879
Speaker 1: just done.

1130
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 5: Over there on scene.

1131
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, the.

1132
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 4: New sh is exact like me, what you just heard

1133
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 4: is my laugh of the joker dancing on some steps.

1134
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 5: To murder Robert de Niro.

1135
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1136
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 1: But the new thing now, I've noticed on tiktoking this

1137
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 1: is one of those things where everybody loves this this ship.

1138
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to yuck their young, but I

1139
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: think it's really transparent. But the new thing is people

1140
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,560
Speaker 1: educating you with some ship that you could have read

1141
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: in the book or I hate it.

1142
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:20,240
Speaker 2: I know, and I'm the opposite of y'all.

1143
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 5: I love it.

1144
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 2: I was like, make it quick and short. Okay, I've

1145
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 2: learned some new ship. If I don't have to go

1146
00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 2: do the work. No, I don't know jack shit about

1147
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 2: the Corona makes everyone.

1148
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 1: It makes everyone feel so smart and so hate two minutes.

1149
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 5: Right, Yes, condition that ship what I have decided. And

1150
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 5: it's always worse when the Republican side does it.

1151
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 4: So I'm not making an equivalency, but we all know

1152
00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 4: the Republicans. They love a member of a group that

1153
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 4: they hate, leading the hate. You know, they love a

1154
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 4: black person, they love a Candice Owns, They're gonna love

1155
00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 4: a Caitlyn Jenner. They're gonna love these And I'm comparing

1156
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 4: to what Caitlyn Jenner is saying canvas. I don't even

1157
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 4: think that's totally fair. It makes for a funny tweet,

1158
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,399
Speaker 4: but I don't. I don't even think they're quite the same.

1159
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,799
Speaker 1: We should put some respect on Kandas's name. She put

1160
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 1: into work, you know what I mean, Let's not just

1161
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: give I just give Caitlyn that right away, you know.

1162
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 5: But I but but the flip side of that. So

1163
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 5: we know that.

1164
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 4: But I've noticed the flip side on the left. And

1165
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 4: I've seen a lot of this on social media. If

1166
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 4: you're a if you're somebody that they think would be

1167
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 4: right wing, like if you have a if you wear

1168
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 4: flannel and have like a Southern accent, they will retweet

1169
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 4: the fuck out of you saying the most basic ship

1170
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 4: like if you're just like, I have something I need

1171
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 4: to say to all y'all. Black lives matter. And also,

1172
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 4: you gotta wear a mask. People out here not wearing masks, just.

1173
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 5: If a piece of cloth put it on. You help

1174
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 5: your community.

1175
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 4: Enough with all these people trying to tear us damp,

1176
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 4: we remay and I'm starting to turn into my Dave

1177
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 4: Chappelle and that will just go viral. And one of

1178
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 4: the things I hate what I've tried to do with comedy.

1179
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 4: I'm a very I'm a big comedy purist guy. Look

1180
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 4: how far it's gotten me. But you know that's what

1181
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 4: I hang my habit. I hate comedians who blow up

1182
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 4: doing something other than comedy, like, hey, I just want to.

1183
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,040
Speaker 5: Get serious for a second right now, and then.

1184
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 4: That gets them like a million views and one hundred

1185
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 4: thousand subscribers. I'm like, what the fuck was that? The

1186
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 4: skill in comedy is telling your message through comedy, like

1187
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 4: Chris Rock could in the nineties, could have given some

1188
00:58:56,120 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 4: very interesting podcast talks if they had existed, but instead

1189
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 4: he made them into these intricate social commentary, hilarious legendary bits.

1190
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?

1191
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 4: Like, but now it seems like you can be like,

1192
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 4: here's some mediocre jokes. But y'all, I want to tell

1193
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 4: you right now, right.

1194
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 5: Trump didn't win the election. Why can't you get that

1195
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,040
Speaker 5: through your head.

1196
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:22,800
Speaker 1: It's the thing.

1197
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 5: It's like everyone was.

1198
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this white trash guy is on our side.

1199
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: It's like it's like TikTok is now having a moment.

1200
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: For people that watch stand up, you know, when someone

1201
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: has like an hour long stat special, they always have

1202
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: a serious moment that's really just about lowering the temperature

1203
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:44,120
Speaker 1: of the room to bring it back up. But but

1204
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: you know, obviously people that aren't really in the stand

1205
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 1: up they think of that as sincerity. They're like, look

1206
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 1: at the sincere moment Damon Wayne's is having with the audience.

1207
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: But really it's like, Okay, I gotta bring it down

1208
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna bring it back up with a joke.

1209
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: TikTok is just a part you bring it down now,

1210
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,439
Speaker 1: Like it's just like it went from it went from

1211
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: liftse to now everyone is bringing down guy. And then

1212
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: the other part of it that's that's also super transparent

1213
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: that nobody is talking to. Every one of these motherfuckers

1214
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 1: is fine, like yeah, like no one's going viral where

1215
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: it's just like this person's obviously a scientist, he's older,

1216
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,479
Speaker 1: he's wearing a lab coat, and he just wants people

1217
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: to not get coronavirus. It's like no, no, no, here's

1218
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: somebody who's cleavage just filling out. Or here's some shirtless

1219
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: dude that does nothing for crunches and he says the

1220
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,120
Speaker 1: same thing doctor Fauci just said that you refuse to

1221
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,160
Speaker 1: read or look at it in the article, but this

1222
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,880
Speaker 1: motherfucker says it, and you're like, take two minutes to

1223
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: see this shirtless guy between crunches tell you what you

1224
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 1: already fucking know. I hate that shit. Oh god, the worst.

1225
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 1: It's no entertainment value to it.

1226
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 4: And I actually, yeah, like I refuse, like I cannot.

1227
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,720
Speaker 4: I cannot get on a stage and break it down

1228
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 4: for people, like I'm like, I can't do it.

1229
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,120
Speaker 5: Like I have points. I have a bit.

1230
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:13,720
Speaker 4: I have a bit called the nuclear option, which I

1231
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 4: heard Roy Wood Junior laughing a lot at this bit.

1232
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,439
Speaker 4: This bit might have been the one that sealed the deal.

1233
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 4: But it's about Andrew Gillim. And I say Andrew Gillim

1234
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 4: because I do this thing about cheating like I do.

1235
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,320
Speaker 4: It's an incremental bit, so each one is like a

1236
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 4: separate component. Like about how all the old ladies that

1237
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 4: were dming me like last year. I thought it was

1238
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 4: going to be like chicks wanting to get down, but

1239
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 4: it was just my grandmothers saying, oh, you've helped us

1240
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 4: so much.

1241
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 5: I'm like, really, this is it.

1242
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 4: But then I get to the Andrew Gillum story and

1243
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 4: I'm like, he pulled the nuclear option on how to

1244
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:52,800
Speaker 4: get out of a cheating scan he he got found

1245
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:57,440
Speaker 4: with a male escort o ding on math. He's a

1246
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,400
Speaker 4: married dude with two kids, and you're probab I sitting

1247
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 4: there going like, oh, well that's a wrap like nobody

1248
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 4: like you know your wife, that's that's a whole lot

1249
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 4: for your And what Gilham did was he pulled out

1250
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 4: the nuclear.

1251
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 5: Option and said I'm bisexual.

1252
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, the narrative went to

1253
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 4: from oh my god, did you hear about Andrew?

1254
01:02:16,080 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 5: Go did you hear about Andrew? How brave was that?

1255
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 4: And now people are talking about like he is telling

1256
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 4: his truth And I'm like, once people start dropping your truth,

1257
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:31,160
Speaker 4: you win technical knockdown. Now this white has to be

1258
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 4: like I guess I'm not going anywhere like he's he's brave.

1259
01:02:37,360 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 4: I didn't realize in an adulterous affair with a male

1260
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:46,120
Speaker 4: escort doing math could somehow become a loss for me.

1261
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 5: But I have to take it help.

1262
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 4: But like in other words, no matter what I'm talking

1263
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:53,920
Speaker 4: about in my act, even stuff about myself, it's like

1264
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,720
Speaker 4: there's no time. I feel like it's a waste of

1265
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 4: stage time to be like, let me.

1266
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 5: Tell you something, Guys, respect people's truth.

1267
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,800
Speaker 4: I respect that, you know, coming out can be a

1268
01:03:05,840 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 4: difficult process for people. That's a you know and and

1269
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 4: and maybe you'll get some class for like you know, yes, yes,

1270
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 4: like thank.

1271
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 5: You, preach, preach.

1272
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 4: No, there's there's forty five minutes on the stage. You

1273
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:21,200
Speaker 4: got to just be with me right and know that

1274
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 4: these are jokes or like you can leave angry or something.

1275
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 4: But you know, I feel like now there's there's too much.

1276
01:03:28,560 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 4: And Chappelle, We've talked about it before, but he is

1277
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 4: every every few years there's an influential comic that you

1278
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 4: can then see a bunch of people copying. I remember

1279
01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 4: with Dane Cook, whether you liked him or not, that

1280
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 4: dude was the big thing for like two or three years,

1281
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 4: and I would go to open mics and see like

1282
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 4: young dudes going you ever you ever walk in on

1283
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 4: your parents having sex and your dad just pulls out

1284
01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 4: his dick and says, get the hell out of your son.

1285
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 4: And the Cook is the master of the non relatable

1286
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 4: incident that he claims is relatable. Like it's like you

1287
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 4: ever go into a store and the clerk is just

1288
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 4: jerking off in the corner, and like, yeah, you from that,

1289
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 4: you know, nobody.

1290
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:19,960
Speaker 1: Didn't even happen to him and not right, what are

1291
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 1: you talking about, dovey.

1292
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 4: But but then you start to see it with people

1293
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 4: and that's okay. As long as you're not stealing a bit,

1294
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 4: you're gonna.

1295
01:04:27,760 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 1: Be influenced, right, trying to gain your voice.

1296
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 4: Came the like I'm gonna be wrong, like at least

1297
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,720
Speaker 4: luisy k Like people are trying to be funny, but

1298
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 4: it's like it's not working for you to be like,

1299
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:40,640
Speaker 4: you know who, I hate my parents, Like you ever

1300
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 4: want to stab your parents in the neck and die

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Speaker 4: and like doing.

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Speaker 5: Luisy But that's just horrible.

1303
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 4: Hell moment now where you're gonna go to open lights

1304
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:59,959
Speaker 4: and like some twenty four year old like college grad will.

1305
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 5: Be like, you know what, I hate homeless people. I

1306
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 5: had to walk over many homeless people to.

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01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 4: Give you tonight, and we're not doing any thing about it.

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01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 5: And it'll be like here's the jokes. It's like, oh,

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01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 5: you don't know. I don't know what I'm.

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Speaker 1: Doing because like they because Dave also has forty five

1311
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 1: or whatever years live like years of live black Man

1312
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: experience to make him be able to and of course

1313
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: many classic albums and stand up so that he can

1314
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 1: earn the Cachet to go up there and not be

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01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 1: funny for thirty minutes in a row, and everybody has

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01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 1: to give it up.

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Speaker 4: And I think your call was right, is that Dave

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01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 4: just needs a podcast first of all, immediate cash. Can

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01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 4: your boy Joe Rogan will set you up your top five?

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Speaker 1: Well he started one last night, did you. I don't

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01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: know if you know, but his podcast is on Apple

1322
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,760
Speaker 1: is paid. It's part of the new subscription thing. I

1323
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:53,640
Speaker 1: think it's called The Midnight the Midnight something and it

1324
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 1: started last night.

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Speaker 4: So I called that somebody has to make some more

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01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:59,640
Speaker 4: YouTube videos.

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01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:04,160
Speaker 1: Is him most Deaf and Tyler a Kwali and they

1328
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: do a podcast together?

1329
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,080
Speaker 5: Oh okay, well there you go.

1330
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 4: But like that what you phrased it perfectly when I

1331
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 4: was like mocking his stuff, and I heard you on

1332
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 4: the show say multiple times like it feels like Dave

1333
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 4: just needs a podcast, because it's almost like that's what

1334
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 4: he was doing. But you're gonna see I feel like

1335
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 4: you're gonna see a lot of people starting to be like, no,

1336
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 4: you don't like like we talked about with the MBA.

1337
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,440
Speaker 4: You see the young people in comedy, it's not eighth graders,

1338
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 4: it's people in their twenties, they're gonna start doing the like, oh,

1339
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,920
Speaker 4: I guess you don't know what I'm doing because you

1340
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,480
Speaker 4: think everything's gotta be ha ha funny, right. And I

1341
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:41,920
Speaker 4: got into that with Jared Carmichael, not him, but with

1342
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 4: fans of his when they called one of his specials

1343
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 4: like the best special of the year, and I was like,

1344
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 4: the shit wasn't funny at all, Like I'm sorry, Like

1345
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 4: you can be a fan or not, but I was like,

1346
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 4: and the guy, it becomes a thing of like like

1347
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,520
Speaker 4: the Emperor's new clothes, Like if something isn't funny but

1348
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 4: you like it, you can then flip it on me

1349
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,280
Speaker 4: and be like, oh, I guess.

1350
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 5: You need like the ha like not everything is gonna.

1351
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:11,440
Speaker 4: Be ha ha funny, right, And I'm like, but that

1352
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 4: is kind let's be honest.

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01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 5: That is kind of what funny is.

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01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:21,080
Speaker 6: Yes, it is, and that's and that's the point of comedy.

1355
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 6: I feel you jail because, like I said, maybe I'm

1356
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 6: just old school, but I'm gonna tell you now.

1357
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 2: We probably told you this story when we went to

1358
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:29,160
Speaker 2: go see you in Raleigh.

1359
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,560
Speaker 6: We sat in the car and we was because it

1360
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 6: was a woman before you like a woman that was

1361
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:37,480
Speaker 6: opening and I mean that was the closer and yes,

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01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,440
Speaker 6: and we said she better be funny because when I

1363
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:41,760
Speaker 6: go to comedy, I.

1364
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,480
Speaker 2: Want to laugh. Like, if you don't make me laugh,

1365
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,720
Speaker 2: what is the purpose comedy is considered? Laughter?

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01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 6: Go do it, improv go do because what you're doing,

1367
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 6: if it's not comedy involved and win that cracking jokes,

1368
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:54,840
Speaker 6: in my mind, you're not.

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01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 1: Doing I think comedy.

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Speaker 11: Well, actually, first let me play this. Yeah, I totally

1371
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 11: called that Chappelle podcasting. The thing I was gonna say

1372
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 11: is I think in the age of social media, comedy

1373
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,880
Speaker 11: is kind of morphed into some other ship though, like

1374
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 11: how many followers do you have?

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01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 1: Where are you're coming from? Like you don't gotta be

1376
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:30,600
Speaker 1: funny necessarily, you don't even gotta be stand up necessarily.

1377
01:08:30,600 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 1: You just need to have a following of people. That's

1378
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:37,439
Speaker 1: that's kind of all of this now, because you there's

1379
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 1: so many comedians that just went to the the other

1380
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:42,880
Speaker 1: extreme of like that's the like kind of woke, like

1381
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:45,679
Speaker 1: I'm just talking to you, or here's a great point

1382
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,679
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna agree with, so you got clap

1383
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:50,800
Speaker 1: for me. But there's also this like element of people

1384
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 1: that are like, I'm a white dude, I can't think

1385
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 1: of nothing funny to say, so I'm just gonna come

1386
01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 1: out here and say something racist or offensive and people

1387
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 1: will applause that I said something offensive. In many ways,

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01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what Chappelle kind of did once

1389
01:09:04,920 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 1: he shifted towards like anti trans stuff, Like he just

1390
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,040
Speaker 1: it was like, at least I'm saying the offensive thing

1391
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:13,040
Speaker 1: that you want to say, you want to hear somebody say,

1392
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:16,080
Speaker 1: and people are like, yeah, I agree with the offensive thing,

1393
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 1: not necessarily, like these are such funny fucking jokes because

1394
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,919
Speaker 1: I'm not even that type of I'm not even precious

1395
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 1: like that. I'm definitely will laugh at some shit I

1396
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:29,800
Speaker 1: don't agree with me too. Patrese O'Neill, that was a

1397
01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:33,160
Speaker 1: There was a god I can't remember his name right

1398
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: now where we played him on the shovel for and

1399
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:39,519
Speaker 1: he's all black Jesus as like one of Corey Holcom.

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01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:42,360
Speaker 1: I would listen to Corey Holcom and die laughing. I'm like,

1401
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:47,000
Speaker 1: this ship is fucked up, like everything, everything he's saying

1402
01:09:47,560 --> 01:09:50,280
Speaker 1: is horrible, But I'm like he crafted the jokes well

1403
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,599
Speaker 1: and it made me laugh. Yes, this other shit is

1404
01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,120
Speaker 1: something else. It's like, there's not a joke here, that's

1405
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,439
Speaker 1: just you agree with me, so I'm allowed to be

1406
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:00,759
Speaker 1: on this stage, and then that that is what should

1407
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 1: get me paid and fame is shit.

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01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 4: See two things to that, like when it comes to

1409
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:09,479
Speaker 4: because I'm seeing, I really do think it's becoming a

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01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:11,960
Speaker 4: narrower path for people like me. I don't want to

1411
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 4: make it all about me, but in terms of there's

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01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:20,000
Speaker 4: the industry and the left, and I'm not equating them,

1413
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,439
Speaker 4: but the industry left seemed to I always say this

1414
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:26,760
Speaker 4: almost seem to take a lazy, quick path to diversity.

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01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:29,200
Speaker 4: Like if I the diversity I trust is when I

1416
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 4: go to a comedy club, you're gonna see like half

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01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:35,880
Speaker 4: the headliners will be black, right because they've been doing

1418
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 4: the work and building the fan base and sell the tickets.

1419
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:43,280
Speaker 4: But the industry side, I always feel like, wants to

1420
01:10:43,360 --> 01:10:46,880
Speaker 4: take that quick route of like okay, give me a

1421
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 4: list of like young twenty seven year old people of

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Speaker 4: color and then they're just like, oh, that's you have

1423
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:56,000
Speaker 4: a funny five minutes. We're going to now try to

1424
01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:59,760
Speaker 4: build you into something, which is fine for acting and

1425
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:05,760
Speaker 4: for but in comedy, the voice the skill really, you

1426
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,639
Speaker 4: know Eddie Murphy's and I'll even say a Bo Burnham.

1427
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 4: These people do not happen often. That's why they become

1428
01:11:14,320 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 4: who they are. The other people are the people who've

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01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 4: been doing it eight, ten, twelve years, and like the

1430
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,160
Speaker 4: formula works, the formula still works that I feel like

1431
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 4: they want the shortcuts. I always thought that about Carmichael,

1432
01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,920
Speaker 4: and I don't know enough of his stuff, probably, but

1433
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:32,400
Speaker 4: I saw two specials that I thought were really not

1434
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:36,240
Speaker 4: up to snuff and it made me think, like I

1435
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:41,400
Speaker 4: bet you, I've opened for people who aren't getting that opportunity, white,

1436
01:11:41,439 --> 01:11:42,479
Speaker 4: black and other.

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01:11:43,479 --> 01:11:46,840
Speaker 5: That they're just the industry doesn't make.

1438
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:50,280
Speaker 4: The industry tries to do the right thing in the

1439
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:55,880
Speaker 4: quickest way, the easiest way. Whereas comedy club diversity, which

1440
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:58,719
Speaker 4: I call it, like you will see diversity in comedy

1441
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,720
Speaker 4: at the grassroots level, at the headliner level, but a.

1442
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:04,000
Speaker 5: Lot of that has been earned, and those are the

1443
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:04,960
Speaker 5: people I want to see.

1444
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,680
Speaker 4: And I know that's a little self serving because I've

1445
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,439
Speaker 4: been doing the hard work for my.

1446
01:12:09,439 --> 01:12:10,559
Speaker 5: Career this whole time.

1447
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:14,360
Speaker 4: But but what I see with with the on the

1448
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 4: white side of this equation is they think they look

1449
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:22,679
Speaker 4: at that what I just describe, probably in a more

1450
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:26,479
Speaker 4: or less nuanced way than I'm looking at it, And

1451
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:28,599
Speaker 4: they may have a point, but they go, oh, that's

1452
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,800
Speaker 4: the problem, so just be the opposite of that.

1453
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:32,799
Speaker 5: And I've seen funny people on Twitter.

1454
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 4: There's this one comedian who I kind of stopped following

1455
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:37,200
Speaker 4: just because it was like getting repetitive. But he does

1456
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:39,880
Speaker 4: all these sketches and like, some of them are pretty good,

1457
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,760
Speaker 4: even if you don't agree with them, Like, some of

1458
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:44,280
Speaker 4: them are really good. But then I noticed, I was like, wait,

1459
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:49,559
Speaker 4: but every sketch you do is like an anti woke

1460
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,000
Speaker 4: or a woke parody. But I'm like, but that's like

1461
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:54,360
Speaker 4: twenty sketches in a row. Now it feels like you

1462
01:12:54,439 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 4: have like one message right and it's running out of

1463
01:12:58,400 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 4: ways to present it. But like that side will not

1464
01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,400
Speaker 4: see that that way. They'll go he's fighting, Like it

1465
01:13:05,479 --> 01:13:08,320
Speaker 4: becomes about like what he's fighting, the good fight, And

1466
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:10,680
Speaker 4: I'm like, what the fuck is comedy supposed to be

1467
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,720
Speaker 4: about fighting the good fight? Well, and then the other

1468
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 4: thing either side, like I feel like we've lost that,

1469
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:21,759
Speaker 4: Like it sounds cliche to be like funny is the point,

1470
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:26,000
Speaker 4: But like I posted a picture today of of Caitlyn Jenner,

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01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:29,040
Speaker 4: and I said Ben Afflet, like, I now see why

1472
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 4: Ben Affleck went back to j LO because Jennifer Garner

1473
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:35,679
Speaker 4: looks terrible these days, and like a lot of people

1474
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:38,719
Speaker 4: laugh because the resemblance she looks like an old Jennifer Garner.

1475
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:41,280
Speaker 4: I didn't just make that up to like trash Caitlyn Jenner.

1476
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:44,040
Speaker 4: But of course there were there were some people saying

1477
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:48,639
Speaker 4: that's you're punching down, that's sexist, and I'm like, I mean,

1478
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 4: I don't even that's any joke can be ripped apart

1479
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:54,599
Speaker 4: to the point of like finding a problem.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what when it comes, when it comes online.

1481
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,400
Speaker 1: I don't even talk or post much about k Jenda

1482
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:03,759
Speaker 1: because if you say something because I think it's despicable

1483
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:06,360
Speaker 1: what she's doing, but I think if you make a

1484
01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:08,840
Speaker 1: joke at her expense, there's these people that were running

1485
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:12,799
Speaker 1: and be like this is transphobic because they don't understand comedy.

1486
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:15,519
Speaker 1: So it's like you made a joke at her expense.

1487
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,360
Speaker 1: The only thing I know about her is that she's trans,

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01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:20,679
Speaker 1: and therefore you shouldn't even be able to talk about

1489
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,680
Speaker 1: her horrible politics and how harmful she is and all this,

1490
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 1: so so for them it's like like, what's the point

1491
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:29,120
Speaker 1: of me saying it? And then the worst part is

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01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,840
Speaker 1: even worse than those assholes are the people that are

1493
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:35,800
Speaker 1: like yeah because he is a and then like, well

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01:14:35,840 --> 01:14:37,240
Speaker 1: I did, I'm not on your side.

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01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:41,280
Speaker 4: So this is the issue, and that's that's the big

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01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:43,519
Speaker 4: thing I'm going to be doing on my album, my

1497
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:46,320
Speaker 4: next album or special if I'm looking enough. And the

1498
01:14:46,360 --> 01:14:49,559
Speaker 4: reason it's called half blackface is that there is a

1499
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 4: there is a line in my comedy and certain things

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01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 4: I will discuss where I go. I want the freedom

1501
01:14:57,200 --> 01:15:00,120
Speaker 4: to do this, But then sometimes everybody thinks, oh, I'm

1502
01:15:00,160 --> 01:15:04,080
Speaker 4: not doing this because the Wokes will get me. On

1503
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,360
Speaker 4: the flip side, it's also I don't want to do

1504
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:10,559
Speaker 4: this because I don't want the rogans and I'm not

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01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,679
Speaker 4: saying him, but like his people, I also I don't

1506
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:17,840
Speaker 4: want them on my side. Like so it's like you

1507
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 4: end up being like I don't want to become some

1508
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 4: some Supreme Court test case for like angry white dudes.

1509
01:15:23,760 --> 01:15:25,559
Speaker 4: But some of the stuff I want to say sometimes

1510
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:29,680
Speaker 4: is like in this particular case, I'm like but then

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01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:33,320
Speaker 4: you're like, I'm worried almost I'm worried equally of like, well,

1512
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:35,800
Speaker 4: are people going to attack me from making this joke?

1513
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:38,080
Speaker 4: And then are all the people I can't stand, Like,

1514
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:40,639
Speaker 4: am I going to be a Fox News tweet where

1515
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,920
Speaker 4: they're like comedian gets destroyed by woke mom.

1516
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:47,559
Speaker 5: I'm like, please don't me either.

1517
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:50,639
Speaker 4: And sometimes you have bits that like fall in there

1518
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:53,519
Speaker 4: and you're like, you know, everybody thinks it's only the

1519
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:58,280
Speaker 4: other side problem, and you hear more complaints about the left.

1520
01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:01,599
Speaker 1: And I honestly, my main with Kaylyn Jenner is she's

1521
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:04,439
Speaker 1: usurping the hard work that Candace Owns did to be

1522
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,400
Speaker 1: on top of that game. And it's almost like she's

1523
01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:11,240
Speaker 1: a TikTok star that is coming in. And you know,

1524
01:16:11,439 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: Candace is still a middle act after all the years

1525
01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:17,439
Speaker 1: of hating herself and her people that she put in,

1526
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:19,720
Speaker 1: And it's kind of sad to see. You know, I

1527
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 1: don't want to advocate for Canvas owners, but I mean

1528
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:25,400
Speaker 1: it's sad to see a black woman not get her due,

1529
01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:28,760
Speaker 1: even in that lane of self hatred. It's like this

1530
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:32,559
Speaker 1: person's been self hating themselves for just a few years in.

1531
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:38,880
Speaker 4: A right way and up self hating.

1532
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:43,040
Speaker 1: Last we watched her go from suing white people with

1533
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:46,640
Speaker 1: the NAACP on her side for discrimination to build the

1534
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: empire she has now and Kaitlyn Jenner is gonna run

1535
01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:52,920
Speaker 1: for governor and erase all of that within like a

1536
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:55,800
Speaker 1: few months. It's honestly, it's sad to see. The other

1537
01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:58,719
Speaker 1: thing you talked about was like the way the industry

1538
01:16:58,760 --> 01:17:05,320
Speaker 1: does diversity where it's like we need a black scramble

1539
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:08,200
Speaker 1: and they always want to get like the youngest, less,

1540
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:12,240
Speaker 1: least experience, fastest, like because I think they low key

1541
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:14,840
Speaker 1: just want the person they can own. Yeah, you know what,

1542
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:18,400
Speaker 1: Like it's like, you don't know shit, You'll do what

1543
01:17:18,439 --> 01:17:21,080
Speaker 1: we tell you. Just trust us. We'll put you on

1544
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 1: the stage. We'll make it so you can't fail. Which

1545
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:26,360
Speaker 1: is funny because a lot of times that person does

1546
01:17:26,439 --> 01:17:29,760
Speaker 1: end up failing because it's not easy obviously to do

1547
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:32,760
Speaker 1: those things. And the second that things start getting tough

1548
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,000
Speaker 1: and people go, I don't like this ship and the

1549
01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 1: audience doesn't like completely fall in, then it's like, what

1550
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:42,200
Speaker 1: do you do with this person? Like this young person

1551
01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:45,000
Speaker 1: we decided was the it person that the world decided

1552
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:46,880
Speaker 1: was not, what do we do with this person in

1553
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:49,920
Speaker 1: their career? So The thing I was gonna say is

1554
01:17:50,439 --> 01:17:53,559
Speaker 1: white dudes been getting that. So that's the that's the

1555
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:56,120
Speaker 1: reason that I don't like to hear white dudes pull

1556
01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:00,240
Speaker 1: the like. Of course it's easy that they got the

1557
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:03,799
Speaker 1: night the night show. They're black, and you're like, that's

1558
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:06,920
Speaker 1: literally not how any of that works. Let's go do

1559
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,360
Speaker 1: the statistics. How many black people have gotten to do that?

1560
01:18:09,400 --> 01:18:11,679
Speaker 1: It's not a lot. Are those the only fucking black

1561
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:12,160
Speaker 1: people that were?

1562
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:12,280
Speaker 5: Ever?

1563
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:14,840
Speaker 1: Funny? And I think they do conflate what JE said,

1564
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:17,760
Speaker 1: which is this person got on, it doesn't seem like

1565
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:21,120
Speaker 1: they paid their dues. So therefore black people that get

1566
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,439
Speaker 1: on don't pay their dues and that's the only people

1567
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,720
Speaker 1: out there. And meanwhile, anytime a white dude does that,

1568
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:30,320
Speaker 1: it's just supposed to happen. A lineup with flyer for

1569
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:32,360
Speaker 1: a comedy club that has nothing but white dudes on

1570
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:36,160
Speaker 1: it is just a lineup for a flyer for that night. Yeah,

1571
01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:40,000
Speaker 1: we thought trouble black people and women on it the

1572
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:43,800
Speaker 1: whole different. It's a theme night, you know what I mean?

1573
01:18:45,439 --> 01:18:47,680
Speaker 1: But yeah, so where are you gonna be doing your

1574
01:18:47,720 --> 01:18:49,479
Speaker 1: stand up? Coming up?

1575
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:49,840
Speaker 2: Jail?

1576
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:54,960
Speaker 5: Yeah? Thursday night, the Late Show. The best thing to tell.

1577
01:18:54,960 --> 01:19:00,280
Speaker 4: I mean Arlington, Virginia Thursday, Sterling, Virginia Friday, and phil

1578
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:03,760
Speaker 4: Maryland on Saturday. The venues and the ticket info is

1579
01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:07,080
Speaker 4: all on my calendar on my website jailcomedy dot com,

1580
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:09,719
Speaker 4: so like it's all there, the names of the places,

1581
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:11,599
Speaker 4: the ticket links, so it's if you just go there,

1582
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:15,400
Speaker 4: if you're if you're in the DMV area, just check

1583
01:19:15,479 --> 01:19:18,519
Speaker 4: that out. But the early shows Thursday and Saturday are

1584
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:22,360
Speaker 4: sold out. So yeah, yeah, hopefully we put you know,

1585
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,040
Speaker 4: get a lot of asses and see.

1586
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:26,640
Speaker 1: Because like this is a big deal, Like you know,

1587
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:28,920
Speaker 1: this is the kind of show what you can do.

1588
01:19:29,479 --> 01:19:32,519
Speaker 1: You've been putting the work in, you blew up over

1589
01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:37,240
Speaker 1: online this last year. You're writing email to these comedy clubs,

1590
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 1: and it's important for people to show up so that

1591
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:43,320
Speaker 1: people can be like, oh, yeah, we believe them. He

1592
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,799
Speaker 1: we booked him and he did sell out those shows.

1593
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 1: What else can he do?

1594
01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:51,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's it's just I just it feels so much like, uh,

1595
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,960
Speaker 4: you know, the last hill to climb is the toughest

1596
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:59,000
Speaker 4: or whatever, which is getting them to believe, like to

1597
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:02,400
Speaker 4: show you some respect. Like if I had an agent

1598
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:06,519
Speaker 4: and everything was the same about my career. I would

1599
01:20:06,560 --> 01:20:10,519
Speaker 4: be booked at like eighteen venues right now, even if

1600
01:20:10,560 --> 01:20:13,000
Speaker 4: it was like Wednesday Thursday nights, which is fine because

1601
01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:15,400
Speaker 4: you give me a door deal, I sell a lot

1602
01:20:15,439 --> 01:20:17,920
Speaker 4: of tickets. I'm walking away, you know, with a lot

1603
01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:23,439
Speaker 4: of money. But it's, uh, you know, I see people

1604
01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 4: who have smaller followings. And I'm not talking about people

1605
01:20:26,479 --> 01:20:28,599
Speaker 4: who are successful and just don't happen to have like

1606
01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:31,839
Speaker 4: the social media numbers. I'm talking about people you wouldn't

1607
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:36,000
Speaker 4: fucking know from from the dude bagging your groceries, right,

1608
01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:38,639
Speaker 4: but they're in with a click and they have an agent,

1609
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:42,680
Speaker 4: and it's like they're getting more like the gigs that

1610
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:45,280
Speaker 4: I feel like I would be getting if I was

1611
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,880
Speaker 4: if I was connected. So it's it feels like you're

1612
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:51,760
Speaker 4: always asking your fans, even like new fans. I've had

1613
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:53,200
Speaker 4: fans who've been with me for a long time, but

1614
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:57,320
Speaker 4: obviously the bulk of my fan base is new. But

1615
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 4: it always it feels so uncomfortable because you don't want

1616
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:01,120
Speaker 4: to be like, guy, I really need you to show

1617
01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:03,840
Speaker 4: up to these gigs because it sounds desperate, but you're like,

1618
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:08,519
Speaker 4: but this is also like fourth quarter and winning the game.

1619
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:11,360
Speaker 5: Means, oh, I'm headlining a bunch of clubs.

1620
01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:14,160
Speaker 1: I think also you need to recognize though, like people

1621
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:16,320
Speaker 1: want to help. Yeah, that was a big ye, A

1622
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:19,160
Speaker 1: big hurdle for us was like getting over the voice

1623
01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:21,840
Speaker 1: in your head that's like I'm asking these people for

1624
01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:24,400
Speaker 1: some shit now. I don't want to. I just they

1625
01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:26,320
Speaker 1: just came in for a good time. They wanted to

1626
01:21:26,400 --> 01:21:30,320
Speaker 1: hear some comedy podcast or whatever the fuck we're talking

1627
01:21:30,320 --> 01:21:34,040
Speaker 1: about today. They don't want to fucking do. But it's like, nah,

1628
01:21:34,080 --> 01:21:36,320
Speaker 1: because I know with me personally, when I listen to

1629
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:39,120
Speaker 1: somebody and it's like, yeah, I'm trying to do this thing,

1630
01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:41,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, how can I help them? I'm listening

1631
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:43,720
Speaker 1: because I want your thing to do. If you know,

1632
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:47,280
Speaker 1: when I remember when you decided to stop doing the podcast,

1633
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,599
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, like what the fuck needs

1634
01:21:49,800 --> 01:21:52,280
Speaker 1: it's having it right now? What am I supposed to

1635
01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:56,120
Speaker 1: do right in the world without the Righteous Prick on Tuesdays?

1636
01:21:56,160 --> 01:22:00,599
Speaker 1: So I feel like, if like near the end that show,

1637
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:02,120
Speaker 1: you would have been like, well, the reason is some

1638
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,479
Speaker 1: you know, something we can help with. I know when

1639
01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:06,160
Speaker 1: at the time it wasn't really something we could do

1640
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:08,599
Speaker 1: as fans, but if whatever it would have been would

1641
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,559
Speaker 1: have been, like the reason this is happening is because

1642
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:14,400
Speaker 1: no one shares the podcast when they listen. I'm sure everybody.

1643
01:22:14,439 --> 01:22:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, well I don't get to share button.

1644
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:18,200
Speaker 1: Just let me know what to do, buddy. So I

1645
01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:22,920
Speaker 1: think showing up, especially now that people are vaccinated, people

1646
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:25,519
Speaker 1: are able to like go out. They want to have

1647
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:28,120
Speaker 1: a good time, you know, I think, and they want

1648
01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:30,880
Speaker 1: to be safe, and these are safe environments. I think

1649
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,439
Speaker 1: people are gonna want to come out, so you gotta

1650
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:35,639
Speaker 1: you gotta let people know or else they won't fucking

1651
01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,880
Speaker 1: you know. Then when they don't show up, it's really

1652
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:39,880
Speaker 1: then you feel like, damn, it was really my fault.

1653
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:43,240
Speaker 1: I'm the one that half asked like, like think about this.

1654
01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:46,720
Speaker 1: We started this fucking show. Jail's like I'm killing motherfuckers.

1655
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:50,799
Speaker 1: Are just seventeen people died in the audience, not of COVID.

1656
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:53,360
Speaker 1: They were laughing so hard, they had a great time.

1657
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 1: It was well worth their money. Roywood Junior south of

1658
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:58,639
Speaker 1: me and was like open for me, motherfucker. You are

1659
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:01,280
Speaker 1: killing this shit about it And it is like, yeah,

1660
01:23:01,439 --> 01:23:04,000
Speaker 1: so you know, if you want to come out, you know,

1661
01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:04,640
Speaker 1: you know, what.

1662
01:23:04,720 --> 01:23:08,680
Speaker 4: That's the perfect example of the when we talk comedy,

1663
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:14,760
Speaker 4: I am in my zone. I'm you know, I'm I

1664
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:16,720
Speaker 4: don't want to say Steph Curry, but I'm just a

1665
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:21,559
Speaker 4: well trained comedy athlete. So if we're talking writing jokes,

1666
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:23,160
Speaker 4: telling jokes, doing funny stuff.

1667
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:24,559
Speaker 5: But but as.

1668
01:23:24,479 --> 01:23:30,720
Speaker 4: Soon as the tickets agents club owners, that's the business part, right,

1669
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:36,160
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, that's like, that's the worst. Like

1670
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:39,160
Speaker 4: if I if I won the power Ball and I'm

1671
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:42,000
Speaker 4: you know, once everything was squared away for my lifetime,

1672
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:44,680
Speaker 4: I'd just be like, oh, I'm booking this, Like I

1673
01:23:44,680 --> 01:23:48,040
Speaker 4: don't even even though I like comedy clubs, if they

1674
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:49,679
Speaker 4: don't want to, I'll just go and rent a theater

1675
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:52,080
Speaker 4: in their town and maybe I'll try.

1676
01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:55,240
Speaker 5: To break even and then like just just to do it.

1677
01:23:56,200 --> 01:24:00,920
Speaker 1: But you're giving people this gift of getting to enjoy

1678
01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:04,519
Speaker 1: your gifts in a world where motherfuckers have been dying

1679
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:05,559
Speaker 1: for the last year.

1680
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:10,400
Speaker 2: Again the house, yeah, and also the.

1681
01:24:12,200 --> 01:24:13,000
Speaker 1: Yeats.

1682
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:16,120
Speaker 2: What I've realized and I'm guilty of this too. You

1683
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:17,719
Speaker 2: have to be your your.

1684
01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:20,479
Speaker 6: Own biggest self promotion because if you don't promote yourself,

1685
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,320
Speaker 6: literally nobody else will.

1686
01:24:22,439 --> 01:24:24,800
Speaker 2: Like I had to learn that. So I am my

1687
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,559
Speaker 2: biggest cheerleader and it's like yes.

1688
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:32,479
Speaker 6: And what I realized too, people don't know that there's

1689
01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:35,639
Speaker 6: a need for action if there's no call to action.

1690
01:24:36,200 --> 01:24:40,080
Speaker 6: So people want to do but they don't know that

1691
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:42,640
Speaker 6: there's a need, so you won't get any action. So

1692
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:44,679
Speaker 6: what I realized you have to let them know, hey,

1693
01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:46,720
Speaker 6: do this, do this, do this. And people feel like, well,

1694
01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:49,040
Speaker 6: I'm begging and I'm putting. You're not begging and pleading.

1695
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:52,080
Speaker 6: You're kind of laying out there and people are either

1696
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:54,080
Speaker 6: going to do it or they're they're not going to

1697
01:24:54,160 --> 01:24:56,400
Speaker 6: do it, but you at least let it know that,

1698
01:24:56,600 --> 01:24:57,759
Speaker 6: let people know that it's an option.

1699
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:03,559
Speaker 1: Let's get to some news if we can. Okay, comedy news.

1700
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:06,960
Speaker 1: Michael Shay his back at Michael Chay, his back at

1701
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:12,479
Speaker 1: accusations his gen Z Hospital sketch on SNL appropriated black culture. Now,

1702
01:25:12,520 --> 01:25:14,560
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the sketch. I didn't watch C and

1703
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:16,800
Speaker 1: L with Elon Musk. I'm sure did you watch it, Jay?

1704
01:25:16,840 --> 01:25:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure you did, right, I did. How do you

1705
01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:21,800
Speaker 1: do I heard it. I heard that he wasn't as

1706
01:25:21,840 --> 01:25:23,120
Speaker 1: bad as people said he would be.

1707
01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:26,240
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought he was horrible, But I don't like

1708
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:28,320
Speaker 4: to say that because he can't. He announced, like he

1709
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:31,400
Speaker 4: made it known that he has likes.

1710
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:34,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I don't like that all of a sudden.

1711
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,840
Speaker 4: This is this is my joke, by the way, from

1712
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,639
Speaker 4: thoughts and Prayers, when I said Trump should come out

1713
01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:43,960
Speaker 4: and say he has like he's he's like learning disabled,

1714
01:25:44,280 --> 01:25:47,680
Speaker 4: because then the less would be like, oh wow, okay,

1715
01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:50,759
Speaker 4: I don't think we can go as hard like actually,

1716
01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:54,599
Speaker 4: if you think about it, he's quite accomplished for somebody

1717
01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:57,559
Speaker 4: with some cognitive issues, so like we should definitely not

1718
01:25:57,680 --> 01:26:00,559
Speaker 4: punch down. So I don't want to say anything back,

1719
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:05,160
Speaker 4: but it was like, objectively, I thought he was pretty terrible. Yeah,

1720
01:26:05,439 --> 01:26:07,439
Speaker 4: but I mean what am I judging him on? Like

1721
01:26:07,479 --> 01:26:09,840
Speaker 4: he was terrible as a host of a comedy show

1722
01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:13,080
Speaker 4: for a guy who's never done anything funny in his life, right,

1723
01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:14,080
Speaker 4: he was all right?

1724
01:26:14,840 --> 01:26:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, the the thing for me that is funny And

1725
01:26:18,040 --> 01:26:20,160
Speaker 1: I have another article coming up later about this, but

1726
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:23,360
Speaker 1: it is funny how everybody has the woke language and

1727
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:25,840
Speaker 1: if you get to the right category, you can do

1728
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,160
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck you want. And like I think that's

1729
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:31,680
Speaker 1: where everyone's going for. Is this idea of like I

1730
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:33,040
Speaker 1: just want to be able to do whatever the fuck

1731
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:34,880
Speaker 1: I want, and no one can say anything about it

1732
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:38,439
Speaker 1: because him starting s and l by being like, yeah,

1733
01:26:38,479 --> 01:26:40,400
Speaker 1: I got aspergers and I think I'm the first house

1734
01:26:40,439 --> 01:26:43,480
Speaker 1: to do it immediately changes the tenor of the conversation

1735
01:26:43,560 --> 01:26:45,880
Speaker 1: for all the people that are like, he's a billionaire

1736
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:49,080
Speaker 1: dickhead and he thinks he can do whatever he wants.

1737
01:26:49,280 --> 01:26:52,639
Speaker 1: And then it's like, well, you've also constantly been talking

1738
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:57,120
Speaker 1: about people battling certain mental health issues, so are you

1739
01:26:57,240 --> 01:27:00,760
Speaker 1: really gonna be consistent and give him a ass or

1740
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:03,639
Speaker 1: you just a person that's ablest And it's like, yeah,

1741
01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:06,200
Speaker 1: you made that box, so you got to sit in

1742
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:08,479
Speaker 1: that fucking box. I didn't make that box. I think

1743
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:13,160
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. Like if he's it's like it's like, according

1744
01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:17,080
Speaker 1: to the Internet, if somebody like robs you but they're

1745
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:21,439
Speaker 1: on the social hierarchy lower than you, that's okay. It's like, no,

1746
01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:24,599
Speaker 1: that's not okay, you robbed me. It's like, yeah, man,

1747
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:27,160
Speaker 1: I got robbed, but the person was disabled. Okay, then

1748
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:30,240
Speaker 1: they're disabled. Robert, I want my ship back, said again,

1749
01:27:30,479 --> 01:27:32,400
Speaker 1: I have a right to be upset by that, you know.

1750
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:35,599
Speaker 1: So it's just very funny. But this happened with the

1751
01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:36,800
Speaker 1: did you.

1752
01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:39,200
Speaker 4: Write a book about our culture called like this? You

1753
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:44,240
Speaker 4: a story of our culture? Everybody's just as you've said before.

1754
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:46,640
Speaker 4: Every people are just afraid of being this you.

1755
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:50,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy, man. So Michael Shay, this is and

1756
01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:53,400
Speaker 1: this happens with S and L a lot. Now that

1757
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:56,719
Speaker 1: they have black writers and a lot of black people

1758
01:27:56,760 --> 01:27:59,960
Speaker 1: on the roster. Of all the people that wanted diverse

1759
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:03,240
Speaker 1: and inclusion, I can't seem to handle the fact that

1760
01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:05,679
Speaker 1: black people are probably the ones writing the sketches, right,

1761
01:28:05,760 --> 01:28:07,519
Speaker 1: So all the ship did you feel like they're not

1762
01:28:07,560 --> 01:28:10,680
Speaker 1: equipped for why are they talking about race? Because they

1763
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:13,519
Speaker 1: hired black people and we like to make jokes involving

1764
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:17,920
Speaker 1: our experience. Correct. So a lot of people thought it

1765
01:28:18,080 --> 01:28:23,240
Speaker 1: was the sketch they had about gen Z Hospital sketch

1766
01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:27,360
Speaker 1: that use a lot of aa VE African American vernacular

1767
01:28:27,439 --> 01:28:30,759
Speaker 1: English as the folks call it.

1768
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:34,120
Speaker 5: God like that I think makes fun of that.

1769
01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:40,639
Speaker 1: Yes, he said that. Yeah, so he said he put

1770
01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:42,599
Speaker 1: on because people were saying it was it was cultural

1771
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:46,599
Speaker 1: appropriation that they had white people saying slang terms like

1772
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:52,200
Speaker 1: sus and I forget the other suss bestie bro and

1773
01:28:52,280 --> 01:28:54,519
Speaker 1: catch hands in the sketch and they're like, why do

1774
01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:57,080
Speaker 1: they have these white people on SNL? Is so insulting

1775
01:28:57,720 --> 01:28:58,240
Speaker 1: for the rack.

1776
01:28:58,520 --> 01:29:00,599
Speaker 4: The idea like Michael cha is one of the three

1777
01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:03,400
Speaker 4: head writers on the show, like this idea of like

1778
01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:05,040
Speaker 4: how could they do?

1779
01:29:05,360 --> 01:29:07,000
Speaker 5: I don't know, it had to go through.

1780
01:29:06,920 --> 01:29:10,879
Speaker 1: Him, right, And so I always thought that was interesting

1781
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:14,839
Speaker 1: because people, even black people, a lot of black people online,

1782
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:19,040
Speaker 1: they erased the black people who have their hands and shit,

1783
01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:22,120
Speaker 1: so they can like make a new story that's that's

1784
01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:24,400
Speaker 1: not true, Like now it's a lot that you're telling me.

1785
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:27,880
Speaker 1: You know, the same thing happened with they had a

1786
01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:31,559
Speaker 1: sketch when day Caluio was on, and it was about

1787
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:35,120
Speaker 1: black dudes that don't want to take the vaccine. Regardless

1788
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:37,040
Speaker 1: of all the reasons that you give them, there's some

1789
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:41,200
Speaker 1: black people that are just vaccine hesitant. And if that

1790
01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:44,599
Speaker 1: sketch would have happened on a Black Lady's Sketch Show,

1791
01:29:45,080 --> 01:29:49,400
Speaker 1: or maybe even that damn Michael Chay his New Sketch

1792
01:29:49,439 --> 01:29:52,080
Speaker 1: show where it's only like, well, only black people are

1793
01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:55,040
Speaker 1: really watching this fine, This sketch is fine. The second

1794
01:29:55,080 --> 01:29:57,000
Speaker 1: you put the sketch on it, there's some white people

1795
01:29:57,080 --> 01:29:59,240
Speaker 1: that might be watching it. It's well, what are we

1796
01:29:59,360 --> 01:30:01,760
Speaker 1: teaching these people? What are they gonna learn from a

1797
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:04,639
Speaker 1: comedy show. It's like, well, if they're racist, they were

1798
01:30:04,680 --> 01:30:08,080
Speaker 1: never gonna learn anything positive from. Like this could have

1799
01:30:08,120 --> 01:30:10,080
Speaker 1: been a tag talk and it still they wouldn't have

1800
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:12,639
Speaker 1: learned shit. So what I thought was funny with this

1801
01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:16,160
Speaker 1: one was that they used all this a uh, they

1802
01:30:16,240 --> 01:30:19,400
Speaker 1: used all this like slang shit, And so Twitter did

1803
01:30:19,439 --> 01:30:21,400
Speaker 1: what Twitter does and it's like, why are they using

1804
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:24,200
Speaker 1: this slang? This is cultural appropriation? So he put on

1805
01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:26,400
Speaker 1: his Instagram. I've been reading about how my gen Z

1806
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:29,960
Speaker 1: sketch was misappropriating aa ve and I was stunned because

1807
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:32,320
Speaker 1: what the fuck is aa ve e? I had to

1808
01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:34,519
Speaker 1: look it up. Turns out it's an acronym for African

1809
01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:38,439
Speaker 1: American vernacular English. You know, aave, that old saying that

1810
01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:42,000
Speaker 1: actual black people using conversation all the time. I love

1811
01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:44,639
Speaker 1: aa ve e. Ave to the moon.

1812
01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:48,400
Speaker 2: I had to go look it up too. I was like,

1813
01:30:48,439 --> 01:30:49,000
Speaker 2: what is this?

1814
01:30:49,200 --> 01:30:51,880
Speaker 1: It's a well, that's a that to me highlights a

1815
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:56,719
Speaker 1: very big divide between social media and real life. People

1816
01:30:56,800 --> 01:31:00,920
Speaker 1: use that term a lot on social media. I yes,

1817
01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:05,719
Speaker 1: and they use it. It's these either academic or want

1818
01:31:05,720 --> 01:31:08,680
Speaker 1: to be academic people that want to have these discussions

1819
01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:11,960
Speaker 1: in white spaces. So really, what there really is a

1820
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:15,120
Speaker 1: way of like we're gonna say African American vernacular English,

1821
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:17,519
Speaker 1: which means slang for us, Like as a black person,

1822
01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:19,200
Speaker 1: I just think of it as slang. It's you know,

1823
01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:21,160
Speaker 1: you say, man, you're about to catch these hands shawty

1824
01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:23,639
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck or you know what. I put

1825
01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:27,040
Speaker 1: that on my mama. I would never think to use

1826
01:31:27,080 --> 01:31:29,640
Speaker 1: it that way, like, oh, I was talking aave to

1827
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:31,320
Speaker 1: some of my friends. But if so, you're telling this

1828
01:31:31,439 --> 01:31:32,640
Speaker 1: to some white people.

1829
01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:35,360
Speaker 5: Maybe you can branding of like what used to be?

1830
01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, can that makes sense?

1831
01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:39,479
Speaker 1: Right?

1832
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:41,120
Speaker 5: See, this should have been cleared up.

1833
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:43,400
Speaker 4: If people had just listened to thoughts and prayers, they

1834
01:31:43,439 --> 01:31:45,799
Speaker 4: would have heard a great track called White Women Versus

1835
01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:49,760
Speaker 4: Black Twitter, which is where I expose how I think

1836
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:52,759
Speaker 4: white people should have when they are exposed through social

1837
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:56,519
Speaker 4: media to new terminology, they are now on the clock

1838
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:59,599
Speaker 4: and there must be a one year waiting period before

1839
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:01,040
Speaker 4: they can actually use it.

1840
01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:04,320
Speaker 5: Instead, I'll see, I'll learn a word.

1841
01:32:05,560 --> 01:32:10,559
Speaker 4: And like a month later, some white girl is just

1842
01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:13,559
Speaker 4: going like whether it's fire or lit. Now we're so

1843
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:16,000
Speaker 4: used to these things. But I'm like, oh no, the

1844
01:32:16,040 --> 01:32:19,360
Speaker 4: timetable sped up a lot on that. And then you

1845
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:21,639
Speaker 4: get like a dude from the Lincoln Project like eight

1846
01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:25,680
Speaker 4: months later using it in tweets, and I'm like, good God, Like,

1847
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:28,120
Speaker 4: there's also that a monster out of control.

1848
01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:32,360
Speaker 1: There's also that thing to me where I feel like,

1849
01:32:32,400 --> 01:32:35,599
Speaker 1: why are we always haven't explained this shit to white people?

1850
01:32:36,439 --> 01:32:37,759
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? It feel like it doesn't

1851
01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:41,280
Speaker 1: it's not. It becomes less hours, the more time weeks,

1852
01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:44,160
Speaker 1: the more energy we expand, being like, well, now that

1853
01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:47,840
Speaker 1: she said she used the term woke, let's explain to

1854
01:32:47,920 --> 01:32:50,400
Speaker 1: her the origins of where it can fuck her Like,

1855
01:32:50,439 --> 01:32:52,760
Speaker 1: they get too much from us, They get too they

1856
01:32:52,760 --> 01:32:55,439
Speaker 1: take everything. And I don't mean take our slang because

1857
01:32:55,479 --> 01:32:57,439
Speaker 1: I don't really give a fuck because they're not gonna

1858
01:32:57,479 --> 01:33:00,240
Speaker 1: learn how to use it unless we instructive. But it

1859
01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,360
Speaker 1: just feel like, damn man, we really be giving these

1860
01:33:02,439 --> 01:33:08,280
Speaker 1: motherfuckers a lot of explanation, time, energy, even our anger

1861
01:33:08,479 --> 01:33:12,559
Speaker 1: is a lot. And what's funny is we're so used

1862
01:33:12,560 --> 01:33:18,280
Speaker 1: to running that running running on that treadmill, people started

1863
01:33:18,320 --> 01:33:20,479
Speaker 1: doing it on this sn L sketch and then behind

1864
01:33:20,479 --> 01:33:22,719
Speaker 1: the scenes turns out Michael J wrote the fucking sketch

1865
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:26,200
Speaker 1: and the other black writers did so, so that really

1866
01:33:26,280 --> 01:33:29,839
Speaker 1: was no point to being upset by this shit, Like

1867
01:33:30,000 --> 01:33:32,479
Speaker 1: we assumed a whole lot and the same thing with

1868
01:33:32,560 --> 01:33:35,000
Speaker 1: that other sketch, Like that's what the black people who

1869
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:38,920
Speaker 1: worked their thought was funny, and they are black. They

1870
01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:41,760
Speaker 1: have the same rights to their blackness as yours and

1871
01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:44,000
Speaker 1: all this other shit, so you know, you don't have

1872
01:33:44,040 --> 01:33:46,080
Speaker 1: to think it's funny. But damn this this ship where

1873
01:33:46,120 --> 01:33:50,560
Speaker 1: it's like it became an incitious plot against Black Americans, Like, nah,

1874
01:33:49,960 --> 01:33:52,360
Speaker 1: this was a funny sketch. That was it.

1875
01:33:53,680 --> 01:33:56,799
Speaker 5: I hate to be this guy, but I think there are.

1876
01:33:58,760 --> 01:34:00,360
Speaker 4: I try to fight against it, but I feel like

1877
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,840
Speaker 4: I see too many commercials now, whether it's like Don

1878
01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:06,800
Speaker 4: Lemon's book or w Camal Bell's show. I'm like, we're

1879
01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:11,040
Speaker 4: having too many conversations. Like at some point I start

1880
01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:15,000
Speaker 4: to go, like, I know we have like it's become

1881
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:20,120
Speaker 4: a brand, Like like having conversations is now like less

1882
01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:24,800
Speaker 4: about actually discussing and coming to some solution and just

1883
01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:29,479
Speaker 4: saying we're having the like because then everybody who you're

1884
01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:33,280
Speaker 4: targeting with that is like, yes, progress is being made.

1885
01:34:33,360 --> 01:34:39,920
Speaker 5: We're having our nineteenth consecutive year of powerful conversations and

1886
01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:40,479
Speaker 5: it's and.

1887
01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:43,320
Speaker 4: I'm just starting to be like, like I hate being

1888
01:34:43,360 --> 01:34:45,000
Speaker 4: this dude where I like start to roll my eyes.

1889
01:34:45,040 --> 01:34:47,320
Speaker 4: I'm like, let's get to solutions. But they're not out

1890
01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:50,040
Speaker 4: here saying there's not problems. You have some people who

1891
01:34:50,040 --> 01:34:53,720
Speaker 4: say it were fine, Fuck off. I'm in the Oh,

1892
01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:58,720
Speaker 4: there's problems, but man, there's there's there's even more conversations

1893
01:34:58,800 --> 01:34:59,680
Speaker 4: than problems.

1894
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,439
Speaker 1: Here's what gives me. It's not a conversation, it's a

1895
01:35:02,479 --> 01:35:05,479
Speaker 1: monologue and they're just tricking you into being an audience.

1896
01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:07,960
Speaker 1: And I don't like that, Like, tell me what it is, like,

1897
01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:10,000
Speaker 1: tell me you actually came to give a TED talk

1898
01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:11,840
Speaker 1: and you don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. Sauce.

1899
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:14,760
Speaker 1: You figure you got the right and the ability to

1900
01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:15,559
Speaker 1: say whatever you want.

1901
01:35:15,600 --> 01:35:17,519
Speaker 2: And yeah, I.

1902
01:35:17,479 --> 01:35:20,240
Speaker 1: Think that's the trick is calling shit a conversation, like

1903
01:35:20,479 --> 01:35:23,120
Speaker 1: cause sometimes it ain't even nothing to conversate about. Like

1904
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:26,519
Speaker 1: if I've said we need to have a conversation about

1905
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:30,840
Speaker 1: voting rights and black people, actually I don't want to

1906
01:35:30,880 --> 01:35:33,439
Speaker 1: have a conversation. I want to tell you why I

1907
01:35:33,479 --> 01:35:35,439
Speaker 1: think this is fucked up, and I want you to listen.

1908
01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:37,479
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. So I think that's what

1909
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:40,960
Speaker 1: happens is a lot of shit is disguised as conversations.

1910
01:35:41,120 --> 01:35:42,920
Speaker 1: I listened to w Kmile Bell when he was interviewed

1911
01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:47,000
Speaker 1: by Larry Willmore. There's not a conversation that's gonna be

1912
01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:51,559
Speaker 1: had there. He's decided he's for either defund the police

1913
01:35:51,720 --> 01:35:54,920
Speaker 1: or bias the police, and everyone should hop on board

1914
01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:58,240
Speaker 1: and do it. And if you say anything that even

1915
01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:01,599
Speaker 1: questions it makes you know, anything that adds any nuance

1916
01:36:01,640 --> 01:36:03,640
Speaker 1: to it, that is a wrap you don't want to

1917
01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:05,599
Speaker 1: talk about. That is just this is the way I

1918
01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:07,800
Speaker 1: see it, and that's it. That's not a conversation.

1919
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:09,479
Speaker 5: I will say.

1920
01:36:09,520 --> 01:36:11,839
Speaker 4: Somebody said this the other day, and I can't remember

1921
01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:15,240
Speaker 4: it was. I think they meant it as like an

1922
01:36:15,280 --> 01:36:20,280
Speaker 4: insult to sort of centrist Democrats, but they said that,

1923
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:23,040
Speaker 4: and I thought it was a good point, even though

1924
01:36:23,080 --> 01:36:27,519
Speaker 4: I wasn't thinking it as negative. There are people keep

1925
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:31,759
Speaker 4: saying we need a republican party that's like a normal

1926
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:34,840
Speaker 4: republican party that can bring ideas and issues to the

1927
01:36:34,880 --> 01:36:38,240
Speaker 4: table and like form a function in government. And somebody

1928
01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:41,559
Speaker 4: made this point, and I would take it almost less negatively.

1929
01:36:42,040 --> 01:36:44,280
Speaker 5: The Democratic Party is.

1930
01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:51,160
Speaker 4: Really the two functioning parties trying to negotiate a path forward.

1931
01:36:51,160 --> 01:36:53,439
Speaker 5: And that's a good thing. And I'm not saying that

1932
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Speaker 5: as a.

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Speaker 4: I'm not out here going like that's just Joe Biden's

1934
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Speaker 4: really just like Republican life.

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Speaker 5: I don't mean it like that.

1936
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Speaker 4: I mean you have two sides with strength within the

1937
01:37:05,240 --> 01:37:08,479
Speaker 4: party trying to form an agenda that will help people

1938
01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:12,840
Speaker 4: and move the country forward. The issue is, unfortunately Republicans

1939
01:37:12,840 --> 01:37:17,080
Speaker 4: are literally just an obstruction, that's it, and but they

1940
01:37:17,120 --> 01:37:23,080
Speaker 4: get treated like an equal partner like it's it's it's

1941
01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:26,720
Speaker 4: like the Democrats have the husband and the wife of

1942
01:37:26,760 --> 01:37:30,320
Speaker 4: the marriage in one party, but we treat the Republican

1943
01:37:30,320 --> 01:37:32,519
Speaker 4: Party like it's the husband or the wife. But it's

1944
01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:36,760
Speaker 4: really like the clog toilet from the apartment. But it's

1945
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:40,160
Speaker 4: like imagine being an apartment and you're like, it's talking

1946
01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:41,720
Speaker 4: to the toilet that's cloggless.

1947
01:37:41,720 --> 01:37:45,880
Speaker 5: Ship going, what are we gonna do? We should it

1948
01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:48,320
Speaker 5: turns out you think we should sit here, and shit.

1949
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Speaker 4: I don't, but I guess we'll just sit and ship

1950
01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:52,839
Speaker 4: because you don't negotiate.

1951
01:37:52,920 --> 01:37:58,639
Speaker 1: It's only there's only one party interested in governing. Agree.

1952
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:01,200
Speaker 1: There's just no discussion to be had. You know. It's

1953
01:38:01,240 --> 01:38:03,360
Speaker 1: why I have a lot I have a lot less

1954
01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:07,599
Speaker 1: patience for people that only want to criticize Democrats and shit,

1955
01:38:07,680 --> 01:38:10,320
Speaker 1: because it just seems so fucking stupid at this point,

1956
01:38:10,439 --> 01:38:13,400
Speaker 1: like you're playing their game for them as far as Republicans,

1957
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:16,519
Speaker 1: because they'll take a tide you said before, they're.

1958
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:18,760
Speaker 10: Happy with the tie, and like the other day, they're

1959
01:38:18,800 --> 01:38:21,840
Speaker 10: down thirty every game, right, so if at the end

1960
01:38:21,920 --> 01:38:22,599
Speaker 10: of the game.

1961
01:38:22,520 --> 01:38:25,280
Speaker 5: The ref calls at a time, they're like, boom, we won.

1962
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Speaker 1: And like the other day, I saw some uh this

1963
01:38:28,439 --> 01:38:32,160
Speaker 1: there was It wasn't even an article. A woman took

1964
01:38:32,520 --> 01:38:36,200
Speaker 1: an out of context comment from Joe Biden during the

1965
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Speaker 1: press conference and then she took a picture of him

1966
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Speaker 1: from the press congerence. I don't know if she was

1967
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:42,080
Speaker 1: a press supporter or not, but then she put the

1968
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Speaker 1: quote on top of the picture of him at the podium,

1969
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:49,240
Speaker 1: and essentially the quote was saying, well, Joe, as a

1970
01:38:49,280 --> 01:38:50,680
Speaker 1: matter of fact, I can look it up. I can.

1971
01:38:50,760 --> 01:38:53,080
Speaker 1: I can actually give you the exact quote. But it

1972
01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:55,760
Speaker 1: was the Essentially, the point she was she was trying

1973
01:38:55,760 --> 01:39:01,320
Speaker 1: to highlight was like, look at him saying that he

1974
01:39:01,320 --> 01:39:05,880
Speaker 1: he sees the people that are trying to He thinks

1975
01:39:05,880 --> 01:39:08,599
Speaker 1: of people that aren't going to work because they're collecting

1976
01:39:08,720 --> 01:39:12,720
Speaker 1: unemployment as like, you know, bad, And it's almost like

1977
01:39:12,760 --> 01:39:15,280
Speaker 1: a Republican talking point. You know that Republicans are like,

1978
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:18,599
Speaker 1: we need to end unemployment. Yeah, here it is. So

1979
01:39:18,800 --> 01:39:21,639
Speaker 1: her name is Heather Long. So I don't know if

1980
01:39:21,680 --> 01:39:24,400
Speaker 1: she's uh, if she works in the press corps or

1981
01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:27,000
Speaker 1: what you know. Matter of fact, I'll click on her

1982
01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:30,880
Speaker 1: name and see if it'll tell me. Maybe economic correspondent

1983
01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:33,720
Speaker 1: Proud Pennsylvania, Washington Post. Okay, so she works for the

1984
01:39:33,760 --> 01:39:36,599
Speaker 1: Washington Post. So she put out Biden vows and forest

1985
01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:40,120
Speaker 1: unemployment insurance law so no one can quote unquote gain

1986
01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:42,719
Speaker 1: the system to get paid, not the work. We're gonna

1987
01:39:42,720 --> 01:39:45,439
Speaker 1: make it clear anyone collected unemployment who has offered a

1988
01:39:45,479 --> 01:39:49,240
Speaker 1: suitable job must take the job or lose the unemployment benefits.

1989
01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:52,720
Speaker 1: Biden right. I wouldn't google the article because I was

1990
01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:56,240
Speaker 1: just like, there's no fucking way. He just walked in

1991
01:39:56,280 --> 01:39:59,640
Speaker 1: the room and said, yeah, actually, you guys know how

1992
01:39:59,640 --> 01:40:03,040
Speaker 1: I've been. Uh, I'm the one who passed the legislation

1993
01:40:03,120 --> 01:40:08,000
Speaker 1: to extend unemployment benefits and give everybody the stemmy. I'm

1994
01:40:08,000 --> 01:40:10,360
Speaker 1: actually a dick, and I'm against that on the low,

1995
01:40:10,520 --> 01:40:12,760
Speaker 1: and I just decided today to fuck up all the

1996
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:16,080
Speaker 1: good will from that because fuck me, fuck fuck governing

1997
01:40:16,080 --> 01:40:16,519
Speaker 1: this country.

1998
01:40:16,479 --> 01:40:17,879
Speaker 2: And something was second out of context.

1999
01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:20,040
Speaker 1: So I went to look it up and there was

2000
01:40:20,040 --> 01:40:22,080
Speaker 1: a quote from the article. Speaking at the White House,

2001
01:40:22,400 --> 01:40:25,719
Speaker 1: Biden stress he has seen no data to suggest workers

2002
01:40:25,960 --> 01:40:29,520
Speaker 1: are choosing to stay home in large numbers despite job openings.

2003
01:40:29,800 --> 01:40:32,360
Speaker 1: He said he will address the matter anyway to make

2004
01:40:32,400 --> 01:40:37,200
Speaker 1: it clear. Pretty big fucking disclaimer that should go before

2005
01:40:37,360 --> 01:40:40,479
Speaker 1: that quote, right, which is he was He talked, He

2006
01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:43,559
Speaker 1: talked already. They kept asking him questions about, well what

2007
01:40:43,560 --> 01:40:45,960
Speaker 1: about Republicans say that people are still in the unemployment

2008
01:40:46,200 --> 01:40:49,839
Speaker 1: and he's like, we don't have any data that that's happening,

2009
01:40:50,120 --> 01:40:52,479
Speaker 1: but just to be clear and not hand them this

2010
01:40:52,560 --> 01:40:55,360
Speaker 1: fucking talking point, because you're never gonna find an elected

2011
01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:57,960
Speaker 1: official on any side of the hole who goes, yeah, man,

2012
01:40:58,439 --> 01:41:01,360
Speaker 1: steal that unemployment. Go ahead and do what you gotta do.

2013
01:41:01,560 --> 01:41:04,240
Speaker 1: You're never gonna find that motherfucker. So what do you

2014
01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:06,400
Speaker 1: even like, what do you even want him to say?

2015
01:41:06,439 --> 01:41:06,599
Speaker 3: There?

2016
01:41:06,600 --> 01:41:09,280
Speaker 1: But he he goes, we don't have any data of that.

2017
01:41:09,400 --> 01:41:12,559
Speaker 1: But obviously if people are doing that and they're breaking

2018
01:41:12,560 --> 01:41:15,200
Speaker 1: the law, we will find out they'll end up being

2019
01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:18,160
Speaker 1: in trouble. So don't do that. And that's just so

2020
01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:21,559
Speaker 1: that y'all can say I said that, because you know,

2021
01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:25,519
Speaker 1: I don't actually give a fuck that. But yet on

2022
01:41:25,560 --> 01:41:27,519
Speaker 1: Twitter you can just see people dunking on that out

2023
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:31,080
Speaker 1: of context quote all fucking day. And that's where we are.

2024
01:41:31,160 --> 01:41:34,559
Speaker 1: Man like motherfuckers are like, I'd rather do the dunking

2025
01:41:35,120 --> 01:41:39,679
Speaker 1: than have any of the fucking context. It's crazy. Anyway,

2026
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:44,120
Speaker 1: Another comedy story I want to talk about. I saw

2027
01:41:44,240 --> 01:41:50,560
Speaker 1: this from uh yeah Ping Dang on Twitter. He's a comedian,

2028
01:41:50,760 --> 01:41:54,559
Speaker 1: he's in Austin. It looks like he was seeing a

2029
01:41:54,680 --> 01:41:59,360
Speaker 1: show and so on comedian Tony Hinchcliffe. He was bringing

2030
01:41:59,400 --> 01:42:04,240
Speaker 1: him up and uh he and and Tony Henchcliff went

2031
01:42:04,360 --> 01:42:08,400
Speaker 1: full races. Uh king Dang is Asian. Now I don't

2032
01:42:08,439 --> 01:42:09,200
Speaker 1: know what the joke is.

2033
01:42:09,960 --> 01:42:11,600
Speaker 5: The one and only.

2034
01:42:21,920 --> 01:42:26,439
Speaker 1: Welcome one more time for the filthy little that was just.

2035
01:42:30,800 --> 01:42:36,640
Speaker 5: Holler in a fucking bucket.

2036
01:42:38,040 --> 01:42:44,519
Speaker 1: Gun power extra noisock and you guys just eating it up.

2037
01:42:47,040 --> 01:42:49,000
Speaker 1: So what's the joke there?

2038
01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:52,599
Speaker 6: And this is the bullet ship we're talking about before,

2039
01:42:53,120 --> 01:42:56,320
Speaker 6: where you're not fucking funny, But you do this ship

2040
01:42:56,479 --> 01:42:57,360
Speaker 6: and you and you.

2041
01:42:57,240 --> 01:42:59,040
Speaker 2: Call it comedy. That's not funny.

2042
01:42:59,120 --> 01:43:01,559
Speaker 1: I think that's That's what I'm saying for a lot

2043
01:43:01,560 --> 01:43:05,439
Speaker 1: of like the opposite of the TikTok. I'm gonna educate

2044
01:43:05,479 --> 01:43:09,040
Speaker 1: you about whatever childbirth or something you didn't know that

2045
01:43:09,080 --> 01:43:12,480
Speaker 1: they use a straw and childbirth boom, I blew your mind,

2046
01:43:12,840 --> 01:43:15,599
Speaker 1: you know? Follow me? Is this ship which is and

2047
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:17,320
Speaker 1: obviously one is not as bad as an other. I'd

2048
01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:20,000
Speaker 1: rather be educated about some shit I didn't know then

2049
01:43:20,320 --> 01:43:22,320
Speaker 1: this ship was like I couldn't think of a joke.

2050
01:43:22,439 --> 01:43:27,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, that sounds mean that guy before me that was

2051
01:43:27,400 --> 01:43:30,200
Speaker 6: probably funnier than me because he seems to be upset

2052
01:43:30,200 --> 01:43:31,719
Speaker 6: that the guy was doing a good job.

2053
01:43:32,080 --> 01:43:34,840
Speaker 1: From the context of that clip, it sounds like Pang

2054
01:43:34,960 --> 01:43:36,800
Speaker 1: did a good job and he's like, hey, y'all were

2055
01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:40,080
Speaker 1: laughing while he was out here being an Asian person.

2056
01:43:40,760 --> 01:43:43,040
Speaker 1: So unless there's some other level to this shit that's

2057
01:43:43,080 --> 01:43:44,920
Speaker 1: gonna come out clear that up. I don't know what

2058
01:43:44,960 --> 01:43:47,479
Speaker 1: the fuck he could be doing other than I couldn't

2059
01:43:47,560 --> 01:43:49,639
Speaker 1: think of something funny, So let me just be hateful.

2060
01:43:50,840 --> 01:43:53,759
Speaker 4: First of all, I don't like that my new material

2061
01:43:53,880 --> 01:43:55,880
Speaker 4: that I've been trying to not share on the show.

2062
01:43:55,920 --> 01:43:59,439
Speaker 4: I wanted to be a surprise is being used like this.

2063
01:43:59,600 --> 01:44:02,160
Speaker 4: But no, when you when you share, was it you

2064
01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:03,200
Speaker 4: who shared.

2065
01:44:02,880 --> 01:44:05,480
Speaker 5: That on Facebook? Facebook?

2066
01:44:05,880 --> 01:44:07,960
Speaker 4: So I saw it and I couldn't tell if you

2067
01:44:08,000 --> 01:44:09,439
Speaker 4: had liked it or if you had shared it.

2068
01:44:10,880 --> 01:44:12,759
Speaker 5: And I'm one of those people.

2069
01:44:12,840 --> 01:44:16,280
Speaker 4: And I discussed this with on my podcast about the

2070
01:44:16,320 --> 01:44:20,120
Speaker 4: time at the local pub when the guy called three

2071
01:44:20,360 --> 01:44:23,920
Speaker 4: black teenagers orangutangs and I sat there and was like

2072
01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:29,360
Speaker 4: frozen because I was like, I gotta find a rationalization

2073
01:44:29,680 --> 01:44:33,639
Speaker 4: like for why this was said, because that was so jarring.

2074
01:44:34,200 --> 01:44:38,960
Speaker 4: It was so like, oh, that's text, that's history book racism.

2075
01:44:39,120 --> 01:44:42,280
Speaker 4: That's when I was seven, and you might've heard that

2076
01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:46,840
Speaker 4: happen in Queens during a race crime, like not at

2077
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:49,880
Speaker 4: my very diverse neighborhood.

2078
01:44:49,360 --> 01:44:51,479
Speaker 5: Pub in twenty twenty one.

2079
01:44:52,520 --> 01:44:55,759
Speaker 4: When I saw what you posted, I literally thought to myself,

2080
01:44:55,800 --> 01:44:58,840
Speaker 4: I was like, was this an inside joke with the

2081
01:44:59,040 --> 01:45:03,760
Speaker 4: mc MC his friend or something, because yes, it would

2082
01:45:03,760 --> 01:45:07,439
Speaker 4: still be harsh language. But if it's a lot different,

2083
01:45:07,560 --> 01:45:10,160
Speaker 4: if it's oh, that's my butt, like that's my best friend,

2084
01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:13,400
Speaker 4: like we do we we say offensive things to each

2085
01:45:13,439 --> 01:45:16,599
Speaker 4: other when we get on stage, right, that's our thing.

2086
01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:18,439
Speaker 5: And we're in a comedy club.

2087
01:45:18,520 --> 01:45:21,320
Speaker 4: So even though that wouldn't be cool in regular company

2088
01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:24,879
Speaker 4: or in a restaurant, in this space with my friend,

2089
01:45:25,320 --> 01:45:29,080
Speaker 4: we laugh at the shocking nature of Yeah, but it

2090
01:45:29,120 --> 01:45:32,880
Speaker 4: was the guy who posted it. The guy who posted

2091
01:45:32,920 --> 01:45:35,920
Speaker 4: it was trying to make a point. His point was

2092
01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:39,040
Speaker 4: not check out my funny friend. It was like do

2093
01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:42,679
Speaker 4: you and he would have the context like he was there,

2094
01:45:42,880 --> 01:45:47,200
Speaker 4: he's the comedian on the show, and that's I mean

2095
01:45:47,240 --> 01:45:50,880
Speaker 4: everybody now, I guess thinks to fucking Lenny Bruce. But

2096
01:45:51,080 --> 01:45:54,559
Speaker 4: without trying to push the comedy forward, they're just trying

2097
01:45:54,560 --> 01:45:58,639
Speaker 4: to push You're not a linguist, that's Mike Kaplan right,

2098
01:45:58,720 --> 01:46:00,639
Speaker 4: Like we're not language people.

2099
01:46:00,680 --> 01:46:04,120
Speaker 5: We're still comedians. We're not here to do like you're.

2100
01:46:03,960 --> 01:46:06,360
Speaker 4: Not protesting, Like it's not a Supreme Court case you're

2101
01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:09,400
Speaker 4: trying to win by saying you can't stop me from

2102
01:46:09,479 --> 01:46:12,400
Speaker 4: saying the C word in a comedy club.

2103
01:46:12,360 --> 01:46:13,000
Speaker 1: And the cap.

2104
01:46:14,479 --> 01:46:19,559
Speaker 4: Is a legal case other than that that that's useless.

2105
01:46:19,640 --> 01:46:22,400
Speaker 1: And the Captain net Ping put up in his uh

2106
01:46:22,479 --> 01:46:25,080
Speaker 1: paying put up in his uh what he posted. It

2107
01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:27,439
Speaker 1: was last week in Austin. I got to bring up

2108
01:46:27,479 --> 01:46:31,679
Speaker 1: Tony Hinchcliffe. This is what he said, Happy Asian Heritage Month,

2109
01:46:32,600 --> 01:46:36,920
Speaker 1: like like so clearly he was. It was not like, yeah,

2110
01:46:37,040 --> 01:46:39,360
Speaker 1: me and my boy man, what a crazy fucking day

2111
01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:43,439
Speaker 1: that was. It's like, yes, I was doing my job.

2112
01:46:44,320 --> 01:46:46,559
Speaker 4: He wouldn't have even shared the bit out of contact.

2113
01:46:47,320 --> 01:46:53,280
Speaker 4: It was like a dirty friend like day or comedy club.

2114
01:46:54,080 --> 01:46:54,479
Speaker 5: I don't.

2115
01:46:54,560 --> 01:46:59,920
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I didn't like it's it's so fuck

2116
01:47:00,280 --> 01:47:04,640
Speaker 4: weird that, you know. I always tell people, I'm like,

2117
01:47:04,720 --> 01:47:07,639
Speaker 4: the weird thing is the magas and the bros and

2118
01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:11,000
Speaker 4: these types of guys. They see my act, they don't

2119
01:47:11,080 --> 01:47:14,360
Speaker 4: know my politics, they don't they see somebody who's not

2120
01:47:14,439 --> 01:47:19,160
Speaker 4: afraid on stage and who's got good material, right, But

2121
01:47:19,160 --> 01:47:22,360
Speaker 4: but you see these people and you go, what is wrong?

2122
01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:23,960
Speaker 4: Like you kind of want to be what's wrong with you?

2123
01:47:24,040 --> 01:47:29,080
Speaker 4: Why is you're turning? You think comedy is the left

2124
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:31,599
Speaker 4: is too woke? But but why do you think what

2125
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:36,519
Speaker 4: you're doing is any better for entertainment for art? Like

2126
01:47:36,560 --> 01:47:38,840
Speaker 4: I said, if your whole goal is to win a

2127
01:47:38,840 --> 01:47:43,320
Speaker 4: Supreme Court case on free speech, congratulations, like you would

2128
01:47:43,360 --> 01:47:45,280
Speaker 4: win in court, but you're not.

2129
01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:49,040
Speaker 1: And the thing that's real fucked up comedy. What's real

2130
01:47:49,080 --> 01:47:52,519
Speaker 1: fucked up is it paying with a fucking like push

2131
01:47:52,560 --> 01:47:55,960
Speaker 1: this motherfucker off the stage. It would have been him

2132
01:47:56,040 --> 01:47:58,760
Speaker 1: that fucked up his career and his and like what

2133
01:47:58,920 --> 01:48:01,760
Speaker 1: he stands for, the club wouldn't want him back, you know,

2134
01:48:01,800 --> 01:48:03,439
Speaker 1: because that's the way that ship would work. Is like,

2135
01:48:03,600 --> 01:48:06,360
Speaker 1: first of all, compared to like you're opening for this guy,

2136
01:48:06,439 --> 01:48:09,160
Speaker 1: you're MCing for this guy so we you know, feel

2137
01:48:09,160 --> 01:48:12,519
Speaker 1: like he's somebody. And then second of all, you standing up.

2138
01:48:12,560 --> 01:48:14,360
Speaker 1: They would have turned that into like an attack on

2139
01:48:14,479 --> 01:48:17,719
Speaker 1: free speech and comedy. And you know, if you can't

2140
01:48:17,800 --> 01:48:20,160
Speaker 1: take a joke, then don't be up there because I

2141
01:48:20,200 --> 01:48:23,439
Speaker 1: can't imagine what other defense they're gonna have for when

2142
01:48:23,439 --> 01:48:24,719
Speaker 1: this because I'm you know, it's not like.

2143
01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:27,599
Speaker 4: This comedy club you should be a comedian first time

2144
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:31,280
Speaker 4: whatever hyphen American.

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Speaker 1: You right, and comedian when they close their eyes, is

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01:48:33,360 --> 01:48:36,559
Speaker 1: just a white dude, like like in their brains, like

2147
01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:40,320
Speaker 1: you should be a white man's politics first and uh,

2148
01:48:40,479 --> 01:48:42,080
Speaker 1: like I always thought that was funny when you hear

2149
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:47,320
Speaker 1: comedians give advice to like people that were either like

2150
01:48:47,320 --> 01:48:49,800
Speaker 1: like a white man, comedian giving advice to like a

2151
01:48:49,840 --> 01:48:53,000
Speaker 1: black person or a woman or something like a gay person.

2152
01:48:53,000 --> 01:48:56,000
Speaker 1: They always do the like, just do the comedy, you know,

2153
01:48:56,080 --> 01:49:00,040
Speaker 1: don't bring up your race or your this or your that.

2154
01:49:00,080 --> 01:49:02,920
Speaker 1: And it's always like the things a white dude wouldn't

2155
01:49:02,960 --> 01:49:05,920
Speaker 1: have in his repertry to bring up. So it's like, like,

2156
01:49:06,120 --> 01:49:09,040
Speaker 1: do your comedy one hand behind your back. Now I

2157
01:49:09,080 --> 01:49:11,599
Speaker 1: could be like now that person could be sixty years old.

2158
01:49:11,960 --> 01:49:13,160
Speaker 1: They get up there and they do a bunch of

2159
01:49:13,240 --> 01:49:15,400
Speaker 1: jokes about being an old man and the balls hitting

2160
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:18,600
Speaker 1: the toiler or whatever the fuck, and we go, oh, hilarious,

2161
01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:21,439
Speaker 1: look at this old man making old man jokes. But

2162
01:49:21,600 --> 01:49:24,160
Speaker 1: for you, you don't get to do that. So whatever

2163
01:49:24,479 --> 01:49:27,679
Speaker 1: being black brings to your life, take that off the stage.

2164
01:49:27,800 --> 01:49:29,519
Speaker 1: Come on stage as you would if you were a

2165
01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:31,760
Speaker 1: white man. Is the advice they give a lot of

2166
01:49:31,800 --> 01:49:34,240
Speaker 1: these comedians. Man, and it just feels so fucked up.

2167
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:39,680
Speaker 6: And also as an audience, we would not know this

2168
01:49:39,840 --> 01:49:42,320
Speaker 6: internal joking they had on because I.

2169
01:49:42,280 --> 01:49:44,920
Speaker 5: Feel you jail, which they don't.

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01:49:46,520 --> 01:49:48,479
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, it still would be it would at that

2171
01:49:48,520 --> 01:49:52,560
Speaker 1: point though it would be more stupid than he like,

2172
01:49:52,560 --> 01:49:55,439
Speaker 1: like like it's still racist, but then it would take

2173
01:49:55,439 --> 01:49:58,080
Speaker 1: a new leap into like that was that was a

2174
01:49:58,240 --> 01:49:59,960
Speaker 1: dumb thing to do in the age of camera.

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01:50:01,720 --> 01:50:03,639
Speaker 5: Just to explain what I'm saying is, you know how

2176
01:50:03,640 --> 01:50:04,120
Speaker 5: Michael Cha.

2177
01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:05,640
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've ever seen in Michael Cha

2178
01:50:05,800 --> 01:50:09,240
Speaker 4: and Colin Jos like once a year or the last episode,

2179
01:50:09,400 --> 01:50:12,680
Speaker 4: they write jokes for each other that they have to

2180
01:50:12,720 --> 01:50:15,160
Speaker 4: read without seeing and they always end up being like,

2181
01:50:16,080 --> 01:50:21,639
Speaker 4: you know, walking the line offensive and racist. So I'm

2182
01:50:21,680 --> 01:50:23,680
Speaker 4: not saying it was good. But and of course this

2183
01:50:23,840 --> 01:50:25,640
Speaker 4: is the moot point because it's not the case. But

2184
01:50:25,760 --> 01:50:29,200
Speaker 4: I once again I do the thing where I say, okay, well,

2185
01:50:29,240 --> 01:50:33,360
Speaker 4: how can I make this make sense? Because as we

2186
01:50:33,479 --> 01:50:36,040
Speaker 4: joke about, you know, you always say racism is funny.

2187
01:50:36,280 --> 01:50:39,679
Speaker 4: It's so ridiculous. Racism to me is like it can

2188
01:50:39,680 --> 01:50:43,040
Speaker 4: be funny, but it's also I don't want to say, confusing,

2189
01:50:43,240 --> 01:50:46,840
Speaker 4: but it's startling. It still startles me when you're confronted

2190
01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:49,120
Speaker 4: not with like what you think is racist or what

2191
01:50:49,200 --> 01:50:51,760
Speaker 4: you know is racism, or when you see something like that,

2192
01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:54,400
Speaker 4: or when I'm sitting at a restaurant and the owner

2193
01:50:54,920 --> 01:50:59,360
Speaker 4: somehow just thinks, even if you think I'm Italian, why

2194
01:50:59,360 --> 01:51:01,480
Speaker 4: do you think I live in a diverse neighborhood.

2195
01:51:01,479 --> 01:51:03,240
Speaker 5: Why do you think I'm gonna have.

2196
01:51:03,200 --> 01:51:06,000
Speaker 4: Like a it's cool if you refer to three black

2197
01:51:06,040 --> 01:51:09,120
Speaker 4: teens as orangu tangs because they pissed you off, Like

2198
01:51:09,920 --> 01:51:13,320
Speaker 4: that's such a leap, that's such a leap of Like,

2199
01:51:13,439 --> 01:51:17,720
Speaker 4: I'm in my business, they're eating dinner. They might be

2200
01:51:18,920 --> 01:51:24,599
Speaker 4: liberal or decent people, and I could have just shaken

2201
01:51:24,640 --> 01:51:27,479
Speaker 4: my head and muttered to myself. But I felt like

2202
01:51:28,240 --> 01:51:34,480
Speaker 4: cool enough in my business to be like, hey, customer orangutangs.

2203
01:51:33,760 --> 01:51:38,040
Speaker 5: I'm like, WHOA do the right thing? And shit, Like

2204
01:51:38,120 --> 01:51:39,040
Speaker 5: I'm like what.

2205
01:51:39,200 --> 01:51:43,200
Speaker 1: The thing for me is? I also am a person

2206
01:51:43,280 --> 01:51:47,000
Speaker 1: that laughs at absurd things, So if this would have

2207
01:51:47,080 --> 01:51:49,640
Speaker 1: happened in my face, I probably would have laughed, like

2208
01:51:49,640 --> 01:51:51,320
Speaker 1: I see people going in on like I can't believe

2209
01:51:51,320 --> 01:51:53,920
Speaker 1: they laugh. My first REACTU would have been like, oh

2210
01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:55,679
Speaker 1: my god, I can't believe that happened. But I would

2211
01:51:55,680 --> 01:51:58,320
Speaker 1: also probably laugh if I saw like a car flip

2212
01:51:58,320 --> 01:52:01,360
Speaker 1: over seventeen, cause my first reaction to everything, it's.

2213
01:52:01,240 --> 01:52:05,240
Speaker 2: Like, holy shit, what is happening, ha ha.

2214
01:52:05,680 --> 01:52:07,080
Speaker 1: And then I would have probably end up being like

2215
01:52:07,120 --> 01:52:11,240
Speaker 1: I got a yeah, it's too much, like I don't like,

2216
01:52:11,520 --> 01:52:14,640
Speaker 1: you know, you can't process at all, right, even when

2217
01:52:14,680 --> 01:52:17,960
Speaker 1: it's happening to me, like like like there's a ship,

2218
01:52:18,120 --> 01:52:20,680
Speaker 1: Like if I'm at a basketball court and somebody said,

2219
01:52:20,720 --> 01:52:23,040
Speaker 1: I remember one times at a basketball court and this

2220
01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:26,559
Speaker 1: white dude called his friend nigga in front of me,

2221
01:52:27,280 --> 01:52:29,760
Speaker 1: and I just laughed at the I laughed at the

2222
01:52:29,800 --> 01:52:31,760
Speaker 1: whole day. I laughed at the black dude taking it,

2223
01:52:31,840 --> 01:52:34,160
Speaker 1: the white dude saying it, and they were just looking

2224
01:52:34,200 --> 01:52:36,200
Speaker 1: at me like what's so funny? And I'm like this

2225
01:52:36,240 --> 01:52:38,360
Speaker 1: is my reaction when I'm just like, what the fuck

2226
01:52:38,520 --> 01:52:41,080
Speaker 1: was that? You know what I mean? Because because obviously

2227
01:52:41,160 --> 01:52:43,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's whack. You shouldn't do that. I can't

2228
01:52:43,160 --> 01:52:45,080
Speaker 1: believe you the type of nigga let that happen. Can't

2229
01:52:45,080 --> 01:52:46,519
Speaker 1: believe you the type of white person that would do

2230
01:52:46,560 --> 01:52:48,720
Speaker 1: some shit like that. But instead it comes out like,

2231
01:52:49,040 --> 01:52:52,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm laughing. So the Atlanta area spot

2232
01:52:52,960 --> 01:52:57,760
Speaker 1: kiling suspect is indicted on murder domestic terror chargers and

2233
01:52:57,800 --> 01:53:04,200
Speaker 1: he could face hate crime charges. So I guess, yeah,

2234
01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:07,880
Speaker 1: all of the charges. Yeah, they said they signaled that

2235
01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:11,120
Speaker 1: they will also see hate crime charges, something advocates have

2236
01:53:11,120 --> 01:53:12,479
Speaker 1: been pushing for since March.

2237
01:53:13,880 --> 01:53:14,080
Speaker 5: Yeah.

2238
01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:15,759
Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting because a lot of people

2239
01:53:15,880 --> 01:53:19,200
Speaker 1: really seem to have like a shit ton of opinions

2240
01:53:19,240 --> 01:53:21,280
Speaker 1: on like whether it could or could not be a

2241
01:53:21,360 --> 01:53:24,559
Speaker 1: hate crime, And I was like, we can't really know

2242
01:53:24,600 --> 01:53:28,040
Speaker 1: because we always end up taking the killer's word for it,

2243
01:53:28,760 --> 01:53:30,599
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it's always this thing

2244
01:53:30,640 --> 01:53:33,360
Speaker 1: where like the legal like what we know in public

2245
01:53:33,439 --> 01:53:35,720
Speaker 1: is what he said to the police, and you know,

2246
01:53:35,760 --> 01:53:38,240
Speaker 1: the police were the same people that said he had

2247
01:53:38,280 --> 01:53:40,479
Speaker 1: a bad day, you know. So I don't know that

2248
01:53:40,520 --> 01:53:42,720
Speaker 1: I'm taking their point of view. Let's wait until some

2249
01:53:43,160 --> 01:53:45,479
Speaker 1: till some like lawyers get in on this look at

2250
01:53:45,479 --> 01:53:47,040
Speaker 1: the case, and then they tell us what they're gonna

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01:53:47,120 --> 01:53:49,559
Speaker 1: charge them with. This still doesn't mean he gets found

2252
01:53:49,600 --> 01:53:52,840
Speaker 1: guilty of those hate crimes, just that they may have

2253
01:53:52,920 --> 01:53:55,800
Speaker 1: found sufficient evidence to be like, let's present this as

2254
01:53:55,800 --> 01:53:58,200
Speaker 1: an element of it. I don't think there's any doubt

2255
01:53:58,200 --> 01:54:01,320
Speaker 1: that he did the murders, so he's probably going to

2256
01:54:01,360 --> 01:54:02,799
Speaker 1: prison no matter what.

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01:54:02,760 --> 01:54:02,960
Speaker 12: You know.

2258
01:54:03,360 --> 01:54:06,360
Speaker 1: So but yeah, I thought that was that was interesting.

2259
01:54:06,400 --> 01:54:08,599
Speaker 1: Glad they they got that out of there.

2260
01:54:09,360 --> 01:54:13,000
Speaker 4: I'm not a prison abolitionist, but I'm a death penalty abolitionist.

2261
01:54:13,160 --> 01:54:17,599
Speaker 1: I know, man, I can't like listen, I get it, Okay,

2262
01:54:18,120 --> 01:54:22,640
Speaker 1: I get it. I think it's a very uh righteous

2263
01:54:23,000 --> 01:54:27,519
Speaker 1: uh stance to have, and I think it's very practical too,

2264
01:54:27,560 --> 01:54:30,439
Speaker 1: because the people that do get the death penality always

2265
01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:33,800
Speaker 1: normally black and brown people disproportionately, the people that have

2266
01:54:33,920 --> 01:54:37,200
Speaker 1: found out to be innocent later always black and brown.

2267
01:54:37,240 --> 01:54:42,000
Speaker 1: So I think that's absolutely a very righteous thing to say.

2268
01:54:42,280 --> 01:54:45,880
Speaker 1: My thing is this motherfucker need to die. So you know,

2269
01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:48,680
Speaker 1: it's just I just don't even want to. I don't

2270
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:51,080
Speaker 1: even want to stake out a position that I can't

2271
01:54:51,200 --> 01:54:56,000
Speaker 1: stick with because like, like, like, I like, I admire

2272
01:54:56,080 --> 01:55:00,320
Speaker 1: it's like how admire prison abolition is. But I'm just like, yeah,

2273
01:55:00,360 --> 01:55:03,040
Speaker 1: but I don't know, man, this dude seems to not

2274
01:55:03,080 --> 01:55:06,480
Speaker 1: be able to stop raping kids. We gotta put them somewhere, y'all.

2275
01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:08,840
Speaker 1: You make a great point, though, and I hope one

2276
01:55:08,920 --> 01:55:11,760
Speaker 1: day long got thrown gone, y'all come up with something

2277
01:55:11,800 --> 01:55:14,360
Speaker 1: that's better than this shit. But what we have right now,

2278
01:55:14,520 --> 01:55:17,200
Speaker 1: this nigga need to die. This is the he did so,

2279
01:55:17,320 --> 01:55:17,879
Speaker 1: he did.

2280
01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:20,080
Speaker 2: Something, you gotta dos Shit, what the fuck else?

2281
01:55:20,120 --> 01:55:21,920
Speaker 1: What are we waiting on him to cure cancer? Fuck

2282
01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:28,680
Speaker 1: this motherfucker anyway? Uh did you see GOP governors from Arkansas, Montana, Mississippi,

2283
01:55:28,680 --> 01:55:33,280
Speaker 1: South Carolina, Alabama refusing the Biden administration is three hundred

2284
01:55:33,320 --> 01:55:35,000
Speaker 1: dollars per week unemployment benefit?

2285
01:55:36,240 --> 01:55:39,680
Speaker 4: Just right, it's the new Obama wants to give us,

2286
01:55:39,800 --> 01:55:41,320
Speaker 4: wants to pay for Medicare.

2287
01:55:41,760 --> 01:55:44,360
Speaker 5: No, frank you yes, so not.

2288
01:55:44,480 --> 01:55:46,600
Speaker 2: The people that the state got to fucking suffer.

2289
01:55:48,600 --> 01:55:53,320
Speaker 4: It's because it's it's the Republican Party has proven they

2290
01:55:53,320 --> 01:55:56,400
Speaker 4: are a party not of ideas, not of action.

2291
01:55:56,840 --> 01:56:01,520
Speaker 5: They're a party of like theories or something like.

2292
01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:04,960
Speaker 4: All their theories fail, but they you know, trickle down

2293
01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:08,320
Speaker 4: economics is still like the official economic policy of the

2294
01:56:08,320 --> 01:56:10,920
Speaker 4: Republican Party. Give the rich people more and it will

2295
01:56:10,920 --> 01:56:13,480
Speaker 4: trickle down. It's a failure. They still stick to that,

2296
01:56:13,520 --> 01:56:16,680
Speaker 4: and in this case the Republicans, I mean, I think

2297
01:56:16,680 --> 01:56:19,240
Speaker 4: what Joe Biden has done is very smart in terms

2298
01:56:19,240 --> 01:56:20,440
Speaker 4: of trying to rebrand.

2299
01:56:20,600 --> 01:56:22,080
Speaker 5: I don't think they're doing it enough.

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01:56:22,520 --> 01:56:25,800
Speaker 4: I think they need to hammer this that bipartisan means

2301
01:56:26,200 --> 01:56:31,040
Speaker 4: Republicans and Democrats and Independence in real life like this

2302
01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:35,320
Speaker 4: policy because going for political bipartisanship is dead. That shit

2303
01:56:35,440 --> 01:56:39,000
Speaker 4: is flatlined. So I think he's smart to go for

2304
01:56:39,760 --> 01:56:41,200
Speaker 4: to but they don't do it enough.

2305
01:56:41,440 --> 01:56:41,760
Speaker 5: I think.

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01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:44,760
Speaker 4: I think that's they've got to like do what Republicans

2307
01:56:44,760 --> 01:56:48,320
Speaker 4: would do, which is like every Sunday talk show when

2308
01:56:48,360 --> 01:56:50,920
Speaker 4: we refer to bipartisan, we got to define it for

2309
01:56:51,040 --> 01:56:54,120
Speaker 4: people and let them know that, Hey, if thirty percent

2310
01:56:54,120 --> 01:56:57,240
Speaker 4: of Republicans and forty percent of Independence and sixty percent

2311
01:56:57,280 --> 01:57:01,560
Speaker 4: of Democrats like something that's a bipartisan policy, and the

2312
01:57:01,600 --> 01:57:05,080
Speaker 4: Republicans are the flip none of them voted for any

2313
01:57:05,200 --> 01:57:08,240
Speaker 4: None of them are voting for anything that Actually, if

2314
01:57:08,280 --> 01:57:10,920
Speaker 4: you think about, oh, thirty percent of Republicans like the

2315
01:57:10,920 --> 01:57:15,240
Speaker 4: infrastructure deal, what percent of Republicans are voting for it?

2316
01:57:15,520 --> 01:57:16,040
Speaker 5: Zero?

2317
01:57:16,560 --> 01:57:19,440
Speaker 4: You don't even have like ten votes coming on because

2318
01:57:19,480 --> 01:57:23,320
Speaker 4: they are no longer beholden to their constituents, even they're

2319
01:57:23,320 --> 01:57:26,880
Speaker 4: beholden to like the ideology that they've all agreed on,

2320
01:57:27,040 --> 01:57:29,840
Speaker 4: whether you know, they're not be beholden to their to

2321
01:57:29,880 --> 01:57:34,680
Speaker 4: their voters, to decency. So when you see this, oh, well,

2322
01:57:34,720 --> 01:57:37,440
Speaker 4: this will just prove that I'm anti Biden. Yeah, like

2323
01:57:38,280 --> 01:57:42,720
Speaker 4: it will hurt some people, just like refusing the Medicare shit.

2324
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:44,520
Speaker 4: And John Roberts sort of fucked it up when he

2325
01:57:44,600 --> 01:57:47,680
Speaker 4: made it optional. Like that was his compromise to Republicans

2326
01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:50,040
Speaker 4: in the Supreme Court decision. It was like, well, we'll

2327
01:57:50,080 --> 01:57:54,000
Speaker 4: strike the mandatory Medicare provision and make it optional so

2328
01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:56,840
Speaker 4: that let Republican governors who wanted to prove they were

2329
01:57:56,920 --> 01:58:01,400
Speaker 4: tough go no, thank you, like and it was going

2330
01:58:01,480 --> 01:58:03,880
Speaker 4: to be paid for by the federal government for three

2331
01:58:03,960 --> 01:58:07,040
Speaker 4: years and then ninety percent after that.

2332
01:58:07,440 --> 01:58:08,120
Speaker 5: And they said no.

2333
01:58:08,720 --> 01:58:11,880
Speaker 4: And this is another case of like, we the most

2334
01:58:11,920 --> 01:58:15,920
Speaker 4: important thing. This is why it's like faith. It's like

2335
01:58:16,960 --> 01:58:20,280
Speaker 4: in in Christianity, you know, the best thing you can be,

2336
01:58:20,520 --> 01:58:22,880
Speaker 4: you know, historically is like a martyr, somebody who is

2337
01:58:22,920 --> 01:58:25,440
Speaker 4: willing to say I believe in Jesus.

2338
01:58:26,000 --> 01:58:28,880
Speaker 5: You can't get me to deny that. You can kill me.

2339
01:58:29,320 --> 01:58:33,040
Speaker 4: Heaven will will welcome me with open arms, because there's

2340
01:58:33,080 --> 01:58:36,240
Speaker 4: no greater cause than dying for your for your faith

2341
01:58:36,320 --> 01:58:38,520
Speaker 4: and then for your for your Lord and Savior.

2342
01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:41,880
Speaker 5: That's what Republicans do, except.

2343
01:58:41,640 --> 01:58:46,840
Speaker 4: They say there's no better cause than my constituents dying

2344
01:58:47,440 --> 01:58:48,840
Speaker 4: for my alas.

2345
01:58:50,400 --> 01:58:52,720
Speaker 2: It's it's not a personal sacrifice at all.

2346
01:58:53,520 --> 01:58:56,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not even proportional. And they's they're soberholding the

2347
01:58:56,560 --> 01:59:01,480
Speaker 1: Trump at this point that Liz Hain't he being against

2348
01:59:01,480 --> 01:59:07,200
Speaker 1: Trump but still a conservative is not enough like hard conservative,

2349
01:59:07,520 --> 01:59:10,480
Speaker 1: but just but she's anti Trump and that means she

2350
01:59:10,600 --> 01:59:13,840
Speaker 1: needs to go. That's that's insane to think about how

2351
01:59:14,040 --> 01:59:15,960
Speaker 1: he's been able to take over that party. I still

2352
01:59:16,000 --> 01:59:18,960
Speaker 1: think about that quote from Hot to Be twenty years

2353
01:59:19,000 --> 01:59:22,400
Speaker 1: ago or something where what Trump literally says if he

2354
01:59:22,480 --> 01:59:24,240
Speaker 1: ran for president, but.

2355
01:59:24,440 --> 01:59:25,880
Speaker 5: That is that a real quote?

2356
01:59:26,160 --> 01:59:30,320
Speaker 1: Yeah? I believe so. Yeah, I think because I was

2357
01:59:30,320 --> 01:59:33,920
Speaker 1: saying it before, I was seeing it before he even ran.

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01:59:34,120 --> 01:59:37,680
Speaker 1: Like I haven't seen it lately. I haven't seen it lately,

2359
01:59:37,920 --> 01:59:40,240
Speaker 1: but it made me think of back to that where

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01:59:40,280 --> 01:59:43,480
Speaker 1: he basically says I would run as a Republican because

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01:59:43,480 --> 01:59:46,840
Speaker 1: of the easiest party to take over. If you watch

2362
01:59:48,320 --> 01:59:52,400
Speaker 1: if you watch Dirty Money on Netflix, it has it.

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01:59:52,400 --> 01:59:55,120
Speaker 1: It has the video in it because they have an

2364
01:59:55,120 --> 01:59:57,680
Speaker 1: episode about him and it shows him saying this ship

2365
01:59:58,000 --> 02:00:00,880
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, this he did it and he

2366
02:00:01,080 --> 02:00:04,440
Speaker 1: was right. And these motherfuckers have no pride, They have

2367
02:00:04,640 --> 02:00:08,680
Speaker 1: no fucking anything to stand on. I mean, Ted Cruz

2368
02:00:08,720 --> 02:00:10,400
Speaker 1: is going down and taking pictures with this dude to

2369
02:00:10,480 --> 02:00:13,680
Speaker 1: call his wife ugly like a fucking cup, and it's like,

2370
02:00:14,000 --> 02:00:17,080
Speaker 1: what what what won't you do for this man.

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Speaker 5: Ted Cruise?

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Speaker 4: If I could have a combrace like put like like

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02:00:20,600 --> 02:00:23,280
Speaker 4: a lie detector or like a truth serium, Ted Cruz,

2374
02:00:23,320 --> 02:00:29,400
Speaker 4: the question I would ask him is what is your goal? Like, literally,

2375
02:00:30,000 --> 02:00:32,920
Speaker 4: you're not gonna be president. I hope that's not your goal.

2376
02:00:32,960 --> 02:00:36,680
Speaker 4: You're never gonna be president, dude, So what is your goal?

2377
02:00:37,120 --> 02:00:38,680
Speaker 5: Like when you sit and.

2378
02:00:38,560 --> 02:00:42,640
Speaker 4: Make these decisions and say things, what the fuck is

2379
02:00:42,680 --> 02:00:45,480
Speaker 4: your actual point? Like do you do you even know

2380
02:00:45,600 --> 02:00:47,680
Speaker 4: what your goal? Or are you like just caught up

2381
02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:51,240
Speaker 4: in like the GOP lifestyle and you're.

2382
02:00:51,160 --> 02:00:54,880
Speaker 5: Like, we ride or die for the bullshit. We just

2383
02:00:54,920 --> 02:00:58,160
Speaker 5: fucking hate democrats. That's that's our whole agenda.

2384
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Speaker 1: You know.

2385
02:00:59,360 --> 02:01:04,480
Speaker 4: It was just you're smart, dude, like rights. It's really bizarre.

2386
02:01:04,720 --> 02:01:07,480
Speaker 1: It says a lot too with you. It says a

2387
02:01:07,520 --> 02:01:13,040
Speaker 1: lot too that these state representatives feel comfortable to not

2388
02:01:13,200 --> 02:01:16,680
Speaker 1: declining the money from the federal government to help out

2389
02:01:16,720 --> 02:01:20,920
Speaker 1: their constituents and knowing they will be reelected. Yeah, like

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02:01:21,000 --> 02:01:24,160
Speaker 1: they don't like. None of them feel endangered by making

2391
02:01:24,200 --> 02:01:27,720
Speaker 1: this move. They didn't like they've rigged voting so fucked

2392
02:01:27,760 --> 02:01:29,960
Speaker 1: up in these days. They know that black people can't

2393
02:01:30,520 --> 02:01:32,680
Speaker 1: get them out of there on their own. And they

2394
02:01:32,760 --> 02:01:35,320
Speaker 1: also know, no matter what they do that makes white

2395
02:01:35,360 --> 02:01:38,160
Speaker 1: people suffer that voted for them, those white people will

2396
02:01:38,200 --> 02:01:42,000
Speaker 1: never be like, you know what, enough is enough, you

2397
02:01:42,080 --> 02:01:44,600
Speaker 1: gotta fucking go. They will still go there and pull

2398
02:01:44,640 --> 02:01:47,200
Speaker 1: the lever for that Republican regardless. And that is so

2399
02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:50,160
Speaker 1: fucking scary to me. I don't know where we go

2400
02:01:50,240 --> 02:01:53,040
Speaker 1: from here, you know what I mean? All right, let's

2401
02:01:53,080 --> 02:01:53,720
Speaker 1: do something fun.

2402
02:01:53,760 --> 02:01:54,040
Speaker 2: All right.

2403
02:01:54,080 --> 02:01:56,560
Speaker 1: We've been doing a lot of serious stuff, all right,

2404
02:01:56,800 --> 02:01:59,280
Speaker 1: and uh and.

2405
02:01:59,640 --> 02:02:01,440
Speaker 5: Just have to be out at seven point thirty.

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02:02:01,560 --> 02:02:05,080
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, cool, I have you out before that. Don't

2407
02:02:05,120 --> 02:02:05,760
Speaker 1: even worry about it.

2408
02:02:06,120 --> 02:02:10,200
Speaker 4: Day job yay job is you know, we don't truy.

2409
02:02:10,520 --> 02:02:12,840
Speaker 4: I don't trust comedy to make to make it a

2410
02:02:12,880 --> 02:02:13,440
Speaker 4: white field.

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02:02:13,960 --> 02:02:18,000
Speaker 1: You gotta listen, man, it's like the third act of

2412
02:02:18,000 --> 02:02:21,360
Speaker 1: of Dark Knight Roses. You gotta take off the rope

2413
02:02:21,440 --> 02:02:29,240
Speaker 1: jail if you want to make the jump. All right,

2414
02:02:29,320 --> 02:02:43,040
Speaker 1: Let's just let's do something fun, y'all. It's been a

2415
02:02:43,040 --> 02:02:46,000
Speaker 1: while since we did this segment, but we need to

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02:02:46,000 --> 02:02:47,480
Speaker 1: welcome to white people to the cookout.

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02:02:50,160 --> 02:02:59,240
Speaker 12: Welcome to the cookout. Welcome to the cookout, Welcome to

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02:02:59,400 --> 02:03:05,600
Speaker 12: the Welcome to the.

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02:03:05,440 --> 02:03:07,560
Speaker 1: That's right, white people have done just enough.

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02:03:08,880 --> 02:03:12,280
Speaker 4: Crazy about the songs though, it's like it tells you

2421
02:03:12,320 --> 02:03:15,400
Speaker 4: something about human nature. I remember, like the first week

2422
02:03:15,480 --> 02:03:18,120
Speaker 4: when things were changing, what is all this?

2423
02:03:18,560 --> 02:03:19,400
Speaker 5: What's going on?

2424
02:03:20,040 --> 02:03:23,000
Speaker 4: And like within like eight shows, I like already knew

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02:03:23,040 --> 02:03:23,960
Speaker 4: the songs.

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02:03:25,840 --> 02:03:28,440
Speaker 5: Songs, What what was even here before this?

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02:03:29,040 --> 02:03:32,320
Speaker 1: They're so first of all, these motherfuckers are so talented.

2428
02:03:32,520 --> 02:03:35,800
Speaker 1: So yeah, and I love that we can depend on

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02:03:35,840 --> 02:03:36,720
Speaker 1: our listeners.

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02:03:37,000 --> 02:03:40,520
Speaker 4: Universe, Like they're all very different and it just feels

2431
02:03:40,560 --> 02:03:43,400
Speaker 4: like you plucked a bunch of different songs, but's from one.

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02:03:43,400 --> 02:03:46,880
Speaker 1: One amazing amazing people Like this is more than we

2433
02:03:46,960 --> 02:03:49,040
Speaker 1: hoped for. Like we were just like I don't know,

2434
02:03:49,240 --> 02:03:51,280
Speaker 1: just we don't know the copyright rules and we don't

2435
02:03:51,280 --> 02:03:53,760
Speaker 1: want no problems. And then and it turns out that

2436
02:03:53,800 --> 02:03:57,600
Speaker 1: we probably over overstated that because a lot of the

2437
02:03:57,680 --> 02:04:00,480
Speaker 1: ship we were doing we actually could still do wanted to.

2438
02:04:00,840 --> 02:04:03,560
Speaker 1: But I was like, but which tells you a lot.

2439
02:04:03,720 --> 02:04:05,200
Speaker 1: I learned that we could still do some of that

2440
02:04:05,240 --> 02:04:08,600
Speaker 1: ship And I was like, no, I like this. This

2441
02:04:08,720 --> 02:04:11,320
Speaker 1: is better than the cook than than playing other songs. Anyway,

2442
02:04:11,640 --> 02:04:15,000
Speaker 1: The cookout is where we welcome white people into the

2443
02:04:15,560 --> 02:04:21,000
Speaker 1: Black Cookout celebration who have done at least the bare minimum,

2444
02:04:21,600 --> 02:04:25,440
Speaker 1: many times, many times the bare minimum to come to

2445
02:04:25,480 --> 02:04:28,200
Speaker 1: the cookout, which is a fictional event that's never gonna happen.

2446
02:04:28,240 --> 02:04:33,240
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't attend anyway, You wouldn't, Virginia Governor our man.

2447
02:04:33,720 --> 02:04:40,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, be fair to him, be fair to him,

2448
02:04:40,640 --> 02:04:44,480
Speaker 4: like he doesn't deserve that bare minimum.

2449
02:04:44,080 --> 02:04:46,760
Speaker 1: Of course not. This dude is hey, I ain't a

2450
02:04:46,920 --> 02:04:50,440
Speaker 1: moonwalk Let's go listen. I don't know how many times

2451
02:04:50,440 --> 02:04:54,320
Speaker 1: we can say this, but Governor Ralph Northam is not

2452
02:04:54,480 --> 02:04:58,560
Speaker 1: only cookout first ballot Hall of Fame, but he's getting

2453
02:04:58,560 --> 02:05:02,360
Speaker 1: the John Brown Award. He's he's getting the John Brown

2454
02:05:02,480 --> 02:05:05,800
Speaker 1: You get the Soul Trained Award. Yes, the John Brown Bust.

2455
02:05:05,920 --> 02:05:10,200
Speaker 1: I'm not the Soul Train Award. The John Brown Bust

2456
02:05:10,520 --> 02:05:12,880
Speaker 1: is what he's doing. We're putting him in the Hall

2457
02:05:12,920 --> 02:05:16,400
Speaker 1: of Fame. This man has governed, okay. He cleared the

2458
02:05:16,440 --> 02:05:22,480
Speaker 1: path for ex convicts to regain voting rights. Go ahead. March.

2459
02:05:22,800 --> 02:05:24,440
Speaker 1: This is from March sixteenth. That's how long ago it's

2460
02:05:24,440 --> 02:05:28,840
Speaker 1: been since we did this segment. The move applies immediately

2461
02:05:29,240 --> 02:05:32,920
Speaker 1: to an estimated sixty nine thousand Virginians who have completed

2462
02:05:32,960 --> 02:05:36,240
Speaker 1: their sentences, including X convicts who remain on supervision, and

2463
02:05:36,320 --> 02:05:39,320
Speaker 1: it comes as the state prepares for gubernatorial and legislative

2464
02:05:39,360 --> 02:05:44,160
Speaker 1: elections on June eighth. So he literally got people the

2465
02:05:44,280 --> 02:05:47,000
Speaker 1: right to vote and right before they can use it,

2466
02:05:47,520 --> 02:05:50,160
Speaker 1: which is like he's playing the chess that I want

2467
02:05:50,240 --> 02:05:53,200
Speaker 1: Democrats to play when they take power, Like I don't

2468
02:05:53,240 --> 02:05:57,600
Speaker 1: like when Democrats play the game of like, man, let's govern,

2469
02:05:57,720 --> 02:06:00,720
Speaker 1: Like what if we lose? Like sometimes you gotta go

2470
02:06:00,720 --> 02:06:04,120
Speaker 1: for the fences, and not because I think there's something

2471
02:06:04,120 --> 02:06:06,680
Speaker 1: that's oide of Democrats as bad or miss. It's literally

2472
02:06:06,680 --> 02:06:10,320
Speaker 1: because Republicans are so fucked up that you if you

2473
02:06:10,360 --> 02:06:12,840
Speaker 1: don't have a choice to be like, you can't get

2474
02:06:12,880 --> 02:06:14,680
Speaker 1: up there and bunt. You actually do have to try

2475
02:06:14,720 --> 02:06:16,960
Speaker 1: to get a home run because when they do get

2476
02:06:16,960 --> 02:06:19,200
Speaker 1: in power, if they do get in power, they're gonna

2477
02:06:19,240 --> 02:06:21,720
Speaker 1: erase all of shit. So you know, it's like the

2478
02:06:21,720 --> 02:06:25,520
Speaker 1: filibuster argument, where I understand every argument for like, why

2479
02:06:25,560 --> 02:06:29,960
Speaker 1: you need to keep it? But these motherfuckers you can't play, Like,

2480
02:06:30,040 --> 02:06:32,040
Speaker 1: but what if they win? Because when they win, they

2481
02:06:32,040 --> 02:06:35,920
Speaker 1: ain't gonna give a fuck anyway. Oh well, we got

2482
02:06:35,920 --> 02:06:38,360
Speaker 1: the philibuster. I guess we gotta roll it back anyway.

2483
02:06:38,560 --> 02:06:44,000
Speaker 1: Governor Northum, okay, but he is he will be weaponized.

2484
02:06:44,040 --> 02:06:46,600
Speaker 4: I think Andrew Cuomo is already trying to kind of

2485
02:06:46,640 --> 02:06:49,640
Speaker 4: go with the Northam playbook, and it seems to be

2486
02:06:49,720 --> 02:06:52,040
Speaker 4: working so far. If I'm just gonna ride my Turnmatt

2487
02:06:52,120 --> 02:06:55,680
Speaker 4: and legalize weed and do things. But Northam is an

2488
02:06:55,720 --> 02:06:58,080
Speaker 4: interesting case, I think because.

2489
02:06:59,680 --> 02:07:00,760
Speaker 5: If if you look.

2490
02:07:00,600 --> 02:07:02,640
Speaker 4: At it first of all, and you guys were on

2491
02:07:02,680 --> 02:07:05,760
Speaker 4: top of this, you know, black people in Virginia were like,

2492
02:07:05,840 --> 02:07:08,840
Speaker 4: we're fine, Like we're fine with him, and.

2493
02:07:08,840 --> 02:07:10,920
Speaker 5: I think it was an important lesson of Like.

2494
02:07:12,960 --> 02:07:16,840
Speaker 4: There's two possibilities. One is that he was stupid in

2495
02:07:16,880 --> 02:07:20,720
Speaker 4: a racist state as a younger man and grew and

2496
02:07:20,800 --> 02:07:24,920
Speaker 4: became a better person, learned, and that's great, and that's

2497
02:07:24,960 --> 02:07:28,520
Speaker 4: why you should that's why you shouldn't necessarily judge people

2498
02:07:28,560 --> 02:07:33,960
Speaker 4: by their worst moment. Or he just said, which was

2499
02:07:34,000 --> 02:07:36,600
Speaker 4: I think your cynical theory, which was like, oh shit,

2500
02:07:38,400 --> 02:07:41,600
Speaker 4: I owe a lot of immediate reparations.

2501
02:07:41,720 --> 02:07:42,840
Speaker 2: I don't fix it.

2502
02:07:42,880 --> 02:07:47,520
Speaker 5: And yet either way it you know, right, it worked.

2503
02:07:47,560 --> 02:07:49,640
Speaker 1: Either way it worked. I would literally vote for this

2504
02:07:49,720 --> 02:07:52,600
Speaker 1: man for president with no bombs. I wouldn't even feel

2505
02:07:52,600 --> 02:07:55,680
Speaker 1: bad about it. I didn't give a fuck with nobody

2506
02:07:55,720 --> 02:07:58,400
Speaker 1: woke told me on Twitter about it. I'd be like, Nah,

2507
02:07:58,480 --> 02:08:02,560
Speaker 1: this dude got the track record and whatever that whether

2508
02:08:02,600 --> 02:08:06,560
Speaker 1: it's his conscience or just him feeling like, listen, this

2509
02:08:06,640 --> 02:08:08,920
Speaker 1: is what works. Cynically, I actually don't give a fuck

2510
02:08:08,920 --> 02:08:11,480
Speaker 1: with this is what works. I'll take either one because

2511
02:08:11,480 --> 02:08:13,680
Speaker 1: he's the kind of motherfucker that's gonna do some crazy shit,

2512
02:08:13,840 --> 02:08:19,880
Speaker 1: like listen, I'm mandating reparations today, I'm writing the I've

2513
02:08:19,880 --> 02:08:22,920
Speaker 1: already wrote the executive order. Like he's just that type

2514
02:08:22,920 --> 02:08:24,920
Speaker 1: of fucking dude. Man, so we need that.

2515
02:08:26,240 --> 02:08:28,680
Speaker 4: It's really the right that always does this, because the

2516
02:08:28,800 --> 02:08:32,520
Speaker 4: right loves to bring up Robert Byrd, right, like you

2517
02:08:32,560 --> 02:08:35,280
Speaker 4: know who was in the Klan, Robert Bird, a big

2518
02:08:35,320 --> 02:08:37,880
Speaker 4: Democratic senator. I was like, yeah, but the dude's career

2519
02:08:37,960 --> 02:08:42,680
Speaker 4: spanned from like nineteen forty to like nineteen twenty ten, shit,

2520
02:08:43,160 --> 02:08:46,160
Speaker 4: and they always loved that, Like, but he changed and

2521
02:08:46,280 --> 02:08:46,879
Speaker 4: kind of.

2522
02:08:47,080 --> 02:08:49,000
Speaker 1: Well, he was in the Klan when everyone was in

2523
02:08:49,040 --> 02:08:51,560
Speaker 1: the Klan, so it's kind of like, not, you know

2524
02:08:51,560 --> 02:08:54,040
Speaker 1: what I mean, it's almost like it don't count, you know,

2525
02:08:55,240 --> 02:08:58,040
Speaker 1: but no, but I mean genuinely, a person can't change

2526
02:08:58,040 --> 02:09:01,440
Speaker 1: over that much time. But yeah, this shit was funny

2527
02:09:01,440 --> 02:09:06,880
Speaker 1: because I can see somebody doing blackface at that time

2528
02:09:07,040 --> 02:09:10,320
Speaker 1: and not being like I hate niggers, but thinking that

2529
02:09:10,320 --> 02:09:12,320
Speaker 1: that's the fucking like, this is what we do. We're

2530
02:09:12,320 --> 02:09:14,800
Speaker 1: white people. This is funny. We don't know or hang

2531
02:09:14,840 --> 02:09:17,120
Speaker 1: out with any black people. Isn't it funny that I

2532
02:09:17,200 --> 02:09:19,040
Speaker 1: did this? And it's like they might not be in

2533
02:09:19,080 --> 02:09:22,000
Speaker 1: the Klan, but times have changed because black people have

2534
02:09:22,080 --> 02:09:23,960
Speaker 1: voices now. We're like that was never cool, that was

2535
02:09:23,960 --> 02:09:26,720
Speaker 1: never funny. We're not okay with that at all. And

2536
02:09:27,080 --> 02:09:30,520
Speaker 1: his response was, y'all right, I fucked up. Let me

2537
02:09:30,560 --> 02:09:34,040
Speaker 1: write y'all in laws into utopia. Okay, this will be

2538
02:09:34,040 --> 02:09:34,839
Speaker 1: with me before.

2539
02:09:35,480 --> 02:09:39,600
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to make like eighty four really is

2540
02:09:39,640 --> 02:09:42,440
Speaker 4: a lot like it doesn't make it okay, but eighty

2541
02:09:42,520 --> 02:09:47,120
Speaker 4: four is a lot longer ago than people realized. Like

2542
02:09:47,360 --> 02:09:49,520
Speaker 4: it's because when you think of eighty four, you're like, oh, damn.

2543
02:09:49,600 --> 02:09:54,680
Speaker 4: That was like sixteen years after like Bobby Kennedy got assassinated, right.

2544
02:09:54,680 --> 02:09:58,320
Speaker 5: Whereas that feels like history, like deep history us.

2545
02:09:58,440 --> 02:10:00,880
Speaker 1: But well, we're old enough to to remember some of

2546
02:10:00,880 --> 02:10:02,560
Speaker 1: those years. So that's why I don't feel like that

2547
02:10:02,600 --> 02:10:04,280
Speaker 1: long ago, but we own what.

2548
02:10:04,320 --> 02:10:04,960
Speaker 5: Did you watch?

2549
02:10:05,280 --> 02:10:07,840
Speaker 4: What documentary was? And I'm sorry because I think I

2550
02:10:07,880 --> 02:10:12,640
Speaker 4: thought you watched also was it on? Oh damn it.

2551
02:10:12,440 --> 02:10:14,920
Speaker 4: I wasn't about many documentaries, but it was. I know

2552
02:10:15,000 --> 02:10:17,960
Speaker 4: it talked. There was some some stuff about was it

2553
02:10:17,960 --> 02:10:19,680
Speaker 4: Al Sharpton not about him, but it.

2554
02:10:19,640 --> 02:10:22,200
Speaker 1: Was the one with a kid got killed in New York?

2555
02:10:23,520 --> 02:10:25,440
Speaker 1: Was that?

2556
02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:23,840
Speaker 6: What?

2557
02:10:25,600 --> 02:10:30,800
Speaker 5: Yes? The Crown was the Crown Heights Howard Beach.

2558
02:10:32,720 --> 02:10:34,160
Speaker 1: I can find it.

2559
02:10:34,160 --> 02:10:36,440
Speaker 5: It was like eighties. It was an HBO documentary.

2560
02:10:36,520 --> 02:10:39,800
Speaker 1: Yes, usef Hackens storm over Brooklyn.

2561
02:10:39,920 --> 02:10:43,240
Speaker 5: That was the name of it, right, And it was

2562
02:10:43,280 --> 02:10:44,680
Speaker 5: Howard Beach. I think where he was.

2563
02:10:44,760 --> 02:10:47,600
Speaker 4: He was a bunch of Italian dudes like chased him

2564
02:10:47,600 --> 02:10:49,960
Speaker 4: down and got hit by a car while they were trying,

2565
02:10:50,040 --> 02:10:52,280
Speaker 4: like yelling slurs at him. And it was a big

2566
02:10:52,520 --> 02:10:54,360
Speaker 4: because I remember that as a kid in New York.

2567
02:10:54,400 --> 02:10:56,920
Speaker 4: Like whether it's Burning Gets or Crown Heights or or

2568
02:10:56,960 --> 02:11:00,560
Speaker 4: Howard Beach, all these different and when you saw the

2569
02:11:00,600 --> 02:11:04,720
Speaker 4: ship there where like they're like holding up watermelons and

2570
02:11:04,800 --> 02:11:08,000
Speaker 4: screaming the N word at like a march through Queens.

2571
02:11:08,400 --> 02:11:11,120
Speaker 4: You're like, I think sometimes people that's I watched do

2572
02:11:11,200 --> 02:11:13,680
Speaker 4: the right Thing recently and I remember watching it going

2573
02:11:13,720 --> 02:11:17,080
Speaker 4: if a kid watched that movie today, you see how

2574
02:11:17,120 --> 02:11:20,160
Speaker 4: Danny Iello is like cool with with MOOKI for most

2575
02:11:20,160 --> 02:11:23,680
Speaker 4: of the movie, and cool with Mookie's sister and like

2576
02:11:23,680 --> 02:11:27,240
Speaker 4: likes having the customers. I feel like somebody would see

2577
02:11:27,280 --> 02:11:29,920
Speaker 4: that movie today and they would judge it by today's

2578
02:11:29,960 --> 02:11:31,640
Speaker 4: y like when he starts screaming the N word at

2579
02:11:31,720 --> 02:11:35,560
Speaker 4: radio raheem, it's horrible, yes, But I'm also going I

2580
02:11:35,600 --> 02:11:40,960
Speaker 4: don't think people realize how much more normal that was

2581
02:11:41,720 --> 02:11:45,080
Speaker 4: versus like if somebody's screaming it today, like that same

2582
02:11:45,200 --> 02:11:47,000
Speaker 4: dude wouldn't wouldn't be screaming to it.

2583
02:11:47,000 --> 02:11:49,680
Speaker 5: Doesn't make it okay. But you started as the eighties

2584
02:11:49,680 --> 02:11:52,560
Speaker 5: in New York was like a lot closer to the

2585
02:11:53,720 --> 02:11:56,720
Speaker 5: well Al started it is today.

2586
02:11:56,920 --> 02:11:59,600
Speaker 1: Al Sharping got stabbed at one of those marches, you

2587
02:11:59,640 --> 02:12:01,800
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And people I still know people

2588
02:12:01,840 --> 02:12:04,000
Speaker 1: today that are black that think he ain't shit, and

2589
02:12:04,080 --> 02:12:07,680
Speaker 1: it's like, well, go get staff prove him wrong, like

2590
02:12:08,480 --> 02:12:11,720
Speaker 1: go show me, go show me your residuals.

2591
02:12:12,560 --> 02:12:15,640
Speaker 4: And they point to his one like Tawana Brawley, like

2592
02:12:15,720 --> 02:12:18,760
Speaker 4: the painted his whole career with that. And I remember

2593
02:12:18,800 --> 02:12:20,600
Speaker 4: you talk about him a lot, and I remember, and

2594
02:12:20,640 --> 02:12:22,840
Speaker 4: I forget what it was exactly that I had read

2595
02:12:23,080 --> 02:12:25,680
Speaker 4: many years ago. But I was like, people don't realize

2596
02:12:25,720 --> 02:12:29,280
Speaker 4: they want to. They'll shit on Marion Barry, Jesse Jackson,

2597
02:12:29,480 --> 02:12:32,120
Speaker 4: Al Sharpton. I'm like, but these dudes like, like, that's

2598
02:12:32,160 --> 02:12:33,920
Speaker 4: why I'm pointing out what the eighties were.

2599
02:12:34,400 --> 02:12:38,280
Speaker 5: People like to forget that this shit was like way

2600
02:12:38,440 --> 02:12:39,280
Speaker 5: darker and.

2601
02:12:39,280 --> 02:12:42,160
Speaker 4: Like you needed people. It took courage to be a

2602
02:12:42,320 --> 02:12:43,680
Speaker 4: voice standing up to that.

2603
02:12:43,760 --> 02:12:45,920
Speaker 1: And there was no Twitter.

2604
02:12:46,600 --> 02:12:50,120
Speaker 4: Right, and the white media sort of gets to dictate

2605
02:12:50,200 --> 02:12:50,839
Speaker 4: the narrative.

2606
02:12:50,960 --> 02:12:53,040
Speaker 5: So like, if you've been reading the New.

2607
02:12:53,000 --> 02:12:56,320
Speaker 4: York Posts since nineteen eighty two, you're one of these

2608
02:12:56,400 --> 02:13:00,440
Speaker 4: dudes going, he's a race hustler, yes, and and you're like,

2609
02:13:00,480 --> 02:13:02,840
Speaker 4: but when was the same way people talk about like, oh,

2610
02:13:02,840 --> 02:13:04,200
Speaker 4: we have a black president, is it okay?

2611
02:13:04,200 --> 02:13:04,320
Speaker 5: Now?

2612
02:13:04,680 --> 02:13:07,360
Speaker 4: But can you point to that moment then? When it

2613
02:13:07,440 --> 02:13:09,760
Speaker 4: when it clicked? When did it click? When did we

2614
02:13:09,840 --> 02:13:13,360
Speaker 4: not need a now shark? When did When? When was

2615
02:13:13,520 --> 02:13:17,480
Speaker 4: racism gone? When was prejudice gone? You know like Ben Crump,

2616
02:13:17,880 --> 02:13:20,920
Speaker 4: you know it's sad that we have. You know, Ben

2617
02:13:20,960 --> 02:13:23,680
Speaker 4: Crump is has like one win. Yeah, he's like the

2618
02:13:24,680 --> 02:13:27,600
Speaker 4: one loss, right, But we act like Sharton was.

2619
02:13:28,960 --> 02:13:36,280
Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy because uh, like Sharp Sharton and Gloria Already,

2620
02:13:36,920 --> 02:13:40,480
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton, Jesse Jackson. There's like a few people in

2621
02:13:40,520 --> 02:13:43,080
Speaker 1: my life that if I look at their resume, I'll

2622
02:13:43,080 --> 02:13:46,919
Speaker 1: see they have always been fighting. But then if I

2623
02:13:47,000 --> 02:13:50,800
Speaker 1: look at how their reputation has and it has been

2624
02:13:51,360 --> 02:13:57,240
Speaker 1: is Charlatan, hustler, trouble maker, all the ship. And it's

2625
02:13:57,320 --> 02:14:00,480
Speaker 1: only been the last three to five years. I would

2626
02:14:00,480 --> 02:14:05,160
Speaker 1: say that we've been seeing people go, oh, actually that's

2627
02:14:05,200 --> 02:14:07,200
Speaker 1: fucked up. And that's why the blackface thing, it's funny

2628
02:14:07,240 --> 02:14:11,400
Speaker 1: is because people were doing blackface recently like this, Like

2629
02:14:12,000 --> 02:14:14,320
Speaker 1: it wasn't until I used to call on this podcast.

2630
02:14:14,320 --> 02:14:16,600
Speaker 1: I used to say Halloween or as I like to

2631
02:14:16,640 --> 02:14:21,600
Speaker 1: call it, International Blackface Day, because every year two days

2632
02:14:21,600 --> 02:14:24,520
Speaker 1: at the Halloween, we have the stories of look at

2633
02:14:24,520 --> 02:14:27,120
Speaker 1: this celebrity doing blackface and look at this person that

2634
02:14:27,200 --> 02:14:29,840
Speaker 1: did blackface and this couple got fired from their job,

2635
02:14:29,880 --> 02:14:33,280
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, that so anyway, eighty four compared

2636
02:14:33,280 --> 02:14:37,360
Speaker 1: to the in is fucking ancient history. Well let's do

2637
02:14:37,400 --> 02:14:43,800
Speaker 1: one more. Tom Cruise, Okay, has returned his three Golden

2638
02:14:43,800 --> 02:14:48,880
Speaker 1: Globe trophies to protest against the Hollywood Farm press lack

2639
02:14:48,920 --> 02:14:52,720
Speaker 1: of diversity. I have wanted to welcome this man to

2640
02:14:52,760 --> 02:14:56,800
Speaker 1: the cookout. Tom Cruise as one of the greatest, if

2641
02:14:56,840 --> 02:15:00,320
Speaker 1: not the greatest, impossible white man actor of all time,

2642
02:15:00,440 --> 02:15:01,200
Speaker 1: all time.

2643
02:15:01,480 --> 02:15:03,520
Speaker 5: He's running into the cookyard.

2644
02:15:04,600 --> 02:15:05,320
Speaker 2: He's running.

2645
02:15:05,560 --> 02:15:08,720
Speaker 1: He's gonna be out there throwing the football badly with

2646
02:15:08,920 --> 02:15:12,200
Speaker 1: at the football game, the tag the flag football game.

2647
02:15:12,280 --> 02:15:14,240
Speaker 2: He's gonna be doing all his own stunt. They're going like,

2648
02:15:14,280 --> 02:15:17,000
Speaker 2: what did y'all give him? Was he just crashing into ship?

2649
02:15:17,200 --> 02:15:31,600
Speaker 1: You know what? You know what, Tom, did you play

2650
02:15:31,600 --> 02:15:32,000
Speaker 1: a waiter?

2651
02:15:32,280 --> 02:15:34,280
Speaker 2: Go ahead and make get behind the ball.

2652
02:15:34,080 --> 02:15:36,840
Speaker 1: And make us some drinks. I know you're a method actor.

2653
02:15:36,840 --> 02:15:40,800
Speaker 1: I know you fucking learned all the drinks, cocktails. Whoever

2654
02:15:41,200 --> 02:15:43,200
Speaker 1: he was in he is.

2655
02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:44,960
Speaker 5: Tom Cruise is.

2656
02:15:46,480 --> 02:15:52,000
Speaker 4: Absolutely crazy and he's the most productive, great crazy I

2657
02:15:52,040 --> 02:15:54,040
Speaker 4: think we've ever had.

2658
02:15:54,600 --> 02:15:58,800
Speaker 5: Yes, this dude, is like, you know, the stunts he's doing.

2659
02:15:58,880 --> 02:16:01,920
Speaker 4: I think he's like a either so confident or so

2660
02:16:02,080 --> 02:16:05,520
Speaker 4: afraid of getting old that he just keeps doing crazier

2661
02:16:05,560 --> 02:16:09,120
Speaker 4: and crazier stunts. Like he does his stunts like that

2662
02:16:09,720 --> 02:16:13,520
Speaker 4: Impossible five where he's on the plane on the side

2663
02:16:13,560 --> 02:16:15,480
Speaker 4: that's taking off and in one of the movie he's

2664
02:16:15,520 --> 02:16:17,520
Speaker 4: like gotta jump out of like he's doing one of

2665
02:16:17,560 --> 02:16:20,120
Speaker 4: those like almost red bull things, I think where this

2666
02:16:20,160 --> 02:16:24,200
Speaker 4: is usually out of the atmosphere, jumping out of a plane.

2667
02:16:24,360 --> 02:16:27,080
Speaker 1: His newest stunt for the movie that hasn't I don't

2668
02:16:27,160 --> 02:16:31,120
Speaker 1: think it's come out yet. Mission Impossible seven, he did

2669
02:16:31,280 --> 02:16:34,920
Speaker 1: a he did a motorcycle off the side of a

2670
02:16:34,959 --> 02:16:38,599
Speaker 1: cliff stunt, Like what the fuck.

2671
02:16:41,920 --> 02:16:45,320
Speaker 2: Look at that is crazy?

2672
02:16:46,160 --> 02:16:49,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god. This is why he's our greatest impossible

2673
02:16:49,480 --> 02:16:50,720
Speaker 1: white man actor man.

2674
02:16:50,600 --> 02:16:54,920
Speaker 4: Because because it's like real life too, he's become it's

2675
02:16:55,000 --> 02:16:58,680
Speaker 4: he's he's one with the impossibility.

2676
02:16:59,160 --> 02:17:04,040
Speaker 1: Bruh, Like where does where is the impossibility again? And

2677
02:17:04,080 --> 02:17:08,040
Speaker 1: where does he end? You know what I mean? Jesus chrize,

2678
02:17:08,160 --> 02:17:12,039
Speaker 1: this motherfucker insane dog Like it's.

2679
02:17:11,879 --> 02:17:14,920
Speaker 2: All here, flying plane, dripping off clips.

2680
02:17:16,200 --> 02:17:17,240
Speaker 5: All day and the.

2681
02:17:17,240 --> 02:17:19,240
Speaker 1: Thing and That's why his movies, that's why all the

2682
02:17:19,320 --> 02:17:22,000
Speaker 1: movies be great, the mission of possible movies. But the

2683
02:17:22,120 --> 02:17:25,480
Speaker 1: thing is jack because Jackie Chan does his own well

2684
02:17:25,560 --> 02:17:26,959
Speaker 1: I don't know if he does still, but he used

2685
02:17:26,959 --> 02:17:28,880
Speaker 1: to do all his own stunts and break bones and shit.

2686
02:17:29,480 --> 02:17:32,440
Speaker 1: But it was even what Tom does is even more

2687
02:17:32,440 --> 02:17:36,720
Speaker 1: impressive because Jackie Chan spent a lifetime mastering that. Yes,

2688
02:17:37,000 --> 02:17:39,680
Speaker 1: I feel like Tom just be like, all right, strap

2689
02:17:39,720 --> 02:17:43,240
Speaker 1: me to the plane. Let's go like like like like

2690
02:17:43,360 --> 02:17:46,039
Speaker 1: Jackie Champ and learn. He went to school with UH

2691
02:17:46,160 --> 02:17:48,200
Speaker 1: with sam O Honk and all this shit, Like there's

2692
02:17:48,280 --> 02:17:51,840
Speaker 1: like a UH Martial arts and stunt school they went

2693
02:17:51,879 --> 02:17:54,320
Speaker 1: to get to work their way up and learn. Tom

2694
02:17:54,360 --> 02:17:56,920
Speaker 1: Cruise is like, I'll do the same stunt he did,

2695
02:17:57,600 --> 02:18:00,520
Speaker 1: but I don't have the training. Let's just fucking put

2696
02:18:00,520 --> 02:18:02,720
Speaker 1: me on a motorcycle and see what happened, and see

2697
02:18:02,800 --> 02:18:04,360
Speaker 1: what happens, and I'll be in the theater.

2698
02:18:04,520 --> 02:18:06,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he'd be getting fucked up too.

2699
02:18:06,120 --> 02:18:08,080
Speaker 6: I think in one of his missions Impossibles, where he

2700
02:18:08,160 --> 02:18:09,800
Speaker 6: like hit hit a building that fell off, there was

2701
02:18:09,840 --> 02:18:11,640
Speaker 6: like that broke his leg. Yeah, that was like, yeah,

2702
02:18:11,640 --> 02:18:13,840
Speaker 6: he actually crashed into the building. It fell off it

2703
02:18:13,840 --> 02:18:15,240
Speaker 6: would have had the halt production.

2704
02:18:15,600 --> 02:18:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that out taking. He's just like, yeah,

2705
02:18:18,080 --> 02:18:21,360
Speaker 1: guys think I think I heard some think I broke something. Yeah,

2706
02:18:21,360 --> 02:18:23,480
Speaker 1: I broke. I'm just like, fuck, he's crazy.

2707
02:18:24,080 --> 02:18:28,240
Speaker 4: See I've said to people about about scientology. If you're

2708
02:18:28,320 --> 02:18:33,120
Speaker 4: Tom Cruise, why wouldn't you think it's all real? Like

2709
02:18:34,000 --> 02:18:39,760
Speaker 4: he has this energy that he just it's he's like unstoppable,

2710
02:18:40,120 --> 02:18:42,160
Speaker 4: like and then people say.

2711
02:18:42,000 --> 02:18:44,920
Speaker 5: He's nice to work with, and I bet he strikes

2712
02:18:44,920 --> 02:18:45,840
Speaker 5: me as a dude if he.

2713
02:18:47,560 --> 02:18:50,720
Speaker 4: You know, people talk about like certain politicians like a

2714
02:18:50,800 --> 02:18:53,440
Speaker 4: charisma or or like when you're talking to them you

2715
02:18:53,760 --> 02:18:56,320
Speaker 4: sense that or like Tom Cruise feels like if I

2716
02:18:56,320 --> 02:18:58,520
Speaker 4: ever got booked on like a movie, or Chris Lambert

2717
02:18:58,640 --> 02:19:00,240
Speaker 4: got like a part on the movie, you find out

2718
02:19:00,240 --> 02:19:01,400
Speaker 4: like all of a sudden, you'd be like Chris, what

2719
02:19:01,400 --> 02:19:02,160
Speaker 4: are you doing today?

2720
02:19:02,480 --> 02:19:02,800
Speaker 5: Scott?

2721
02:19:03,600 --> 02:19:05,840
Speaker 4: And you'd be like what It's like. I talked to

2722
02:19:05,840 --> 02:19:09,000
Speaker 4: Tom for a half hour and he just commit to

2723
02:19:09,920 --> 02:19:12,400
Speaker 4: it just sounded like a great Like when Tom was

2724
02:19:12,879 --> 02:19:17,320
Speaker 4: pitching it, it just sounded like like amazing, and like

2725
02:19:17,360 --> 02:19:18,560
Speaker 4: I said, I gotta do this.

2726
02:19:19,080 --> 02:19:19,360
Speaker 5: Dude.

2727
02:19:19,680 --> 02:19:22,520
Speaker 1: He's fucking insane. The fact that they even tried to

2728
02:19:22,560 --> 02:19:26,840
Speaker 1: film that movie during the pandemic was crazy and it

2729
02:19:26,920 --> 02:19:29,320
Speaker 1: really got to the deadline of like, the reason the

2730
02:19:29,360 --> 02:19:31,920
Speaker 1: movie had to stop production is because people are like,

2731
02:19:32,560 --> 02:19:35,039
Speaker 1: Europe is shutting down. If I don't hop on a

2732
02:19:35,080 --> 02:19:38,640
Speaker 1: plane tonight, I will not be able to see my family.

2733
02:19:39,440 --> 02:19:42,480
Speaker 1: And they got that close. That's the only reason it

2734
02:19:42,560 --> 02:19:44,920
Speaker 1: shut down was because people are like, I have to leave.

2735
02:19:45,320 --> 02:19:48,080
Speaker 1: I was like, how insane is he that he had

2736
02:19:48,120 --> 02:19:50,320
Speaker 1: convinced a production crew to be there that long. I

2737
02:19:50,320 --> 02:19:51,800
Speaker 1: would have been like, man, are you crazy?

2738
02:19:54,080 --> 02:19:54,520
Speaker 5: Masks?

2739
02:19:54,800 --> 02:19:57,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they and they and some of them steals day,

2740
02:19:58,280 --> 02:20:01,520
Speaker 1: what the fuck? And people and the screaming performance was

2741
02:20:01,560 --> 02:20:05,400
Speaker 1: so good. I saw rational people being like, yeah, man,

2742
02:20:05,440 --> 02:20:07,360
Speaker 1: because I hate when people don't wear masks. And I'm like,

2743
02:20:07,959 --> 02:20:09,480
Speaker 1: this is Isn't this abuseful?

2744
02:20:09,520 --> 02:20:09,960
Speaker 2: Sometimes?

2745
02:20:10,000 --> 02:20:11,560
Speaker 1: Don't y'all believe it?

2746
02:20:12,959 --> 02:20:16,840
Speaker 5: Don't Tom cruise this motherfucker?

2747
02:20:17,200 --> 02:20:19,480
Speaker 1: All right? Oh man, this is all we got, Tim

2748
02:20:19,480 --> 02:20:21,440
Speaker 1: Mo miss our last one. This is the last one

2749
02:20:21,480 --> 02:20:25,039
Speaker 1: for real. Okay. We got to welcome somebody back to

2750
02:20:25,080 --> 02:20:28,280
Speaker 1: the cookout. Now this person's been there before, okay, and

2751
02:20:28,320 --> 02:20:29,240
Speaker 1: they want to come home.

2752
02:20:29,640 --> 02:20:35,039
Speaker 3: I've lived my life being angry, which was what I

2753
02:20:35,160 --> 02:20:38,080
Speaker 3: was on Fox News. You know, I was the angry

2754
02:20:38,879 --> 02:20:43,039
Speaker 3: conservative black woman, and at that time.

2755
02:20:42,840 --> 02:20:46,200
Speaker 2: In my life, I didn't see this coming. It was

2756
02:20:47,560 --> 02:20:48,200
Speaker 2: who I was.

2757
02:20:49,200 --> 02:20:54,680
Speaker 3: And I realized in twenty sixteen that anger is unsustainable

2758
02:20:56,240 --> 02:21:02,480
Speaker 3: and it will destroy you. And you know, what people

2759
02:21:02,520 --> 02:21:04,360
Speaker 3: don't know is that I made a lot of mistakes

2760
02:21:05,840 --> 02:21:10,280
Speaker 3: and because of that anger, being a supporter of Trump,

2761
02:21:11,240 --> 02:21:14,720
Speaker 3: you know, has put me in some kind of box

2762
02:21:15,400 --> 02:21:19,040
Speaker 3: that I do not belong in. I don't hate anyone.

2763
02:21:19,560 --> 02:21:23,840
Speaker 3: I don't you know, I don't know where that comes from.

2764
02:21:24,240 --> 02:21:26,280
Speaker 5: And well, I.

2765
02:21:25,800 --> 02:21:31,440
Speaker 3: He's not the president. So I'm going to give the

2766
02:21:31,480 --> 02:21:33,800
Speaker 3: president that we have right now a chance.

2767
02:21:34,720 --> 02:21:37,520
Speaker 1: Well they have it, ladies and gentlemen.

2768
02:21:37,640 --> 02:21:41,800
Speaker 5: Okay, is that really the that feels like I'm not

2769
02:21:41,800 --> 02:21:42,400
Speaker 5: sure that was.

2770
02:21:44,320 --> 02:21:46,760
Speaker 1: Tell me what since you have done? That was less

2771
02:21:46,800 --> 02:21:47,000
Speaker 1: than that?

2772
02:21:49,040 --> 02:21:49,160
Speaker 6: Uh?

2773
02:21:51,879 --> 02:21:55,879
Speaker 4: Ving Joe Biden, but Joe Biden is so giving Joe

2774
02:21:55,920 --> 02:21:58,840
Speaker 4: Biden a chance is enough for Uh.

2775
02:21:58,520 --> 02:22:01,760
Speaker 1: That's the least she could have done. I'm sorry, I

2776
02:22:01,760 --> 02:22:10,920
Speaker 1: don't make the rules. Welcome to the cookout.

2777
02:22:13,000 --> 02:22:14,640
Speaker 5: Welcome to the cookout.

2778
02:22:17,280 --> 02:22:20,560
Speaker 1: Welcome to the cookout. Well, at least we can finally

2779
02:22:20,600 --> 02:22:22,240
Speaker 1: watch all falls down again.

2780
02:22:23,200 --> 02:22:27,600
Speaker 5: She's with Michael steel, Michael, She'll be sitting in the steel.

2781
02:22:27,920 --> 02:22:30,320
Speaker 1: She'll be sitting in the kind of Lea's a right

2782
02:22:30,440 --> 02:22:34,920
Speaker 1: section of the cookout. Okay, she's gonna be sitting over

2783
02:22:34,959 --> 02:22:38,080
Speaker 1: there with all the conservatives, you know, dominant silk, will

2784
02:22:38,120 --> 02:22:40,440
Speaker 1: be there without their wigs on, trying to be in disguise.

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02:22:40,680 --> 02:22:43,840
Speaker 5: But we know who got admit. I was hoping, since

2786
02:22:43,879 --> 02:22:46,200
Speaker 5: she is still pretty, I was. I was hoping she

2787
02:22:46,280 --> 02:22:46,720
Speaker 5: was gonna go.

2788
02:22:46,840 --> 02:22:49,200
Speaker 4: I made a mistake supporting Trump because that would have

2789
02:22:49,240 --> 02:22:52,920
Speaker 4: been like, that would have been threshold.

2790
02:22:52,400 --> 02:22:55,320
Speaker 1: That would have been right above the bare minimal, that

2791
02:22:55,360 --> 02:22:57,840
Speaker 1: would have that would have been one step too far.

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02:22:59,000 --> 02:23:02,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The worst segment, but the best segment.

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02:23:02,959 --> 02:23:05,920
Speaker 1: All right, let's wrap this up. Sword ratchiness. Jail's gotta

2794
02:23:05,959 --> 02:23:08,680
Speaker 1: go to work. Okay, he's not ready to talk.

2795
02:23:08,760 --> 02:23:13,360
Speaker 5: To kem Dock joined the chaff to the earlier portion

2796
02:23:13,440 --> 02:23:13,840
Speaker 5: of the show.

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02:23:14,200 --> 02:23:16,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then when she writes in her calls in

2798
02:23:16,920 --> 02:23:18,879
Speaker 1: and she had been listening for a month. Remember that

2799
02:23:19,000 --> 02:23:21,440
Speaker 1: was you and not me. I didn't say a single

2800
02:23:21,480 --> 02:23:44,240
Speaker 1: thing about the Knicks sword rating this time. Actually, I

2801
02:23:44,280 --> 02:23:47,960
Speaker 1: do have one quick thought about the Knicks, Jail, where

2802
02:23:47,959 --> 02:23:51,640
Speaker 1: would you put Julius Randall on your top five knicks

2803
02:23:51,920 --> 02:23:56,200
Speaker 1: uh list of all time? Obviously.

2804
02:23:56,840 --> 02:24:01,680
Speaker 4: Oh well, based on this one season, I think he's

2805
02:24:01,879 --> 02:24:07,920
Speaker 4: he's gonna be behind probably Bernard King, Patrick Ewing, Walt Frasier.

2806
02:24:13,840 --> 02:24:16,760
Speaker 5: I mean he's he's like fourth or fifth.

2807
02:24:16,640 --> 02:24:17,560
Speaker 1: That's what I was saying.

2808
02:24:17,600 --> 02:24:20,120
Speaker 5: I even gave him Willis a season.

2809
02:24:20,240 --> 02:24:24,200
Speaker 1: Yeah obviously, yeah, obviously due to this season. But I

2810
02:24:24,360 --> 02:24:26,959
Speaker 1: was said, you know, obviously I put Willis Reed above

2811
02:24:27,040 --> 02:24:31,080
Speaker 1: him too. But hey man, he got a case. These

2812
02:24:31,160 --> 02:24:32,320
Speaker 1: numbers are ridiculous.

2813
02:24:32,360 --> 02:24:32,800
Speaker 5: That's true.

2814
02:24:32,800 --> 02:24:35,440
Speaker 4: Willis Reed was an MVP, but he was I think

2815
02:24:35,480 --> 02:24:37,840
Speaker 4: he was an MVP like that West un celt kind

2816
02:24:37,879 --> 02:24:40,040
Speaker 4: of ap where you're the leader of the team and

2817
02:24:40,080 --> 02:24:43,000
Speaker 4: you average like nine points and fifteen rebounds.

2818
02:24:43,120 --> 02:24:45,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, like people was trying to throw like Oakley and

2819
02:24:45,520 --> 02:24:47,800
Speaker 1: Mason is shit in that. I'm like, they wasn't doing this.

2820
02:24:48,320 --> 02:24:51,040
Speaker 1: He is putting buckets up and carrying his team and

2821
02:24:51,080 --> 02:24:53,800
Speaker 1: he's an All star. So I don't even say John Starks.

2822
02:24:53,840 --> 02:24:55,800
Speaker 1: I'm like he wasn't consistent enough though.

2823
02:24:56,160 --> 02:25:00,320
Speaker 5: No, that's that's nineties love, like the identity.

2824
02:24:59,800 --> 02:25:02,040
Speaker 4: Of teams, but the only person from those teams, Like

2825
02:25:02,360 --> 02:25:04,960
Speaker 4: if you're going team by team I'll tell you who

2826
02:25:05,000 --> 02:25:08,520
Speaker 4: who until his knee got hurt and until they got mellow.

2827
02:25:09,280 --> 02:25:11,520
Speaker 5: That one year Amari Stodomayer from.

2828
02:25:11,600 --> 02:25:14,879
Speaker 4: Fifty games was like a first team All NBA level

2829
02:25:14,920 --> 02:25:17,120
Speaker 4: and then they got mellow, so the offense shifted to

2830
02:25:17,160 --> 02:25:20,560
Speaker 4: him and then and then Amari his knee got hurt again. Right,

2831
02:25:20,560 --> 02:25:24,240
Speaker 4: but that that first like fifty games or so, of

2832
02:25:24,320 --> 02:25:27,959
Speaker 4: like Amari's first season was very Julius Randall astec Oh,

2833
02:25:28,040 --> 02:25:31,160
Speaker 4: the Knicks are relevant and like he's he's giving you

2834
02:25:31,200 --> 02:25:34,959
Speaker 4: that twenty five eleven two block shots kind of.

2835
02:25:35,200 --> 02:25:38,360
Speaker 1: And he's young. He's young enough that they should be

2836
02:25:38,480 --> 02:25:40,600
Speaker 1: trying to resign him and pay him whatever he wants

2837
02:25:40,879 --> 02:25:43,199
Speaker 1: because I think he's only seven years in the league

2838
02:25:43,240 --> 02:25:44,480
Speaker 1: or some shit like.

2839
02:25:44,600 --> 02:25:47,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he came out after like freshman year, right, give.

2840
02:25:47,000 --> 02:25:50,600
Speaker 1: Him fucking mind. Yeah, they found they found something here,

2841
02:25:50,680 --> 02:25:54,480
Speaker 1: dog like I've watched him anyway, last day liquor story.

2842
02:25:54,520 --> 02:25:56,520
Speaker 5: Barrett, I'm sorry and RJ. Barrett.

2843
02:25:56,560 --> 02:25:58,800
Speaker 4: Now the pressure is off him, so he's getting better

2844
02:25:58,800 --> 02:26:00,520
Speaker 4: because he gets to be the number two instead of

2845
02:26:01,080 --> 02:26:02,160
Speaker 4: all Knicks fans going.

2846
02:26:02,000 --> 02:26:03,720
Speaker 5: We drafted you third, what the fuck?

2847
02:26:03,920 --> 02:26:04,200
Speaker 2: Right?

2848
02:26:04,600 --> 02:26:08,760
Speaker 4: He now gets to blossom where Randall is taking the

2849
02:26:08,840 --> 02:26:10,280
Speaker 4: heat or the or you.

2850
02:26:10,240 --> 02:26:14,080
Speaker 1: Know, and he's he's quietly improving.

2851
02:26:14,680 --> 02:26:14,840
Speaker 2: Uh.

2852
02:26:15,200 --> 02:26:17,720
Speaker 1: Definitely love a kid because he's left handed, Like I'm

2853
02:26:17,720 --> 02:26:21,080
Speaker 1: always part of the left handed ballers. And then they

2854
02:26:21,080 --> 02:26:25,120
Speaker 1: got Obi Topping was a good draft choice, and uh,

2855
02:26:25,200 --> 02:26:28,440
Speaker 1: they got this other kid that quickly, uh yet quickly

2856
02:26:28,520 --> 02:26:31,680
Speaker 1: is quickly got game. And they got a point guard

2857
02:26:31,680 --> 02:26:34,520
Speaker 1: that I thought was trash in Orlando, but now that

2858
02:26:34,600 --> 02:26:37,240
Speaker 1: he has some time, Yeah, I like Peyton. I like

2859
02:26:37,320 --> 02:26:38,360
Speaker 1: el Ford Payton too. Man.

2860
02:26:38,480 --> 02:26:41,200
Speaker 4: I think Derek Rose is like it took a long time,

2861
02:26:41,200 --> 02:26:43,600
Speaker 4: but it's now like, you know, kind of a super

2862
02:26:43,600 --> 02:26:44,160
Speaker 4: six man.

2863
02:26:44,240 --> 02:26:46,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly off the bench, like they got a squad man.

2864
02:26:46,840 --> 02:26:49,240
Speaker 1: They got it. They should definitely win their first round.

2865
02:26:49,280 --> 02:26:50,760
Speaker 1: The playoffs help.

2866
02:26:51,360 --> 02:26:52,520
Speaker 5: I'd love to see.

2867
02:26:53,120 --> 02:26:56,720
Speaker 4: I legitimately think the Nets would win, But I really

2868
02:26:56,760 --> 02:27:01,520
Speaker 4: think a Knicks Nets series because they're tough offensively.

2869
02:27:00,959 --> 02:27:04,119
Speaker 5: And because the city would be like buzzing.

2870
02:27:04,879 --> 02:27:06,840
Speaker 4: Can you imagine if they even if it's just like

2871
02:27:06,959 --> 02:27:10,080
Speaker 4: one to one coming to the garden, Yes, just even

2872
02:27:10,160 --> 02:27:13,600
Speaker 4: for that moment like Randall goes for forty and like

2873
02:27:13,640 --> 02:27:15,440
Speaker 4: they eke out a game, you win.

2874
02:27:15,600 --> 02:27:16,920
Speaker 5: Like the energy of that.

2875
02:27:17,080 --> 02:27:20,920
Speaker 1: Honestly, I know it's against the protocol. Let the fans

2876
02:27:20,959 --> 02:27:23,720
Speaker 1: back in. We we need a super spreader event for

2877
02:27:23,760 --> 02:27:26,119
Speaker 1: this shit dog. It's the only way it's gonna be right.

2878
02:27:26,280 --> 02:27:27,320
Speaker 1: All right, liquor store.

2879
02:27:27,520 --> 02:27:33,000
Speaker 5: Has a Republican franchise. I'm sure he'll let all of

2880
02:27:33,000 --> 02:27:34,240
Speaker 5: the guests, no mask.

2881
02:27:34,400 --> 02:27:37,040
Speaker 1: He'll let all the fans in, except Charles Oakley at

2882
02:27:37,120 --> 02:27:39,039
Speaker 1: Patrick Ewing. They'll get stop by security.

2883
02:27:39,480 --> 02:27:39,600
Speaker 2: UH.

2884
02:27:39,720 --> 02:27:42,760
Speaker 1: Liquor store attack stabbings of sword slashes shake up Fremont's

2885
02:27:42,800 --> 02:27:46,600
Speaker 1: sooppign center. UH dry blust I stayed the sidewalk out

2886
02:27:46,720 --> 02:27:51,320
Speaker 1: CJ's Liquor. Outside of CJ's Liquors in Fremont were powerwished

2887
02:27:51,360 --> 02:27:54,080
Speaker 1: away early Wednesday, days after a group of four people

2888
02:27:54,120 --> 02:27:58,120
Speaker 1: are with knives and the curved sword UH violently attacked

2889
02:27:58,160 --> 02:28:01,000
Speaker 1: their brawl with several others near the doors cash register

2890
02:28:01,040 --> 02:28:05,080
Speaker 1: Sunday night. The chaotic incident, which lasted less than a

2891
02:28:05,120 --> 02:28:07,800
Speaker 1: minute and was captured on dramatic surveillance, but it was

2892
02:28:07,800 --> 02:28:10,440
Speaker 1: shaken has shaken up locals and business owners near the

2893
02:28:10,480 --> 02:28:15,120
Speaker 1: long standing liquor store. Well that's that's what happens.

2894
02:28:15,800 --> 02:28:16,039
Speaker 3: Uh.

2895
02:28:16,040 --> 02:28:18,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, these motherfuckers fucked up the liquor store and

2896
02:28:18,720 --> 02:28:22,320
Speaker 1: was attacking people in Fremont with sores. There's really no needs,

2897
02:28:22,760 --> 02:28:25,680
Speaker 1: no reason we should have sores unregulated on the streets,

2898
02:28:25,720 --> 02:28:28,280
Speaker 1: and there's definitely no reason they should be around liquor. Uh,

2899
02:28:28,400 --> 02:28:30,320
Speaker 1: JAYL tell everybody where to fire you man so they

2900
02:28:30,320 --> 02:28:31,000
Speaker 1: can support you.

2901
02:28:32,000 --> 02:28:35,680
Speaker 4: Yes, Jlcomedy dot com. You can find links to my

2902
02:28:35,760 --> 02:28:41,120
Speaker 4: two weekly podcasts there and most importantly this week ticket

2903
02:28:41,160 --> 02:28:42,280
Speaker 4: links to the to.

2904
02:28:42,280 --> 02:28:47,320
Speaker 5: The shows in Maryland and Virginia. Thursday and Arlington.

2905
02:28:47,400 --> 02:28:49,600
Speaker 4: The late show still has some tickets left, So if

2906
02:28:49,640 --> 02:28:51,720
Speaker 4: you're listening to this and you're in Arlington, Virginia, Gutta

2907
02:28:51,760 --> 02:28:56,199
Speaker 4: now because there was only like eight tickets left. Friday

2908
02:28:56,480 --> 02:28:59,879
Speaker 4: is in Sterling, Virginia, which is an outdoor show and

2909
02:28:59,879 --> 02:29:02,000
Speaker 4: I think that's that was the most recently added one,

2910
02:29:02,040 --> 02:29:05,520
Speaker 4: so there's there's plenty of tickets for that, and then Saturday, Rockville,

2911
02:29:05,600 --> 02:29:09,240
Speaker 4: Maryland a few tickets left for the late show there.

2912
02:29:09,280 --> 02:29:11,400
Speaker 4: So just all the infos on my calendar page of

2913
02:29:11,440 --> 02:29:14,000
Speaker 4: my website. But you know, I'm on all the social

2914
02:29:14,040 --> 02:29:18,160
Speaker 4: media's and listen to the podcast stream so of my albums. Uh,

2915
02:29:18,280 --> 02:29:20,320
Speaker 4: you should if you're if you're coming to a show,

2916
02:29:20,480 --> 02:29:24,160
Speaker 4: streaming album or two because this is all you know,

2917
02:29:24,240 --> 02:29:28,000
Speaker 4: this is all for the seventh album that I'm working towards.

2918
02:29:27,640 --> 02:29:30,920
Speaker 5: So it's all it's all new stuff. Yeah, thank you.

2919
02:29:31,080 --> 02:29:33,440
Speaker 1: And it's all. It's all worth it, man, Like I said,

2920
02:29:33,720 --> 02:29:37,840
Speaker 1: very fucking funny, dude, Jail you know, one hundred percent

2921
02:29:38,640 --> 02:29:42,480
Speaker 1: knock out the part hilarious and uh my, I was

2922
02:29:42,560 --> 02:29:46,240
Speaker 1: randomly on my iPhone it was just playing ship from

2923
02:29:46,360 --> 02:29:50,760
Speaker 1: I bought from Apple Music and it played the you

2924
02:29:50,800 --> 02:29:53,440
Speaker 1: have a track of our airbud on what it up?

2925
02:29:53,640 --> 02:29:57,840
Speaker 1: It was so fucking funny, like like, it was so funny, man,

2926
02:29:58,280 --> 02:30:00,600
Speaker 1: it really is. You have no right to that fucking

2927
02:30:00,600 --> 02:30:03,959
Speaker 1: funny man, Like, really really appreciate you, man, I wish

2928
02:30:03,959 --> 02:30:04,240
Speaker 1: you much.

2929
02:30:04,280 --> 02:30:05,320
Speaker 5: Excited so much.

2930
02:30:05,680 --> 02:30:09,600
Speaker 4: All right, kem Doc says she might hit the Rockville Show,

2931
02:30:09,760 --> 02:30:12,160
Speaker 4: So if you could just do me a favor and delete.

2932
02:30:12,440 --> 02:30:16,760
Speaker 1: The first half of this podcast, she gonna show up

2933
02:30:16,720 --> 02:30:20,480
Speaker 1: at the Rockville show and fucking flagrant faulo ass like

2934
02:30:20,520 --> 02:30:23,920
Speaker 1: all that ship you be talking about the Knicks. All right, y'all,

2935
02:30:23,959 --> 02:30:27,600
Speaker 1: we'll be back tomorrow. And don't forget, we're taking next

2936
02:30:27,600 --> 02:30:29,920
Speaker 1: week off of the show, so there'll be no shows

2937
02:30:30,040 --> 02:30:33,720
Speaker 1: next week, but we'll be back tomorrow and we'll figure

2938
02:30:33,720 --> 02:30:35,440
Speaker 1: out if we're gonna do the feedback show this Saturday

2939
02:30:35,480 --> 02:30:36,199
Speaker 1: or Saturday after.

2940
02:30:36,800 --> 02:30:39,160
Speaker 2: Until then, I love you.

2941
02:30:39,160 --> 02:30:39,360
Speaker 3: Why