Speaker 1: Second. You know, when you think of the most romantic
Speaker 1: songs of all time, you might think of Endless Love
Speaker 1: Oh Yeah by Diana Ross, or maybe Boys to Men
Speaker 1: All make Love to You man. If you ask me, though,
Speaker 1: there is no song more romantic, more passionate than the
Speaker 1: classic love ballad Old McDonald had a farm. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you love? I know exactly what he means
Speaker 1: by ei ei Oh. I know what he's talking about,
Speaker 1: and it just well, it just so happens. We have
Speaker 1: a farmer on the phone today for a second date update.
Speaker 1: He knows all about how love works on the farm.
Speaker 1: His name is Andrew D. I don't know, let's find
Speaker 1: out Andrew. What's up? Hey, guys? Oh you said like
Speaker 1: young hot McDonald. What I'm talking about? Andrew? Drive that tractor? Geez?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Andrew? Are you really a farmer? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: I am cool. So, who's the lucky lady that we're
Speaker 1: going to be calling today? Or animal? I don't know
Speaker 1: what's what's this person's name? Her name is Michelle. She's
Speaker 1: a human. All right, We're off to a very good start.
Speaker 1: What do you like about Michelle? I mean she's super cute, man,
Speaker 1: she know she's in the like organic cruits and veggies.
Speaker 1: What's not to like? Yeah, that's the bar pretty low.
Speaker 1: How do you know that? Where did you meet her? So?
Speaker 1: We actually met when I was at work. Okay, So
Speaker 1: we're on the farm and on the weekends, I so
Speaker 1: go and help out at the farmer's market. I set
Speaker 1: up the booth. And that's the classic place to meet
Speaker 1: some young single women. For real, though I swear they
Speaker 1: only said I go to the farmer's market. Often they
Speaker 1: only send the young, attractive looking people to the tent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's there's a lot of hot people walking around the
Speaker 1: farmer's market. Yeah, if you haven't checked out that scene,
Speaker 1: I definitely encourage it. So wait, did you hit on her?
Speaker 1: Do you use like some zucchini joke or something like,
Speaker 1: I'll show you how I'm just saying. I mean I
Speaker 1: was gonna go with eggplant, You could go with all
Speaker 1: sorts of different things. This is what happens when you
Speaker 1: play old McDonald had a farm for people. They just
Speaker 1: get all crazy, passionately sexy. So how did you meet Michelle?
Speaker 1: So she was checking out the strawberries, and you know,
Speaker 1: I gave her a sample. She said, thank you, and
Speaker 1: you know, gave me a little smile, so I thought
Speaker 1: she might be into me. But then she started to
Speaker 1: walk away, so I was like, wait, hold up, hold up,
Speaker 1: and I told her that we have a different variety
Speaker 1: of strawberry that's even sweeter than that one. And I
Speaker 1: was like, you have to try it if you're into strawberries. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. It's a good way. I hope it
Speaker 1: worked well. You know, that was like a little bit
Speaker 1: of a white lie though, because it was the exact
Speaker 1: same kind of strawberry. So way did it work? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I gave her another. I mean she was like all right,
Speaker 1: and so she walked back over and give her another strawberry.
Speaker 1: She was like thank you, but then she like started
Speaker 1: to walk away again. What she took two samples and
Speaker 1: didn't buy anything. Are you sure this is in a
Speaker 1: red flag? He offered, Yeah, I know. You know, usually
Speaker 1: when you get a sample, you should really buy. So,
Speaker 1: you know, she started to walk away again when I
Speaker 1: was like, pulled up. Believe it or not, I have
Speaker 1: a third variety and they're just the same strawberry. So
Speaker 1: she came back tried the third strawberry. You know, I
Speaker 1: think she kind of cut on. At this point, she
Speaker 1: was like, you know, your strawberries are really good, but
Speaker 1: they all pretty much taste tho sample. Oh but I
Speaker 1: tried again. I was like, if you like those three,
Speaker 1: I actually have fifty other varieties of strawberries that even
Speaker 1: sweeter than those. Man, if you want, if you want,
Speaker 1: you can hang out and you can just try all
Speaker 1: the different varieties of strawberries. And you know, at that
Speaker 1: point you knew I was kidding. Yeah, okay, so where
Speaker 1: does the date come in? Is this the date? Was
Speaker 1: the date? Later? I mean she laughed, and so I
Speaker 1: was like, look, I'm about to go on break, So
Speaker 1: I asked she wanted to hang out, So you know,
Speaker 1: we started walking around and walked around the rest of
Speaker 1: the farmer's market. That's a good place to have a
Speaker 1: first date, right, It's a great place. I mean there's
Speaker 1: lots of flowers and vegetables and fruits and yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean the mood is pretty much set for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you guys, he's at work. I mean, how long
Speaker 1: could this have been? What what was your break? Like?
Speaker 1: Fifteen thirty minutes? I was a pretty minute of break. Okay,
Speaker 1: So in that thirty minutes, did you guys connect. I mean,
Speaker 1: she was like pretty impressed with my farming knowledge and
Speaker 1: my knowledge of organic produce and all that told her
Speaker 1: that she definitely should say away from the baby asparagus.
Speaker 1: It's a total ripoff. Oh, baby asparagus is a ripoff.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, from the farmer's mouth. Don't go for that.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know. Baby aspergus is a thing I'm
Speaker 1: not going to buy. They're walking around and we came
Speaker 1: across a woman who reached charot cards and I offered
Speaker 1: to buy her reading, and she was like, no, you
Speaker 1: don't have to do that, but I was like, look,
Speaker 1: it's just five bucks and it'll be fun, so nice,
Speaker 1: you know. She went into the booth and I wasn't
Speaker 1: with her during this part, but when she came out
Speaker 1: of the reading, she was blushing because she said the
Speaker 1: psychic told her that she would find it an incredible
Speaker 1: love today when a cute man just paid for her reading,
Speaker 1: how could she ever figure that out? It's crazy, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, definitely well worth the five dollars. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: was a good wing woman. Yeah, did you go in
Speaker 1: for the kiss right there? No? No, I didn't, you know,
Speaker 1: So I got her number. Waited a few days. Then
Speaker 1: I texted her but no response. So the next day,
Speaker 1: you know, I sent her another text and nothing. So
Speaker 1: at that point I was like, well, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe she like give me a FIG number, a ghosted
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah. I mean, you know, at this point,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, Like did you change
Speaker 1: your mind? You have a boyfriend? Right, I mean there's
Speaker 1: a lot of possibilities because you don't really know her
Speaker 1: that well. I mean, maybe the great love that she
Speaker 1: was going to meet that day wasn't you. Oh maybe
Speaker 1: it was the guy at the jam's tent. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: girl can't resist a good apricot jam. Dude. I hope
Speaker 1: that's not true, because that guy's a douchebag. I know,
Speaker 1: those a little tiny spoons, Yeah, you know those jam bros.
Speaker 1: All right, man, well we're gonna play a song. We'll
Speaker 1: come back and we'll call Michelle for you and try
Speaker 1: and get you your second date update. All right, thanks guys.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on, if you're just tuning in, We've
Speaker 1: got Farmer Andy on the phone with us today for
Speaker 1: a second date update, and I'm gonna make a psychic prediction. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is rare. I'm looking deep into my crystal microphone.
Speaker 1: It's crystal, I'm rubbing it, and I'm I'm seeing a
Speaker 1: very warm, very passionate kiss in the near future for Andrew. Okay,
Speaker 1: how did I know that was coming? Prediction came true? Andrew?
Speaker 1: How was that for you? That was? That was? All right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's very long. Yeah, I should have used more tongue
Speaker 1: with that. No, seriously, though, I predict a successful second
Speaker 1: date for Andrew today. Okay, because if you're just tuning in.
Speaker 1: Andrew works on a farm and he ended up meeting
Speaker 1: a woman named Michelle while she was checking out the
Speaker 1: strawberries at his booth at the farmer's market and they
Speaker 1: hit it off. They had walked around a little bit
Speaker 1: and they stopped for a psychic reading, and the lady
Speaker 1: there told her she predicted that she would meet an
Speaker 1: incredible love that very day. Whoa, I know Tarot cards.
Speaker 1: Tarot cards never lie. Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean,
Speaker 1: I believe in that stuff. Yeah, well whatever, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a good sign no matter what, right, Andrew. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't believe the psychic Yeah, yeah, that's their slogan.
Speaker 1: I think Michelle has not spoken to Andrew since that happened, though,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna give her a call right now and
Speaker 1: we're gonna try and figure out what happened. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: good luck Andrew. All right down the phone number right
Speaker 1: now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Michelle?
Speaker 1: Please speaking? Happy happy, Hi. Michelle. My name is Jeffrey
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: You have a moment to talk with us. Uh, what
Speaker 1: is this about? This is about your dating life? Is
Speaker 1: that not true? It is when it comes off creepy? Okay,
Speaker 1: this is about your romantic life. Yeah, there is. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: what what what are you talking about? Okay, Well, we
Speaker 1: do a segment on our show called a second Date Update.
Speaker 1: It's where if you go out on a date with
Speaker 1: someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can
Speaker 1: email us and we'll reach out to that person for
Speaker 1: you to try and figure out the reason. Why do
Speaker 1: you guys do that? Yeah? So a radio show. We
Speaker 1: do a radio show. It's on every morning. You should listen,
Speaker 1: especially since you're couldn't be on it. Yeah. Okay, So
Speaker 1: recently a guy reached out to us about you. His
Speaker 1: name is Andrew or maybe he introduced himself as farmer Andy.
Speaker 1: I don't know how what he called himself, but you
Speaker 1: met him at a farmer's market. He's a strawberry guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So Andrew told us a little bit about
Speaker 1: how you guys met. Okay, he said that you were
Speaker 1: looking at the strawberries and he had you taste one
Speaker 1: and then a second one and then then a third. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was cute. It was cute enough. Okay, Well that's good, okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then after that he told us that you guys
Speaker 1: walked around a little bit and he told you about
Speaker 1: the produce there, said stay away from baby asparagus. Apparently
Speaker 1: that was probably the highlight, was learning about baby asparagus ripoff.
Speaker 1: So oh, that's the highlight. Because he told us you
Speaker 1: had a psychic reading after that where you had a
Speaker 1: very good prediction. I mean he paid five bucks for
Speaker 1: tarot cards. I heard. Yeah, I guess he did. Are
Speaker 1: you like against psychic readings and he didn't know it anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, I'm not against psychic readings.
Speaker 1: I just do you really want to know? Because I
Speaker 1: really don't want to embarrass him, like no, I don't
Speaker 1: really want to know. I don't want to know, But
Speaker 1: Andrew really cares about this and he would love to
Speaker 1: know the reason why because he feels like you guys connected,
Speaker 1: and he listens to our show, so he knows that
Speaker 1: people get embarrassed during this segment all the time. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like the waiver you have to sign
Speaker 1: before you call us. All right, So between the all
Speaker 1: of his strawberries tasting the same and the tarot cards,
Speaker 1: it was just a little too like perfect, to the
Speaker 1: point where I was like, something doesn't smell right and
Speaker 1: it's not the baby asparagus, Like yeah. So I went
Speaker 1: back to the tarot card lady when Andy went back
Speaker 1: to work, and I asked her if she knew Andy.
Speaker 1: She said yes, because she's there every weekend with him.
Speaker 1: And basically I flipped her twenty bucks to tell me
Speaker 1: the truth about whether or not her reading was accurate,
Speaker 1: the reading where she said you'd meet the love of
Speaker 1: your life that day exactly, and so I didn't know
Speaker 1: if she was just doing Andy a solid or if
Speaker 1: she actually found that in the cards, because that would
Speaker 1: have been significant. Okay, what'd she say? Turns out that
Speaker 1: Andy gives her a little tip off every week by
Speaker 1: giving her fresh produce, and if she ever brings somebody over,
Speaker 1: she'll give a positive reading. No, I called that. Why
Speaker 1: is that so bad? I mean, yeah, he tries it
Speaker 1: on other girls, but he's still single. It's still a
Speaker 1: cute move. I don't know. Well, now it's not authentic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you were honestly going to make the decision on
Speaker 1: whether or not to datam based on this tarot card reading,
Speaker 1: like he was trying to construct this relationship and it
Speaker 1: just felt really dishonest. Okay, insincere, Yeah, ince hearing it
Speaker 1: just left a real bad taste in my out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I don't know, is that bad? I would still
Speaker 1: give him a chance, like give him a one date chance,
Speaker 1: because maybe that's just how he uses tries to get
Speaker 1: a date. He did never even go on a date
Speaker 1: with us. It's his finishing move. If you guys connected
Speaker 1: before all of that, Is that really enough to completely
Speaker 1: write him off? I asked the terrapart lady how many
Speaker 1: times he's done this? Okay, five, tell me five, and
Speaker 1: it hasn't worked yet. That's the dumb party. It keeps
Speaker 1: paying for it does work, and he uses the girls,
Speaker 1: and I don't think so well, I don't know. Let's
Speaker 1: find out how often it actually works. Andy, Andy you there, Hey,
Speaker 1: guys opened here. Oh my god, yeah, we forgot to
Speaker 1: tell you this, Michelle. But Andrew's been on the line
Speaker 1: listening and he heard everything that you said. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: another setup? Yeah right, that that's like, you know, she's
Speaker 1: an alcoholic and I wouldn't. Oh my god, she's an alcoholic. Andrew,
Speaker 1: are you talking about Michelle. You're talking about the psychic.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the psychic. Okay, well I'm telling Michelle. I'm saying, Michelle,
Speaker 1: look that psychic is an alcoholic and can't be trusting.
Speaker 1: Don't double down. Just tell me why you would do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I did it, but I only did
Speaker 1: it because you know, I really liked you and I
Speaker 1: wanted to spend more time with you outside of work,
Speaker 1: and you know, I wasn't sure if you'd want to
Speaker 1: hang out. Yeah, but your reaction is to throw your
Speaker 1: friends under the bus and tell me that she's an alcoholic. Like,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you're also going to be a terrible
Speaker 1: friend in addition to being a terrible lying boyfriend. Oh.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know we know each other. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say we're good friends. It's kind of a beneficial arrangement.
Speaker 1: She gets free strawberries and she could turn them into
Speaker 1: moonshine a parting to you, right, I mean it's not
Speaker 1: like that. I mean, you know, I know mostews so
Speaker 1: and she just really shouldn't have run her mouth like that, mathuselah.
Speaker 1: So the fact that you got caught is why she
Speaker 1: shouldn't have run her mouth like that, got it. I mean,
Speaker 1: the free produce is over, that's for sure. Andrew, I
Speaker 1: was sticking up for you. Why didn't you just come
Speaker 1: back and say, man, you know what, it is a
Speaker 1: terrible scheme, but it was the way I needed to
Speaker 1: meet you, or so, you know, just be honest for
Speaker 1: a second. Listen, guys, you don't know how hard it
Speaker 1: is to meet women when you work on a farm,
Speaker 1: your way out there in the country around you. Guys
Speaker 1: need a layoff. I mean, I sympathize with you, dude.
Speaker 1: You work with a bunch of animals. A lot of
Speaker 1: weird stuff can happen out there, desperate for love. It's
Speaker 1: an all produced farm. Actually, well, whatever you want to
Speaker 1: do with your produce is your own business. But I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, why don't you try being honest with Michelle,
Speaker 1: talk to her about how you felt about her, rather
Speaker 1: than bagging on the psychic Andy, be honest with me
Speaker 1: now We're never dude, talk to me. Come on, Andy,
Speaker 1: from the heart, from the artichoke Hart, Let's go. I
Speaker 1: will say. The one thing you have working for you, Andy,
Speaker 1: is that Michelle. At least he took this much work
Speaker 1: in calling us just to get you on the phone.
Speaker 1: That has to mean something, does it, though? I mean,
Speaker 1: like the fact that he didn't tell you in advance
Speaker 1: that it was a scheme. He needed me to tell
Speaker 1: you that. I mean, it wasn't a scheme so much.
Speaker 1: It's just like a cute It's like a cute little thing,
Speaker 1: you know. It's like Andy, you will not have any
Speaker 1: problems trying to pull the wool over somebody else's eyes.
Speaker 1: You don't have a hard time meeting girls because you're
Speaker 1: at the market every week. Well hold on, Michelle, before
Speaker 1: you start pulling wool all over the place, let me
Speaker 1: just ask you one thing. Would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Andy one more time? We will pay for
Speaker 1: a second date for Well hold on, let me finish
Speaker 1: my sentence, we'll pay for it. Let me think about it. No, Wow, Andy,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude, that's okay. I mean, hey, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of girls like strawberries. I'll be all right, that's true.
Speaker 1: You know what, there's probably some listeners out there that
Speaker 1: would love to taste your berries. So text into seven
Speaker 1: to eighty five to nine two. If you're a berry queen,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Andy? That is
Speaker 1: a title. Hey, guys, I appreciate it, but I really
Speaker 1: don't need your help this one. And I we've got this.
Speaker 1: A good luck Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.