WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Farmers Market Love

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<v Speaker 1>Second. You know, when you think of the most romantic

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<v Speaker 1>songs of all time, you might think of Endless Love

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Yeah by Diana Ross, or maybe Boys to Men

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<v Speaker 1>All make Love to You man. If you ask me, though,

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<v Speaker 1>there is no song more romantic, more passionate than the

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<v Speaker 1>classic love ballad Old McDonald had a farm. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you love? I know exactly what he means

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<v Speaker 1>by ei ei Oh. I know what he's talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>and it just well, it just so happens. We have

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<v Speaker 1>a farmer on the phone today for a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>He knows all about how love works on the farm.

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Andrew D. I don't know, let's find

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<v Speaker 1>out Andrew. What's up? Hey, guys? Oh you said like

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<v Speaker 1>young hot McDonald. What I'm talking about? Andrew? Drive that tractor? Geez?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Andrew? Are you really a farmer? Oh? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I am cool. So, who's the lucky lady that we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be calling today? Or animal? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what's what's this person's name? Her name is Michelle. She's

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<v Speaker 1>a human. All right, We're off to a very good start.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you like about Michelle? I mean she's super cute, man,

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<v Speaker 1>she know she's in the like organic cruits and veggies.

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<v Speaker 1>What's not to like? Yeah, that's the bar pretty low.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you know that? Where did you meet her? So?

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<v Speaker 1>We actually met when I was at work. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>we're on the farm and on the weekends, I so

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<v Speaker 1>go and help out at the farmer's market. I set

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<v Speaker 1>up the booth. And that's the classic place to meet

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<v Speaker 1>some young single women. For real, though I swear they

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<v Speaker 1>only said I go to the farmer's market. Often they

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<v Speaker 1>only send the young, attractive looking people to the tent. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's a lot of hot people walking around the

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<v Speaker 1>farmer's market. Yeah, if you haven't checked out that scene,

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely encourage it. So wait, did you hit on her?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you use like some zucchini joke or something like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show you how I'm just saying. I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna go with eggplant, You could go with all

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<v Speaker 1>sorts of different things. This is what happens when you

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<v Speaker 1>play old McDonald had a farm for people. They just

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<v Speaker 1>get all crazy, passionately sexy. So how did you meet Michelle?

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<v Speaker 1>So she was checking out the strawberries, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I gave her a sample. She said, thank you, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, gave me a little smile, so I thought

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<v Speaker 1>she might be into me. But then she started to

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<v Speaker 1>walk away, so I was like, wait, hold up, hold up,

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<v Speaker 1>and I told her that we have a different variety

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<v Speaker 1>of strawberry that's even sweeter than that one. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you have to try it if you're into strawberries. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. It's a good way. I hope it

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<v Speaker 1>worked well. You know, that was like a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a white lie though, because it was the exact

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<v Speaker 1>same kind of strawberry. So way did it work? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I gave her another. I mean she was like all right,

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<v Speaker 1>and so she walked back over and give her another strawberry.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like thank you, but then she like started

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<v Speaker 1>to walk away again. What she took two samples and

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<v Speaker 1>didn't buy anything. Are you sure this is in a

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<v Speaker 1>red flag? He offered, Yeah, I know. You know, usually

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<v Speaker 1>when you get a sample, you should really buy. So,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, she started to walk away again when I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, pulled up. Believe it or not, I have

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<v Speaker 1>a third variety and they're just the same strawberry. So

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<v Speaker 1>she came back tried the third strawberry. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>think she kind of cut on. At this point, she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know, your strawberries are really good, but

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<v Speaker 1>they all pretty much taste tho sample. Oh but I

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<v Speaker 1>tried again. I was like, if you like those three,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually have fifty other varieties of strawberries that even

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<v Speaker 1>sweeter than those. Man, if you want, if you want,

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<v Speaker 1>you can hang out and you can just try all

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<v Speaker 1>the different varieties of strawberries. And you know, at that

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<v Speaker 1>point you knew I was kidding. Yeah, okay, so where

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<v Speaker 1>does the date come in? Is this the date? Was

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<v Speaker 1>the date? Later? I mean she laughed, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, look, I'm about to go on break, So

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<v Speaker 1>I asked she wanted to hang out, So you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we started walking around and walked around the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the farmer's market. That's a good place to have a

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<v Speaker 1>first date, right, It's a great place. I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>lots of flowers and vegetables and fruits and yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean the mood is pretty much set for you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you guys, he's at work. I mean, how long

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<v Speaker 1>could this have been? What what was your break? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Fifteen thirty minutes? I was a pretty minute of break. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So in that thirty minutes, did you guys connect. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she was like pretty impressed with my farming knowledge and

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<v Speaker 1>my knowledge of organic produce and all that told her

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<v Speaker 1>that she definitely should say away from the baby asparagus.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a total ripoff. Oh, baby asparagus is a ripoff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. Yeah, from the farmer's mouth. Don't go for that.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know. Baby aspergus is a thing I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to buy. They're walking around and we came

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<v Speaker 1>across a woman who reached charot cards and I offered

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<v Speaker 1>to buy her reading, and she was like, no, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to do that, but I was like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just five bucks and it'll be fun, so nice,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. She went into the booth and I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>with her during this part, but when she came out

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<v Speaker 1>of the reading, she was blushing because she said the

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<v Speaker 1>psychic told her that she would find it an incredible

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<v Speaker 1>love today when a cute man just paid for her reading,

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<v Speaker 1>how could she ever figure that out? It's crazy, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, definitely well worth the five dollars. Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>was a good wing woman. Yeah, did you go in

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<v Speaker 1>for the kiss right there? No? No, I didn't, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>So I got her number. Waited a few days. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I texted her but no response. So the next day,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I sent her another text and nothing. So

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<v Speaker 1>at that point I was like, well, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she like give me a FIG number, a ghosted

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<v Speaker 1>or something. Yeah. I mean, you know, at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on, Like did you change

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<v Speaker 1>your mind? You have a boyfriend? Right, I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of possibilities because you don't really know her

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<v Speaker 1>that well. I mean, maybe the great love that she

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<v Speaker 1>was going to meet that day wasn't you. Oh maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was the guy at the jam's tent. Oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>girl can't resist a good apricot jam. Dude. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>that's not true, because that guy's a douchebag. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>those a little tiny spoons, Yeah, you know those jam bros.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, man, well we're gonna play a song. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>come back and we'll call Michelle for you and try

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<v Speaker 1>and get you your second date update. All right, thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, hold on, if you're just tuning in, We've

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<v Speaker 1>got Farmer Andy on the phone with us today for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date update, and I'm gonna make a psychic prediction. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is rare. I'm looking deep into my crystal microphone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crystal, I'm rubbing it, and I'm I'm seeing a

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<v Speaker 1>very warm, very passionate kiss in the near future for Andrew. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how did I know that was coming? Prediction came true? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>How was that for you? That was? That was? All right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That's very long. Yeah, I should have used more tongue

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<v Speaker 1>with that. No, seriously, though, I predict a successful second

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<v Speaker 1>date for Andrew today. Okay, because if you're just tuning in.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew works on a farm and he ended up meeting

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<v Speaker 1>a woman named Michelle while she was checking out the

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<v Speaker 1>strawberries at his booth at the farmer's market and they

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<v Speaker 1>hit it off. They had walked around a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>and they stopped for a psychic reading, and the lady

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<v Speaker 1>there told her she predicted that she would meet an

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<v Speaker 1>incredible love that very day. Whoa, I know Tarot cards.

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<v Speaker 1>Tarot cards never lie. Well, that's what I'm saying. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe in that stuff. Yeah, well whatever, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good sign no matter what, right, Andrew. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like I wouldn't believe the psychic Yeah, yeah, that's their slogan.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Michelle has not spoken to Andrew since that happened, though,

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna give her a call right now and

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna try and figure out what happened. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck Andrew. All right down the phone number right

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<v Speaker 1>now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Michelle?

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<v Speaker 1>Please speaking? Happy happy, Hi. Michelle. My name is Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a moment to talk with us. Uh, what

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<v Speaker 1>is this about? This is about your dating life? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that not true? It is when it comes off creepy? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is about your romantic life. Yeah, there is. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>what what what are you talking about? Okay, Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>do a segment on our show called a second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>It's where if you go out on a date with

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<v Speaker 1>someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can

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<v Speaker 1>email us and we'll reach out to that person for

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<v Speaker 1>you to try and figure out the reason. Why do

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<v Speaker 1>you guys do that? Yeah? So a radio show. We

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<v Speaker 1>do a radio show. It's on every morning. You should listen,

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<v Speaker 1>especially since you're couldn't be on it. Yeah. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>recently a guy reached out to us about you. His

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<v Speaker 1>name is Andrew or maybe he introduced himself as farmer Andy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how what he called himself, but you

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<v Speaker 1>met him at a farmer's market. He's a strawberry guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So Andrew told us a little bit about

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<v Speaker 1>how you guys met. Okay, he said that you were

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<v Speaker 1>looking at the strawberries and he had you taste one

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<v Speaker 1>and then a second one and then then a third. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was cute. It was cute enough. Okay, Well that's good, okay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and then after that he told us that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>walked around a little bit and he told you about

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<v Speaker 1>the produce there, said stay away from baby asparagus. Apparently

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<v Speaker 1>that was probably the highlight, was learning about baby asparagus ripoff.

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<v Speaker 1>So oh, that's the highlight. Because he told us you

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<v Speaker 1>had a psychic reading after that where you had a

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<v Speaker 1>very good prediction. I mean he paid five bucks for

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<v Speaker 1>tarot cards. I heard. Yeah, I guess he did. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you like against psychic readings and he didn't know it anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you know, I'm not against psychic readings.

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<v Speaker 1>I just do you really want to know? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>really don't want to embarrass him, like no, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really want to know. I don't want to know, But

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew really cares about this and he would love to

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<v Speaker 1>know the reason why because he feels like you guys connected,

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<v Speaker 1>and he listens to our show, so he knows that

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<v Speaker 1>people get embarrassed during this segment all the time. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like the waiver you have to sign

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<v Speaker 1>before you call us. All right, So between the all

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<v Speaker 1>of his strawberries tasting the same and the tarot cards,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just a little too like perfect, to the

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<v Speaker 1>point where I was like, something doesn't smell right and

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the baby asparagus, Like yeah. So I went

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<v Speaker 1>back to the tarot card lady when Andy went back

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<v Speaker 1>to work, and I asked her if she knew Andy.

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<v Speaker 1>She said yes, because she's there every weekend with him.

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<v Speaker 1>And basically I flipped her twenty bucks to tell me

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<v Speaker 1>the truth about whether or not her reading was accurate,

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<v Speaker 1>the reading where she said you'd meet the love of

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<v Speaker 1>your life that day exactly, and so I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>if she was just doing Andy a solid or if

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<v Speaker 1>she actually found that in the cards, because that would

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<v Speaker 1>have been significant. Okay, what'd she say? Turns out that

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<v Speaker 1>Andy gives her a little tip off every week by

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<v Speaker 1>giving her fresh produce, and if she ever brings somebody over,

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<v Speaker 1>she'll give a positive reading. No, I called that. Why

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<v Speaker 1>is that so bad? I mean, yeah, he tries it

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<v Speaker 1>on other girls, but he's still single. It's still a

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<v Speaker 1>cute move. I don't know. Well, now it's not authentic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but you were honestly going to make the decision on

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<v Speaker 1>whether or not to datam based on this tarot card reading,

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<v Speaker 1>like he was trying to construct this relationship and it

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<v Speaker 1>just felt really dishonest. Okay, insincere, Yeah, ince hearing it

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<v Speaker 1>just left a real bad taste in my out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know, is that bad? I would still

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<v Speaker 1>give him a chance, like give him a one date chance,

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<v Speaker 1>because maybe that's just how he uses tries to get

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<v Speaker 1>a date. He did never even go on a date

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<v Speaker 1>with us. It's his finishing move. If you guys connected

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<v Speaker 1>before all of that, Is that really enough to completely

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<v Speaker 1>write him off? I asked the terrapart lady how many

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<v Speaker 1>times he's done this? Okay, five, tell me five, and

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<v Speaker 1>it hasn't worked yet. That's the dumb party. It keeps

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<v Speaker 1>paying for it does work, and he uses the girls,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't think so well, I don't know. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>find out how often it actually works. Andy, Andy you there, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>guys opened here. Oh my god, yeah, we forgot to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this, Michelle. But Andrew's been on the line

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<v Speaker 1>listening and he heard everything that you said. Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>another setup? Yeah right, that that's like, you know, she's

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<v Speaker 1>an alcoholic and I wouldn't. Oh my god, she's an alcoholic. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about Michelle. You're talking about the psychic.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, the psychic. Okay, well I'm telling Michelle. I'm saying, Michelle,

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<v Speaker 1>look that psychic is an alcoholic and can't be trusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't double down. Just tell me why you would do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, I did it, but I only did

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<v Speaker 1>it because you know, I really liked you and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to spend more time with you outside of work,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I wasn't sure if you'd want to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out. Yeah, but your reaction is to throw your

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<v Speaker 1>friends under the bus and tell me that she's an alcoholic. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty sure you're also going to be a terrible

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<v Speaker 1>friend in addition to being a terrible lying boyfriend. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know we know each other. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>say we're good friends. It's kind of a beneficial arrangement.

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<v Speaker 1>She gets free strawberries and she could turn them into

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<v Speaker 1>moonshine a parting to you, right, I mean it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I mean, you know, I know mostews so

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<v Speaker 1>and she just really shouldn't have run her mouth like that, mathuselah.

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<v Speaker 1>So the fact that you got caught is why she

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have run her mouth like that, got it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the free produce is over, that's for sure. Andrew, I

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<v Speaker 1>was sticking up for you. Why didn't you just come

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<v Speaker 1>back and say, man, you know what, it is a

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<v Speaker 1>terrible scheme, but it was the way I needed to

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<v Speaker 1>meet you, or so, you know, just be honest for

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<v Speaker 1>a second. Listen, guys, you don't know how hard it

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<v Speaker 1>is to meet women when you work on a farm,

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<v Speaker 1>your way out there in the country around you. Guys

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<v Speaker 1>need a layoff. I mean, I sympathize with you, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>You work with a bunch of animals. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>weird stuff can happen out there, desperate for love. It's

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<v Speaker 1>an all produced farm. Actually, well, whatever you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do with your produce is your own business. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying, why don't you try being honest with Michelle,

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<v Speaker 1>talk to her about how you felt about her, rather

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<v Speaker 1>than bagging on the psychic Andy, be honest with me

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<v Speaker 1>now We're never dude, talk to me. Come on, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>from the heart, from the artichoke Hart, Let's go. I

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<v Speaker 1>will say. The one thing you have working for you, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>is that Michelle. At least he took this much work

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<v Speaker 1>in calling us just to get you on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>That has to mean something, does it, though? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like the fact that he didn't tell you in advance

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<v Speaker 1>that it was a scheme. He needed me to tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that. I mean, it wasn't a scheme so much.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like a cute It's like a cute little thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. It's like Andy, you will not have any

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<v Speaker 1>problems trying to pull the wool over somebody else's eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have a hard time meeting girls because you're

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<v Speaker 1>at the market every week. Well hold on, Michelle, before

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<v Speaker 1>you start pulling wool all over the place, let me

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<v Speaker 1>just ask you one thing. Would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with Andy one more time? We will pay for

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<v Speaker 1>a second date for Well hold on, let me finish

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<v Speaker 1>my sentence, we'll pay for it. Let me think about it. No, Wow, Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, dude, that's okay. I mean, hey, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of girls like strawberries. I'll be all right, that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, there's probably some listeners out there that

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<v Speaker 1>would love to taste your berries. So text into seven

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<v Speaker 1>to eighty five to nine two. If you're a berry queen,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Andy? That is

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<v Speaker 1>a title. Hey, guys, I appreciate it, but I really

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<v Speaker 1>don't need your help this one. And I we've got this.

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<v Speaker 1>A good luck Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.