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Speaker 1: out Andrew. What's up? Hey, guys? Oh you said like

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Speaker 1: What do you like about Michelle? I mean she's super cute, man,

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Speaker 1: How do you know that? Where did you meet her? So?

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Speaker 1: So she was checking out the strawberries, and you know,

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Speaker 1: You have a moment to talk with us. Uh, what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about Michelle. You're talking about the psychic.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, the psychic. Okay, well I'm telling Michelle. I'm saying, Michelle,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you're also going to be a terrible

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Speaker 1: say we're good friends. It's kind of a beneficial arrangement.

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Speaker 1: moonshine a parting to you, right, I mean it's not

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Speaker 1: just saying, why don't you try being honest with Michelle,

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Speaker 1: now We're never dude, talk to me. Come on, Andy,

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Speaker 1: from the heart, from the artichoke Hart, Let's go. I

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Speaker 1: It's just like a cute It's like a cute little thing,

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Speaker 1: you know. It's like Andy, you will not have any

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Speaker 1: at the market every week. Well hold on, Michelle, before

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Speaker 1: a second date for Well hold on, let me finish

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Speaker 1: my sentence, we'll pay for it. Let me think about it. No, Wow, Andy,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, dude, that's okay. I mean, hey, there's a

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Speaker 1: to eighty five to nine two. If you're a berry queen,

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Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Andy? That is

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Speaker 1: a title. Hey, guys, I appreciate it, but I really

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Speaker 1: don't need your help this one. And I we've got this.

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Speaker 1: A good luck Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.