Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tory spelling an iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm a napa right now, I'm a napa.
Speaker 1: Oh I love Napa.
Speaker 3: So I should go back to where this all began.
Speaker 3: I got invited to basically host Country in the Vineyard
Speaker 3: one night, flying up and getting to stay at Carnera's
Speaker 3: resort and spa, which I've always wanted to stay. So
Speaker 3: I was super excited. And basically I could have had
Speaker 3: two nights up here, which would have been a lovely
Speaker 3: getaway slash break slash.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: But I had planned to get my teeth done. So
Speaker 3: if you hear a lisp, then I have to call
Speaker 3: it out right now, I'm lisping because I am getting veneers.
Speaker 3: So my best friend since I was fifteen, doctor Kevin
Speaker 3: Sand's world renowned dentist, been best friends. We were roommates
Speaker 3: while he was in dental school. I was doing Nino
Speaker 3: two and oh like, we grew up together and now
Speaker 3: he's this uber dentist. He has offices in Beverly Hills
Speaker 3: in Dubai, and he does all the Kardashians, literally everybody,
Speaker 3: like any star that has a great smile, He's done it. Basically,
Speaker 3: anyway my teeth. I used to have great teeth, not
Speaker 3: gonna lie. I had braces. Men didn't wear my retainers,
Speaker 3: so I had one like lower like snagl tooth. But
Speaker 3: I had great teeth. I lived with a dentist. He
Speaker 3: was always whitening my teeth. If you look back at
Speaker 3: nine o two and oh, Donna is always smiling like
Speaker 3: really big, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, look at those teeth.
Speaker 3: Well, if any of my fans know now, or friends
Speaker 3: or family, I do not smile anymore. And people always
Speaker 3: say in comments like on my Instagram like smile, Like
Speaker 3: why don't you smile? Well, the truth is I let my.
Speaker 1: Teeth go to shit.
Speaker 2: Like literally used to take care.
Speaker 3: Of my teeth. Stop taking care of my teeth. A
Speaker 3: little bit of a fear of the dentist, not gonna lie,
Speaker 3: not gonna lie. And then you know, I got married,
Speaker 3: I had five kids. They became important. It's one of
Speaker 3: those things like when you have kids, you stopped, you know,
Speaker 3: going to get your eyebrows waxed and tweezed. You stop
Speaker 3: doing things for yourself. Stop getting fake. I haven't had
Speaker 3: it facial in eighteen years. You know, you just stop
Speaker 3: doing those little like self care things, well, at least
Speaker 3: me as a mom, I did, and my teeth were
Speaker 3: my last priority, which sucks. I mean, I was really
Speaker 3: proud that I never had one cavity before I was forty.
Speaker 3: Now it's a mess in there. But anyway, my teeth
Speaker 3: are like chipped. Yeah, thank you Jason Priestley.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have a chipped front.
Speaker 3: Tooth from making out with Jason Priestley in an elevator
Speaker 3: and chip my front tooth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3: I mean, this is way before he was married. You guys,
Speaker 3: this is like, you know, summer fling. I was shooting
Speaker 3: a TV movie in Vancouver. He was directing a movie
Speaker 3: or a TV show in Vancouver, and yeah, we had
Speaker 3: a fun summer. Nothing that hasn't been said before in
Speaker 3: the press.
Speaker 1: Tooth part hasn't been said up the press. This is
Speaker 1: news to me.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that I've hooked up with him.
Speaker 1: How did he chip your tooth just kissing you? Did
Speaker 1: you like hit it hard with his tongue?
Speaker 2: I don't understand with his tongue.
Speaker 3: No, have you never been kissing a guy and you
Speaker 3: get like aggressive kiss in your teeth hit each other's teeth.
Speaker 1: Not with such impact that that it chips.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess I have brittle teeth. I don't know
Speaker 3: that that would make sense. That would be my luck.
Speaker 3: But no, it's happened since him. So I had one
Speaker 3: that was.
Speaker 1: Always had happened again with it.
Speaker 3: Well no, Well we know Jenny has basically like lockjaw
Speaker 3: because they're aggressive kissing on the show as Kelly and Brandon.
Speaker 3: So you know, she says she has TMJ because of
Speaker 3: him and a clicking jaw. And at Steel City Con
Speaker 3: he literally we talked about this on the panel and
Speaker 3: she told him that and he was like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I broke your face like her broken. I'm
Speaker 3: sorry I broke your mouth.
Speaker 1: No, he said he broke her face.
Speaker 3: Is that what he said?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jenny, he broke your face too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He's a good but aggressive kisser. So there you go.
Speaker 3: So I always had to have bonding on my tooth
Speaker 3: because I had this chip tooth.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, bad teeth need to get them redone and
Speaker 3: as you get older, your teeth kind of shrink like
Speaker 3: your mouth shrinks. So whatever, my teeth have been horrible.
Speaker 3: I don't smile anymore. It's a big part of your
Speaker 3: confidence is your smile, and when you don't have that,
Speaker 3: like I always put my hand up when I laugh,
Speaker 3: like I just hate my smile. So my best friend,
Speaker 3: for my fiftieth birthday, yes I realized that was almost
Speaker 3: a year ago, gave me this. He said, I'm going
Speaker 3: to redo your teeth and we're going in and we're
Speaker 3: going to do them all. And I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I don't want I never wanted to be that girl
Speaker 3: with veneers. I don't know why, like you know, they
Speaker 3: shave your teeth down, and then like anyway, yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: I can't part with anything in storage, like I didn't
Speaker 3: want to part with my original teeth, but that's okay anyway.
Speaker 3: So he was like, I'm going to do your teeth.
Speaker 3: We finally set up a time and he's so booked out,
Speaker 3: like years in advance, that the only day he could
Speaker 3: do it is the day that I was going to
Speaker 3: go to NAPA. So I literally went and got my
Speaker 3: teeth done and I said, wait, wait, wait, I'm introducing
Speaker 3: Sarah Evans.
Speaker 2: This is a big deal.
Speaker 1: Like there's going to be a lot of people.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be okay to speak right, And then I'm
Speaker 3: doing my podcast after and I'm interviewing Sarah Evans. I
Speaker 3: have to be able to speak, and he's like, you'll
Speaker 3: be fine. You'll have temporaries in so temporaries. I don't
Speaker 3: know if you know, but when you get Veneers, they
Speaker 3: have to take down your teeth. They put on temporaries
Speaker 3: that are like gluten basically like high end plastic dentures
Speaker 3: top and bottom, so it's like one piece on the top,
Speaker 3: one piece on the bottom, and then they craft your
Speaker 3: teeth and I'll get my real teeth in two weeks.
Speaker 1: I'll go back and.
Speaker 3: Get the permanent ones, and I'll have my Veneers and
Speaker 3: I'll have my life changing smile because I feel like
Speaker 3: this is really going to change my life, even just
Speaker 3: having these. Right now, look, I'm smiling, but I don't
Speaker 3: know how to smile. I forgot how to smile, So
Speaker 3: I'm going to have to relearn how to smile because
Speaker 3: I don't know. I've just always smiled like this and
Speaker 3: everyone says, why do you turn to the side.
Speaker 2: I turned to the side.
Speaker 3: Well, one because I like the side better and it's
Speaker 3: like a nose thing, but also because I don't have
Speaker 3: a smile. But now I'm going to be like smiling.
Speaker 3: See I have to learn. I'll get better at this.
Speaker 3: But anyway, he said it would be fine. It was
Speaker 3: a long process to get all my teeth fixed an
Speaker 3: entire day, and he booked out the day and I
Speaker 3: did it, and then they sedate you while you do it, which.
Speaker 2: I wasn't mad at that. I was like, ooh, I
Speaker 2: get a little nap in.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: But then the next day, Ruth Anne and I had
Speaker 3: to fly to Napa so I could come host this.
Speaker 3: And I woke up and I started speaking, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh boy, oh no, Like I couldn't tell
Speaker 3: the night before when I came home because numbing medicine,
Speaker 3: I just couldn't feel anything. So I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm fine. But the next morning the numbing had wore
Speaker 3: off and I have this list, so that happened, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know what to do. So either
Speaker 3: I'm prepared to get on stage and tell like hundreds
Speaker 3: of people that I have temporary teeth in right now,
Speaker 3: or they're just gonna think I'm drunk. I don't know
Speaker 3: which is a better way to go, So I don't know. Anyway,
Speaker 3: we flew out here on JSX, which is basically like
Speaker 3: a private plane, a shared plan private plane, a shared
Speaker 3: private plane. I felt good about it because I was
Speaker 3: just on Channon and Chris's private plane, and now JSX
Speaker 3: and I might have to just partially share private planes.
Speaker 3: So if anyone has a private plane, I'm only going
Speaker 3: that route. Now imagine that would be nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, I support that.
Speaker 3: Okay, slide into my DMS. If you have a private plane.
Speaker 1: You should also mention that you can't eat most things.
Speaker 1: Oh was when we were on the plane and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, you said you had me eatn And
Speaker 1: I said, well, why don't you get some chips or nuts?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that was Sorry, I'm going to go backwards.
Speaker 3: When I woke up from anesthesia, I was loopy. My
Speaker 3: friend Carly picked me up and I was like, whoa,
Speaker 3: I wasn't okay, I was very loopy. But the anesesiologist,
Speaker 3: doctor Rad said, just so you know, while you have
Speaker 3: these in you can't eat anything hard. So soft stuff
Speaker 3: like smoothies, yogurt, pasta, nuts, no chips, no apples, no,
Speaker 3: they will pop out.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, wait for how long?
Speaker 3: And he's like till you get your permanence in I
Speaker 3: was like for two weeks and he was like yeah,
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh wait, well I'm going to nap,
Speaker 3: but tomorrow and that's wine tasting country, Like, uh, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go wine tasting and he's like okay, And I
Speaker 3: was like red wine and he's like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: you will stain these. You will totally stay them, and
Speaker 3: you will not be able to smile at all. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, no, where there's a will,
Speaker 3: there's a way. So I was like, okay, I have
Speaker 3: to find a way to either funnel the red wine down.
Speaker 1: My throat or drink it with a straw.
Speaker 3: But if you drink it with a straw, I'm still
Speaker 3: fearful it'll like get back there. I think we just
Speaker 3: because we're going to do a wine tasting right after
Speaker 3: this podcast, so I'm going to hurry up here because
Speaker 3: I gotta go.
Speaker 2: But I would prefer to have.
Speaker 3: A funnel down my throat and have you just literally
Speaker 3: pour the wine tastings down my throat.
Speaker 1: I can do that, okay, you know, I'm I'm here
Speaker 1: for your toy. Whatever.
Speaker 2: I will be discarding any into the is it a spittoon.
Speaker 1: Is that what they call No, I'm not sure that
Speaker 1: was called in the Old West. They called them.
Speaker 3: When you're at it tasting and a winery if you
Speaker 3: ever go to one. I believe I haven't been to
Speaker 3: one in so long that they you're supposed to sip
Speaker 3: on the wine and you're like, hmm, do I like
Speaker 3: this one? If you don't like it, you discard of it,
Speaker 3: which I don't believe in that. I don't believe in
Speaker 3: discarding wine. I believe ingesting wine is the only way
Speaker 3: to go.
Speaker 1: So so wine guzzling instead of wine tasting.
Speaker 2: You can just call me a wine guzzler.
Speaker 1: No wine funneling.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with guzzling because, yeah, which reminds me
Speaker 3: of the last time I was in Napa. What you
Speaker 3: do when you come to Napa is you do wine tastings, right,
Speaker 3: and it's a foody experience and it's amazing.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful here.
Speaker 3: And the last time I was in Napa, which was
Speaker 3: three years ago, I got my nipples purised.
Speaker 1: That was two to three years ago.
Speaker 2: Three years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that was many more years ago when
Speaker 1: you told us that, like maybe you.
Speaker 2: Were now eighteen oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Oh. That gives the whole different spin on that.
Speaker 2: Story, because that makes perfect sense.
Speaker 3: I came to NAPA and got my nipples pierced, like
Speaker 3: says no one ever at forty eight or forty seven.
Speaker 2: Yep, I did. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was with a few friends and one of them
Speaker 3: got a nipple piercing with me. I believe in cemetery,
Speaker 3: so I did both. She only did one. But yeah,
Speaker 3: we were doing all these wine tastings. We're like, this
Speaker 3: is so fun. We have to catch our a flight home.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I want to do. We should get Here's
Speaker 2: how it started.
Speaker 3: We should get a tattoo or a piercing, okay, and
Speaker 3: the girls are all drunk. We're all like, yeah, that
Speaker 3: sounds great, sounds like a good idea. And then I
Speaker 3: proceeded to yelp tattoo piercing places and we found one.
Speaker 3: It was in a gas station and that sounds sanitary,
Speaker 3: that looks us so I prompt left there and we
Speaker 3: drove to Petaluma, which is right in the vicinity.
Speaker 2: There's my slur.
Speaker 1: That's a slur, not a list.
Speaker 3: That's that's from my mimosa. That is not from my
Speaker 3: teeth lisp. Yeah, and we walked in and by the
Speaker 3: time we got there, it had gone from like oh
Speaker 3: we can get like matching tattoos, like oh, let's get
Speaker 3: a piercing too, Let's get.
Speaker 1: Our nipples in a gas station.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I did not go to that one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it looks sus So.
Speaker 3: I found another one that was down a back alley
Speaker 3: and we went there and the guy was very nice.
Speaker 3: I got my nipples pearist and.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was nice. He was getting to see
Speaker 1: Tory Spelling's nipples.
Speaker 2: I know they're big, but they're good.
Speaker 3: Anyway, had that done, and I was really sad because
Speaker 3: when I had my boobs redone a year and a
Speaker 3: half ago or two years ago, they made me take
Speaker 3: them out and then they closed up.
Speaker 2: So I was like, wouldn't it be funny.
Speaker 3: If here and NAPA again, I got my nipples re pierisd.
Speaker 1: So that's what we're doing today. Kidding.
Speaker 2: Ham's like, no, you don't have time. You have to
Speaker 2: get to the airport.
Speaker 1: And is like, that's not on the itinerary.
Speaker 3: Imagine, well, no, I don't want to do it alone.
Speaker 3: If you're not going to pierce your nipple. No, I
Speaker 3: don't even have my ears pierced. What No, ever, no, never.
Speaker 1: That's one thing my parents didn't have to worry about
Speaker 1: was intravenous drug use. Because I'm so terrified of needles.
Speaker 1: I won't even get my ears pierced. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: why do you not know that about me?
Speaker 3: I didn't get my ears pierced til I was forty,
Speaker 3: but really, yeah, and then seven years later you ran
Speaker 3: and got your nipples pierced.
Speaker 1: That's a big leap.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: I got many piercings in between, so once you started,
Speaker 3: it was like, oh my god, well, yeah, my mom
Speaker 3: does not have her ear spearis. Her mom did not
Speaker 3: have her earsparis when I was little and I asked
Speaker 3: for it. My mom was like, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: You know when you're eighteen if you want to, but
Speaker 3: I don't want you to till then. And she always
Speaker 3: would show me her beautiful, big diamond earrings and she
Speaker 3: I guess when you tell a five year old this,
Speaker 3: they think different. She's like, you won't be able to
Speaker 3: wear these if you get your ears pears, and I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, that makes sense. But they were clip ons,
Speaker 3: so I could have worn them anyway.
Speaker 1: But I need to know what happened between when you
Speaker 1: turned eighteen and you were then lowed to go okay.
Speaker 3: When I turned eighteen, So any earrings you ever saw
Speaker 3: me wear on Nino Twoino were clip ons, which clip
Speaker 3: ons have evolved, but back in the nineties they didn't
Speaker 3: look so good anyway, I decided I didn't want to.
Speaker 3: So after eighteen, I was just like, eh, I'm not
Speaker 3: into earrings. I just didn't want to get my ears pierced.
Speaker 3: And then I said, if I ever have a daughter,
Speaker 3: I'll wait till she wants to, when she's ready, and
Speaker 3: I'll do it with her. And so when Stella was ready,
Speaker 3: because she's my first daughter and Hattie does not want
Speaker 3: her ears pierced yet, Stella and I got her ears
Speaker 3: pierced together, and I was forty. I did just let
Speaker 3: her get her belly button pearis. So yeah, I believe
Speaker 3: in letting my kids express themselves, you know, in moderation,
Speaker 3: like let's get it done now so later they're not like, ah,
Speaker 3: my friend just thought I was having a midlife crisis.
Speaker 3: She thought that when I had my Paris four years
Speaker 3: before that. I love that Parson.
Speaker 1: Believe it or not, it's called a Christina.
Speaker 3: I had a Christina. It is called that.
Speaker 1: That is it?
Speaker 3: Okay, So let me bring this back around. We get
Speaker 3: to NAPA.
Speaker 1: We're here.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's like mad dash.
Speaker 1: Get ready.
Speaker 2: I broke out my cowboy boots that I.
Speaker 3: Found in storage. See everything ties back around. So those
Speaker 3: storage lockers we saved. Oh update, I have all my
Speaker 3: storage lockers now and we've cleaned them all out and
Speaker 3: we're down to one.
Speaker 1: Have one. That's progress.
Speaker 3: So anyway, we get ready, leave the hotel, head over
Speaker 3: to the venue Uptown theater beautiful and there's people waiting
Speaker 3: in line and they're so excited to go in. And
Speaker 3: I go into the back entrance, go up to the
Speaker 3: green room and I have my speech on cards. Speech
Speaker 3: it was being dramatic. It was like introductions to the performers.
Speaker 3: And I started to rehearse them and.
Speaker 1: I was lisping so bad, like you are now like
Speaker 1: I am?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it kind of cute? The lisp?
Speaker 1: Kind of really?
Speaker 2: Should I keep it? So my cards it was like
Speaker 2: the first three words I.
Speaker 3: Couldn't even say, and Hannah had to rewrite it. Basically,
Speaker 3: Sarah Evans is a celebrated musician.
Speaker 1: Couldn't do it?
Speaker 2: See can't do it now.
Speaker 1: Sally sells seashells Way to Sea Shore. By the way,
Speaker 1: you were phenomenal and it made everybody think you should
Speaker 1: have a live stage show when you came out there
Speaker 1: and did your thing and announced Sarah Evans really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or I could just be like the next Rand Seacrest.
Speaker 1: That too, okay with boobs with.
Speaker 3: Pierced boobs, re pierced. We got to get them re
Speaker 3: piers because.
Speaker 1: I winasting today. Let's find that that garage or gas
Speaker 1: station and go.
Speaker 3: I just might anyway. Yes, that was very fun. Introduced
Speaker 3: Sarah Evans, who was amazing. I had never met her before,
Speaker 3: and jokingly, when I left the stage, I was like,
Speaker 3: and soon to be my new best friend. Well, little
Speaker 3: did I know where the night would take me, because well,
Speaker 3: Sarah Evans is my new best friend. After her performance,
Speaker 3: we did my podcast and I'm so grateful she was
Speaker 3: on my podcast, and we did it across the street
Speaker 3: in a church, and I was nervous because my podcast
Speaker 3: is not the cleanest and I felt bad swearing or
Speaker 3: doing anything in a church.
Speaker 1: Felt Jewish guilt church I did.
Speaker 2: I felt Jewish guilt.
Speaker 3: Nice Jewish girl, but I knew, like I knew what
Speaker 3: I was doing because Donna Martin was it. Yeah, church
Speaker 3: going girl. Anyway, we had a lovely interview and I
Speaker 3: had to tell her write off, sorry about my list
Speaker 3: by on my teeth done, get it out of the way.
Speaker 3: I'm not drunk. But yeah, She's so fun and we
Speaker 3: had so much in common, and that was the highlight.
Speaker 3: Like later that night getting a text from Sarah Evans saying,
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, now we are best friends in real life,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I love you, Sarah Evans.
Speaker 3: I told her this on the podcast. I just like
Speaker 3: saying her whole name. When people have really good names,
Speaker 3: you just like to say the whole name. So I
Speaker 3: just kept calling her Sarah Evans.
Speaker 1: You guys were hilarious together. We were very funny, really
Speaker 1: really funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot stories.
Speaker 1: I love how you kept asking her to have her
Speaker 1: marriage counselor who set her up with her husband, oddly
Speaker 1: on my dad that maybe you could be introduced to
Speaker 1: the marriage counselor not for marriage counseling, but to potentially
Speaker 1: set you up with your next mate.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean she and her husband, Jay met
Speaker 3: through a marriage counselor she had for a previous marriage,
Speaker 3: so I was like, wow, that's a story. So yeah,
Speaker 3: I was like, well, you know, maybe he I'll go
Speaker 3: to him for counseling. First, Well, no, I'm no longer
Speaker 3: in a marriage, will he see me? Yeah, you could
Speaker 3: use some counseling, Yeah the way for sure. Either way,
Speaker 3: I could use some therapy. And then she said she
Speaker 3: could set me up with Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 1: I love that idea.
Speaker 3: I also introduced low Cash who They were.
Speaker 2: Phenomenal, amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: And total huge fans of Chris Preston and Chris.
Speaker 3: So I was rehearsing my intro for them, praying I
Speaker 3: wouldn't lisp and lo and behold, Preston is standing right
Speaker 3: behind me, and I was so embarrassed. But luckily he
Speaker 3: didn't care because he was like, oh my god, you
Speaker 3: have no idea my teenage self, like, my teenage rush
Speaker 3: is right here and my wife's right here. So so
Speaker 3: it was okay.
Speaker 2: They were lovely.
Speaker 1: What they wanted was you stick around so that you
Speaker 1: could come out and sing the last song with them.
Speaker 3: They wanted me to come out and sing with them
Speaker 3: on stage, which I said, I'm so sorry, but I
Speaker 3: have a lisp, and I'm really not drunk enough to
Speaker 3: get out there and do that. Right now, I think
Speaker 3: maybe you should go on the road with them, and
Speaker 3: I will go on the road.
Speaker 1: You can intro them.
Speaker 2: And so my whole thing.
Speaker 3: Is like, I never dated a musician. I was married
Speaker 3: for eighteen years, so I thought, Okay, you know, I'll
Speaker 3: never date a musician, Like that's just going to be
Speaker 3: something I will never know that life. But I am
Speaker 3: now no longer married, so that opportunity still exists. So
Speaker 3: I think I should start by being like a roadie, rupee.
Speaker 3: I want to be a groupie.
Speaker 1: Roopye more than yeah roady, and that you'd have to play.
Speaker 3: Oh, I have to lift stuff if I'm a roadie. Oh,
Speaker 3: I don't want to be a roadie. I don't lift
Speaker 3: heavy things. I'm going to be a groupie, a low
Speaker 3: cash groupie, A low cash groupie.
Speaker 1: They said you killed it, which you did.
Speaker 2: Wow, they're overly generous.
Speaker 1: And you have video of that.
Speaker 2: We do so, yeah, we ended the night on a high. Oh,
Speaker 2: we got to get out of here. We gotta leave.
Speaker 3: We've got to a wine tasting and we're gonna repierce
Speaker 3: my nipples. Win a Napa