WEBVTT - Mis-Adventures 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:12.879 Misspelling with Tory spelling an iHeartRadio podcast. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:19.599 Okay, I'm a napa right now, I'm a napa. 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:21.640 Oh I love Napa. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:24.320 So I should go back to where this all began. 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:30.360 I got invited to basically host Country in the Vineyard 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:34.120 one night, flying up and getting to stay at Carnera's 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:37.680 resort and spa, which I've always wanted to stay. So 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:41.120 I was super excited. And basically I could have had 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.959 two nights up here, which would have been a lovely 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:46.880 getaway slash break slash. 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:47.360 Oh my gosh. 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:52.080 But I had planned to get my teeth done. So 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:53.840 if you hear a lisp, then I have to call 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:59.639 it out right now, I'm lisping because I am getting veneers. 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.720 So my best friend since I was fifteen, doctor Kevin 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:09.920 Sand's world renowned dentist, been best friends. We were roommates 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:13.040 while he was in dental school. I was doing Nino 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:16.360 two and oh like, we grew up together and now 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:21.440 he's this uber dentist. He has offices in Beverly Hills 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:27.640 in Dubai, and he does all the Kardashians, literally everybody, 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:31.400 like any star that has a great smile, He's done it. Basically, 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:34.880 anyway my teeth. I used to have great teeth, not 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:38.880 gonna lie. I had braces. Men didn't wear my retainers, 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:41.360 so I had one like lower like snagl tooth. But 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.319 I had great teeth. I lived with a dentist. He 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:47.120 was always whitening my teeth. If you look back at 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:50.640 nine o two and oh, Donna is always smiling like 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:51.960 really big, and I'm. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.440 Like, oh, look at those teeth. 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:57.160 Well, if any of my fans know now, or friends 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.320 or family, I do not smile anymore. And people always 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:03.960 say in comments like on my Instagram like smile, Like 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:07.360 why don't you smile? Well, the truth is I let my. 0:02:07.240 --> 0:02:08.080 Teeth go to shit. 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:11.440 Like literally used to take care. 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:13.440 Of my teeth. Stop taking care of my teeth. A 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.799 little bit of a fear of the dentist, not gonna lie, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:19.040 not gonna lie. And then you know, I got married, 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:22.480 I had five kids. They became important. It's one of 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:24.920 those things like when you have kids, you stopped, you know, 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:28.520 going to get your eyebrows waxed and tweezed. You stop 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.320 doing things for yourself. Stop getting fake. I haven't had 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:34.120 it facial in eighteen years. You know, you just stop 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:36.960 doing those little like self care things, well, at least 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:40.320 me as a mom, I did, and my teeth were 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:43.920 my last priority, which sucks. I mean, I was really 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.720 proud that I never had one cavity before I was forty. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:50.400 Now it's a mess in there. But anyway, my teeth 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:54.639 are like chipped. Yeah, thank you Jason Priestley. 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:57.320 Yeah. I have a chipped front. 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.959 Tooth from making out with Jason Priestley in an elevator 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:01.480 and chip my front tooth. 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:03.600 Yeah, that's amazing. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:07.360 I mean, this is way before he was married. You guys, 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:11.320 this is like, you know, summer fling. I was shooting 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:16.480 a TV movie in Vancouver. He was directing a movie 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:19.600 or a TV show in Vancouver, and yeah, we had 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:22.800 a fun summer. Nothing that hasn't been said before in 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:23.239 the press. 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:25.680 Tooth part hasn't been said up the press. This is 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:26.280 news to me. 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.440 Oh no, that I've hooked up with him. 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:33.799 How did he chip your tooth just kissing you? Did 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:36.240 you like hit it hard with his tongue? 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:39.200 I don't understand with his tongue. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.400 No, have you never been kissing a guy and you 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:47.000 get like aggressive kiss in your teeth hit each other's teeth. 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:49.240 Not with such impact that that it chips. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:51.120 Well, I guess I have brittle teeth. I don't know 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.480 that that would make sense. That would be my luck. 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:57.280 But no, it's happened since him. So I had one 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:57.720 that was. 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.520 Always had happened again with it. 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:06.320 Well no, Well we know Jenny has basically like lockjaw 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:10.000 because they're aggressive kissing on the show as Kelly and Brandon. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:14.720 So you know, she says she has TMJ because of 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:19.280 him and a clicking jaw. And at Steel City Con 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.760 he literally we talked about this on the panel and 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.359 she told him that and he was like, I'm sorry. 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:28.360 I'm sorry I broke your face like her broken. I'm 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:29.359 sorry I broke your mouth. 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:31.840 No, he said he broke her face. 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:32.480 Is that what he said? 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:34.560 I'm sorry, Jenny, he broke your face too. 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:36.200 Yeah. 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:39.359 He's a good but aggressive kisser. So there you go. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:42.520 So I always had to have bonding on my tooth 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:44.000 because I had this chip tooth. 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:44.960 Yeah. 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:48.800 So anyway, bad teeth need to get them redone and 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:51.280 as you get older, your teeth kind of shrink like 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:55.240 your mouth shrinks. So whatever, my teeth have been horrible. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:58.480 I don't smile anymore. It's a big part of your 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.880 confidence is your smile, and when you don't have that, 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.720 like I always put my hand up when I laugh, 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:07.159 like I just hate my smile. So my best friend, 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.640 for my fiftieth birthday, yes I realized that was almost 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:14.200 a year ago, gave me this. He said, I'm going 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.719 to redo your teeth and we're going in and we're 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.440 going to do them all. And I'm like, oh my god, 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.279 I don't want I never wanted to be that girl 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.320 with veneers. I don't know why, like you know, they 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:28.400 shave your teeth down, and then like anyway, yeah, you know, 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:30.840 I can't part with anything in storage, like I didn't 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:36.159 want to part with my original teeth, but that's okay anyway. 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:38.719 So he was like, I'm going to do your teeth. 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:42.640 We finally set up a time and he's so booked out, 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.120 like years in advance, that the only day he could 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:47.560 do it is the day that I was going to 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:51.640 go to NAPA. So I literally went and got my 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:55.200 teeth done and I said, wait, wait, wait, I'm introducing 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:56.120 Sarah Evans. 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:58.000 This is a big deal. 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.440 Like there's going to be a lot of people. 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.279 I'm gonna be okay to speak right, And then I'm 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:07.359 doing my podcast after and I'm interviewing Sarah Evans. I 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.240 have to be able to speak, and he's like, you'll 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:12.960 be fine. You'll have temporaries in so temporaries. I don't 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:15.400 know if you know, but when you get Veneers, they 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:19.520 have to take down your teeth. They put on temporaries 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:24.200 that are like gluten basically like high end plastic dentures 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:27.560 top and bottom, so it's like one piece on the top, 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:31.480 one piece on the bottom, and then they craft your 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:35.559 teeth and I'll get my real teeth in two weeks. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:36.440 I'll go back and. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.599 Get the permanent ones, and I'll have my Veneers and 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:42.039 I'll have my life changing smile because I feel like 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.359 this is really going to change my life, even just 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:47.440 having these. Right now, look, I'm smiling, but I don't 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.359 know how to smile. I forgot how to smile, So 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:52.200 I'm going to have to relearn how to smile because 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:55.720 I don't know. I've just always smiled like this and 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:57.839 everyone says, why do you turn to the side. 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:58.760 I turned to the side. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.640 Well, one because I like the side better and it's 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.200 like a nose thing, but also because I don't have 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:07.120 a smile. But now I'm going to be like smiling. 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:09.960 See I have to learn. I'll get better at this. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:14.600 But anyway, he said it would be fine. It was 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:18.640 a long process to get all my teeth fixed an 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.520 entire day, and he booked out the day and I 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:25.160 did it, and then they sedate you while you do it, which. 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.560 I wasn't mad at that. I was like, ooh, I 0:07:27.600 --> 0:07:28.480 get a little nap in. 0:07:28.760 --> 0:07:29.120 Cool. 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:32.280 But then the next day, Ruth Anne and I had 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:35.560 to fly to Napa so I could come host this. 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:38.760 And I woke up and I started speaking, and I 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.360 was like, oh boy, oh no, Like I couldn't tell 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:44.480 the night before when I came home because numbing medicine, 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:47.760 I just couldn't feel anything. So I was like, okay, 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.680 I'm fine. But the next morning the numbing had wore 0:07:50.720 --> 0:08:01.600 off and I have this list, so that happened, and 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:04.800 I'm like, I don't know what to do. So either 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:09.160 I'm prepared to get on stage and tell like hundreds 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:14.320 of people that I have temporary teeth in right now, 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:17.440 or they're just gonna think I'm drunk. I don't know 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:20.880 which is a better way to go, So I don't know. Anyway, 0:08:21.200 --> 0:08:25.000 we flew out here on JSX, which is basically like 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:27.840 a private plane, a shared plan private plane, a shared 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.400 private plane. I felt good about it because I was 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.800 just on Channon and Chris's private plane, and now JSX 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:37.200 and I might have to just partially share private planes. 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.720 So if anyone has a private plane, I'm only going 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.760 that route. Now imagine that would be nice. 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:44.480 Okay, I support that. 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:57.320 Okay, slide into my DMS. If you have a private plane. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:59.840 You should also mention that you can't eat most things. 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:02.560 Oh was when we were on the plane and I 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.160 was like, oh, you said you had me eatn And 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.320 I said, well, why don't you get some chips or nuts? 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:09.640 Okay, okay, that was Sorry, I'm going to go backwards. 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:13.600 When I woke up from anesthesia, I was loopy. My 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:16.559 friend Carly picked me up and I was like, whoa, 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:21.160 I wasn't okay, I was very loopy. But the anesesiologist, 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.640 doctor Rad said, just so you know, while you have 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:27.840 these in you can't eat anything hard. So soft stuff 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:36.199 like smoothies, yogurt, pasta, nuts, no chips, no apples, no, 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:37.440 they will pop out. 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:40.000 And I'm like, wait for how long? 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:42.800 And he's like till you get your permanence in I 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:45.079 was like for two weeks and he was like yeah, 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:47.360 And I was like, oh wait, well I'm going to nap, 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:50.960 but tomorrow and that's wine tasting country, Like, uh, I'm 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.840 gonna go wine tasting and he's like okay, And I 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:57.280 was like red wine and he's like, no, no, no, no, no, 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:00.400 you will stain these. You will totally stay them, and 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.680 you will not be able to smile at all. And 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:06.040 I was like, oh my god, no, where there's a will, 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.160 there's a way. So I was like, okay, I have 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:12.880 to find a way to either funnel the red wine down. 0:10:12.760 --> 0:10:14.520 My throat or drink it with a straw. 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.120 But if you drink it with a straw, I'm still 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.839 fearful it'll like get back there. I think we just 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.880 because we're going to do a wine tasting right after 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:23.880 this podcast, so I'm going to hurry up here because 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:24.280 I gotta go. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:28.600 But I would prefer to have. 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:33.359 A funnel down my throat and have you just literally 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:36.520 pour the wine tastings down my throat. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.920 I can do that, okay, you know, I'm I'm here 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.400 for your toy. Whatever. 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:45.239 I will be discarding any into the is it a spittoon. 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:47.640 Is that what they call No, I'm not sure that 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:49.720 was called in the Old West. They called them. 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.800 When you're at it tasting and a winery if you 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:58.160 ever go to one. I believe I haven't been to 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:03.600 one in so long that they you're supposed to sip 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:05.840 on the wine and you're like, hmm, do I like 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.240 this one? If you don't like it, you discard of it, 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.280 which I don't believe in that. I don't believe in 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:14.319 discarding wine. I believe ingesting wine is the only way 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:14.560 to go. 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:18.120 So so wine guzzling instead of wine tasting. 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:20.400 You can just call me a wine guzzler. 0:11:20.520 --> 0:11:21.679 No wine funneling. 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:28.000 I'm gonna go with guzzling because, yeah, which reminds me 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:31.760 of the last time I was in Napa. What you 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.679 do when you come to Napa is you do wine tastings, right, 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:37.240 and it's a foody experience and it's amazing. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:38.320 It's beautiful here. 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:41.360 And the last time I was in Napa, which was 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:44.680 three years ago, I got my nipples purised. 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:47.320 That was two to three years ago. 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:47.959 Three years ago. 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:52.240 Yeah, I thought that was many more years ago when 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:53.880 you told us that, like maybe you. 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:56.880 Were now eighteen oh, no, no, no, no, no. 0:11:57.120 --> 0:11:59.480 Oh. That gives the whole different spin on that. 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:02.920 Story, because that makes perfect sense. 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:06.040 I came to NAPA and got my nipples pierced, like 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:10.120 says no one ever at forty eight or forty seven. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.520 Yep, I did. Yeah. 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:17.560 I was with a few friends and one of them 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:22.040 got a nipple piercing with me. I believe in cemetery, 0:12:22.120 --> 0:12:25.240 so I did both. She only did one. But yeah, 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.840 we were doing all these wine tastings. We're like, this 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.360 is so fun. We have to catch our a flight home. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:32.040 And then I was like, you. 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:34.400 Know what I want to do. We should get Here's 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:35.199 how it started. 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:39.679 We should get a tattoo or a piercing, okay, and 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.320 the girls are all drunk. We're all like, yeah, that 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:47.080 sounds great, sounds like a good idea. And then I 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:52.600 proceeded to yelp tattoo piercing places and we found one. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.960 It was in a gas station and that sounds sanitary, 0:12:57.120 --> 0:13:01.760 that looks us so I prompt left there and we 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:05.400 drove to Petaluma, which is right in the vicinity. 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:06.839 There's my slur. 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:08.680 That's a slur, not a list. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:13.120 That's that's from my mimosa. That is not from my 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:20.760 teeth lisp. Yeah, and we walked in and by the 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.120 time we got there, it had gone from like oh 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.440 we can get like matching tattoos, like oh, let's get 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:26.960 a piercing too, Let's get. 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:29.080 Our nipples in a gas station. 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:32.079 No, no, no, I did not go to that one. Yeah, 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:32.880 it looks sus So. 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:35.320 I found another one that was down a back alley 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:39.600 and we went there and the guy was very nice. 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:41.800 I got my nipples pearist and. 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:43.280 I'm sure he was nice. He was getting to see 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:45.040 Tory Spelling's nipples. 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.880 I know they're big, but they're good. 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:54.080 Anyway, had that done, and I was really sad because 0:13:54.120 --> 0:13:57.480 when I had my boobs redone a year and a 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:01.120 half ago or two years ago, they made me take 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:02.760 them out and then they closed up. 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:04.920 So I was like, wouldn't it be funny. 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:08.800 If here and NAPA again, I got my nipples re pierisd. 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:11.520 So that's what we're doing today. Kidding. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:14.199 Ham's like, no, you don't have time. You have to 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:15.359 get to the airport. 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.680 And is like, that's not on the itinerary. 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.320 Imagine, well, no, I don't want to do it alone. 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.400 If you're not going to pierce your nipple. No, I 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:32.240 don't even have my ears pierced. What No, ever, no, never. 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:34.720 That's one thing my parents didn't have to worry about 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:37.920 was intravenous drug use. Because I'm so terrified of needles. 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:41.400 I won't even get my ears pierced. Oh my gosh, 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:42.760 why do you not know that about me? 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:45.040 I didn't get my ears pierced til I was forty, 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:49.040 but really, yeah, and then seven years later you ran 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:50.240 and got your nipples pierced. 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:51.280 That's a big leap. 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.280 No no, no, no, no no no. 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.520 I got many piercings in between, so once you started, 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:01.240 it was like, oh my god, well, yeah, my mom 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.560 does not have her ear spearis. Her mom did not 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:06.600 have her earsparis when I was little and I asked 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.200 for it. My mom was like, no, no, no, no. 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:11.440 You know when you're eighteen if you want to, but 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:16.160 I don't want you to till then. And she always 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.880 would show me her beautiful, big diamond earrings and she 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:21.280 I guess when you tell a five year old this, 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.240 they think different. She's like, you won't be able to 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:26.160 wear these if you get your ears pears, and I 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:29.360 was like, oh, that makes sense. But they were clip ons, 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.479 so I could have worn them anyway. 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:33.800 But I need to know what happened between when you 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:37.560 turned eighteen and you were then lowed to go okay. 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:40.080 When I turned eighteen, So any earrings you ever saw 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:43.520 me wear on Nino Twoino were clip ons, which clip 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.880 ons have evolved, but back in the nineties they didn't 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:49.080 look so good anyway, I decided I didn't want to. 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:52.600 So after eighteen, I was just like, eh, I'm not 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:55.640 into earrings. I just didn't want to get my ears pierced. 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.320 And then I said, if I ever have a daughter, 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:01.640 I'll wait till she wants to, when she's ready, and 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:05.360 I'll do it with her. And so when Stella was ready, 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:07.840 because she's my first daughter and Hattie does not want 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.600 her ears pierced yet, Stella and I got her ears 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.520 pierced together, and I was forty. I did just let 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:19.480 her get her belly button pearis. So yeah, I believe 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:23.160 in letting my kids express themselves, you know, in moderation, 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:26.520 like let's get it done now so later they're not like, ah, 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:29.000 my friend just thought I was having a midlife crisis. 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.960 She thought that when I had my Paris four years 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:35.040 before that. I love that Parson. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.600 Believe it or not, it's called a Christina. 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:40.360 I had a Christina. It is called that. 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:40.920 That is it? 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:45.440 Okay, So let me bring this back around. We get 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:46.200 to NAPA. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:47.080 We're here. 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:51.160 Ah, it's like mad dash. 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:51.840 Get ready. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:55.800 I broke out my cowboy boots that I. 0:16:55.840 --> 0:17:00.560 Found in storage. See everything ties back around. So those 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:05.320 storage lockers we saved. Oh update, I have all my 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:09.720 storage lockers now and we've cleaned them all out and 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:11.760 we're down to one. 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:18.000 Have one. That's progress. 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:27.840 So anyway, we get ready, leave the hotel, head over 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:33.200 to the venue Uptown theater beautiful and there's people waiting 0:17:33.240 --> 0:17:36.600 in line and they're so excited to go in. And 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.040 I go into the back entrance, go up to the 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:44.760 green room and I have my speech on cards. Speech 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:50.199 it was being dramatic. It was like introductions to the performers. 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:54.359 And I started to rehearse them and. 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:58.959 I was lisping so bad, like you are now like 0:17:59.000 --> 0:17:59.320 I am? 0:17:59.400 --> 0:17:59.680 Now? 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:01.000 Yeah? 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:02.439 Is it kind of cute? The lisp? 0:18:03.080 --> 0:18:04.280 Kind of really? 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:10.800 Should I keep it? So my cards it was like 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:12.240 the first three words I. 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:17.080 Couldn't even say, and Hannah had to rewrite it. Basically, 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:20.879 Sarah Evans is a celebrated musician. 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:21.919 Couldn't do it? 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:23.160 See can't do it now. 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:30.520 Sally sells seashells Way to Sea Shore. By the way, 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:35.200 you were phenomenal and it made everybody think you should 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:38.400 have a live stage show when you came out there 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:42.680 and did your thing and announced Sarah Evans really. 0:18:42.520 --> 0:18:45.320 Yeah, or I could just be like the next Rand Seacrest. 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:48.880 That too, okay with boobs with. 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:52.159 Pierced boobs, re pierced. We got to get them re 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:53.360 piers because. 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:56.720 I winasting today. Let's find that that garage or gas 0:18:56.720 --> 0:18:58.160 station and go. 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:02.880 I just might anyway. Yes, that was very fun. Introduced 0:19:02.920 --> 0:19:06.359 Sarah Evans, who was amazing. I had never met her before, 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:10.840 and jokingly, when I left the stage, I was like, 0:19:10.960 --> 0:19:14.520 and soon to be my new best friend. Well, little 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:18.320 did I know where the night would take me, because well, 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:21.919 Sarah Evans is my new best friend. After her performance, 0:19:22.000 --> 0:19:24.480 we did my podcast and I'm so grateful she was 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:27.919 on my podcast, and we did it across the street 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:31.960 in a church, and I was nervous because my podcast 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:37.280 is not the cleanest and I felt bad swearing or 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:38.760 doing anything in a church. 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:40.560 Felt Jewish guilt church I did. 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:41.720 I felt Jewish guilt. 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:45.520 Nice Jewish girl, but I knew, like I knew what 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:49.120 I was doing because Donna Martin was it. Yeah, church 0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:55.399 going girl. Anyway, we had a lovely interview and I 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.080 had to tell her write off, sorry about my list 0:19:58.119 --> 0:19:59.920 by on my teeth done, get it out of the way. 0:20:00.000 --> 0:20:04.800 I'm not drunk. But yeah, She's so fun and we 0:20:04.800 --> 0:20:08.320 had so much in common, and that was the highlight. 0:20:08.480 --> 0:20:11.600 Like later that night getting a text from Sarah Evans saying, 0:20:12.400 --> 0:20:15.360 oh my gosh, now we are best friends in real life, 0:20:15.800 --> 0:20:18.440 and I was like, oh, I love you, Sarah Evans. 0:20:18.840 --> 0:20:20.480 I told her this on the podcast. I just like 0:20:20.520 --> 0:20:23.119 saying her whole name. When people have really good names, 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:25.719 you just like to say the whole name. So I 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:27.280 just kept calling her Sarah Evans. 0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:31.680 You guys were hilarious together. We were very funny, really 0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:32.679 really funny. 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:35.600 Yeah, a lot stories. 0:20:36.160 --> 0:20:40.280 I love how you kept asking her to have her 0:20:40.320 --> 0:20:45.200 marriage counselor who set her up with her husband, oddly 0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:49.040 on my dad that maybe you could be introduced to 0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:52.639 the marriage counselor not for marriage counseling, but to potentially 0:20:52.680 --> 0:20:56.840 set you up with your next mate. 0:20:57.080 --> 0:21:01.240 Well, yeah, I mean she and her husband, Jay met 0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:06.520 through a marriage counselor she had for a previous marriage, 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:10.479 so I was like, wow, that's a story. So yeah, 0:21:10.640 --> 0:21:14.560