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Speaker 1: Misspelling with Tory spelling an iHeartRadio podcast.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm a napa right now, I'm a napa.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love Napa.

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Speaker 3: So I should go back to where this all began.

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Speaker 3: I got invited to basically host Country in the Vineyard

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Speaker 3: one night, flying up and getting to stay at Carnera's

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Speaker 3: resort and spa, which I've always wanted to stay. So

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Speaker 3: I was super excited. And basically I could have had

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Speaker 3: two nights up here, which would have been a lovely

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Speaker 3: getaway slash break slash.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: But I had planned to get my teeth done. So

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Speaker 3: if you hear a lisp, then I have to call

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Speaker 3: it out right now, I'm lisping because I am getting veneers.

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Speaker 3: So my best friend since I was fifteen, doctor Kevin

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Speaker 3: Sand's world renowned dentist, been best friends. We were roommates

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Speaker 3: while he was in dental school. I was doing Nino

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Speaker 3: two and oh like, we grew up together and now

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Speaker 3: he's this uber dentist. He has offices in Beverly Hills

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Speaker 3: in Dubai, and he does all the Kardashians, literally everybody,

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Speaker 3: like any star that has a great smile, He's done it. Basically,

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Speaker 3: anyway my teeth. I used to have great teeth, not

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Speaker 3: gonna lie. I had braces. Men didn't wear my retainers,

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Speaker 3: so I had one like lower like snagl tooth. But

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Speaker 3: I had great teeth. I lived with a dentist. He

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Speaker 3: was always whitening my teeth. If you look back at

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Speaker 3: nine o two and oh, Donna is always smiling like

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Speaker 3: really big, and I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh, look at those teeth.

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Speaker 3: Well, if any of my fans know now, or friends

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Speaker 3: or family, I do not smile anymore. And people always

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Speaker 3: say in comments like on my Instagram like smile, Like

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Speaker 3: why don't you smile? Well, the truth is I let my.

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Speaker 1: Teeth go to shit.

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Speaker 2: Like literally used to take care.

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Speaker 3: Of my teeth. Stop taking care of my teeth. A

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Speaker 3: little bit of a fear of the dentist, not gonna lie,

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Speaker 3: not gonna lie. And then you know, I got married,

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Speaker 3: I had five kids. They became important. It's one of

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Speaker 3: those things like when you have kids, you stopped, you know,

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Speaker 3: going to get your eyebrows waxed and tweezed. You stop

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Speaker 3: doing things for yourself. Stop getting fake. I haven't had

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Speaker 3: it facial in eighteen years. You know, you just stop

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Speaker 3: doing those little like self care things, well, at least

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Speaker 3: me as a mom, I did, and my teeth were

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Speaker 3: proud that I never had one cavity before I was forty.

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Speaker 3: Now it's a mess in there. But anyway, my teeth

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Speaker 3: are like chipped. Yeah, thank you Jason Priestley.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I have a chipped front.

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Speaker 3: Tooth from making out with Jason Priestley in an elevator

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Speaker 3: and chip my front tooth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazing.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is way before he was married. You guys,

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Speaker 3: this is like, you know, summer fling. I was shooting

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Speaker 3: a TV movie in Vancouver. He was directing a movie

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Speaker 3: or a TV show in Vancouver, and yeah, we had

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Speaker 3: a fun summer. Nothing that hasn't been said before in

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Speaker 3: the press.

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Speaker 1: Tooth part hasn't been said up the press. This is

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Speaker 1: news to me.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that I've hooked up with him.

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Speaker 1: How did he chip your tooth just kissing you? Did

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Speaker 1: you like hit it hard with his tongue?

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Speaker 2: I don't understand with his tongue.

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Speaker 3: No, have you never been kissing a guy and you

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Speaker 3: get like aggressive kiss in your teeth hit each other's teeth.

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Speaker 1: Not with such impact that that it chips.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess I have brittle teeth. I don't know

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Speaker 3: that that would make sense. That would be my luck.

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Speaker 3: But no, it's happened since him. So I had one

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Speaker 1: Always had happened again with it.

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Speaker 3: Well no, Well we know Jenny has basically like lockjaw

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Speaker 3: because they're aggressive kissing on the show as Kelly and Brandon.

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Speaker 3: So you know, she says she has TMJ because of

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Speaker 3: he literally we talked about this on the panel and

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Speaker 3: she told him that and he was like, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: No, he said he broke her face.

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Speaker 3: Is that what he said?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Jenny, he broke your face too.

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Speaker 2: He's a good but aggressive kisser. So there you go.

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Speaker 3: So I always had to have bonding on my tooth

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Speaker 3: So anyway, bad teeth need to get them redone and

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Speaker 3: as you get older, your teeth kind of shrink like

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Speaker 3: I don't smile anymore. It's a big part of your

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Speaker 3: confidence is your smile, and when you don't have that,

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Speaker 3: like I just hate my smile. So my best friend,

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Speaker 3: for my fiftieth birthday, yes I realized that was almost

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Speaker 3: going to do them all. And I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I don't want I never wanted to be that girl

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Speaker 3: with veneers. I don't know why, like you know, they

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Speaker 3: I can't part with anything in storage, like I didn't

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Speaker 3: want to part with my original teeth, but that's okay anyway.

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Speaker 3: So he was like, I'm going to do your teeth.

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Speaker 3: We finally set up a time and he's so booked out,

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Speaker 3: go to NAPA. So I literally went and got my

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Speaker 3: teeth done and I said, wait, wait, wait, I'm introducing

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Speaker 2: This is a big deal.

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Speaker 1: Like there's going to be a lot of people.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be okay to speak right, And then I'm

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Speaker 3: doing my podcast after and I'm interviewing Sarah Evans. I

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Speaker 3: be fine. You'll have temporaries in so temporaries. I don't

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Speaker 3: know if you know, but when you get Veneers, they

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Speaker 3: have to take down your teeth. They put on temporaries

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Speaker 3: that are like gluten basically like high end plastic dentures

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Speaker 3: teeth and I'll get my real teeth in two weeks.

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Speaker 1: I'll go back and.

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Speaker 3: Get the permanent ones, and I'll have my Veneers and

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Speaker 3: I'll have my life changing smile because I feel like

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Speaker 3: this is really going to change my life, even just

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I've just always smiled like this and

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Speaker 3: everyone says, why do you turn to the side.

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Speaker 2: I turned to the side.

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Speaker 3: Well, one because I like the side better and it's

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Speaker 3: See I have to learn. I'll get better at this.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, he said it would be fine. It was

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Speaker 3: a long process to get all my teeth fixed an

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Speaker 3: did it, and then they sedate you while you do it, which.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't mad at that. I was like, ooh, I

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Speaker 1: Cool.

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Speaker 3: But then the next day, Ruth Anne and I had

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Speaker 3: to fly to Napa so I could come host this.

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Speaker 3: And I woke up and I started speaking, and I

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Speaker 3: which is a better way to go, So I don't know. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: just on Channon and Chris's private plane, and now JSX

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Speaker 3: and I might have to just partially share private planes.

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Speaker 3: So if anyone has a private plane, I'm only going

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Speaker 1: Okay, I support that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, slide into my DMS. If you have a private plane.

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Speaker 1: You should also mention that you can't eat most things.

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Speaker 1: I said, well, why don't you get some chips or nuts?

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Speaker 3: When I woke up from anesthesia, I was loopy. My

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Speaker 3: I wasn't okay, I was very loopy. But the anesesiologist,

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Speaker 3: And he's like till you get your permanence in I

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Speaker 3: there's a way. So I was like, okay, I have

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Speaker 3: to find a way to either funnel the red wine down.

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Speaker 1: My throat or drink it with a straw.

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Speaker 3: But if you drink it with a straw, I'm still

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Speaker 3: fearful it'll like get back there. I think we just

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Speaker 3: pour the wine tastings down my throat.

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Speaker 1: I can do that, okay, you know, I'm I'm here

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Speaker 1: for your toy. Whatever.

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Speaker 2: I will be discarding any into the is it a spittoon.

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Speaker 1: Is that what they call No, I'm not sure that

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Speaker 1: was called in the Old West. They called them.

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Speaker 3: When you're at it tasting and a winery if you

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Speaker 3: ever go to one. I believe I haven't been to

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Speaker 3: one in so long that they you're supposed to sip

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Speaker 3: this one? If you don't like it, you discard of it,

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Speaker 3: which I don't believe in that. I don't believe in

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Speaker 3: discarding wine. I believe ingesting wine is the only way

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Speaker 1: So so wine guzzling instead of wine tasting.

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Speaker 2: You can just call me a wine guzzler.

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Speaker 1: No wine funneling.

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Speaker 3: I just might anyway. Yes, that was very fun. Introduced

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Speaker 2: I felt Jewish guilt.

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Speaker 1: You guys were hilarious together. We were very funny, really

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Speaker 1: I love how you kept asking her to have her

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Speaker 1: I love that idea.

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Speaker 3: I also introduced low Cash who They were.

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Speaker 2: They were lovely.

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Speaker 3: I will go on the road.

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Speaker 1: You can intro them.

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Speaker 2: And so my whole thing.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be a roadie. I don't lift

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Speaker 3: heavy things. I'm going to be a groupie, a low

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Speaker 3: cash groupie, A low cash groupie.

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Speaker 1: They said you killed it, which you did.

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Speaker 2: Wow, they're overly generous.

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Speaker 1: And you have video of that.

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Speaker 2: We do so, yeah, we ended the night on a high. Oh,

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Speaker 2: we got to get out of here. We gotta leave.

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Speaker 3: We've got to a wine tasting and we're gonna repierce

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Speaker 3: my nipples. Win a Napa