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Speaker 1: that prank back. More ignorance from this ignorant show. Right

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Speaker 1: you name you? My name is Jeff, Jeff. Okay, Jeff Jeff. Listen.

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Speaker 1: say your daughter was fifteen, right right? Right? Okay, Well

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Speaker 1: And you've been locked up on parole at the University

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Speaker 1: gonna say this, man, Crystal is just a beautiful person. Man,

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Speaker 1: I'm at work. I got a lot of work on

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Speaker 1: but I don't even do this. I need to talk

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Speaker 1: You can't get man, he gonna marry my daughter. Now.

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Speaker 1: My daughter's been a private school I loved in life.

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Speaker 1: and she's going to grad school. And you're gonna mary

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Speaker 1: I wanted to do, man, it just called you. It's

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Speaker 1: solidified the culinary experience. They got to do it. Dude,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna find on what the hell is going on, because, yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to have this conversation with you

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Speaker 1: and I, mister part I understand all. Let I understand

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Speaker 1: is this right here, Crystal is twenty five. Even if

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Speaker 1: Look here, man, you ain't doing I don't even know

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Speaker 1: your jail bird. You ain't doing. I'm gonna call my

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Speaker 1: my daughter, My daughter's not a future. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: the head is wrong with us. I'm not gonna sit

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Speaker 1: and go back and forth. But you miss me and

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Speaker 1: Crystal getting married. We're not and under any circumstances. Not

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Speaker 1: care what you think. The circumstances are. Crystal getting married,

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Speaker 1: that's it. Not the love. I don't know what you

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Speaker 1: think you as long as you what it's gotta be.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say, and

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Speaker 1: then me and Crystal just gonna come over there and

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Speaker 1: dry down there and tell you exactly what's going on

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Speaker 1: in our life right now. You got to say to me,

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Speaker 1: are you listening to me? You got to say to me,

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Speaker 1: I got to say this. That is nephew taught me

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Speaker 1: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked

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Speaker 1: by your daughter, Crystal and her boyfriend. Ain't I'm outside

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Speaker 1: my job. Let people look at me like I'm crazy.

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Speaker 1: Jo And man, your baby girl just wanted to put

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Speaker 1: a smile on your face. Man, I gotta ask you,

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Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, Harvey Morning Shuff. What

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Speaker 1: y'all think I said it already? You played to me

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Speaker 1: it can happen. I just want to know if I'm

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Speaker 1: stupid enough to keep asking us. Well, I just want

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Speaker 1: to know. Am I stupid enough? Look, we got to

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Speaker 1: call you stupid. You to be convinced real quick, real quick,

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Speaker 1: you ain't want wanted to tribute. I want to ask

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Speaker 1: you if I prank a bunch of teachers, what would

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Speaker 1: you what would be a good title for my CD?

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Speaker 1: If I prank a bunch of teachers, professors, just people

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Speaker 1: to work at schools, what would be a good title

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Speaker 1: for my series? Yeah? Well, when we come back? Cool?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, uh you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve.

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Speaker 1: You know, we just came up with some questions. You

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Speaker 1: know how you love asked Steve and we love asking

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Speaker 1: you questions. Now, this ain't CEO or nothing, just regular

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Speaker 1: sta some random questions. Yeah all right, Uh, well you

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Speaker 1: could just take this one and run with it. Actually,

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Speaker 1: this is an asked Steve. We're going to ask Steve

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Speaker 1: st You know how you love this ask steal. There

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Speaker 1: should be a level of appreciation from the upper management

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Speaker 1: for the job you all have done it. But I'm

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Speaker 1: looking around the room and I don't really see nothing

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Speaker 1: that special going on. One person. I don't really see

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Speaker 1: nothing that special going on. So you know, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you're in't here because there's a check. The moment I

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Speaker 1: cut these checks, I would expect none of you to

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Speaker 1: come back the next day. I would come for free

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Speaker 1: love all those a lot. We also now, now that

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Speaker 1: we've got that out the where, I have come to

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Speaker 1: the conclusion that your loyalty is a catch a check,

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Speaker 1: and therefore my desires for perfection from you should be

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Speaker 1: reflective of that check. Okay, So now as you all

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Speaker 1: ask your questions today, I will also give you not

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Speaker 1: only the answer, but the rebuttal to that. So y'all

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Speaker 1: can begin anytime you like, or meeting is open in

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Speaker 1: a journey, all right, Steve, if you had let's see,

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Speaker 1: if you made your goal one billion dollars, uh huh,

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Speaker 1: would you break us off? And how much? Yeah? If

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Speaker 1: I made a billion dollars and I left the radio

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Speaker 1: show early, yeah, I would give y'all something. What would

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Speaker 1: that be? I probably everybody get a million? Wow? How

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Speaker 1: can we how can we look at your books to

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Speaker 1: know that you I don't know it. I need to

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Speaker 1: know that you when you close to that being, because

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Speaker 1: what I don't want is for you to get there

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Speaker 1: and we don't know you were working for years and

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Speaker 1: then he keeps can't we can't find him? If I

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Speaker 1: got a billion, I'm not getting up every morning do

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Speaker 1: the radio. So he here, so you know, I'm now

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Speaker 1: clue clue number one, clue number one, and now you

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Speaker 1: can't look at my board. And when you get like

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Speaker 1: a hundred thousand from that billion, I'll at your bar

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Speaker 1: so I can make that deposit over in there and

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Speaker 1: you will be there because I know the million coming back.

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Speaker 1: You see what I'm saying. Nine hundred million. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get you in there. Oh minding one to the

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Speaker 1: strip celebration. I know that. Okay, Next, sports for sure?

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Speaker 1: All right, okay, an you got a question? Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: What do you think you were good at but you

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Speaker 1: are actually quiet bad at it? What do I think

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Speaker 1: I was good at but I'm actually quite bad at golf?

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Speaker 1: I hit a shot one time I thought I was somebody.

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Speaker 1: Right after that I found out I would golf has

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Speaker 1: been a challenged for me. Uh, I was I was

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Speaker 1: headed to be a pretty good piano player. At one

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Speaker 1: point I could have been oh yeah, yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: could have been really good at the piano, and then

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Speaker 1: poverty struck. There were no money for lessons. We didn't

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Speaker 1: have money for a lessons or piano. So Steve, it's

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Speaker 1: time for today's headlines, ladies and gentlemen, miss An Tripp,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, everybody. This is a trip with

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Speaker 1: the news, and here we go. The House of repre

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Speaker 1: Senitives has approved a measure that gradually increases the federal

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Speaker 1: minimum wage federal minimum wage to fifteen bucks an hour

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Speaker 1: over the next several years, over the next five or

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Speaker 1: six The hike is supported by Democrats. The problem is

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Speaker 1: it's not expected to pass the GOP dominated Senate. Senate

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Speaker 1: majority leader has already Mitch McConnell already says that he's

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Speaker 1: not forty doesn't think it would be right. Republicans generally

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Speaker 1: say that increasing the federal minimum wage would force some

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Speaker 1: companies to lay off some workers, and they shouldn't do

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Speaker 1: that while the economy is so good. But then, of

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Speaker 1: course critics say, well, when are we supposed to do it?

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Speaker 1: When the economy is bad. Calls continue for New York

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Speaker 1: City Mayor to Blasio to fire police officer Daniel Pantelao.

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Speaker 1: That's the white cop involved in the death of an

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Speaker 1: elderly black man named Eric Garner, who was simply trying

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Speaker 1: to sell loose cigarettes on the street by the way,

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Speaker 1: six years ago. This week, want to be cop George

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Speaker 1: Zimmerman was acquitted of all charges by an all female,

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Speaker 1: mostly white jury, and the shooting death of an unarmed,

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Speaker 1: innocent black teenager named Treyvon Martin, sparking your national outcry

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Speaker 1: which spawned the Black Lives Matters movement. On the other hand,

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Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, where one died, officials say that thirteen local

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Speaker 1: cops are losing their jobs for making racists and other

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Speaker 1: offensive Facebook posts. The thirteen among these seventy two officers

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Speaker 1: placed on administrative duty recently after an online database shared

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Speaker 1: more than five thousand Facebook posts and comments. Some of

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Speaker 1: the post homophobic. Others suggested taking minority suspects out back

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Speaker 1: and shooting them like rabid dogs are hanging them. Besides

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Speaker 1: the thirteen who are being let go, some other cops

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Speaker 1: are being suspended for five days. Seventeen others more severely

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Speaker 1: disciplined like suspension with the intent to dismiss. Demonstrations continue

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Speaker 1: this week in Puerto Rico. In New York and other

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Speaker 1: places been of Puerto Rico protests demanding the resignation of

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Speaker 1: Puerto Rico's Republican governor Ricardo Rosejon. A whole huge amount

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Speaker 1: of recently leaked emails, about eight hundred pages of them,

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Speaker 1: showed rose Yo and his senior aids making fun of women,

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Speaker 1: the disabled, the LGBTQ community, even the victims of Hurricane Maria,

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Speaker 1: which hit their island, and there have been a few

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Speaker 1: violent classes during the demonstrations outside the governor's residence in

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Speaker 1: San Juan. A black family in California just never stops. Okay,

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Speaker 1: never stops. The black family in California says they were

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Speaker 1: racially profiled at a Nike store in Santa Monica when

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Speaker 1: a white female manager accused them of stealing a mini

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Speaker 1: basketball that they bought for their eighteen month old little son. Apparently,

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Speaker 1: the little boys started playing with the ball, so they

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Speaker 1: paid for it, and as they tried to lead the store,

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Speaker 1: the woman accused him of stealing it. They explained that

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Speaker 1: they had bought it and kept walking. She flags down

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Speaker 1: a white cop who tells the family to give him

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Speaker 1: the stolen ball. They show him the receipt proving that

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Speaker 1: they paid for it. They did go back into the store, though,

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Speaker 1: They brought the ball back, and they demanded a refund,

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Speaker 1: and they're now suing. A video of all this is

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Speaker 1: on the internet. Finally, Today's National ice Cream Day. I

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Speaker 1: love ice cream too. Now back into the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to show. When you know it's

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Speaker 1: time to go back to church, it's time, you know,

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Speaker 1: when it's church. Okay, when you know it is time

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Speaker 1: to take your but that the church. Somebody needs to

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Speaker 1: lay hands on me right like now, Jesus, Jesus, how

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Speaker 1: did I get here? When you wake up and you

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Speaker 1: went somebody and you don't know their name, it is

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Speaker 1: time to sho who you talk about? Backsliding? Yeah huh?

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Speaker 1: How long we've been laying Why I got handcuffs? Try

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Speaker 1: to go back to the church. When you wake up

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Speaker 1: and this bike box, you can't explain nothing. Who I'm

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Speaker 1: doing too much? Too much? You know? It's when you

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Speaker 1: wake up and you got her phone home? What they're here?

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Speaker 1: We why you so? And it's backwards you got in

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Speaker 1: the back and in the back pard in the front.

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Speaker 1: That's the crazy, ye, crazy visual. Right, there's time for

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Speaker 1: you to go back to the church. When you're starting

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Speaker 1: to look at your boys grandmama and starting to feel sometimes,

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Speaker 1: yeah you to me, I never felt away left. You

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Speaker 1: know it's time to go back to the church. When

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Speaker 1: you see spake mark on your behind and you don't

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Speaker 1: know how they got that? Yeah, excuse me? Did you no?

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Speaker 1: And it's a man hand. It's pretty rough way. You know,

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Speaker 1: when your light's watering game get turned off the same day,

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Speaker 1: you can't do nothing. It's time. You know it's time

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Speaker 1: to go back. When you wake up and your whole

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Speaker 1: chest is peer time for you to go back to church.

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Speaker 1: You've been arguing with this fine girl for on ahead,

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Speaker 1: trying to convince her that ain't no way y'all can

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Speaker 1: be cous It's we're not really cousins. Now, come on,

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Speaker 1: how you figuring that we're aout down to the fifth fifth?

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Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening, all right, ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, get ready, we consulting an expert because we

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Speaker 1: wanted to know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here

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Speaker 1: with his breakup handbook. All right, Jesus, things that you

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Speaker 1: need to have in mind after the break up. Most

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Speaker 1: most of it is for fellas. That is because when

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Speaker 1: we take a break off hard, it's ugly. It's ugly

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Speaker 1: out there. Now. These are things from Steve Harvey's break

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Speaker 1: Up Handbook, How to act when you break up? All

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Speaker 1: right now here. Rule number one, You are allowed only

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Speaker 1: one drunk die You know how you call him up

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Speaker 1: when you drop. You only get the one. And it

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Speaker 1: sounds like something like this, Hello is me? You know

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Speaker 1: who me is? Don't play with me? You know who?

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Speaker 1: Men't play with my emotions? Who is me? You know

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Speaker 1: you know who me? I many? You get one one,

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Speaker 1: get one of them? All right. Now here's the next rule.

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Speaker 1: You are not allowed to roll up on your ex

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Speaker 1: just because you see that car parked outside the club,

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Speaker 1: the restaurant or church. Who you can't do that. We

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Speaker 1: broke up. I can't go in there, but I see

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Speaker 1: the car. You can know you can't roll up on them. Now.

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Speaker 1: I got something with church later on, but just stay

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Speaker 1: that stay out right, you girl. Can't roll up on

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Speaker 1: them Oh that she is, I'm gonna go in now,

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Speaker 1: Oh that he is. I'm going in there. You can't

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Speaker 1: do that, call, okay, allegen? All right, next one, y'all's

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Speaker 1: favorite spot. It's off limits to both parties for at

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Speaker 1: least foe months. Tell nobody else over there. At least

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Speaker 1: here's another one. Okay. Texting your favorite song to each

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Speaker 1: other is off limit. You can listen to it, you

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Speaker 1: can cry to it, you playing over and over, but

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Speaker 1: you can't send it. So I'm trying to move on

632
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Speaker 1: and I'm killing now. Listen to this, you all, y'all? Stuff,

633
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: all possessions is collected at one time, and one time on.

634
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: Anything that's left behind will be thrown away by both parts.

635
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: Like that, you keep coming over here looking for stuff

636
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 1: that you can't keep coming back over here. I got

637
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: coming to you in the closet looking for your tank top.

638
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: Keep it real. You hit a big one right here.

639
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 1: Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's. Mama friends

640
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: with you, and you can't be friends with mama. Come home, mama,

641
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: what d Yeah? Hit? At least that's a good one, Steve.

642
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 1: I like trying to pick up some greens and you

643
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 1: and hit talking rolling your ass when I walk into dough. Yeah,

644
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: here's the next one. Yeah, okay, all parties. She find

645
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: a new church home. Yes, but yeah, definitely, Yeah, we

646
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: can't work. I love all your friends should be divided

647
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: up equally, except the ones you hate. You can have him.

648
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 1: Here's another. No posting of nude pictures. Yeah, yeah, you know,

649
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: like her naked or him dressed up like the damn Easter,

650
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: but the private what about I'm gonna do. I'm gonna

651
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 1: finish this one old naked picture? All right? Well never

652
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: you tell me has a prank fall coming up, and

653
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: we'll finish out steams break up rules right after this.

654
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up

655
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes

656
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: after don't Forget Today, Strawberry letter is on tap. But first,

657
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: the nephew in the building with the prank phone call Yo,

658
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 1: dos or doors for you, Shirley. Well, for most people,

659
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: Yo does know what he was talking about. It was

660
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: never a moment of doubt. For me, you were clear.

661
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 1: Who's perfectly clear? Yo? Do your doors? Hello, Hello, I'm

662
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: trying to reach a mister Paul. Please call Virginia senior,

663
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: probably senior. Okay, this is man. How are you doing today?

664
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm gonna listen. My name is Mark. I'm

665
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,959
Speaker 1: actually calling from a company called Doors. Are you Are

666
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 1: you at court? Yes? Correct? You guys just built at home? Right? Yeah,

667
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: I'm like I said, my name is March even so

668
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 1: I'm actually calling from Doors. We're actually the company that

669
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: uh supplied the doors that are actually throughout your house. Okay, great,

670
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,880
Speaker 1: what are you calling from? A follow up? Oh no,

671
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: this isn't a follow up. Actually, we've got a couple

672
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: of glitches we want to try and get get straighten

673
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: out if we could find uh. Well, here's here's the problem, sir.

674
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: The problem we're having is that the contractor that actually

675
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: built you all's home, yes, has not paid for the doors.

676
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: You guys have been there two and a half months

677
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: and we can't seem to get the contractor to come

678
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: in and pay for the doors. Try to call them.

679
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 1: We've tried to call him several times and we have

680
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: not been able to get up for the yav on him.

681
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: Because you have a good number, I can give you

682
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: a number because I really don't have anything to do

683
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,720
Speaker 1: with that. It's like, how do you get my number? Well, actually,

684
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: we had your number of files as the homeowner, and

685
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 1: that's pretty much how we had you. But the problem

686
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: we're facing here, sir, is we've tried to get this

687
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: guy for the last couple of months and we can't

688
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 1: get him. So, actually, what's what's gonna happen here in

689
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 1: the next day or so is we're probably gonna have

690
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: to come and get all the doors. Always can do

691
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: what We're probably gonna have to come and get all

692
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: the doors in your house, take them off and bring

693
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,800
Speaker 1: them back here to the plant until we get you

694
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: gonna get out of my doors. We're gonna have to

695
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 1: get those doors until either we get a contractor or

696
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: you know, we get paid for the doors. Now, what

697
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: could happen is you could pay for the doors. No, no, no,

698
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: already paid for the doors. That's that's that's past tense.

699
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: I've done that, paid you, saint. Paying that means I

700
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,280
Speaker 1: got a double back. Well, sir, we haven't been paid,

701
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: sir for the doors as well. No, no, no, the

702
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 1: contractor was paid for the doors. That's who paid you. Okay,

703
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: And what I'm trying to explain to you, sir, we

704
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 1: haven't been paid at all? Here at doors? Now at all? Oh? Okay,

705
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: well at doing they should have received a check from

706
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: my contract and misleading you, sir, is that that hasn't

707
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: been done since you have not been paid. You're gonna

708
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: come back and get my doors out? You said. We Now,

709
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: who's all this? You? And who are the gonna come?

710
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 1: Here's the problem here? Like, no, no, there ain't no problems.

711
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna resolve this very peacefully. But who

712
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: who is we? Okay? So what's taking place here? My

713
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: job is they've taken this money out of my check

714
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: that hasn't been paid for the doors. Oh yes, I

715
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: can understand that, but why would they take it out

716
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: of your check? You did the man hours, you you've

717
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: done your work. Why I don't understanding, sir. But since

718
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 1: the company hasn't been paid, the company is taking it

719
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: out on me and it's not gonna come down on me.

720
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: So either I'm gonna get the doors. Well, you need

721
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: to quit your job because they ain't gonna because they

722
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: need to give you a not just give you a bonus,

723
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: but give you some our only work. Because bottom line

724
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: is you're talking about company to getting my doors. No

725
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen either we resolve this peacefully as

726
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: if you pay for it, or I come out and

727
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: get the doors and I'm not fin the city and

728
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: go back. You need to go in and come get

729
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: these doors. Gas up and come get these doorscause you're

730
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 1: not gonna come and get this. I'm not gonna send

731
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: you no money, okay, sir. Then then then what we

732
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: need to do is get a schedule time where I

733
00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: can come out and get all the doors all your time.

734
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm on your time now, so you got this.

735
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: You must be paying me now since I'm on your time,

736
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Because you're talking about you're

737
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: gonna set up a time with me. That means I

738
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 1: have to leave and do what I do to be

739
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: meet you here to get something don't belong to you,

740
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 1: which is my door, So you don't have to be

741
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: there at all, because I'm gonna say, I'm gonna come

742
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: in and take the front door off and I'm gonna

743
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 1: keep keep moving through the house and get all the

744
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 1: doors and get them back here to the player. I

745
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: don't think you hear yourself now first and for almost

746
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: how you when you coming to the front door. I'm

747
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: gonna be without waiting on you as you as you

748
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: taking off the lads, I'm gonna be on your behind

749
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: making sure you realize you're gonna have to take this

750
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,439
Speaker 1: door or take this and I'm taking I'm pretty show

751
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: I'm coming to you and you get that first door.

752
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 1: So I can't keep going back and forth with you.

753
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: Let me say this to you. I'm coming to get

754
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:46,279
Speaker 1: them doors, even if I got to take a because

755
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: I gotta get my money back from the company that

756
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: they that took from me, because your damn contractor did

757
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: not pay for the damn door. Say you better, hey,

758
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 1: bringing your turns down when you talk to me, you're

759
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: talking to a girl. Man, I'm gonna I'm gonna put

760
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: this on you. I'm not gonna how you to come

761
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: in my halls and take these damn doors and you

762
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: ain't coming to getting no money. I'm coming to get

763
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 1: them doors that I'm coming to get them today. I

764
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: need every lo What time you're coming. I want to

765
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 1: be repaid when you come next with these doors, because

766
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: I make so. Please what time you're coming. Don't don't

767
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 1: worry about when I'm coming. You don't know when I'm there.

768
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,959
Speaker 1: When I take the first door off the heads every door,

769
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: we're gonna meet at that door. I'mna whok that and

770
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: tell you what I'm gonna pay you. I'm playing dollar equipment.

771
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 1: Now take that check and gonna take that inside whipping

772
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: the night. I'm gonna take that, hope if that's what

773
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 1: it take. But I gotta take this door. You want

774
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: get my money? I mean you to do next time,

775
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: get your damn money. Stop, get a job to pay

776
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:41,680
Speaker 1: you better for this equipment. You're gonna get it in

777
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: fed well, I'm not sure. I'm not gonna keep going

778
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: back and forth with you about you whooping by any more.

779
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: That is the end. Ray take this wimen and take

780
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 1: it on home. But I'm bringing them doors to every

781
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: door track. You should have been calling a contract killing

782
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: on some dude from from my damn call. Now I'm

783
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: telling you what you need to be calling him. He

784
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: got me to get a hippy dough you got in

785
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: that home? May that number? I tell you what you

786
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 1: know what I do? I just want do you go

787
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: to work? I just coming and get them does like

788
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:16,880
Speaker 1: a j I wan't wait a second now, I just

789
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: told you you ain't coming to getting the doors. I

790
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 1: just got to tell you that, Junior. Get it from

791
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: your mama running on them doing and you know what

792
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: else I'm coming to do what I'm coming to tell

793
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 1: you who I am? You do you know who I am?

794
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:35,800
Speaker 1: I know who you are? Working. I'm not sure. I

795
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 1: just does myself. You aren't come get it. I can't

796
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: get these doors there. It ain't man, he ain't. That

797
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: ain't really who I am? But who are you? I

798
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,880
Speaker 1: am nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

799
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,320
Speaker 1: just got prank phone called by your wife fade, So

800
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: that's that's right to shoot raining damn number. You don't

801
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: get it. I'm down, sail, Oh Brody got me. You

802
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: know I'm a I'm a typical. I got when the

803
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: red door. You know we do red door. You're doing something?

804
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: Hey man, I gotta ask you, man, Paul, what is

805
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,240
Speaker 1: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest

806
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: radio show in the land? Oh show cousin. I was

807
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: old man fate on braining number now. But all this

808
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: movement so I'm thinking they're looking forward, but they dont. Goodman,

809
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: what y'all think about that? As always asking us, I

810
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: just want to make sure I'm keeping stupid relevant. That's

811
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 1: all I want to do. You never have to ask

812
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: that question because it's always gonna be y. Yeah, Well

813
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: you could actually stop saying keep stupid, just say keeping yourself.

814
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: Just go ahead and get it and claim it. I

815
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 1: got it, case you Misston. Earlier, there is a Summer

816
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: suare going down in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania w DAS. Summer suare

817
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: hosted by yours truly meeting a few timmy. I will

818
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: be there at the Grand ball Room at thirty eight

819
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: oh one First District Plaza in Philly. It is the

820
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 1: same weekend. How what a coincidence, right as the Cap

821
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: Alpha Sidertney Incorporated Conclave that's going down in Philly. So

822
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: all my brothers is coming to the conclave. Come hang

823
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: out with your boy Friday night and w ds as

824
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: we have the Summer sware The very next day, I'm

825
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: on a plane. I'm headed to what Saganaw Saganaw, Michigan,

826
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 1: Huntington Event Park at Dow Events Center, seven pm. It

827
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 1: jumps off and then you never know, Shirley and Carlin

828
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: might show up. August to thirtieth and thirty first later

829
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 1: day weekend. But sells the Blues and Jazz Supper Club

830
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: two five two Saturday on drums. We have Carlin Farrell

831
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: and over there on percussions, and oh I'm sorry, saxophone

832
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,240
Speaker 1: is the one and only Shirley stre Come see my band.

833
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:06,919
Speaker 1: Come see the supper Junior in the back Cooking Jay

834
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 1: is the matre d y'all come on out, but there's

835
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: the Blues in Jazz Supper Club. The Nephew will be

836
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 1: in town Labor Day weekend, Friday and Saturday. Tickets on

837
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,279
Speaker 1: sale right now. All right, thank you, nephew, thank you,

838
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,

839
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,840
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this,

840
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: you're listening to show, all right, right now, it's time wait,

841
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 1: hold on, Tommy. Right now, it's time for today's Strawberry Letter.

842
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: If you want our advice, all you have to do

843
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 1: is submit your strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com.

844
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:40,879
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, let's go just like this one. Here

845
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: we go. Buckle up, hold on tight, we gotta full you.

846
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry Letter. Subject I have tried, but

847
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: I'm not being satisfied. Dear's Steve and miss Strawberry. I

848
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 1: have been dating my boyfriend for over a year and

849
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 1: I love him so much. We hardly ever argue or

850
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 1: fight because we live an hour away from me each other,

851
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 1: so when we are together, we make the best of

852
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: our time. We do everything together except one big thing.

853
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: When we do see each other, I always find a

854
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: way to avoid having sex with him. He is very handsome,

855
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,760
Speaker 1: but when it comes to the bedroom, he just doesn't

856
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 1: have it. I hardly ever get in the mood with him.

857
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: He doesn't complain much, but I can tell he gets frustrated.

858
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: Sometimes I just lie there and fake moan and lie

859
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: about how good he is in bed. He said it

860
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: makes him feel good when I give him feedback. I

861
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 1: feel bad for saying this, but he is lacking in

862
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: the packing. I blame Steve because I waited for six months.

863
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:47,360
Speaker 1: It's right there in bullprint. I blame Steve because I

864
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: waited for six months before we were intimate, just to

865
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:54,240
Speaker 1: later find out that the sex is bad. I often

866
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,399
Speaker 1: find myself thinking of a man from my past while

867
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: I'm intimate with my boyfriend. Friends have been giving me

868
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,399
Speaker 1: hints that he is going to propose to me soon,

869
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: so I just want to know, what can I do

870
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,919
Speaker 1: to make our bedroom life better so I can marry

871
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: this good man and live happily ever after? Is this

872
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: even possible? Please help? I don't want to deal with

873
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: this every night. You pretty much answered your own letter

874
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 1: your own letter when you said I don't want to

875
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: deal with this every night happily ever after? I mean, yeah,

876
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 1: that's possible in fairy tales, and this is real life.

877
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: This is not a fairy tale. I don't want you

878
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,239
Speaker 1: to marry this man just out of obligation or just

879
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,839
Speaker 1: because he asks you. You have to marry him because

880
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 1: you love him, and you, guys, think you can make

881
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 1: a future together and have a great life together, not

882
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 1: because of some obligation you feel toward him. But you

883
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,520
Speaker 1: lie to him to make him feel good. What about

884
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 1: your feelings? Why can't you tell him in a nice

885
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: way what you need in this relationship if you're going

886
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: to marry him, Steve, she's mad at you. Go ahead,

887
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: but she mentioned your name? Ain't you Steve? What you

888
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: blaming Steve? Because you made her weight? She said, you know,

889
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: anybody told you what to weight on. I'll get to

890
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:20,879
Speaker 1: that in a second. I've tried, but I'm not being satisfy.

891
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: You know how many letters we get from women who

892
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: just upset because they dude ain't packing, he ain't bringing.

893
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: You know how many times we've had this letter, Chully? What? Yeah, yeah,

894
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Why? See, I'll be paying attention

895
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: to No, you ain't gonna drift off while I'm doing this.

896
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I did you know, but you're gonna do

897
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 1: it like I'm the dude in the letter. You just bored.

898
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: Now you just off trying to occupy your mind with

899
00:56:54,160 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: your it you all on Instagram. All right, I'm back,

900
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm focused, Steve, I'm focused. I've been dating

901
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: for over a year and you just love him so much.

902
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: Down Ever, all fight CAUs they live all way from

903
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: each other, so when we get together, they just make

904
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: the best of day time. We do everything together except

905
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 1: one big thing. When we do see each other, I

906
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: always find a way to avoid having sex with him.

907
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: He's very handsome, or when it comes to the bedroom,

908
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 1: he just don't have it. Well, I think one of

909
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 1: the reasons he ain't having it it's because you keep

910
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: aboarding him. The man can't practice. That could be one thing,

911
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 1: but let's read deeper. I hardly ever get in the

912
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: mood with him, that cause he don't know nothing about

913
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: folk play. See getting in the mood is folk play.

914
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: See all this stuff y'all doing, going shopping and all

915
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,200
Speaker 1: is here. Y'all need to be doing something that to

916
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: work towards the culmination of the evening, make your afternoons

917
00:57:56,800 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: a little bit more special. He doesn't complain much, but

918
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:03,920
Speaker 1: I can tell he gets frustrated because sometimes I just

919
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 1: lay down and I fake moan and I lie about

920
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: how good he is in bed. He said it makes

921
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,240
Speaker 1: him feel good when I give him feedback. I feel

922
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:17,600
Speaker 1: bad for saying this, but he's lacking in the packet. Well,

923
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: see you fake moaning? What he means he say he

924
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:27,720
Speaker 1: feels good when he gets feedback. Stop lying to the maga,

925
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 1: thank you? See you are uh think he's really doing something?

926
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: Oh lord, change that to this hill. So what fucking

927
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:44,040
Speaker 1: her teeth? Do that one time? Like she's bored her mind?

928
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 1: Why he doing it? Paint your nails, Reach up on

929
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: the nice stay and get some water. Checking emails, text

930
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 1: your mama, call your girlfriend. That's how you let him

931
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: know he ain't doing nothing. He's on the phone while

932
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: he's doing your mom. You're gonna church this Sunday. Yeah,

933
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: check him counter paint your nails? Why he doing it?

934
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: Why he doing it? Take that finished sheet and fit

935
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 1: it back on one of the corner because they always

936
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: come on. She's up out of the bed, now, you know,

937
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: because that's when you really aint. She just got him thought,

938
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 1: just why in that stoking up the bed with him? Idiot?

939
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: Take that finish heat, put it back on that cold

940
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: that's the first day. Come up, all right, Steve. Yeah,

941
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna have part two of Steve's response when we

942
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: come back at twenty three after the hour. You're listening,

943
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,640
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Come on, let's get to part two

944
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 1: of your response to today's Strawberry letter. I have tried,

945
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: but I'm not being satisfied. Satisfied, come home, boy, ain't

946
00:59:55,920 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: got it. He don't do what he posted. Do now

947
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: you all in here just laying that fake moning. You

948
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 1: lie about how good it is. I said, he said

949
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 1: to make him feel good when he giving feedback. I

950
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 1: told you some stuff you can do, you say, but

951
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: he's lacking in the packing. Then the line right after

952
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 1: that is I blame Steve. Let's get to it. Finally

953
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 1: blame you. I blame Steve your because I waited six

954
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: months before we were intimate, just to later find out

955
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 1: that the sexist bad. Well, waiting six months, six weeks,

956
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: or six years ain't the reason the sexiest bad. And

957
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: it ain't because I told you to wait on it.

958
01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: You can't blame me. And you said for little fella's

959
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:51,920
Speaker 1: inability to perform and bring the heat. Because if he

960
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 1: knew me, you wouldn't be in this damn letter he did,

961
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: Uncle Steve did, This wouldn't even be damn letter. You

962
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 1: would be somewhere trying to catch your breath, pull yourself together.

963
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: You'd be somewhere calling in to work. I said ninety days,

964
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 1: just to be clear. Now, I don't give it. I

965
01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: put fresh on people. Uncle Steve was in the pressure

966
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: braining bitch up in the back of your head somewhere. Yeah. Nothing.

967
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: I make all for the corners, come up off the

968
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: sheet and fitted sheets, all for the corner. But she's

969
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 1: still in there. She's up fixing the making the bed.

970
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 1: Hell no, you ain't up trying to climb out. I

971
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 1: have you looking like Eddie Murphy and the nuttie Professor.

972
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: When Dave Chappelle was cracking on his marble and he

973
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: tried to climb out that booth. You know what I

974
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 1: had you day. Are you sitting in the barber chest

975
01:01:53,320 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 1: spinning yourself a run? Then what I was doing. I

976
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,800
Speaker 1: don't actually have sparks coming off the sheet from where

977
01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 1: my toes were slipping off getting tracked. You don't understand.

978
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: I blame Steve. If your man was me, you wouldn't

979
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: have a damn letter on the headboard somewhere. You got

980
01:02:20,680 --> 01:02:27,000
Speaker 1: it going on, husty, Shelly, Shelly, Listen to me, girl,

981
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm doing to hell. You've heard

982
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 1: a lot of things about me on the hand of neck,

983
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: but you ever heard that that ain't been out there.

984
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 1: They can't even put that out. They don't good in hell. Well,

985
01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: Steve answers praying to me, I don't need what is

986
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: he doing money? Ain't doing nothing? He sound like a man,

987
01:02:58,120 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 1: So it don't sound good at all. Somewhere, man, all

988
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: the stuff out and done in my life I'm talking

989
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 1: about you. Blame Steve. Could have yourself in a real relationship.

990
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: You knew what I knew. So looking at the bottom,

991
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: looking looking for water bottles, what do you need? What's

992
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 1: the water bottles for? Set up in here? Just thirst?

993
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 1: You don't even understand the stuff out of? I had

994
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 1: out of, had people bring lunch cooler or eglood set

995
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: it on side the blood. I ain't trying to go nowhere.

996
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 1: Let me get I'm no egloo a little cooler, the cooler.

997
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: I didn't had them bring a cooling that because I

998
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: don't want to go nowhere but your Alaska. You're talking

999
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:53,640
Speaker 1: about a snack gonna be in here a few days.

1000
01:03:55,640 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 1: I don't need your help, Junior and Tommy, tell you

1001
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 1: no more about what I'm doing. Straw, two little rookies.

1002
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:09,600
Speaker 1: You two little rookies, sit over here and learn yourself

1003
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: something so you can better do Yoh, what's your little segment? Junior?

1004
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 1: Just in case? Well, okay, Steve, So what should she tell?

1005
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,840
Speaker 1: What does she need to tell him to do? First

1006
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 1: of all, you can't man him. Small packages can't held

1007
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 1: unless well tell us Tommy, Hey, no I'm not in that.

1008
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,360
Speaker 1: I'm not in there. I just what you want to say.

1009
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: The small packages can't get asking for this man, didn't

1010
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,600
Speaker 1: you I'm talking about this man that's only tending to

1011
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,840
Speaker 1: shut it. Didn't it satellite. He was offended. It sounds

1012
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:46,120
Speaker 1: like it to me. It sound like that bad timing,

1013
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 1: bad timing. That sounds like you were speaking out. Yeah,

1014
01:04:49,160 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: for a sertain group of people. So give him some advice, Steve, seriously,

1015
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:58,280
Speaker 1: now both Yeah, she needs to know what to tell.

1016
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:01,120
Speaker 1: I mean, really, she's how to do something to help

1017
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: your man get to this point because you are in

1018
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: love with him in here a good dude, So you

1019
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 1: got to do something. Yeah, you might have to be

1020
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,720
Speaker 1: one of them people, one of the women. You might

1021
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 1: have to get a suitcase. What do you mean, is

1022
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: she going somewhere? Not that little trump they keep under

1023
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 1: the bed. They want us into cloth. Oh, the gadgets,

1024
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:29,760
Speaker 1: and maybe we had to hell him him be well

1025
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 1: versed in these gadgets. Oh, he got to control everything.

1026
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:37,080
Speaker 1: Seeing then you get what you want from him. What

1027
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:42,720
Speaker 1: he happy? It doesn't matter to him. It's her. He

1028
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 1: didn't write the letter. She did. Now see he happy? Yeah,

1029
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: we'll come right back with more of the Steve Harvey

1030
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:55,000
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Steve,

1031
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:57,800
Speaker 1: we need you again. It's time for right or Wrong

1032
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:04,320
Speaker 1: with your nephew and junior ladies and gentlemen, this is

1033
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:07,480
Speaker 1: right or wrong. This is where decisions getting made. Things

1034
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 1: have complicated measures, things that have discussed, debatable issues come

1035
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 1: to the forefront, and I make a decision as to

1036
01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 1: who's right or wrong. Tommy is always the one who

1037
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: wants to know whether he's right or wrong. Now, so

1038
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:29,439
Speaker 1: far it has been a ninety that he has been wrong. Well,

1039
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:31,800
Speaker 1: I think ten percent of the time I have agreed

1040
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:33,360
Speaker 1: with him, but the ninety percent of the time, So

1041
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:40,200
Speaker 1: go ahead, tell listen. I told him, if two vegetarians

1042
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 1: is arguable, they're beefing gil I love it. Yeah, there's

1043
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 1: some meat in there. If two vegetarians is arguing, they beefing, ye, yep,

1044
01:06:56,800 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 1: that's true to the three Timmy and if and Timmy.

1045
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 1: If two meat eaters is argan, didn't they just juice it? See?

1046
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:12,920
Speaker 1: Were from the same Wow. But I think Chinese people

1047
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 1: say us a food stop and bring this up to

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01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 1: you last night. But I just want you to have this.

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01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: I just asked the question. Oh, I'm sorry, going uh,

1050
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying us a food I know I

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01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:40,440
Speaker 1: heard you, we heard you the first three times. That's

1052
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:45,840
Speaker 1: just how you say USA. That's what I was thinking.

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01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 1: Saying they when they eat our food, they go that USA.

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01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 1: Yeah you want some lsome what USA? Yeah? Okay, I

1055
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,960
Speaker 1: can tell you. I can tell you this because you

1056
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 1: ain't gonna be the hang up. You're listening. Yeah, I'm listening, Junior.

1057
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 1: If you jog back horse, you gain weight. Uh get

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01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: that from? Well, you only lose when you're running forward?

1059
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 1: Right where you get that from? Okay, we explain this then, Tommy,

1060
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:24,960
Speaker 1: we're gonna go with that theory. You jogged for it

1061
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 1: every day, still fat explained. I'm hanging up on you.

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01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:35,800
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Tommy's dog vedal or

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01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:40,800
Speaker 1: black man or a white man? Cause somebody's in that

1064
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:53,880
Speaker 1: damn dog your father, which is very good, I might ask. Okay,

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01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 1: so what have we learned? What have we learned to

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01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:09,680
Speaker 1: be thinking by you're listening to? Here's how to get

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01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,639
Speaker 1: into the mood in advance to make sex more amazing.

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01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:16,280
Speaker 1: Don't look bored like you already know this, Steve, Okay,

1069
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 1: like you don't need any help in this area. Look

1070
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:23,639
Speaker 1: at all the guys in the room like yes, yes,

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01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:31,080
Speaker 1: like they could have written all the stuff about me. Hey, okay,

1072
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 1: first of all, get in the mood. Time to start

1073
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:36,680
Speaker 1: thinking about what's going to turn you on later. So

1074
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,479
Speaker 1: that's how you get in the mood. You start thinking

1075
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 1: about what's going to turn you on later. Okay, say

1076
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 1: it's now. You know, when we get up, you start

1077
01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 1: thinking about it now. So by the time we get

1078
01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:51,280
Speaker 1: up work and you get home, you tell me what

1079
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:54,640
Speaker 1: I mention it. Hey, we're gonna do something when we

1080
01:09:54,720 --> 01:10:02,240
Speaker 1: get home. Yeah, that's enough, easy, stop stop everything you do.

1081
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:07,800
Speaker 1: Promise me something. You know we've been turning me on. La.

1082
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:11,240
Speaker 1: I've been catching her and I don't know what it is.

1083
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:15,200
Speaker 1: When I catch her animal, I just, boy, when I

1084
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:18,640
Speaker 1: catch her hand, it just it happens right there at

1085
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:21,720
Speaker 1: the animals, because some kids don't really come into the

1086
01:10:21,760 --> 01:10:25,360
Speaker 1: launching part of them. Boy, we'd be right there animal

1087
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:28,800
Speaker 1: the whole weight. Man. I like, I like, I like

1088
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 1: when you're walking up the steps and I'm behind. That's it.

1089
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:37,000
Speaker 1: The game name makes sense. Ironing is not sexy. So

1090
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:41,080
Speaker 1: you boy, when my baby leaning over behind him, God,

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01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,040
Speaker 1: that is the greatest thing in the world. Now, I'd

1092
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:53,439
Speaker 1: be like these pills. It's on forty five damn dollars,

1093
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm going down. Do you have to hear about these

1094
01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 1: pills every time, the cost of the pills, all of that,

1095
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:09,519
Speaker 1: every time, every single time. Yes, okay, so here's another

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01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:12,160
Speaker 1: here's another tip, so you know, when you're thinking about

1097
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 1: it early, start texting, because it takes women a little longer.

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01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:18,560
Speaker 1: We're not as ready set go as you guys, so

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01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,479
Speaker 1: it takes us a long time to warr you know,

1100
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:22,880
Speaker 1: longer time to warm up to get where you guys

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01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,760
Speaker 1: already are. And I have another problem with that because

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01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:28,240
Speaker 1: I'm such a bad speller. And then I tick, I'm

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01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:56,040
Speaker 1: gonna ted that grass up and time almost she's looking

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01:11:56,040 --> 01:12:00,599
Speaker 1: at her like what she gonna say ain't good? Because

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01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 1: I mean asking you to call let that garbage. Okay,

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01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,519
Speaker 1: So they say eat frisky friendly foods, you know, like um,

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01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,760
Speaker 1: like oysters, things like that. You know, the foods that

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01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:31,439
Speaker 1: say that they're aphrodisiacs. Don't eat the rito. Yeah, yeah,

1109
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:35,080
Speaker 1: they don't want you to eat learn cool wrench on

1110
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:39,320
Speaker 1: your breath. It's not cool. It smells a lot like

1111
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:44,840
Speaker 1: a rint. Cools your breath do smell like a rinch.

1112
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing cool. But that's exactly what they says. Avoid

1113
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,560
Speaker 1: foods that cause bloating and bad breath. That's exactly what.

1114
01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:58,240
Speaker 1: The cigars are not helpful, no at all. No, boy,

1115
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 1: you don't know how many time you love your cigars. Yeah,

1116
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:06,760
Speaker 1: but you know, I know, you know. What do you

1117
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:10,599
Speaker 1: do before I go to bed? Gog? I after brush?

1118
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 1: First of all, I have to wash my much. You

1119
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:19,679
Speaker 1: don't really see, lips is a whole nother separate back.

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01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:28,519
Speaker 1: My lips is a whole sou man. I got to

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01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 1: brush my teeth with toothpaste, okay. Then I brush them

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01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:37,120
Speaker 1: with listerin, okay. Then I rest with this okay, And

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01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:40,920
Speaker 1: then you know, I go eat something cool and refreshing. Men,

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01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:44,120
Speaker 1: but don't come in there at all with cigar brow no,

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01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 1: because I actually live with the bloodhout. All right, We'll

1126
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,599
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

1127
01:13:49,880 --> 01:14:02,679
Speaker 1: right after you're listening Steven show Man book Ah too

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01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:12,240
Speaker 1: man boots ah one, squeet man booth ah to man

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01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:20,320
Speaker 1: boots ah one squeet man boom talking about these man

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01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:28,120
Speaker 1: boots and boo man boo man, I've got these man

1131
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 1: boot see them best in my shirt. U nigga secret

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01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:41,519
Speaker 1: needs emp. That's a man boo size eating ly, don't

1133
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:50,559
Speaker 1: excile and your big assay down you know them well

1134
01:14:53,320 --> 01:15:00,519
Speaker 1: what they are, so does everybody else. You'll he didn't

1135
01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:24,160
Speaker 1: need the run. Yeah yeah, h white squeet man, White

1136
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 1: squeet man. And I'm talking about these mano mano man,

1137
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:44,800
Speaker 1: I've got these. Man you're listening ring show. When you

1138
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 1: know it's time to go back to church, it's time.

1139
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,400
Speaker 1: You know when it's time. It's a ba church. Okay,

1140
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:54,479
Speaker 1: when you know it is time to take your butt

1141
01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:58,720
Speaker 1: to church, somebody needs to lay hands on me right

1142
01:15:58,880 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 1: like now, Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here? When

1143
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 1: you wake up and you with somebody and you don't

1144
01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:12,240
Speaker 1: know their name, it is time to sho who you

1145
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:18,360
Speaker 1: talk about? Backslid? Yeah? Yeah, how long we've been laying

1146
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:27,200
Speaker 1: Why I got handcuffs? Yeah? You know, try to go

1147
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,280
Speaker 1: back to church. When you wake up and this bike

1148
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:36,120
Speaker 1: box you can't explain nothing. Who I'm doing too much?

1149
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:41,280
Speaker 1: I'm doing too much? You know. It's when you wake

1150
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:46,439
Speaker 1: up and you got her phone home? What to here?

1151
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:56,679
Speaker 1: We why? And it's backwards you got in the bast

1152
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:00,200
Speaker 1: and in the back, pard in the front. It's a

1153
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:07,000
Speaker 1: crazy visual help crazy visual right there that it's time

1154
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,840
Speaker 1: for you to go back to the church. When you're

1155
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:11,760
Speaker 1: starting to look at your boys grandmama and starting to

1156
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:31,960
Speaker 1: feel sometime. Yeah, you me, I never felt away. You

1157
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,280
Speaker 1: know it's time to go back to the church. When

1158
01:17:34,360 --> 01:17:37,479
Speaker 1: you see spake mark on your behind and you don't

1159
01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:44,320
Speaker 1: know how they got that. Yeah, you can't excuse me?

1160
01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:51,280
Speaker 1: Did you no? And it's a man hand. It's pretty rough.

1161
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:58,280
Speaker 1: Tell way, you know what's time to church. When your

1162
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:02,720
Speaker 1: lights water and gave get turned the same day, you

1163
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:08,000
Speaker 1: can't do nothing time. You know it's time to go back.

1164
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:10,800
Speaker 1: When you wake up and your whole chest is peer

1165
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:25,280
Speaker 1: time for you to go back to church. You've been

1166
01:18:25,720 --> 01:18:31,000
Speaker 1: arguing with this fine girl for on ahead, trying to

1167
01:18:31,080 --> 01:18:34,799
Speaker 1: convince hard. It ain't no way y'all can be cused.

1168
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:41,560
Speaker 1: It's we're not really cousin's now, come on, how you

1169
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:48,200
Speaker 1: figuring that? We out down fifth? Fifth? All right? Steve

1170
01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 1: coming up closing remarks right after this, you're listening morning show.

1171
01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,360
Speaker 1: All right, Here we are, Steve, last break of the

1172
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:59,240
Speaker 1: day for this beautiful Friday. Take us into the weekend

1173
01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:05,040
Speaker 1: with some lovely inspiring closing remarks. Let's go all right.

1174
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:10,080
Speaker 1: I chose this one today because I think it's important

1175
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:18,800
Speaker 1: for people to understand this. You know, comparing yourself to

1176
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:24,720
Speaker 1: other people's success is very dangerous because it puts you

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01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:28,920
Speaker 1: in a position I'm never really paying close enough attention

1178
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:33,519
Speaker 1: to where you are. It's not you should not rate

1179
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:40,040
Speaker 1: your success on the success of other people. I'll tell

1180
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:43,160
Speaker 1: you why. Let me give you a saying that's in

1181
01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:51,280
Speaker 1: a proverb. I'm priaraphrasing a proverb. Success isn't how far

1182
01:19:51,760 --> 01:19:57,639
Speaker 1: you got, but the distance you travel from where you started.

1183
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:04,280
Speaker 1: Listen to, success isn't how far you got, but the

1184
01:20:04,520 --> 01:20:09,120
Speaker 1: distance you travel from where you started. See, some people

1185
01:20:09,160 --> 01:20:11,800
Speaker 1: don't know how to measure their success. If you keep

1186
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 1: putting it up against somebody else, somebody else may have

1187
01:20:14,320 --> 01:20:16,560
Speaker 1: been doing it longer than you, somebody else may have

1188
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:19,639
Speaker 1: another gift of talent than you. If you're always comparing

1189
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:23,200
Speaker 1: yourself to somebody else, you're gonna come up short, and

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01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:27,120
Speaker 1: you'll never really realize that you too, have your own

1191
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:31,160
Speaker 1: level of success. And you should relish in that, you

1192
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:34,400
Speaker 1: should be proud in that, you should show gratitude in that.

1193
01:20:34,840 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 1: But if you always looking at what somebody else is doing,

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01:20:38,680 --> 01:20:41,160
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna ever be happy with yourself. And that's

1195
01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:44,920
Speaker 1: a miserable position to put yourself in. Success is not

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01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:49,240
Speaker 1: how far you got, but the distance you travel from

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01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:52,240
Speaker 1: where you started. You've heard old people say in church,

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01:20:52,680 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 1: I ain't where I want to be, but I think

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01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:57,920
Speaker 1: the Lord, I ain't where I was. See, you gotta

1200
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,599
Speaker 1: look at it like that. You gotta calm silly, take

1201
01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: inventory of your life that way. That's why I say

1202
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:08,320
Speaker 1: all the time, listen to me. Life is not a game.

1203
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:13,320
Speaker 1: It's a contest. See if you look at life as

1204
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:16,320
Speaker 1: a game. If I look at life as a game,

1205
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:20,320
Speaker 1: and I look at Oprah Winfreed or Tyler Perry, and

1206
01:21:20,439 --> 01:21:22,800
Speaker 1: I look at how much money they make, then it's

1207
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:26,160
Speaker 1: a game and I consider them winning. If I consider

1208
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,320
Speaker 1: Oprah winning or Tyler winning, then guess what I must

1209
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:33,479
Speaker 1: be losing. I must be losing because I'm not where

1210
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:36,960
Speaker 1: they are. So if life were a game, games have

1211
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:40,280
Speaker 1: winners and losers, you can't look at life like that.

1212
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:45,479
Speaker 1: Life that life ain't filled with winners and losers. If

1213
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,800
Speaker 1: I look at where I started and I look at

1214
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:52,000
Speaker 1: where I've gotten to, I win. That's why I say

1215
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 1: life ain't a game. Life is a contest. See, a

1216
01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:58,360
Speaker 1: contest is different. You ever been to the fai everybody

1217
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:00,200
Speaker 1: can get a blue ribbon at the family. You just

1218
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:03,240
Speaker 1: gotta get in your right category. Somebody to get the

1219
01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:06,840
Speaker 1: blue ribbon for biggest squash, Somebody to get the blue

1220
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:10,840
Speaker 1: ribbon for best server, Somebody to get the best best

1221
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:13,640
Speaker 1: can corn. Somebody to get a blue ribbon with the

1222
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,160
Speaker 1: best sheep, Somebody to get a blue ribbon with the

1223
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:18,920
Speaker 1: fattest hug, somebody to get a blue ribbon from making

1224
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:22,840
Speaker 1: the best apples. So just get in your lane and

1225
01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:26,839
Speaker 1: get your blue ribbon. Quit tripping because you ain't winning

1226
01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:30,960
Speaker 1: against somebody else. Life ain't the game. It's a contest.

1227
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:36,040
Speaker 1: Everybody can get their own blue ribbon. Stop comparing yourself

1228
01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:39,200
Speaker 1: to everybody else. If I keep looking at open Winfrey, man,

1229
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:42,680
Speaker 1: I might be sad for a long time. Man. I

1230
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 1: mean so if I look in my life from where

1231
01:22:45,479 --> 01:22:48,960
Speaker 1: I started from from stuttering, from flunking out of school,

1232
01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:53,200
Speaker 1: from losing everything, out owned twice, from being homeless, and

1233
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:57,360
Speaker 1: where I'm at now, I'm a success. If you look

1234
01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,679
Speaker 1: at your life, let's just look at your life where

1235
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:03,439
Speaker 1: you start it fall. Say you got a supervisory position

1236
01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:07,799
Speaker 1: down at the post office, you're a success. What about

1237
01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:10,679
Speaker 1: when you wasn't working at all. And now you drive

1238
01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:13,760
Speaker 1: a truck. But remember when you didn't have no job.

1239
01:23:14,760 --> 01:23:17,280
Speaker 1: Remember when you know your brother says that you're working.

1240
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:23,040
Speaker 1: You're a success. You're a success man, because life ain't

1241
01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:28,479
Speaker 1: a game. It's a contest. The only person you in

1242
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:32,120
Speaker 1: it with is yourself. You ain't in it with Oprah

1243
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:35,240
Speaker 1: and Tyler. Theyre in a whole other land. They in

1244
01:23:35,320 --> 01:23:41,080
Speaker 1: another category. Get in your category. Get your blue ribbon

1245
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:44,280
Speaker 1: at what you can get A blue ribbon in life

1246
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:49,719
Speaker 1: is not a game. It's a contest. You can blue

1247
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:53,560
Speaker 1: ribbon in any category. You can come up with the

1248
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:57,200
Speaker 1: sweetest sugar. You can come up with the best hair cut,

1249
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:00,080
Speaker 1: you can come up with the best mode law on,

1250
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:04,000
Speaker 1: you can come up with the prettiest tractor. You can

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Speaker 1: go down there with the biggest pumpkin. Just go get

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Speaker 1: your blue ribbon in life, man, Stop competing against other people.

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Speaker 1: Success ain't how far you got, it's the distance you

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Speaker 1: travel from where you started. Those are my clothing. Who

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Speaker 1: drop the mic? Baby, drop? Yeah, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: I gotta get drop drop. There's really silver webb. I

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Speaker 1: know y'all heard I started too. So Steven, how do

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Speaker 1: you how do you come up with these, I just

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Speaker 1: I just think of my life, all the lessons I've learned.

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Speaker 1: I've learned all these lessons. I got sixty one years

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Speaker 1: of grinding and hustling. And in my sixty one years

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Speaker 1: of grinding and hustling, I've hoarded lessons in my mind.

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Speaker 1: And I just think, man, that if I share them

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Speaker 1: with people, Like I'm trying to come out with this

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Speaker 1: app where I can share it with people, where people

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Speaker 1: can take these and I'm gonna give it a real

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Speaker 1: catchy name. But about peep this? You like that one? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't lemon drop those on you. You don't like that? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't see why? Listen up? Hey, how about this

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Speaker 1: from right here? How about have yourself a great weekend

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Speaker 1: for all? Steve Every contests no purchase necessary, void where prohibited.

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Speaker 1: Participants must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,

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Speaker 1: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: FM dot com. You're listening, she was staying Harday Morning

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