WEBVTT - #215: Spackle My Crackle 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:08.360 Start dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:16.640 Start Data. They're making noise data dot Up. Episode two. 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:23.439 It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast In your ear Holes. That 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:26.480 sounds gross. Yeah, I was just thinking that. I didn't 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:29.480 want to comment. I'm like, that doesn't sound right. You're 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:32.880 in your ear holes with all that wax and build up, Yeah, 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:36.479 lots of I mean technically you have to go through 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:40.760 your ear holes to experience us, if you think about it, Yeah, absolutely, 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:42.680 I mean otherwise, I mean I don't know anybody else. 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:46.400 Does anyone listen through their asshole? You know, based on 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:48.680 some of the feedback we get sometimes I would think yes, 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:53.400 like a seventy seven clearly listened to his asshole if 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:57.640 you think about it. Um. So here we are in 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:02.319 the afternoon on a on a Wednesday. Um and uh yes, 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.920 earliest we've done this is Yeah. This it feels weird, 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:08.920 it feels bizarre. Brody, there's light out. It's light out. 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.080 I mean, wow, look I can see out my window. Well, 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:14.440 not only early in the day but early in the week. Yeah, 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:19.440 that's crazy. Thursday Friday. Yeah, we've been slacking, man. You 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.960 better get on your get your ship. It's been you 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:26.040 by the way. Yeah all right, wait, okay, let me 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:28.720 fast forward to seventy minutes from now when Brody cuts 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:31.560 us short because you've got some stuff to do. Yeah, 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:33.440 I have a tele him at appointment. Okay, that's a 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:36.400 great story, but you're gonna cut as short before I 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:39.280 cut us short. Well, why can't we record tonight, scare 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:43.280 We can't record tonight because of you? No, because of you. 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:45.679 You said yes some of people you said on Wednesday, 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:49.360 I have the screenshot. I can't record Wednesday night. You 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:52.080 gave me this on Sunday. You actually woke me up. 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:54.560 Oh that. I don't know what I have to do tonight, 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:56.000 but it's something I better remember what it is. You 0:01:56.080 --> 0:01:59.400 better look at your calendar, man, Come on, bra Holy 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:02.800 sh it, I gotta or something. Or have you been 0:02:02.880 --> 0:02:04.960 loading up your calendar where a lot of stuff, like 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:08.560 I mean, ever since like pandemic ended like all of 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.639 a sudden, like now boom, it's been an explosion of 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:16.440 meals and events and traveling and things that they've been 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:20.720 added to our schedules beyond our control. It's like everybody 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:23.960 wants to do ship now. Well you know what I'm 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:27.040 I'm I'm not gonna say, I'm traveling and doing all 0:02:27.080 --> 0:02:30.000 the things you're doing. But yes, so I put everything 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:32.639 in my in my Google calendar on my phone. The 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:35.240 calendar is filling up quick. It's filling up. But every 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:36.720 day it fills up, and then I don't get to 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:37.880 it all and I have to move it to the 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:39.760 next day that I move. It's like, you know what, 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:41.720 I can't. I go, Oh, Monday, I didn't get it done. 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:44.760 Let me try Thursday. Then Thursday comes. I've got stuff 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:47.880 in my phone since November that says I get it done, 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:49.960 and I'm like, I still haven't done it. What are 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:51.520 some of the things in your phone that you haven't 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:53.840 gotten done since November? I'd love to know. Let me 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.160 pull up my my list of calendar events. Let's see. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:59.640 Because I have I have something um I have called 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:02.359 the g I back about the black the back splash 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:06.720 um estimate from my from my kitchen that was from 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:10.560 that was from one I never called the guy back. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.760 I still have to get the estimate. Can you imagine 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:16.840 that I have no back splash? Uh? So, now how 0:03:16.840 --> 0:03:18.480 do you live? Well? When I caught what you know? 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:20.680 When I cook sauce, now it just splatters all over 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.840 the back fucking wall and it stains it. It's disgusting. 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.120 By the way, speaking of Sauce, the Jets drafted a 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:30.639 guy whose nickname is Sauce. That's just that's really that's 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:33.320 the first name he goes by. And so I made 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:36.360 a joke on Twitter that, oh, now that he comes 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:38.240 to the New York, New Jersey area, all the Italians 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:41.240 gonna call him gravy. So people who got that joke, 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:44.840 we're like, oh, that's funny because some well Italians called 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:47.720 sauce gravy. If you cook meating it, then it becomes gravy. 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:50.360 Even if it's right, I'd say it's a send Diane 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:57.480 Family Montage pick. That's from January. Okay, that's a year 0:03:57.480 --> 0:03:59.760 and a half ago. You got me beat uh wine 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:04.120 by I don't pick for client July. Still haven't sent it. 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:08.160 Audio for Shitty that's the guy on Instagram shitty p 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:12.520 D and Shitty d City Jock sty radio jock. Right, 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:15.280 he wanted audio of us ripping the bad DJs. So 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:17.520 that was November six, of least. You never got that 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:21.920 to him. No, since November six, h let's see, Oh, 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:24.800 get the seat adjuster for the Ford for my kids 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:30.120 car December. That's just some of them. Okay, So mine 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:33.040 is more of the repairing. You know, my bathroom is 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:36.280 in shambles, and and because I'm dragging my feet on 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.400 getting this project done, I want to do the little 0:04:38.440 --> 0:04:44.240 odds and ends. So I have I have, Um, this 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:50.200 is gonna sound weird, but cock the cracks. Cock the 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:53.600 cracks in my in my bathroom tiles because some of 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:56.680 them have like mold growing. Okay, still haven't gotten that done. 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.480 And then I had because I don't know which color 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:03.360 coalk to buy. Some would say it's it's almond cock. 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:06.360 But I'm not going home depot anytime soon, and I'm 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:07.960 certainly not gonna do it on my own. I'm gonna 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:11.240 call the the maintenance guy to come up it. Flip 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:12.880 the guy at twenty it'll come up here and he'll 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:15.240 he'll cock my crack. You think he's gonna cook your 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.680 crack for twenty You bet you better buy him dinner. First, 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:20.240 I have to fix a broken tile in the bathroom 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:24.880 that's on my list, and there's a giant crack. Why 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:26.800 do you say I have to fix the tile when 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:28.560 you actually mean I have to get a guy to 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:30.120 fix the tile. Well, you know what I mean at 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:32.960 this point, and then another crack. There's a crack on 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:35.760 the crack. Dude, there's a crack going down my entire 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:39.680 living room wall. It goes from the top to the bottom. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:41.800 And I'm like, maybe I should have that checked out 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:44.200 by something. To me, that's a larger problem. But I'm 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:47.640 like someone I wrote, speckle the crack. I wrote, you 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:52.760 are the most unhandy person you live in it. Here's 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.320 the thing that you live in an apartment where you 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.040 are You own the apartment, right, but you still have 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:58.960 a super like a you know, a guy who fixes stuff, 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:00.960 but you don't like you didn't you call the guy 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.960 to fix your table that you broke your your microphone 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:06.920 remember then, oh yeah we had it was live on 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:10.280 the podcast when the microphone fell off the hinge and 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.560 I'm holding it and I'm like, this is bad news. 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:15.640 He came up and he had to, you know, use 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:18.120 a drill. You never had a drill in my apartment. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:20.799 Use a drill. I used the drill yesterday. I fixed 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:24.320 the uh, the hinge on the gate. The hinge they 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:28.200 latch on the gate to my deck. And then and 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.920 then I noticed that the reason the gate was out 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:33.480 of alignment was that the part of the the the 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:38.000 fence of my deck that connects to the corner of 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:41.760 my deck was loose. The the I don't I don't 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:45.200 know how they do this. So it's like a double 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:48.480 ended screw that they put in between the post and 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:53.000 the fence part. Yeah, double ended screw. And so I 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:57.280 had to buy a corner piece like a triangle and 0:06:57.320 --> 0:07:00.839 then drill that into the corner to attach it. Now 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.160 you did that, Yeah, Now my gate closes and and 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:08.520 clicks the latch perfectly. Because this is well perfect. I'll 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.280 have you know that. When I moved into this apartment, 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.600 one of the housewoman gifts I got was from my 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:18.000 parents a huge drill set and all the bits and 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:21.400 all the tools, crazy tools. And then to take the 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:25.280 box that's sitting in my closet, and I swear it's 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.880 now fifteen years later. I don't think. I think I 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.000 opened it once, but it was so the maintenance guy 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:32.240 could fix something in the nice He was, hey, I 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.400 don't have this drill bit you And I'm like, actually, 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:35.880 I think I do. And I go out and I 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.240 dust off the big box in my closet and I 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.680 just opened up the box and I showed him, I'm like, here, 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:43.160 take your pick. And he found what he needed in there. 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:45.840 And that was the first and only time anything was touched. 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:49.440 And and and this is apparently a nice drill whatever 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:52.160 it is. Apparently it's a U I hear it's a 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:54.880 nice drill. And my father said that you spent good 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:57.040 money on it. Anyway, people said, I got you one 0:07:57.040 --> 0:08:01.000 of those nice drills today. But he is exactly what 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:03.840 I'm not. He you know, my fine man a man. 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:07.080 He's a plumber. He's an electrician. No, my father, No, 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:10.240 he's an electrician. He's a police old school he's he's 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.520 a mechanic. He used to get under the car and 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:15.320 fucking you know, change all kinds of ship underneath there. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.320 My father, my father did a lot of that ship 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.720 around house too. Used to install telephones. He was a 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:23.520 police officer, but you know, to install phones. Wiring he had. 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.760 He had the big staple gun where you could stick attack. 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:29.360 I love it, put the wires on the wall. Yeah, 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:31.120 my father's I have one of those, my father, that 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:33.800 was part of the gift set. I've never used it. 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:36.559 I don't think there's staples in it. But for anyone 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:39.319 who says that I'm bougie, you should see the ship 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.719 you used to see the hold on you should see 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:45.360 the crap in the bullshit that is my apartment. Okay, 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.400 my caving an apartment. Okay, so maybe I decided to 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:51.680 spend my paycheck on other things. But your your bougie. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:53.920 You're lazy, but you're bougie and that doesn't count. But 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:55.480 you canna say you're not bougie because you live in 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.960 a dump. I don't, but I don't live. I don't 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:02.240 live extravagantly. Everyone thinks that I have this. You live 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:05.040 in a very nice apartment. It's an apartment, though I 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.880 don't have. I don't have space out of green. Because 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:09.719 you have no fear if you don't want, I asked you, 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:11.040 because if you had a house, what would you do 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:13.120 to be no one to come fix anything? You don't 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:15.599 have a super in the house. No, I die, forget it. 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.839 You're kidding me. That's also my fear of moving into 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:22.080 something bigger than this. At least here, I have a doorman, 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.080 I have maintenance people. I could pick up my phone, 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:27.520 I could text the text the super George to George, 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:31.319 the Super George the super I just texted like, hey man, 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.480 I'm having trouble with blank. I hear a weird noise 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:35.199 here and he comes up and he comes to the 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:37.720 rescue every time time. But you live in an apartment, 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:40.959 regardless of how nice it is. It's the size that 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.440 that a twenty four year old gets when she gets 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:46.080 he or she gets the first job. It's a one 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:49.680 bedroom apartment. Look, I look people like if you guys 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.760 are listening and a live in a studio. It's not 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:54.720 I'm not saying anybody where you live, but scary. Can 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:58.199 at least get a two bedroom you can have company over. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:01.079 He could get something with a little more space. Anyway, 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.680 he works hard for the money. The place is showing. 0:10:03.840 --> 0:10:07.960 It's it's age. Things are very very hard for the money. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:11.280 Thanks great reference, But no, really, I I really am 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:14.280 screwed because little by little things are you know, the 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.120 walls are caving in. I have stuff of my to 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:19.040 do list. There's cracks appearing, and and I'm like, is 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:20.760 it time to get like like kind of like get 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.120 out of here and sell this thing or go somewhere else. 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:24.920 I don't know, I've told you to move. You like 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:28.920 to look The problem is you're comfortable. You uh, you 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:32.280 liked where you live. You like the location. You like it. 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:34.160 It's close to all the places you like to hang out. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:37.160 And I'm too lazy to pack. You should get something bigger. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:40.200 You should get a bigger bedroom, more closets. You should 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.360 have a bigger living room. Look, I know you don't 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.720 have a lot of company, but Robin, your girlfriend deserves 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:48.319 a little more space. If the slices saw my place, 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.760 they would actually be surprised at how humble, how humble 0:10:51.800 --> 0:10:56.640 of all. At least get to when you and Greg 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:58.800 t and you and Rich had a two bedroom too bad, 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.400 it was bigger than this place. Yes, that's at least 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:03.640 you should have that. You should at least have a 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:06.240 common area with a big living room and a big 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:09.120 walk like walk around space. You need, You need, Robin 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:11.079 have her own bathroom if she wants so. When you 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:12.640 blow up the bathroom which she wants to put a 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:14.880 makeup on the counter, she said, Robin, I got your 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:17.920 own bathroom. That's it. Let her keep her stuff there. 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:20.560 She's not living with you, but I have a normal space. Yeah, 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.080 now you know, I'm still living in a situation where 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:24.839 I have to turn on the fawshit before I take 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:27.880 a dump, Yeah, just to block out the water in 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.360 the sound. By the way, we got this text message 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:32.960 today from area code seven, which I believe is Ohio. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:36.680 Uh oh, my god. Over the course of this pandemic, 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:41.160 scary this was today, scary has become two thousand percent bougie. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:45.680 Hold on or he's hit the next level whatever that's called. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.800 So whatever, it's above bougie. They're accusing you of that, 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:50.440 they said. I say this after listening to the last 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:53.360 episode of The Brooklyn Boys and the Big Show. Ha 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:57.400 ha ha that was today. Well, so what would what 0:11:57.559 --> 0:12:00.520 would if you looked at my place, and I'm being honest, 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:04.199 if you take a look at what, there's nothing bougie about. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:07.400 This is a very living rooms bougie, at least your 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:11.880 living room. I could I could literally lay across you, 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.560 you know what. I could barely room for a blue 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:18.000 mattress in my living room. I have a small, tiny place. Yes, 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:21.240 but it's bougie. It's bougie because you took a photograph 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:25.120 from a fancy magazine and recreated it with all fancy 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:28.040 furniture of fancy rug you know the name of the rug. 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:31.120 You have. Who makes the rug in your living room scary? 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.199 I have no idea. I know you guys don't know 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:37.520 where you're going with this. The furniture, the furnchise in name. Well, yeah, 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.480 when I moved in, I spent a decent amount on 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:42.319 the couch right and and the matching chairs, the whole 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:44.600 blue and brown thing. Yeah, yeah, I did. I did. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.400 But but it's just I live in a seven hundred 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:51.920 square foot space total. That's my entire apartment. Listen, most 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:55.800 people have a lot more than that. Listening to this absolutely, 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:59.079 then oh I needed to spell all rumors of me 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:01.719 being bougie. No, but but the rest of your life 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:04.280 is bougie. Where you go, what you wear, where you eat, Well, 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:07.560 that's what we don't spend our paychecks to where we want, right. 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:09.679 Some people put it into home improvement and they're and 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.319 they're wonderful living space. And I decided to piss it 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:15.880 away on bottles at the club. That's just the lifestyle 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:20.679 style thing. It's my one less sparkle, one less bottle 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:23.319 with a sparkler in it, and calk your bathroom. I 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:25.959 think you gotta find some balance in your life. I 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.040 think I think you go you go for one less 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:30.720 sushi brunch and you fix the crack in your wall. 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.079 That's what I think. I think you have to go 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:37.160 for a couple less mimosas and and fix the tile 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.760 it's broken, you know, like you gotta figure out what 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:41.800 you can cut back on a little bit. But it's 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.360 the point is it's one of the other. It's not 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:48.079 being it's as I'm choosing. I'm choosing what to do. 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:52.079 If we're all created somewhat equal here, I mean we 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:55.480 don't have you know, we're not millionaires. We all then 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:59.199 then if you can still I'm just my money is 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:03.000 allocated towards things that tend to be a little bit 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:06.080 more of a of a bougee lifestyle. Because I don't 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.880 have kids, I don't have to pay for child support. 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:11.360 I don't have to pay for kids. Kids call you're 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:14.280 having kids and getting divorced in one I don't have 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.640 to pay for I don't have to pay for child support. 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:18.319 I don't have to pay for college. I don't have 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:21.920 to worry about diapers. I don't know. You know, listen, 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.000 kids cost money. Pets cost money. I don't even have 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.280 a pet. I don't know. And you've made hundreds of 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:29.360 dollars doing that that diaper. Commercial pets come, right, but 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.280 pets cost. Pets cost money too, right, I don't have 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:37.480 a pet. I mean, I mean single income household there, 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.600 all right, you still need to fix your ship up. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:42.160 I guess I do. But if that's the case, that 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.640 balances out the boogie in my opinion. And yeah, I 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:47.440 spent a lot of money on this god damn equipment. 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.520 So we continue to have this podcast in this format 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:52.920 where I get to be at home and you get 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:56.240 to be at home and hopefully your table doesn't break again. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:15:01.600 Buck you podcast, Body and Scary Scared. Did I tell 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:03.560 you about the dinner I had with my cousins? Did 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:05.920 I tell you that where they picked the restaurant? Did 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.720 I tell you that story? No? But I feel a cheap, 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:11.160 a cheap moment coming on. No, I are you sure 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:13.080 I didn't tell you the story where the waiter got 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.720 everything wrong? Yes? Oh yeah, of course. Oh yeah. So 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.720 I'm looking on my phone. I'm looking at the picture. 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:19.960 I may have to post the picture of the chicken 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:24.000 palm with string beans. Yes, terrible, terrible. So I told 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.440 you about that last week. So I had a craving 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:29.960 at a craving. What's today Wednesday? Over the weekend, I 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.720 had a craving. It was Saturday night, and I don't 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:35.440 know I was. I was driving out and about and 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:40.560 it was ten forty and I had a craving for 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:45.880 Wanton egg drop soup from a Chinese restaurant. Now there's 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:48.120 a problem with one ton egg drop sup in New Jersey. 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:51.560 What's that? It all tastes like a little bit of 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:54.880 like chicken soupy. It doesn't taste like what I'm used 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:57.560 to in Brooklyn. In Brooklyn, everybody made one ton egp 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:01.960 super same. Now one ton egg up loup is usually 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.000 egg drop soup, which you can get on the menu. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.240 And in Brooklyn or in the boroughs in New York City, 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:10.240 they put with the wantons in the egg drop and 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.760 and roast pork because roast pork comes in Wanton soup. 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.440 So the best of all the world's together, take right 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:18.800 the best of the Wanton soup minus the soup, and 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:21.680 they put egg drop soup in, which is thicker and 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:24.920 it's like pieces of egg in it. It's it's fantastic. 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:28.040 It really is unique. I don't know if anyone does 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:31.360 it like that. Well. In New Jersey. What they do 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:33.640 is they just put the wantons in the egg drop 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.000 soup and no pork. Now, the pork gives it a 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.920 special flavor, it gives it a different flavor to it. 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:43.040 So I've only found two places in all of New 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:46.280 Jersey that put pork in the wanton egg drop soup 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.600 that I can enjoy it the way I did growing up, 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.200 because it's like a meal, but out the pork. It's like, 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:53.760 well it was the pork. I've had place I've paid 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:56.520 them extra to throw the pork in. They're like, oh, no, pork, 0:16:56.560 --> 0:16:59.080 I go, please put the park in. Please. I've had 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:00.880 places lie to me. I go to put the roast 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:02.720 pork in. Yes, and then when I get it there 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:04.399 is then they go, oh, no, there's pork in the 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.480 one time, that's not what I asked you for. I 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:09.200 asked you for roast pork roast port. And it's a 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:12.240 stringy version of roast pork. Right, It's just it's red, 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:15.440 it's sliced, it's you know, it's got Okay. So there's 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:18.080 one place I love, the only place that makes it right. 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:21.520 They're closed. So I'm like, I'm gonna go to other place. 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:24.040 I'm gonna go to other place that's open. Is two 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.800 places a block apart from each other on the main avenue, 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:29.160 about ten minutes from my house. I don't normally go there, 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:31.600 but they're still open. So I go to the first place. 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:33.480 I get the soup in the bag and out to 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.320 my car. It was I don't know, tennuts before they closed, 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:38.440 and they didn't put the pork in the soup, even 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.119 though the one time I ordered from there before they 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:43.480 did no pork in the soup. I go to go 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:47.600 back inside. The doors locked. Are we closed? We closed? What? 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:51.600 I just can't Yeah, we cloked. They closed at five 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:54.520 to eleven. They locked the door. When when back in, all, 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:57.280 well it's supposed to be eleven o'clock right right there. 0:17:57.320 --> 0:17:59.320 Will let me back and pork. They go, okay, here 0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:03.639 you like they do that? Okay, you're closed. Sorry, So 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:06.200 he's like, you know what, the guys like what He's 0:18:06.200 --> 0:18:07.720 gonna go to get the boss in the back. I'm like, 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:09.359 I forget it. I gotta get out of here. So 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:10.760 I go up the block to the other place. I 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:13.080 got three minutes. I go to the other place I've 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:15.920 never tried before, but they're open. I'm like, you know what, 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:17.760 let me do a taste test, let me pray. The 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:20.720 place I've never gone to before has roast pork in 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:22.600 the soup. So I go and I want a one 0:18:22.600 --> 0:18:24.520 tonics time. I go, this is your superp pork in it? No, 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:27.159 I go, you know, just give it to me, Just 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:29.520 just let me have it, because I'll do a taste test. Whatever. 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:33.200 And they're about to close. So instead of having soup 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:35.080 in the metal containers that are in the like the 0:18:35.119 --> 0:18:38.439 steam table, she takes it out of a tup aware 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:42.399 and ladles it into the half container, the typical Chinese 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:46.800 food half container, puts it in the microwave, and I'm like, 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:51.359 this is not the way professional place. She takes it 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:53.520 out of the thing. I can't say. I can't walk out. 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:55.480 I can't be like forget it. I'm not. I'm like, 0:18:55.560 --> 0:18:57.720 it's three dollars whatever, it is three fifty whatever. So 0:18:57.840 --> 0:18:59.600 she puts it in the bag. I get to my 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:02.240 house and I eat the I tire the other soup. 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:05.960 It's it's not great, and the dog needs to go out. 0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:09.000 I walked the dog. At this point, it's been forty 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:14.600 five minutes since the second place microwaved my Chinese wanton 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:18.480 egg drop soup. I go to open it. Scary it 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:22.240 was five degrees. Oh did you burn your tongue? So 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:24.560 you can get some free dessert? Take a grape soda. 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:28.320 They gave me that grape soda, but not I'm realizing 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:32.160 it scary. How hot did it have to be? If 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:35.800 forty five minutes later it was I couldn't touch the container? 0:19:36.200 --> 0:19:38.680 Why it was so so? I left it out in 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:42.399 the counter an hour and a half later, no joke, 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:47.800 it was too hot to eat? Wow? How fucking hot 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:51.360 did they make that? What kind of nuclear well microwave 0:19:51.440 --> 0:19:55.200 did they have? But is that even possible? Though? Did 0:19:55.400 --> 0:19:57.840 for to say that stay that hot so long? I 0:19:58.000 --> 0:20:00.480 took the lid off so it would cool off, and 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:02.600