Speaker 1: Start dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: Start Data. They're making noise data dot Up. Episode two.
Speaker 1: It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast In your ear Holes. That
Speaker 1: sounds gross. Yeah, I was just thinking that. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to comment. I'm like, that doesn't sound right. You're
Speaker 1: in your ear holes with all that wax and build up, Yeah,
Speaker 1: lots of I mean technically you have to go through
Speaker 1: your ear holes to experience us, if you think about it, Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I mean otherwise, I mean I don't know anybody else.
Speaker 1: Does anyone listen through their asshole? You know, based on
Speaker 1: some of the feedback we get sometimes I would think yes,
Speaker 1: like a seventy seven clearly listened to his asshole if
Speaker 1: you think about it. Um. So here we are in
Speaker 1: the afternoon on a on a Wednesday. Um and uh yes,
Speaker 1: earliest we've done this is Yeah. This it feels weird,
Speaker 1: it feels bizarre. Brody, there's light out. It's light out.
Speaker 1: I mean, wow, look I can see out my window. Well,
Speaker 1: not only early in the day but early in the week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. Thursday Friday. Yeah, we've been slacking, man. You
Speaker 1: better get on your get your ship. It's been you
Speaker 1: by the way. Yeah all right, wait, okay, let me
Speaker 1: fast forward to seventy minutes from now when Brody cuts
Speaker 1: us short because you've got some stuff to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a tele him at appointment. Okay, that's a
Speaker 1: great story, but you're gonna cut as short before I
Speaker 1: cut us short. Well, why can't we record tonight, scare
Speaker 1: We can't record tonight because of you? No, because of you.
Speaker 1: You said yes some of people you said on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: I have the screenshot. I can't record Wednesday night. You
Speaker 1: gave me this on Sunday. You actually woke me up.
Speaker 1: Oh that. I don't know what I have to do tonight,
Speaker 1: but it's something I better remember what it is. You
Speaker 1: better look at your calendar, man, Come on, bra Holy
Speaker 1: sh it, I gotta or something. Or have you been
Speaker 1: loading up your calendar where a lot of stuff, like
Speaker 1: I mean, ever since like pandemic ended like all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, like now boom, it's been an explosion of
Speaker 1: meals and events and traveling and things that they've been
Speaker 1: added to our schedules beyond our control. It's like everybody
Speaker 1: wants to do ship now. Well you know what I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not gonna say, I'm traveling and doing all
Speaker 1: the things you're doing. But yes, so I put everything
Speaker 1: in my in my Google calendar on my phone. The
Speaker 1: calendar is filling up quick. It's filling up. But every
Speaker 1: day it fills up, and then I don't get to
Speaker 1: it all and I have to move it to the
Speaker 1: next day that I move. It's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I can't. I go, Oh, Monday, I didn't get it done.
Speaker 1: Let me try Thursday. Then Thursday comes. I've got stuff
Speaker 1: in my phone since November that says I get it done,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I still haven't done it. What are
Speaker 1: some of the things in your phone that you haven't
Speaker 1: gotten done since November? I'd love to know. Let me
Speaker 1: pull up my my list of calendar events. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Because I have I have something um I have called
Speaker 1: the g I back about the black the back splash
Speaker 1: um estimate from my from my kitchen that was from
Speaker 1: that was from one I never called the guy back.
Speaker 1: I still have to get the estimate. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: that I have no back splash? Uh? So, now how
Speaker 1: do you live? Well? When I caught what you know?
Speaker 1: When I cook sauce, now it just splatters all over
Speaker 1: the back fucking wall and it stains it. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of Sauce, the Jets drafted a
Speaker 1: guy whose nickname is Sauce. That's just that's really that's
Speaker 1: the first name he goes by. And so I made
Speaker 1: a joke on Twitter that, oh, now that he comes
Speaker 1: to the New York, New Jersey area, all the Italians
Speaker 1: gonna call him gravy. So people who got that joke,
Speaker 1: we're like, oh, that's funny because some well Italians called
Speaker 1: sauce gravy. If you cook meating it, then it becomes gravy.
Speaker 1: Even if it's right, I'd say it's a send Diane
Speaker 1: Family Montage pick. That's from January. Okay, that's a year
Speaker 1: and a half ago. You got me beat uh wine
Speaker 1: by I don't pick for client July. Still haven't sent it.
Speaker 1: Audio for Shitty that's the guy on Instagram shitty p
Speaker 1: D and Shitty d City Jock sty radio jock. Right,
Speaker 1: he wanted audio of us ripping the bad DJs. So
Speaker 1: that was November six, of least. You never got that
Speaker 1: to him. No, since November six, h let's see, Oh,
Speaker 1: get the seat adjuster for the Ford for my kids
Speaker 1: car December. That's just some of them. Okay, So mine
Speaker 1: is more of the repairing. You know, my bathroom is
Speaker 1: in shambles, and and because I'm dragging my feet on
Speaker 1: getting this project done, I want to do the little
Speaker 1: odds and ends. So I have I have, Um, this
Speaker 1: is gonna sound weird, but cock the cracks. Cock the
Speaker 1: cracks in my in my bathroom tiles because some of
Speaker 1: them have like mold growing. Okay, still haven't gotten that done.
Speaker 1: And then I had because I don't know which color
Speaker 1: coalk to buy. Some would say it's it's almond cock.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going home depot anytime soon, and I'm
Speaker 1: certainly not gonna do it on my own. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call the the maintenance guy to come up it. Flip
Speaker 1: the guy at twenty it'll come up here and he'll
Speaker 1: he'll cock my crack. You think he's gonna cook your
Speaker 1: crack for twenty You bet you better buy him dinner. First,
Speaker 1: I have to fix a broken tile in the bathroom
Speaker 1: that's on my list, and there's a giant crack. Why
Speaker 1: do you say I have to fix the tile when
Speaker 1: you actually mean I have to get a guy to
Speaker 1: fix the tile. Well, you know what I mean at
Speaker 1: this point, and then another crack. There's a crack on
Speaker 1: the crack. Dude, there's a crack going down my entire
Speaker 1: living room wall. It goes from the top to the bottom.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, maybe I should have that checked out
Speaker 1: by something. To me, that's a larger problem. But I'm
Speaker 1: like someone I wrote, speckle the crack. I wrote, you
Speaker 1: are the most unhandy person you live in it. Here's
Speaker 1: the thing that you live in an apartment where you
Speaker 1: are You own the apartment, right, but you still have
Speaker 1: a super like a you know, a guy who fixes stuff,
Speaker 1: but you don't like you didn't you call the guy
Speaker 1: to fix your table that you broke your your microphone
Speaker 1: remember then, oh yeah we had it was live on
Speaker 1: the podcast when the microphone fell off the hinge and
Speaker 1: I'm holding it and I'm like, this is bad news.
Speaker 1: He came up and he had to, you know, use
Speaker 1: a drill. You never had a drill in my apartment.
Speaker 1: Use a drill. I used the drill yesterday. I fixed
Speaker 1: the uh, the hinge on the gate. The hinge they
Speaker 1: latch on the gate to my deck. And then and
Speaker 1: then I noticed that the reason the gate was out
Speaker 1: of alignment was that the part of the the the
Speaker 1: fence of my deck that connects to the corner of
Speaker 1: my deck was loose. The the I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know how they do this. So it's like a double
Speaker 1: ended screw that they put in between the post and
Speaker 1: the fence part. Yeah, double ended screw. And so I
Speaker 1: had to buy a corner piece like a triangle and
Speaker 1: then drill that into the corner to attach it. Now
Speaker 1: you did that, Yeah, Now my gate closes and and
Speaker 1: clicks the latch perfectly. Because this is well perfect. I'll
Speaker 1: have you know that. When I moved into this apartment,
Speaker 1: one of the housewoman gifts I got was from my
Speaker 1: parents a huge drill set and all the bits and
Speaker 1: all the tools, crazy tools. And then to take the
Speaker 1: box that's sitting in my closet, and I swear it's
Speaker 1: now fifteen years later. I don't think. I think I
Speaker 1: opened it once, but it was so the maintenance guy
Speaker 1: could fix something in the nice He was, hey, I
Speaker 1: don't have this drill bit you And I'm like, actually,
Speaker 1: I think I do. And I go out and I
Speaker 1: dust off the big box in my closet and I
Speaker 1: just opened up the box and I showed him, I'm like, here,
Speaker 1: take your pick. And he found what he needed in there.
Speaker 1: And that was the first and only time anything was touched.
Speaker 1: And and and this is apparently a nice drill whatever
Speaker 1: it is. Apparently it's a U I hear it's a
Speaker 1: nice drill. And my father said that you spent good
Speaker 1: money on it. Anyway, people said, I got you one
Speaker 1: of those nice drills today. But he is exactly what
Speaker 1: I'm not. He you know, my fine man a man.
Speaker 1: He's a plumber. He's an electrician. No, my father, No,
Speaker 1: he's an electrician. He's a police old school he's he's
Speaker 1: a mechanic. He used to get under the car and
Speaker 1: fucking you know, change all kinds of ship underneath there.
Speaker 1: My father, my father did a lot of that ship
Speaker 1: around house too. Used to install telephones. He was a
Speaker 1: police officer, but you know, to install phones. Wiring he had.
Speaker 1: He had the big staple gun where you could stick attack.
Speaker 1: I love it, put the wires on the wall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my father's I have one of those, my father, that
Speaker 1: was part of the gift set. I've never used it.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's staples in it. But for anyone
Speaker 1: who says that I'm bougie, you should see the ship
Speaker 1: you used to see the hold on you should see
Speaker 1: the crap in the bullshit that is my apartment. Okay,
Speaker 1: my caving an apartment. Okay, so maybe I decided to
Speaker 1: spend my paycheck on other things. But your your bougie.
Speaker 1: You're lazy, but you're bougie and that doesn't count. But
Speaker 1: you canna say you're not bougie because you live in
Speaker 1: a dump. I don't, but I don't live. I don't
Speaker 1: live extravagantly. Everyone thinks that I have this. You live
Speaker 1: in a very nice apartment. It's an apartment, though I
Speaker 1: don't have. I don't have space out of green. Because
Speaker 1: you have no fear if you don't want, I asked you,
Speaker 1: because if you had a house, what would you do
Speaker 1: to be no one to come fix anything? You don't
Speaker 1: have a super in the house. No, I die, forget it.
Speaker 1: You're kidding me. That's also my fear of moving into
Speaker 1: something bigger than this. At least here, I have a doorman,
Speaker 1: I have maintenance people. I could pick up my phone,
Speaker 1: I could text the text the super George to George,
Speaker 1: the Super George the super I just texted like, hey man,
Speaker 1: I'm having trouble with blank. I hear a weird noise
Speaker 1: here and he comes up and he comes to the
Speaker 1: rescue every time time. But you live in an apartment,
Speaker 1: regardless of how nice it is. It's the size that
Speaker 1: that a twenty four year old gets when she gets
Speaker 1: he or she gets the first job. It's a one
Speaker 1: bedroom apartment. Look, I look people like if you guys
Speaker 1: are listening and a live in a studio. It's not
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anybody where you live, but scary. Can
Speaker 1: at least get a two bedroom you can have company over.
Speaker 1: He could get something with a little more space. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he works hard for the money. The place is showing.
Speaker 1: It's it's age. Things are very very hard for the money.
Speaker 1: Thanks great reference, But no, really, I I really am
Speaker 1: screwed because little by little things are you know, the
Speaker 1: walls are caving in. I have stuff of my to
Speaker 1: do list. There's cracks appearing, and and I'm like, is
Speaker 1: it time to get like like kind of like get
Speaker 1: out of here and sell this thing or go somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've told you to move. You like
Speaker 1: to look The problem is you're comfortable. You uh, you
Speaker 1: liked where you live. You like the location. You like it.
Speaker 1: It's close to all the places you like to hang out.
Speaker 1: And I'm too lazy to pack. You should get something bigger.
Speaker 1: You should get a bigger bedroom, more closets. You should
Speaker 1: have a bigger living room. Look, I know you don't
Speaker 1: have a lot of company, but Robin, your girlfriend deserves
Speaker 1: a little more space. If the slices saw my place,
Speaker 1: they would actually be surprised at how humble, how humble
Speaker 1: of all. At least get to when you and Greg
Speaker 1: t and you and Rich had a two bedroom too bad,
Speaker 1: it was bigger than this place. Yes, that's at least
Speaker 1: you should have that. You should at least have a
Speaker 1: common area with a big living room and a big
Speaker 1: walk like walk around space. You need, You need, Robin
Speaker 1: have her own bathroom if she wants so. When you
Speaker 1: blow up the bathroom which she wants to put a
Speaker 1: makeup on the counter, she said, Robin, I got your
Speaker 1: own bathroom. That's it. Let her keep her stuff there.
Speaker 1: She's not living with you, but I have a normal space. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now you know, I'm still living in a situation where
Speaker 1: I have to turn on the fawshit before I take
Speaker 1: a dump, Yeah, just to block out the water in
Speaker 1: the sound. By the way, we got this text message
Speaker 1: today from area code seven, which I believe is Ohio.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, my god. Over the course of this pandemic,
Speaker 1: scary this was today, scary has become two thousand percent bougie.
Speaker 1: Hold on or he's hit the next level whatever that's called.
Speaker 1: So whatever, it's above bougie. They're accusing you of that,
Speaker 1: they said. I say this after listening to the last
Speaker 1: episode of The Brooklyn Boys and the Big Show. Ha
Speaker 1: ha ha that was today. Well, so what would what
Speaker 1: would if you looked at my place, and I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: if you take a look at what, there's nothing bougie about.
Speaker 1: This is a very living rooms bougie, at least your
Speaker 1: living room. I could I could literally lay across you,
Speaker 1: you know what. I could barely room for a blue
Speaker 1: mattress in my living room. I have a small, tiny place. Yes,
Speaker 1: but it's bougie. It's bougie because you took a photograph
Speaker 1: from a fancy magazine and recreated it with all fancy
Speaker 1: furniture of fancy rug you know the name of the rug.
Speaker 1: You have. Who makes the rug in your living room scary?
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I know you guys don't know
Speaker 1: where you're going with this. The furniture, the furnchise in name. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: when I moved in, I spent a decent amount on
Speaker 1: the couch right and and the matching chairs, the whole
Speaker 1: blue and brown thing. Yeah, yeah, I did. I did.
Speaker 1: But but it's just I live in a seven hundred
Speaker 1: square foot space total. That's my entire apartment. Listen, most
Speaker 1: people have a lot more than that. Listening to this absolutely,
Speaker 1: then oh I needed to spell all rumors of me
Speaker 1: being bougie. No, but but the rest of your life
Speaker 1: is bougie. Where you go, what you wear, where you eat, Well,
Speaker 1: that's what we don't spend our paychecks to where we want, right.
Speaker 1: Some people put it into home improvement and they're and
Speaker 1: they're wonderful living space. And I decided to piss it
Speaker 1: away on bottles at the club. That's just the lifestyle
Speaker 1: style thing. It's my one less sparkle, one less bottle
Speaker 1: with a sparkler in it, and calk your bathroom. I
Speaker 1: think you gotta find some balance in your life. I
Speaker 1: think I think you go you go for one less
Speaker 1: sushi brunch and you fix the crack in your wall.
Speaker 1: That's what I think. I think you have to go
Speaker 1: for a couple less mimosas and and fix the tile
Speaker 1: it's broken, you know, like you gotta figure out what
Speaker 1: you can cut back on a little bit. But it's
Speaker 1: the point is it's one of the other. It's not
Speaker 1: being it's as I'm choosing. I'm choosing what to do.
Speaker 1: If we're all created somewhat equal here, I mean we
Speaker 1: don't have you know, we're not millionaires. We all then
Speaker 1: then if you can still I'm just my money is
Speaker 1: allocated towards things that tend to be a little bit
Speaker 1: more of a of a bougee lifestyle. Because I don't
Speaker 1: have kids, I don't have to pay for child support.
Speaker 1: I don't have to pay for kids. Kids call you're
Speaker 1: having kids and getting divorced in one I don't have
Speaker 1: to pay for I don't have to pay for child support.
Speaker 1: I don't have to pay for college. I don't have
Speaker 1: to worry about diapers. I don't know. You know, listen,
Speaker 1: kids cost money. Pets cost money. I don't even have
Speaker 1: a pet. I don't know. And you've made hundreds of
Speaker 1: dollars doing that that diaper. Commercial pets come, right, but
Speaker 1: pets cost. Pets cost money too, right, I don't have
Speaker 1: a pet. I mean, I mean single income household there,
Speaker 1: all right, you still need to fix your ship up.
Speaker 1: I guess I do. But if that's the case, that
Speaker 1: balances out the boogie in my opinion. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: spent a lot of money on this god damn equipment.
Speaker 1: So we continue to have this podcast in this format
Speaker 1: where I get to be at home and you get
Speaker 1: to be at home and hopefully your table doesn't break again.
Speaker 1: Buck you podcast, Body and Scary Scared. Did I tell
Speaker 1: you about the dinner I had with my cousins? Did
Speaker 1: I tell you that where they picked the restaurant? Did
Speaker 1: I tell you that story? No? But I feel a cheap,
Speaker 1: a cheap moment coming on. No, I are you sure
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you the story where the waiter got
Speaker 1: everything wrong? Yes? Oh yeah, of course. Oh yeah. So
Speaker 1: I'm looking on my phone. I'm looking at the picture.
Speaker 1: I may have to post the picture of the chicken
Speaker 1: palm with string beans. Yes, terrible, terrible. So I told
Speaker 1: you about that last week. So I had a craving
Speaker 1: at a craving. What's today Wednesday? Over the weekend, I
Speaker 1: had a craving. It was Saturday night, and I don't
Speaker 1: know I was. I was driving out and about and
Speaker 1: it was ten forty and I had a craving for
Speaker 1: Wanton egg drop soup from a Chinese restaurant. Now there's
Speaker 1: a problem with one ton egg drop sup in New Jersey.
Speaker 1: What's that? It all tastes like a little bit of
Speaker 1: like chicken soupy. It doesn't taste like what I'm used
Speaker 1: to in Brooklyn. In Brooklyn, everybody made one ton egp
Speaker 1: super same. Now one ton egg up loup is usually
Speaker 1: egg drop soup, which you can get on the menu.
Speaker 1: And in Brooklyn or in the boroughs in New York City,
Speaker 1: they put with the wantons in the egg drop and
Speaker 1: and roast pork because roast pork comes in Wanton soup.
Speaker 1: So the best of all the world's together, take right
Speaker 1: the best of the Wanton soup minus the soup, and
Speaker 1: they put egg drop soup in, which is thicker and
Speaker 1: it's like pieces of egg in it. It's it's fantastic.
Speaker 1: It really is unique. I don't know if anyone does
Speaker 1: it like that. Well. In New Jersey. What they do
Speaker 1: is they just put the wantons in the egg drop
Speaker 1: soup and no pork. Now, the pork gives it a
Speaker 1: special flavor, it gives it a different flavor to it.
Speaker 1: So I've only found two places in all of New
Speaker 1: Jersey that put pork in the wanton egg drop soup
Speaker 1: that I can enjoy it the way I did growing up,
Speaker 1: because it's like a meal, but out the pork. It's like,
Speaker 1: well it was the pork. I've had place I've paid
Speaker 1: them extra to throw the pork in. They're like, oh, no, pork,
Speaker 1: I go, please put the park in. Please. I've had
Speaker 1: places lie to me. I go to put the roast
Speaker 1: pork in. Yes, and then when I get it there
Speaker 1: is then they go, oh, no, there's pork in the
Speaker 1: one time, that's not what I asked you for. I
Speaker 1: asked you for roast pork roast port. And it's a
Speaker 1: stringy version of roast pork. Right, It's just it's red,
Speaker 1: it's sliced, it's you know, it's got Okay. So there's
Speaker 1: one place I love, the only place that makes it right.
Speaker 1: They're closed. So I'm like, I'm gonna go to other place.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to other place that's open. Is two
Speaker 1: places a block apart from each other on the main avenue,
Speaker 1: about ten minutes from my house. I don't normally go there,
Speaker 1: but they're still open. So I go to the first place.
Speaker 1: I get the soup in the bag and out to
Speaker 1: my car. It was I don't know, tennuts before they closed,
Speaker 1: and they didn't put the pork in the soup, even
Speaker 1: though the one time I ordered from there before they
Speaker 1: did no pork in the soup. I go to go
Speaker 1: back inside. The doors locked. Are we closed? We closed? What?
Speaker 1: I just can't Yeah, we cloked. They closed at five
Speaker 1: to eleven. They locked the door. When when back in, all,
Speaker 1: well it's supposed to be eleven o'clock right right there.
Speaker 1: Will let me back and pork. They go, okay, here
Speaker 1: you like they do that? Okay, you're closed. Sorry, So
Speaker 1: he's like, you know what, the guys like what He's
Speaker 1: gonna go to get the boss in the back. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I forget it. I gotta get out of here. So
Speaker 1: I go up the block to the other place. I
Speaker 1: got three minutes. I go to the other place I've
Speaker 1: never tried before, but they're open. I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: let me do a taste test, let me pray. The
Speaker 1: place I've never gone to before has roast pork in
Speaker 1: the soup. So I go and I want a one
Speaker 1: tonics time. I go, this is your superp pork in it? No,
Speaker 1: I go, you know, just give it to me, Just
Speaker 1: just let me have it, because I'll do a taste test. Whatever.
Speaker 1: And they're about to close. So instead of having soup
Speaker 1: in the metal containers that are in the like the
Speaker 1: steam table, she takes it out of a tup aware
Speaker 1: and ladles it into the half container, the typical Chinese
Speaker 1: food half container, puts it in the microwave, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is not the way professional place. She takes it
Speaker 1: out of the thing. I can't say. I can't walk out.
Speaker 1: I can't be like forget it. I'm not. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's three dollars whatever, it is three fifty whatever. So
Speaker 1: she puts it in the bag. I get to my
Speaker 1: house and I eat the I tire the other soup.
Speaker 1: It's it's not great, and the dog needs to go out.
Speaker 1: I walked the dog. At this point, it's been forty
Speaker 1: five minutes since the second place microwaved my Chinese wanton
Speaker 1: egg drop soup. I go to open it. Scary it
Speaker 1: was five degrees. Oh did you burn your tongue? So
Speaker 1: you can get some free dessert? Take a grape soda.
Speaker 1: They gave me that grape soda, but not I'm realizing
Speaker 1: it scary. How hot did it have to be? If
Speaker 1: forty five minutes later it was I couldn't touch the container?
Speaker 1: Why it was so so? I left it out in
Speaker 1: the counter an hour and a half later, no joke,
Speaker 1: it was too hot to eat? Wow? How fucking hot
Speaker 1: did they make that? What kind of nuclear well microwave
Speaker 1: did they have? But is that even possible? Though? Did
Speaker 1: for to say that stay that hot so long? I
Speaker 1: took the lid off so it would cool off, and
Speaker 1: it was still hot. I know what it is. What
Speaker 1: it is. There was a lot of oil in there,
Speaker 1: and oil takes longer to to go back to room temperatures.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm going with. Yeah, it has to be
Speaker 1: because if it was just liquid like water, it will
Speaker 1: cool off quicker. Oil takes a long time, especially especially
Speaker 1: peanut oils and other olive certain oils, they take a
Speaker 1: longer time to go back to room temperature. So Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably it, Brodie. So I gotta I gotta a
Speaker 1: quart of oil. Yeah, depends oil, depends on give me
Speaker 1: a quote oil please. It was unbelievable I could And
Speaker 1: then when I found out at it, the noodles was
Speaker 1: stale and the soup was terrible. Sounds like a sounds
Speaker 1: like a party to me. Yeah, but it wasn't cold.
Speaker 1: You know, I had a funny eating experience. Um, you
Speaker 1: know you would love this, you know this is I
Speaker 1: think I wouldn't know you would because it involves steak.
Speaker 1: I went out. I went out for steak on Friday
Speaker 1: night ahead insert joke here. Yeah I didn't, Yeah, of
Speaker 1: course not. I was with my friends. We went out
Speaker 1: to this place. Explains why I wasn't there going. So
Speaker 1: this place in the Butcher's Block very very uh popular,
Speaker 1: like six times in the past years, so good. By
Speaker 1: the way, not a sponsor, and they're in Long Branch,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. They're wildly popular and they just redid the
Speaker 1: whole place and they're gearing up for their summer season.
Speaker 1: They're about to open their outdoors. Not a sponsor. And
Speaker 1: by the way, did not get anything for free paid
Speaker 1: retail Okay, uh yet no cap, no cap, no, no,
Speaker 1: please stop that people. No cap. That's what all the
Speaker 1: kids are saying. No cap. That means not stopped. Dead ass,
Speaker 1: dead ass, don't make me get salt. So so it's
Speaker 1: so cringe, right, uh like that. So one of the
Speaker 1: things they did is it's like a gimmicky thing. Right.
Speaker 1: They have these crazyest steak knives that are they're little
Speaker 1: meat cleavers, but they are handcrafted and they're like two
Speaker 1: fifty dollars each and they give you a meat cleaver
Speaker 1: to cut your steak. And it literally is very funny
Speaker 1: because you look like it's a miniature version of a
Speaker 1: giant fucking hatchet or meat cleaver that you see the
Speaker 1: butcher's use. Okay, that's there's an insignia, their symbol if
Speaker 1: their logo is that thing anyway, the meat cleaver. So
Speaker 1: they tell you, hey, don't steal our ship, right, because
Speaker 1: they realized that as soon as they introduced these to
Speaker 1: the dining room tables, they were fucking being stolen left
Speaker 1: and right. Um, they started telling us stories of how
Speaker 1: they have people on surveillance actually stealing these steak knives. Uh.
Speaker 1: And they put these people on there. They put like
Speaker 1: a black and white movie. They made like a black
Speaker 1: and white like kind of surveillance thing and they put
Speaker 1: the Larry David Curb Your Enthusiasm music. It's on their
Speaker 1: social media. If you go to the block en J
Speaker 1: you can actually see it's a few posts in and
Speaker 1: it literally is is people stealing steak knives out of
Speaker 1: the bus box anyway they can. But if there's eight
Speaker 1: people at the table, it's gotta be eight knives that
Speaker 1: returned to them. Otherwise they do this to you. And
Speaker 1: this is fucking brilliant. The bill comes they they know
Speaker 1: that you've stolen a knife because they didn't get them
Speaker 1: all back. All of a sudden, the bill shows up.
Speaker 1: They did this to a couple of a few people. Uh,
Speaker 1: and they had a table people that all the itemized
Speaker 1: things are on the receipt you know, um, tomahawks, steak, uh,
Speaker 1: French fries, and then one of the itemized things are
Speaker 1: stolen knife. It's like written because the bill is like
Speaker 1: some exorbitant amount of money, and people like, what do
Speaker 1: they charge me for? And and one of the items
Speaker 1: it says it's literally they haven't punched in the thing.
Speaker 1: So stolen knife comes up on the receipt, they get
Speaker 1: knife with them, they've already taken it because they've already
Speaker 1: cleared the plates, they've already cleared dessert. That was. That
Speaker 1: was one group of people that came in. They did
Speaker 1: that too, other people. Other groups of people. They caught
Speaker 1: on surveillance and they nabbed them at the door and
Speaker 1: they confronted them. Um or they they hit them with
Speaker 1: the fee right there. Anyway, they banned you for life
Speaker 1: and they forced you to pay five hundred dollars. Now,
Speaker 1: obviously this one group of people said, no, okay, here's
Speaker 1: the knife back. You got us because they wanted to
Speaker 1: five to come off the bill. But isn't that so
Speaker 1: fucking funny? But if they give the knife back and
Speaker 1: they still banned for life, I believe so if you
Speaker 1: make an attempt to rob their knives, they ain't putting
Speaker 1: up with your ship. It's fucked up. It's fun on
Speaker 1: a whole other level. This isn't now, this isn't outback.
Speaker 1: We're talking. I know, you know, we we joke about
Speaker 1: Froggy on our show. He likes to take steak knives
Speaker 1: and collect steak knives from places. But you know these
Speaker 1: are hand They say their handcrafted meat cleavers. They're so
Speaker 1: unique that you're gonna want to steal one if if
Speaker 1: you walk into the place, I guarantee it, but to
Speaker 1: deter from it, they warn you and then they stick
Speaker 1: you with it on the bill. I think. I just
Speaker 1: that was so funny. They take no ship at that place.
Speaker 1: That's great. Well, you know what, someday maybe someone will
Speaker 1: take me there and then I can. I'll steal a
Speaker 1: knife and then you'll get charged if you want to
Speaker 1: take you Ape seventy seven, take Brodie for a steak dinner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking of it a little bit. Yeah, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: some voicemails that were left on the Ape seventy seven
Speaker 1: hot line, and we have some talkbacks. Brody excited. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. And we have some Brody audio which
Speaker 1: I'm also excited about, including another clip from the Real
Speaker 1: Katie Babs. Another one, another one podcast should we get
Speaker 1: to the Katie Babs email? What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: It's not an email? Well, only have you let me
Speaker 1: tell my my my joke because you just said another one,
Speaker 1: another one, and that reminded Danielle did a story on
Speaker 1: on the Big Show. A couple of weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: I never got to this joke on our podcast on
Speaker 1: the Big Show because Elvis didn't do it. She was
Speaker 1: talking about an expensive DJ Khalid watch and that for
Speaker 1: some reason he spent like a hundred thousand dollars on it.
Speaker 1: But this it's defective and it does. And I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: because on the dial, and he's got another one, Hio,
Speaker 1: another one, another one. That was the problem. I like that.
Speaker 1: Did that not? I didn't make it, didn't get wait
Speaker 1: listen whatever. Yeah, So the question when will when will
Speaker 1: the unused punch Lines feature return to the podcast because
Speaker 1: it's been two years. Well that was one right there.
Speaker 1: We need to see we need a collection followed by
Speaker 1: an actual okay montage. We need a montage. You need
Speaker 1: to collect them up, yeah, you know, and then send
Speaker 1: it out. Let's let's let's push them all out together,
Speaker 1: one after another. You know what. I wait a minute, Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. I have a couple. Here, get the music.
Speaker 1: We haven't done this in a while. Now I have
Speaker 1: I have um, I only have two. I have two
Speaker 1: from a couple of weeks ago that that Elvis didn't use.
Speaker 1: These are unused punch lines making its return to the podcast.
Speaker 1: Haven't heard this one in two years because we all
Speaker 1: haven't been together in the studio, and Brodie hasn't really
Speaker 1: written any jokes. And you know, Brodie, that's not true.
Speaker 1: I write him in the chat room. I don't write
Speaker 1: him on paper. Brodie's listening on an earpiece from his
Speaker 1: toilet at his house while the show's going on the way.
Speaker 1: But it's a nice view from the toilet because I
Speaker 1: don't need to cock anything. Everything has been cocked. But
Speaker 1: you have to call. Yeah, but you definitely have to
Speaker 1: do something about your crack. Yeah, but never when I'm
Speaker 1: on the went on on the air with you guys,
Speaker 1: and then when you're on the toilet. All right, So
Speaker 1: we Daniel did Gandhi did a story in the news
Speaker 1: that airlines are now allowing banned passengers back on the planes,
Speaker 1: the ones that were banned for vaccination problems or mask problems.
Speaker 1: To them, they'd allow them back on the planes, so
Speaker 1: I said. In a related story, Spirit Airlines is allowing
Speaker 1: banned flyers to pilot their planes because Spirit Airlines. And then, uh,
Speaker 1: you know Uncle Johnny, who's uh if you don't, you guys,
Speaker 1: you know Uncle Johnny, but he's a. He's an older
Speaker 1: gentleman that is very good friends with Elvis and his
Speaker 1: husband Alex, and now he's part of the family on
Speaker 1: our show. We have him on UH once a week
Speaker 1: or so. He calls in, he shows up, he makes drinks.
Speaker 1: But he's told stories many times about how as he's
Speaker 1: gotten older, his penis has gotten smaller, to the point
Speaker 1: where he has to tie the rubber band that comes
Speaker 1: around the broccoli stalks in the supermarket around the base
Speaker 1: of his penis, or doesn't go in a broccoli band, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a broccoli band. So he we were talking to him
Speaker 1: about watching porn and I said, oh, you know, I
Speaker 1: think it was Uncle Johnny was saying this porn on
Speaker 1: his phone and Elvis says about, oh, you should post
Speaker 1: it on a website or put it online. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh never, He's like, if you ever, if it ever
Speaker 1: got out there, he's so embarrassed. So I said, so
Speaker 1: I gave Elvis two options that Uncle Johnny could post
Speaker 1: his small penis videos on porn nub or porn stub,
Speaker 1: and he didn't use either of those jokes. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Both of them would have been a really awesome little
Speaker 1: waka do or what a little dude. Just those are
Speaker 1: a couple that happen to have. So I only write
Speaker 1: jokes on paper when Elvis and I are both in studio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so here and far between. Well, yesterday we were in studio,
Speaker 1: but I don't think I saved any of the unused jokes,
Speaker 1: and he used a lot of them yesterday. I'll try,
Speaker 1: I'll try. Not Today, I went in and he wasn't there.
Speaker 1: I knew he wasn't gonna be there. Higher success rate.
Speaker 1: But I did go in today because and we had
Speaker 1: two fantastic guests in studio today. Josh Grobin, who, by
Speaker 1: the way, he's been on our show like a dozen times.
Speaker 1: Not only what are the nicest people in general on
Speaker 1: the planet and talented, but funniest shit, Yeah, really really funny.
Speaker 1: He's a great, great guy. John we had, we had
Speaker 1: comedian and Anthony Right, who was on our podcast. We
Speaker 1: had him all on Elvis's show today in studio. He
Speaker 1: was hilarious, but I will say that you can enjoy
Speaker 1: him even more on the Elvis stir And fifteen minute
Speaker 1: morning show from today May four. I'm getting a lot
Speaker 1: of feedback about that episode two thousand twenty two where
Speaker 1: Anthony and I sort of double team scary about how
Speaker 1: he makes out he's he uh, he has kissed on
Speaker 1: the mouth a cousin of his, a distant cousin not
Speaker 1: in Florida. That's why she's distant, several people removed in
Speaker 1: my family. It's not my father's my father's brother's father's daughter,
Speaker 1: son of a bitch. I was trying to make that clear,
Speaker 1: and you'll hear why and terrific. We should play some
Speaker 1: of that audio on this podcast maybe. But there was
Speaker 1: also an off mike conversation that happened right before the
Speaker 1: podcast and no one was rolling on that we wanted
Speaker 1: to bring to you as exclusively in record exclusive Brooken
Speaker 1: Boys audio that we never got, and it was basically,
Speaker 1: I caught Anthony Rodio which his pants down because whoa whoa.
Speaker 1: In a previous back when he was on Zoom with
Speaker 1: the Elves Durrand Show several months ago, he got on
Speaker 1: my case because I still call my mother or mommy
Speaker 1: to my sister when I'm talking about, say hey, Jennifer,
Speaker 1: when's mommy coming home? And Anthony Rodia went on this
Speaker 1: crazy rant about how that that people don't normal people
Speaker 1: don't do that even, and I blamed it. I said,
Speaker 1: it's an Italian thing, it's a cultural thing, it's a
Speaker 1: Spanish thing. It's what we do in our culture. And
Speaker 1: then he said, no way, I'm Italian. It doesn't happen. Well,
Speaker 1: fast forward to today when his Anthony Rodilla's brother was
Speaker 1: sitting across the room from us, and he said the
Speaker 1: same thing. He got up because hey, what was that
Speaker 1: thing daddy was talking about? And I'm like, did you
Speaker 1: just use the word did you just refer to your
Speaker 1: father as daddy to your brother? Just now? Is that
Speaker 1: not the pot cole and the kettle black? Do you
Speaker 1: not remember six months ago when you went on the
Speaker 1: air and it was very, very funny. It was really cool,
Speaker 1: but nobody was recording it. That sucks. Why I thought
Speaker 1: Froggy was rolling? No, I wasn't, I asked him. I
Speaker 1: texted him we were gonna have it for this podcast,
Speaker 1: but Froggy said, no, dice. But it was a funny moment, lost,
Speaker 1: lost in a vortex, never to be seen or heard
Speaker 1: from again. All Right, we got Kati Babs audio. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it's not that she made any mistakes, all right,
Speaker 1: And it's not that she was over the top with
Speaker 1: anything in particular. But she's telling a story about the
Speaker 1: Backstreet Boys, uh and and the band Corn, and I
Speaker 1: want you to hear just the way she puts the in,
Speaker 1: the way she speaks like she's trying to be cool
Speaker 1: at the end of sentences, and the way she's like
Speaker 1: laugh so hard right and said and she and and
Speaker 1: listen to the way she's like she says, uh back,
Speaker 1: she poys video from back in the day, and then
Speaker 1: the way she says throwback. Just listen, and it's just
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't just listen to Katie Babs. It's
Speaker 1: got a solid laugh out of me. The other day, Corn,
Speaker 1: we're doing a photo shoot and it looks identical to
Speaker 1: the Backstreet Boys album cover from way back in the nineties,
Speaker 1: and they recently posted a video of them trying to
Speaker 1: sing I wanted that way from the Backstreet Boys. I
Speaker 1: grew up watching the Backstreet Boys, being obsessed with them
Speaker 1: and going to all their shows, so this was hilarious
Speaker 1: to see a metal band covering Backstreet Boys. As a Joe,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play them here in about four minutes with
Speaker 1: a throwback, but first it's full beat. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: I thought she was a rocket chick and she was
Speaker 1: a punk and she don't. She's fun the mainstream, right.
Speaker 1: But but do you have the clip of the caller
Speaker 1: who left the message as Katie Babs last week? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: I don't what I mean, well, because it's on the talkback. No,
Speaker 1: it's on our voicemail. Hold on, I have to find it.
Speaker 1: Oh so right, So, but the way she's like and
Speaker 1: then I was a fan and hold on, let me
Speaker 1: let me play it. I gotta find it. I think
Speaker 1: this one is it yep, but it's corn Ward and
Speaker 1: I found it. Okay, it's corn was it's the band
Speaker 1: is singular? This was This was the person posing as
Speaker 1: Katie Babs and left us a A two one eight
Speaker 1: few a seventy seven voicemail for us here. It is
Speaker 1: still one of the funniest things we've played in a
Speaker 1: long time. Hey, guys, dabs here rocky music journalist legend.
Speaker 1: So someone like bands said that you've done tributes to
Speaker 1: me and your show. So I wanted to call in,
Speaker 1: give a proper and horn and thank you. Normally I
Speaker 1: only listened to reruns of my own shows or into this,
Speaker 1: but I'd like to give back to the video community.
Speaker 1: So I'm starting to book episode one. Can't wait to
Speaker 1: hear my shout out guy, So I need So we
Speaker 1: Bronie and I listened to that and analyze that voicemail
Speaker 1: several times over. We in fact, in fact, we were
Speaker 1: so it's that such a great dead on, uh you know,
Speaker 1: impression of her. We think that that we thought maybe
Speaker 1: it could have actually been her. So a lot of
Speaker 1: these so these voicemails come with phone numbers attached to it,
Speaker 1: and it's area coaches seven oh two, it's from the Vada. So,
Speaker 1: Mike Brody, is it at all possible? Remember this, we
Speaker 1: were on the phone together. Is it all possible? Maybe
Speaker 1: google her or Katie Babbs if you haven't lived, is
Speaker 1: it all possible that he really is Katie Babbs and
Speaker 1: that you know she has like a Vegas number because
Speaker 1: we know that she's based out of l A. Now
Speaker 1: by way, Anna right, she's from Canada. Yeah, So I'm like,
Speaker 1: did she see it? See but something? And we were
Speaker 1: looking when Brodie was googling, and then she and we
Speaker 1: fought for a second we might have had her pinpointed.
Speaker 1: You thought like, oh, it's gotta be her I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's close. But you know what, it's not.
Speaker 1: Think the impression is great. The impression is about an eight.
Speaker 1: I'll give you that. It's the verbage, it's the script,
Speaker 1: it's the it's what you said, the reference to incubus.
Speaker 1: And by the way, whoever left that message you I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys, if you're behind episodes, but
Speaker 1: you still haven't reached out to us and legitimately proved
Speaker 1: who you are, so we can tell you, you know
Speaker 1: and thank you personally via m or something. In fact,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you some Brooklyn Boys swag from Brodie's
Speaker 1: collection private stash. Hey, not my stash, you know what,
Speaker 1: fuck you. I'll give it to her at a my stache.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna give her a water bottle too, you
Speaker 1: know why because that was fucking awesome. Man, But did
Speaker 1: you listen to the way she was. I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: it through back row back. Can you play the end
Speaker 1: of the clip. We have to play the thing because
Speaker 1: this thing doesn't have the functionality? Uh eight grand you
Speaker 1: can get the functionality. No, that's that would be the
Speaker 1: Google voice apple. Okay, al right back, just no, no,
Speaker 1: my Katie Babs clip. I'm talking about Katie Babs. Katie
Speaker 1: Bab's so she's wrong about the way she says corn
Speaker 1: corn corn, and it looks identical to the Backstreet Boys
Speaker 1: album cover from way back in the nineties, and they
Speaker 1: recently posted a video of them trying to sing I
Speaker 1: wanted that way from the Backstreet Boys. I grew up boys,
Speaker 1: ob yeah man, Bitch was hilarious to see a metal
Speaker 1: band covering back Street Let's go surf dude, and to
Speaker 1: play them here in about four minutes with a throwback
Speaker 1: but roback. She's a peer. I'm gonna throw up and
Speaker 1: throw back. Sorry. I think she really gets into character
Speaker 1: for octane. Do you think so? She's probably high. I'm Katie,
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Yeah, she's she probably speaks normally.
Speaker 1: She's a caricature and she's playing up that whole angle
Speaker 1: of that whole era of yeah Man music that where
Speaker 1: its like a bracelet with spikes on it, like like
Speaker 1: around hers to remind herself to be tough on the air. It's,
Speaker 1: you know, it's part of the costume. It's part of
Speaker 1: what people do. It's the showman ship of it all.
Speaker 1: She's gonna read the Hall of Fame in ductees today
Speaker 1: in the rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Man, we
Speaker 1: got shoot this priesting and like Dolly Parton, she's not
Speaker 1: rock and roll. Man, we have this Adam sound. Madovino
Speaker 1: is a very good relief pitcher. He's played for a
Speaker 1: bunch of teams. Maybe he played for yours at one point,
Speaker 1: and he's now on the New York Mets. And uh,
Speaker 1: he was talking about him pitching poorly, and see if
Speaker 1: you can catch what he said wrong. It's a common mistake.
Speaker 1: But just you know, the word should be bud, bud. Okay,
Speaker 1: play the clip. But I like the way have thrown
Speaker 1: the ball overall, Somenna focus on that, and you know
Speaker 1: I take a lot of pride and nipping these things
Speaker 1: in the button and you know, getting on a good
Speaker 1: streak the next time out nipping in the butt. That's
Speaker 1: common mistakes, so many people think it's but but I
Speaker 1: like the way of throwing the ball overall. Some of
Speaker 1: focus on that, and you know I take a lot
Speaker 1: of pride and nipping these things in the button and
Speaker 1: nipping it in the butt. Uh So we're does nipping
Speaker 1: it in the bud come from? It's it's to you.
Speaker 1: You want to nip the flower before before buds. You
Speaker 1: want to get it at the bottom, before it has
Speaker 1: a chance to grow and blossom. You nip it in
Speaker 1: the bud, the bud stage, the bourgeoi, nip it in
Speaker 1: the bougeoir. But you don't nip it in the butt
Speaker 1: unless that's what you're into. And it's your birthday. If
Speaker 1: you write, or you can take a nip out of
Speaker 1: someone's butt, or you can fill in the crack spackle,
Speaker 1: the crack spackle, the crack spackle, the crackle. Farmers, we
Speaker 1: have this farmer's dog. You wanted to recallack, Well, we didn't.
Speaker 1: We didn't play it. So if you guys remember, I
Speaker 1: don't know about a year ago, maybe we played a
Speaker 1: farmer's dog dog food commercial where the guy was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you didn't new car to me. You have to feed
Speaker 1: the dog's food and then they're gonna poop, and now
Speaker 1: the dog's got good poops. You don't have that one anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm sure, by the way, you're doing an impression of
Speaker 1: me with a pet, because that's why I don't have
Speaker 1: a pen, because I forget to feed the dog. What
Speaker 1: you find this doesn't feed. I have to call the
Speaker 1: maintenance guy to come up and feed my dog. Let
Speaker 1: me see if I can find the original clip. But
Speaker 1: this is a new one. Now, this woman is another
Speaker 1: Farmer's Dog commercial. I don't know if they deliberately have
Speaker 1: awful commercials so that you'll talk about them or you'll
Speaker 1: do them on your podcast. But this one, this one
Speaker 1: is the woman is talking about how excite did her
Speaker 1: dog is with the food right, except what she describes
Speaker 1: is when a dog is sick. Listen to the clip.
Speaker 1: I never thought twice about beating her kibble, but about
Speaker 1: two years ago and I realized she was overweight. She
Speaker 1: was always out of bread. That's when I decided to
Speaker 1: introduce to the farmer's dog to her diet. It's just
Speaker 1: so fresh. But she literally gets bubbles in her mouth.
Speaker 1: Now she's a lot more active. Okay, when a dog
Speaker 1: gets bubbles in its mouth, it's rabies. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: it isn't that a disease? Should you take him to
Speaker 1: the vet? Do not passcale, do not collect a hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not that's not what you do. It's
Speaker 1: not a good thing. When the dog's foaming at the mouth.
Speaker 1: It's rabies. You gotta get them like taking care of that.
Speaker 1: The food that's terrible. Nope, feeded farmer's dog and all
Speaker 1: the problems go away. Oh God, alright, well, uh, coming
Speaker 1: up after this, we have to um, we're gonna play
Speaker 1: some about voicemails and when some talkbacks excited for those
Speaker 1: big time are you? Are you? I'm excited because you're
Speaker 1: you're excited that the sound quality is so good? Well
Speaker 1: on the talk backs they are we need some help
Speaker 1: with all right, but it's such a sound dorc you
Speaker 1: know what it is? I think I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is, all right, it's it's easy on the ear rod,
Speaker 1: all right. So these two are voicemails that came in
Speaker 1: to the ABE seventy seven hot line. That's to one eight.
Speaker 1: F you ABE seventy seven. You could pick up your
Speaker 1: telephonic device and leave us a voicemail and we may
Speaker 1: or may not play it. Um. And here's uh, here's
Speaker 1: one of them. It's Mary code to one six. Let's
Speaker 1: see what this person has to say. Garry Roadie me Blindie,
Speaker 1: j dan or Romero on air or Danny Romero, however
Speaker 1: you want to say, listen, I think that we should
Speaker 1: figure out how to come up with a system where
Speaker 1: when somebody who is a regional manager at a restaurant
Speaker 1: at some time can document when they make exceptions for people,
Speaker 1: so that if you come in a year and a
Speaker 1: half later, you don't have the same problem that Dave
Speaker 1: broke yet, all right, you don't have the problem where
Speaker 1: you try to explain that you were gifted some gift
Speaker 1: cards because of people's fuck up, and then they go, well,
Speaker 1: that guy that don't work here anymore. There's no way
Speaker 1: that that should be allowed. There should be a documented
Speaker 1: system that says, hey, I granted this person three gift
Speaker 1: cards so that they could spend up to seventy five
Speaker 1: dollars per our funk up. Just just an idea. I
Speaker 1: love you guys, Thank you, thanks J And we agree,
Speaker 1: and we both agree on that that is that is
Speaker 1: blind DJ Dan, if you remember, yes, be a fan
Speaker 1: of our show. Uh. And and he reads he has
Speaker 1: a machine that reads his text messages out loud um,
Speaker 1: which you know most phones do, but he has a
Speaker 1: device that puts it really loudly into his earphones whatever.
Speaker 1: So I used to text him, hey, hey Dan, how
Speaker 1: are you doing and then like asterisk, exclamation point, question mark, hashtag, symbol,
Speaker 1: like all kinds of symbols, just to driving crazy. It
Speaker 1: was a good it was good support about it. It
Speaker 1: wasn't wasn't picking on him. He's like, that's funny, Brod
Speaker 1: area code eight four guys bring it. Uh in a
Speaker 1: while listening two fourteen and Uh Broke the guy that
Speaker 1: called the Saint Rocking Group or whatever the hell his
Speaker 1: name was kind of scary. I don't know, it's a
Speaker 1: weird I think it's Trump anyhow scary this for you, buddy.
Speaker 1: You know I love you, but you've gotta let Brody's
Speaker 1: off this brand. We wait all weeks listen to those brands,
Speaker 1: and you're running them for real brands. Well you look
Speaker 1: forward to I know that I don't rush no no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. Let me be bottle here. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't rush you through the rants. Let's translate,
Speaker 1: because I was a little First of all, the first
Speaker 1: part of that was he was talking about that guy.
Speaker 1: Rock and Steve, who left us a voicemail last week,
Speaker 1: were saying, Brody, I'm coming to you, I'm coming for you.
Speaker 1: It's coming after me. From from Westchester Rock and Steve
Speaker 1: Rock and Steve don't come after me. I like you.
Speaker 1: That was kind of scary, So that's what he was saying.
Speaker 1: And then he said, well, well the guy, the guy
Speaker 1: Eric forward for said that he was maybe he was
Speaker 1: just drunk, so he wrote him off to be drunk
Speaker 1: a second part of that. Brodie, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: and and you You've got to just say it straight up.
Speaker 1: We have limited time to do this podcast, so if
Speaker 1: we want to get to everything, we got a budget
Speaker 1: our time properly. That's why, by the way, I'm so
Speaker 1: quick on the commercial button, because I know we need
Speaker 1: to leave long amounts of time for like a nice
Speaker 1: rant at the end. Sometimes when Brody's got signed, Brody
Speaker 1: usually says, hey, heads up, I needed we need about
Speaker 1: ten fifteen minutes at the end of this because I
Speaker 1: I need to go off on this and we usually
Speaker 1: we a lot that time were possible, but sometimes, Brodie,
Speaker 1: be honest. Last you were in a rush last week.
Speaker 1: You had to get the funk out of here. In fact,
Speaker 1: you were late to your god damn appointment. You rushed
Speaker 1: yourself off the airy. Did you did? Did you did?
Speaker 1: My fault? It's my fault, and I'm not rushing you
Speaker 1: do anything. This is an equal opportunity podcast. Scary doesn't
Speaker 1: rush me. He'll there are sometimes before we record, he'll say,
Speaker 1: don't do any rants today, don't have the patients that
Speaker 1: Sometimes he says that, No, I don't say that, and
Speaker 1: you know that I'm kidding, no speaking to speaking of rants,
Speaker 1: because I want to interject here while we're live in
Speaker 1: the moment, I got tweets from Danny nigullion N g
Speaker 1: u y e N. I'm I'm hoping I'm pronouncing it
Speaker 1: right anyway. Danny says, I miss rants like this on
Speaker 1: episode to fourteen that was the the Dodge the Dodge
Speaker 1: problem where they did my unrest wrong. Uh more please?
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, are you wishing me to have
Speaker 1: a more miserable life than I have? Now? That in
Speaker 1: order for me to be to have a rant like that?
Speaker 1: I after By the way, you guys listen in order
Speaker 1: so I know you heard last week's episode. I got
Speaker 1: a text message Dodge would like me to fill out
Speaker 1: a customer survey on my on my repair experience. Of course,
Speaker 1: I think I'll just send them the audio clip from
Speaker 1: our podcast. Then then that that's pretty telling of how
Speaker 1: you feel about the company area code six three one.
Speaker 1: Last voicemail, and then we'll go to a couple of nice, clean,
Speaker 1: three D sounding talkbacks, if that's even a thing for audio.
Speaker 1: Scary Brodie, scary, Brodie, Brodie, scary. I don't walk around
Speaker 1: with no damn change in my pocket. A pay with
Speaker 1: credit cards, and if I can't, the change is going
Speaker 1: in the tip jar. If you don't have a tip jar,
Speaker 1: you do, now a few quarters of your nickels at
Speaker 1: your pennies if you've done and that person obviously heard,
Speaker 1: uh that I like to do what he does his
Speaker 1: team scary there um already the same guy from last week?
Speaker 1: Or is that? Is that an update? Or is that
Speaker 1: a guy agreeing with the guy from last week? Know
Speaker 1: that that was agreeing with the guy from last week.
Speaker 1: That's that was sent on Sunday afternoon. All right, look,
Speaker 1: you want to say a few pennies as much as
Speaker 1: it hurts me, h, but few dimes and quarters? No, now,
Speaker 1: few penny listen, f you pennies, nickels and dimes. Quarters
Speaker 1: I'll take I'll take a fucking quarter because a quarter
Speaker 1: I could put somewhere. I went to the post office
Speaker 1: in my town the other day, actually in the next
Speaker 1: town over, and you have to pay for parking in front.
Speaker 1: There's no parking lot. And I was able to put
Speaker 1: a dime in the parking meter and get you know,
Speaker 1: six minutes for it. So I saved myself fifteen cents.
Speaker 1: If I didn't have that dime, I would have to
Speaker 1: pay a quarter. So I'm saving money left and right.
Speaker 1: F you all all right, all right, now onto the talkbacks. Uh.
Speaker 1: This is a new feature, and I think this is
Speaker 1: gonna become and this is gonna grow with popularity as
Speaker 1: we go. Um, if you listen to this podcast on
Speaker 1: my Heart radio, the little microphone button there while listening
Speaker 1: to the podcast, you can click and hold that button
Speaker 1: down and leave us instant feedback. And it's usually in
Speaker 1: some nice high quality sound. As you'll hear some of these,
Speaker 1: it sounds like they're right here in the moment. Can
Speaker 1: I ask a favor if you do listen to us
Speaker 1: on I Heart Radio on the I Heart Radio app,
Speaker 1: I'm scary give out the email address. Are are Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys email address? It's uh the Brooklyn Boys podcast at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. I would like you to make note
Speaker 1: whether or not you get an alert a drop down
Speaker 1: on your phone that says there's a new episode, not
Speaker 1: like in an email with like twenty other podcasts. Uh,
Speaker 1: push notification, push notifications. He says, there's a new episode
Speaker 1: of the Brooklyn Boys. Now here's what I need in
Speaker 1: your email to us at the email address here is
Speaker 1: gonna give to you again the Brooklyn Boys podcast at
Speaker 1: gmail dot com. Let us know. First off, you have
Speaker 1: an Android or an iPhone? Okay? And then are you
Speaker 1: getting regular weekly updates when we release an episode? And
Speaker 1: if so, that's the thing. The third thing is how
Speaker 1: long after we post? In other words, are you getting
Speaker 1: it like a week later? Are you getting it like,
Speaker 1: uh the next day? Are you getting it within some
Speaker 1: time frame of Wednesday, Thursday, Friday when we record? Because
Speaker 1: I'm not getting any updates on my own damn podcast
Speaker 1: and it might be a problem. So I need emails
Speaker 1: from you guys verifying that you do or you don't,
Speaker 1: and what kind of phone you have that is correct.
Speaker 1: We need to know the phone because I don't think
Speaker 1: the androids are getting it. I think the high phones
Speaker 1: are because I get I get them every get every
Speaker 1: other podcast I follow, I get alerts. Not the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: All right, so here we go. That's okay, that's that's
Speaker 1: important housekeeping. Let's see where do we The problem with
Speaker 1: the talkback feature on the back end is they don't
Speaker 1: tell you if it was played already. So let me
Speaker 1: just see if where I left off. It's not this guy.
Speaker 1: We played this guy right, Okay, it starts with this
Speaker 1: one here right now. I give scant a restaurant that's
Speaker 1: all made out Danny from Staten Island, apparently working in
Speaker 1: the Amazon located inside a jet engine. Yeah, he said,
Speaker 1: Staten Island. I wonder if it's the unionized Amazon. There's
Speaker 1: one that they just they all they all got whatever
Speaker 1: it is. Hey, go to a quiet place when you're
Speaker 1: leaving us a talk back otherwise's gonna sound like that, Sorry, Danny,
Speaker 1: he said, He said, funk that restaurant he's referring to
Speaker 1: the one that wouldn't give you a table for eight
Speaker 1: right then. By the way, a lot of feedback on that.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of feedback. Brody and scary. This is
Speaker 1: Keith checking in from Central New Jersey. I just want
Speaker 1: to say I love you guys. Keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I do h vase. I'm in my truck a lot.
Speaker 1: You guys came in through a lot of days. I
Speaker 1: appreciate you guys. Keep doing it all right, thank you.
Speaker 1: He does he does hvac. It sounds like he's in
Speaker 1: the event as once again. But he scary and he
Speaker 1: has a he's a good voice. He's very well spoken,
Speaker 1: like that high Scary and Brody, you guys are awesome.
Speaker 1: You guys make me laugh all the time, and I
Speaker 1: love the big show and everything you guys do. Thank
Speaker 1: you for making us laugh every time I listened to
Speaker 1: all Right, I'll take that one now, or even you guys,
Speaker 1: Scary and Brody there, listen Scary. This is Deaz from Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Normally i'd say that you're a boogie basket, but I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta admit the hostess on wrong man. I'm
Speaker 1: with Brody, should have spoke to a manager. You probably
Speaker 1: could have escalated it. It definitely gotten yourself that twelve
Speaker 1: top table. But there's a lot of logistics that go
Speaker 1: into that, you know, in the restaurant biz. But I
Speaker 1: still think she was one wrong one or I should
Speaker 1: say two percent. Baby. I love her, she gets us
Speaker 1: and and she's referring to again. And by the way,
Speaker 1: this is more feedback on this coming up. Let me
Speaker 1: just reiterate, UH, they can only accommodate uh six people total.
Speaker 1: And then I made we had twelve party, twelve, six
Speaker 1: or six? So I did. I did six. My girlfriend
Speaker 1: did a reservation of six. And all we asked for
Speaker 1: was that we were near by each other. The two
Speaker 1: tables happened to be adjacent when the reservation came, and
Speaker 1: they refused to accommodate me, even though I called six
Speaker 1: days in advance. It was last week they heard it.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure they heard it coming out.
Speaker 1: You did listen at all. I would expect that people
Speaker 1: listen in order. I don't. I'm not so sure they do.
Speaker 1: A reverse order is not the order we're talking about. Scary,
Speaker 1: You are completely in the wrong. Why should a restaurant
Speaker 1: have to change their layout and they're set up just
Speaker 1: for you? How do you know the restaurant isn't set
Speaker 1: up that way every day and they don't have you know,
Speaker 1: they don't have people to move equipment around because you guys,
Speaker 1: I want to find little ways around the rules. Love
Speaker 1: the rules for a reason. I love you. I love
Speaker 1: you anonymous. But you did not listen to everything I said,
Speaker 1: and I reiterated, and by the way, this is why
Speaker 1: I say things over and over to different ways, because
Speaker 1: people don't pay attention. I said, no, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: getting angry now. My damner's getting up because I clearly
Speaker 1: made two reservations of six and we were not asking
Speaker 1: I said this. We are not asking them to move
Speaker 1: any furniture. We weren't asking for any of the above.
Speaker 1: All I wanted was to time it so that our
Speaker 1: two parties of six can be near each other in
Speaker 1: the restaurant. There is no reason why a restaurant that
Speaker 1: holds two hundred people at a time can't find a
Speaker 1: way in their floor plan of that day to figure
Speaker 1: out how two reservations coming in at can't be seated
Speaker 1: close by each other, or that is that is a
Speaker 1: product of laziness, because nobody wanted to do the quick
Speaker 1: unless unless, unless they have two tables that are around
Speaker 1: that holds six people. And we had not near each other.
Speaker 1: We said this, and I reiterated again. Maybe you're the
Speaker 1: one that these your ears cleaned out, Brodie, I said,
Speaker 1: they have. We've I've seen the restaurant we take a
Speaker 1: look at the pictures online. There are plenty of tables
Speaker 1: of six, all near each other. This is it's not
Speaker 1: this pay attention, pay attention. That was like an Italian
Speaker 1: kid on Nable giving out his phone number. Trade to
Speaker 1: to four, six to four, My mom, God, what's this one? Okay,
Speaker 1: Brody and Scary. I'm listening to the latest episode. I
Speaker 1: think it's to thirteen where Rock and Steve talking about
Speaker 1: a Brodie gives some stuff away for free is not
Speaker 1: going to kill you. Listen, Rock and Steve, get the
Speaker 1: funk out of here. It's not given away other people's
Speaker 1: money for free. And Brodie, don't be scared of some
Speaker 1: Jersey boy. I'm from Brooklyn, I'm from the Bronx. I
Speaker 1: got your back, Scary, stop giving away Brodie ship. Let
Speaker 1: me say something. We have the toughest women listening to it.
Speaker 1: I love it. She'll kick anybody's ass. And by the way,
Speaker 1: they got bigger balls than me. Uh again, nothing against
Speaker 1: Rock and Steve. I'm just saying I'm pretty sure you
Speaker 1: from Westchester, not not New Jersey. That's two two voice
Speaker 1: notes on Rock and Steve and again, I again want
Speaker 1: to make me clear, except the fact he threatened me.
Speaker 1: I have nothing against Rock and Steve. It happens to
Speaker 1: be a very funny guy who's been d m NG
Speaker 1: and texting for years and he has a love for
Speaker 1: radio and a lot of people. Just so you know,
Speaker 1: when Greg t left our show, Jersey Kidd left our
Speaker 1: big show three years ago, a lot of people, including
Speaker 1: Rock and Steve, suggested Rock and Steve be his replacement.
Speaker 1: That's when you know that, all right, So then Rock
Speaker 1: and Steve must have it going on somewhere. I think
Speaker 1: we have one more. By the way, this fucking system
Speaker 1: I have so many that have or it says audio
Speaker 1: not playable. It's a circle without triangle and an exclamation
Speaker 1: point in the middle. It's it just won't load for something.
Speaker 1: It's like a squid game. So if you didn't hear yours,
Speaker 1: it's possible we didn't get it. Also, Scary paid more
Speaker 1: for his audience. Whenever we're gonna get our first in
Speaker 1: studio podcast. Hey, I see Brodie there, I see Scary
Speaker 1: Jones there. What's up with that? We can't schedule it?
Speaker 1: You're too busy to schedule podcast together? What? Thank you?
Speaker 1: One fast? Kids? Do you want to respond to that
Speaker 1: David Brody because okay, yesterday, yesterday we were gonna do
Speaker 1: a podcast after the show I See the Bus Coming
Speaker 1: comes No, No, Scary had a post show sales meeting,
Speaker 1: had to go to a post Malone, had a postmlon
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah post Malon uh soon to be a father,
Speaker 1: and Scary could not do it in that time frame.
Speaker 1: In fact, we were going to record with the band
Speaker 1: podcast the Bill, Bill and Sam Wedding podcast featuring producer
Speaker 1: Sam and or fiance Will We're about to be on
Speaker 1: the episode of that or Bill if you prefer otherwise
Speaker 1: be Wham podcast where I'm bam, thank you bammam man right,
Speaker 1: And wouldn't have time for that either. So and then
Speaker 1: today I had a commitment after the show today and
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. So we're when it becomes a
Speaker 1: five day a week thing, will work on it. We will,
Speaker 1: we are, we are, we will be getting back into
Speaker 1: the studio and we man. People listen to older episodes
Speaker 1: where you where we are together in the studio pre pandemic,
Speaker 1: and they hear these episodes where I'm begging you to
Speaker 1: do this and try this from home and you refuse,
Speaker 1: which is fucking hilarious. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: All right. So that's so that's the voice note situation.
Speaker 1: It's called the talk back feature. It's only if you
Speaker 1: experienced the podcast through my Heart Radio. Click on the
Speaker 1: mic and you can while the podcast is playing, just
Speaker 1: send us, well well it's playing, send us a little
Speaker 1: feedback action. We would love to hear from you. Make
Speaker 1: make them brief, make them direct, to make them and
Speaker 1: also reference what you're talking about in the talk back
Speaker 1: would would be helpful as well. Yeah, and anyone who
Speaker 1: wants to take have my back and and uh stick
Speaker 1: up for me, that's great. Anybody wants to threaten me please? Alright, alright, great.
Speaker 1: We gotta take a quick break here because I got
Speaker 1: I got a couple of customer service problems. I think
Speaker 1: it might make the people happy. And I have one
Speaker 1: thing that I'd like to bring up as well. After
Speaker 1: this the Boys podcast, we will be right back. I
Speaker 1: do you think scary? Do you think? Do you thing?
Speaker 1: Doom a thing? Let me do a thing. That's a
Speaker 1: great song. Um that is that boys to mend. It's
Speaker 1: just a little this little funny doom a thing. Let
Speaker 1: me doom my thing. You got me you stump me
Speaker 1: on that one, Brodie, isn't that boy? That was? We're
Speaker 1: gonna show you how isn't that it? Yeah? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: So okay is that Backstreet Boys? Right? That's back Boys?
Speaker 1: A quick a quick something, and and then and then
Speaker 1: and then something that I need your opinion on real quick.
Speaker 1: Actually need your opinion on both of these really, really
Speaker 1: really really. I don't like to give my opinion on things.
Speaker 1: But you're a shy guy, You're you're an introvert. But
Speaker 1: so we were at the club the other night. We
Speaker 1: were getting turned at the club. As we've been saying
Speaker 1: a whole week on the show. It was it was
Speaker 1: my my girlfriend, Robbin's birthday, and we we had a
Speaker 1: great dinner with a bunch of our friends and then
Speaker 1: we went downstairs to go party at the club. Well,
Speaker 1: as we were going to the club, it was a
Speaker 1: full on frisking, you know, pat down, like wanding. They
Speaker 1: wanted us. They open up this fucking bag. What's in there?
Speaker 1: And poor Robin's friend, Rita, I feel so bad. She
Speaker 1: she's on some medications, She has medications. She takes medication
Speaker 1: in the form of pills because that's what she's on,
Speaker 1: all right, whatever that it doesn't have to go further
Speaker 1: than that. But the bouncer opens up her purse with
Speaker 1: the searchlights. Is what's that? And then she goes, um,
Speaker 1: this is my medications and she says oh. He goes, okay, Um, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what those are, so I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to take them from you. She she goes, no, you're
Speaker 1: not taking me. She goes, I I I need these.
Speaker 1: So then he goes, okay, well then then again take
Speaker 1: them right now, take them and she goes, I'm drinking
Speaker 1: right now, and I'm I'm not supposed to take them
Speaker 1: right now. So he goes up, sorry, then I need these.
Speaker 1: He takes them out of her bag, drops him at him,
Speaker 1: you let him, drops him on the floor, and he
Speaker 1: steps on them. The funk out of here. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? It's not This isn't real her prescription drugs?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, were they in the little orange glass,
Speaker 1: orange plastic bottles? I don't know what they were in.
Speaker 1: Maybe they were in a bag. They were looking suss
Speaker 1: apparently and not allowed to bring Apparently you're not allowed
Speaker 1: to bring med's to the club. Or but okay, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna bring meds to the club. Why wouldn't you
Speaker 1: put them in your boyfriend's pocket, Like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, not that she was doing anything wrong, but
Speaker 1: if she's got prescription meds, put him in a pocket.
Speaker 1: It was my My jaw hit the floor and I
Speaker 1: was like uh, And then she was like, that's only
Speaker 1: a couple of a couple of pills, Like I have
Speaker 1: more at home, and fuck it, I don't care, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm And she didn't need to take them that night,
Speaker 1: so all right, But why didn't she just say, my
Speaker 1: boyfriend gave me her piece. I need that medication. That
Speaker 1: would have got the back the guy off, right. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: you know, we we end up having a good night there.
Speaker 1: But um, you know, even though you weren't the night before, though,
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you about what your opinion is.
Speaker 1: I'm still upset about this guy crushing the pills. I
Speaker 1: want the money for the pills. Well that's between you
Speaker 1: and me. And yeah, now you throw dimes, nickels, thatsing, fetamine, ecstasy,
Speaker 1: all of it, throw it in the tip jar. I
Speaker 1: keep it, keep the change. I don't step on the change,
Speaker 1: but I throw it in the tip jar. Well whatever,
Speaker 1: But but that's neither here nor there. The night before
Speaker 1: I was wearing a very what someone consider a very
Speaker 1: loud sweater, and um, I really wanted to get the
Speaker 1: who makes the sweater scared some Psycho Bunny, Psycho Bunny,
Speaker 1: Psycho Bunny. If you haven't seen Psycho Bunny logo, it's
Speaker 1: a giant. It's a bunny that looks like he's kind
Speaker 1: of cross sighted, maybe looks like he was taking some
Speaker 1: drugs in the clap. It looks like a stoned out,
Speaker 1: fucking zoned out bunny. And this, you know, and that's
Speaker 1: the logo and they have them all over a lot
Speaker 1: of golf polos and things had a little insignia on
Speaker 1: the side of the tip, you know, the pocket tip,
Speaker 1: pocket whatever, Like, did you just say that? Did you
Speaker 1: say tis? Well? Yeah, you know, you know what was it?
Speaker 1: What was the one with the alligator that people had
Speaker 1: for years, the cost La cost la cost so that
Speaker 1: similar thing there. But I was wearing this little bunny
Speaker 1: logo front and center. It was huge on this orange sweater.
Speaker 1: It was an orange sweater with the bunny from the
Speaker 1: Psycho Bunny. People know it well. I had my friend
Speaker 1: posted the picture and of some of course out of
Speaker 1: touch people that didn't know what a psycho bunny was, like,
Speaker 1: what the fund is scary wearing? Hey man, did you
Speaker 1: lose a bet? So? So there was that, okay, and
Speaker 1: then uh then and that was one and I went
Speaker 1: back and I'm like, oh, sorry, your your you know,
Speaker 1: your fashion sense stopped in. But psycho bunny is a thing,
Speaker 1: and okay, why are we why are we shirts shaming people?
Speaker 1: And why what's age appropriate? And whatever the case. So
Speaker 1: the short of it is Greg T, the Jersey kid
Speaker 1: who I wanted to have on this podcast, but I
Speaker 1: know you don't. I'm just speaking for the people. Go on,
Speaker 1: all right, this is what he sends me the other day.
Speaker 1: Hey man, what the fuck was that red sweater you
Speaker 1: wore to Butcher's Block? Did you? He writes, did you
Speaker 1: lose a bet? Was that a joke? This is a
Speaker 1: second person, now, gret T s this is a second
Speaker 1: person that came into my life asking me in the
Speaker 1: same fashion too, but but in typical Greg T. I'll
Speaker 1: spare you him being live on the phone. I'll just
Speaker 1: transcribe you chose to wear that, no joke? Look at
Speaker 1: this pick. You don't see it. Everyone is dressed normal,
Speaker 1: and then you with that ridiculous psycho body sweater and
Speaker 1: it's bright red. You stand out like a red traffic light.
Speaker 1: All mature adult men at a steakhouse, mind you, the
Speaker 1: best in the Try state, and you embarrass me. The
Speaker 1: owner knows I know you, and you, Oh, they're dressed
Speaker 1: like that. How embarrassing. I'm gonna tell Tommy and Patting
Speaker 1: the owners not to speak to you anymore, and then
Speaker 1: I'm not affiliated with you in any way. So embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Not one of the guy at that table has a
Speaker 1: stupid bunny on their shirt, not one. You don't see it.
Speaker 1: You're dressed like the energizer bunny, and you weren't embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Not a single guy at your table, just like a
Speaker 1: fucking fool like you, not one. I bet your door
Speaker 1: guy at your apartment laughed his ass off when you
Speaker 1: walked out of the elevator. Would you be a smash
Speaker 1: hit at a three year old Easter bunny party? And
Speaker 1: things are old? Things are only fashionable if weren't correctly,
Speaker 1: You weren't embarrassed yourself and embarrassed everyone around you. Your
Speaker 1: girlfriend is telling people you broke up because of that picture.
Speaker 1: You look ridiculously funny. Both both your friends, all your friends.
Speaker 1: They're mad at you, but you don't even you got
Speaker 1: lied to. They said you look good. They lied that
Speaker 1: you looked daily. You looked funny. You look like you
Speaker 1: lost your luggage in an airport and how to buy
Speaker 1: at the convenience Walmart store and you put a shirt
Speaker 1: on the last minute. People are lying to you, lose
Speaker 1: those friends stopping you. You stupid and you're wearing yeasies,
Speaker 1: ja ja? Yeasies. Can't hold your legs up? You fat?
Speaker 1: You're fat, piggy legs don't deserve to be in yeasies.
Speaker 1: Your pants are so long, you look like a nine
Speaker 1: nineties skater punk. At some point during the meal, you
Speaker 1: didn't say to yourself, Man, do I feel fucking stupid
Speaker 1: out here? I'm the only one dressed here looking like this?
Speaker 1: Is everyone looking at me? This explains it. Did Elvis
Speaker 1: Elvis make fun of you for that? Ja ja ja?
Speaker 1: Did he rip you the easies? Ja ja ja? There
Speaker 1: was so much awkwardness to your outfit. By the way
Speaker 1: he said all that without me responding ones and in
Speaker 1: separate word bubbles too, you would have blocked him by
Speaker 1: he sends a hundred text messages. He doesn't do one
Speaker 1: long text. He'll go bub send, but send send. So
Speaker 1: I just want to leave it right there. What is
Speaker 1: J J ja? What am I missing with his fat finger?
Speaker 1: Didn't hit the h It's supposed to be ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: By the way, in Spanish, I've seen some Spanish cultures
Speaker 1: they say ja jaw instead of ha ha ha like
Speaker 1: ha no no, no, no, how they spell it with
Speaker 1: a J because the J is right, but great tea
Speaker 1: is nowhere near Spanish. He's fat finger hit the wrong
Speaker 1: button anyway, the air. Whatever My point is, is there
Speaker 1: really such a thing as age appropriate clothing? Aren't we
Speaker 1: beyond that? Not for you, not for you? But everybody
Speaker 1: else said, I gotta be honest with you. It sort
Speaker 1: of looked like an ugly Christmas sweater. Okay, thanks, you're
Speaker 1: not helping the sit instead of like a garden gnome.
Speaker 1: J John Job Banks, John, I like John Job Banks
Speaker 1: better like that sweater. It's Star Wars Day, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna talk about John job Banks. Say hey, may the
Speaker 1: fourth be with you all right? By the way, Margaret Thatcher,
Speaker 1: look up Margaret Thatcher, former Prime Minister of Britain, and
Speaker 1: you'll see where May the Fourth be with you from? Yes,
Speaker 1: it was. It was in a newspaper. It was a
Speaker 1: newspaper ad in nineteen seventy nine. That's correct. You looked
Speaker 1: it up as well this week. I guess sure did.
Speaker 1: I wanted to know where me the Fourth came from?
Speaker 1: All right, so look that up. But that's basically the
Speaker 1: gist of it. It's a British thing anyway. I I
Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you. I cannot top that. Um,
Speaker 1: the slaughter was ugly. I'm dropping the mic. I'm done.
Speaker 1: Hold on you. What about your rint? Nope, that's the best.
Speaker 1: That's the best thing I'm gonna come up with today.
Speaker 1: You gotta give the slices what they want. They want
Speaker 1: to just did no you I got you? Just did
Speaker 1: that was for not that was that was awesome. That
Speaker 1: was awesome. I'll give you a short one. I'll give
Speaker 1: you a shot one. My my wife, my my daughter
Speaker 1: was in from Europe and my my wife bought UH
Speaker 1: two tickets for the two of them to go together,
Speaker 1: mom and daughter day to go see UH Chicago on Broadway.
Speaker 1: And they bought the tickets through a very good company
Speaker 1: a third party company. I'm not gonna mention the name
Speaker 1: of the company that sells Broadway tickets. Usually it may
Speaker 1: be a discounted price, but they always have seats available,
Speaker 1: or a great company. I'm not gonna disparage them. However,
Speaker 1: my daughter got sick that morning and she was very
Speaker 1: iffy on whether she would be able to go not go.
Speaker 1: They were I don't know, I can't go. By the
Speaker 1: time she felt better, the show had started, it was
Speaker 1: too late for them to go. So my wife says,
Speaker 1: we're out the money. What are you gonna do? And
Speaker 1: it was you know, it's like a hundred and fifty dollars,
Speaker 1: that's your wife speaking. She's like, it's just the play started.
Speaker 1: We didn't go to the play where we knew. So
Speaker 1: I said, I'll call them and get the money back.
Speaker 1: It must have been shaken, but she says she knows.
Speaker 1: She's just to me. No. It says strictly in the
Speaker 1: rules on the website already checked. It says once the
Speaker 1: show starts, there are no refunds, no exchanges, nothing. What
Speaker 1: were you What were you to do? Brodie? So I said,
Speaker 1: I said, listen, listen, that's that's not a thing. I
Speaker 1: will get the money back. You can't get the money back.
Speaker 1: She's getting a little like annoyed that I'm even like
Speaker 1: suggesting it because she knows the rules. And I get that.
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, listening to me. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: these are the rules. You can't get your money back.
Speaker 1: I said, please get let me, let me call, give
Speaker 1: me the account, give me the give me the receipt whatever,
Speaker 1: forward me to email the confirmation email. I'll get it done. She's, look,
Speaker 1: I know you're good, but not you can't. You can't.
Speaker 1: This is not a thing. You can't because somebody was
Speaker 1: an empty seat, they lost the money. You can't get
Speaker 1: the money back. And I'll listening to me, and I said,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. This is the
Speaker 1: first time ever did this, scary, I said. I said
Speaker 1: to my wife. I said, listen, I will give you no. Look, yes,
Speaker 1: we we share a bank account. But I said, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you fifty dollars. Do whatever you want with it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you fifty dollars at at uh my
Speaker 1: Brooklyn boys merch money because that comes in separate, right,
Speaker 1: that's not in my paycheck. I said, that's extra money,
Speaker 1: and we put it in an account to say for rainy.
Speaker 1: Guy said, I will give you fifty dollars. I'll give
Speaker 1: you a fifty dollar bill, okay, And if I can't
Speaker 1: get the money back, you keep the fifty dollars. And
Speaker 1: if I get the money back, you get fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm betting on myself. I'm i'm, i'm i'm draft
Speaker 1: kings my own ass. I am, I'm points betting myself,
Speaker 1: not sponsors. I I am Parlay and David Brody, and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm betting fifty that I can get you back
Speaker 1: your money. So she made me give it the fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: So that day, which was a Sunday, I called and
Speaker 1: I spoke to you, paid her in advance, knowing you
Speaker 1: were gonna get this money back. YEP, I went, I went,
Speaker 1: I went. I got fifty dollars. I had money in
Speaker 1: my in my my dresser, a little cash, you know,
Speaker 1: emergency money. I said, here you go. I called Keith.
Speaker 1: I got Keith on the phone from the ticket place,
Speaker 1: and Keith says, man, I'm sorry, man. He's like a dude, right,
Speaker 1: he's I'm sorry, man, I can't I can't help you.
Speaker 1: That's the rule. There's none I can do. The show
Speaker 1: already started and it's it's probably like two thirds over.
Speaker 1: I go, my daughter is sick. I can't just know
Speaker 1: other day she can go. She lives in Europe. At
Speaker 1: the moment, she's going to school. I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: do anything. She's sick. What are you gonna do? We
Speaker 1: didn't get we didn't go. Yeah, once the once it starts, Man,
Speaker 1: you can't I go. I tried calling you before it started,
Speaker 1: and you didn't answer. Well, we got a lot of calls.
Speaker 1: I said, that's your fault. Let me speak to supervisor. No, no,
Speaker 1: supervisor on the weekends. Man, you knowning you can do?
Speaker 1: I said, I Keith A right, Keith, I'll call after weekends.
Speaker 1: So I hang up. My wife says, you didn't do it,
Speaker 1: did you? I said, it's a Sunday. Give me weekday staff.
Speaker 1: I will get weekday staff. And by the way, just
Speaker 1: a note here, weekday staff always takes care of the problem.
Speaker 1: Weekend staff barely takes care of the problem every time. Right.
Speaker 1: So I called back and I get Edgar, and I said, Gar,
Speaker 1: I tell him the problem. My daughter Europe sick the
Speaker 1: whole thing. He's like, you know, that's on a policy.
Speaker 1: I said, Oh, I spoke to Keith this weekend and
Speaker 1: he said you should be able to help me. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: So he says, I I can't. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: have you got a supervisor there, like how you put
Speaker 1: words in Keith's mouth? Yeah, yeah, you got a supervisor
Speaker 1: I can speak to if you can't do it. So
Speaker 1: then uh, he says, why I I see if I
Speaker 1: get somebody, so I speak a supervisor. Supervisor says, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a policy. You can't do it. Can't help you.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. M h. So I I have Uh,
Speaker 1: I have a former intern that works on Broadway. I
Speaker 1: got some names. I got people who worked for the company.
Speaker 1: She knew a guy. So I called back. Now it's
Speaker 1: the third day. Now it's Wednesday. I called back. I
Speaker 1: get I get a supervisor on the phone. I'm dropping names.
Speaker 1: I'm dropping Keith, I'm dropping Edgar, I'm dropping everybody dropping acid.
Speaker 1: So the guy says, puts me on hold. He comes back.
Speaker 1: He goes, all right, listen, we don't normally do this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna make an exception. Because apparently he spoke to
Speaker 1: a lot of people, and I feel bad. Your daughter
Speaker 1: is sick. So we're gonna take care of it. Hey,
Speaker 1: we'll refund it right to your wife's account. Not a problem, boom,
Speaker 1: she said. In fact, you should have it in the
Speaker 1: account already. Thank you so much, sir, thank you. So
Speaker 1: I called my wife at work. I go pull up
Speaker 1: the account. She's your son of a bitch. I owe
Speaker 1: you fifty dollars. Yes, yes, you'll do. Because you doubted me.
Speaker 1: You doubted me. You don't doubt me. You don't doubt me.
Speaker 1: So listen, lesson learned. Your wife shouldn't have faith in you,
Speaker 1: whoever you are in life. You your spouse should have
Speaker 1: faith in you, especially if she listens in the podcast,
Speaker 1: which she doesn't. And never trust weekend staff and staf never.
Speaker 1: And thirdly, even if the rules stated, there's a way
Speaker 1: around the rules. So even if it's written in stone.
Speaker 1: To me, that's the biggest takeaway most people once they
Speaker 1: see the rules, like, I'm fun they got me legally.
Speaker 1: Even if they legally have you, doesn't matter. You could
Speaker 1: still speak to weekday staff and maybe they'll bypass the rules.
Speaker 1: I have a similar story about United Airlines and the
Speaker 1: same thing. And I got my money back for a flight,
Speaker 1: so and that that's a whole other story, but anyway,
Speaker 1: exact same thing. Rules are rules, but we say rules schools.
Speaker 1: I love that rules are smalls, Rules are small boys
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