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Speaker 1: being there. Christie? Are you doing baby? Hi? Hi? Less culture?

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Speaker 1: to the microphone our friends, Sydney washing a bad Yes,

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Speaker 1: he's back. Okay, it's no way high. What's gonna be

420
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Speaker 1: pre selecting trouble? Oh you know I got my notes here.

421
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Speaker 1: I got my notes pre selected. Baby, this is Sydney Washington's.

422
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Speaker 1: I don't think so many here. I don't think so

423
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Speaker 1: honey starts now, I don't think so honey. Destination wedding okay, Fitch,

424
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Speaker 1: I don't care if it's in a Ruba, Jamaica or

425
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Speaker 1: can coon Wait is it Spring Bay Bridge? I don't care. Listen,

426
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Speaker 1: I don't care. Stop telling me it's a vacation. It's

427
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: not a vacation. If your mother, your sister, and your

428
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: annoying friend Forbiddle School is there, it's not a vacation.

429
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: Stop telling me that I have a whole year to save.

430
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Speaker 1: You don't know my finances. My debit card just got declining.

431
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Speaker 1: Duncan donuts. No, I can't go to your destination wedding. Okay,

432
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Speaker 1: I am not going to your destination wedding that costs

433
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Speaker 1: two tho dollars to watch you in a man named

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Speaker 1: Ted that wears crocs on Date night, tell your drawn

435
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Speaker 1: out bounds. Okay, listen, listen, I don't think so, honey,

436
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Speaker 1: my edges can't take it. All right, Wait and stop

437
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Speaker 1: asking me to be a bridesmaid on top of your

438
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Speaker 1: destination wedding. All right, listen, I don't want to be

439
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Speaker 1: stuck with your six friends that all y'all got a

440
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Speaker 1: common is peanut grieg your honey, I don't think so.

441
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Speaker 1: I don't think then he doesn't want to go nowhere.

442
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Speaker 1: It's tight. Everyone give it up for this first group

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Speaker 1: more like booty Nay right, Sam Washington were beautiful start,

444
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Speaker 1: I'm believablebow Truly, we're off to an a basic storm.

445
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Speaker 1: I say, if we get our next group out there,

446
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Speaker 1: what do you think will just give it up for

447
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 1: this group? Friday night Light stoody green, ain't go whoona,

448
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: Gary Richard said, and will stee there Friday night Lights

449
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Speaker 1: Friday night Light her Now welcome to the microphone, our friends. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: there's a big studio. I heard a rumor at brunch

451
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Speaker 1: today with just you about what you were doing has

452
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Speaker 1: that stayed true. First of all, I just want to

453
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Speaker 1: say that tonight on stage we were all family. Yes,

454
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Speaker 1: the groove here tonight, and I'm gonna be vulnerable and

455
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Speaker 1: for the first time ever, I'm going to do the

456
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Speaker 1: trouble Wow. Thank you. I feel I'm so nervous. I'm

457
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Speaker 1: so nervous, competent your I don't think so, Honey. Trouble

458
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Speaker 1: topic is Chrissie Teagan and your time starts now. I

459
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Speaker 1: don't be so Christie Teagan. You will lay out for

460
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Speaker 1: literally any brand, honey. You and John Okay, Pampers, Target,

461
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Speaker 1: fucking your Skin, Bronzer, fucking even John Legend sponsoring Christmas.

462
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Speaker 1: Now that two of them all Christmas. Also, she is

463
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Speaker 1: not eating have food every night to nightmare chicken. We

464
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Speaker 1: have pasta, garlic and cheese. Don't babe, Are you excited? Babe?

465
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Speaker 1: What do you think? Luna? I do watch every single Intervira.

466
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Speaker 1: Oh girl, you're funny, but like you're funny for a month. Okay,

467
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Speaker 1: funny like a guy on my improv team's girlfriend is funny,

468
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Speaker 1: like witch up. Yeah that's technically isn't Joe. It's just

469
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Speaker 1: coming out to somebody with the most symmetrical face you've

470
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Speaker 1: ever seen. So you're like warty party and now also

471
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 1: for the stage the man responsible single handedly for as revival.

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Speaker 1: You like hyot Ah, thank you, my beautiful trend. They've

473
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Speaker 1: done more for me than I. That's not that's not

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Speaker 1: your eli. Okay, you have two options. Pre select your trouble.

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Speaker 1: I'll say this. I did something kind of wacky and outrageous. Okay,

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Speaker 1: UH would see I I pre I wrote out a statement,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't. But I would love any topic that

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Speaker 1: I could say it though. Oh so you want to

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Speaker 1: here and you're to you, and I am confident that

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Speaker 1: my pre written statements. This is a this is an

481
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Speaker 1: interesting one. This is this your star of Roma, your Aorisio.

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Speaker 1: Her first name is Yosa Yao. And you're and you

483
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Speaker 1: like how until times starts? I don't think so, Anny, you,

484
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Speaker 1: Lisa Aperisio. You know some might call it or them

485
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Speaker 1: a coward's endeavor. I didn't thinking, kid didn't even with

486
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Speaker 1: this crowd. Not only does that thing or person suck

487
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Speaker 1: as for reasons I think we all understand, but the

488
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Speaker 1: people who enjoy it are fools, cowards and quite frankly

489
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Speaker 1: race it. I mean this topic as if if I

490
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Speaker 1: were stuck on a boat with this person thing or idea,

491
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Speaker 1: And also Hitler was also on the boat, and I

492
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Speaker 1: had a gun, and the gun had two bullets in

493
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Speaker 1: side of it. I popped two in my own head.

494
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Speaker 1: So Hitler had to be with this thing for five minutes.

495
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Speaker 1: I yield my time down. Well, you're really gross in her.

496
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Speaker 1: Now if you want the steps whatever rule of culture

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Speaker 1: number seven and if you like, you'll need to ABARISO

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Speaker 1: you are racing in? Are you ready for what? Heo?

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Speaker 1: I fell head you'll invented the highways to j I

500
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Speaker 1: just I invented it in my basement in Baltimore. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so he go, Hello, and we have a trouble here

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Speaker 1: that's full of topics, or we have a whole probably

503
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Speaker 1: mindful of ideas you can spew on. I have some

504
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Speaker 1: ship to talk about. Listen, goods. I don't think some

505
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 1: one of your twin stunts. Now, I don't think so, honey,

506
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Speaker 1: motherfucking dating apps. Okay, okay, I know this might not

507
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Speaker 1: be an original idea, but I'm singing as ship men

508
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Speaker 1: are now cowards, all right, So I don't think so, honey, men,

509
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: you need to talk to me in real life. Okay.

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00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 1: We I don't need a pen pal. I don't need

511
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Speaker 1: a man to text for a few days at a

512
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: time who then falls off and reappears months later. Bitch,

513
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Speaker 1: I thought you were dead. Second, I have friends to text.

514
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Speaker 1: And if you see me in real life, come up

515
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Speaker 1: and talk to a bit, okay, because I'm looking for

516
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Speaker 1: some dick. It's been a damn drought, okay, and this

517
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Speaker 1: is the one time I have to tell people in

518
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Speaker 1: the public a public places that I need dick. So

519
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 1: fuck you're dating app and talk to me in person.

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Speaker 1: Steps got in the person, y'all. Wow. I am very

521
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: excited to welcome Gary Richards. Gary always looks he always

522
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Speaker 1: looks exactly right. Come back kind, you're too kind. What's

523
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Speaker 1: it gonna be? Um? You know I live above a bodega,

524
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Speaker 1: so today I was thinking about this. I don't think

525
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Speaker 1: so honey. It's time starts now. Okay, Um, I don't

526
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: think so honey, honey. Dew melon okay, for real, let's

527
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Speaker 1: keep it. Let's keep it in a buck right now. Okay.

528
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Speaker 1: If I get a fruit, stud of the kid want grapes,

529
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Speaker 1: the kid want watermelon. Okay, But I'm staring at the

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Speaker 1: fucking Wizard of Eyes with this fucking green nothing. That

531
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Speaker 1: is honey melon. Okay, alright, playing simple, Okay, honeydew melon

532
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Speaker 1: is the produce equivalent of going to the bathroom taking

533
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Speaker 1: like a tiny ship but you're wiping for days. What

534
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Speaker 1: it's like? Hold on, like wait, how the fund just

535
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Speaker 1: pop off? Why is this going down like this' say?

536
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Speaker 1: This ain't how this should be. I've live my whole

537
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Speaker 1: life living one way and they're gonna blast me with

538
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Speaker 1: this like showing of nothing, taking up of the fucking smathe.

539
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Speaker 1: Its praised out of control. And then I'm talking to

540
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Speaker 1: my guy the bodega, like, yo, why are we doing this?

541
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,959
Speaker 1: And he's like, hey, I don't make it. You gotta

542
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Speaker 1: live with it. And I'm just like, I don't know,

543
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Speaker 1: don't suck my pick? Now? What do we have? The

544
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Speaker 1: Prince of my heart? Please? Micro on? Well, Dina, Oh well,

545
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 1: I definitely believe you're I love, I love very much.

546
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: What's going to be? You know, I'm gonna go with

547
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Speaker 1: the trouball I do, bitch, she's a break bitch, let's

548
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Speaker 1: do it. Okay, Well, your I don't think so, honey.

549
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 1: Trollball topic Serena Williams and your time starts now. I

550
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Serena Williams. And I'm gonna tread

551
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: real lightly here. I don't think so, honey, Serena Williams,

552
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 1: because guess what, You're too good at your sport and

553
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 1: you make cool instagrams that I like. Uh look, Serena Williams.

554
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: She's the best of what she does. She might be

555
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,960
Speaker 1: the best athlete of all time. And how fucking boring

556
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 1: is that? I don't think so, honey. Being the best

557
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: of your field. Two thousand nineteen is not about perfection.

558
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: Two thousand nineteen is about struggle, about the wrestling with

559
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 1: what's going on in this country. Serena Williams does not

560
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: contribute to that. Serena Williams is a scourge. On twenty nineteen,

561
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: fine said, and I yield my time, will see that

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00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 1: beautiful men. I love it st degree well. I love

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Speaker 1: Friday night light, Love those Friday night lights. Serena Williams

564
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Speaker 1: is a scorge one. She does not represent struggle, No,

565
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: not at all. Everyone, please love theme on that screw

566
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Speaker 1: clamb up, push Tim Gerbois and Anne Marie you but

567
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Speaker 1: I'm here By keeps Emory right now, Ma, they're demery

568
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Speaker 1: Bob Matthew fantasy. Oh my god, whoa you maybe see that?

569
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Speaker 1: Did you wait on purpose? You can all make hut?

570
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: Did you wait on purpose? Fish for your moment? Yeah? Yeah,

571
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 1: please welcome to go on your phone, Tim Grba, I said, whichever, Tim, Hi,

572
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: what would you like to do? But select your shoulder.

573
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: I am gonna do pre salute to this Tim Urbox.

574
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Speaker 1: I don't think Sony's turn strips now. I don't think so, Honey.

575
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Speaker 1: Matt Rogers on Tinder four years ago. That's right, This

576
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: beautiful bitch and I matched. Oh my god, the possibilities

577
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: are endless. The first thing he messages me is I

578
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 1: didn't know you were gay. Guess what. Neither did most

579
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Speaker 1: of my friends or my family, because I was steeping

580
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Speaker 1: in a sea of self loathing. I then reply to him,

581
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Speaker 1: I say that is way harsh. He says, I think

582
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Speaker 1: the line, honey, is that's way harsh. Tie. Don't you

583
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Speaker 1: try to out quote clueless bitch. I was fucking ten

584
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Speaker 1: years old and saw that movie in the theater with

585
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Speaker 1: my best friend, who are her older sister and her

586
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 1: older sister's hunky as boyfriend who was already get cable.

587
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: This Twitter that I could not stop watching, and I

588
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: was only ten years old. It was a confusing time

589
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: for my body, on my mind. And in conclusion, may

590
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: I please remind you, honey, that it does not say

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Speaker 1: R S V P on the statue of there. That's

592
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Speaker 1: my true Oh my god, god. I was wondering when

593
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Speaker 1: it would come on. What just happened was Larry Owens

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Speaker 1: lovel pa, welcome to the stage, dressed for the occasions? Thanks,

595
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Speaker 1: oh thank you? What's the Oh? I prepare and I

596
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Speaker 1: premollow starts now. I don't think so, honey. The holiday

597
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: for twenty I don't care if your little celebration is today.

598
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Speaker 1: I am coming for you. Oh you were started by

599
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Speaker 1: a bunch of privileged white boys who could just hot

600
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Speaker 1: class whenever they wanted, I called themselves with the wall

601
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Speaker 1: does no And I don't think so, honey, edibles, because

602
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Speaker 1: at any time I eat you, I either feel absolutely

603
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Speaker 1: nothing or everything. I did not want to eat the

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Speaker 1: rice rice crispy treat and be playing Russian Roulette with

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Speaker 1: the rice krispy between that tastes like grass and c

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Speaker 1: b D c b D. It's a lie nandy war

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Speaker 1: do not tell me about how when you got CBD

608
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Speaker 1: lotion and wear stilettos, get your feet on her, bitch

609
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 1: raising her fat on vernice because your shoes costs more

610
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Speaker 1: than I left up anyway, Happy Hi Holidays your podcast.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, that phrase doesn't belong to you. You

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Speaker 1: stole it from the two Everyone showed her up here tonight.

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Speaker 1: Please please welcome Nil the sofa. Oh hi baby, we

614
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 1: had all year. We got a gorgeous sign. Truly, the

615
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: world is your oyster right now? What do you want

616
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Speaker 1: to do? Troll ball to go to the bottom ones? Okay?

617
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Speaker 1: New singer World by Storm tell me, tell me? Okay,

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Speaker 1: her name Billy, I knew it. I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: Billy Eilish speak the fuck? Uh? What are you saying?

620
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Speaker 1: I am thirty three years old, you are seventeen. If

621
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Speaker 1: that's how you speak to your friends, I'm sorry because

622
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: you clearly don't have anything important enough to say. I

623
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Speaker 1: hear it. Ps I follow you on Instagram. I don't

624
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Speaker 1: understand the references to the office you're with Ray Wilson, Like,

625
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Speaker 1: I really don't get it, and that's a part of

626
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Speaker 1: millennial culture. I don't get if seventeen year olds were

627
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Speaker 1: allied in the mid nineties, you would all be closeted

628
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Speaker 1: and sad like I was twenty second Um. I also

629
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Speaker 1: don't understand Billie Eilish, but my mother does. And that's

630
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: really upsetting because she did an episode of Ellen and

631
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Speaker 1: then my mom was like, do you know this girl

632
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Speaker 1: Billie Eilish And I was like, yes, I do. How

633
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Speaker 1: do you understand what she'm saying? So I guess just

634
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Speaker 1: I don't think something the Eilish, But if you're seventeen

635
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Speaker 1: that you want to explain it to me, I'll be

636
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Speaker 1: out there any seventeen year olds asking Mark Bagatt, oh

637
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Speaker 1: here for a seat? Me there, and Mark is about

638
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Speaker 1: to strap Oh is the spice Rous tour singing, dais

639
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Speaker 1: this is the this man in the Spice World movie? Right? Yes?

640
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 1: This is the fifth grade choreographing everything to Chicago. Yes, yes,

641
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: we all see it. Well, what's it gonna be? I'm

642
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Speaker 1: gonna do pre planned, planted another way to say that

643
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: in another language, pre planned This is nothing. I don't

644
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: think so, honey, And as time starts now, I don't

645
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Cutting the gay sex scenes from Rocket

646
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Speaker 1: Man the bio pick for Elton John. Yeah, we're gonna

647
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: do that. You might as well just rewrite the entire

648
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Speaker 1: tale and bring in a white blonde woman named Mary

649
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: and tell us that that what's the love life of

650
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Speaker 1: his entire life? Because the best choice. When we did

651
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: it with Bohemian Rhapsody, we were all absused. I don't

652
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: think so, honey. If you're going to do so, like,

653
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 1: I will go see this movie and I would start

654
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 1: having sex in the theaters. I will go to every

655
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: AMC in midtown and I will have sex, and I

656
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: would reprove other men to do so, because that is

657
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: what sex is. More than one person it looks or

658
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: two or three, and if you want four, just call

659
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: me after the show. I understand. Great, I understand the

660
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: latter behind it because you do want money. The cleaner

661
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 1: it is, the better. But think about this, but you

662
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: do you have history to make. I could, by chance

663
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: do anyways, who's upsetes in my outfit? That's why I

664
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Speaker 1: want this. That's what I'm everyone honestly, because I don't

665
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 1: think so. Honey was a feature length film and couldn't

666
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Speaker 1: fit into the one minute, and we ended on the

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Speaker 1: album and we love and now please welcome to the stage,

668
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Speaker 1: and Marie, I am, oh my god, nothing more to say. Fashion?

669
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Speaker 1: Is it? Is it also a blowout happening? This? Yeah,

670
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Speaker 1: lift blowout fashion, all of that agree. Now, I don't

671
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:13,399
Speaker 1: think so honey, all Asians look alive. No, I don't

672
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Speaker 1: think so okay. Frants Becky who pulled on a jetic

673
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Speaker 1: cam account when I'm trying to check in, and then

674
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Speaker 1: I can you saw it? I'm going, that's not me.

675
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 1: You doubled down and go, all that's crazy because you

676
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: look just like her. So I don't think so okay.

677
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Old white man who says,

678
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, that girl and you must be sisters,

679
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, guess WoT only are we not related?

680
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: My parents are from Korea, hers it from China. So no.

681
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: And then you man, you doubled down and go that's

682
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: crazy because I was watching you both talk the other

683
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: day and these similarities are just so uncanny. I'm telling

684
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: you you must be sisters. You're telling me that I

685
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: have a sister. Oh my god, thank you so much,

686
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: old white man. I'm sorry you're not apology and you

687
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: fucking raise his fuck and you're staring at mean talking

688
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: to someone, you fucking creeper. It's so honey, okay, but

689
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: when and I are not related, although I wish we were.

690
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Speaker 1: Pusskir Twitter, Mark McGain kiss is all kiss us, all

691
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: miss you off the show, seventeen year old you know

692
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: who to find? His name is Neil. Yeah. Now, welcome

693
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: to the stage. The next group called foolish man to

694
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 1: pray on? Just sure, pull let's go shore that a

695
00:53:49,360 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: Polish school sweeter, Joe Castle, George come off, Look at

696
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: these foolish boys to prey on. They were dumb enough

697
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: to come on stage. Now, well, now will pray right,

698
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: we will prey on our first charge with Josh come on,

699
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: Josh Sharp and Adam Selman. Yes, it's my signer pajamas tonight, honey,

700
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 1: real love it. Okay, so listen, Josh, there's a bull here.

701
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Speaker 1: It's been rarely used. It's got fulla trollball topics. You can,

702
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: of course. Are you feeling trollish tonight? Are you pre selected? No?

703
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 1: I've pre selected, okay, Jo, I don't think so, honey,

704
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: remembering any of your names. I'm sorry, I'm here. It's

705
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Speaker 1: a deficiency, it's a mental illness into the handicap, and

706
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: yet it makes me rude. The burden you have put

707
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 1: on me. It's crazy. You've given me a full make trips.

708
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: Some words I have to memorize because you've described the

709
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Speaker 1: personal meeting. If I slep up one sun, asshole, No,

710
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 1: that's on you. You don't because most of them aren't

711
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: even words. Their sounds. Like Peter, Sure, that's a word.

712
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna go, But like Megan, that's a sound. Megan,

713
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: that's a sound. I don't use that anywhere else in

714
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: my life. They're not gonna remember it, you know. I

715
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Speaker 1: can try. Imagine if I him up to you and

716
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Speaker 1: I said, you met me, and I said for the

717
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Speaker 1: rest of my life remember this? Yeah, And then a

718
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: full year and a half later and are I said,

719
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: what was my sound? You went ye, damn, you asshole.

720
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: I'd be crazy. Album steeped in white supremacies are non

721
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: as logan harder for me. Yes, I hate my white bread.

722
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,960
Speaker 1: Whiteness is a cancer. But I'm not an asshole. I'm

723
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 1: just stupid. It's rule of counter number an eighteen. I'm

724
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 1: not an asshole. I'm just stupid. And now welcome is

725
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Speaker 1: a microphone call leus go it's so well and relate

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Speaker 1: in febox. I was so excited to touch him. Cool,

727
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Speaker 1: it's gonna be I've pre selected we love that love

728
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Speaker 1: that well. School. That's five starts now. I don't think so,

729
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Speaker 1: honey standing up to peace. I don't care. I don't

730
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: care how good your aim is. There's always back splash.

731
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: There is always backsplash. If I wanted to get piste

732
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: all over my legs and feet, I'd be going out

733
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:45,240
Speaker 1: with Matt and bowing to bubble Tea after this show tonight,

734
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 1: you're not coming my uberus three minutes away and another

735
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Speaker 1: three second. I work so fucking hard at everything I do.

736
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Speaker 1: I wrote a therapy with a list of things in

737
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Speaker 1: order of which they are causing me pain. Okay, I

738
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,880
Speaker 1: pay thirty dollars a month for Tinder Gold so I

739
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: can match with people in other countries, so I can

740
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: choose my vacations based on hot guys I match with. Okay,

741
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: So if I want to take five seconds to sit

742
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,479
Speaker 1: my fat white ask down and take a breath, I will.

743
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 1: I deserve it. I don't think so. I'm mad nothing

744
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,919
Speaker 1: the babe I sit down every time. I'd be each

745
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: and every time. Think about that. Every time I pee,

746
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm sitting. I'm understanding, I'm standing. But the more I

747
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 1: think about it, the way a way to queer peeing

748
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: is to sit down, take back. He welcome thread mats

749
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Speaker 1: match man. Okay, Max, yes, men it out. I'm sorry

750
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 1: it so stressed out my step I'm just called me

751
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: a backstage sobbing. It was like somebody just died. But

752
00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: but my little brother just want a volleyball game. It's

753
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: great that So that's coming into visit next week. Anyway,

754
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Speaker 1: she was doing sobbing solving. She shouldn't know better. Should

755
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Speaker 1: I just say, I don't think no, sorry, you want

756
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Speaker 1: to do if it is a late, you can do

757
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Speaker 1: a late, you know, Okay, Well you can pre select

758
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Speaker 1: your trouble. I want to pre select, but I don't

759
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Speaker 1: have anything so kind of trouball. Yeah, he wanted to

760
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 1: do pre select that. However he has nothing. Okay, Max,

761
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 1: I feel very confident your trouball topic. I don't think so, honey,

762
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:59,960
Speaker 1: springtimein time and your time starts now. I don't think

763
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: side right. Oh. Everyone everyone's like, oh love just like

764
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 1: a light jacket and I love light layers. And he's

765
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:11,240
Speaker 1: like you don't know what you're doing with your layering, nobody,

766
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Speaker 1: you don't know how to later like when what do

767
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Speaker 1: you think is? What do you think is? Larry? You

768
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Speaker 1: know you just like a cover up as much as

769
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Speaker 1: you can't because you gonna have to shade. No, you know, Oh,

770
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Speaker 1: I don't think funny springs up all the flowers like here,

771
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Speaker 1: you know that's all things like YouTube, thank god right here,

772
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Speaker 1: And it's like okay, But then you leave two weeks

773
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Speaker 1: scitter and it's like, okay, t were is gonna be

774
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Speaker 1: a little taste of the floral arrangement around the idea.

775
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Speaker 1: Now I've just said to stay a good bind to it,

776
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 1: and then I'm just boiling the line or the rest

777
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,760
Speaker 1: of the season. Are you sucking hidding me? I don't

778
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Speaker 1: understand a springtime springshowers and may powers my answer? What?

779
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: And then like everything and honestly, allay, where are you?

780
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Speaker 1: Where are you when I a chocolate gray points all

781
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Speaker 1: around from match Winnard great point? Oh my, oh my god,

782
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: please brock up Joe Castle, babe, whoa where are those

783
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 1: pants from? Um? I stole them from a rockabilly couple. Yeah, okay,

784
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 1: a rockabilly couple that had a flattering in Simon you Joe,

785
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: It's gonna be okay, I'll be pre selected, alright, alright, coward, no, no, honest,

786
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: time starts stand. Okay, I don't think so, honey. People

787
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: that don't want to hear about the dreams you have

788
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 1: last night, oh, I'm sorry that you actually are a

789
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 1: fucking bitch. How don't you learn about the internal world

790
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: of your friend instead of pretending like I imagine waxcape

791
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: a friends and here I've got my friends pulling dreams.

792
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:26,640
Speaker 1: Those are her fucking dreams. That's her unconscious mind saying, hey,

793
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 1: put down the fucking booze and I'm gonna show it

794
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: to you in a fucking butterfly. You listen to your

795
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:37,959
Speaker 1: friend instead of thinking that you're self fucking burnt out

796
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 1: that you can't listen to dreams anymore. Okay, now to

797
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:47,960
Speaker 1: Ted talk All right, listen dreams. People have realized that

798
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: dreams are actually really real, and whether we like it

799
01:01:51,560 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: or not, is that it fine? Okay? Cool? By wow,

800
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Speaker 1: beautiful times my word, my word? Well everyone, please welcome

801
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 1: George Svera, George Sords, just shut George. We love beautiful Matt.

802
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 1: Do you remember earlier when you asked if the movie

803
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: where Julianne Moore was blind was called Freedom, it is,

804
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 1: in fact called Blindness and Blindness. Well, I'm hope, I'm

805
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 1: happy I'm not his first thought as the executive producers

806
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 1: of that movie. I don't think so, Hey, George, it's

807
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:51,959
Speaker 1: gonna have to be prefera. You know this is George

808
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: Sparris is. I don't think so. Many's time starts now.

809
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:56,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. People who say just let

810
01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:05,240
Speaker 1: people enjoy things, guess what, bitch, do you know what

811
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 1: I enjoy feeling morally superior to people who have that tank? Oh?

812
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: How dare I be dismissive of the Marvel d C

813
01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 1: Game of Groans, Harry Potter, West Wing Cinematic Universe. Guess what?

814
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 1: All of those movies are funded by the military and

815
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:34,840
Speaker 1: big oil. And that's a fact in my opinion. Oh,

816
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry criticize your favorite live action board game, get

817
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 1: Away for the movie adaptation of Settlers of Katan Storry. Sorry,

818
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: Chris Pratt as a racist log And guess what enjoying

819
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: things is straight and not enjoying things it's queer, That's

820
01:03:57,240 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 1: what George Paris and we also have a Rome culture.

821
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:06,480
Speaker 1: Rome culture number fifteen. And that's a fact in my opinion.

822
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 1: Get it up for Josh Sharp call let school, last

823
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: Sweater to Castle Baker George scenario. They are foolish men

824
01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 1: to prey on our next group. Our next group is

825
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Speaker 1: called something inside Me said yes. And the first to

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Speaker 1: say it is Katherine Going and calco Very Fastay, Melissa's

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Speaker 1: sakask Rosebud Baker and christ and Puckas come on up, Bucas, God,

828
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Speaker 1: come on first. The microphone is the very shy Catherine Cold.

829
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Speaker 1: She's so shy. Oh my god, shop wait, she says,

830
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 1: She says, Catherine's going to be trouble. Basily, oh my

831
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: tits out, Katherine poets, I don't think so, man of

832
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The Moon,

833
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 1: Why you always make me the bad mood? The Moon?

834
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 1: Why you always make me feel like a bit and

835
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: act like a bit even though my life is very easy?

836
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 1: The Moon? Why have you thrust me into the deepest,

837
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 1: deepest depths of a spring spring? Spring depression? Absolutely? The Moon,

838
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, the Moon, The Moon, I

839
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 1: don't thinking the moon? Why? Why? Why? Did you make

840
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 1: me this morning? Wake up and say, hey, today is

841
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 1: a good day to attack the person who asked me

842
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 1: to be his girlfriend. And then I'll ask me four

843
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 1: days later. Anything wanted to go to the Google have

844
01:05:56,440 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: to see Hilda Auckland. I think, John, you go Moon?

845
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,240
Speaker 1: Why you make me buy a sixty fi dollar candle?

846
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,440
Speaker 1: The moon you swing your little ass around all day?

847
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 1: The moon, you make the ocean go boom the moon.

848
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't thinking the moon you go up,

849
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 1: you go down wherever you like. No, no, the moon,

850
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:16,440
Speaker 1: No the moon groups. I thinking you fall in love

851
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 1: the moon. You're stupid, stupid bitch. I don't think. And

852
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 1: we have a new culture culture number second five, You

853
01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:35,800
Speaker 1: and everyone chi came to Google hide your check out

854
01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 1: held off? But the time please want the Marie fausta

855
01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 1: Marie and she's got her phone my world. You know,

856
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 1: she came out here and she's unprepared, so so she

857
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 1: was like she's gonna do the ball. But then she

858
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 1: had an epiphany. Oh I cannot wait to find out

859
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: whether epiphany had been This is Marie Houstons. I don't

860
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 1: think so many your time starts now. I don't think

861
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:07,680
Speaker 1: so honey, People who watched beyoncee Homecoming and dancing it

862
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: inspired them? Bro? Where inspired you? How you won't give

863
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 1: up meat and carbs and fish and alcohol and greens, beans, tomatoes, potatoes.

864
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 1: I don't believe you, because I looked in your cart

865
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 1: at trendor Joe's and I saw cookies. I don't think so, honey.

866
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 1: People who watched it and said and changed my lap. Okay,

867
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 1: so you won't call your two friends the one that

868
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: can't dance that well, the ones that dance how you dance,

869
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:46,320
Speaker 1: and you wanna bring them out at Coachella? Where are

870
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 1: you gonna do that at? You want fake of practices,

871
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,520
Speaker 1: You want fag up practices, and then get pregnant for

872
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 1: real with twins and take all the photos like you

873
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:03,960
Speaker 1: just got practice for Sime. But the first time, I

874
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,040
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. She's the queen and we get it.

875
01:08:06,120 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: And y'allow shocked that black women are goddesses, but we

876
01:08:08,520 --> 01:08:17,560
Speaker 1: already knew that more fast, very fousands Spisy Ferris w

877
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:21,959
Speaker 1: IV was not with f was not pregnant with the conspiracy.

878
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 1: There was born here tonight and one please welcome, but

879
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 1: less come on, oh Sarious and the mentality of the boot.

880
01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:42,599
Speaker 1: Come on, it's everything in more. And here's the question

881
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 1: we gotta ask, it's the bull or it's pre selected.

882
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 1: What are we thinking it is pre selected? Selected? I

883
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: don't think so, hony. Our time starts now. I don't

884
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Grocery stores in my neighborhood who do

885
01:08:55,920 --> 01:09:00,760
Speaker 1: not sell miracle with absolutely not. Do you think I

886
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,639
Speaker 1: am proud of this purchase? Do you think I am brown?

887
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:07,080
Speaker 1: I went to leave my neighborhood, go to a different burrow,

888
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:11,560
Speaker 1: the fancy borrow, to buy a Midwestern delicately, No, I

889
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:15,200
Speaker 1: do not. I don't think so, honey. You're the nineteen

890
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:21,320
Speaker 1: different types of artistanal mannaise, nineteen different types extra virgin

891
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 1: olive oil mannise speaking manny that is not a thing,

892
01:09:25,439 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 1: that is not possible, does not exist. Truffle mannies. We

893
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:34,160
Speaker 1: are over truffle. Nobody likes truffle anymore, Rosemary, I don't

894
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:38,680
Speaker 1: think so, honey. America whib is the share of condiments

895
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:44,360
Speaker 1: and last for seventy two years. And it's the Mama me.

896
01:09:44,720 --> 01:09:49,719
Speaker 1: Here we go again to a helicopter. It is share?

897
01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:52,680
Speaker 1: Are you too good for share? Williamsburg? Are you too

898
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 1: good for moonstruck, for which is of easy. Absolutely not.

899
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Every grocery store in my

900
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 1: neighborhood this cast. How dare you these grocery stores unreal?

901
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:07,680
Speaker 1: I mean miracle whip is the share of condiments, and

902
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:10,719
Speaker 1: that's actually real culture. Never miracle whip is the share

903
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:20,559
Speaker 1: of confidence. Now, welcome to the microphone. Our friend bacon. Okay,

904
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:26,320
Speaker 1: but I think I'm just gonna go with my heart. Yeah,

905
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:29,800
Speaker 1: you gotta go to her just pre slept in her heart. Yes,

906
01:10:29,920 --> 01:10:33,040
Speaker 1: this is I don't think now. I don't think so

907
01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:38,479
Speaker 1: honey making new friends. I can't do it. I was

908
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,560
Speaker 1: told tonight was a fashion event. There's cat hair on

909
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:45,920
Speaker 1: my sweater, and I put my cat down three months ago.

910
01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey being funny. Um, I don't

911
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:59,280
Speaker 1: think so honey being charming. I am single for the

912
01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:03,639
Speaker 1: first time, and I can't fucking do it. I don't

913
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,080
Speaker 1: want to meet new people. I don't want to I

914
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:08,200
Speaker 1: don't want to meet new I don't want to learn

915
01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 1: your personality. You don't want to learn mine. Trust me.

916
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: I can enjoy a massage unless it sends me to

917
01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:28,559
Speaker 1: a women's shelter. Thank you. So much you want don't

918
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 1: get to know her? And now microphone christ Puca, Hello Puca,

919
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 1: it's honestly share and clueless. It's today ever start alright,

920
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:47,559
Speaker 1: so listen, here's the deal. We got a preslected option

921
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:54,600
Speaker 1: and what else do we have? Bow, So there's two prelected.

922
01:11:54,720 --> 01:12:01,400
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I make up my own decisions, thank you, Christophe. Okay,

923
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't think sunny. I am going to use notes. Sorry,

924
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:06,680
Speaker 1: I've had for eight hours of no sleep, so I

925
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 1: gon an adderall unrelated. It's a drug holiday. We all

926
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:16,400
Speaker 1: are here, okay, I don't think so, honey. People who

927
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:18,320
Speaker 1: think they're better than me because they're not on their phone,

928
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:23,599
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. If your phone is on gray scale

929
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:28,519
Speaker 1: right now, I feel fucking bad for you. I'm so sorry, Becky.

930
01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:31,960
Speaker 1: But deleting your Facebook and your Instagram off of your homepage,

931
01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:37,680
Speaker 1: god an accolade, it's a handicap. I'm sorry. I don't

932
01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:39,280
Speaker 1: think so, honey. I have to work harder now to

933
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,479
Speaker 1: start a conversation with you. My friendship with you is

934
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:46,960
Speaker 1: now to fucking burden, think Sonny. I'm so sorry. So

935
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,920
Speaker 1: you know this is the girl who doesn't watch Game

936
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:53,240
Speaker 1: of Thrones and you're fucking proud of that. I'm so sorry.

937
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:56,200
Speaker 1: You're not special. You're the same girl who didn't watch

938
01:12:56,240 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 1: Titanic in fifth grade. Fuck you. I did masturbates Leonardo

939
01:13:01,479 --> 01:13:03,560
Speaker 1: Caper for the first time. Then, I'm so sorry you

940
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:09,080
Speaker 1: didn't get to do that. Here's the thing five, No,

941
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 1: keep going, I'm so sorry. Absolutely just I'm just saying

942
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:19,080
Speaker 1: that my phone is a personality trait. Look at this, dude,

943
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:24,560
Speaker 1: What's what was happening here? Yes? Look, and that's it.

944
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:29,760
Speaker 1: I don't fucking thingmit it. My my phone Christmas was

945
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,320
Speaker 1: And honestly, it's a rule of culture number thirty. My

946
01:13:32,479 --> 01:13:36,280
Speaker 1: phone is a personality trait and that's that. Give it

947
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:42,519
Speaker 1: up for this group. Something inside me said, yes, Catherine Collins,

948
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:50,640
Speaker 1: let us My Baker and christ Ye please welcome our

949
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:53,759
Speaker 1: final group for this half half. Please welcome to the stage.

950
01:13:53,920 --> 01:14:04,519
Speaker 1: Kelly right about good never Eva picture, Seprita, christ Murphy,

951
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:18,920
Speaker 1: Natalie Walker, first, Victure Victor. Oh my gosh, this is

952
01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:23,839
Speaker 1: simply late time. Wow, Okay, what's gonna be pre selected?

953
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,800
Speaker 1: Your name? Yes, this is I don't think so your

954
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:28,599
Speaker 1: time starts down. I don't think you won't even ask

955
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:33,719
Speaker 1: for Carlton's a thousand miles, bitch, you can't fall into

956
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:38,200
Speaker 1: the sky. Second, nobody in the history of the world

957
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:40,120
Speaker 1: is worth more than a twenty minute walk or a

958
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:43,200
Speaker 1: seven dollar lift. I don't think someone even as a

959
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:47,560
Speaker 1: Carlton's a thousand miles bitch. Okay. Also, did you know

960
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 1: a thousand miles would take five days to walk? When

961
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:54,799
Speaker 1: I say a thousand miles, you say that's unrealistic, Vanessa,

962
01:14:54,880 --> 01:15:02,639
Speaker 1: A thousand miles, that's essad, that's a good as. Also, bitch,

963
01:15:02,920 --> 01:15:05,080
Speaker 1: you know what the truth is. You know what the

964
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 1: truth is? What the pranessa? Also, if you walk a

965
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:14,200
Speaker 1: thousand miles, he'd better make you come one billion times

966
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:16,840
Speaker 1: once you get care. I don't know what you're thinking.

967
01:15:17,200 --> 01:15:19,240
Speaker 1: Maybe it's not he won't. It is because if it

968
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:21,120
Speaker 1: was a she, she would say that of the making

969
01:15:21,160 --> 01:15:23,120
Speaker 1: the sense, let's meet in the fucking mid all. I'm

970
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:27,400
Speaker 1: so fine, no FSA, get out of the fucking truck.

971
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,839
Speaker 1: Let me help you carry your piano back to your apartment,

972
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:31,880
Speaker 1: and let's take this through like a jump. I don't

973
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:39,519
Speaker 1: think so even as a college without the bottle oh ship,

974
01:15:41,479 --> 01:15:46,680
Speaker 1: that's realistic, that's real. Number one hundred that's unreal. Listen, Pranessa,

975
01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 1: Oh that's so large. We have a trouble here. We

976
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 1: have to selected topics up there. Maybe what do you

977
01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:08,280
Speaker 1: say re selected? Yes, we got up there. Time starts now. Okay, Um,

978
01:16:08,479 --> 01:16:16,240
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Anti abortion propaganda conservatives gonna

979
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 1: tell me what I can do with my body when

980
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:25,120
Speaker 1: y'all don't even know how to fund your information is bad,

981
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:28,080
Speaker 1: Your logic is weird read on tweets, and I don't

982
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:33,599
Speaker 1: think so. Also, you have black ass confusing branding. Y'all

983
01:16:33,640 --> 01:16:39,120
Speaker 1: heard of Mike Moon, Okay, he is in Missouri who

984
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:40,840
Speaker 1: went on face Supplive. He was like, this is what

985
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:43,519
Speaker 1: an abortion is, and we headed a chicken. I don't

986
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:49,439
Speaker 1: think Also, I don't think so. Science, I will say that.

987
01:16:49,800 --> 01:16:51,559
Speaker 1: And also, yes, if I had seen that video before

988
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:53,280
Speaker 1: I had my version, I would have walked into that

989
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 1: clinic have been like, yes the guillotine option please, okay,

990
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 1: because I love the trauma. Okay, Hi, it's a cluster

991
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:16,360
Speaker 1: of self and abortion of healthcare, folks, fol culture zero.

992
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:25,759
Speaker 1: There's a lot of heself, an abortion is healthcare. Welcome

993
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:34,679
Speaker 1: to Tafrida. Well, hello, what's good? We got pre selected?

994
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:36,799
Speaker 1: We got trou bow. It's up to you re selected.

995
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:43,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Widely taught, critically acclaimed children's

996
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:50,240
Speaker 1: book Ticky Ticky Tembo. For those of you don't remember

997
01:17:50,439 --> 01:17:54,240
Speaker 1: the first sentences, There once was a Chinese boy named

998
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 1: Tiki Tikky Tambo no sambo cherry berry rauchie pamberry pampo.

999
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:12,360
Speaker 1: Oh what a swur. I want to do a real

1000
01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:14,720
Speaker 1: Chinese man when I know what his game was. It

1001
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:21,880
Speaker 1: was late and the the ager, in response to criticism, said,

1002
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:24,880
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't speak Chinese. I just wrote down

1003
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:29,000
Speaker 1: what I heard my neighbors saying. So I'm gonna say

1004
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:31,960
Speaker 1: real Chinese and then I'm gonna switch to knock quite Chinese.

1005
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,639
Speaker 1: But I won't tell you when you tell me when.

1006
01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:38,640
Speaker 1: What it means is, she would you when shoes she

1007
01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:40,800
Speaker 1: ware hurchin, you think you would take a shoot you out?

1008
01:18:40,840 --> 01:19:17,800
Speaker 1: Tikki Tikki temp Oh, my bro, amazing pelics, Welcome Christmas,

1009
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:26,320
Speaker 1: free dinner, okay, past come on, okay, listen, tell m

1010
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:32,120
Speaker 1: to us about what we're doing for your follow Yeah. Yeah,

1011
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:34,200
Speaker 1: I have a song in my heart, so I have

1012
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:37,840
Speaker 1: to get it out and heart. I don't think so

1013
01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:41,000
Speaker 1: many times charts. Now, I don't think so, honey. William H.

1014
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:47,960
Speaker 1: Macy ober Rate and piece of ship letting your wife

1015
01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:51,880
Speaker 1: Felicity Hufman drowned in the court of public opinion over

1016
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:58,400
Speaker 1: Operation Blues. I'm sorry, Felicity Huffman loves your idiot daughter

1017
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:04,520
Speaker 1: more than you do. The only reason you weren't indicted

1018
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:08,120
Speaker 1: in this case is because you weren't engaging your daughter's

1019
01:20:08,280 --> 01:20:14,439
Speaker 1: educational future and says, all right, you're nothing but a

1020
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,920
Speaker 1: dead beat, fucking dad, just like the wet board of

1021
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,679
Speaker 1: a dead dad dad beat bucking dad that you play

1022
01:20:19,720 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 1: on shameless alright, and Babs, maybe if you're a real

1023
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:28,240
Speaker 1: like aless actor and not a seedless character actor, you'd

1024
01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:30,640
Speaker 1: have enough money to sort of get your daughter to

1025
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:33,120
Speaker 1: schooled the normal worst person away by buying a fucking

1026
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:38,080
Speaker 1: build here. Also, apparently he's on RIAH and like, guess

1027
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:40,280
Speaker 1: what Waves basic, No one wants to fuck you. You

1028
01:20:40,439 --> 01:20:50,599
Speaker 1: look like you're the turtle bas Rias on Riya. Sit

1029
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:58,200
Speaker 1: in your bad it's bleak self awareness, Chris Murphy, Murphy,

1030
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:09,040
Speaker 1: who is the poem? It's Natalie Walker, Yes, thank you,

1031
01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:15,080
Speaker 1: Thank you Walker, Natalie, thank you, and truly as the

1032
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:21,000
Speaker 1: Oscar gone close loss. It's the visual medium. I'm dressed

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