Speaker 1: This is Suckers.
Speaker 2: I'm Klen Bell, I'm Dean Bell, and I'm Jared haven
Speaker 2: An iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 3: What is going on? Everybody? Welcome to an all new
Speaker 3: episode of your favorite podcast called Suckers, and we have
Speaker 3: a great episode for you today. We are joined by
Speaker 3: the lovely and sweet and beautiful I wasn't I gotta
Speaker 3: be honest, I was saying that about you, and then
Speaker 3: I looked up real quick and I saw Jared looking
Speaker 3: with a smuggle of smile on his face, and I
Speaker 3: was like, crap, I gotta say it's about Jared right now.
Speaker 4: But it was meant for you, okay, just so you know,
Speaker 4: but it didn't end up.
Speaker 3: Being a well. And we'll also have the beautiful, incredible
Speaker 3: and talented Kaylen Bell, who wasn't supposed to join us today,
Speaker 3: but she here. She is in the flesh, happy to
Speaker 3: be here. Yeah. And Jared, what is that on your wrist?
Speaker 3: You have a spray tan on or something.
Speaker 1: So I think it's bro glow, but I'm not sure
Speaker 1: because you have I talked about this on the podcast.
Speaker 4: That us spray tan occasionally.
Speaker 1: Well it's not a spray tan, it's it's more so
Speaker 1: it's like a moisturizer obviously, No, it's a moisturizer of
Speaker 1: some sorts. I don't really know. But over the holidays,
Speaker 1: my sister in law's fiance, it's not my brother in
Speaker 1: law yet, they were complimenting his skin and he was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I used bro Glow and I was like, what is
Speaker 1: bro glow. He's like, oh, it's just like this, you know,
Speaker 1: moisturizer that gives you like a tan, and it's made
Speaker 1: for men, so like men wear it. I was like, shit,
Speaker 1: I want to look into that because I got paled
Speaker 1: dur in the winter. So then I started using bro
Speaker 1: glow every once in a while, and so I just
Speaker 1: put it on my face and sometimes my arms just
Speaker 1: to give me like a little bit of color so
Speaker 1: I don't look like hellish pale. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, But the problem, the thing is that's weird,
Speaker 1: is that like, how the hell did this happen?
Speaker 4: That's actually pretty bad.
Speaker 1: And it's in such a weird spot in my hand.
Speaker 4: Because that happens to me. If I like sleep in a.
Speaker 1: Tan, I don't think so, and I haven't done it
Speaker 1: in a few days, and as you can tell, like
Speaker 1: my face like this is very much darker than anything
Speaker 1: I've ever done or put on, so like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what the hell happened.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Ashley has tan remover. You just like put
Speaker 2: this tan remover on, let it sit for ten minutes,
Speaker 2: and then go shower.
Speaker 1: I was also putting new malts down, not to say
Speaker 1: that like this would have anything to do with it,
Speaker 1: but my hands were in wasn't dirt for a while.
Speaker 1: But there's no way. I don't know what the hell
Speaker 1: it is because it's it's darker than anything. So it
Speaker 1: looks like, you know, tell Tanner, it looks like Tanner, Jared,
Speaker 1: have you been using the bro glow and the no
Speaker 1: no zone what like my crotch?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Have you been touching yourself inappropriately with I haven't. Does
Speaker 1: this look like I've been touching myself inappropriately?
Speaker 3: I don't know. When you make it in that fist
Speaker 3: and that in that format of handshake.
Speaker 1: It would be there. And this is my left hand.
Speaker 2: Self Tanner on your hands is so hard to get right.
Speaker 2: I just tanned myself. My wrists are a little orange.
Speaker 3: That's not bad.
Speaker 2: Like if you're not doing it professionally, it's never gonna
Speaker 2: look great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I feel much more like I never
Speaker 1: use self tanner until I heard about bro Glow. It's
Speaker 1: amazing how something is just called it's likely made for men.
Speaker 1: It's called bro glow.
Speaker 2: I thought you were saying, like, you use Jurgens, but
Speaker 2: you call it brokelow.
Speaker 1: Nope, it's called Brokelow, and it's like self tanner made
Speaker 1: for men. It's a brilliant marketing campaign because someone like
Speaker 1: myself has never used it. I was like, Wow, I
Speaker 1: can buy it. It's for dudes.
Speaker 4: Dean, would you what do you think?
Speaker 2: Well, Deane gets so tan and like he can be
Speaker 2: out in this on in two seconds for two seconds,
Speaker 2: and then he'll be like, so tan, it's so frustrating.
Speaker 1: I guarantee he's gonna be like, yo, I would never
Speaker 1: use it out of blah blah blah. And then I
Speaker 1: guarantee he would use it if you put that, if
Speaker 1: you put self tanner on during the winter when you
Speaker 1: were pale, you'd feel so much better about yourself and
Speaker 1: you would use it all the time.
Speaker 4: Been vain because he's he's snowboarding.
Speaker 2: At least his face is tan. And then it's like
Speaker 2: the reflection in the sun and the elevation.
Speaker 4: He's always tan.
Speaker 3: I will say, I am very fortunate. I tan very easily.
Speaker 1: I have no idea why I know why you've been
Speaker 1: using Brogo for ten years.
Speaker 4: I have told that secretly.
Speaker 3: I'm actually the developer and the co founder of Brokelow. No,
Speaker 3: I don't know why I tan really really easily. But
Speaker 3: I would never.
Speaker 4: You're like European.
Speaker 3: Fully, I wouldn't. Yeah, fully northern European. I would never
Speaker 3: use Brokelow. I'm not shaming broglow whatsoever you go bro Glow?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Were you waiting for that one?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No shame.
Speaker 3: That ring naturally off the tip of my tongue. I
Speaker 3: will say, I when I'm tan, and I don't even
Speaker 3: think I'm tan right now, like I'm not. When I
Speaker 3: was younger, I used to get really really tan. When
Speaker 3: I'm tan, I feel hotter, I feel like sexier, I
Speaker 3: walk around more confident. Yeah, your teeth look whiter, your
Speaker 3: eyes look bluer.
Speaker 1: Like everything is just life is better when I have color,
Speaker 1: yeah on my skin? So like, why am I because
Speaker 1: I'm I'm afraid of what people are going to think
Speaker 1: of me? Because I put a little first of all,
Speaker 1: it's made for men like I use hair product, I
Speaker 1: use gel. Yeah, you know, I cut my name. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of other things that I do. I
Speaker 1: was about to be like, I caught.
Speaker 4: My nameant, do you have a skin carrotine?
Speaker 1: I don't have a skin care routine.
Speaker 3: Ooh see, I I got you on that one. Then
Speaker 3: I routinely take care of my skin every day.
Speaker 4: You guys, you're approaching that age where you need to be.
Speaker 3: That's really what take me care of your skin? I
Speaker 3: asked Klein. I was like, hey, could you please formulate
Speaker 3: a skin care routine for me? And she kind of
Speaker 3: like haphazardly through.
Speaker 2: I did, and you were like, can you explain how
Speaker 2: to use this? And every time I ask, I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm ready to explain.
Speaker 4: You run off.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I basically just entirely ditched the soap and
Speaker 3: I just used I'll like, rinse my face with water,
Speaker 3: but scrap the seriously. But then we introduce the moisturizer afterwards.
Speaker 2: No D.
Speaker 3: But I also have been getting really into just regular
Speaker 3: lotion lately, which I had never really thought I was
Speaker 3: going to be into that stuff.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you it's about time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and just like on my arms after the shower,
Speaker 3: Kaelin said about your legs, Yeah, my legs as well.
Speaker 3: Kailyn says, the first two minutes are crucial after the
Speaker 3: shower to lotionize your arms and your legs.
Speaker 4: And I make a lot of things up, but I
Speaker 4: think that's true.
Speaker 1: Why is that true?
Speaker 3: It's so good to hear you finally say that.
Speaker 2: Well, I say confidently things that I'm not entirely sure
Speaker 2: about because you have to lock in the moisture really
Speaker 2: quickly after your shower.
Speaker 1: Do you moisturize your whole body after you get out
Speaker 1: of the shower, Oh, one hundred.
Speaker 3: I'll do my forearms and then my calves and then
Speaker 3: like my chest and neck. I don't want to have
Speaker 3: a goopy neck when I get older, so I try
Speaker 3: to focus on the neck a little bit.
Speaker 4: Neck and chest are the first signs of aging. And
Speaker 4: the back of your hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you guys are lucky women. Our collagen production
Speaker 2: reduces at like twenty nine or something, and you guys
Speaker 2: still are peaking for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We're like, you know, we're like Tom Brady where it's
Speaker 1: just like the older we get for some reason, like
Speaker 1: the the it's we're still on an uphill climb. You
Speaker 1: guys are more like Peyton Manning, where it's like you
Speaker 1: get to a point and then you're gonna hit a
Speaker 1: cliff and when you get that cliff, it's gonna go
Speaker 1: downhill fast.
Speaker 4: What age do you think that cliff starts up?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get so much for that.
Speaker 3: Because of the Peyton Manning slender. Because of that, I
Speaker 3: guess you were just you were really just trying to
Speaker 3: take a dig at me, because well.
Speaker 1: Obviously demanding thing was definitely at you. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I also think like there are there's
Speaker 1: a reason why a lot of men are attracted to
Speaker 1: older women. I think there's something very I I would
Speaker 1: agree that I think men age more graceful, graceful er, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but would it be more gracefully that seems.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds right. I just think you're enunciating the
Speaker 3: word weird to make it sound weird.
Speaker 1: Well, because I was trying to know I was, I
Speaker 1: was announcing it weirdly because in my head, my the
Speaker 1: you know, the crank was turning, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what am I supposed to say? That's gonna be proper here? Anyway?
Speaker 1: More gracefully. I think men age grace more gracefully than
Speaker 1: women do. However, I think women they look good like
Speaker 1: in their forties, I think women look great. What about fifties,
Speaker 1: It's so hard to apply you know, that's you know,
Speaker 1: that's the cliff we were talking about.
Speaker 3: It's so impossible to apply a blanket statement to that though,
Speaker 3: because of course, I mean, yeah, you you look like
Speaker 3: Clooney or Brad Pitt. I guess Brad Pitt hasn't really
Speaker 3: aged all that well really, but Clooney, I guess, would
Speaker 3: be the prime example. You guys.
Speaker 1: You guys don't think Brad Pitt has aged well. I
Speaker 1: mean maybe Leo.
Speaker 4: I'm thinking Leo, Leo, well, both of them.
Speaker 3: I think it was just because Brad and Leo were
Speaker 3: so so hot in their twenties and thirties.
Speaker 4: Also, Brobably partied like crazy, and their skin is taking
Speaker 4: a toll.
Speaker 3: Like Clooney wasn't really Cleuly wasn't the best looking guy
Speaker 3: in the world when he was thirty, but he's one
Speaker 3: of the best guys in his fifties or sixties or
Speaker 3: whatever he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brad Pitt was fifty five, call it. And once
Speaker 1: upon a time in Hollywood. Yeah, he looked good, still awesome.
Speaker 1: But I think part of the reason we think he
Speaker 1: looks so good is because he looks so good in
Speaker 1: Fight Club. And yeah, let's talk about Brad Pitt for
Speaker 1: a second. What's so dean your favorite bat Brad Pitt
Speaker 1: look at Fight Club?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's hard to deny hit the just how
Speaker 3: beautiful that man is in that movie.
Speaker 4: I've never seen that movie.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Troy might be the best for him
Speaker 3: because he had a little more bulk and Troy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Troy, he had the long the hair look good.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 1: My favorite Brad Pitt look would also be Fight Club
Speaker 1: because he's like ripped and kind of like I like
Speaker 1: the more like scruffy, like down leather jackets, leather jackie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Ashley is is Legends of the Fall, So bradpin
Speaker 1: Legends in the Fall. He's got this long, luscious yond hair.
Speaker 1: He's very clean. Like yeah, so like that's him.
Speaker 4: You know, he's an older you.
Speaker 1: That's not my favorite Brad Pitt look.
Speaker 4: I like it. He's like a hot cowboy, I.
Speaker 1: Get it, but it's like I'm a I'm a fight
Speaker 1: Club Brad Pitt type of guy.
Speaker 4: I don't like the Fight Club. It's too nine.
Speaker 2: It's too like Xenon, Protozoa, Xenon, well like yeah, no, Xenon,
Speaker 2: like the Disney movie.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know, I've never seen that.
Speaker 3: You have zoom zoom zoom. You make my heart go
Speaker 3: boom boom, my supernova girl.
Speaker 4: That's not really how it sounds, but those are the lyrics.
Speaker 3: That's exactly how let's hear you do better than you exactly.
Speaker 1: I completely understand why women like Brad Pitt More and
Speaker 1: Legends of the Fall. I get it, I get it,
Speaker 1: but it's just you know what, like this, that's my
Speaker 1: man right there, that's my man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's better looking at their red leather jacket
Speaker 2: and that reminded me of Protozoa.
Speaker 3: Anyways, back to the topic, I am.
Speaker 1: I guess how well Brad Pitt's there sixty. That man
Speaker 1: is sixty years old there, let me see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he looks it.
Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong. He's not bad looking. He looks it.
Speaker 3: He's a still sixty year old man, exactly. He's still
Speaker 3: very But Clooney at sixty was hotter than Brad Pitt
Speaker 3: at sixty, And part of that is because Clooney wasn't
Speaker 3: as hot at twenty five as Brad Pitt was at
Speaker 3: twenty five?
Speaker 4: How did we get here?
Speaker 3: I was saying that Jared thinks that manage gracefully and
Speaker 3: women don'tate as gracefully.
Speaker 1: And I agree, it's a blanket statement. I didn't say
Speaker 1: I was. I'm obviously saying it for some gigs. Guys,
Speaker 1: there are so.
Speaker 3: Many people where like the guy ages like shit and
Speaker 3: the wife looks more beautiful every day, and you know, like,
Speaker 3: I think it really just depends.
Speaker 4: It's just do you think you're going to totally.
Speaker 3: Person by person? Well, one of the huge reasons I
Speaker 3: decided to lock you down was because I think I'm
Speaker 3: going to age like crap. So I had to get
Speaker 3: you in here before it really started hitting the fan.
Speaker 1: You know what's annoying about Dean is that he is
Speaker 1: very DiCaprio like. And when I say that, not.
Speaker 3: On next books.
Speaker 1: Wait, no, no, listen, listen, you're gonna because DiCaprio like
Speaker 1: ken age, he's not well like. There are times where
Speaker 1: you're like, why does he look like shit? And then
Speaker 1: he literally showers works out for two weeks and then
Speaker 1: you're like, ohh he's the hottest guy in the planet.
Speaker 1: Never Mind, I forgot that's exactly what Dean is. Where
Speaker 1: Dean is just like, oh, I'm not going to age gracefully,
Speaker 1: and he'll put like ten pounds on and not work
Speaker 1: out and not ge to tan and just like go ragged,
Speaker 1: and you're like, wow, Dean's really just like losing it, huh.
Speaker 1: And then literally too he could. It would take him
Speaker 1: ten days to get a quick workout and put some
Speaker 1: bro glow on, and all of a sudden, Dean's the
Speaker 1: hottest guy in the world again. And it's like, well
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 3: And a sponsor. I will say, when I went to
Speaker 3: Pakistan and I lost twenty pounds, I came back and
Speaker 3: I was like, that was so easy. Weight is the
Speaker 3: easiest thing in the little those things for two weeks,
Speaker 3: what's twenty bounds?
Speaker 1: Dean's so good looking he has to like put effort
Speaker 1: into be ugly.
Speaker 3: No, that was maybe my twenties, but now it just
Speaker 3: comes so naturally to me. I what do you think, Kylen,
Speaker 3: are you going to age more gracefully than I am?
Speaker 4: I have no idea. I mean, I take better care
Speaker 4: of my skin.
Speaker 3: Calein's going to age great, which is very important. And
Speaker 3: I mean Kaylen's mother is beautiful. My dad is not so.
Speaker 2: But I think like this generation, we're starting to take
Speaker 2: care of ourselves a lot at a younger age, so
Speaker 2: it'll be interesting to see how we age.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, we weren't smoking cigarettes and the like they were
Speaker 2: in the nineties.
Speaker 3: And you're not into like that coke.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm very healthy. I did never dabbled in drugs.
Speaker 2: I feel like that is like a big thing for
Speaker 2: skin and aging. Sorry for you. What drugs specifically, like
Speaker 2: all like anything that's not herbal.
Speaker 3: Most drugs are from the earth. They're earthful.
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody just loves ten years younger now
Speaker 1: than they did forty years ago.
Speaker 4: I keep thinking about that.
Speaker 2: Everyone is like starting to like look better and better
Speaker 2: like the older they're like everyone in general, I'm like,
Speaker 2: what is going on?
Speaker 1: I think, like you said, it's just now we have
Speaker 1: so many different skin products and we're taking care of
Speaker 1: ourselves more, we're living longer, We're you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think there's just a lot we're not I feel
Speaker 1: like as a society, we're not as stressed. There's no
Speaker 1: world war going on.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I think there is a big
Speaker 3: part of it too. You go to war for five years,
Speaker 3: you come back and you went you went in there
Speaker 3: twenty and you came back when you were fifty. Basically
Speaker 3: like do.
Speaker 1: You ever see the pictures of Obama. It's like him
Speaker 1: going into or work in two thousand and eight and
Speaker 1: then him leaving the office twenty sixteen. He looked like
Speaker 1: his aged forty years or man. But yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: just I feel like that has a ton to do
Speaker 1: with it as well, because, like I they always do.
Speaker 1: Like I was watching Seinfeld and the first couple seasons
Speaker 1: all like Jerry, George, Elaine, they're all in like their
Speaker 1: late twenties early thirties.
Speaker 3: Dude. The fact that George is in his I think
Speaker 3: like mid twenties and season one is hilarious to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like, dude, that guy's forty two.
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, exactly, you think
Speaker 3: he's forty two? Yeah, I wonder that's so interesting that
Speaker 3: we do kind of maybe just appear younger nowadays.
Speaker 2: But it's also like the plethora of information, like we've
Speaker 2: never had so much information where we can like learn
Speaker 2: from the best estheticians or the best whatever, and like
Speaker 2: be best dietitians. I don't know, Like we can be
Speaker 2: as healthy as we want. We can take care of
Speaker 2: our bodies better. So that's nice.
Speaker 3: That's nice.
Speaker 5: It's nice.
Speaker 3: Jared, who's going to as more grace slowly between you
Speaker 3: and Ashley?
Speaker 4: He wants to say anybody doesn't want to say.
Speaker 3: That, of course.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's exactly where my mind is.
Speaker 3: We want the honest answer. Don't feel bad about it.
Speaker 1: Well, I think Ashley is going to age great. Her
Speaker 1: mom looks great. Ashley takes very good care of herself
Speaker 1: with her skin routine, and so I think that she
Speaker 1: will look great. I think, I mean, who knows, I
Speaker 1: could really, you know, I could turn for the worst. Luckily,
Speaker 1: I haven't started losing my hair. I've like, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't foresee that happening, So that's a step in
Speaker 1: the right direction. Plus, like I have dark features, so
Speaker 1: I think gray hair will look good on me. So
Speaker 1: I think as long as I keep I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: if I let myself go, I'll you will.
Speaker 3: Be a sexy silver fox. I could see that for sure.
Speaker 1: So as long as I keep working out and keep
Speaker 1: you know, keep keep on keeping on. I'll be all right.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it'll be close.
Speaker 3: Does your dad have full gray hair? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So actually I went off with him recently and he's
Speaker 1: got a full beard now.
Speaker 3: And so your dad doesn't have quite as a pronounced
Speaker 3: jaw line as you do, right.
Speaker 1: No, I know, I don't know where the hell I
Speaker 1: got uh. I guess my dad used to have a
Speaker 1: jaw line. I don't really know.
Speaker 3: What kind of jaw line did the milkman have when
Speaker 3: you were you were born?
Speaker 1: Strong one, bro, I know, I want to find a
Speaker 1: young picture of my dad to see if he had
Speaker 1: who Where the hell did I get this jaw line? Honestly,
Speaker 1: that's a great question, because.
Speaker 3: I look at I remember like how my dad looks
Speaker 3: when I last saw him, which is a lot while ago, obviously,
Speaker 3: but I remember certain like characteristics that he had, like
Speaker 3: his the right side of his face wouldn't really just
Speaker 3: like like little things.
Speaker 4: Did he have a stroke?
Speaker 2: Er?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know my dad.
Speaker 3: No, my dad. I just I noticed little things with
Speaker 3: him that I'm now noticing with.
Speaker 4: Myself, Like paralysis on your face.
Speaker 3: Well, I've always said my smiles asymmetrical. It's because the
Speaker 3: right side of my face, my rather right side of
Speaker 3: my face doesn't move as well as the left.
Speaker 1: Same.
Speaker 2: It's not realized one one side goes up higher than
Speaker 2: the other, one goes out.
Speaker 4: Everyone goes up for me. So you hate it on me?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I love it's so cute on you. And when I
Speaker 3: was practicing saxophone, my armbusher got so strong that it
Speaker 3: almost like became symmetrical again, And I.
Speaker 4: Was like, it's the reason enough to do sacks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh, and healthy, I feel like too. It
Speaker 3: doesn't kind of make it like if I eat chips
Speaker 3: and chocolate chip cookies for like a whole week, where are.
Speaker 4: You going with this? Your smile gets more asymmetrical?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And if I eat healthier than my smile even right,
Speaker 3: maybe that's just like maybe maybe that's not a real thing.
Speaker 3: That's what That's what I think happens.
Speaker 4: Wait, Dane, your dad is how tall?
Speaker 2: Is he? Like?
Speaker 3: I was like five six?
Speaker 4: How are you guys also tall? The milkman was tall,
Speaker 4: he was like six fives.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know why we were tall. We're tall
Speaker 3: in tan and my parents were both short. I think
Speaker 3: my mom was like five to four. I we just
Speaker 3: ate a lot of vegetables. But that that is a
Speaker 3: really good question. I'm not sure why we're tall.
Speaker 1: Do you you know a lot of like cousins or
Speaker 1: anybody on your mom or your dad's side that.
Speaker 3: I think my dad's brother was tall. I think he
Speaker 3: was over six feet.
Speaker 4: Oh, that guy we met in Ireland was tall.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Your uncle Hunglert's Bakery, yeah, owner, he was, Yeah,
Speaker 3: he was about six foot. Yeah. I don't know. I
Speaker 3: don't know, man, genetics are weird, Like, you know, it's
Speaker 3: crazy because I saw the picture of Dawson recently. He's
Speaker 3: got those piercing baby blue eyes.
Speaker 1: Dude, his eyes are just insane.
Speaker 3: But I think, like, don't don't baby's eye colors change
Speaker 3: so frequently that they like, you know, maybe they'll stick,
Speaker 3: but maybe they won't.
Speaker 1: With a baby. Yeah, like when he was born in
Speaker 1: you know, after a few months and he's still blue eyes.
Speaker 1: We were, you know, both like, oh they're they'll darken
Speaker 1: over time, and they just haven't. And now, I mean
Speaker 1: he's just got blue eyes. I don't think they changed.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: I thought that was like a newborn thing. Yeah, were
Speaker 4: they change? I think he's yes?
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 4: This is his eye color now, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well he'll have blue.
Speaker 1: Dude, congratulations to him. This kid is just I don't know,
Speaker 1: man like he might be.
Speaker 3: He needs to wear UV protecting sunglasses. That's what I
Speaker 3: wish I did more when I was a kid, because
Speaker 3: with these baby blues, they're sensitive out there to that light.
Speaker 1: Dude, he might be the coolest kid like he he
Speaker 1: might grow out to be the coolest guy of all time.
Speaker 1: Like he's just got he's got the piercing blue eyes,
Speaker 1: the blonde here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you think the blonde hair is gonna stick?
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna darken, but I think it's like brown.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna get black like mine, you know, I
Speaker 1: think it's going to be light like this is him.
Speaker 1: We went to the baseball field last week, just him
Speaker 1: and I because South Kingston High School was playing and
Speaker 1: he loves watching. He just loves I was like, I
Speaker 1: think he'll like watching baseball. So we went and we
Speaker 1: watched for like twenty minutes. He was just locked in.
Speaker 1: Look at this kid's stance.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. Yeah, he's so cute.
Speaker 1: It's so cute, and he's so he's so loving, and
Speaker 1: he's so personable and he's just he's so full of
Speaker 1: love right now and happiness. He always wants to hug.
Speaker 1: He always is just so positive. He throws a little
Speaker 1: hissy fits, but it's fine. But damn man, And he's
Speaker 1: so good looking, and like every time we go to
Speaker 1: the playground, I swear to God, all these kids gravitate
Speaker 1: to him because he's just kind of unafraid, so he'll
Speaker 1: but I notice like so many kids like kind of
Speaker 1: coming up to him.
Speaker 4: He's an alpha.
Speaker 3: Do you think me and Dawson looked alike when we
Speaker 3: were kids? I just sent a picture in the group chat.
Speaker 3: Do you think that? Dawson asked in the group chat.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny. I was thinking that I wonder
Speaker 1: if he looked like you because.
Speaker 3: I had blonde hair and blue eyes. For well, I
Speaker 3: guess my hair just changed color with my eyes stayed blue.
Speaker 4: What a little cutie. I love that jacket for myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I mean, hey, look if if Dawson and
Speaker 3: I looked even a little bit similar when we were kids,
Speaker 3: that kid is destined for greatness.
Speaker 1: With that question, dude, you know what's so funny? Uh,
Speaker 1: because I think at this age, Dawson is better looking
Speaker 1: than you. And so that is a great head start
Speaker 1: for Dawson.
Speaker 3: Mess off, dude, don't don't don't say that I was
Speaker 3: so much better looking at two years old than your self.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Hey, I agree with you. I hope, I hope he
Speaker 3: is the coolest guy in the world. I hope he
Speaker 3: grows up in cooler than the Fonds. If you will,
Speaker 3: maybe he'll, maybe he'll end world.
Speaker 1: I think there's also a part of me that wants
Speaker 1: him to be so badly. I think we've talked about
Speaker 1: this in the podcast before, because I want him to
Speaker 1: be very superman esque, like I want him to be
Speaker 1: the cool kid at school that people don't mess with,
Speaker 1: that people want to be around, and that he sticks
Speaker 1: up for, like the little guy. Because I'm sure Dean,
Speaker 1: you have regrets as well, like I wish I was
Speaker 1: never the kid that was really overly like I was bullied,
Speaker 1: but I was never the target twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1: But I was never cool. So I never if I
Speaker 1: saw a kid getting bullied, I wouldn't do shit because
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want that on me, and
Speaker 1: I just wasn't like self confident enough to do that.
Speaker 1: And I want him to be that like I want
Speaker 1: him to be like to go up and you know,
Speaker 1: help others.
Speaker 3: So that's probably why I want to be a substitute teacher,
Speaker 3: so if I see some bullying going on, I can
Speaker 3: finally step in and.
Speaker 1: Be like hey, or you could just be a full
Speaker 1: time teacher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could be, but that's just a lot of
Speaker 3: sounds like a lot of time.
Speaker 2: I was actually talking to someone and they said, the
Speaker 2: private school here in Aspen, the PE teachers, I think
Speaker 2: once or twice a week in the winter will take
Speaker 2: all the kids out skiing. So that is the reason
Speaker 2: enough to be a PE teacher. And great benefits, great healthcare,
Speaker 2: great benefits.
Speaker 3: You just want the healthcare yep ca.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the moms when they go teacher parent
Speaker 1: conference and they have to talk to Dean about like
Speaker 1: these moms, Holy shit, I would love to be a
Speaker 1: fly on the wall.
Speaker 3: Now there's I have. I've met some older couples here
Speaker 3: in the place that we live, and everyone is obsessed
Speaker 3: with Kaylin so much that they only just talk about
Speaker 3: earlier entire time. Everyone, no, everyone that knows you is like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, your wife's a pretty scare the entire world.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I know, thank you so much. I have
Speaker 3: done nothing, for sure, but thank you for saying that.
Speaker 3: So Killin's already he's only been here for four months.
Speaker 3: He's already bit of a local legend if you will.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, hell yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: We know most of the moms here, like you went
Speaker 4: to high school with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. What are you doing with Dawson to
Speaker 3: help instill that type of mentality?
Speaker 1: I mean, not much right now. It's you know, I
Speaker 1: mean it's more so uh right now. A lot of
Speaker 1: the time with Dawson is reading, playing, just trying to
Speaker 1: make him laugh. He loves playing catch. He's started to
Speaker 1: learn how to catch the ball a little bit. He's
Speaker 1: much better at it now, but he just loves throwing
Speaker 1: the ball and then running and getting it, and then
Speaker 1: throwing it and running and getting it and throwing it
Speaker 1: and running and getting it. So that's takes up most
Speaker 1: of my time with him. And yeah, so it's hard because,
Speaker 1: like we've talked about, it's not at the stage where
Speaker 1: I'm at least aware if he's retaining a lot of information,
Speaker 1: he's retaining stuff that like he's learned, Like he can
Speaker 1: say you know, he can count one, two, three, Like
Speaker 1: he doesn't know what it means, but he can say
Speaker 1: those words. Or like, you know, if we say no,
Speaker 1: you can tell he stops doing what he's doing. So like,
Speaker 1: I know that he's learning, but I have no idea
Speaker 1: if he's learning lessons about anything as of right now,
Speaker 1: So that will take a little bit more time. So
Speaker 1: it's hard right now. It's more of just like kind
Speaker 1: of making him happy and trying to, you know, have
Speaker 1: as much fun with him as possible.
Speaker 2: Well, this is a fun time too, where bullying doesn't
Speaker 2: really exist and kids are just like they just love
Speaker 2: each other. They don't really know that there's a reason
Speaker 2: to not.
Speaker 1: Like someone's bullying start.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking that maybe like first or second grade,
Speaker 2: maybe third I don't know, not kindergarten, kindergarten, you're like
Speaker 2: just all together for the first time.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember getting I guess my earliest memories
Speaker 1: of like seeing bullying or being bullied. I guess it
Speaker 1: was like not so I guess like second or third grade. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I felt bad. There was this one kid I won't
Speaker 1: say his name, but he just he definitely had adhd
Speaker 1: or he had some issues, and there was this one
Speaker 1: other kid that just would never leave him alone because
Speaker 1: he knew like if he got under his skid, under
Speaker 1: his skin, like this kid would scream and cry, like
Speaker 1: lose his stuff and then like throw fist. And it
Speaker 1: was just a horrible situation. But I hope he's doing well.
Speaker 3: What's the name the name?
Speaker 1: No, I don't remember the name of the kid that
Speaker 1: bullied him. I just remember the kid's name that that
Speaker 1: got the brunt of it. But it's like, uh, anyway,
Speaker 1: we don't have to continue talking about this. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's weird. It's interesting because Dawson is the epitome of
Speaker 1: innocence right now. He's just like this little beautiful ball
Speaker 1: of just pure innocence, you know, And that's the coolest part. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: what's up with alistair?
Speaker 3: No, it just made a key, a little noise, and
Speaker 3: so Alisa is also a ball of pure innocence.
Speaker 1: Ah, but you know what I mean, It's it's sad
Speaker 1: to know that like he's just not going to be
Speaker 1: like that one day, which is a good thing.
Speaker 3: Where do where does things go wrong in the human
Speaker 3: in the progression of like a child that makes you bad?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: I can talk. Wow, I can talk.
Speaker 1: What the hell did you just say?
Speaker 3: Where does it go wrong?
Speaker 4: Where does humanity go wrong?
Speaker 3: Your child hood? That makes you mean?
Speaker 1: That makes you mean? I don't know. I mean everybody's
Speaker 1: mean once in a while, Like, dude, I've been mean,
Speaker 1: you know. I I'm sure you guys can probably remember
Speaker 1: times you're like, I was being an asshole. I should
Speaker 1: not have said that or I should not have done that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Caitlyne, do you remember any of those times?
Speaker 1: No, I'm of an angel obviously, besides Kaitlin, besides Klin.
Speaker 2: But I know I Actually you make a good point, Dean.
Speaker 2: I wonder if it's like, is it our parents gossiping? Like,
Speaker 2: what is it you know, where suddenly we're like, we're
Speaker 2: okay being mean to each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Maybe once you once you show up to school
Speaker 3: and your friend has a toy that you wanted and
Speaker 3: you couldn't get it and sell us, you start to
Speaker 3: fight jealousy.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think we're going to solve this problem.
Speaker 1: No, I guess there is a certain level of I'm
Speaker 1: not saying it makes me feel good, but like, why
Speaker 1: is there a notion of by putting down others? It
Speaker 1: makes you feel better, I guess because so it does
Speaker 1: come from insecurities I don't really know, and maybe just
Speaker 1: as a kid, you're so insecure about everything in your
Speaker 1: life because you just don't know anything that the only
Speaker 1: way to combat those feelings instead of confronting them is
Speaker 1: just constantly putting it onto others. I don't really know.
Speaker 3: And other Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 1: Well, we didn't really solve anything, but that's okay. You
Speaker 1: guys like my ghost face mug By the way you
Speaker 1: guys ever seen have you seen the screen franchise?
Speaker 4: No? But where do you drink out of?
Speaker 1: There's a little hole back there?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, I you like it?
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, surprisingly I've seen. I've seen Scary Movie and
Speaker 3: there's a guy that looks like that in Scary Movie.
Speaker 1: Yes, because it's a parody of Scream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen.
Speaker 1: I wish there was times though, I do miss like
Speaker 1: the of like uh, wanting to I guess I still
Speaker 1: do this with Ashley, but like show other people like
Speaker 1: your passion or like, I don't know what you guys
Speaker 1: would be like for me, for example, it's like when
Speaker 1: I first started dating Ashley, it's like I want you
Speaker 1: to see these movies or I want I want to
Speaker 1: show you this because it means so much to me,
Speaker 1: whether it be music or movies, specifically movies from me
Speaker 1: because obviously they've been a big part of my life.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have anything like that?
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like movies are so particular where it's
Speaker 3: like you could probably tell a lot from someone on
Speaker 3: our first few dates when you watch their three favorite movies,
Speaker 3: Like it kind of says not a lot, not enough,
Speaker 3: but like a good amount about that.
Speaker 1: Well, what are your three movies? Interstellar's one?
Speaker 3: I mean mine are not as like hyper particular as yours?
Speaker 3: What are mine? Interstellar is my favorite movie of all time? King,
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, Mawana.
Speaker 1: But like if you're if you each had to show
Speaker 1: each other three movies to like because you wanted, because
Speaker 1: you loved them so much, or that they're impactful to
Speaker 1: you for whatever reason, what would those three movies.
Speaker 3: Each of you?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: I've tried to make her watch Akira and she does
Speaker 3: not want to watch that. So that's that's the lost
Speaker 3: cause best freaking movie of all time has shaped my
Speaker 3: childhood and made me.
Speaker 4: Just an hour of it with you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 4: It's not an anime girl.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not an anime guy either, either, but that
Speaker 3: this transcends genre and medium and it is just one
Speaker 3: of the best movies of all time. What's your movie, Kaylin?
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, and I don't think mine really
Speaker 2: defined me because I'm not a big movie person, nor
Speaker 2: am I. I don't know you like, yes, exactly exactly,
Speaker 2: say I just I love Kate Hudson, I love Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 2: And it was funny because we were at Wells and
Speaker 2: Sarah's a couple of years ago, and Nick was there
Speaker 2: and he was like, man, I watched How To Lose
Speaker 2: a Guy in Ten Days? And I was like, isn't
Speaker 2: it amazing? At the same time he's saying it's the
Speaker 2: worst movie ever, and I was like, oh god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually do like that movie. I'm not the
Speaker 3: biggest Kate Hudson fan, but she's really good in that movie.
Speaker 4: What how could you not be?
Speaker 3: I think because she plays characters like that so often,
Speaker 3: that is like she's intentionally trying to make you dislike
Speaker 3: her in the movie, and so I asso see it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's like trying to She's acting insane to make the
Speaker 3: guy dump.
Speaker 4: Him, because that's her job. Like her job is to
Speaker 4: write that article.
Speaker 3: I know, and that's what I'm saying. Okay, I've seen
Speaker 3: her play that role too many times and it gives
Speaker 3: me a bad taste in my mouth. I do think
Speaker 3: she's beautiful, and we've met her and she's very.
Speaker 2: Nice, but like she always plays the cool girl and
Speaker 2: she is that in real life, Like she is the
Speaker 2: epitome of like the coolest person ever.
Speaker 3: I thought you were a big Cameron Diaz fan.
Speaker 4: Oh it's always been kay Hut.
Speaker 3: It's always been Kate HUDs.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I like Cameron Diaz met her as well. She's great.
Speaker 3: But no, no, no, you're Reese Weatherspoon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Reese for sure.
Speaker 3: That's who it is. These girls are the exact same girl,
Speaker 3: just afferent, just different fonts.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I also like a walk to remember. It's such a sweet,
Speaker 2: cute movie. Oh, Princess Diaries I love. So it's just
Speaker 2: like child nostalgia movies.
Speaker 3: We watched Princess Diaries together once when we first started dating,
Speaker 3: and ten minutes into it, I was like, so this
Speaker 3: is the movie that you really like, and you're like yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't remember it being this bad.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, that was Princess Bride or Princess.
Speaker 3: Oh, Princess Bride. That's right, that's right, that's so bad.
Speaker 3: That's the one of the Queen Victona.
Speaker 1: Queen Princess Bride is so bad. Yeah, like, oh.
Speaker 4: My gosh, the we talked about this on the podcast.
Speaker 2: I swear just what. I don't even know how to
Speaker 2: describe it. Everything is so bad in it, Like the
Speaker 2: acting is bad, the like him climbing up the mountain.
Speaker 2: It's like he's it's just all bad. The monsters.
Speaker 1: It's not. But that's the point of the movies that
Speaker 1: it's not. It's it's fantasy and it's not meant to be.
Speaker 1: It's meant to kind of look fake because the it's
Speaker 1: the story of the grandfather reading the book. Like I
Speaker 1: think I've always like that's how I've always taken it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think, as you wish, we go romantic
Speaker 1: Princess Buttercup.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing with like Monty Python. I hate
Speaker 3: Monty Python movies, even though I know that it's like
Speaker 3: satire kind of thing, you know, you know those.
Speaker 2: Ropes in the gym, like we have one in our
Speaker 2: gym where you're pulling it. I like can't help but
Speaker 2: laugh every time because I feel like that guy, the
Speaker 2: big guy like climbing because it just looks it's so fake,
Speaker 2: climbing up under the giant.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think of Adam West's Batman from the nineteen
Speaker 1: sixties Batman when they climb up the side of the
Speaker 1: building and it's clearly them just walking on. I don't
Speaker 1: even try and they turned the angle. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: it's the sixties and seventies. Actually, Princess Bride I think
Speaker 1: was the eighties. My three movies I think off the
Speaker 1: top of my head would be The Social Network because
Speaker 1: I would want them to know that that is my
Speaker 1: favorite movie of all time, and I think it is
Speaker 1: the closest thing to a perfect movie I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: What a weird movie to.
Speaker 1: Know so good? It's it's so good. The writing, the directing,
Speaker 1: the cinematography, the acting, the casting, the story. I find compelling.
Speaker 1: The idea that Mark Zuckerberg stole the idea of Facebook,
Speaker 1: one of the biggest social media companies in the history
Speaker 1: of our world, and it started from somebody else. But anyway,
Speaker 1: long story short, and then I would probably say the
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy eight Superman because it's so wholesome and good
Speaker 1: and just I love the character of Superman so much.
Speaker 1: But I love the character of Superman so much because
Speaker 1: I love the character of Clark Kent. We don't have
Speaker 1: to go into depth onto that, thank you. But then
Speaker 1: I would want them to see that for that. And
Speaker 1: then probably the third movie just because it's so impactful
Speaker 1: and it's become such a franchise, would be Scream because oh,
Speaker 1: I know, Top Gun Maverick comes to mind Man because
Speaker 1: Top Gun Maverick is just such an amazing movie. But
Speaker 1: it's so new, yes, the new one, but it's so good.
Speaker 3: Love Calen. We saw that movie in theaters and she
Speaker 3: never even saw the first one, and she was like,
Speaker 3: that movie was so good, and I was like, you
Speaker 3: had now, Just imagine if you were ten twenty years
Speaker 3: older and you saw the first one in theaters and
Speaker 3: love that one. Just imagine how much better that movie
Speaker 3: would have been. But much to their credit, it did
Speaker 3: such a good job of making that movie on It
Speaker 3: on an Island be so good that even people that
Speaker 3: hadn't seen the first one still really liked it.
Speaker 2: But I'm like a big Miles Teller fan. So I've
Speaker 2: always loved him, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And I love his wife. I think she's the most
Speaker 4: beautiful person ever.
Speaker 3: You think Miles Teler is just so cute.
Speaker 4: No, I think he's hilarious. I love his roles.
Speaker 1: No wonder Dean's got the stash.
Speaker 4: I've never been attracted to Miles Teller.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: So you were attracted to Miles Teller in that movie.
Speaker 1: There's that movie.
Speaker 4: That was the first time where I was like, Okay,
Speaker 4: he looks good. He looks good. Not that I'm attracted
Speaker 4: to him.
Speaker 3: That's exactly the same thing.
Speaker 1: It can be different, Dean. Just imagine what how much
Speaker 1: Calen would lose her mind if you walked into the
Speaker 1: house with bro glow on and you had that Hawaiian
Speaker 1: shirt but it's unbuttoned and you just have like that
Speaker 1: white underneath shirt that's like a low rising neck.
Speaker 4: Oh hate that.
Speaker 3: We need to get Brokelow to sponsor this podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm t but like, I feel like that's Miles Teller
Speaker 1: straight out of the bar scene.
Speaker 2: You know, it's more like the football scene that the
Speaker 2: beach football scene.
Speaker 1: All right, Bro, you need to get some abs, put
Speaker 1: some bro blow on there.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of what my third favorite movie
Speaker 3: would be Interstellar Akira and maybe like it'd probably be
Speaker 3: not me my favorite movie, But I just feel like
Speaker 3: you need to watch like Wedding Crashers.
Speaker 4: Or Dumb and Dummer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to watch like those movies. You need
Speaker 3: to watch. What's the other one you love, Adam Sandler?
Speaker 3: What's the one where they're in college and they're in
Speaker 3: the frat.
Speaker 4: Uh time machine?
Speaker 1: No neighbors?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Oh, Stacy's oh no to say it?
Speaker 3: You're thinking of euro Trip? Yes, it all right, it's
Speaker 3: old school, old school. Yes, you need to see like
Speaker 3: you because you haven't seen those movies? Have you?
Speaker 4: Some of them?
Speaker 3: Those movies are there. They're the best movies of all
Speaker 3: time because every guy that's in their thirties or forties
Speaker 3: right now has seen those movies probably ten times a piece,
Speaker 3: and they define a generation. I know I say that
Speaker 3: a lot. I know I say that a lot, but
Speaker 3: definitely think those movies actually did define a generation. There
Speaker 3: were times in high school where my friends and I
Speaker 3: wouldn't have conversations. We would just be quoting Anchorman back.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know is that from that?
Speaker 3: That's from euro Trip euro Trip, which is also a
Speaker 3: great movie, but maybe not quote on the same level.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this isn't where I parked my car, so good.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I just want to quote writing crashes for
Speaker 1: the rest of the podcast.
Speaker 3: Now, we went to I remember we went to Mexico
Speaker 3: for our senior trip. It was like me and six
Speaker 3: of our friends, and all we did was quote Anchorman
Speaker 3: the entire time. And by the end of it, I
Speaker 3: was like, I don't think I had a single conversation
Speaker 3: with one of my friends this entire we were there
Speaker 3: for a week. I think I didn't have a single conversation.
Speaker 3: We just quoted Anchorman the entire time. And I was like,
Speaker 3: that's cute. I don't even know if it was cute.
Speaker 3: It was kind of mind numbing near the end of it.
Speaker 3: But that's that's how I'm impactful. Those movies are I think,
Speaker 3: So you need to watch them. Yeah, I mean they're
Speaker 3: probably bad. To like, they're probably not good.
Speaker 1: They're great. They are great. Never let that go. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you a quick story about how much impact movies
Speaker 1: have on me subconsciously. When I was dating my ex girlfriend,
Speaker 1: the first time we ever kissed, I walked her to
Speaker 1: the front door, and then it was like our second
Speaker 1: or third date. So I was like, I gotta kiss her.
Speaker 1: I gotta kiss her. And then I said something along
Speaker 1: the lines of, you know, oh, guy takes a girl
Speaker 1: on a date, guy walks girl back to her door.
Speaker 1: Would it be too much of a cliche if I
Speaker 1: kissed you right now? And then she goes no, and
Speaker 1: then we kiss for the first time. Fast forward like
Speaker 1: a year later, we're watching Wedding Crashers and at the
Speaker 1: end of the movie, Owen Wilson's character walks up to
Speaker 1: Rachel McAdams in like this big romantic gesture, and he's like,
Speaker 1: is it too much of a cliche if I kiss
Speaker 1: you right now? And she goes yes, and then they kiss,
Speaker 1: of course. And then so as soon as he said
Speaker 1: is it too much of a cliche if I kiss
Speaker 1: you right now? My ex girlfriend just like turns and
Speaker 1: looks at me, and then she was like, you used
Speaker 1: a line on me for the first time we kissed
Speaker 1: from Wedding Crashers and then I was like, honestly, I guess,
Speaker 1: but I have no I didn't plan on it. It was
Speaker 1: just in my head and I just said it, and
Speaker 1: I must have heard. That's where I heard it. This
Speaker 1: is where I heard it.
Speaker 3: Who's to say that you didn't think of the line
Speaker 3: before the movie came out?
Speaker 1: Oh no, we this movie came out like three or
Speaker 1: four years prior.
Speaker 3: Well, how old were you when you had your first kiss?
Speaker 3: Probably thirteen?
Speaker 4: I don't think this was his first.
Speaker 3: Oh but it was your first kiss with the girl
Speaker 3: with the girl? Yes, I see, okay, yeah, my first
Speaker 3: kiss was on.
Speaker 1: I was like six, I was late sixteen.
Speaker 3: You were born in nineteen eighty nine, right, eighty eight
Speaker 3: eighty eight, and so you probably kissed this girl when
Speaker 3: you were seventeen or eighteen or were you in call it?
Speaker 1: I was nineteen with the ex girlfriend. The first time
Speaker 1: I had a kiss was like no, no, no, because I
Speaker 1: thisth on the wedding because wedding crashers came out No.
Speaker 3: Five, and you probably kised this girl on. Oh wait,
Speaker 3: so the movie had Wait. If there was a chance
Speaker 3: for you to have done this before the movie came out,
Speaker 3: I was going to give you would have had a
Speaker 3: late stand on.
Speaker 1: Now that line was propped up in there somewhere in
Speaker 1: the My entire brain is just full of movie quotes.
Speaker 1: I haven't had an original thought or idea since nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety four, So you know what, that's fine. Pop culture
Speaker 1: has just been a big part of my life.
Speaker 3: The guywalks girl, the door guy does that for her thing.
Speaker 3: That sounds like it's for a movie.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it is. And I combined both movies to
Speaker 1: mesh into this one moment, which was a great moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got your kiss. That's nice. That's really nice.
Speaker 1: Something's going on? What's going on over there? Secrets don't
Speaker 1: make friends. Oh no, I have no secrets.
Speaker 2: I have really bad mesophonia. And I keep here Dean
Speaker 2: smacking the mic. So I'm just getting a little answery.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I'm saying. Let's talk a little bit
Speaker 3: and get that out of you.
Speaker 4: That's it, out of you smacking your lips.
Speaker 1: And I'm not smacking my lips, not intentionally.
Speaker 3: Give me give me an example of how I'm smacking
Speaker 3: my lips.
Speaker 4: Well, you just keep doing it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: So that's why I was just getting a little I
Speaker 2: was getting a little shift.
Speaker 3: I also don't think that's what mesophomia is.
Speaker 2: Misophonia, it's when people make It's like chewing at your
Speaker 2: mouth open, or when you make any sign of your mouth,
Speaker 2: just like give me anxiety.
Speaker 4: Please, I could hear you. What do you mean you're
Speaker 4: doing it?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I'm just sitting you guys get.
Speaker 4: Here, but I can hear it clearly.
Speaker 3: With that, I'm just sitting here having a conversation with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pleasant.
Speaker 3: So what am I supposed to do? Just not move
Speaker 3: my mouth?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 1: It's difficult for a podcast.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, have someone else to send us sign us
Speaker 3: out of here? Then wow, okay, so no one's gonna
Speaker 3: sign us out of here. That's going to do it.
Speaker 3: For this week's episode of Suckers, thank you to Jared,
Speaker 3: big thank you to Calein, big thank you to me,
Speaker 3: big thank you to you the listener. Be sure to
Speaker 3: tune in next week, where maybe we suck just a
Speaker 3: little bit less.