WEBVTT - Twinkies Cereal!!!

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<v Speaker 1>What's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just my evil plan is coming into fruition very soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Andy, Yes, today's Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you know what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, prize in side.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bonus episode. This rise inside is a serial emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't let it go anymore. It's an emergency. We have

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<v Speaker 1>to get right to it. Yes, hey, sap, wel come,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get so excited about these things like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, because I don't. It's cereal, no kidding, this is

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, it is cereal. This is my life. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that's good for you. I mean everybody has

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<v Speaker 2>to have a hobby.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Well, if some new like app that came out

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone, you'd be like, oh you millennials. Every

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<v Speaker 1>time an app pops up, You're like, I have to

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<v Speaker 1>get it rating everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Boomer, No, okay, Boomer.

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't I be excited about things?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's fine again, it's your hobby. Cereal is your

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<v Speaker 2>hobby the same way couponing is your hobby. Cereal is

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<v Speaker 2>not my hobby. It's a food that I enjoy.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a hobby? Yeah, what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I like photography?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So when a new pixel comes out, Do you

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<v Speaker 1>get excited?

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<v Speaker 2>What brouh? That is the dumbest thing I think you've

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<v Speaker 2>ever said on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So a new lens or a camera or or something whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you get excited for photography? Is there anything that

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<v Speaker 1>really excites you that you're like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Going on nice vacations? That excites me, like knowing I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going on like a really cool vacation.

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<v Speaker 1>So like when they come out with a new phone

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<v Speaker 1>or something like that, do you get excited or that's

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<v Speaker 1>not your thing?

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<v Speaker 2>I used to, and then I was just kind of like, Eh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's really all the same.

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<v Speaker 1>You were really excited about that new razor flip?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that that I would go into. See that's

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<v Speaker 2>a pretty cool phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, anyway, so this is serial Killer. It's your hobby.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing with your hobby.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my hobby. I mean, it's only not paying the bills.

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<v Speaker 2>So you only my life. Okay, Well listen, I care

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<v Speaker 2>about it more than my two children.

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<v Speaker 1>That is not true. This is Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>So the excitement over this line, I will say, it's

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast How you felt about Your Cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Where we think inside the box. Now they've been talking

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<v Speaker 1>about this cereal I can't even talk. It's so exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>They've been talking about this cereal for a few months.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember seeing an image of it online. Uh, probably

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<v Speaker 1>maybe August or something like that. So Post reached out

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<v Speaker 1>to me a week or two ago. Swipe up and

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<v Speaker 1>just kidding. It's a podcast, and so they messenger this

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<v Speaker 1>cereal over to us. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so like someone legit came like on a bike.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and dropped it off. Yeah, it got messenger to us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how important this is.

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<v Speaker 2>In the hell is Post messengering us cereal? But not

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<v Speaker 2>one person wants to pay for an ad on this podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>We just need milk? Can we get milk for free?

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<v Speaker 2>For sosly milk plates something?

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I put it in this case here that

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<v Speaker 1>I've had handcuffed to my wrist all morning. Well not

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<v Speaker 1>really plenty actually, I mean if you listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Durant of the Morning Show, we've already talked about

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<v Speaker 1>this and we rated it on the show because Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>really wanted to get to it. That's how important this is.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is for all the people that did not

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<v Speaker 1>hear that we're doing this for you. I open my case.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we really needed to film this because we're the

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<v Speaker 2>first people to try this. People would watch this right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We're one of the first.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we could get ahead of the market, and instead

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<v Speaker 2>we're squandering it on a podcast that nobody could see us.

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<v Speaker 1>Instead, my buddy over on Cereal Time there, he got

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<v Speaker 1>the video of it first.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I'm saying. We could compete with this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>People want to see us on camera. Do you need

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<v Speaker 2>to start this?

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<v Speaker 1>We have faces for radio. Nobody wants to see us.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe you do. You have a body for radio,

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<v Speaker 2>that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what that means. But okay, Post

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<v Speaker 1>host is Twinkie Cereal. Yay, Twinkie Cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 1>It's new. Ideah, this is like one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>highly anticipated serials of the year. What does the matter

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<v Speaker 1>with you? Why can't you share my excitement?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very east. It's gonna be good.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had doughnuts and honey buns also from Hostess, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>from Post We like those.

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<v Speaker 2>We did.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the Battle of the breakfast pastries. Remember way

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<v Speaker 1>back when we started this thing, probably like forty five

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<v Speaker 1>episodes ago, and that was pretty good. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get right into it. I'm I know

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<v Speaker 1>what it tastes like already because I've had it, but

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<v Speaker 1>I want you, the listener, to share in the enjoyment.

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<v Speaker 1>It smells like an awesome twinkie, That's all I can say.

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<v Speaker 1>And they couldn't cram them full of cream. There are

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<v Speaker 1>these long, like oblong oval shape. They look like little

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<v Speaker 1>baby twinkies. What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just have a revelation of some sort They.

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<v Speaker 2>Needed to make it like the pop tarts or the

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<v Speaker 2>crave and how that You can't really because it's been

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<v Speaker 2>all killing cream. What they could have done is put

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<v Speaker 2>marshmallows in it as the cream. That would have been

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<v Speaker 2>super cold. But why are we coming up with such

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<v Speaker 2>good ideas?

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<v Speaker 1>See what it appears that they did was they made

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<v Speaker 1>the cereal pieces and then made the cups. I ran

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<v Speaker 1>out of cups, and they coated it in the cream,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's like powdered cream.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's kind of disturbing, but cool. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to see them come out with Hostess

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<v Speaker 1>cupcake Cereal now, that would be fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>Their cupcakes are the best.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be a little chocolate round cupcake looking things.

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<v Speaker 2>Marshmallow films with marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can't have filling. They would just have to

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<v Speaker 1>be marshmallows in it as the filling. I'll take it

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<v Speaker 1>with a little swirl on top.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you know what the problem is? Anytime we

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<v Speaker 2>want to add creative little design elements, they wind up

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<v Speaker 2>looking like the frozen two cereal which just had bits

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<v Speaker 2>and pieces of like a terrifying monster.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happened there when I said you

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<v Speaker 1>have a.

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<v Speaker 2>Body for radio. Yes, what I meant was that the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that every time you bend down, your ass crack

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<v Speaker 2>is in my face.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want from me again?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still having the middle wayan T shirt that you

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<v Speaker 2>can also put on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stuck between the large and the extra large. This

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<v Speaker 1>is large, so it creeps up a bit when I

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<v Speaker 1>bend over Large plus.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that people on Twitter are saying they want

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<v Speaker 2>large plus shirts too.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>See we're such trendsetters.

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<v Speaker 1>We really are. One percent dairy pure milk from Tuscan. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>Tuscan farms, Welcome to cereal killers.

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<v Speaker 2>So is this milk from Tuscany?

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<v Speaker 1>You did that one already, Remember I did it my

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<v Speaker 1>milk from Tuscy. Now you said that already the last

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<v Speaker 1>time we had tuscan milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, glad you remember these things? One two thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Again. I love it. Four balls and a spoon. It's delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a crunchy baby twinkie.

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<v Speaker 2>I give it three bowls. It's sweet. It's good. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's sweet and good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it, all right, you're allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing about it really stands out to me. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>little overly sweet in my opinion.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, but still good. Sorry, I'm still eating it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to complain. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe one day I need to do an episode where

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<v Speaker 2>I come in maybe a little bit inspired on you

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<v Speaker 2>know something, because this would probably taste fifteen times better. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>under the influence of things.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no doubt this cereal. It's all hype, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>been all over social media, it's been all over the news.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw in a Good Morning America, like they're really

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<v Speaker 1>pushing it. Should kids have twiakies for breakfast story at eleven,

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<v Speaker 1>so they're really like they're really getting it out there.

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<v Speaker 2>Your announce your voice is my favorite because you also

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<v Speaker 2>do the weather like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're making fun of me doing the announcer voice

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<v Speaker 1>is my favorite. It's me Scottie Bee that one.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a mix of sun and clouds today, I'm Scott Bee.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, thanks for making fun of me.

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<v Speaker 2>What else am I here for? I'm literally only here

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<v Speaker 2>to make fun of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I have an idea since but that's the only cereal

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing today because it was a serial emergency. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have anything else to do.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no other cereal on this episode of Cereal Killer.

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<v Speaker 1>So in that case, let's take a trip.

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<v Speaker 4>Serial Killer Cereal visits the Cereal Gray Cereal Graveyard.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Scott Bee.

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<v Speaker 1>You mess it up when you talk over stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, and I just love watching you throw your

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<v Speaker 2>hand down like a small child.

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<v Speaker 1>So wasn't my time? This is my podcast look back

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<v Speaker 1>in the eighties before you were born, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet you wish that I wasn't at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I love you. Since we're on the topic of pastries,

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<v Speaker 1>Dunkin Donuts had a cereal you know. I've heard about this, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and it actually even came back, I believe in the

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<v Speaker 1>early two thousands. I want to say there was an

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<v Speaker 1>orange box of Dunkin Donuts Cereal. Please correct me if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wrong, but I think it did. This one, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, is from the eighties. I remember the time

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<v Speaker 1>to make the donuts guy. No what, No time to

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<v Speaker 1>make the donuts. You've never heard of this before?

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<v Speaker 2>No, how old would I have been?

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<v Speaker 1>Well into the nineties. This guy time to make the donuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Here was this guy? Look look at his picture. Look

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<v Speaker 1>the guy with the mustache. I have time to make

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<v Speaker 1>the donuts. And he would get up in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the night and I made the donuts. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a whole series of commercials. All right, cool whatever, So

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<v Speaker 1>dunkin Donuts Cereal commercial from the eighties. I believe this

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<v Speaker 1>is around nineteen eighty eight.

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<v Speaker 4>Time to make the donuts. Introducing a big idea from

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<v Speaker 4>a giant in the business, the world's smallest donuts Knew

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<v Speaker 4>Dunk Good Donut Cereal. You get delicious, crunchy little donuts

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<v Speaker 4>by the hundreds, all your favorite donut shapes, wrings, holes

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<v Speaker 4>and twists. You can choose rich chocolate or glazed donut

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<v Speaker 4>flavors or both as part of a nutritious breakfast. Dunk

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<v Speaker 4>and Donut Cereal Crunchy little donuts, great, big taste.

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<v Speaker 1>And then at the end there was a little fat

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<v Speaker 1>kid that would say top to eat the donuts, but

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<v Speaker 1>it got cut off. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you know what I really love?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that?

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<v Speaker 2>Listening to a Cereal commercial not seeing it? That's like

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<v Speaker 2>my favorite thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, everyone else is just listening to it, so you

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<v Speaker 1>might as well just listen to it as well.

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<v Speaker 2>But I want to know what the donut shapes look like.

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<v Speaker 1>They look like cheerios.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you google it and then show me on the screen.

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<v Speaker 1>They look like cheerios. I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 1>They had sat twists and there was also munchkins.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, can you just google it. Something tells me it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to call chex mix.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it doesn't look anything like chex mix. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it looks like these are times when they were encouraging

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<v Speaker 1>kids to eat, you know, pastries that you would normally

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<v Speaker 1>have a dessert for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, is that why people eat donuts for breakfast now?

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<v Speaker 2>Because that is like the most unhealthyfast you could ever imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny because I remember on the host is donut

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<v Speaker 1>boxes when I was a kid, you know, it would

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<v Speaker 1>say morning, sunrise or something like that, Like it was

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<v Speaker 1>specifically pushed for breakfast. So I would say, hey, ma,

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<v Speaker 1>look it's there's a sun on it and it says breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>I can have this jelly donut for breakfast. And she's like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you idiot, you don't have donuts for breakfast, But the

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<v Speaker 1>box says I can, you know, So they it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>like the breakfast pastries. They call things.

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<v Speaker 2>Breakfast past too funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, Look there there's the shapes. There's chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>e vanilla, there's donuts, there's twists, and there's little munchkins.

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<v Speaker 2>And are worst shapes ever? That's a figure eight and

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<v Speaker 2>that's a coco pebble.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's a Coco puff. Oh gotta go. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I can't with you? Your pebbles, your puffs, your crispies.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know the difference between anything. Has this podcast

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<v Speaker 1>not taught you anything over the last six months. We've

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<v Speaker 1>been doing this podcast for six months. Yeah, and you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't learned a thing. You don't know the difference between

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<v Speaker 1>Kellogg's and Posts and General Mills and Quaker or Crispies

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<v Speaker 1>or puffs or flakes or anything. You just sit there

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<v Speaker 1>and go, ah, three balls. You don't know what can't

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<v Speaker 1>you learn? Why can't you learn? I just want you

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<v Speaker 1>to learn. See if you're the one that's doing this.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're listening right now, this is a forty three

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<v Speaker 2>year old man having a melt out about cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, there's Lucky. He's on TV. Sorry. I see unicorns

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<v Speaker 1>and rainbows on TV with kids riding bikes on a

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<v Speaker 1>green screen, and Lucky's dancing on a rainbow with three

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<v Speaker 1>new unicorn marshmallows. Love it anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me Scotty looking for a new cereal co host.

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<v Speaker 1>I am looking for a co host, a new one,

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<v Speaker 1>because I want somebody that pays attention and cares about cereal,

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<v Speaker 1>like dan Is.

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<v Speaker 2>If somebody ever checked you on a cereal fact, you'd be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like get away.

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<v Speaker 2>You would not do well with an expert.

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<v Speaker 1>I am an expert.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but if somebody matched your stuff being like actually

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<v Speaker 2>the Dunkin Donuts here it was released in nineteen eighty

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<v Speaker 2>eight and it had this Oh is that your phone

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<v Speaker 2>going off? Millennial?

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<v Speaker 1>It's my wife. Let's see what she wants.

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<v Speaker 2>Amy.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Welcome to Serial Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Amy, Hi, here's something for you. Okay, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you think Scott's serial obsession is just, you know, a

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<v Speaker 2>touch on the crazy side, a touch.

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<v Speaker 1>It's borderline like crazy. Because now even the lady at

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<v Speaker 1>school is asking me about it, and I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 1>just put down my head in shame.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't want me to be the co host anymore

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<v Speaker 2>because he says I know nothing about Cereal. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>if there was ever somebody that knew more about Cereal

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<v Speaker 2>than him, he'd have a nervous breakdown.

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with getting excited about new cereals?

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<v Speaker 2>Was this? I wish you would get excited about more things?

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<v Speaker 2>Was he just excited when the children were born? I

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<v Speaker 2>said he was more excited about the new Twinkie Cereal

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<v Speaker 2>than he was about the kids being more. Absolutely, I

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<v Speaker 2>was right.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I call you back in a few minutes. We're

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<v Speaker 1>just wrapping it up, all right. So this has been

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<v Speaker 1>a bonus episode of Serial Killers. Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening, Thanks for listening. I'm Scott Bibe. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Now back to your regularly scheduled work day. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for listening to this bonus episode. And ready Amy one,

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<v Speaker 1>two three co

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Thank you very much, Amy and Scott, everybody,