Speaker 1: What's so funny.
Speaker 2: It's just my evil plan is coming into fruition very soon.
Speaker 3: Okay, Andy, Yes, today's Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what that means.
Speaker 2: Ooh, prize in side.
Speaker 1: It's a bonus episode. This rise inside is a serial emergency.
Speaker 1: Can't let it go anymore. It's an emergency. We have
Speaker 1: to get right to it. Yes, hey, sap, wel come,
Speaker 1: you don't get so excited about these things like I.
Speaker 2: Do, because I don't. It's cereal, no kidding, this is
Speaker 2: You're right, it is cereal. This is my life. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean that's good for you. I mean everybody has
Speaker 2: to have a hobby.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, if some new like app that came out
Speaker 1: on the phone, you'd be like, oh you millennials. Every
Speaker 1: time an app pops up, You're like, I have to
Speaker 1: get it rating everything.
Speaker 2: Okay, Boomer, No, okay, Boomer.
Speaker 1: Why can't I be excited about things?
Speaker 2: No, it's fine again, it's your hobby. Cereal is your
Speaker 2: hobby the same way couponing is your hobby. Cereal is
Speaker 2: not my hobby. It's a food that I enjoy.
Speaker 1: Do you have a hobby? Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 2: I like photography?
Speaker 1: Okay, So when a new pixel comes out, Do you
Speaker 1: get excited?
Speaker 2: What brouh? That is the dumbest thing I think you've
Speaker 2: ever said on this podcast.
Speaker 1: So a new lens or a camera or or something whatever.
Speaker 1: Do you get excited for photography? Is there anything that
Speaker 1: really excites you that you're like, oh.
Speaker 2: Going on nice vacations? That excites me, like knowing I'm
Speaker 2: going on like a really cool vacation.
Speaker 1: So like when they come out with a new phone
Speaker 1: or something like that, do you get excited or that's
Speaker 1: not your thing?
Speaker 2: I used to, and then I was just kind of like, Eh,
Speaker 2: there's really all the same.
Speaker 1: You were really excited about that new razor flip?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that that I would go into. See that's
Speaker 2: a pretty cool phone.
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, so this is serial Killer. It's your hobby.
Speaker 2: There's nothing with your hobby.
Speaker 1: It's my hobby. I mean, it's only not paying the bills.
Speaker 2: So you only my life. Okay, Well listen, I care
Speaker 2: about it more than my two children.
Speaker 1: That is not true. This is Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: So the excitement over this line, I will say, it's
Speaker 2: the podcast How you felt about Your Cereal?
Speaker 1: Where we think inside the box. Now they've been talking
Speaker 1: about this cereal I can't even talk. It's so exciting.
Speaker 1: They've been talking about this cereal for a few months.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing an image of it online. Uh, probably
Speaker 1: maybe August or something like that. So Post reached out
Speaker 1: to me a week or two ago. Swipe up and
Speaker 1: just kidding. It's a podcast, and so they messenger this
Speaker 1: cereal over to us. Wow.
Speaker 2: Wait, so like someone legit came like on a bike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and dropped it off. Yeah, it got messenger to us.
Speaker 1: That's how important this is.
Speaker 2: In the hell is Post messengering us cereal? But not
Speaker 2: one person wants to pay for an ad on this podcast?
Speaker 1: We just need milk? Can we get milk for free?
Speaker 2: For sosly milk plates something?
Speaker 1: So anyway, I put it in this case here that
Speaker 1: I've had handcuffed to my wrist all morning. Well not
Speaker 1: really plenty actually, I mean if you listen to the
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant of the Morning Show, we've already talked about
Speaker 1: this and we rated it on the show because Elvis
Speaker 1: really wanted to get to it. That's how important this is.
Speaker 1: So this is for all the people that did not
Speaker 1: hear that we're doing this for you. I open my case.
Speaker 2: Okay, we really needed to film this because we're the
Speaker 2: first people to try this. People would watch this right now.
Speaker 1: We're one of the first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we could get ahead of the market, and instead
Speaker 2: we're squandering it on a podcast that nobody could see us.
Speaker 1: Instead, my buddy over on Cereal Time there, he got
Speaker 1: the video of it first.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. We could compete with this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: People want to see us on camera. Do you need
Speaker 2: to start this?
Speaker 1: We have faces for radio. Nobody wants to see us.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you do. You have a body for radio,
Speaker 2: that's for sure.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. But okay, Post
Speaker 1: host is Twinkie Cereal. Yay, Twinkie Cereal.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: It's new. Ideah, this is like one of the most
Speaker 1: highly anticipated serials of the year. What does the matter
Speaker 1: with you? Why can't you share my excitement?
Speaker 2: I'm very east. It's gonna be good.
Speaker 1: We've had doughnuts and honey buns also from Hostess, Yes,
Speaker 1: from Post We like those.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 1: That was the Battle of the breakfast pastries. Remember way
Speaker 1: back when we started this thing, probably like forty five
Speaker 1: episodes ago, and that was pretty good. So I just
Speaker 1: I want to get right into it. I'm I know
Speaker 1: what it tastes like already because I've had it, but
Speaker 1: I want you, the listener, to share in the enjoyment.
Speaker 1: It smells like an awesome twinkie, That's all I can say.
Speaker 1: And they couldn't cram them full of cream. There are
Speaker 1: these long, like oblong oval shape. They look like little
Speaker 1: baby twinkies. What's that?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Did you just have a revelation of some sort They.
Speaker 2: Needed to make it like the pop tarts or the
Speaker 2: crave and how that You can't really because it's been
Speaker 2: all killing cream. What they could have done is put
Speaker 2: marshmallows in it as the cream. That would have been
Speaker 2: super cold. But why are we coming up with such
Speaker 2: good ideas?
Speaker 1: See what it appears that they did was they made
Speaker 1: the cereal pieces and then made the cups. I ran
Speaker 1: out of cups, and they coated it in the cream,
Speaker 1: so it's like powdered cream.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's kind of disturbing, but cool. No.
Speaker 1: I would like to see them come out with Hostess
Speaker 1: cupcake Cereal now, that would be fantastic.
Speaker 2: Their cupcakes are the best.
Speaker 1: That would be a little chocolate round cupcake looking things.
Speaker 2: Marshmallow films with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: No, you can't have filling. They would just have to
Speaker 1: be marshmallows in it as the filling. I'll take it
Speaker 1: with a little swirl on top.
Speaker 2: But do you know what the problem is? Anytime we
Speaker 2: want to add creative little design elements, they wind up
Speaker 2: looking like the frozen two cereal which just had bits
Speaker 2: and pieces of like a terrifying monster.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened there when I said you
Speaker 1: have a.
Speaker 2: Body for radio. Yes, what I meant was that the
Speaker 2: fact that every time you bend down, your ass crack
Speaker 2: is in my face.
Speaker 1: What do you want from me again?
Speaker 2: I'm still having the middle wayan T shirt that you
Speaker 2: can also put on.
Speaker 1: I'm stuck between the large and the extra large. This
Speaker 1: is large, so it creeps up a bit when I
Speaker 1: bend over Large plus.
Speaker 2: I love that people on Twitter are saying they want
Speaker 2: large plus shirts too.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: See we're such trendsetters.
Speaker 1: We really are. One percent dairy pure milk from Tuscan. Hello,
Speaker 1: Tuscan farms, Welcome to cereal killers.
Speaker 2: So is this milk from Tuscany?
Speaker 1: You did that one already, Remember I did it my
Speaker 1: milk from Tuscy. Now you said that already the last
Speaker 1: time we had tuscan milk.
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow, glad you remember these things? One two thing.
Speaker 1: Again. I love it. Four balls and a spoon. It's delicious.
Speaker 1: It's a crunchy baby twinkie.
Speaker 2: I give it three bowls. It's sweet. It's good. But
Speaker 2: it's sweet and good.
Speaker 1: That's it, all right, you're allowed.
Speaker 2: Nothing about it really stands out to me. It's a
Speaker 2: little overly sweet in my opinion.
Speaker 1: All right, but still good. Sorry, I'm still eating it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to complain. I mean,
Speaker 2: maybe one day I need to do an episode where
Speaker 2: I come in maybe a little bit inspired on you
Speaker 2: know something, because this would probably taste fifteen times better. Yeah,
Speaker 2: under the influence of things.
Speaker 1: There's no doubt this cereal. It's all hype, like it's
Speaker 1: been all over social media, it's been all over the news.
Speaker 1: I saw in a Good Morning America, like they're really
Speaker 1: pushing it. Should kids have twiakies for breakfast story at eleven,
Speaker 1: so they're really like they're really getting it out there.
Speaker 2: Your announce your voice is my favorite because you also
Speaker 2: do the weather like that.
Speaker 1: Well, you're making fun of me doing the announcer voice
Speaker 1: is my favorite. It's me Scottie Bee that one.
Speaker 2: It's a mix of sun and clouds today, I'm Scott Bee.
Speaker 1: All right, well, thanks for making fun of me.
Speaker 2: What else am I here for? I'm literally only here
Speaker 2: to make fun of you.
Speaker 1: I have an idea since but that's the only cereal
Speaker 1: we're doing today because it was a serial emergency. I
Speaker 1: don't have anything else to do.
Speaker 2: There's no other cereal on this episode of Cereal Killer.
Speaker 1: So in that case, let's take a trip.
Speaker 4: Serial Killer Cereal visits the Cereal Gray Cereal Graveyard.
Speaker 2: I'm Scott Bee.
Speaker 1: You mess it up when you talk over stuff.
Speaker 2: I know, and I just love watching you throw your
Speaker 2: hand down like a small child.
Speaker 1: So wasn't my time? This is my podcast look back
Speaker 1: in the eighties before you were born, Andrew.
Speaker 2: I bet you wish that I wasn't at this point.
Speaker 1: No, I love you. Since we're on the topic of pastries,
Speaker 1: Dunkin Donuts had a cereal you know. I've heard about this, yes,
Speaker 1: and it actually even came back, I believe in the
Speaker 1: early two thousands. I want to say there was an
Speaker 1: orange box of Dunkin Donuts Cereal. Please correct me if
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, but I think it did. This one, by
Speaker 1: the way, is from the eighties. I remember the time
Speaker 1: to make the donuts guy. No what, No time to
Speaker 1: make the donuts. You've never heard of this before?
Speaker 2: No, how old would I have been?
Speaker 1: Well into the nineties. This guy time to make the donuts.
Speaker 1: Here was this guy? Look look at his picture. Look
Speaker 1: the guy with the mustache. I have time to make
Speaker 1: the donuts. And he would get up in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night and I made the donuts. It was
Speaker 1: a whole series of commercials. All right, cool whatever, So
Speaker 1: dunkin Donuts Cereal commercial from the eighties. I believe this
Speaker 1: is around nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 4: Time to make the donuts. Introducing a big idea from
Speaker 4: a giant in the business, the world's smallest donuts Knew
Speaker 4: Dunk Good Donut Cereal. You get delicious, crunchy little donuts
Speaker 4: by the hundreds, all your favorite donut shapes, wrings, holes
Speaker 4: and twists. You can choose rich chocolate or glazed donut
Speaker 4: flavors or both as part of a nutritious breakfast. Dunk
Speaker 4: and Donut Cereal Crunchy little donuts, great, big taste.
Speaker 1: And then at the end there was a little fat
Speaker 1: kid that would say top to eat the donuts, but
Speaker 1: it got cut off. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Wow, you know what I really love?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: Listening to a Cereal commercial not seeing it? That's like
Speaker 2: my favorite thing.
Speaker 1: Well, everyone else is just listening to it, so you
Speaker 1: might as well just listen to it as well.
Speaker 2: But I want to know what the donut shapes look like.
Speaker 1: They look like cheerios.
Speaker 2: Can you google it and then show me on the screen.
Speaker 1: They look like cheerios. I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: They had sat twists and there was also munchkins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you just google it. Something tells me it's
Speaker 2: going to call chex mix.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't look anything like chex mix. I think
Speaker 1: it looks like these are times when they were encouraging
Speaker 1: kids to eat, you know, pastries that you would normally
Speaker 1: have a dessert for breakfast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that why people eat donuts for breakfast now?
Speaker 2: Because that is like the most unhealthyfast you could ever imagine.
Speaker 1: It's funny because I remember on the host is donut
Speaker 1: boxes when I was a kid, you know, it would
Speaker 1: say morning, sunrise or something like that, Like it was
Speaker 1: specifically pushed for breakfast. So I would say, hey, ma,
Speaker 1: look it's there's a sun on it and it says breakfast.
Speaker 1: I can have this jelly donut for breakfast. And she's like, no,
Speaker 1: you idiot, you don't have donuts for breakfast, But the
Speaker 1: box says I can, you know, So they it's it's
Speaker 1: like the breakfast pastries. They call things.
Speaker 2: Breakfast past too funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Look there there's the shapes. There's chocolate
Speaker 1: e vanilla, there's donuts, there's twists, and there's little munchkins.
Speaker 2: And are worst shapes ever? That's a figure eight and
Speaker 2: that's a coco pebble.
Speaker 1: No, it's a Coco puff. Oh gotta go. You know
Speaker 1: what I can't with you? Your pebbles, your puffs, your crispies.
Speaker 1: You don't know the difference between anything. Has this podcast
Speaker 1: not taught you anything over the last six months. We've
Speaker 1: been doing this podcast for six months. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: haven't learned a thing. You don't know the difference between
Speaker 1: Kellogg's and Posts and General Mills and Quaker or Crispies
Speaker 1: or puffs or flakes or anything. You just sit there
Speaker 1: and go, ah, three balls. You don't know what can't
Speaker 1: you learn? Why can't you learn? I just want you
Speaker 1: to learn. See if you're the one that's doing this.
Speaker 2: If you're listening right now, this is a forty three
Speaker 2: year old man having a melt out about cereal.
Speaker 1: Look, there's Lucky. He's on TV. Sorry. I see unicorns
Speaker 1: and rainbows on TV with kids riding bikes on a
Speaker 1: green screen, and Lucky's dancing on a rainbow with three
Speaker 1: new unicorn marshmallows. Love it anyway.
Speaker 2: It's me Scotty looking for a new cereal co host.
Speaker 1: I am looking for a co host, a new one,
Speaker 1: because I want somebody that pays attention and cares about cereal,
Speaker 1: like dan Is.
Speaker 2: If somebody ever checked you on a cereal fact, you'd be.
Speaker 1: Like get away.
Speaker 2: You would not do well with an expert.
Speaker 1: I am an expert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if somebody matched your stuff being like actually
Speaker 2: the Dunkin Donuts here it was released in nineteen eighty
Speaker 2: eight and it had this Oh is that your phone
Speaker 2: going off? Millennial?
Speaker 1: It's my wife. Let's see what she wants.
Speaker 2: Amy.
Speaker 1: Hi, Welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Hi, Amy, Hi, here's something for you. Okay, what do
Speaker 2: you think Scott's serial obsession is just, you know, a
Speaker 2: touch on the crazy side, a touch.
Speaker 1: It's borderline like crazy. Because now even the lady at
Speaker 1: school is asking me about it, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: just put down my head in shame.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want me to be the co host anymore
Speaker 2: because he says I know nothing about Cereal. I said,
Speaker 2: if there was ever somebody that knew more about Cereal
Speaker 2: than him, he'd have a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with getting excited about new cereals?
Speaker 2: Was this? I wish you would get excited about more things?
Speaker 2: Was he just excited when the children were born? I
Speaker 2: said he was more excited about the new Twinkie Cereal
Speaker 2: than he was about the kids being more. Absolutely, I
Speaker 2: was right.
Speaker 1: Can I call you back in a few minutes. We're
Speaker 1: just wrapping it up, all right. So this has been
Speaker 1: a bonus episode of Serial Killers. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: We'll see you again on Friday with another brand new episode. Yes,
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Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, Thanks for listening. I'm Scott Bibe. No,
Speaker 2: I'm Andrew.
Speaker 1: Now back to your regularly scheduled work day. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to this bonus episode. And ready Amy one,
Speaker 1: two three co
Speaker 2: All right, Thank you very much, Amy and Scott, everybody,