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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. We're gonna get back to your wonderful excuses,

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Speaker 1: the best excuses you've ever used to get out of something.

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Speaker 1: But I've got to go over just a couple of

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Speaker 1: things here real quick. All right, Now, I've used this

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Speaker 1: going to roll their eyes when they hear me bring

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Speaker 1: So here's a stupid theory that I use a lot,

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Speaker 1: is one hundred percent true. I call it the sky

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Speaker 1: is green theory. Now, you as a country, America. Every

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Speaker 1: country is like this, but let's focus on us as

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Speaker 1: a country. You have pillars that hold your nation up.

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Speaker 1: Think of your nation as a gigantic platform. It's the

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Speaker 1: big flat platform and you there are pillars that hold

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Speaker 1: it up. And most nations their pillars are similar, meaning

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Speaker 1: what are the pillars? Well, your religion is always going

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Speaker 1: to be one of those pillars. All Inevitably, the religion

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Speaker 1: will be a pillar. The media, how information is given

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Speaker 1: out in America. That's a big pillar. Entertainment that's a pillar.

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Speaker 1: The government itself is a pillar. Education system as a pillar.

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Speaker 1: Are These are cultural pillars. Corporate America is a huge pillar,

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Speaker 1: very important one. These are the pillars that hold up

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Speaker 1: the country. When you're a late stage republic like we are.

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Speaker 1: In general, all those pillars not only become corrupt, they

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Speaker 1: all figure out eventually they see this is an odd game.

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Speaker 1: This is an odd game that nations go through, one

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Speaker 1: that nations all fail. We failed it. How do you

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Speaker 1: avoid the pillars figuring out that if they can simply

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Speaker 1: have things easier. They can make more money, get more power.

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Speaker 1: They can't fail. You see, your pillars should be a

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Speaker 1: check on one another. If you lived in a sane country,

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Speaker 1: in a normal country, if if Joe Biden gets up

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Speaker 1: we got the data. That's not true at all. Where's

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Speaker 1: your evidence? You you lied, you lied. But because you

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Speaker 1: live in a broken, late stage republic, they all just

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Speaker 1: said the same thing, because they're all working together at

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Speaker 1: all times. Now, that gives you it's very sad for

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Speaker 1: nation it is said. I'm not celebrating it, but it

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Speaker 1: also gives you an incredible power. When you know you

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Speaker 1: won't be put in check by any of the other

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Speaker 1: cultural pillars. You can say anything. You can say anything

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Speaker 1: of what they see with their eyes. I call my

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Speaker 1: at least half the country. And maybe you're sitting there saying, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: that's insane. I have eyes, I'm looking up right now.

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Speaker 1: I can see it's blue. It's right there. There's no

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Speaker 1: way you can convince me otherwise, but you're not understanding

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Speaker 1: the power of a broken, corrupt system. They would start

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Speaker 1: with the media. The media would start running stories about

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Speaker 1: a brand new science, scientific discovery, very very exciting. It

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Speaker 1: would move right on from there to the experts. They

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Speaker 1: and he said, it's real that what I'm seeing is

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Speaker 1: all the all the all the entertainers and how influential

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Speaker 1: every single cultural pillar working with each other to convince

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Speaker 1: you of something your own eyes tell you is a lie. Now,

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Speaker 1: would that be effective on you? No, of course not.

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Speaker 1: And it's not intended to be affected on you. You

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Speaker 1: listen to me, and that's not that's not me, it's you.

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Speaker 1: You've sought out conservative talk radio. You're not somebody that

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Speaker 1: would ever work on But remember you're a minority. Would

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Speaker 1: It's very very powerful. And then and then there's another

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Speaker 1: but it's a very real part. How many people out there,

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Speaker 1: me on Facebook? I'll just let it go. The people

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Speaker 1: But the pillars should work against each other, should work

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Speaker 1: this next one headline from Axios why lower stocks could

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Speaker 1: be a good thing. No, that recession I've been mourning

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Speaker 1: They're simply going to start explaining to you all the

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Speaker 1: ways that it's better for you, that your four oh

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Speaker 1: not one, but two bits of breaking news, and you know,

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Speaker 1: to it's journalist Jesse. There's just no one better. We

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Speaker 1: love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse. Please kiss my baby, Jesse, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: he's a he's a dude that's got some serious metal

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Speaker 1: creams and things the wife has. It's honestly, it looks

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Speaker 1: couldn't break out with any of my guns and coaches

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Speaker 1: a range or the junkyard and blast away. So I

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Speaker 1: had my excuses. I had to work, so my kids

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Speaker 1: would stay for Christmas morning, open up the presence. Then

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Speaker 1: the wife would pack up the car with the kids

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Speaker 1: and as a Christmas cousin to myself. I'd have a week. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I support that. I absolutely support that for one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: That's the right call right there. By the way, you

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Speaker 1: got to get to a couple of emails. To get

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Speaker 1: back to a couple more of those. Dear showgun Eli.

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Speaker 1: Oh the subject is Amish, he says, calls me, dear

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Speaker 1: showgun Eli. I was pleased to learn that you have

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Speaker 1: Amish blood in your mother's side. He called it zi

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Speaker 1: Amish almost blood. To celebrate this tremendous moment, I informally

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Speaker 1: invite you to Amish country where we can, where you

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Speaker 1: can teach them the proper way to build a shed.

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Speaker 1: Oh Amish country, oh man, the best baked goods in

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Speaker 1: the world, and the nicest people in the world. We

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Speaker 1: didn't go there a ton when I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: but we certainly went out there a few times. Just

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Speaker 1: wonderful people, wonderful builders, wonderful wonderful bakers. A different way

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Speaker 1: of life for sure, not not one for me, but different,

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Speaker 1: definitely different, and a respectable one. Wonder Woodmire. You know

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Speaker 1: what else I admire putting your money where your morals are.

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Speaker 1: You say you're pro life, if that's your thing. But

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Speaker 1: what have we done about it? What have I done

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Speaker 1: about it? I've asked myself this question before. I talk

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Speaker 1: about being pro life, but when I ran for Congress,

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Speaker 1: I was a hardcore pro life. This is not something new.

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Speaker 1: Now I do the radio show and I talk about, Hey,

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Speaker 1: pro life, and we got to do this, We got

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Speaker 1: to do that. And you way up these pro life

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Speaker 1: centers across the country that are being firebombed by the communists,

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Speaker 1: and we got to help them. We got to help them. Well,

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Speaker 1: how well, Preborn Preborn's the one getting firebombed. They've had

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Speaker 1: the molotov cocktails thrown in their windows because Preborn is

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Speaker 1: simply offering scared young women free ultrasounds, and Preborn they

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Speaker 1: need an army behind them, or they can't do that anymore.

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Speaker 1: They need to be able to have that pro life center.

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Speaker 1: They need to be able to have the ultrasound machine.

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Speaker 1: And that money doesn't just fall from the sky. Either

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Speaker 1: it comes from us or it doesn't come at all.

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Speaker 1: Twenty eight dollars buys that young woman a free ultrasound.

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Speaker 1: It's Christmas time, maybe good time to save a life. Huh.

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Speaker 1: Go to preborn dot com. Slash Jesse Preborn dot com

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Speaker 1: slash Jesse twenty eight bucks says of life, or you

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Speaker 1: can dial pound two five zero and say baby message

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Speaker 1: was sponsored by Preborn. We are going to do headlines,

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Speaker 1: couple more calls, a couple more emails, and then we're

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Speaker 1: checking out. Hang on, what, Chris, we can make jokes.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, you get that right then Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: It is such Jesse Kelly Show. A couple of emails,

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Speaker 1: a couple more calls, and then it's headlines, and then

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Speaker 1: we're checking out of this beast until I'll just till tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: I'll be right back till tomorrow. Don't worry. Don't worry

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Speaker 1: here every day this week. I don't want any more

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Speaker 1: emails saying part time Jesse or anything like that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I have work obligations. Sometimes you can email me if

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Speaker 1: you want, Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. You

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Speaker 1: know what, I'm playing Milton Freeman again, just because it

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Speaker 1: was brillian enough to be played a second time. Milton,

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Speaker 1: Please explain inflation for the rubs in America's media in

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Speaker 1: the modern era. The important next step is to recognize

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Speaker 1: that today governments control the quantity of money so that

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Speaker 1: As a result, inflation in the United States is made

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Speaker 1: in Washington and nowhere else. Of Course, no government, any

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Speaker 1: more than any one of us, likes to take responsibility

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Speaker 1: for bad things. Where all of us human. If something

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Speaker 1: bad happens, it wasn't our fault, and the government is

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Speaker 1: the same way, so it doesn't accept responsibility for inflation.

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Speaker 1: If you listen to people in Washington talk, they will

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Speaker 1: tell you that inflation is produced by greedy businessmen, or

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Speaker 1: it's produced by grasping unions, or it's produced by spendthrift consumers,

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Speaker 1: or or maybe it's those terrible Arab sheets who are

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Speaker 1: producing Now. Of course, businessmen are greedy, who of us isn't.

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Speaker 1: Trade unions are grasping who of us isn't. And there's

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Speaker 1: no doubt that the consumer is a spendthrift. At least

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Speaker 1: every man knows that about his wife. But none of

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Speaker 1: them produce inflation for the very simple reason that neither

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Speaker 1: the businessman, nor the trade union nor the wa housewife

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Speaker 1: has a printing press in their basement on which they

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Speaker 1: can turn out those green pieces of paper we call money.

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Speaker 1: Only Washington has that printing press, and therefore only Washington

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Speaker 1: can produce inflation. Gosh, that guy was so good. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's get do a couple of meals, Doctor Jesse. I

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Speaker 1: went to Walmart to pick up oil for my truck.

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Speaker 1: He said, we don't all drive fancy midlife crisiscars. You

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Speaker 1: know my car needs oil too. Okay, my car needs

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Speaker 1: oil anyway, And he said, And I noticed that the

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Speaker 1: cashtra oil that I normally use had carbon neutral written

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Speaker 1: in big green letters right there on the label. I

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Speaker 1: moved right down the aisle and picked up some royal purple.

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Speaker 1: Cost me about fifteen dollars more. But I'm done with

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Speaker 1: the virtue signaling. Why who do they think their customer

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Speaker 1: base is the people who change their own oil, don't

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Speaker 1: prescribe to the climate change death cult? Trying to put

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Speaker 1: my money where my morals are. His name is Steve Semprify,

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Speaker 1: says Semprify to you, my man. And look, let me

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Speaker 1: tell you what they think if these oil companies and

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Speaker 1: the guys who change their own oil. The oil companies

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Speaker 1: think the guys who change their own oil won't put

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Speaker 1: their money where their morals are. That's what they believe.

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Speaker 1: They believe that if we prove them wrong, if we

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Speaker 1: continue to prove them wrong. Because we're getting better and

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Speaker 1: better and better and better. You're going to watch a

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Speaker 1: lot of this stuff disappear. Not all this stuff, because

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00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff comes from government funding. They

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Speaker 1: steal our money and then turn around and fund all

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Speaker 1: the green craps, so we can't. But you're going to

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Speaker 1: see a lot of it disappear. If you continue to

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00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: do like Steve and put your money where your morals are,

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Speaker 1: we can get better. We can. We can have a

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Speaker 1: lot of wins money. We vote every day. Every day

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Speaker 1: is election day with our money. Jesse, I believe you

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Speaker 1: should run again, only go for president, thank you. But

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Speaker 1: I could never ever ever be elected in this country ever.

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Speaker 1: I could never be elected in the United States of America.

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Speaker 1: I'm wildly, wildly unpopular. What Chris, Yes, No, I could

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Speaker 1: assume power, there's no question about that. But I cannot

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Speaker 1: be elected here. I'm unelectable. And it's not when people

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Speaker 1: say that, they say, well, it's because of the things

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Speaker 1: I've done in my past. That's not what I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about at all. I mean, I've done horrible things in

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Speaker 1: my past, but that wouldn't hold you back today. My

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Speaker 1: views are radically different from almost everyone in the United

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Speaker 1: States of America. I'm far to the right of most

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Speaker 1: of the country. When I joke about repealing child labor laws,

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I'm actually one hundred percent serious when

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00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: I talk about not only deporting people. When I talk

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00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:09,479
Speaker 1: about building a hundred foot wall on the southern border

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Speaker 1: and telling anyone who shows up to turn around and

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Speaker 1: go back down south have a nice walk, I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 1: That's what I would do to defend the borders of

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Speaker 1: my nation. The things I would do would horrify people.

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Speaker 1: Michael says, king or dictator for one, I prefer the

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Speaker 1: title showgun. Let's remember that I am Jesse the showgun Kelly,

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Speaker 1: so we'll go a showgun. If I have to pick

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Speaker 1: between king and dictator, I probably picked dictator king. I

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Speaker 1: think I think King gives the impression that I would

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Speaker 1: be more benevolent than I actually would be. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm here for the sword. I'm here. I am here

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Speaker 1: to hurt all the people who have hurt us, all

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Speaker 1: the people who have destroyed this country and trodden on

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Speaker 1: the common man. I'm here to bring vengeance, which is

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Speaker 1: why I'll never be elected at all. I'll call me

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Speaker 1: when you need to what No, Chris, what yeah? Tencent

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Speaker 1: of the vote? Maybe call me when you need a

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Speaker 1: dictator and I will be there until then. I'm not

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Speaker 1: running for anything. Until then, you're on your own. So

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Speaker 1: until then you better be practicing with your Manti sex

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Speaker 1: and the comfort of your home. They always say things like, dude,

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Speaker 1: what the pros do? What are the pros do? Well,

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Speaker 1: you look at the guys who are the best shooters

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Speaker 1: in the world, Marines, green Berets, those types. You know that.

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Speaker 1: You know that they all use mantis X, right, and

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00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 1: I don't mean like something similar, just a different brand.

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Speaker 1: They use Manti sex. You can go to Paris Island

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Speaker 1: boot camp in the Marine Corps right now and you'd

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Speaker 1: see them using mantis X. You can use the exact

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Speaker 1: same thing they're using. You practice in the comfort of

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Speaker 1: your home, in your home, in the heat, in the

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Speaker 1: air condition, depending on where you live. You sit there

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00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: and practice, and they're putting you through drills. You get better,

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00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 1: and you get better really fast. Did you ever think

590
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 1: you could become a good shooter without firing a shot?

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Speaker 1: You can go to mantis x dot com and get

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Speaker 1: one today, all right, mattis x dot com. Becky go Um,

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Speaker 1: My husband and I had a really, really, really bitter divorce,

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Speaker 1: but we later became friends. He had a lady friend

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Speaker 1: that was really really crazy about him if he did

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Speaker 1: not reciprocate the feelings. I came to have a problem

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Speaker 1: that only this lady friend of my ex husband's could

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Speaker 1: help me with, so he asked her to help me

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Speaker 1: and she agreed. Shortly after, she invited him to a

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Speaker 1: party with her, a Christmas party, beg your pardon, and

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Speaker 1: she did not want to go. He did not want

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Speaker 1: to go to this Christmas party with her, but he

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Speaker 1: was afraid that she didn't think she would change her

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Speaker 1: mind about helping me, So he went to the Christmas

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Speaker 1: party with her, and he had a miserable time, but

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Speaker 1: he was still glad that he went as she did

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Speaker 1: help me. About a year later, he committed suicide. And

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Speaker 1: that woman and I have remained friends all of these years.

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Speaker 1: And I would like to give a shout out to

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Speaker 1: ex husbands everywhere, and please remind ex wives to be

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Speaker 1: grateful for the movie Can thank You? Okay? And now

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Speaker 1: here's a headline headlines we didn't get to you. She

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Speaker 1: plays off one thousand, three hundred and fifty workers in

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Speaker 1: Illinois moves factory to Mexico due to Biden's war on

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Speaker 1: climate change. Here's just a little reminder you union workers

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Speaker 1: in the auto industry. That Democrat you go vote for

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Speaker 1: every time because that's what good union guys do. That

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Speaker 1: Democrat is on a mission to destroy your way of life.

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Speaker 1: So look, you get what you get. Breaking Twitter employees

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Speaker 1: painted Trump as a terrorist leader and American patriots as

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Speaker 1: rioters to justify a band. Again, this does not matter

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Speaker 1: about Twitter. Oh, I shouldn't say it doesn't matter. It's

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Speaker 1: not that important about Twitter. It's not important that Twitter

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Speaker 1: people what Twitter think that you're a terrorist, That's not important.

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Speaker 1: What's important is the people at the Federal Bureau of

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Speaker 1: Investigation agree with them that you and your patriotism means

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Speaker 1: you might be a terrorist. That's where the real danger lies.

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Speaker 1: Always remember that the Feds will raise rates again. But

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Speaker 1: it's playing with fire. Oh do you think do you

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Speaker 1: think it might be playing with fire while we're right

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Speaker 1: on the cusp of a massive recession to be jacking

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00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: it just rates through the roof. But hey, everyone wanted

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Speaker 1: to print off trillions of dollars for that stimmy check

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Speaker 1: because of covid loami old here we are all right,

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Speaker 1: We'll do it again tomorrow. Okay, that's all. H