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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank

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Speaker 1: phone call Shirley. It's time to baptize some people. It's

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Speaker 1: called mobile baptismal pool mobile baptism and we come to

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Speaker 1: you and ignorant you do, come to your house and baptize.

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Speaker 1: That's what we do. Hit it. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach the Mr Wilson. How you doing? My name

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Speaker 1: is brother spring water Man. Listen we uh we we

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Speaker 1: we got paid to actually come by and do some

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Speaker 1: and we wanted to actually call and see about scheduling

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Speaker 1: and see what you had available, uh, some some services.

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Speaker 1: What y'all playing on cuns grad what you do? What

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Speaker 1: kind of services you had? Actually, sir, you've got some

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Speaker 1: friends that have actually spent a great amount of money

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Speaker 1: on you. And what we do is UM we have

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Speaker 1: a UM Baptismal on wheels service. And what we do

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Speaker 1: is we go and we UM we baptize people at

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Speaker 1: their home. And baptismal Wheels has been it's a new

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Speaker 1: UM company, but we've we've baptized over a thousand people.

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Speaker 1: Now we have a truck with it that which actually

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Speaker 1: has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and

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Speaker 1: we actually come to your home and we will baptize

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Speaker 1: you in your driveway and and make you hold again.

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Speaker 1: So we host here brother water brother again. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I Water Springwater. What you want to come to my

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Speaker 1: house and give me a baptism in my front yard.

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Speaker 1: We want to baptize you right there in your drive

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Speaker 1: where your friends are paid for the services. And my friend,

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Speaker 1: my friend will pay for me to get baptized. I

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Speaker 1: think baptized are already well from my understanding, sir that

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Speaker 1: but then that you you've had some some bumps and

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Speaker 1: that you need to be Washington coming. I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: all good, that's all that's it's all good. But I

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Speaker 1: mean things, I mean think that matter that it made man.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've been baptized, I go to church. You know, uh,

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Speaker 1: me and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we all have setbacks. But for you to pull up

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Speaker 1: with your pool in front of my house to say

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Speaker 1: you've been a baptize me that that doesn't make any

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Speaker 1: sense to me. Doctor, I mean succeeds sometimes when some

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Speaker 1: people are not able to go to the House of

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Speaker 1: the Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a

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Speaker 1: lot more convenient for you, but we can actually need

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Speaker 1: no convenience. I don't need no convenience. What I need

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Speaker 1: convenience for you asking me to come to my house

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Speaker 1: on a Tuesday, So that's tied me in my drawway.

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Speaker 1: Does that make any sense to you, brother water? I mean,

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Speaker 1: come on, if you really sit back and think about it,

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Speaker 1: does that make any sense to you? Further? First of all,

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Speaker 1: so that that's that's that's brother spring water. But what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to what I'm trying to say, the water

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Speaker 1: is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no difference

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Speaker 1: to me. You can't come to my neighborhood, and that

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Speaker 1: ties me in front of mine. So what is all

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Speaker 1: that I I ain't boy? This is this is what your

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Speaker 1: friends are talking about? That don't give me? Then what

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Speaker 1: my prayers are telling you? Man that anybody which which

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Speaker 1: one of my friends gonna work to me and you

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Speaker 1: because to my jam out. So I know that and

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Speaker 1: my if I don't do that, man, that don't even

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Speaker 1: make any sense to me, you understand. So I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not at any liberty to tell you who actually

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Speaker 1: uh between the liberty because of my dam house. Can't

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Speaker 1: baptize me, but you can't tell me who the hell's

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Speaker 1: gonna see you? But you're not there? What make call?

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Speaker 1: You don't even call that that makes sense for you?

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Speaker 1: Come on, that doesn't make any no way in the world.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna allow you to come and bring your pom

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Speaker 1: asking you ask and you supposed to be a pastor.

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Speaker 1: You supposed to get back tied. I'm asking you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's a friend of mine is telling you that you know,

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Speaker 1: letting you know I need be done. You'll tell you

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Speaker 1: at that liberty to all I want to know. Basically,

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Speaker 1: I've already been paid. I'm coming. I'm not tired of me.

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Speaker 1: Then that a cop. I'm going to baptize you home

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Speaker 1: You better bring the old congregation, you understand. You better

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Speaker 1: of which is the problem. This is what your friends

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Speaker 1: are talking about. This is why you need to be

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Speaker 1: baptized and cleansed again and washed in the blood of

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Speaker 1: the lamp. This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed.

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Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with you. Mr Wilton, what's wrong with me? Now?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with two? Is calling me and little my hope.

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Speaker 1: They're telling me I need to be back high in

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Speaker 1: don't get the only water I go down to the church.

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Speaker 1: I don't need you come in front of my house

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Speaker 1: making old circus. We are afraid of some white sheets

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Speaker 1: understanding for my understanding. Mr Wilpon, you missed two Sunday

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Speaker 1: is already this month sun This man, I can't go

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Speaker 1: missing it too because the fou ain't coming off, Sir.

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Speaker 1: All I know is I've been paid to do a job.

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Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and

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Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work on two.

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Speaker 1: Before you will I tell you what you curning my

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Speaker 1: seven o'clock and morning, I swear on your lord, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna bust you. You understand me. You would not curting

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Speaker 1: my house telling me you would have got tip dow.

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Speaker 1: Don't give a dam who paid you. You understand I

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Speaker 1: I'm time. All of this ain't goer, and all of

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Speaker 1: I don't want your tas I mean, I tell you,

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Speaker 1: I tell you what brother spring water, that's a brother,

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Speaker 1: I won't give a gamble who pays you, who calmed you?

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Speaker 1: Bringing you know, I'm gonna who I care it kill you.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man,

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Speaker 1: let me check your something. Man, let me tell you something, boy,

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Speaker 1: y'all y'all was boy bras so man that a head. Man.

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Speaker 1: I was about to act a fool on y'all because

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Speaker 1: time y'all ain't got just let it to do. Didn't

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Speaker 1: I ain't never thought y'all could give me with this

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Speaker 1: And when the hell goes around that tide of people wholly,

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Speaker 1: that's like fiddles a will baptized people with a pool

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Speaker 1: gotta ask you something, what is the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: Morning the Show. See, that's how you baptize. For get

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Speaker 1: going to church. Now exactly when they don't make it

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Speaker 1: you right out. That's actually a good idea. And we're

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Speaker 1: driving away. Man, Yeah, we're baptized. Photo you go to

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Speaker 1: work in the morning, yeah, and get get your save on.

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Speaker 1: We get to save on right there. We cleanse you

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Speaker 1: right there in the driveway. We won't to do it.

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Speaker 1: He will and will he won't. No one can beat us.

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Speaker 1: We have a leaders. Hey, you're listening to the beau.

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Speaker 1: That's a talat after show. Didn't want to be let us,

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Speaker 1: but they just counterfeit. Junior got the pickle leaping. In

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Speaker 1: the a Accident reality show, we cap color cut. She

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Speaker 1: three pace stuff Rascal sound that he'd been going up

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Speaker 1: my ear drunk sister, order limpsy flapp and manch something

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Speaker 1: extra shirley with him. Let us give a nastra bery

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Speaker 1: an side. Listen in the A m guaranteed to wake

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Speaker 1: you up with the nephew tim me. You know someone

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Speaker 1: life is lost. Smm like as just got hired, got

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Speaker 1: your grind at your eyeball, but dare's a week down

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Speaker 1: your morning on a high note. Were number one on

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Speaker 1: a radio, but we humble, I didn't mumble, yep, we humbled.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mumble, but yef we humbled. I didn't mumble

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Speaker 1: yep we humbled. I didn't mumble yep we humble him