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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: Hi, I was late to the podcast today by twenty minutes,

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Speaker 2: since Sydney's mad at.

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Speaker 3: Me, But I've waited twenty two hours for you before.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Mari, I messaged you so early today. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I had to get my drag cleaning so I could

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Speaker 2: get my stuff to go out later. I had to

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Speaker 2: get makeup on, and i'd do my stupid ass, short

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Speaker 2: ass hair. So Sidney, I'm sorry that I was late today,

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Speaker 2: but I feel like you have yet to apologize to

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Speaker 2: me for being late to your house the other day.

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Speaker 3: I said, sorry, what are you talking about? I don't

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Speaker 3: remember that.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 4: I was like, more than I wrote you a text message,

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Speaker 4: I said in person?

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Speaker 3: Do you know you didn't see me in person? Because

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Speaker 3: I left.

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Speaker 4: I saw you after and I said sorry. No, I'm

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Speaker 4: the first person to say sorry. I have no problem

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Speaker 4: saying sorry.

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Speaker 3: I just said that I was sorry, friend. So that's

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Speaker 3: you're just gonna have to take that.

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Speaker 5: I think, Yeah, I don't think that's the way to apologize.

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Speaker 1: That's how that's how I Hatian I. I already said sorry.

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Speaker 2: See I'll dragging it into the episode, and now we're

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Speaker 2: taken away from the listeners.

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Speaker 3: It's fine. They need to know the truth. Okay, well

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Speaker 3: tell them what the tell them the exact truth. Friend,

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Speaker 3: What is the truth? The truth is is that we

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Speaker 3: have something after this. That's the only reason why I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't care. I could stay here all day. Wait, I

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Speaker 3: have no problem. I'm just true. You can stay here

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Speaker 3: all day. I mean today I got time. I could stay.

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Speaker 3: But like you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying, we have a show that we technically

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Speaker 4: should be on time for because beige people are putting

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Speaker 4: it together, so it's what we.

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Speaker 3: Should be on time.

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Speaker 2: Because food is coming out at one thirties that as well.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to say that. I just wanted to

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Speaker 2: make it a racial thing. Well, I'm not making a

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Speaker 2: racial thing because I am a good black person.

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Speaker 3: So you know I was.

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Speaker 2: I was late to the podcast today and I do

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Speaker 2: live very close, but I was in the car for

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Speaker 2: twenty minutes for a trupe that should have taken me ten.

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Speaker 2: I mean I could have walked, but I was already late.

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Speaker 2: I can't if it takes me fifteen minutes to walk here.

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Speaker 2: So if I'm leaving ten minutes before'm supposed to be

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Speaker 2: somewhere or you know, at the time I'm supposed to

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Speaker 2: be somewhere.

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Speaker 6: Our question was Sydney and we were here an hour

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Speaker 6: early to record ads, and you were made aware of this,

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Speaker 6: and then there's no rush.

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Speaker 5: I was made aware of what we were here already.

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Speaker 2: No, Andrew, you said see you at eleven to me

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Speaker 2: that message that.

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Speaker 6: I texted you at like nine, see you at eleven,

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Speaker 6: and then you show up at eleven twenty woo.

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Speaker 3: But what did you text Sydney?

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Speaker 6: You text me you tell Sydney needed to be here

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Speaker 6: early to record ads.

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Speaker 3: And I got here early.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Wow, well I was here early.

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Speaker 2: Technically I was here on Tuesday recording my ads.

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Speaker 3: So let's talk about that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I was unavailable, that's fine, Sydney, and I

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Speaker 2: was unavailable from eleven to eleven twenty today because I

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Speaker 2: was stuck in a car. So, I mean, if we're

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Speaker 2: talking about avails, you know, I'm just I'm just saying this.

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Speaker 3: This is how it was.

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Speaker 5: It's all water under the bridge, I suppose.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is a shaky bridge, Okay.

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Speaker 1: So obviously she looks fantastic, she looks incredible, So that's like, okay,

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Speaker 1: at least you came in and it's like, all right,

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Speaker 1: well there's a reason to be late.

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Speaker 3: But you know, I'm just saying, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So next week, next time we record getting everybody breakfast.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's what I'm doing. I'm putting it on the podcast.

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Speaker 5: I typically do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I always give you money for what you

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Speaker 3: get me. Don't do that.

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Speaker 2: Don't you dare do that today? When's the last time

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Speaker 2: Sydney got a receipt from you? Let's talk about that. Okay, well,

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Speaker 2: let's discuss it. Okay, cute, fantastic.

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Speaker 3: I mean I paid for shake Shack, you know where

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Speaker 3: we go and take I.

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Speaker 2: Always pay for my own shake shack, So I'm not

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Speaker 2: really I'm unclear of who's she paid for your shake shore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I pay for a shock every time, but a lot

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Speaker 3: of times. Yeah, And I've paid for stuff for us.

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Speaker 3: To Marie Sodney, I've paid for us for stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we don't pay. We all pay. It all works out.

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Speaker 1: You know, I employ him for flyers and whatnot, and

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Speaker 1: you pay.

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Speaker 2: Him for that, because that's that's not a service that

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Speaker 2: he's providing. You're supposed to pay him for his work.

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Speaker 1: I mean somebody in the DMS, and was like, I'll

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Speaker 1: do I'll do flyers for free and intern Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Let's see, let's see what they tell them to send

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Speaker 2: their up, send them to send their book their book.

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Speaker 2: Let's tell him to send the book. Tell see we

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Speaker 2: want to see the stop okay, the portfolio. Tell them

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Speaker 2: to send us the link to the portfolio website.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And it was a black person too, and I was like, ah,

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Speaker 3: you was like support black businesses.

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Speaker 2: No, a hot producer, Andrew, Andrew, I should apologize to

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Speaker 2: you also because you have to be here on your

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Speaker 2: Saturday morning.

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Speaker 3: So I'm sorry that I was late.

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Speaker 5: I don't mind being here.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm still like, I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna apologize it because he was late too,

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Speaker 2: so he was he was not like me, but he

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Speaker 2: got on you know, he got.

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Speaker 3: On merch and stuff. But otherwise he's wearing a cash look.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: Also, a man don't have to like get up early

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Speaker 2: to prepare. He could just roll out of bed and

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Speaker 3: But he lives far too though, he lives far well,

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Speaker 3: you know, but he had time to get a green juice,

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Speaker 3: a beet juice in Bushwick. No, he was close. You

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Speaker 4: No, he was in a car and he got out.

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Speaker 4: It's fine, all right, Marie, what's up.

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Speaker 3: Let's go. Let's let's talk about why I could.

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Speaker 2: Like, one of my excuses for me being late today

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Speaker 2: could have been that I was at a sex party

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Speaker 3: We could talk about it real quick.

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Speaker 2: So, and please don't say which family member, but I

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Speaker 2: have a family. A friend, a friend of a family

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Speaker 3: And he was like, he was like, please don't be

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Speaker 2: He was like, we watch movies naked at my house.

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Speaker 2: And then he's like, we provide bud and we provide

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Speaker 2: alcohol and whatever else that you would need. And he's

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Speaker 2: like but he's like, you could bring a friend, but

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Speaker 3: And I was like only women. So I was like,

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Speaker 2: Like, just you and he was like, bring denis Nasty

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Speaker 3: How specific of a friend. You wouldn't even ask me

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Speaker 3: to bring Sydney photo is this birthday? There can't tell?

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Speaker 3: He was like, bring d Nasty.

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Speaker 3: Right, And so last night.

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Speaker 2: Yesterdays, Sydney came over, we recorded some Patreon episodes, and

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Speaker 2: came over and we were like, iyoh, you should come

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Speaker 3: She was wearing a fleece and we're like, that's perfect.

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Speaker 2: She was like, I'm not wearing a bra and we

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Speaker 2: to a sex party and uh So then we went

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Speaker 2: But I sent him a message and I was like,

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I might come with my friend

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Speaker 2: And I was like I don't want to see y'all

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Speaker 3: So, you know, that's what Megan thee Stallion taught me.

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Speaker 3: So that's what happened.

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Speaker 2: And then I did not go out, but I was

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Speaker 3: So why were you up till four o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Well, these girls was at my house for a while

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Speaker 3: I was supposed to be here.

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Speaker 2: And that's why I was late. So I didn't go

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Speaker 2: to the sex party. But I was like kind of

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Speaker 3: I was like, bitch, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Over here way and I was like, did they really go?

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Speaker 1: And you while I yelled up for nothing?

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Speaker 3: Well, sis, you know, sometimes you don't always come.

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Speaker 2: You know, sometimes it's a build up and there's no climax,

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Speaker 2: you know, it's no release.

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Speaker 5: Wait, what's your family member at this sex.

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Speaker 2: No family member was not at the sex party. But

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Speaker 2: this person is friends. I know this person that invited

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Speaker 2: me through this family.

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Speaker 4: My friend is canceled and the fact that I wasn't

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Speaker 4: invited is extremely homophobic.

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Speaker 3: That's what that was. Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 4: It was like, oh, you can only bring girls, right,

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Speaker 4: but this girl don't want no dig.

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Speaker 3: Well, Sidney, what did you do LUs night?

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Speaker 2: Because you were there, we were talking about the sex

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Speaker 2: party and you left, so let's talk about that. Well.

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Speaker 3: I was in a mood, you know, I was.

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Speaker 4: I'm an expert in you know, when I don't want

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Speaker 4: to do something, I'm not doing it anymore.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's good club for that. Siddy says yes to

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Speaker 3: a lot of things that she don't want to do.

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Speaker 3: But this is this is gross.

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Speaker 5: I was.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you saw me on the couch.

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Speaker 4: I was like so annoyed and just I didn't know

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Speaker 4: what the fuck I wanted to do, and I wanted

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Speaker 3: There's just too many things.

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Speaker 5: People don't even remember what like Harriet Tubban looks like.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of risks our motherfucking guests.

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Speaker 3: Yes, not ashy today, And I'm so proud of you.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know that was I thought you were going

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Speaker 3: I also want you were going to do a gay thing.

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Speaker 3: Now I was not.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. Have you been have my risk

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Speaker 3: Yes, friend, I can't confirm more than that.

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Speaker 1: I know I've seen.

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Speaker 2: That's a couple of your instant stories. Uh, he's been

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Speaker 2: here before. He was our friend expert.

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Speaker 1: He's BAA.

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Speaker 3: He was our friend expert. He is still our friend.

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Speaker 2: But now he first of all, he's wearing a good

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Speaker 3: And he's he's an ally. He's a comedian. He performs everywhere.

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Speaker 3: We love him. We love him so dearly. He is

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Speaker 4: Yes, give it up for Alex Engend.

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Speaker 1: I will say number one, I have notes number one work. Yes.

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Speaker 1: Uh uh. White women were definitely sticking their neck out

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Speaker 1: uh and I'm sorry about your period. It's really making

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Speaker 1: it uncomfortable for me to drink my beet juices. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the same way now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but unfortunately you're other than bad Stye.

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Speaker 1: I got this juice from bad Stye down the street.

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Speaker 3: He said, Yeah, king a bodega juice. It's not the same.

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Speaker 1: It's pure green. It's an Actually, that's a store. That's

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Speaker 3: That's a store. Friend.

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Speaker 2: gmo beat carrot apple lemon.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad it is the season for that song

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Speaker 1: It's coming back now the way like Mariah comes back

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Speaker 1: for Christmas every Thanksgiving, like she like that lady comes.

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Speaker 1: I forget what her name is.

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Speaker 3: I also forgot what her I don't think I should

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Speaker 1: Wow, race erased black women. Nobody knew her name.

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Speaker 3: Stop it. We just knew the meme.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you. It wasn't like Shirley Caesar. That was her name,

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Speaker 2: Alex, you're from Detroit. Let's talk about that. So you

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Speaker 2: definitely know what hood rats do.

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Speaker 1: I am one. I mean, I wouldn't even say that

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Speaker 1: I'm a reformed hood rap. You know, like I ate

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Speaker 1: That's just poverty, is it? Which is crazy? You have money.

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Speaker 1: I don't have the evidence, Like I wash my hands,

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Speaker 3: With the thing that come up, I was just gonna

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Speaker 5: That's it.

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Speaker 1: Why would I be Why would a white.

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Speaker 3: Dove is a white pigeon?

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Speaker 1: Well, they did release doves at a Leica's funeral, So

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Speaker 1: were you there? No, I didn't live in New York.

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Speaker 3: You said it like you were like, oh, yeah, one

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Speaker 1: What if one of those what if one of those

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Speaker 1: doves got hit by like a plane, wouldn't that be crazy?

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Speaker 3: My god? To be so dark?

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Speaker 2: Have you never seen like they try to like release

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Speaker 2: and you know some of them be dead.

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Speaker 1: You crumb A bunch of dummy makes me laugh.

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Speaker 3: That's hilarious something about a bird.

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Speaker 1: Birds die so dramatically because and I feel like they

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Speaker 1: like drag queens.

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Speaker 3: Missed up by you.

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Speaker 1: Birds and best I don't die. In fact, they don't.

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Speaker 1: Like the birds in New York, like the pigeons, Like

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Speaker 3: They might speed up a little bit and do that

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Speaker 3: next thing like that's fake. Let me get out your way.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of birds that don't die, you were in Detroit

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Speaker 4: and you made it out.

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Speaker 3: You're alive. We're so class Yeah to be here.

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Speaker 2: Well, she had an extra twenty minutes to get that together.

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Speaker 2: I'm just calling back the fact that I was living.

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Speaker 3: Stop.

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Speaker 1: That's drop.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's the last that's not gonna be. You know

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Speaker 1: I didn't make it. I made it out alive by

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Speaker 3: Comedy too.

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Speaker 1: Through comedy, Yeah, I haven't had have I had a

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Speaker 3: Yet No, Yeah, you talk a lot of ship.

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Speaker 1: You should have. You were talking about WHOA.

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Speaker 2: Well that's not true necessarily because remember he's very nice

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Speaker 2: in that.

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Speaker 3: You said that he was running familiar.

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Speaker 4: Well now he is because he's got a podcast that's

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Speaker 4: about to come out with National Lampoon and.

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Speaker 1: Work December nineteenth.

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Speaker 3: Look at that, Well, we don't know when this episode

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Speaker 1: Made it before December nineteenth. I'm sure we don't know.

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Speaker 3: There we go, you'll think about it, we'll figure it out.

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Speaker 1: Discussing if I had episodes a vault of wait, stay

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Speaker 1: in your lane, stay, stay in your lane, don't do

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Speaker 1: coming out. The hood is coming out?

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Speaker 4: Can you act like a guest like this is your

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Speaker 4: let me sit my period. Is this where National Lampoon records? No, okay,

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Speaker 4: calm down. Where do they record?

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Speaker 1: Well, we we recorded in a very nice studio.

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Speaker 3: Why not.

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Speaker 2: Like y'a being zumbo that we're only there for like

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Speaker 2: a week? Okay, Well we've been here writing. We've been

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Speaker 2: here for how long?

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Speaker 3: Over a year? I feel like it's.

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Speaker 1: Been a year.

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Speaker 5: We're getting a new studio soon, upgrade.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be two hours down. It's gonna be upstairs.

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Speaker 3: We will have one more window, one name.

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Speaker 2: I love that for us, I do, Alex, Alex. What

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Speaker 2: is a hood rat like in your opinion? You see, I.

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Speaker 1: Think it lives beyond the nown hood red is a lifestyle.

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Speaker 1: It is, it is, It is a way of being.

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Speaker 1: It's a culture and it doesn't have to be a

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Speaker 1: lot of people associate hood rack with negativity, and it's

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Speaker 1: just not so. There are plenty of hood racks.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go, give me, give me an example.

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Speaker 1: You need a hood rat, You need a hood red

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Speaker 1: in your life. You know, if you like hood rats,

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Speaker 1: always have lighters. Hood rats you know somebody that needs

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Speaker 1: you know that they stole from somebody else, from someone else.

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Speaker 1: Hood rats are always that you can They're they're really

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Speaker 1: great friends. If you need somebody, if you let's say

447
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,720
Speaker 1: you're not a fighter, you like somebody that's not gonna

448
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:36,399
Speaker 1: really argue with somebody. Your hood referenced is gonna be

449
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:37,840
Speaker 1: there to be like, do you need me to gather

450
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,840
Speaker 1: this bitch? I will.

451
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,720
Speaker 3: I'm ready to already.

452
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,679
Speaker 1: The hood rests got edges too, you know what I mean? Like,

453
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,840
Speaker 1: hood rang is a diverse It's probably one of the

454
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,800
Speaker 1: most diverse groups talk about individuals because there's so many.

455
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,560
Speaker 1: There's edges and edgeless, go off, big dick, small dick,

456
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,480
Speaker 1: hood rats, big titty, little titty hood rats, everybody.

457
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,320
Speaker 3: Well just people who don't have nails on.

458
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,399
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican and Asian, you know what I mean, like

459
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,159
Speaker 1: all of that, Like you.

460
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,080
Speaker 2: Can you can hoats that match the belt to the

461
00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,160
Speaker 2: shirt color coordinating.

462
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,840
Speaker 1: And I mean I used to be you know, I

463
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,520
Speaker 1: used to be like like before this gay ship, before

464
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:21,480
Speaker 1: this comedy ship, before I arrived, I was you know,

465
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,040
Speaker 1: I was out here like bad, like yeah, I take

466
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,200
Speaker 1: I used to talk. I mean I was really out

467
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:31,880
Speaker 1: in these streets like fucking it up, like talking ship

468
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,359
Speaker 1: to people getting in fights and clubs.

469
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,080
Speaker 3: Talk about your best fight ever.

470
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,960
Speaker 1: I'll say this, the best fight was one that I

471
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:43,440
Speaker 1: actually lost. And I'll say it was the best because

472
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:47,280
Speaker 1: I learned a lesson from me. You know, well, wasn't that.

473
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,639
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I'm the type of person if I

474
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,320
Speaker 1: lose a fight, I will admit it, but I would

475
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:54,399
Speaker 1: just as quickly say I beat that person's ass, Like

476
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:56,760
Speaker 1: but this, in this case, I had an X of

477
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,840
Speaker 1: mine who I was in college at the time, and

478
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,159
Speaker 1: we were together, but I was at school and he

479
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,440
Speaker 1: was back in Detroit. He was in the ballroom scene.

480
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 3: Like your polls, you're gay in high school he was.

481
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,080
Speaker 1: I was. I was gay, but not you know, not

482
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 1: publicly it was gay. But you know you think nobody knew.

483
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,440
Speaker 1: I mean, come on now, yeah, I.

484
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 2: Mean I'm just sometimes I'll be asking my gay friends

485
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 2: and they be like, nobody knew.

486
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: No, Like that's that's that's being in denial.

487
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,639
Speaker 3: Can you go to a prom with a woman?

488
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,200
Speaker 1: I mean she wasn't a woman then, but but she's

489
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,159
Speaker 1: a woman now. But yes, I did. I haven't had

490
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 1: a girl. Wait. See, I'm I'm thirty, so I don't live.

491
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm not a gen z. Like, wow, that's that period.

492
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 3: Let me see that I don't come from.

493
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,360
Speaker 1: You know nowadays papers nowadays, these gays, you know, these

494
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 1: young these young guys, you know they can go to

495
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 1: prom with their boyfriend and they trans girl and that

496
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,919
Speaker 1: they can do whatever. And I'm all for it. But

497
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't live in that time. You know,

498
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,199
Speaker 1: you still couldn't be walking around I'm going on a

499
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 1: prom with Mike. No, I'm going to Mike would it

500
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 1: always a micdre like, no, you're gonna go Kwanda, You're

501
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,440
Speaker 1: going with where Ron did, Jessica? Kisha? You're gonna go

502
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: with one of them?

503
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 6: And you know my school, you needed a doctor's note

504
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 6: to go if you were a gay couple going to

505
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 6: school dance.

506
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 3: What did the doctors don't have to say?

507
00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 6: Was it after conversion therapy or I don't know what

508
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 6: they were looking for exactly, but I feel like they

509
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 6: were just like, no.

510
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,120
Speaker 1: They were trying to they was trying to electro shock

511
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 1: you exactly.

512
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,240
Speaker 3: I don't understand what the doctor's note needed to say.

513
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:40,400
Speaker 3: Happen I doctor Stevenson, and I suck it as well.

514
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:44,400
Speaker 3: Give Micah the right to go out with Mike? Could Mike?

515
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

516
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 5: I don't know what they wanted and.

517
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 1: What was the what was what was like the what

518
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 1: did the appointment consists of? Like an anal exam or something?

519
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:54,919
Speaker 3: Are you a doctor?

520
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 1: I mean, in some.

521
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 3: Case doctor English.

522
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 1: I've had an exam or two. Okay, but you said

523
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: you asked my best fight, my best so my my

524
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 1: boyfriend at the time we were we were cheating on

525
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,439
Speaker 1: each other constantly, so when I would come. But the

526
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: difference was I would keep my hose in check. They

527
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 1: wasn't approaching him with no ship.

528
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 3: You Alex was keeping holes in check.

529
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 1: I was, I had, I had niggas. Wow, this period

530
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: is I'm not the one. It was you and going

531
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,439
Speaker 1: at it. I got, I got Sydney.

532
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 3: Will Sidney be angry and.

533
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,560
Speaker 1: Eat that nectarine?

534
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 3: I don't fucking know. It's all old Alex.

535
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 1: Alex sings and nectarine is an art. It's all a

536
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: fucking range. To me, it's citrus and is more a peach.

537
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 3: Friend, You're such a hood.

538
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 6: Rat citrus nigga all the way and then put it

539
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 6: on the bare table.

540
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Sidney's growth, Yes, any other rat too, and

541
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 1: Sidney acting like not a hood rat too. You almost

542
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: burnt your family's house down. That could be a white child. Well,

543
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: white kids can be hood rats too, we just don't

544
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: talk about it. I didn't go to jail laughter either,

545
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 1: Oh well not not not federal prison. Just like hold

546
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 1: ingmself overnight, I means, yeah, but mine was a little

547
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: bit worse. Mine was a little more.

548
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, so you your hood rats, your you

549
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 3: keep them in check.

550
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 1: We keep him in check. But he every time I

551
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,960
Speaker 1: would come home and like hang out with him and

552
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: go to like a club or a party whatever. I

553
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: would always be like met with some sort of negativity

554
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 1: from some other motherfucker that he was fucking. So this

555
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 1: one particular night, this dude was just all in my face,

556
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 1: like trying to agitate me, and I was ignoring it.

557
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: But I make the mistake of walking out of the

558
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: club alone. My friends were still inside and I left.

559
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: So I'm walking out and the guy follows me out

560
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: into the parking lot and just like you know, talking

561
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: talking to talking and so saying what type of stuff,

562
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: just calling me all out of my name, and saying

563
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 1: why are you here, telling me all of what he

564
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: did with my boyfriend? And I'm just like, oh my god,

565
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 1: this is exhausting. I don't even want to do this.

566
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: I don't remember what did you look good? This is

567
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: like some a thousand, This was like two thousand and nine.

568
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 3: So you had on a tall.

569
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: Tea probably probably like an Air Force.

570
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 3: One, a Force.

571
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 1: Sow. So he was a member of like a house

572
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,159
Speaker 1: like the like the ball Kids. So when you're in that,

573
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 1: when you're in that scene, you know there are so

574
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: many people that he's interacting with that I don't know

575
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: that have a problem with me. So then him and

576
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 1: the boy that had a problem with me, and then

577
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 1: they're like transgender like a friend, were like in my face,

578
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: and so as much as as wild as the as

579
00:25:55,000 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: wild as the argument got, I was young, very transphobic.

580
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: So I was telling Homegirl.

581
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 3: Because at first I was like, what does it matter.

582
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: That the I was telling Homegirl what all was wrong

583
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: with her talk and calling her all other names that

584
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:16,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna repeat. It's the family, family oriented show.

585
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: And so she punches me right in the eye, which

586
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: I guess you deserved, but I didn't fall. And so

587
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 1: I'm swinging now on both a transgender woman and the

588
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: boy that had the initiated.

589
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 3: The whole Well, now what was they wearing?

590
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 1: Do you remember? I mean, it was all tacky. You know,

591
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: if the heat comes on, just know, if y'all get

592
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: the heat, I was here.

593
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 3: I don't know nothing, and I ain't in it.

594
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 1: No I got I got a lot of love. I

595
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: got a lot of love for them now, especially after

596
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: that fight. I mean, I mean, everybody should get punched

597
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: in the face at least one time.

598
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 3: I disagree.

599
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: I mean, as a hood right, you know, if you

600
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 1: get hit in the face, you learn a lesson, and

601
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,400
Speaker 1: that's how I learned my life.

602
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 3: So what did any injuries happen? Did you like lose?

603
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: Oh I got you on. No, it's not in my back,

604
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: it's on my Uh. This is a remind This is

605
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 1: actually a reminder to respect people. Even though here's the thing.

606
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: This is this is the is the thing. Even though

607
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: I wasn't Again, I was the one being attacked. Do

608
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 1: you understand, like I wasn't like trying to fight anybody. See,

609
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm the kind of hood raight people always got something

610
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:26,719
Speaker 1: to say to me, but then nobody notices until you respond.

611
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: So now I'm like, oh, now I'm the one wrong

612
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: because I called her all kind of names. Yeah, well

613
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: because you and she was barking all on my face,

614
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,239
Speaker 1: calling me out of my name.

615
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 4: But you, like, I feel like devil down, you double down,

616
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 4: and you were attacking the person who was transgendered.

617
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,640
Speaker 1: Because she was attacking me too.

618
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 3: He said, she was attacking him Frost.

619
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: She came because she because that's and they jumped me.

620
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: So they ended up jumping me to the dudes. First, No,

621
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: I was coming at whoever. But see this was back

622
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: in my wild time I was. I was going after

623
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: whoever was attast to me? Oh yeah that devil.

624
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: The devil and the God be working together. But but

625
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 2: who is the devil in that scenario?

626
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 4: The devil because they jumped you, but God because it

627
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 4: was like, you know, you shouldn't been done.

628
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: I mean I hadn't, I had my I have my moment,

629
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 1: you know.

630
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 3: So talk about how you got to jail? When why

631
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 3: did you go to jail?

632
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: Okay, so this was in college? Still college? Okay, wait,

633
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: did you break up with that dude?

634
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 3: Of course jump? Maybe the dick was cute.

635
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: It seems like it was cute, but not worth constantly

636
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 1: having to fight people. There are so many.

637
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,440
Speaker 3: Dicks and he broke up so many dicks in this.

638
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: So many asses. I think I think it was an

639
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: amicable just like a mutube.

640
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 3: You got your ass, but he's not you don't. He

641
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 3: was like, you know, you're not really my type guy.

642
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 3: I want somebody who know how to fight all tree

643
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 3: of him. Y'all.

644
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: Well, Okay, so I was in I was in college

645
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: and there was like this party that was happening jungle juice,

646
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: and we were pregaming before the part play and what

647
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: was drinking choice. Well, this was back when I was

648
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: drinking vodka, were drinking. I mean it was college, you

649
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So we was drinking more like

650
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: ever clear.

651
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 3: Can you say, but vodka vodka? Yeah? No, before you

652
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 3: said it, it was vaca. He said it like vodka drink

653
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 3: like he said it very good. Rat's vodka, vodka, vodka,

654
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 3: vodka vodka.

655
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 2: I was frigaking vodka and handy yes. And I was like, well,

656
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 2: where the apple juice is at? And they was like,

657
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 2: we don't have juice here. Cis vodka vodka? Yes, that's

658
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: what I mean.

659
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: At the pregame or somebody has spilt like a bunch

660
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: of it on me. So that's this is the set

661
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: this vodka. It's clear, this is the set. This up though,

662
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 1: So we get to the party and it's packed. It's

663
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: so many people in security, it's so many people trying

664
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: to get in also people that are already in the party.

665
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: That security is not letting anyone in. They're also not

666
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: letting anyone out for some reason.

667
00:29:58,760 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 3: That's a fire has.

668
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: I was just about to so I had to pee

669
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: really really badly, and they were not allowing me to

670
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: leave the party. So this party was So my college

671
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: was in this small town in Michigan. It's a central

672
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 1: Michigan so the uh there's like the campus and then

673
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: there's the casino. There's the kids of a casino at

674
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: in the city school. No, not at the school, but

675
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: it's in this it's near the school, so I and

676
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: it sits on an Indian reservation, so this is okay, okay,

677
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: So the party is a place there. So I go

678
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: into like this random, like, I see a door that

679
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: security is not in charge of. So I walked into

680
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 1: thinking that it's like maybe I can get some more.

681
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 3: Seem like you're trying to Amanda seals the party.

682
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: But yes, wow, I see I see a water bottle

683
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: sitting So I I did in a water bottle in

684
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: the closet of a party at a casino.

685
00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 3: How ironic.

686
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: So what I did I did not know was that

687
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: there was another door in which a staff member from

688
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: the casino could see me. Literally, as I'm finishing pink,

689
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: I feel a hand on my shoulder. It is the

690
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: Mount Isabella County Police. So I'm.

691
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,040
Speaker 3: To because they have they have on sites.

692
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: Right, and so I'm like, okay, I understand that I'm

693
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: probably getting ready to be in trouble, but can you

694
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: at least let me finish, pink. He had his hand

695
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: on my shoulder as if I was supposed to just

696
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:32,120
Speaker 1: like drop.

697
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 3: Like I didn't do my keels and everything today, let

698
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 3: me finish.

699
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: So I shook, and I was like, all right, I'll go,

700
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: and so I it was like it was like a dress,

701
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: the type of thing. So I had on a bow tie,

702
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: a red bow tie with like slacks and a dress

703
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 1: shirts so you look like one of the But I

704
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 1: got handcuffed and arrested and esquirted out of let you

705
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,360
Speaker 1: put your yes, but in front like they they they

706
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: escorted me out in front of the line of people,

707
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: all of my friends, people from school that were waiting

708
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: to get into the party. So everybody saw me getting arrested.

709
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 3: Yikes. Well at least they could call you a lawyer,

710
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 3: and so I mean at that's street credit.

711
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: I ain't had no lawyer. I spent I spent twelve eleven,

712
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: twelve hours and the hold to sell overnight. Worst day

713
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: of my life.

714
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 3: What was it your birthday?

715
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: No, it was not my birthday. It was it was

716
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: like the beginning of the school and I was like

717
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: graduating this semester after that. So I was like scared

718
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: that I was gonna like stay there forever and like

719
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: not going to graduate, and like, but my friends. I

720
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: had friends at school who like got together and saw

721
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: things and put money together, sold oh, in order to

722
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: bail me. How much was bail It was like three

723
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars?

724
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 3: What is another? Yeah?

725
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: But in college, I mean college, that's everything. What are

726
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: you saying?

727
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 3: That's like how many swipes?

728
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: That's like we we we don't know. I remember being

729
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: I remember being poor in college, boar being that's three

730
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars.

731
00:32:54,040 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 3: I worked, I had like three jobs. A Sydney, what

732
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: year did you graduate from.

733
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 5: The administration?

734
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 2: No, that's not what I'm not saying because she's old.

735
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 2: I'm asking Sydney, what year did you graduate?

736
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: Oh? Is it in flash a study that you got

737
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: graduated and doing the same damn.

738
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 3: In the same room, bitch? So where is the second agree?

739
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I have a bachelors.

740
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 3: Bachelor is doing what with it? Not a damn thing?

741
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: The National Lampoon Radio Hour podcast.

742
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 2: That's my bachelor's is hanging in my one bedroom apartment

743
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 2: that I live in.

744
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: You know, I haven't. I haven't like framed. My mind

745
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: is still mind that my mom mine is still sitting

746
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: in the envelope that it came in.

747
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 2: I mean, just take the envelope to the walls. Honestly, nobody,

748
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 2: nobody reads the diploma.

749
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: I mean, that's what he graduated in.

750
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 3: That's when I graduated. Sydney graduated class of ok seven,

751
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 3: two thousand.

752
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: And that's when I graduated high school. This. Wow, what

753
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: that's when I graduated high school.

754
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 3: That's before my time I.

755
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: Graduate high school. Damn, how old are you? I'm a

756
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 1: full thirty years old and I'll be thirty. Well, you

757
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 1: know what my birthday is? My birthday is next month?

758
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 3: Oh what's the day?

759
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: December sixteen?

760
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna put that in my phone.

761
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: I'm a true Sagittarius.

762
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 4: Well, sir, nobody could tell the difference. Well, actually they

763
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 4: could tell the difference because I look younger than you.

764
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 3: Wow, and we're both missing the tooth.

765
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: So I mean, I can't wait to go to Costa Rica.

766
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 3: You're going to get your d D dentist.

767
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 1: That is okay? So that is hood.

768
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 3: Correct.

769
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: I better get Okay, talk about what you need to

770
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: do the research it's the cheapest dental like cosmetic surgery,

771
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: But why do.

772
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 3: You want the cheap?

773
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: Now? What's the cheapest? They know, but they know how

774
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: to do. It's cheap in that it's like six thousand

775
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: dollars as opposed to like, you know, whatever it will

776
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: cost here cheeps, so.

777
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 3: Expense Okay, how much is it to get I.

778
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 1: Mean it depends on that. It depends on the surgeon,

779
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 1: like the doctor that you go to have you checked. Yeah,

780
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: but I've seen I've seen different like.

781
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 3: Since that's a Pinterest board for this, like.

782
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: Five to six thousand dollars, and it's like these people,

783
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: these people even though it's like less expensive than it

784
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 1: is here, they they're like I've seen pictures before and

785
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: after whatever, Like it's really really nice work that they do, right, Okay,

786
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,839
Speaker 1: and it's costa rica like ship. You don't want to go,

787
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: you don't want to get You want to get your

788
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 1: teeth fixed under like drinking a mohito. You don't want

789
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: to get.

790
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 3: Your teeth fixed. You don't want your titties out, wile

791
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 3: get your teeth fixed.

792
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 4: Now, Alex, how did you lose your tooth? Because my

793
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 4: I lost my tooth? Because why you granola bar.

794
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 1: I used to have braces, Sydney, that's not you had

795
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: a cavity. Yeah, I know exactly what happened.

796
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 3: You're blaming lean, Yes.

797
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. When I have braces for a long time,

798
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: and so I had this big this like this one

799
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: one one on one, I'm on this specific tooth. It

800
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: was like a ring, like a silver ring that my

801
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: braces were held on, and it was it was. I

802
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: was always in pain, but I would never say anything.

803
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: I feel right, And so I think it had an

804
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: effect on.

805
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 3: That too, Detroit Dental right there.

806
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: I mean, but I mean when I got my braces off,

807
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 1: my teeth were so fucking straight. But then I didn't

808
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: wear my retainer, so they started shipping.

809
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 3: See I wear my retainers still every night.

810
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: I just I'm just I'm just going to tell them, Look,

811
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: here's the money. I want a whole new mouth, just

812
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: to get out like I. You can change the lips

813
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: to just take everything the whole bottom half of my face,

814
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: just knut, and I want a whole new jaw.

815
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 3: Just give me all the way, full choice, my choice.

816
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,640
Speaker 1: Having a whole lot of hair on my face like that, Well.

817
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 3: That's something that people say that can real full of beards.

818
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,479
Speaker 3: There's that shot you said.

819
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: I was meaning, really, I'm being picked a part up

820
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: here by my friends. We have to lift you up

821
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: and bring you down. I mean, I mean, but a

822
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: hood rat here take that. But now I've been beat

823
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 1: up in my life.

824
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 2: Okay, but now what's the hood rat like female look

825
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 2: like to you? Because you look you know, because when

826
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 2: I think.

827
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: With baby fat coat, okay, boots with the fir with

828
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: the balls hanging off the sides. Let's see, let's see

829
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: what type of jeans? What type of jeans? A stretched jean,

830
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 1: A stretch you know what it really is like like

831
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: a legging, like a like a just like a regular

832
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: soft legging like HoTT and legging or you know hoodrats

833
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 1: hood rats And this isn't this is this is uh,

834
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: this is genderless. But you know we do love a

835
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: high top air Force one or a Jordan Jordan sneak.

836
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 4: Jordan is a hood which are not comfortable sneakers at all.

837
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 4: Jordan's Yeah, they don't feel good.

838
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,640
Speaker 1: I mean you, I mean, are you wearing the right side? O?

839
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 3: You kid? You're five and a half youth? Young boys.

840
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: I used to I used to rock like fat farm,

841
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 1: oversize jeans and stuff and jerseys, throw back jerseys, put

842
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: it on backwards. That was the kind of hood, right

843
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,439
Speaker 1: I was, you know, with a with a sweat band,

844
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: with a sweat band. I used to have the full

845
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 1: Allen Iverson fit, like, uh, the Allen Iverson jersey with

846
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: the sneakers, with the socks, with the headband, and couldn't

847
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: like shoot the ball to save my life?

848
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 3: Do you have did you ever have corn rolls?

849
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: I tried, but my mama really wasn't having that. She

850
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: was like, you're not about to like be out here

851
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: wearing full blown Dicky's outfits and cornrows, like you're in prison,

852
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 1: Like that's not about to happen.

853
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 3: That's not about to happen.

854
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, so my dad, because my dad was in jail,

855
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: so everything anything that looked like prison to her was

856
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 1: like you're not getting ready to follow him.

857
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 3: That's what's your mother's name, Capri Capri?

858
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, Capri generational hood rat neess Caprice.

859
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: Really think that nobody like a Caprice son that still

860
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: felt the same. It's like the island. Actually, my mother

861
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: is the furthest thing from a hood. My auntie is

862
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: the complete opposite. They are like night and day.

863
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 3: Right, Well, that's what happens when when a hood rad

864
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 3: there's two rows.

865
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: My mother, my mother is like reging hunter. She's from

866
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: the hood, but she is like bougie, like like hood that.

867
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: Her name is capriod Bougie. She like goes to church

868
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: every Sunday. She works in the church. She's a a

869
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: k sister Caprice. Yeah, like I'm serious, Like that's the

870
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: kind of life. My aunty, on the other hand, is

871
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 1: okay Kiyota.

872
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: Capri Sa Kiyata.

873
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: She's the baby. She's the baby of like all the

874
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: she's my mother is the second oldest of six.

875
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 3: That sounds like a drink Yo.

876
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: What's your name?

877
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 3: Kiyata the rock? Can I get my.

878
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 2: Kiyota with a little dirty Kiata?

879
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: My aunt she drinks, she drinks. She drinks aequila drinks.

880
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: I was gonna say she drinks I and J. I mean,

881
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: I would say maybe she had her bristol cream. I

882
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: don't know what.

883
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, my mother used to drink that. Okay, she would

884
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 4: drink that and smoke larks, large larks cigarettes that.

885
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 3: Sound like some.

886
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: She smoked weed. She ain't smokes it great she No,

887
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: she smoked weed. I used to chill with my aunty,

888
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: like it was so funny, like she would baby sit me.

889
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: So like when I was like younger, I would like

890
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: be hanging out with all of her like homegirls, like

891
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. Because like my grandmother lived on this

892
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 1: block where everybody kind of just knew my grandmother. So

893
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: my aunt will always be over. She used to live

894
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: my I used to live next door to my grandmother,

895
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: So I.

896
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 3: Don't know if I could live next door to my mom.

897
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: Well, it was a different like she it was. It

898
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:02,479
Speaker 1: was good for us because she had my cousin before

899
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: she had her before she had her second child she had.

900
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 1: It was me and my cousin, So we would always

901
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:08,520
Speaker 1: be like at my grandmother's house.

902
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on over the weekend. Now it's grandma's name Helen. Helen.

903
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,760
Speaker 3: I like, Helen is a good ground.

904
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 1: Yeah. My grandmother was not to be fucked with, though

905
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,399
Speaker 1: she would cuss. Yeah, I get some of that from

906
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: her ship talking my grandma.

907
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 3: Was Helen, Heaven said, Uh, she was little.

908
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,960
Speaker 1: She was. She was little, but like typical granny side.

909
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: She wasn't like big, she wasn't like overweight, but she

910
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: was just like you.

911
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 2: Know, did Helen have a gun, because in my mind,

912
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,680
Speaker 2: Helen had a gun in the house for protection Detroit.

913
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: Honestly, Helen didn't need a gun. Her her mouth was lethal,

914
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: like I will never.

915
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 3: Forget give me like an infamous Helen line classic.

916
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: I don't have like a line specifically, but I can

917
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: tell you this what she was famously known for amongst

918
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: all of my friends in that neighborhood. So one day,

919
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: the ice cream truck was like coming down the street,

920
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: and so she gave me like a dollar bill and

921
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like seven or eight years old,

922
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: So she gave me ten years. She gave me like

923
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: a ten dollar bill. Go to the guys from truck.

924
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 1: I come back with my ice cream and the incorrect change,

925
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 1: the the the gyp big word. He sure did gave

926
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: my granny the change, and she was like, this is

927
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: not the right change though. What he's dumb though, because

928
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: you don't just stay there if you're gonna gyp somebody

929
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: out their money, you know, you just.

930
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 3: Well, we couldn't really count the change well anyway, you know,

931
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,000
Speaker 3: maybe he was trying to.

932
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: He was still there, and my grandmother sure enough came

933
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: out there and customs smoothed the fuck out in front

934
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: of every single kid that I played with on that block.

935
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 3: And what did she say?

936
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,600
Speaker 1: You motherfucker this and how dare you dad? And I'm

937
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: gonna kick your motherfucking ass. I'm gonna make sure you

938
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: don't you ever drive down this fucking block anymore. I

939
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: will make sure the murder you as like she was

940
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: like threatening him, full blown come.

941
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,919
Speaker 3: Down this block no more. Every saddamn music off too, And.

942
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: So every time, every time my friends bring it up

943
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: all time, Like remember miss Helen cussed out the ice

944
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,439
Speaker 1: cream truck do for you? And I was like yeah,

945
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: But then what happened was she told my mama that

946
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: I got like cheated out of my change, and my

947
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: mom was mad because she thought that I was like

948
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: slacking on math. It were, but so what they did, know.

949
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: What they did was they sat me down at the

950
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: table and like put all these math problems in front

951
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: of me money math problems. And I had to sit

952
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 1: there for like ten minutes. But I was being quiet

953
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: because I'm like, they don't know that I hadn't started

954
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: learning this in school yet. You said, yeah, well I

955
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: didn't learn did they truth? I wasn't really good at

956
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 1: doing money math yet you know what I mean, they.

957
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 3: Should have got your little advocates.

958
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 1: And eventually I said that to them and they were like, Okay,

959
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: get up and go back outside.

960
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 4: That's crazy because I feel like Helen should have said something.

961
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 4: There could have been Like my grandmother, she wasn't a

962
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 4: hood rap, but you definitely know that she'd been through

963
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 4: it because she would call it everybody.

964
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 3: You fool, hope the Lord struck you, like.

965
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: That's what you would do all day? Grandma, Yeah, that

966
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: was exactly fool some people.

967
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,320
Speaker 3: A mole on her nose and a crooked witch finger.

968
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 1: Yes, the finger was very My grandmother was. She just

969
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: would tell you how she felt, like immediately, she'd tell

970
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: you how she feels. But she was also just like

971
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: very well liked amongst a lot of people because like

972
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: she got the hook up with everything she had to

973
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: hook up.

974
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 3: We had.

975
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 1: She always had free cable. I don't know. I mean,

976
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was illegal, but the Playboy channel I

977
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: was watching all the time because it was just available.

978
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 2: Okay, so he was watching Playboo, but he wasn't doing

979
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 2: mask Okay, that up, that's why you gay, That's exactly

980
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,879
Speaker 2: why you're asked, I mean I was.

981
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: Watching straightforward, so really, what is it like, I don't know,

982
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: you're watching up straight porn. You're like, well, I don't

983
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 1: want to do none of that. Women are gross.

984
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 3: That place is soaked. She paint all over that man.

985
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: Let go. But she would send me like I was

986
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: buying her cigarettes at like seven, Like I would go

987
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: to the store. She would send me with a note

988
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 1: and she would be like, you know, send this to

989
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 1: the you know, to the Arab dude at this store

990
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: down the street, and like he'll handle it. So I

991
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: would be picking up her pepsi and her cigarettes and

992
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: relarks yep, and she would I would get a box

993
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: of cereal. So that was always the list.

994
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 3: That was it.

995
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: Pepsi, cereal, cigarettes, Yeah, cereals for me.

996
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, fruity pebbles. I feel like something like that, like

997
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 3: something Yeah.

998
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 1: I was usually no. I was more of a Coco

999
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: Pepples kind of motherfucker because like because it was because

1000
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: the milk would turn in the chocolate milk. Well, I

1001
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: was a Coco Puff's house, not a Coco Pebbles. My

1002
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: mama didn't really let me eat a whole lot. My

1003
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: grandmother let me kind of run free. My mama was

1004
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: always like, we're getting honey out cheerios and corn flakes,

1005
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 1: corns and regular cheerios.

1006
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 3: That's two and two.

1007
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: That were you on punishment? That's just what they would

1008
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: everybody had at least now and again.

1009
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,760
Speaker 3: Everybody had diabetes.

1010
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: I used to drink hot sauce. That's another hood, right, Alice,

1011
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,759
Speaker 1: I used to drink hot Do you wait so long

1012
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: to tell us that you.

1013
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 3: Talking about cities?

1014
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: Period?

1015
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 3: Beat juice? You was drinking hot?

1016
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: So I used to drink hot sauce when I was

1017
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: a kid. It was good.

1018
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 3: No, No, you needed a hug, my friend. That's why

1019
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 3: is good. That's why to hot sauce and red hot,

1020
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 3: red hots really good.

1021
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: Franks, Did you used to drink hot sauce?

1022
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 3: No? No, no, I've put a hot sauce on the

1023
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 3: on popcorn?

1024
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: Was I mean? Was? I was y'all left at home alone? Like?

1025
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 3: I had siblings, So my mom would leave us like and.

1026
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: Run out and do were you left at home alone?

1027
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 3: They wouldn't know.

1028
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: I was not a left I was a latch key kid.

1029
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 3: I was only child.

1030
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, so oh another hood? This is a so

1031
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 1: I was really a hood raight this is see. Okay, okay,

1032
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: we're excited about this latch key. This one time during

1033
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: last key me, I had this best friend. She was

1034
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: also my first kiss. Ev This is this what does

1035
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: this is interesting though, because I used to live in Ipsilanti,

1036
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 1: Michigan for like two and a half years. It's where

1037
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: it's where you have University of Michigan is. It's also

1038
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: where eastern Michigan. It's anywhere near. It's like forty five

1039
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: minutes away from the Traita. So my mother was going

1040
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: back to school, and so we lived there for a

1041
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 1: period of time. But it's a very diverse place.

1042
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 3: Like white We're trying to tell you, nobody cares.

1043
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: We don't need to coordinates. Come on, it's a very

1044
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 1: diverse So I was so I was coming from Detroit

1045
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: very young and living there with all these like white kids,

1046
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: Indian kids met it was this was my first time

1047
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: being exposed to those kind of kids. Okay, So, uh,

1048
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: Evie was missed. She was black and white was men.

1049
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: It was my friend, my first kiss and everything.

1050
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 2: Okay, like a black man, your first kiss was a

1051
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 2: mixed black woman.

1052
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: I mean, you can see why. She was a bit

1053
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 1: more quiet.

1054
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 3: To say that you're trying to say that the more.

1055
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: Pure black woman, I just.

1056
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 3: Loud, loud, pure loud, mean black.

1057
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: What you're talking about.

1058
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 2: Your mama is a black woman, okay, al woman, ka

1059
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 2: black woman.

1060
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: Okay s So you make she had a black mama,

1061
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: white daddy. Sure good for her, yeah, okay yeah. But

1062
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: so at latch key once, uh, she wouldn't let me

1063
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: like copy off of like a drawing that she was drawing.

1064
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: And so I was mad about that and I wrote

1065
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: on a piece of paper and gave it to her.

1066
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: I wrote B I C H. And I gave it

1067
00:48:57,640 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: to her so.

1068
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 3: You can do math. It's not the last key.

1069
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: Teacher was like yeah the last inside It was like,

1070
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: sure is dumb. This is pretty close. I'm telling you

1071
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: right now. Wow. But I was like I was that.

1072
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,919
Speaker 1: I was like second, it was like second or third

1073
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 1: rde Yeah, how old were you, bro?

1074
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 2: I feel like seven eight. That's around the time you

1075
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 2: got jipped on that change too. They should have sat

1076
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 2: you down and read you some books.

1077
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 1: I don't know how to read.

1078
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 3: Murray, pull out a book.

1079
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:33,959
Speaker 1: Oh you'll hear. You'll hear how good I can read.

1080
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: On the National Lampool Radio our podcast, read my ass off.

1081
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: I wasn't worried enough to be plucked.

1082
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I let's go even read what's next to the sixteen?

1083
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:52,280
Speaker 1: Right here, let's hear a hood and they said onto

1084
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: him behold now this dick.

1085
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's back there in first kid.

1086
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: Sixteen you were you it's a beach. That was some

1087
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 1: hood that was so.

1088
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 3: Speaking of you know, more hood red things.

1089
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 4: So I feel like hood reds have the best pussy,

1090
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 4: the best puss.

1091
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 3: Say, sex game is tight, right, they get what they want.

1092
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 3: I don't think they slave, not like like.

1093
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: I did lose my straight virginity to her. Oh I

1094
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: lost my straight virginity. Took it about no, no, no,

1095
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: she no. So this is what happened. I lost my

1096
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,959
Speaker 1: virginity in the project.

1097
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 3: Anyways that he was, he got molested. She took it.

1098
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 1: We were the same age.

1099
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 3: So did you give it? Did she take it?

1100
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 1: Well, this is what happened. Okay, it was in the

1101
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: basement of the projects where my.

1102
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 3: Family definitely took it.

1103
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: She took This is what happened. Like I sat on

1104
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: the couch and she got on top. I'm like sixteen,

1105
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

1106
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 3: What did I say, Sydney, what did I want to

1107
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 3: tell this story?

1108
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: But then my cousins, all of my male cousins and

1109
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: my friends that I was hanging out with that summer,

1110
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: all bum rushed downstairs to the basement and like turned

1111
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 1: the light on and she was like it like it

1112
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,959
Speaker 1: like scarred me. It's scaring way.

1113
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait, So she was riding you and

1114
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 2: they came back something was happening.

1115
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: They were like, were We're not gonna fuck with you?

1116
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: They was like saying, no, are we not gonna fuck

1117
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: with you? Go go ahead do your thing, and they all

1118
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: almost immediately came downstairs.

1119
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 3: They stopted you from getting sexually assaulted?

1120
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: Wasn't it being assaulted? Having said where she touched you,

1121
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: we were the same agent, both were. We were both

1122
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: willing participants.

1123
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 4: But you didn't know what you were doing. You didn't

1124
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 4: know what you're doing. You didn't know what she knew

1125
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 4: what she was doing. She sure didn't know what you

1126
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:50,959
Speaker 4: were doing.

1127
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 3: So that is sexual assault.

1128
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,400
Speaker 6: It's very consitual.

1129
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what.

1130
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna the sun. She's saying that you special.

1131
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 2: You needed an aide to say you were okay with

1132
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 2: what was happening.

1133
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: I was okay with it. I just wasn't okay with

1134
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 1: my cousins all storming down the stairs.

1135
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 3: She was she naked or she just took her parents.

1136
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 1: She had her bra.

1137
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 3: Still, that's good rat tendencies right there. We never take

1138
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 3: our bras off.

1139
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 2: She had her five to twenty five Victoria's super bra

1140
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 2: on her Joe boxer bra where the bra strap's dirty.

1141
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:30,240
Speaker 4: They especially in the summertime, they have those maxi dresses

1142
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 4: and them dirty bra straps and then no panties.

1143
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,839
Speaker 1: No, I'll tell you the name when we when we

1144
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: come off, I mean, don't mean the name we can

1145
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: cut it.

1146
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 3: Was it Megan the Stallion?

1147
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: Well it's a nick it's actually a nickname, so that

1148
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: I guess that doesn't county, Okay, what's the nickname?

1149
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 2: Definitely took It wasn't a version of that Base News

1150
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 2: began since she was twelve.

1151
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, that wasn't her first rodeo on the BA based kids.

1152
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. I lost my virginity in the Project basement, my straight,

1153
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: my straight virginity, my gay virginity, A lot more dignity.

1154
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 3: Okay about it? On a bed.

1155
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 1: There was my home, my parents home, when my my

1156
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,439
Speaker 1: parents were gone in my bed.

1157
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 3: You cut school.

1158
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: There's a me I did cut school. How did you know?

1159
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 2: Because I could tell by the way that you can't

1160
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 2: do math or read the.

1161
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: School. Wow, wait till you I was in high school.

1162
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 3: You had your own room.

1163
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 1: My parents were My parents were taking like a trip

1164
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 1: to Chicago, and I was driving to school at this point,

1165
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: so they were like, you could take yourself to school.

1166
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 1: But ago, I was like sixteen, So wait, you lost

1167
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: your straight virginity at sixteen and you're gay Virginia sixteen.

1168
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: I want to say, maybe that was a crazy year.

1169
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: It was like fifty It was like that fifteen sixteen.

1170
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: The girl she was like that was like fifteen maybe fifteen,

1171
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: and I was sixteen the next year for that, So

1172
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 1: you waited a year to be gad.

1173
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 3: Traumatized.

1174
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: Had to get that woman off of me, Like, yeah, okay.

1175
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 3: Not that you had had sex with a woman, that is, she.

1176
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: Wasn't the only one that I had sex with a

1177
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 1: woman in carloge to oh after you had had to fine? Yeah,

1178
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: it was fine.

1179
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:09,760
Speaker 6: Were bottoming the first time or topping?

1180
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 3: M hm, I'm gonna say he was key got bottomed.

1181
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: I think we did. I think I did both. We

1182
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 1: were both like kind of just flip flopping.

1183
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 3: It was that's.

1184
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:22,919
Speaker 2: Nasty, that's not I can't say that, that's not type.

1185
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,280
Speaker 2: You could be homophobic and racist.

1186
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: Is homophobic racist?

1187
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 5: Racist?

1188
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: And but homophobic goes first because that's you know, but

1189
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,879
Speaker 1: that's just who I'm I'm verse.

1190
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 3: Are you guys? Are you guys wiping off the penises? Like,

1191
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 3: what's going on?

1192
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: Who was wiping off anything? Sex?

1193
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 3: Wiping off the penises?

1194
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: You can tell you ain't the man in a long time.

1195
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 3: And I'm proud of that.

1196
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: Deep in the lesbian waters.

1197
00:54:56,239 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 2: Drowning in them, she was rolling in the deep. Okay,

1198
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 2: lesbian four.

1199
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 1: Times, she got a pension. Now lesbian.

1200
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 3: She's on the board of Gates Christian Honey, he incorporated.

1201
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I've always been like that. I haven't been

1202
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:18,840
Speaker 1: just like one position. I don't have like a favorite anything.

1203
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 2: And yet look at Andrew, Andrew, you are just one position.

1204
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 1: Just and that's good, that's good for some people. I

1205
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: had a moment, I had a.

1206
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 3: Moment like one position in sex, like he only likes

1207
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 3: the one.

1208
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: I mean I had, I had a moment. I had

1209
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: a moment in time.

1210
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm only a bottom.

1211
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I was just saying that he only likes

1212
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 3: missionary just the one.

1213
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: Some people who lie people who are like the favorite.

1214
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Andrew Is, is Alex your type because you

1215
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 4: said you like Justy Blacks.

1216
00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: I'm but I got your march on.

1217
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 3: That was a Sydney sney An original.

1218
00:55:58,680 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: I want to.

1219
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 3: I love this podcast too much.

1220
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: Stupid.

1221
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 3: It's the dumbest thing. Oh my god.

1222
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 1: No. I mean a lot of people lie though about

1223
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:14,600
Speaker 1: being Like They'll say I'm a top, or they'll say

1224
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 1: like I'm a verse toughest, Like no, nigga, you bought me.

1225
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: I don't claim I'm like. I do whatever I need

1226
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 1: to do for the person that I'm with. That's how

1227
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: I've always been, because I mean it, I like it

1228
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 1: either way.

1229
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,680
Speaker 3: But other people very in touch with your sexuality.

1230
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I am a whole friend. Like when

1231
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: I was living in Harlem, who.

1232
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 3: I heard that the dudes up there is very beautiful.

1233
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 1: But this was this is you know, I've been living

1234
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn for like three four years now, but.

1235
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 3: So you're not anymore.

1236
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,919
Speaker 1: I'm doing more dating than just like outright sex now.

1237
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 1: Like when I first got here, I was like because

1238
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: I used to live by, like in Harlem, by this club,

1239
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 1: this gay club, and so I wouldn't go. I would

1240
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: like be like on the app and see niggas like nearby.

1241
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you must be at the club. I like, yeah,

1242
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: I'm like are you here. I'm like, no, I'm in

1243
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 1: my bed. He's like, why you're not the club. I'm like,

1244
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,600
Speaker 1: I don't need the club. I'm like, I can bring

1245
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:09,359
Speaker 1: the club to my house.

1246
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 3: So he was like, are you changing your dirty sheets?

1247
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 3: Let's talk about it.

1248
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:14,720
Speaker 1: I have multiple I have a lot of bed.

1249
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 3: But when you had when you was in Harlem.

1250
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 1: I have a lot of my family would my mom

1251
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: always like sends me like bending and stuff like that.

1252
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 3: Mama, know you are shout out, shout out to Capri

1253
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 3: out here doing the lord's work.

1254
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: I changed my sheets of maybe like every two weeks.

1255
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 3: Andrew, howten you change your sheets two weeks?

1256
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 1: The comforter, the comforter not so much, but like this,

1257
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: but the fitted sheet. Yeah, we were cleaning.

1258
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 3: And the loose sheet is the other sheet called a

1259
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 3: loose sheet.

1260
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: It's just just a sheet.

1261
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 2: I don't I don't use that. I just I just

1262
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 2: do the flat. I do the flat and then I

1263
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 2: do the douvet with the cover on top.

1264
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't do I don't do the flat sheet.

1265
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 1: I don't really make my bed as much as I should.

1266
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 3: Though, But you change your sheets every two weeks.

1267
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: But I don't make my bed.

1268
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 3: You just got to pull that top sheet or the

1269
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 3: top she.

1270
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: But everything else be, you know, But I do. I do,

1271
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: like when company's coming over, like because I'm not junkie,

1272
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: I just have a lot of clothes everywhere. So it's

1273
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: not like trash and papers and garbage. It's just like clothes.

1274
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 1: So but when company come over, I'll just like you know,

1275
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 1: throw shit into the closet and like throw the sheet

1276
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: over just to make it look nice like a candle,

1277
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 1: you know. So the thin yea, your.

1278
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 3: Apartment looks cute in the instant stories. You got a

1279
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 3: kitchen and the living room and a hallway. You got

1280
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:28,959
Speaker 3: a washroom dryer.

1281
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 1: No, I used to in my over and I had

1282
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: to wash and dryer in the basement.

1283
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:35,240
Speaker 3: But I mean it's not but where it's the snoopy.

1284
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: The laundry is. It's actually like right around the corner

1285
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: from you. No, No, the place that you always that

1286
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: you see when I get dropped off when we in

1287
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: a card together. That's where I live now. Yeah, but

1288
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: I used to live in another place around a corner

1289
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 1: that had a place.

1290
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 3: Wait did it the one that I went to that

1291
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 3: had the long hallway?

1292
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: Uh? That was temporary.

1293
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 3: This conversation feels very neat.

1294
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: Are we talking about? No idea what you're talking about?

1295
00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 3: It just wants you to brag up by having a washroom.

1296
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: I used to have one.

1297
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 3: I want to quiz you on some stuff. Can we

1298
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 3: do that?

1299
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 1: Oh?

1300
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 7: Wow?

1301
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 2: Even that in a moment, you know. But also I'm

1302
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 2: going to try to answer some questions you can defer

1303
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 2: to me.

1304
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: I feel like there's always like a good hood rat

1305
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: lyric or whatnot? Okay that like bitches are screaming out

1306
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,919
Speaker 1: at the clerb when it comes on. I have got

1307
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: into a fight at during If you buck once, that

1308
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: is what.

1309
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 3: You would find.

1310
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all you're fighting.

1311
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 4: I wouldn't call her hood rat, but I feel like

1312
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 4: she has like a lot of hood rat anthem anthems.

1313
00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,480
Speaker 4: So I want I'm going to say this lyric and

1314
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 4: you tell me who it is. I got land in Switzerland.

1315
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 4: I even got sand in the Maryland.

1316
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the.

1317
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: That's big, that's big mama thing, right. I used to

1318
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: be scared of the day. Now ship handle it like

1319
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 1: a real big Yeah. She only saw albums with that

1320
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,640
Speaker 1: new new album, nobody.

1321
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 3: Was waiting for that, so she went wood. She went wood.

1322
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: You know.

1323
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 3: I want to get a green juice in my neighborhood

1324
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:21,919
Speaker 3: the other day and there was this.

1325
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 2: Big first of all, they opened mad late and when

1326
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 2: I got there, Uh, it was this big ass dude

1327
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,560
Speaker 2: behind the counter that was making my avocado rap. And

1328
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 2: he said that he's Little Kim's bodyguard, like security. And

1329
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 2: I was like, why are you making my spinach trap?

1330
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 1: Let's not be making that much money.

1331
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,800
Speaker 3: Well, I mean she only saw a thousand hours. I

1332
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 3: have another lyric for.

1333
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 4: You, okay, all right, Uh well they're always talking about

1334
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:56,280
Speaker 4: their money. Stones make it quick, then slow head by

1335
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 4: the nightstand like lightning.

1336
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 3: I want to know what m hmm.

1337
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: There's always one part of it. And I'm like, yo,

1338
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: you carry I'm single again. You know how they do

1339
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: see you with another man? Now? They won't you back

1340
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: my ass still fact Nate check it for me and

1341
01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 1: never will you find another bitch like me?

1342
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 2: But we had it's like Jay and bon rats love

1343
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 2: comparing their raggedy love to jay Z and Beyonce. That

1344
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 2: is something that is a fact, that's that's true, that's

1345
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:36,360
Speaker 2: factual actual.

1346
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: I mean I always I can just always appreciate Southern

1347
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 1: I love Southern hood rights too. I like that, Like

1348
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,800
Speaker 1: you know Crime, the girls from Crime, I mean, they're

1349
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 1: they're literally the only reason anybody knows that song in Crime,

1350
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:56,960
Speaker 1: rob only. No, no, no, okay, no.

1351
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 3: Are you're not iving with that at all?

1352
01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 1: No? I like Nikki, but barbs are obnoxious people. They

1353
01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 1: are the most obnoxious, most horrific people on the planet.

1354
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 2: And they really you know, sometimes you are what you

1355
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 2: stand for, you know. Oh wow, wow, I'm just saying.

1356
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:15,040
Speaker 3: I'm just saying.

1357
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 2: Word on the street is Nicki Minaj is very difficult

1358
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 2: to work with.

1359
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 3: She's not a nice person.

1360
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 1: I went on a date with a barb. I went

1361
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 1: on a date. I didn't realize he was a barb

1362
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: until like he was like a white barb. And I

1363
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 1: had like made a joke about her, like during drinks,

1364
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: and he like I had to like take pause and

1365
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,960
Speaker 1: I was like, oh are you like And he's like,

1366
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 1: I I'm like, oh no, this date is I'm glad

1367
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 1: I didn't work out. I mean he might have had

1368
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: an understand had it on this like an understand this

1369
01:02:55,360 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 1: is like last year, and he was like so put

1370
01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 1: off by my comments about her. I was I always

1371
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 1: just telling Okay, So so last year, I think you

1372
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: remember this because I had I had wrote this tweet

1373
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 1: about Nicki Minaj because her album had came out and

1374
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 1: then it was at number two, and so the tweet

1375
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 1: was like God, God, God, uh finally God, I wish

1376
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 1: I could remember it. It was something about like, finally,

1377
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 1: Nicki Minaj fans have something that's number two that can

1378
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,600
Speaker 1: go with their number two pencils. She was selling book bags,

1379
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 1: so she was like, oh yeah, a number something else

1380
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: number two besides pencils can go into their book bags.

1381
01:03:30,320 --> 01:03:34,040
Speaker 1: And so it took off, like the tweet like took off.

1382
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 1: But all of the barbs like were in my comments,

1383
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: like calling me calling me your broadcast Bryson Taylor.

1384
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 3: Taylor though that's a compliment.

1385
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 1: I said, I look like a sloth. They were I

1386
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 1: had to run I had to run down in my

1387
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: bio of like my job and shit like that, and

1388
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: they were like that's why, y'all show got canceled. You're

1389
01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 1: not fun, you're not famous. I'm like, that wasn't my shall.

1390
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 3: They were lying.

1391
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:04,320
Speaker 1: That's how slow they are.

1392
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 3: I have more lyrics for you.

1393
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:11,000
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm ready for the Let's get it on. MCS

1394
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 4: want to eat me, but it's Ramadan. Peep me at

1395
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 4: the arm when it's ice, it's ice. When you're right,

1396
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,439
Speaker 4: you're right, I'm right. When you're wrong, you're wrong.

1397
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm just the beat. Here's this one.

1398
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 3: He's wanting to eat me like I'm Ramen.

1399
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds like Nikki but no, no, Let's

1400
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 1: get it on.

1401
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:33,640
Speaker 4: MCS want to eat me, but it's Ramadan. Peep me

1402
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 4: on the arm when it's ice, it's ice. When I'm right,

1403
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 4: He's want to write.

1404
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 3: Makes me feel like it's an.

1405
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:47,640
Speaker 1: Older when you're wrong, you're a Foxy as older. I

1406
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 1: was like, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, so I another

1407
01:04:56,600 --> 01:05:01,800
Speaker 1: hood rest story relative to let to Foxy Brown.

1408
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,880
Speaker 3: So I was what was her what's her name? Oh?

1409
01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 3: What is Foxy's real name?

1410
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 1: Inga? I saw Inga at her gay at the same

1411
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 1: gay club that I used to pull dudes from at

1412
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 1: the apartment that I lived around corner from Foxy Brown

1413
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 1: was doing a performance there and she fell on stage.

1414
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 1: I was sitting I was when I tell you, I

1415
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 1: was sitting right beside. There's a video of it on YouTube,

1416
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 1: falling on stage in New York City and I was

1417
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 1: sitting right there. So this recent, yo, no, this had

1418
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: to be like twenty thirteen, twenty four.

1419
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,640
Speaker 3: Because she just got booed off stage recently.

1420
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 1: She don't be having the best look at all, poor thing.

1421
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:45,720
Speaker 1: But she fell off stage. And so what was so

1422
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,320
Speaker 1: crazy about that night? It was Gay Pride, So like

1423
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,360
Speaker 1: the party was going on until like six or seven

1424
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:52,400
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. So we getting we all like

1425
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,720
Speaker 1: letting out of the club and she's stumbling out of

1426
01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 1: the club and when I tell you her people had

1427
01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 1: to redirect her. She almost walked downstairs into the one

1428
01:06:01,240 --> 01:06:06,080
Speaker 1: train and they were like, Sish, you live in Jersey.

1429
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 1: She had to be redirected to her car service, like

1430
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: she was gonna take the train. Okay, Jesse, someonlect what

1431
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:17,080
Speaker 1: that's a that's a hood is a hood?

1432
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 3: Some elect some.

1433
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:25,160
Speaker 2: Smoothly, some elect Well, anybody who eats subway sandwich?

1434
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 4: Can you name a couple of like cuisine? Hood wreck cuisine?

1435
01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:35,320
Speaker 1: We got we got hot cheetos. Yeah, of course, ramen

1436
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:39,479
Speaker 1: noodles and flavor of ramen. Well, I am a fan.

1437
01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of the beef flavor frames chicken pretty

1438
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 1: on the base. I don't use the packet, but what's

1439
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:48,720
Speaker 1: the what's the I don't want to use what's the

1440
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna use it the phrase because it's it's it's

1441
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:54,560
Speaker 1: almost offensive. I think it's on the package.

1442
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:57,840
Speaker 3: Right, there's a flavor.

1443
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,440
Speaker 1: There's never to me, there's never any way to say oriental,

1444
01:07:01,120 --> 01:07:04,240
Speaker 1: say oriental because it's a real word, like for but

1445
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: can someone oriental?

1446
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:06,919
Speaker 5: You can't.

1447
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 3: But the packet do say oriental on it?

1448
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:12,600
Speaker 1: Right? It does. I was just like making sure you

1449
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: say say it and then what else? Oh, but to

1450
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 1: see if you go do you can't just do rhymen noodles.

1451
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,600
Speaker 1: You have to put lowry seasoning salt in it too.

1452
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:25,920
Speaker 3: I've never had that before.

1453
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:26,640
Speaker 1: You should do that.

1454
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:32,120
Speaker 2: Hypertension on it's putting that packet that comes in the bag.

1455
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 2: That's what's like that MSG that is in that That's

1456
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 2: what's gonna give you hypertension?

1457
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:36,600
Speaker 3: Friend?

1458
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,920
Speaker 1: What else is like a hood thing? I mean anything

1459
01:07:41,440 --> 01:07:45,840
Speaker 1: like steak, pepper, steak, anything, well done pepper steak with

1460
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:48,400
Speaker 1: like the with the bell peppers with like that. That's

1461
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:51,200
Speaker 1: every time I would go see my family in the projects,

1462
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: they were making pepper steak with like the bridge, the

1463
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,600
Speaker 1: bridge card program and ship.

1464
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 3: Like they love a one steak. I feel like they

1465
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 3: love like a nugget or a file at.

1466
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: Anything from the frozen food guys. I feel like I

1467
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 1: just had Popeyes like the other day, and like I.

1468
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,720
Speaker 2: Haven't been to Popeye's since my birthday last year. I mean,

1469
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:18,200
Speaker 2: I'm not about to die over no fake as chicken.

1470
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with these people, but

1471
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,800
Speaker 1: like every time I go there from my when I

1472
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:24,479
Speaker 1: was going there, it was very peaceful. The line was orderly.

1473
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 1: I got a really boozy Popeye. Where the is this

1474
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:31,080
Speaker 1: pope is at It's right around the corner from my place.

1475
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,479
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean that the lines were clear. They

1476
01:08:33,560 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 1: call your name, they don't they call they call your

1477
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:38,840
Speaker 1: initials A. They were like, hey e. I'm like, oh, yeah,

1478
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 1: that's me, that's my son Chick fil A. I know

1479
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:41,960
Speaker 1: they don't do that.

1480
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:45,439
Speaker 3: I feel like brown fried Chicken is or Kennedy Fried.

1481
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 1: With but see, I didn't have that growing up, but

1482
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:49,559
Speaker 1: I could see where that would be, how that would

1483
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,559
Speaker 1: be the hood rat staple in New York City. It's

1484
01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:52,479
Speaker 1: not that good to me, though.

1485
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 3: No, none of that food that you're talking about is good.

1486
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,400
Speaker 1: I mean it's so bad. I mean, Ramen noodles.

1487
01:08:58,040 --> 01:08:59,479
Speaker 3: Is not good for you. Jump you can just go

1488
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 3: to a Raymen place.

1489
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:04,519
Speaker 1: I mean, good for you is different from good. No,

1490
01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: I mean when I'm reason after I smoked a little

1491
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:19,719
Speaker 1: that hitting, friend.

1492
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:23,560
Speaker 2: The only reason, you know, the only reason I have

1493
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 2: robbed in my house is so when Sydney comes to

1494
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:26,840
Speaker 2: my house, you can ignore all of my fruits and

1495
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,080
Speaker 2: vegetables and just eat.

1496
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,160
Speaker 1: See there you're back, friend.

1497
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what else?

1498
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,759
Speaker 1: I feel like? What else we could together?

1499
01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:37,240
Speaker 3: We can always do it. It's good.

1500
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:41,320
Speaker 1: We'll always have like a now later pair O now

1501
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:47,639
Speaker 1: weird way way a pause? Is it now and later

1502
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:51,160
Speaker 1: or is it not later? Because not later is hot

1503
01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 1: now later? I thought it was now. I thought they

1504
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:56,800
Speaker 1: were an hour later. Now and later? I say, nour

1505
01:09:56,920 --> 01:10:00,240
Speaker 1: later later? I said, No, I don't eat those true

1506
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,400
Speaker 1: hood rats say nohlator, Well, I don't say that. No

1507
01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 1: lators Boston beans would the candy.

1508
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:10,240
Speaker 2: Boston beans candy, flower seeds.

1509
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 1: Here's and they eat the shell.

1510
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,880
Speaker 3: Got thet on. I feel like real hood rats leave

1511
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:19,920
Speaker 3: the shells on the train.

1512
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:26,719
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like it out. That's ghetto.

1513
01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 3: That's different from that. That's the hood rats. Hood rats

1514
01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 3: are ghetto. No they are not, Yes they are.

1515
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1516
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:36,639
Speaker 2: You don't think rats are ghetto. I think all hood

1517
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:37,360
Speaker 2: rats are ghetto.

1518
01:10:37,439 --> 01:10:41,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, it sounds very classes whatever. She's

1519
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:43,800
Speaker 1: wearing a blue blazer and blue pants. It's a suit,

1520
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:47,160
Speaker 1: cyst Listen if you there's a spectrum of hood rad

1521
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:47,439
Speaker 1: you know.

1522
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 3: Yes, I feel like if you're a hood rat, your ghetto.

1523
01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:52,080
Speaker 1: But there's a spectrum you can be. You can be

1524
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,519
Speaker 1: classy and still be a hood raight.

1525
01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:56,520
Speaker 3: No, the word hood rat implies no class.

1526
01:10:56,760 --> 01:10:57,240
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1527
01:10:57,439 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 3: It's like, well, she's a hoodrad because.

1528
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,559
Speaker 1: It's not something because something like I don't know from

1529
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,280
Speaker 1: where I come from. A lot of hood reds. Got

1530
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:04,639
Speaker 1: really nice dining rooms.

1531
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 3: That's such a alex.

1532
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:13,360
Speaker 1: All the chairs, masks really good with the cord, do.

1533
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 3: They Everything was very tacky at Bob's furnitures.

1534
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:23,439
Speaker 1: No got good, we got good.

1535
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 3: We're not keeping this.

1536
01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:31,320
Speaker 1: Pourri shut up, pou pourri, I got in my place.

1537
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 1: Shut up, stop saying.

1538
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 3: Trying to fix it.

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01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:44,720
Speaker 2: Okay, So who what? What kind of music do you like?

1540
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,040
Speaker 2: Do hood Reds listen to?

1541
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 3: Besides?

1542
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,479
Speaker 1: Well, I have a very like bro I have a

1543
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:52,080
Speaker 1: very wide musical palette. So I mean I can't speak

1544
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:55,320
Speaker 1: for everybody. Okay, So you know I'm like, I'm a

1545
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:58,439
Speaker 1: I'm a hip hop R and obviously like women in rap.

1546
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 1: You know how you feel about Meghan Meghan? I like Meghan.

1547
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,200
Speaker 1: I like her. I love Cash Doll.

1548
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:07,320
Speaker 3: Okay, she's from Detroit.

1549
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 1: I love gorgeous. I love Cash Doll. What other women

1550
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 1: in rap like? Rap City? She's talented. Nikki's fine, she

1551
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,360
Speaker 1: just needs she needs to really like, get some rest,

1552
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:22,519
Speaker 1: get some rested. She needed. She need to just get pregnant.

1553
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:23,759
Speaker 3: I thought she was pregnant.

1554
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:24,719
Speaker 1: She needs to get pregnant.

1555
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,479
Speaker 3: I know she just got married, but I don't think

1556
01:12:27,479 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 3: she needs.

1557
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 1: To just go ahead and lay up for a bit

1558
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:32,080
Speaker 1: and just let other people just do their thing right now.

1559
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 1: Cardi's Cardi's fine. I like Cardi a lot.

1560
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:35,160
Speaker 3: She's fun.

1561
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:38,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's fun. She's a fun gal. Uh and a

1562
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:42,080
Speaker 1: lot of like male hip hop ah, who's rapping? I

1563
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:43,280
Speaker 1: mean I like Migos.

1564
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:46,600
Speaker 3: I like Migos, anything that's on Spotify.

1565
01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:49,960
Speaker 1: Ra I love Drake, hood Rats love Drake, and I

1566
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 1: do love Rats do love. I still want to fuck

1567
01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,280
Speaker 1: Drake like I want.

1568
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,719
Speaker 3: I mean, put it on your vision board, friends, I.

1569
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:58,920
Speaker 1: Really want to Andrew wants to know. I think he's gay.

1570
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:02,360
Speaker 1: But I do think that there's a certain level of

1571
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:06,240
Speaker 1: like when every woman, for the most part, wants you,

1572
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:08,559
Speaker 1: like when you're so sought after, it's kind of like, well,

1573
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:11,479
Speaker 1: who else, what else am I going to do? So?

1574
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 1: And I mean I have, but I have and I

1575
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:16,240
Speaker 1: have slept with my share of straight men, you know,

1576
01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 1: in the past. I mean straight because I mean there

1577
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,240
Speaker 1: are some dudes on my Facebook that I've slept with

1578
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 1: that have full families, married wife and kids, and tell

1579
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:35,960
Speaker 1: us you're not going to do that in New York.

1580
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,639
Speaker 1: One of them is in New York, but the other one,

1581
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,320
Speaker 1: all the rest of them are like from Michigan.

1582
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,000
Speaker 3: They have full on families, do they? And they do

1583
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 3: they know about this or that?

1584
01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 1: I mean, it was it wasn't while they were in

1585
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:45,760
Speaker 1: that relationship.

1586
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:49,120
Speaker 3: It was like back It sounds like the way you

1587
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:50,280
Speaker 3: said it before that.

1588
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:56,840
Speaker 1: I've never you're a homeworker, which is very hood up

1589
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 1: with a married man once, but he told me that

1590
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,840
Speaker 1: he was married after we hooked up. Like I didn't

1591
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:04,280
Speaker 1: see the picture. I didn't see the pictures. I didn't

1592
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,880
Speaker 1: notice the pictures in his house. He had pictures of

1593
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 1: his like him and his wife in the house, but

1594
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 1: I didn't see that. I went straight to the bedroom. Okay,

1595
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:15,560
Speaker 1: well that's what you check everything. Okay, lift every voice

1596
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:21,320
Speaker 1: so you that means you had a situation always looking around. Okay,

1597
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 1: you should be aware, ye, Because I was telling him,

1598
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, dude, we gotta use a condom, like

1599
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 1: I was. I wasn't forcing that, and afterwards he was like,

1600
01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:30,720
Speaker 1: you know, you don't have to worry about it. I'm

1601
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:33,000
Speaker 1: clean and I have a wife. That's how he told me.

1602
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,840
Speaker 1: Just because you have a wife, that doesn't mean you

1603
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:41,120
Speaker 1: can't give me something.

1604
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:43,800
Speaker 3: It doesn't mean that you can't give him something.

1605
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 1: I can't because he didn't know that. He didn't when

1606
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:52,920
Speaker 1: he was anche. I get checked like every six months,

1607
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:53,320
Speaker 1: good for.

1608
01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:55,320
Speaker 3: You, it should be every three months, it should be more.

1609
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,519
Speaker 1: I got that kind of time.

1610
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:01,080
Speaker 3: Trying to get some diptive you got time to get

1611
01:15:01,040 --> 01:15:03,080
Speaker 3: to get.

1612
01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 1: I did catch I caught one s T D and

1613
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:05,360
Speaker 1: I changed my life.

1614
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:06,160
Speaker 3: What s TD was it?

1615
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,160
Speaker 1: Uh?

1616
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,960
Speaker 3: Well that's classic way.

1617
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:15,639
Speaker 1: But wait, there's the hood right icing on the cake.

1618
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:18,040
Speaker 3: Friend, that's the top of CD.

1619
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:18,719
Speaker 5: Fine.

1620
01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,760
Speaker 1: No, here's the hood RD icing on the cake of

1621
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:24,679
Speaker 1: that story. Because I caught gnery in college my final

1622
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:28,000
Speaker 1: year while I was working at McDonald's. You got it

1623
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,120
Speaker 1: from McDonald's.

1624
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,679
Speaker 3: It's in the purpose, it's it's what you ordered fish filet.

1625
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,559
Speaker 1: No I was. I was working at McDonald's. And there's

1626
01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 1: no you that was rock That was that was rock bottom.

1627
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:44,200
Speaker 5: You got is not rock Bob, Yes it is.

1628
01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: But to catch you while you're working at McDonald's.

1629
01:15:47,479 --> 01:15:50,519
Speaker 6: You caught it by the time in my life that

1630
01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:53,760
Speaker 6: was Devin's ones s T D if you recall as well, and.

1631
01:15:53,880 --> 01:16:00,320
Speaker 1: That's had to get a shot in my butt. That's

1632
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:02,200
Speaker 1: how you got then. I had to get a shot

1633
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:05,479
Speaker 1: in my No. I got it from topping. I got

1634
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:08,479
Speaker 1: Gtnery from toping. Almost it almost kept me from topping

1635
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 1: ever again. I was like, you know what, fuck this,

1636
01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 1: these holes are filthy. I'm never putting my dick in

1637
01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:14,000
Speaker 1: anyone ever again. So I'm gonna let them put their

1638
01:16:14,040 --> 01:16:17,760
Speaker 1: dirty dick in me. Well, that don't seem celeb I

1639
01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:21,519
Speaker 1: gotta get pleased somehow, you know. Just but I taught

1640
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:22,760
Speaker 1: me a lesson. I was like, don't be out here.

1641
01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:27,360
Speaker 3: Where's that Bible that I was just you're a complete heathen.

1642
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:32,120
Speaker 1: And on that note, Alex Christian, Oh yes you are,

1643
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:34,400
Speaker 1: but heathen as well. I'm a good Christian gay.

1644
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:38,080
Speaker 4: Please plug everything because the people need to know where

1645
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:39,160
Speaker 4: you're gonna be, what you're doing.

1646
01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:42,400
Speaker 1: All right, well you can. You can follow me on

1647
01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:46,719
Speaker 1: Instagram Alex English. The E in English is a three

1648
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:48,040
Speaker 1: and I post all.

1649
01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:49,920
Speaker 3: The very because he still don't know how to do man,

1650
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,240
Speaker 3: it was taken.

1651
01:16:55,880 --> 01:17:01,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but no or Alex Englishcomedy dot com. I'm doing

1652
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:06,240
Speaker 1: shows all across New York and monthly my Twitter, Oh

1653
01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:08,200
Speaker 1: I have a monthly that's right. My Twitter is also

1654
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 1: Alex English. THEE is the three. My monthly show Come

1655
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:17,559
Speaker 1: to the Jane Hotel December second. It's the Dad Comedy

1656
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:23,760
Speaker 1: Show eight o'clock starring me, Devin Walker and Gary Richardson.

1657
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:27,479
Speaker 1: It's a great lineup. These two wonderful people have done it. Yes,

1658
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:32,600
Speaker 1: Sydney bled all over the state I love it and

1659
01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:36,800
Speaker 1: uh oh and listen to the National Lampoon Radio Hour

1660
01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:42,520
Speaker 1: on the Forever Dark Fucking Network. The Jumbo Sember nineteenth

1661
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:46,679
Speaker 1: is when the first episode airs. Love It, are talented.

1662
01:17:46,720 --> 01:17:49,160
Speaker 3: We're proud of you. I thank you for coming back,

1663
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 3: for doing it, thank you for sharing your truth.

1664
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:53,400
Speaker 1: I wish getting booked on this podcast where it's easy

1665
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,080
Speaker 1: for everything. I talked to you. I was like, I

1666
01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:58,599
Speaker 1: want to do the podcast again here. I am, well,

1667
01:17:58,600 --> 01:18:00,759
Speaker 1: that's because you need to be a keep a friend.

1668
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:02,120
Speaker 1: I get well, I feel like I.

1669
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:02,519
Speaker 3: Am, and.

1670
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:08,720
Speaker 2: Then people show up and they tell me their expertise,

1671
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:10,599
Speaker 2: and then people tell me I have an attitude because

1672
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 2: I don't like what they say.

1673
01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,240
Speaker 3: So you know whatever, you know, I'm not.

1674
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:14,680
Speaker 2: You're just trying to make sure that this is the

1675
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:16,639
Speaker 2: best podcast that it can possibly be.

1676
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:17,920
Speaker 1: You were trying to get me. Yah.

1677
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1678
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,240
Speaker 1: I had people talk people in my d M saying

1679
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:21,680
Speaker 1: that they heard me on you on the first time

1680
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:25,080
Speaker 1: I was on Yeah. Yeah. They were like they were like,

1681
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I heard about you. My friends at my

1682
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:29,040
Speaker 1: college told me that you were so funny on the

1683
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,360
Speaker 1: Unofficial Expert It was there with a question mark.

1684
01:18:31,479 --> 01:18:34,160
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, yeah. Before we go, I just

1685
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:34,960
Speaker 3: want to say one thing.

1686
01:18:35,200 --> 01:18:38,639
Speaker 2: Somebody sent me a comment after the last episode non

1687
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,240
Speaker 2: solo one that we put up, and it was the

1688
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:42,920
Speaker 2: our teaching expert and they said, that teacher.

1689
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:43,679
Speaker 3: Goes to my school.

1690
01:18:44,160 --> 01:18:46,120
Speaker 1: Oh wow, he's.

1691
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,679
Speaker 3: The sexy teacher at school.

1692
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:52,160
Speaker 2: Almost anyway, almost all of our gym staff has hu

1693
01:18:52,240 --> 01:18:53,679
Speaker 2: with students once they graduated.

1694
01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:58,719
Speaker 3: I don't know what anyway. I guess she's a gym teacher.

1695
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:00,479
Speaker 3: But Andrew is the sex y'all.

1696
01:19:00,479 --> 01:19:01,799
Speaker 1: I'm making the world smaller.

1697
01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:04,200
Speaker 4: That's it's really, it's really annoying and saning, and that's

1698
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,839
Speaker 4: why we stopped telling our business.

1699
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:06,200
Speaker 1: That's why.

1700
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:06,800
Speaker 3: That's why.

1701
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 1: Oh you say that after I.

1702
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:11,120
Speaker 3: Just shared all, yeah, you have no problem. That's fine.

1703
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 2: Guys, don't forget to rate and comment and subscribe. Don't

1704
01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:16,800
Speaker 2: forget that. We got a Patreon that we have been

1705
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,960
Speaker 2: recording and uploading episodes to.

1706
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:21,720
Speaker 3: Yes, Sydney. What else do you want to tell you?

1707
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,800
Speaker 4: We're going to be hosting one of Janelle James show

1708
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:28,479
Speaker 4: for the Janelle James Festival. It's going to be at

1709
01:19:28,479 --> 01:19:31,879
Speaker 4: the Bell House. It's from the fifth through the seventh.

1710
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:36,360
Speaker 4: We're doing the seventh Flute Out Show, The Flute Out Show.

1711
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,679
Speaker 5: This episode comes out December sixth.

1712
01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,640
Speaker 3: Our show is on the seventh. Our show is on

1713
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:42,760
Speaker 3: the seventh. So there's that. Look at that, look at us,

1714
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:47,000
Speaker 3: look at God. We're staying here. We'll be here. You know,

1715
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,320
Speaker 3: all the other comedians have been fluting.

1716
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:54,240
Speaker 2: It's like Jabouki and Yes and Ethan Simmons Patterson like,

1717
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:54,880
Speaker 2: I'm trying to.

1718
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,839
Speaker 1: Listen to Chicago, Chicago.

1719
01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:58,200
Speaker 3: I mean, we live here.

1720
01:19:58,400 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 1: It's the Chicago I know. She said. It's the shi

1721
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 1: Haigo edition the names you.

1722
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,519
Speaker 2: Guys, thank you so much for listening again. I am

1723
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:10,639
Speaker 2: sorry that I was late today. It will probably happen again,

1724
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:13,240
Speaker 2: but it's not what happened at this you know this

1725
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:16,880
Speaker 2: much time anyway, Follow Sydney, follow Alex, don't follow me. Uh,

1726
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:19,840
Speaker 2: thank you so much, Andrew. Anything you want to say

1727
01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:20,320
Speaker 2: before we go.

1728
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,880
Speaker 6: No, just follow me on Instagram. Oh g u I

1729
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:29,719
Speaker 6: underscore g u y. Thank you.

1730
01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:32,320
Speaker 2: People be like people, be like I love these three hopes.

1731
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:38,680
Speaker 2: See you in San Francisco.

1732
01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:44,360
Speaker 1: Yes, and Sketch, I'll be there too. The Lation the

1733
01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:46,720
Speaker 1: Radio Hour is going to be there too. We're gon

1734
01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:47,760
Speaker 1: best friends.

1735
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 3: What there you gonna be there?

1736
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:54,519
Speaker 1: I saw the paper I don't remember the date, but

1737
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:57,160
Speaker 1: I know I'll be there. I saw the paperwork.

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01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:01,439
Speaker 2: You will be there via skype cis anyway by than guys,

1739
01:21:01,479 --> 01:21:06,559
Speaker 2: so lovely, Thank you so much, Goodbye Forever.

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01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:11,160
Speaker 7: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:16,520
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01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:20,760
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