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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's offering a special just this month.

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Speaker 2: for an action.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, baby, the one with.

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Speaker 2: The laser stories does the segment Ripgate.

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Speaker 1: We reading weird news stars around the globe, just like

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Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser and there's

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Speaker 1: other Paddington pudge lovers.

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Speaker 2: Just these first laser stories out of Nebraska.

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Speaker 1: Not too long ago, local cops got a nine to

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Speaker 1: one one call from a guy freaking out. He called

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Speaker 1: in to report that someone was driving the wrong direction

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Speaker 1: down a highway.

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Speaker 3: Would be so terrifying see headlights coming at you in

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Speaker 1: He told the dispatcher that a truck going the wrong

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Speaker 1: way almost ran him off the road. He also gave

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Speaker 1: other important information before getting off the line. But it

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Speaker 1: turned out the guy missed one minor detail, and that

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Speaker 1: was it wasn't the truck, he was the one driving

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Speaker 1: the wrong way.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, he's like another.

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Speaker 3: One and another one. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Regardless, they sent a cop out to stop whoever it was.

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Speaker 1: But when the officer eventually caught up with the wrong

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Speaker 1: way car, the guy who called nine one one was

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Speaker 1: sitting in the driver's seat.

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Speaker 3: It's like all the signs are backwards. I can't read

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Speaker 1: By that point, he'd realized his mistake and apologized, saying

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Speaker 1: he must have just missed the exit, but the real

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Speaker 1: reason was he'd been doing some drinking. He was arrested

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Speaker 1: for going over the legal limit, So the call was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you guys got a Helper's crazy.

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Speaker 4: Nobody's on the phone while drinking and driving.

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Speaker 3: He is so lucky that he's alive.

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Speaker 1: A beat reporter covering the incident started his live shot

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Speaker 1: by saying, that's a unique level of dumb right there.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's go to your next one. Out of China.

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Speaker 1: The Great Wall is one of the seven Wonders of

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Speaker 1: the World and also apparently really annoying for anyone who

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Speaker 1: has to go around it to get to work.

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Speaker 3: Thinking about that, here, do they not't have holes? You

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Speaker 3: can't like walk through overpass it.

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Speaker 2: You can't put a hole in a wall.

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Speaker 1: That's supposed to keep the invaders out.

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Speaker 3: I've never been, but that would be it's really lost.

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Speaker 2: Looks like where's the drop.

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Speaker 1: I say that because two construction workers in the shang

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Speaker 1: Xi province were tired of having to take hours out

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Speaker 1: of their workday to get their excavator from one job

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Speaker 1: site over to the other. Oh yeah, so they just

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Speaker 1: went ahead and dug a hole right through the Great

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Speaker 1: Wall so their machinery could slide.

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Speaker 2: Throughom Oh no, history, you're destroying.

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Speaker 1: Police were called around four to twenty pm that same

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Speaker 1: day after the big gap was found. Oh no, didn't

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Speaker 1: take long for authorities to track down the criminals and

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Speaker 1: their excavator.

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Speaker 4: What I see tourists on top just falling into the hole, continued,

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Speaker 4: Oh money must go this way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The part of the wall they dug through is believed

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Speaker 1: to be built by the Ming dynasty in the sixteen hundreds,

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Speaker 1: so that's actually relatively newer than some of the other

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Speaker 1: areas of the wall that date back to two hundred

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Speaker 3: Oh so you just patch it up, you know, loreto

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Speaker 3: project Well.

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Speaker 1: Now, Unfortunately, the damage is irreversible, and the two construction

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Speaker 1: workers now face criminal charges.

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Speaker 3: Jump.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you are, however, freedom probably some in the village

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Speaker 1: on one side said they're secretly happy for the convenient shortcut,

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Speaker 1: saying it cuts down commute times by hours.

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Speaker 2: Should have done this years ago.

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Speaker 3: Thanks Jim.

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Speaker 2: Next s Next Lazer story is out of the Future Headquarters.

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Speaker 1: We've seen lots of negative reviews about AI, but I

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Speaker 1: could maybe get on board with this one. Google just

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Speaker 1: released a new artificial intelligence tool that can go.

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Speaker 2: To work meetings for you. Oh wow, game changer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna end up though. It's all AI in

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Speaker 3: the meeting. Nobody.

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Speaker 2: It's called duet AI.

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Speaker 1: They've been testing this for a while, but just open

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Speaker 1: it up to everyone this week. Before you get too excited.

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Speaker 1: It's only for virtual meetings, okay. It can't trick your

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Speaker 1: boss into thinking you're there at the office.

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Speaker 2: They still know you're not.

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Speaker 3: It's a robot with a blonde wig you.

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Speaker 1: But it will join the meeting on your behalf and

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Speaker 1: deliver any important info that you need people to know,

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Speaker 1: and recap the meeting for you later on.

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Speaker 2: If you choose to hear about it.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: If you ever do decide to show up for one again.

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Speaker 1: There's also a take notes feature, so least you won't

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Speaker 1: really have to pay attention anymore.

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Speaker 2: It'll just take notes for you while you zone out.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we all have those friends that their job

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Speaker 4: is literally only going to meetings.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what else do you do? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It is Sadly, Corporate will need to be on board

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Speaker 1: in order for you to use this. It runs within

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Speaker 1: Google workspace, so you can't just plug it into your

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Speaker 1: Zoom and go back to bed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Coporate's not gonna okay that No.

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Speaker 1: Right now, you'll have to subscribe and pay thirty dollars

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Speaker 1: a month per person.

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Speaker 3: There goes our hopes and dreams. Jeffrey, I'd out the window.

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Speaker 2: Is better than my job than I do. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 2: this is way better.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's paid attention.

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Speaker 1: His net Slazer story is out of couple Up Buttercup Central.

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Speaker 1: Would you say your relationship is an opposites attract scenario?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You might actually have more in common than you think,

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Speaker 1: because a new study found opposites attract might just be

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Speaker 1: a big load of crap. Apparently we're way more likely

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Speaker 1: to end up with people that we actually have stuff

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Speaker 1: in common with, because overall, they found most couples have

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Speaker 1: similar habits and views on more than eighty percent of things,

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Speaker 1: from stuff like religion and core values to each person's

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Speaker 1: drinking habits.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's it's hard to be sober with like

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Speaker 3: a raging sh a good balance.

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Speaker 2: I've never drink in my life.

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Speaker 3: But Bill here, he can't go two minutes without oxious.

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Speaker 1: And this might be the most interesting. The study found

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Speaker 1: that extroverts don't necessarily go for other extros.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so then that would be an opposite stitch, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 2: But they're also no more likely to go for introverts either.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they just love themselves.

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Speaker 1: I just.

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Speaker 2: Put up with me.

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Speaker 1: It's a coin, flips boozer.

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Speaker 2: The bottom line, actually flipped a coin.

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Speaker 1: Bottom line is that they found that opposites attract is

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Speaker 1: definitely overrated. Quote birds of a feather are indeed more

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Speaker 1: likely to flock together.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it's true. I mean, if you like doing all

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Speaker 2: this stuff, you go do it.

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Speaker 3: Together, you go outdoor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that saying is only for humans, you know,

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Speaker 1: the saying for turtles, right, those that gel together actually

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Speaker 1: shell together.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna coming up geling right now.

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Speaker 1: Some means lads of stories has come to an end

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Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday,