WEBVTT - Angela Kinsey 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:00.440 Hello. 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:03.320 This is Craig Ferguson. And even though you are listening 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:06.880 to my podcast right now, I'm currently out on the 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:08.119 Fancy Rascal Tour. 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:09.480 Come and see me in. 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:18.120 Such beautiful places as Wichita, Kansas, Springfield, Missouri, Kansas City, Missouri, Omaha, Nebraska, Domine, Iowa, 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:22.120 Iowa City, Iowa, and many others. For the full list 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:24.800 of dates, please go to my website, the Craig Ferguson 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:30.040 Show dot Com slash Tour. My name is Craig Ferguson. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:34.920 This podcast is called Joy. It's not Rocket Science. I 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:37.600 talk to people I like about their pursuit of happiness. 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:44.560 Here's Angela Kinsey, one of my bestie friends. A star 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.159 of the hit US TV show In the Office. She 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:51.240 is now the co host of a big successful podcast 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:56.960 based on a TV show called The Office. Enjoy. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:01.320 How are you pal? Yeah, you were playing tennis today. 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:02.120 I didn't know you were. 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:04.680 I was nearly said teeny tiny tennis player, and then 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:06.199 I thought that's not very nice. 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.640 I am a tiny tennis player. It's true. I'm the 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:11.679 shortest of my tennis group. Shocker, look at me playing 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:12.199 to the camera. 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:17.600 Yeah, that's right, that's cameras mm hmmm. 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:24.679 Oh look, there's there's your clip. Wait do you see 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:25.800 my feet? Can you see that? 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:28.440 I'm I can't see your feet. I have beautiful feet, 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:31.560 but they have a slight anomally. My big toe is 0:01:31.600 --> 0:01:33.760 not my biggest toe. My toe next to my big 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:35.399 toe is bigger. So it was up, but then it 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:36.720 goes down, the kind of. 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:40.440 There's some meaning I've read somewhere. I can't remember it. 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.600 It means I had a girlfriend once it said it 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.080 means that you're intelligent, and I was like, does it really? 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:48.040 I don't know. I think you can have foot based 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.200 I Q. I think she was being nice to me. 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:52.880 It was just breaks out by your words. 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:55.080 Out it makes you more intelligent. 0:01:55.120 --> 0:01:55.680 Can I go. 0:01:58.520 --> 0:01:59.840 Just cover put a sock on it? 0:02:00.760 --> 0:02:03.160 Oh no, keep your songs on. It's just a thing. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:04.080 I like it. 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:08.040 So tennis, though, I don't why. I don't understand. 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:10.200 How did you get into tennis when you were growing 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:13.360 up in Jakarta. I was going to say Jakara. I 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.880 know why I remember Jakarta because of the old joke 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:18.720 about Jakarta. 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:19.679 There's an old. 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:22.639 Stand up joke about old stand up jokes about Jamaica 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:23.320 and Jakarta. 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:25.440 Get on. I'm telling you right. 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:28.239 So I say, I say, I say my wife's gone 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:31.559 to the West Indies Jamaica, Jamaica or no. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.240 She went of her own accord. That's what the old phone. 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:35.320 Okay. 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.920 And then I say, I say, my wife's gone to 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:40.639 the East Indies Jakarta. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.800 No, she went of her own ACCORDA. 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.880 Oh, it's so bad, so bad. 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.200 I think Jakarta is involved in I do remember you 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:53.840 grew up in Jakarta anyway, Yeah, and that's where you 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:55.519 developed your love of tennis. 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:59.720 Well, my mom played tennis. My mom was always playing tennis. 0:03:00.200 --> 0:03:01.639 I was just always on the court with her and 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:04.480 there was no like iPad. So she would just be 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:06.640 like here, go hit that ball against the wall for 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:07.280 like an hour. 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:10.200 So I just hit the racketball. That's a whole different 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:10.760 thing though. 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:12.240 Because this ball bounces. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.440 Okay, this racketball. Did you play racketball too? 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:15.760 Not? 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.040 If I have to? Okay, why am I throwing so 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:19.119 much shade record? 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:24.320 It's like you he racket ball. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.360 It's a wonderful spot. 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:31.040 That's the that's the clickbait from this. Yes, really the racketball. 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:33.680 None of the other stuff, just that. No, So it 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:37.560 was you know Indonesia, we had no television, We were 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:38.480 outside all the time. 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:41.080 Why were you in Indonesia? Why were your parents in Indonesia? 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:41.880 These spies? 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:47.720 But that's out there now, Okay. No, my dad was 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:48.640 a drilling engineer. 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:50.840 That's right. It was oil oil. 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.840 Well, because you're kind of not your accent isn't Indonesia. 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:56.840 I don't know what an Indonesian accent sounds like, but 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:58.720 it doesn't. I don't think it's a good idea that 0:03:58.760 --> 0:03:59.320 I attempt to. 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:00.760 I don't don't think you should. 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:01.480 I'm not going to. 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:04.600 I wouldn't advise it. But when I speak Indonesian, I. 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.680 Think when you speak Indonesian, think so. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.920 My sisters do my sisters like if they like if 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:14.480 I said sakatang sayaba dada deanan Craig right now I'm 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:15.000 talking to you. 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:16.039 Yeah, that's so cool. 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:21.880 My sister would be like, sakarangjara dingan Craig, that's great. 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.680 That love to mile. I don't want I don't want anything. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:28.479 Well, how come that? What wage were you when you 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:29.919 came back from fourteen? 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:31.360 I moved there when I was two. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:35.240 Oh wow, so you must like identify really as Indonesian. Really, 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:35.839 quite a lot. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:39.080 It's my whole childhood. So and I also didn't know 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:41.719 any pop culture, like when we came to the States. 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:42.640 That's such a gift. 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:45.200 I didn't know any like references. 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.200 A fourteen, fourteen year old. 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.440 It made me a weird I was I was an outcast. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:49.040 I was weird out. 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.359 Was it traumatic because that's like junior high that's the 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:52.240 worst time to move. 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.440 Oh my god, it was horrible. It was horrible. First, 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:57.159 Why you were in comedy, Yes, because that's it's just 0:04:57.200 --> 0:05:00.000 survival totally. You know, like maybe if I make them laugh, 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.400 they won't put me in a locker because I fit 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:03.080 into a locker. 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:06.200 No, see, so what you're doing, you know what you're doing. 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:09.400 You made it funny about being little, and then so 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:10.640 they wouldn't put you in a locker. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.120 I might put you in a locker just because you 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:12.680 said that. 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:13.560 I did get in a locker. 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:14.200 Did you really? 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:15.800 I can fit. You don't need to put me in 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:16.240 here now? 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:18.640 Oh no, that makes me feel bad. 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:19.600 Oh I was fine. 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:20.880 Well, yeah, you're all right. 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:23.120 I am actually be quite popular because you're funny and 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:26.320 beautiful and that goes a long way in junior high school. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:27.200 Oh, pretty much. 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:28.719 Everywhere. Really doesn't it? 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:32.520 Well, it doesn't hurt. That's nice of you to say. 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.919 I've never felt like I was the prettiest girl in 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:35.680 the room for sure. 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:38.440 Definitely not definitely the prettiest girl in this room. I 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:43.719 really only that doesn't matter, That doesn't matter. I mean, look, also, 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:47.000 you're very pretty, You're very pretty woman. Why why would 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:48.520 you say that about yourself? 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:49.159 No, I don't. 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:51.240 I think you don't think like I don't think about 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:53.760 it like that. I think I think I do just fine. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:54.320 Yeah you do. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:57.680 I think I do just fine. But I definitely Sometimes 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.279 you meet someone, though, and you're like, oh damn, it's 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:03.720 a different Like Angelina Jolie walked behind me at an 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:06.120 awards show one time, and I was like, all right, 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:07.720 I get it, I get it. 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:08.039 You know. 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:12.240 I once had to make a space for Jennifer Lopez 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:15.040 to get past me at an awards ceremony, Like I 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:18.120 was sitting in a seat and she passed by. She 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:21.680 was married to Mark marc Antony. She was married to 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:24.680 Mark Antony at the time, and not the Roman. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:28.520 I know you said Anthony, what was Anthony? 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.920 Was that a difference Mark Anthony macar Anthony? I think 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:35.520 so okay, it's a pronouncing. I'm not originally from Indonesia, 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:37.839 so I don't my accent might be different. 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:40.000 But anyway, I was at this award something. 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:41.240 I was in my seat and you know that it 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:44.960 was the old the Shrine auditorium, so it's like the 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:48.919 old timey cinema seat. Yeah. Yeah, And I had to 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:51.760 stand up, you know that kind of half stand up 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.760 you do in the seat folds opposite, So I had 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.719 to half stand up. And then Mark Anthony or Anthony 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.159 came by first, and he's quite a little guy. 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:00.839 And just kind of got through quite nicely. 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.840 And then she can buy and she passed by right 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:04.880 from my eyes. 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.520 But yeah, no, I have played tennis. 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:08.080 How'd you do? 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:08.479 No? 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:09.520 I always tried it once. 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:10.320 I didn't care for him. 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:11.200 You're very tall? 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:12.720 Is that bad for tennis? 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:15.240 No, it's great. I mean you would cover the net. 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:17.600 So. Well, there's a Scottish guy i've heard of who's 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:18.360 good at tennis. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:19.920 Who's that Andy Murray? 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:21.760 His nameless Is he Scottish? 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:23.000 Yeah, he's from Dunmblin. 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.560 I stayed at his place at the krum Lix. What's 0:07:26.600 --> 0:07:29.080 the krumls Oh my gosh, it's beautiful what is that? 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:30.160 Is that a place in Scotland? 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:33.680 Well? Yeah, And so we stayed there and there was 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.560 a couple of older couple. I liked the vacation where 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:39.560 everyone is like sixty and up those are mind. 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:42.240 You know, wherever I go there's an over sixty there 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:43.720 because I'm now over sixty? 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:45.200 Are you really sixty? 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:49.440 Okay? You're dipping your toe in fifties? Sixties and in 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:50.200 fifty I don't know. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.640 Sixty is the sixty and sixties? Always fucking ben? Yeah? 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:56.760 Well I was vacationing with a bunch of people from 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:58.240 the UK who were in their sixties. 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:00.360 Yeah, that's a different type of sixty, that's like. 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.360 And this woman next to us was like, you know, Andy, 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.880 Mary owns all of this. And I was like, oh 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:08.120 really what Scotland? 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:10.200 All right okay? 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.720 And I said, well, it's a lovely castle and she 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:16.680 went it's not a castle. I mean, it's a great house. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:19.880 What was the difference? A castle was a military installation? 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.800 I guess, I said, Oh, I guess also the size. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:25.160 Well you stayed at my place. My place is a castle. 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:26.160 Are we talking about it? 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.640 Sure? What we can talk about it, just don't give 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:33.760 out the address. Giant castle was near the moat Scotland. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:35.640 I mean, this could be fucking anywhere. 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:39.199 Get on her road. And then right when you think 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.000 you were lost, that's where your place. 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.839 And that castle that Shoon Connery lives in and all 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.600 the movies that he's in when they get to show 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:47.680 that's my that's your castle. 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:51.360 Your place is gorgeous, you guys, here's the thing place. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:52.040 It's a castle. 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:52.600 Right. 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.240 My family and I went and we stayed with you guys, 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:01.600 and you were so gracious, and I here's the thing. 0:09:02.280 --> 0:09:05.400 We had never taken the kids to Europe before, and 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:07.760 they all wanted to take a big suitcase. 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:10.040 You guys traveled like I mean, it was like. 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:13.840 So I was so embarrassed. I was so embarrassed. There 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:17.200 were books we have. We each had a big suitcase 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.600 and then a little suitcase. And then right as we 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.840 get there, you say, great, you're on the ninety third 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:27.560 floor something ninety steps. It was ninety three steps. Ninety 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:31.040 three steps we counted and I was like what and 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.760 you're like, yeah, I. 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:35.920 Feel like I helped you carry the bags today. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:38.199 I felt so bad. 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:40.040 Yeah, and I had COVID then too. I never told 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:45.319 you shut up. 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:46.520 But you know what we know who did know. 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:49.360 A lot of people got COVID, but we had that party. 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:51.360 Party was a little bit of a super spread of a. 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.800 Super spreader event. We thought there was going to be 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.600 no COVID and then there was quite a bit of it. 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:59.800 You took so many precautions. And then my favorite thing 0:09:59.920 --> 0:10:02.920 was after the first night, the first night, the next 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:05.319 morning breakfast, were walking out and I just see this 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:07.760 one person who we both know, and they're like a 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:10.360 field away waving at me, and I was like, where are. 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:12.920 We going and they're like, well, yeah, we're laving. We 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:16.160 just tested positive for COVID and they and they laughed, 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:18.400 and we were all stuck there, like, well, I guess 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:19.800 we'll have the anyway. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:23.040 And then you're like, you said to me, don't tell him. 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:26.320 For legal reasons, that's not true. 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:30.000 But I did, and I was like okay, And you 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:31.600 were like did he hug you? 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:34.880 And I was like yes, and. 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.760 It was like yeah, You're like did he breathe on 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.719 you or calls on you? And I was like he 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:40.280 laughed really hard in my face. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:43.959 Oh Jesus, But I didn't never heard from him since, 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:45.320 not a stop, not. 0:10:45.400 --> 0:10:46.280 A fucking peep. 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:50.440 Maybe he died. He did not, Oh, you have him 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:52.960 all right. I called you, made sure you were all right, 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:56.160 and called me. I didn't get COVID at that part either, 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:59.280 then did We didn't get it from him? A lot 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:02.559 of people, like six people. You know, my doctor sitting there, 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:03.720 a doctor. 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.679 Your doctor, your doctor's wife. 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:09.360 Yeah, beautiful people, beautiful people both over sixty. 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.800 Yes, honestybe maybe a fair walked along your river. Do 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:14.440 you know he has a river, you guys, it's not 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.320 the whole river, just a couple, just a couple of miles, 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:18.640 just as far as you can see. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:19.360 Yeah, you know. 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.680 Yeah, But anyway, I live a block from the freeway. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:27.120 Oh yeah, but but you're doing fine. 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:30.000 And like the thing is house a block from the 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:32.240 freeway where you live a bit the same as a 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.000 castle in a river? 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:35.240 Oh my god. The whole time I was there, he 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.200 was trying to unload his other castle on me. 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:40.720 Yeah, don't tell everyone. I'll get to castles. People can't relate. 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:47.000 Lean over to me at dinner. Really seriously serious, you 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:47.480 can buy it. 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.680 You make me sound like a dick. Maybe I have 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.280 a dick. I don't know. But here's the thing. My 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:55.800 doctor and his wife with that. 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:57.719 I won't say the name because of the you know, 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:02.120 hippocratic ghoth, but the it's a reach around hippocratic growth. 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:05.560 I don't I don't want to go there, nobody anyway. Look, 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:06.640 what I'm saying is that. 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:12.560 It's not a phrase you choose reach around. I'm going 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:14.320 to go grocery shop and I just got to reach 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:18.520 around the paper towels. It's a reach around. Excuse me, ma'am, 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.760 can you step aside? I need to reach around? 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:23.280 No, I didn't mean it like that. I mean what 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.079 I'm saying. It's a reverse That's what I mean. It's 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:28.400 a reverse YCWTH. Anyway, so they're there reverse reach around 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:32.080 and they which is just guess. I guess a reverse 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.560 reach around would just be a reach because then you're 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:38.240 not anyway. Look here's the thing he found out and well, 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.720 I said to them, Look, some of these tested positive 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.400 for COVID. I've never seen two old people move that 0:12:43.480 --> 0:12:45.360 fast in my fucking life. They were like, boom out 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:45.680 the door. 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:47.640 I was like, where'd you go? And I was like wow. 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:49.320 It was almost like it was like the you know, 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:51.720 the Harry Porter thing where he just like disappeared up 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:52.400 the fireplace. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.880 It was like, wow, they were gone. 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:57.520 I know. There was a thinning out the next night. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.040 There was some empty seats. 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.480 Yeah, there was some empty sees because the COVID had 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:05.400 made its presence known. And I never got it. Megan 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.800 got it, my kids both got it, and I didn't 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:10.520 get I didn't get it to a month later. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:11.920 We never got it. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:13.080 No, you never got to ever. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:15.640 Never. Well, we got the og COVID. 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:17.440 Right, Okay, when you can get it from like not 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:21.640 cleaning your groceries or having enough, yeah, yeah, that was it. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:23.120 I didn't wipe down my grocery bag. 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.000 Yeah, let's how you get it. 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:26.760 What I was going to say was I didn't get 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:29.280 COVID at the party last summer when you were at 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:32.480 my house. Yeah, but a month later I went to 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:38.040 Dublin to celebrity name that tune. You know. It's a 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:41.000 fucking kind of showbiz life. I live right right right, it's. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.600 Just side hustle right well, side scratched. 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:49.400 Right, and I go, I go irish COVID. COVID. It's 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:50.920 fucking like it's. 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:53.800 The worst, and it gets right in there and you 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:57.560 get sweaty and your lucky charms fall off it's fucking 0:13:57.720 --> 0:13:59.640 It was awful. And you never go to a talk, 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:02.640 will you. I got og, yeah, but you didn't get long. 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:05.520 I had no symptoms. I didn't run fever. I was 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:08.480 a little tired, but whatever, you know, I have three kids. 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.440 I just figured it tired. And then I was cutting 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.280 a lemon and I couldn't smell it. Oh, and the 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:17.160 kids and my husband had COVID. We were isolating and 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:19.080 doing the whole thing. And I was making dinner and 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:20.880 I cut this womon in half and I couldn't smell it. 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:23.080 Then I licked it and I couldn't taste it, and 0:14:23.120 --> 0:14:25.000 I just yelled to them, all come out. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:27.080 Everybody's got it. 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:27.880 Yeah I don't. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.680 I mean we tried isolating then that you see my 0:14:30.760 --> 0:14:34.400 house this place as you can isolate your house. Yeah, 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:37.880 And everybody got it sent me and I had to 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:39.720 make sandwiches and stuff. It was a nightmare. 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:41.400 You made sandwiches, yeah, I know. 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:43.600 Everybody says that, like you didn't. It's not dead. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:46.200 I make sandwiches and tea and shit. 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.200 My favorite. One of my favorite things of being at 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:52.120 your castle was I couldn't find like where my kids 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.360 were because we were in this one part of the tower, 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:56.760 and then the tower you walk down steps and then 0:14:56.800 --> 0:15:00.560 they're little like different floors shoot off the tower. 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:01.520 Yeah, it's a castle. 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:03.800 It's a castle. Yeah, oh my god, you know what, 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:07.440 Just relax, relax. It's the castle. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:11.240 So it's it's got a spiral staircase. 0:15:10.800 --> 0:15:13.640 With rooms, I know, and like people were tortured in 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.280 the fourteen hundred or something. But anyway, so I'm like, 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:18.160 it's like seven in the morning, and I told my 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.080 daughter I would check in on her when I woke up. 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:22.800 So I'm going I'm in pajamas, my hair is like 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:26.040 you know whatever, I'm going down into when my slippers 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:27.880 and I get to this one floor and I turn 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:31.440 and I see a shadowy figure step out in his 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:34.080 pajamas and it's you. Yes. 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:34.640 Oh. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.000 And we looked at each other and you had like BedHead, 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:38.920 that's right, and I was like and I and we 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:42.360 just went like this and then I and I said kids, 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.040 and you pointed that way, that's right, And then I 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:45.600 found them. 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:46.440 Yeah, they were. 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:48.160 They were all kind of all the kids kind of 0:15:48.200 --> 0:15:51.560 gravitated to one room. I think for ghost reasons. It 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:53.120 was like they thought if they were all in the 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.440 one room, that the ghosts couldn't get them, which is 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:58.560 likely because I don't think there are any ghosts in 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:02.840 that castle. Those ghosts in the other castle, it's so 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:04.960 fucking haunted you can't even be in it. 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:06.320 But this one is fine. 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:07.360 This one's totally fine. 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:09.760 You know it's fine. Now, did you go for a 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:11.640 walk down by the river and stuff? Did you play 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:12.920 tennis on the tennis court? 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:16.880 I never found the tennis court tennis court, I think, now, yeah, 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:19.200 how can you keep it dry? It just rains all 0:16:19.240 --> 0:16:19.600 the time. 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:21.800 It rains in Scotland all the time, hence the castle 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:23.520 feasible priced castle. 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:27.080 It's like it's fucking underwater most of the time. 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:30.280 We walked all over. It was so beautiful and so 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:30.800 much fun. 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:33.200 You had a whole vacation in Scotland. Then last summer 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:33.760 you were. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:36.120 Yeah, we went to London first and then we went 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:38.920 to Scotland. I just love Scotland. I mean I could 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:40.040 hang my hat there for sure. 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:42.040 I could sell you a castle. 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.440 Please tell me you've sold it. 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:48.560 Actually, what happened there was a huge storm and it 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:51.320 got damaged and we got into this huge insurance claim 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.880 for it. It's an awful mess. So I'm having a 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:57.800 great time with it. I remember I used to you know, 0:16:57.960 --> 0:17:00.080 Pierce Brosnan, if you ever run a Pierce Brosnan in 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:01.360 your show business life. 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:04.240 I mean one time I was at a Golden Globes 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:07.560 after party, the HBO after party, and I was dancing 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:09.919 my ass off with a few friends. It was like 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:13.040 it was I don't know, early seasons of the office, 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:14.560 where every time he got invited to a party, you 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:18.080 were like, you got and there was free food and 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.680 free drinks, and we were so excited. And he was 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.000 sort of standing on the edge of the dance floor 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.040 and sort of started to dance a little bit in 0:17:25.080 --> 0:17:28.040 the corner, and my friend was like, holy shit, pur 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:29.920 dancing behind you. 0:17:30.160 --> 0:17:35.040 Oh my god, your friend doesn't vent. Trilloq was dumby. 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:35.840 Oh my god. 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:38.600 She started to be very cool, and then I just 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.680 was like wow, And you know, did you dance with him? 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:43.160 I danced near him. 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:46.480 Okay, that's that currents Anyway, the reason why I brought 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:48.679 him up I used to live near him and the 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:51.480 in Malibu. I used to see him on the beach 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:54.080 and every day I saw him, he'd be complaining about 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:56.840 because I like Peerce and I've known him for a while, 0:17:56.880 --> 0:17:59.960 and every day I saw him would say, fucking house, 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:03.119 fucking malabum, it's falling out of the water. Yet he 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:07.080 got into a huge problem with apparently there's a big 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:10.760 wobbly bit of water there called the ocean, and they 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:12.240 can really fuck up your house. 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:14.400 Yeah, and he got he got. 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:17.080 That I had a house like hanging over it or something. 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:18.920 He is the best party though. You should make friends 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.600 with him. Him and his wife Gilly had the best parties. 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:23.879 I met Barbara streisand at their. 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:27.399 House stop it, I did, Yeah, did you make small 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:27.919 talk with her? 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:28.439 Yeah? 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:29.760 What do you say? 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:32.359 I was like, what I said was you were great 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:33.320 and what's up? Doc? 0:18:33.560 --> 0:18:34.119 No, you did not? 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:37.360 I did? It was wrong with that? Really? Yeah said 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:38.280 you were great and what's up? 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:38.560 Doc? 0:18:38.640 --> 0:18:39.320 Would she say? 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:42.399 She said that was? That was a little time ago. 0:18:42.840 --> 0:18:45.119 I went, well, it's the first movie I saw and 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:46.320 I fell in love with her. 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:48.040 Well, actually it wasn't the first movie. I didn't want 0:18:48.040 --> 0:18:50.640 to hurt feelings. The first movie I saw was Sound 0:18:50.720 --> 0:18:53.040 of Music. Julie Andrews was also there. 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:54.440 Did you talk to her? 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:55.600 Yeah? 0:18:55.640 --> 0:18:58.320 I actually did you say? Did you use the same line? 0:18:58.560 --> 0:18:58.760 Yeah? 0:18:58.800 --> 0:18:59.920 Do you think they talked to each other. 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:02.040 Yes, they hate you. Are you invited anymore? 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:03.880 You know, I haven't seen it either one of them 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:06.119 for a while, as you bring it up, But I 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:10.159 don't think so. I think that Julie Andrews knew that 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:12.960 it was the first movie I ever saw the music, 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:16.800 and Barbara Streisen didn't care, right, so it was all right. 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:18.479 But Barbara, they were both lovely. 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:19.760 I can't, I can't. 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:21.720 I give it frightened Barbara Streis, Yeah. 0:19:21.520 --> 0:19:24.120 I would be too scared. I really like shut down 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:25.840 in like parties like that. I can't. 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:28.439 Why you're a big star, you get the biggest podcast in. 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:32.639 The world, so funny, but I can't. I really can't. 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:34.639 I'll just like go hang out in the kitchen like 0:19:34.680 --> 0:19:37.640 with like you know, I mean, you. 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:39.800 Don't have to do that. Like people are like. 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:45.320 Guys, no, no, no, no, they don't they don't. And 0:19:45.400 --> 0:19:47.320 I'm okay with it. I'm totally okay with it. But 0:19:47.400 --> 0:19:50.960 I I just am like, my my resting self is 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:53.320 just really dorky, and then in those moments, I just 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:55.160 the dorkiness heightens. 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:01.600 This is an official in invitation to the Fancy Rascal 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:04.840 stand up Show. I Craig Ferguson will be performing this 0:20:04.920 --> 0:20:08.520 summer and fall in your region. You can buy tickets 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:10.720 and check out the full list of dates at the 0:20:10.760 --> 0:20:12.920 Craig Ferguson Show dot Com slash tour. 0:20:13.200 --> 0:20:14.800 See you there or not. 0:20:20.000 --> 0:20:22.880 When the Office was done, right, you guys were done 0:20:22.920 --> 0:20:24.719 running at the same time I was done in late night, 0:20:24.720 --> 0:20:25.880 I think when you are maybe. 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:28.600 A little before no, I think you're right that time. 0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:32.159 Did you find the adjustment period difficult after coming off 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:33.200 a big hit show like that? 0:20:33.520 --> 0:20:37.639 I did a pilot immediately right away with Roberygull played 0:20:37.680 --> 0:20:41.639 his wife for Fox. So I went right from the 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:45.360 Office right to this pilot. That was a really crazy 0:20:45.440 --> 0:20:49.360 experience because the way I got the Office was I auditioned. 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:52.359 I auditioned for the role of Pam Okay, but they 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:53.440 said I was too feisty. 0:20:53.880 --> 0:20:55.480 I think that's a fair note. 0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:59.439 Actually, there's a moment where Michael fake fires Pam in 0:20:59.440 --> 0:21:01.920 front of Ryan the tempt to impress him, and Pam 0:21:02.080 --> 0:21:04.200 kind of starts to cry and she calls him a jerk. 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:06.360 And then I was in front of all the producers, 0:21:06.440 --> 0:21:08.040 big room full of people, and when it got to 0:21:08.080 --> 0:21:10.760 that moment, I think I just became very southern and 0:21:10.800 --> 0:21:14.800 I went jerk like that and they all started to laugh, 0:21:14.840 --> 0:21:17.119 and I remember thinking, I think they're supposed to be 0:21:17.200 --> 0:21:19.880 laughing right here. And then four months later they called 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:22.359 me back and said, hey, we've got this sort of 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:25.840 prickly lady in accounting, you know, and that's pretty And 0:21:26.160 --> 0:21:27.880 then I just went and I read with the director 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:30.320 and I got it. So doing the pilot for Fox 0:21:30.400 --> 0:21:34.119 right after the office was so like studio and networking 0:21:34.320 --> 0:21:35.120 and corporate. 0:21:35.200 --> 0:21:37.240 There was a lot of executives, a lot of executive 0:21:37.240 --> 0:21:37.560 love of them. 0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:39.640 Yeah, and they all. 0:21:39.359 --> 0:21:42.080 These people last six fucking months and then they go, yeah, 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:44.560 that's why I'm never nice to them. Though. It doesn't matter, It. 0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:47.080 Doesn't matter, do you have to do what my mom says, 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:48.800 be politely bored? 0:21:49.160 --> 0:21:50.919 I fucking nailed it. 0:21:52.240 --> 0:21:56.640 I have a hard time because there I think see 0:21:56.920 --> 0:22:00.680 amongst people in show business, like actors and writers and 0:22:00.720 --> 0:22:03.320 directions stuff, I don't encounter much phoniness at all. I 0:22:03.320 --> 0:22:04.840 don't think people are really phonny. 0:22:05.080 --> 0:22:09.960 But executives, Oh, yeah, there's the worst. You know. 0:22:10.160 --> 0:22:12.760 Well, we do a podcast, Oh we just want to 0:22:12.760 --> 0:22:15.840 film it. Wait a minute, that's a TV show. Yeah, 0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:17.200 you gotta be careful with those asking. 0:22:17.320 --> 0:22:19.000 You have three cameras. 0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:22.040 What I thought they were like fancy microphones. 0:22:23.440 --> 0:22:24.919 I don't know, I know. 0:22:25.080 --> 0:22:27.480 But so you did the pilot. But did the pilot 0:22:27.520 --> 0:22:28.120 get picked up? 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:30.120 No? It didn't that freak you out? 0:22:30.160 --> 0:22:30.640 Did you think? 0:22:30.680 --> 0:22:30.879 Oh? Oh? 0:22:31.200 --> 0:22:34.200 I really didn't at the time. But then I did 0:22:34.240 --> 0:22:35.840 another pilot and it didn't go. 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:37.960 Okay, that PMS with pilots, Yeah. 0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:40.480 Yeah, And then I did a TV show and I 0:22:40.520 --> 0:22:42.720 filmed in Vancouver and I had the best time. 0:22:43.280 --> 0:22:45.040 Oh, remind me of what that show was, because I 0:22:45.080 --> 0:22:46.760 remember it was called Haters. 0:22:46.400 --> 0:22:49.679 Back Off and I had to dye my hair like 0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:52.120 I had dark dark dark hair and round hair. 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:54.360 And I saw you that time, and you were filming. 0:22:54.520 --> 0:22:56.440 You were flying up and down and you hated it, 0:22:56.520 --> 0:22:57.960 and I hated. 0:22:57.760 --> 0:22:59.639 Having to go back and forth, back and forth. I 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:03.120 loved the job and I love the people. But then 0:23:03.160 --> 0:23:05.280 that went two years and didn't go and then all 0:23:05.320 --> 0:23:09.080 of a sudden, I was like, well, shit, now I'm hustling. 0:23:09.080 --> 0:23:11.440 I'm hustling. I'm doing like, yeah, you know, a movie 0:23:11.440 --> 0:23:13.400 in Atlanta, and then I'm going to Orlando. Then I'm 0:23:13.400 --> 0:23:14.240 going to New Orleans. 0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:16.840 And I was just taking did just call that career though? 0:23:16.880 --> 0:23:19.480 I mean, that's not it's not nothing to panic. 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:21.639 About it, right, right, But it wasn't consistent and we 0:23:21.680 --> 0:23:22.880 had had that for a long time. 0:23:23.000 --> 0:23:25.400 Yeah, I know that you get used to it. 0:23:25.520 --> 0:23:27.479 Then I sort of really started to do the hustle, 0:23:27.680 --> 0:23:29.800 and then that's when Jenna and I started the podcast. 0:23:30.240 --> 0:23:32.879 Then the podcast, I think is very interesting because the 0:23:33.000 --> 0:23:36.919 podcast that you do is a podcast where you take 0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:39.960 an episode of the Office and rewatch it. 0:23:39.920 --> 0:23:41.400 And talk about what it was like to make it. 0:23:41.480 --> 0:23:41.880 Is that right? 0:23:41.960 --> 0:23:42.440 Is that fair? 0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:46.040 Yeah, it's a it's a rewatch podcast. We started at 0:23:46.040 --> 0:23:49.560 the very beginning. We're going in order each week and 0:23:49.640 --> 0:23:52.159 we reach out to the cast and the writers and 0:23:52.200 --> 0:23:55.440 the directors and then the crew members and people call 0:23:55.560 --> 0:23:57.720 in or you know, it's so easy now you can 0:23:58.160 --> 0:24:00.280 zoom in or you can just send in an udio 0:24:00.320 --> 0:24:02.840 clip and like tell the story. And people have been 0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:05.280 super supportive and it's been really great. And then I 0:24:05.320 --> 0:24:07.520 think the fans of the show were there to hear 0:24:07.560 --> 0:24:09.720 behind the scenes. But then we also have people who 0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:11.720 are staying for Jenna and I and our friendship, and 0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:12.679 that's really funny. 0:24:12.840 --> 0:24:15.280 Very funny. Both of you are very funny, very clever woman, 0:24:15.359 --> 0:24:19.040 so entertaining. Don you got you guys are really besty 0:24:19.080 --> 0:24:19.720 friends as well. 0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:22.200 Yeah, we're really besty friends. Which is great too because 0:24:22.240 --> 0:24:24.840 we can in the moment, I can say like, oh, 0:24:24.840 --> 0:24:27.160 you're going to want to retell that. 0:24:26.840 --> 0:24:30.080 Oh that we have that ability to be like, oh, 0:24:30.119 --> 0:24:32.480 you know why I do a podcast on my own? 0:24:32.720 --> 0:24:35.280 Yeah, I don't you. 0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:36.639 Do too too many bridges? 0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:41.960 You do too? Barbara streistand she loves you, She loves you. 0:24:42.119 --> 0:24:44.240 That's your podcast, Craig and. 0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:46.439 Barbara, Craig and Barbara. I think, you know what, to 0:24:46.440 --> 0:24:48.119 be fair, I think it might be Barbara and Craig. 0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:51.680 Maybe maybe she's got a career behind. I feel maybe 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:55.359 it's just Barb though. That's her podcast personality. Barb or 0:24:55.480 --> 0:25:02.000 Barb Craig, just Barb and who who's on the show today? 0:25:02.000 --> 0:25:03.120 Barbie? I get to say. 0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:04.919 That, Oh yeah, your side couch. 0:25:05.080 --> 0:25:08.120 Yeah, I'm Ed McMahon or Jeff Peterson. 0:25:08.880 --> 0:25:12.160 You did I did your robot one time. 0:25:12.119 --> 0:25:15.040 When Josh was on the Robot who was the robots? 0:25:15.119 --> 0:25:18.439 Yeah, inside Juice, he was touring he you know what 0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:19.480 he was doing, what. 0:25:19.400 --> 0:25:21.920 He was doing an ad campaign in Britain. 0:25:22.080 --> 0:25:24.960 What for he got this ad campaign for this like 0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:28.000 big giant things. My friend Josh and he he got 0:25:28.000 --> 0:25:30.200 this big ad campaign where he was doing the voice 0:25:30.240 --> 0:25:33.520 of Morgan Freeman because he can do an amazing Morgan 0:25:33.560 --> 0:25:34.320 Freeman voice. 0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:37.720 So when they can't get Morgan Freeman, they hire your friend. Yeah, 0:25:37.880 --> 0:25:38.760 shut the front door. 0:25:38.960 --> 0:25:40.040 It's show business. 0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:41.280 I want a gig like that. 0:25:41.600 --> 0:25:44.879 Well, who can you sound like? Can you do Morgan Freeman? No, 0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:45.639 I don't do that. 0:25:45.680 --> 0:25:48.600 When that's taken. What about Barbara Schuisen? Can you do 0:25:48.640 --> 0:25:49.320 Barbara Schreisen? 0:25:49.520 --> 0:25:51.080 No, but I think I can do Martha Stewart. 0:25:51.200 --> 0:25:51.679 Let's hear it. 0:25:51.760 --> 0:25:55.120 Okay. One time I went to a food expo and 0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:57.000 Martha was there, Right. 0:25:57.320 --> 0:26:02.399 This is not you're doing it yet. No, okay, yes, correct, 0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:04.680 this is maybe Artha. I just didn't know how good 0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:05.080 it was. 0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:09.359 I was that food expo. She's Southern, so she was 0:26:09.400 --> 0:26:12.800 showing off her instapot. She had an insta pot. 0:26:13.040 --> 0:26:15.320 Is that to do with like Snoop Dogg and the 0:26:15.480 --> 0:26:16.359 like their friendship? 0:26:16.960 --> 0:26:19.679 No? No, it's a pot you put things in and 0:26:19.720 --> 0:26:21.240 you cook it instantly. Yeah. 0:26:21.280 --> 0:26:22.879 No, get high. 0:26:22.880 --> 0:26:25.639 That's a whole other show they're doing. I'm sure, so okay. 0:26:25.680 --> 0:26:27.240 So she had her instapot and she was going to 0:26:27.240 --> 0:26:29.840 give a display of it, and she also had these 0:26:29.960 --> 0:26:33.920 puffer sweater vests. Okay, so it's like, imagine a puffy vest, 0:26:34.280 --> 0:26:36.480 but then imagine you put sleeves on it, so it's 0:26:36.480 --> 0:26:38.719 like a T shirt but it zips up, but it's 0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:41.360 a puffer vest. I don't even know what's happening with it, 0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:43.959 but everyone, her whole staff was wearing them. 0:26:44.160 --> 0:26:46.120 I love the sound of this, okay. 0:26:45.680 --> 0:26:48.880 And she said so, and she took questions from the audience, right, 0:26:48.920 --> 0:26:51.200 and so this woman was like, Martha, I just need 0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:56.120 a really simple dish. My family is coming for Thanksgiving 0:26:56.280 --> 0:26:59.840 and I just need a simple maybe an appetizer. And 0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:04.840 I have a very small apartment. And Martha was like, well, 0:27:04.880 --> 0:27:08.959 you know, I love I absolutely love gruyere, So if 0:27:09.000 --> 0:27:11.800 you could get some greye and oh, I feed my 0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:16.800 chickens blueberries, and because I love this certain color of blue, 0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:19.760 and when they eat the blueberries, their eggs are blue. 0:27:20.640 --> 0:27:25.720 And I am right now wearing my puffer vest and navy. 0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:27.960 I wanted the blue, but they didn't have it. I 0:27:27.960 --> 0:27:30.080 wanted my instapot in the blue they didn't have it. 0:27:30.480 --> 0:27:34.480 Wow, this is terrifying. First of all, if that's really 0:27:34.560 --> 0:27:35.800 what she said, that's terrifying. 0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:36.080 Huh. 0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:39.439 And also what's terrifying is how close that that was, 0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:43.120 Like Martha Stewart was in the room, and she also 0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:43.600 says things. 0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:47.000 She also says things like this, you are very humorous. 0:27:47.560 --> 0:27:48.680 Did you find you humorous? 0:27:48.840 --> 0:27:49.159 Yeah? 0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:51.480 That she is one of those I think these people 0:27:51.520 --> 0:27:54.359 that you know that you're very funny. Like that's the 0:27:54.440 --> 0:28:00.800 thing with executives, like in Hollywood, they'll say you are hilarious, hilarious, 0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:04.000 I loved you, or your show is hilarious and you're hilarious, 0:28:04.280 --> 0:28:05.119 and you have. 0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:09.800 A hilarious accent. Are you from outside of the country? 0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:10.919 You should work that. 0:28:11.240 --> 0:28:13.320 Did you get a lot when you first came here 0:28:13.359 --> 0:28:15.280 to get work? Did you get a lot of Southern jobs? 0:28:15.359 --> 0:28:17.639 Was it a lottle like Larry the Cable Guy's wife 0:28:17.680 --> 0:28:18.280 and stuff? 0:28:18.480 --> 0:28:22.360 I mean yes, yeah, I mean I did a voiceover 0:28:22.440 --> 0:28:24.600 on King of the Hill where they go to the 0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:28.680 super the megalomart and one of my lines was, wait, 0:28:28.760 --> 0:28:31.680 don't sail super squarters anymore on account of they're dangerous. 0:28:34.320 --> 0:28:36.440 And then I was also a dispatch lady in the 0:28:36.440 --> 0:28:41.040 police office. It was like all units, Code nine, all units. 0:28:41.440 --> 0:28:43.959 That's very good. It's like you picked up that Southern 0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:45.120 stuff very quick. 0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:48.479 I auditioned for this pilot. I wanted it so badly 0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:50.960 one year and it was set in a small town 0:28:51.720 --> 0:28:54.800 in Texas. That was like, I got this and it's 0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:58.840 like the no nonsense like Judge in the small town. 0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:02.240 I'm like, yes, this is me. And so I went 0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:04.560 in and I played it exactly like one of the 0:29:04.560 --> 0:29:07.200 people I know in my small town from home. And 0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:11.280 the writer loved it, and the network because I went 0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:13.800 all the way to the network read they said, she's 0:29:14.000 --> 0:29:17.719 making fun of Texas and that's going to make people uncomfortable. 0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:21.360 I was like, what I am from Texas. I am 0:29:21.360 --> 0:29:24.040 playing a person from my hometown. This is exactly who 0:29:24.040 --> 0:29:24.360 they are. 0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:25.800 I have that story as well. 0:29:25.880 --> 0:29:28.360 When I first go at the town, the movie Braveheart 0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:29.360 had just come. 0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:31.400 Out and they were an audition for Braveheart. 0:29:31.520 --> 0:29:34.480 I did didn't get it enough. 0:29:35.760 --> 0:29:36.840 I auditioned for Brave Heart. 0:29:36.880 --> 0:29:39.640 Everybody in Scotland edition for Brave I didn't get it, 0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:43.719 and I've kind of forceded the resentment about that ever since. 0:29:44.320 --> 0:29:45.440 But I'm going to let that go. 0:29:46.040 --> 0:29:47.280 I think you should hold on to it. 0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:48.200 I'll keep going. 0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:52.560 But when I got here, I had come out and 0:29:53.360 --> 0:29:55.320 you know what the worst thing was lots of people 0:29:55.320 --> 0:29:55.760 who got it. 0:29:55.840 --> 0:29:57.760 You're like, guys, it's fucking hopeless. 0:29:58.040 --> 0:30:00.280 Yeah, and he's not Scotted. 0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:01.640 And he's not Scottish. Well, the guy who got my 0:30:01.760 --> 0:30:04.040 job wasn't Scottish. The job that I was down to 0:30:04.080 --> 0:30:05.960 the last two and the guy who got the job 0:30:06.120 --> 0:30:09.480 was Irish, and to be fair, he was playing Irish. 0:30:09.520 --> 0:30:10.360 So is all right? 0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:12.800 I see the guy that was like, that's my island. 0:30:13.000 --> 0:30:14.920 Yeah, that was the job. 0:30:15.040 --> 0:30:16.680 And I was right there and I met mel Gibson 0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:18.479 a couple of times and everything. I didn't get it. 0:30:18.800 --> 0:30:20.840 It's like I was crushed because I could really use 0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:23.120 that job at the time. Now I don't know, but 0:30:23.640 --> 0:30:26.160 then I was like, I could really have done right right. 0:30:26.440 --> 0:30:28.680 Actually now I would still love that job. I don't 0:30:28.680 --> 0:30:30.360 know why I'm trying to say that wouldn't I would. 0:30:31.280 --> 0:30:34.840 That's not the story. The story is this. The story 0:30:34.960 --> 0:30:37.400 is I got to LA because I was so angry 0:30:37.440 --> 0:30:39.400 at not getting the job. Brave heart, and I'm going 0:30:39.400 --> 0:30:41.880 to move to America and get a different job. Yeah, 0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:43.560 that's one of the reasons. And I came here and 0:30:43.560 --> 0:30:46.520 I couldn't get a job, and I auditioned. They wanted 0:30:46.640 --> 0:30:51.040 a Scottish actor to read the audio book series of 0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:52.959 the Brave Heart spin off books. 0:30:53.280 --> 0:30:54.040 Did you do it? 0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:55.600 I auditioned for it. 0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:59.920 Yeah, and the executive said, we just don't fail your accent. 0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:03.040 It is authentic. I'm like, I'm doing a fucking Scottish press. 0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:05.760 You've ever met your fucking life now. If he had 0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:07.920 heard me say that, he would have said, oh, yeah, 0:31:08.080 --> 0:31:09.280 maybe that is authentic. 0:31:09.480 --> 0:31:11.400 But I didn't get the job. I wasn't Scottish enough. 0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:13.920 So you auditioned twice for Braveheart. 0:31:14.040 --> 0:31:15.640 Both times didn't get it. 0:31:15.720 --> 0:31:17.560 Well, I think you're okay to hold on to that. 0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:18.800 Yeah, I'm seething. 0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:20.560 Yeah, when I think of it, maybe if I do 0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:23.480 the Netflix reboot, because it must be a bit ready for. 0:31:23.440 --> 0:31:26.080 A musical, yeah or something. 0:31:26.360 --> 0:31:29.480 Yes, But anyway, I didn't get Brave Heart twice, is 0:31:29.520 --> 0:31:30.160 what I'm saying. 0:31:30.200 --> 0:31:31.400 I don't know why I brought that up. 0:31:31.440 --> 0:31:34.000 I brought it out because I seethed with resentment about it. 0:31:34.120 --> 0:31:36.600 Oh and we were also talking about You asked me 0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:38.840 if i'd ever done a role where I got to 0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:39.600 use my accent. 0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:42.720 Yeah, yeah, well, but in the office you kind of 0:31:42.800 --> 0:31:45.480 used your accent. I did not a little bit. You 0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:46.680 could hear it a little bit, I. 0:31:46.680 --> 0:31:50.040 Know, well, like three o'clock in the afternoon, you can 0:31:50.080 --> 0:31:53.200 always hear it. I'd get a little tired, and like 0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:56.720 after lunch one time, I had to say, you send 0:31:56.760 --> 0:32:00.640 us all these filthy emails. And I can't say a 0:32:00.720 --> 0:32:04.080 vowel with it like an eye before an L, or 0:32:04.280 --> 0:32:07.320 like any vowel in front of an L. I'm just screwed. 0:32:07.920 --> 0:32:10.800 So I and I was also tired, and I wasn't focusing, 0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:13.480 and so I said, you send us all these failthy emails. 0:32:14.160 --> 0:32:17.360 And John Krasinski was like, hello, Texas has a rive. 0:32:18.960 --> 0:32:22.440 And I also had to say a hand tilled field. 0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:26.040 Hand to say, And I kept saying hand healed field, 0:32:26.120 --> 0:32:28.400 hand tail fild, hand tiled field, and then they just 0:32:28.480 --> 0:32:30.520 the writer came over and said, just say hand plowed. 0:32:30.800 --> 0:32:33.400 Oh nice. Yeah, well, I think it's interesting. 0:32:33.520 --> 0:32:36.000 It seems to me, and maybe I'm wrong, but it 0:32:36.040 --> 0:32:38.360 seems to me that the cost of the office. 0:32:38.160 --> 0:32:40.880 Got along, we really did. Yeah, I knew that you 0:32:40.960 --> 0:32:45.000 remained friends we have a group text. We still text amazing. Yeah, 0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:46.440 you don't have realized. 0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:49.760 I think we're really fortunate. I think also the show, 0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:53.080 I mean, Steve Crill set the tone. He was no 0:32:53.240 --> 0:32:56.440 ego and so he's a very nice, nice, nice person, 0:32:57.120 --> 0:33:00.840 and he was so up for like whoever could sell 0:33:00.840 --> 0:33:03.040 the joke the best, Like it didn't have to be 0:33:03.600 --> 0:33:05.400 number one on the call sheet to sell the joke. 0:33:05.560 --> 0:33:07.400 Like if we had a line that wasn't working and 0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:09.360 then Philis said it and it killed the room, Phyllis 0:33:09.360 --> 0:33:12.560 should say it. And it was a real collaborative like 0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:14.000 creative effort that way, right. 0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:17.280 So that's really that also is very rare. Yeah, did 0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:19.240 you ever have any interaction with Ricky Jervase. 0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:22.920 Yes, So he came to set and he was there 0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:26.440 one day at lunch and I was going through the 0:33:26.520 --> 0:33:29.720 lunch line and the ad came out to me, assistant 0:33:29.760 --> 0:33:32.959 director and said, Angela, you're talking head is first up 0:33:32.960 --> 0:33:36.720 after lunch, And I said, oh okay. And one of 0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:38.720 our producers were like, oh, Ricky's going to be here 0:33:38.920 --> 0:33:41.160 for that. You can watch that, and I was like, 0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:44.160 oh great, And then Ricky looked at me and said, 0:33:44.400 --> 0:33:46.680 don't worry. I don't tisk too loudly. 0:33:49.280 --> 0:33:52.960 He is a very interesting guy, Ricky Jervase, I think 0:33:53.000 --> 0:33:56.200 because he's nothing like people think he is. Yeah, yeah, 0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:58.040 he's very he's shy. 0:33:58.520 --> 0:34:01.120 Yeah, he was very nice. 0:34:00.520 --> 0:34:02.360 And are you shy? Very nice? You know what he 0:34:02.400 --> 0:34:04.400 reminds me of. Did you ever meet Don Rickles? 0:34:04.720 --> 0:34:07.280 No, but I would have loved Don was on my 0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:10.200 shoe Yeah, yeah, he was great on your show. He 0:34:10.360 --> 0:34:11.520 was great on talk shows. 0:34:11.640 --> 0:34:13.000 Yeah he was. He was fantastic. 0:34:13.360 --> 0:34:16.520 But he was nothing like that, you know, he was 0:34:16.600 --> 0:34:20.439 nothing like this kind of a sair. Yeah. He was very, 0:34:20.560 --> 0:34:25.240 very shy and quiet and kind of afraid of his wife. 0:34:25.600 --> 0:34:26.520 And Ricky's kind. 0:34:26.360 --> 0:34:26.719 Of the same. 0:34:28.640 --> 0:34:32.040 My favorite thing is when Ricky post photos of Jane 0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:35.600 like alone, and he'll say Jane and her friends like 0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:39.920 she's like alone alone in a field somewhere. She's very 0:34:40.000 --> 0:34:41.680 nice too. We showed the same birthday. 0:34:42.120 --> 0:34:44.960 Really, is you her? And Hitler? 0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:46.000 No? No? 0:34:46.640 --> 0:34:47.759 And Ricky? Oh you? 0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:48.280 And Ricky? 0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:48.560 Right? 0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:50.200 What's your birthday? 0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:56.280 June? That's not Hiller's birthday. It's not He was April sometime. 0:34:56.360 --> 0:34:59.640 I think April twenty seventh. I think same as my sister. 0:35:00.440 --> 0:35:01.040 Is he really? 0:35:01.520 --> 0:35:07.600 I mean was he well personality, Yeah, a little bit. No, no, 0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:08.120 no completely. 0:35:08.360 --> 0:35:10.799 I met some of your family at my at my 0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:12.560 house at the COVID party. 0:35:12.680 --> 0:35:12.919 Yeah. 0:35:12.960 --> 0:35:14.960 I don't call it the cool although it was. I 0:35:14.960 --> 0:35:16.200 guess I like a third of the. 0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:17.080 People got no. 0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:20.560 Yeah, I know who it was. I mean, we know, 0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:23.800 we know it was. We know America right from America. 0:35:24.000 --> 0:35:25.920 Yeah, but it was bad because there were some old 0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:29.680 Scottish people there who got them. They made it, they 0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:33.759 all made it. They were they got American going like 0:35:33.960 --> 0:35:36.240 it's nothing like that Scottish COVID. 0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:41.319 American COVID is easiast like decaff. It was all right. 0:35:49.280 --> 0:35:52.799 So after you left my house in Scotland, Yeah, then 0:35:52.840 --> 0:35:54.239 you went to Andy Murray's house. 0:35:54.719 --> 0:35:58.160 No, okay, Murray's another time, another time, another time you 0:35:58.200 --> 0:35:58.840 were in Scotland. 0:35:58.840 --> 0:36:00.080 You didn't tell me, you said it and mur. 0:36:00.520 --> 0:36:03.479 I went to Scotland for my honeymoon and I came 0:36:03.600 --> 0:36:06.839 and I before I went on my honeymoon, I asked you. 0:36:07.120 --> 0:36:10.160 I said, I'm going to Scotland. You said when I 0:36:10.200 --> 0:36:12.960 said March, and you said, oh, it's a horrible time 0:36:13.000 --> 0:36:13.760 to go to Scotland. 0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:13.920 You go. 0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:14.879 Actually it doesn't matter. 0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:18.640 No, I live there and it's lovely. But it does rain. 0:36:18.920 --> 0:36:20.759 No, no, no, you just meant yeah it was going to 0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:22.719 rain all the time, all the time. It's rain and 0:36:23.000 --> 0:36:27.839 but we had the best time. Yeah, we didn't care. 0:36:28.360 --> 0:36:32.000 But we went after your house. We went, oh god, 0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:35.160 this is like we did the classic American thing where 0:36:35.200 --> 0:36:36.560 the only place is kind. 0:36:36.400 --> 0:36:38.200 Of like the Griswolds. When you turned up, I got 0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:41.040 to say it. I know, I know that you had 0:36:41.120 --> 0:36:43.719 check pants out and everything. It's nebulous. 0:36:44.080 --> 0:36:46.239 Well you somebody did. It may have been me, I 0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:47.759 don't know. Somebody was wearing take pat. 0:36:48.120 --> 0:36:50.760 We we left your house. We loaded up in this giant, 0:36:51.040 --> 0:36:53.279 biggest car we could find in Scotland to fit our 0:36:53.280 --> 0:36:56.080 whole family. We had this driver, Gary, who was so great. 0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:59.280 I loved him. And we get in and we found 0:36:59.280 --> 0:37:01.520 the only place I think you can find that has 0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:03.760 an indoor swimming pool with a slide. 0:37:04.040 --> 0:37:05.359 Yeah. I didn't know they had one of those. 0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:07.960 Yeah, because our kids really they were like can we swim? 0:37:08.000 --> 0:37:09.000 We're like in Scotland. 0:37:09.360 --> 0:37:09.600 Yeah. 0:37:09.760 --> 0:37:12.200 My husband's like, good lord, but he found a place. 0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:15.480 They loved it. They loved it. 0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:15.879 That's good. 0:37:15.880 --> 0:37:17.080 What was the place do you remember? 0:37:17.320 --> 0:37:18.120 Cambridge House? 0:37:18.280 --> 0:37:19.320 Okay, that's ed. 0:37:19.360 --> 0:37:21.919 I want to go because I see their indoor swimming pool. 0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:24.120 Yeah, so you can do the indoor pool, you can 0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:26.400 do the slide. The kids got me up on the slide. 0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:29.759 Those were a little bit embarrassing, and they were like, Mom, 0:37:29.880 --> 0:37:31.719 go on your knees. We're going on our knees. It's 0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:34.120 really fun. It's like a corkscrew slide. 0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:34.480 Right. 0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:36.759 They're like, but go on your knees. Because I went 0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:39.200 on my butt. That was already embarrassing because your feet 0:37:39.280 --> 0:37:41.680 fly up at the end, and the end it ends 0:37:41.719 --> 0:37:43.920 near the hot tub, so everyone in the hot tubs, 0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:45.520 just the mysteries. 0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:52.799 Zone, those sophisticated, sophistic of Long Island general types from 0:37:52.880 --> 0:37:54.760 Scotland to the home. 0:37:58.239 --> 0:38:01.000 Exactly. So the kids were go down on your knees. 0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:02.360 I was like, all right, fine, So I went on 0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:05.160 my knees and when I did, I got the whistle. 0:38:05.600 --> 0:38:07.919 I got the whistle, and they shamed you. The shame 0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:11.800 lifeguard like and this isn't enclosed, it's not a big space. 0:38:11.840 --> 0:38:14.640 She whistles and she goes, sorry, you can't do your knees. 0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:17.399 And I was like, and I turned to my kids 0:38:17.440 --> 0:38:19.320 and they're like we've done it like three times. 0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:22.800 Yeah, but the difference is, of course your kids are children. 0:38:23.120 --> 0:38:25.920 Oh yeah, and I'm fifty year old woman. 0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:27.440 And so you should know. 0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:30.440 Bear. Let me ask you about your driver without mentioning 0:38:30.440 --> 0:38:31.160 any names. 0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:32.120 Oh I loved him. 0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:34.759 No, I know. I'm just saying whenever I've had a 0:38:34.840 --> 0:38:36.920 driver in Scotland, if you have for something like that, 0:38:37.040 --> 0:38:40.160 or American friends who found a driver in Scotland, they 0:38:40.200 --> 0:38:43.239 always get kind of a tour, like the driver'll see 0:38:43.360 --> 0:38:47.040 this is where Bonny Prince gently found his hat after 0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:48.840 the Battle of Nuke and all. 0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:50.120 Did you get all that? 0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:54.120 No, we didn't. He was so great, Anna, he. 0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:56.360 So died great. Didn't tell you any of the stuff. No, 0:38:56.440 --> 0:38:57.360 he was great. 0:38:57.080 --> 0:39:00.640 Because we've had that guy, you know, that guy like please, 0:39:00.760 --> 0:39:01.239 I love you? 0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:03.480 But were you shut up for he's just making it 0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:04.040 up anyway. 0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:07.840 I know he's just And the Americans are like, oh. 0:39:06.840 --> 0:39:09.200 I did not believe that. Would you like some gum? 0:39:10.440 --> 0:39:11.000 Would you like? 0:39:11.200 --> 0:39:12.240 I love your English? 0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:13.920 Do you like a place where we could go on 0:39:13.960 --> 0:39:14.560 a slide? 0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:17.200 Do you have a Do you have an indoor slide 0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:19.640 where I can go on my knees? I really feel 0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:22.319 the needs a shop of Vagina. 0:39:23.520 --> 0:39:25.880 I did though. I came down that slide so fast. 0:39:25.960 --> 0:39:27.640 It was way faster than I thought I was going 0:39:27.719 --> 0:39:30.400 to go, and things got twisted. 0:39:30.800 --> 0:39:34.160 Oh I'm so sorry. And also that you were shamed 0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:39.320 by a Scottish lifeguard, because yeah, all Scottish civic order 0:39:39.560 --> 0:39:40.560 is based on shame. 0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:44.280 Oh yeah, yeah it's oh yea. I look at you 0:39:44.480 --> 0:39:49.319 and down there in your knees. That's awful, bad a 0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:53.080 bad pass. And I could hear your accent sometimes when 0:39:53.080 --> 0:39:54.840 you have in the office there, I said. 0:39:55.880 --> 0:39:57.239 Shame based I like it. 0:39:57.320 --> 0:39:59.680 I can't do I can't do a Scottish accent. I 0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:01.960 mean I I mean, I really one or two words 0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:04.600 here or there, and then then it veers off really badly. 0:40:04.920 --> 0:40:07.399 I think you have a musical ear and you could 0:40:07.400 --> 0:40:12.960 pick it up. See if you can. You can speak Indonesian. 0:40:13.400 --> 0:40:15.120 Do you ever think you know what I'm going to 0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:17.600 take the family. I'm just going to live in Indonesia. 0:40:18.960 --> 0:40:21.719 Scotland. Yes, you would do that, Scotland. I would live 0:40:21.719 --> 0:40:22.840 in Scotland. 0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:26.920 I would I heard, all right? 0:40:26.960 --> 0:40:30.359 All right? With all of its leaky problems, No, no, 0:40:30.360 --> 0:40:31.800 not anymore, They'll be fixed. 0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:34.920 I mean, the ghosts are still there. The leaks are done. 0:40:35.160 --> 0:40:37.840 You had people partying in that castle that was the 0:40:37.880 --> 0:40:38.479 party house. 0:40:38.640 --> 0:40:42.200 It was this overspilled castle. Yeah, yeah, it was bad. 0:40:42.520 --> 0:40:43.480 We didn't go over there. 0:40:43.520 --> 0:40:45.200 I didn't get it. Well. 0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:48.240 We had an extra place where they went to because 0:40:48.239 --> 0:40:50.920 there were some of the people liked to get twisted 0:40:50.960 --> 0:40:55.960 on drugs and alcohol, which is fine, but I don't 0:40:56.360 --> 0:40:57.759 do that, and I didn't like it in the house. 0:40:57.800 --> 0:40:59.400 And we had kids in the house and stuff, and 0:40:59.440 --> 0:41:01.680 so if you want to be up late, you're in 0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:03.600 the family house. 0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:05.680 Can I tell you one story. One morning I went 0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:09.359 down and next to where you guys were so nice, 0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:12.120 you had breakfast set up. There was a little room 0:41:12.200 --> 0:41:14.960 where there was a coffee and tea area. Yeah, the 0:41:15.239 --> 0:41:18.560 wee kitchen, Yeah, the wee kitchen. And there was a 0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:20.840 lady in there sort of setting up to me. Her 0:41:20.920 --> 0:41:24.640 name again Charlie, Yeah Sureley Okay. I said to my 0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:27.040 husband Josh, who was horrible with names, I said, he 0:41:27.080 --> 0:41:29.040 was in there getting coffee, and I said, what's the 0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:32.680 lady's name? He goes? I think it's like she said 0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:33.680 something like Chilah. 0:41:37.760 --> 0:41:39.240 That's what I said, And I. 0:41:39.120 --> 0:41:42.400 Said, are you sure he goes? I don't know. I 0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:45.279 don't know, and I said, oh my god. So I 0:41:45.320 --> 0:41:52.959 went in there and I said good morning, Charlatte. She 0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:58.000 looked at me like I was crazy crazy. And then 0:41:59.360 --> 0:42:01.919 she had said some tea bags and I said, what's 0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:04.239 your darkest tea bag? And then she looked at me 0:42:04.320 --> 0:42:06.960 like what And then I said, can I have two? 0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:10.600 And I had a little tiny cup and I put 0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:13.200 two tea bags in there and she said, I mean 0:42:13.239 --> 0:42:14.319 I can't do the accident all. 0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:15.239 No. 0:42:15.360 --> 0:42:17.920 She was like, if I drank God, i'd have the Jennis. 0:42:20.360 --> 0:42:23.680 I understood it. I understood what you did. If I 0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:24.400 took that, I'd have. 0:42:25.120 --> 0:42:28.200 Said it so fast and together. And I was like try. 0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:29.920 And we'd had a little bit of wine the night 0:42:29.960 --> 0:42:35.080 before you did. There was dancing. There was Scottish dancing. 0:42:35.160 --> 0:42:36.160 It was so fun. 0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:39.040 Yeah, it's Scotland. Yeah, gotta have the dance. Yeah. 0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:41.480 Yeah. So I always thought really bad because I was like, 0:42:41.560 --> 0:42:43.200 I just called that lady, tyl. 0:42:45.800 --> 0:42:49.800 Are you coming back to Scotland this year for another vacation? 0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:52.400 Because if you do, have got a surprise. 0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:56.000 I would love to. Why don't you because we've planned 0:42:56.000 --> 0:42:57.160 a tropical vacation. 0:42:57.640 --> 0:43:01.000 Well that the kids voted, So where are you going 0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:02.880 to go there? If you're going to go to the tropics, 0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:05.080 are you gonna like the Marshall Islands? 0:43:05.160 --> 0:43:06.920 I think we're going to go to French Polynesia. 0:43:07.440 --> 0:43:11.600 Now, what's the difference between French Polynesia and regular Polynesia? 0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:14.800 All right? So I don't know either. I think French Polynesia. 0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:16.879 They am I saying it wrong? 0:43:17.320 --> 0:43:18.360 No, no thing. So I don't know. 0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:19.120 I'm no expert. 0:43:19.160 --> 0:43:20.680 I mean we might both be saying it wrong, in 0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:22.000 which case you're in trouble. 0:43:22.040 --> 0:43:24.319 Ask me again, where are you going on vacation? Well, 0:43:24.360 --> 0:43:26.000 the kids want to go somewhere tropical. 0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:28.359 Right, are you going to French Polynesia? 0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:34.160 Why not? Is there a slide? Can I fly off 0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:35.880 and show my business to everyone? 0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:37.919 No, you don't want to do that there. 0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:38.840 Well, I get the whistle. 0:43:39.000 --> 0:43:43.640 You'll get the whistle if you could play the whistle. 0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:48.879 The French Polynesian culture, I don't think they have that 0:43:49.520 --> 0:43:50.680 shame based system. 0:43:50.800 --> 0:43:52.359 I don't know. I don't know what it's like over there. 0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:53.120 Where is it? 0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:55.040 What's the name of the name of big town over there? 0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:57.320 Okay, so you have Tahiti. 0:43:57.000 --> 0:43:58.959 Oh, that's where all the Australians go. 0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:04.280 Oh well, that'll be real fun. Go down slot. 0:44:04.719 --> 0:44:07.080 Do you know what happens when Australians go down slides? 0:44:07.400 --> 0:44:10.879 You have other little baby Australians and their tummies. What Yeah, 0:44:10.880 --> 0:44:13.319 they're marsupials, all Australians. 0:44:13.360 --> 0:44:16.280 That's what they don't tell you. All Australians have little 0:44:16.280 --> 0:44:17.080 baby Australians. 0:44:17.640 --> 0:44:18.920 How does it go when you tour there? 0:44:19.800 --> 0:44:22.200 Would I when I talk about that? I don't. 0:44:22.280 --> 0:44:24.040 I never brought it up when I was there because 0:44:24.280 --> 0:44:26.960 I think they might be wore a little embarrassed about it. 0:44:27.360 --> 0:44:29.840 But they all have They're like Russian dolls. There's an 0:44:29.880 --> 0:44:32.640 Australian and then there's another Australian and it goes all 0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:37.759 the way down and the smallest baby Australian is called Joey. 0:44:37.960 --> 0:44:40.560 That's true. That's baby kangaroos. 0:44:40.920 --> 0:44:41.720 Joey Kangaroo. 0:44:42.080 --> 0:44:43.160 Kangaroo is called Joey. 0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:46.160 I know this, And that was why Joey was named 0:44:46.200 --> 0:44:48.520 Joey and Friends, because the character originally was going to 0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:49.120 be Australian. 0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:53.000 Stop it. How do you know this great TV focalore? 0:44:53.120 --> 0:44:55.439 I made it up, but it does sound good. 0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:58.279 Why did I believe that? Because it probably would have 0:44:58.280 --> 0:44:59.279 gone and told someone that. 0:44:59.520 --> 0:45:02.640 Well, well, go ahead, I mean it might be true. 0:45:02.960 --> 0:45:05.239 Chandler was originally going to be called Chandler because he 0:45:05.280 --> 0:45:08.200 was a dealer in supplies and equipment for ships and 0:45:08.280 --> 0:45:09.640 ships and you. 0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:13.560 Know, funny thing. Monica was going to be called Monica 0:45:13.600 --> 0:45:14.200 because she's. 0:45:14.080 --> 0:45:18.400 A pirate because she had one eye eye Mona Cole Monica, 0:45:18.880 --> 0:45:21.920 get it, Monica? And what was the other one called 0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:26.400 Rachebe Phoebe and Rachel. Yeah, did you have the Rachel 0:45:26.440 --> 0:45:27.840 hair when you were at that age? 0:45:28.040 --> 0:45:30.400 I did not, but you. 0:45:32.400 --> 0:45:36.080 Have great hair. Had the Rachel had Rachel Kenna did. Actually, 0:45:36.120 --> 0:45:38.120 there's a no photograph of me in the Drag Carry Show. 0:45:38.160 --> 0:45:40.239 I'm like, wow, I've got the Rachel and it was 0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:41.239 running at the same time. 0:45:41.320 --> 0:45:43.000 You did have floppy hair for a bit. 0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:44.760 I did for a little bit. I had the Rachel. 0:45:44.880 --> 0:45:46.080 I mean it was the same time. 0:45:46.400 --> 0:45:49.280 I remember seeing you on the Drew Carey show, well 0:45:49.280 --> 0:45:52.319 before I met you, and I was like, that just 0:45:52.360 --> 0:45:53.359 looked like a lot of fun. 0:45:53.719 --> 0:45:55.799 It was a lot of fun. It was a lot 0:45:55.800 --> 0:45:57.920 of fun. But people used to call us, you know, 0:45:57.960 --> 0:45:59.480 they said that they wouldn't be able to say this now, 0:45:59.480 --> 0:46:01.600 but they said we were the ugly friends. 0:46:02.160 --> 0:46:03.000 No, they did it. 0:46:03.239 --> 0:46:04.200 That's what they said about us. 0:46:04.520 --> 0:46:06.959 Ah, And I was like, well, I don't know about 0:46:06.960 --> 0:46:10.560 everybody else, but I'm not loving with us. I'm gorgeous 0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:16.000 and some of those friends are creaking, you know, But 0:46:16.040 --> 0:46:17.840 that's what it is. You go have self esteem. 0:46:18.160 --> 0:46:21.000 Well, I had my rolodex is going with things I 0:46:21.040 --> 0:46:22.319 want to say, but I'm not saying. 0:46:23.000 --> 0:46:24.680 I know, what do you think now? 0:46:25.080 --> 0:46:27.759 Because comedy has changed quite about there's quite a lot 0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:30.880 there's new rules really about comedy now, which I'm okay 0:46:30.920 --> 0:46:35.719 with for the most part. But I wonder, like the 0:46:35.840 --> 0:46:38.120 Drew Carey Show, I think that would have to be 0:46:38.200 --> 0:46:40.799 well rewritten. I don't know, I can't I can't think, 0:46:40.840 --> 0:46:42.120 but I think there's probably be a lot of jokes 0:46:42.160 --> 0:46:42.920 wouldn't be allowed. 0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:47.200 Well, I certainly think that most of entertainment is a 0:46:47.239 --> 0:46:49.680 time stamp of when it was made, you know, and 0:46:49.680 --> 0:46:53.120 we should we should look back with reflection. It should 0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:56.239 you know, bump us here or there, because hopefully we're 0:46:56.280 --> 0:46:59.920 all evolving and the way we relate to one another's evolving. 0:47:00.040 --> 0:47:02.080 Or even if it's not. Fashions change. 0:47:02.280 --> 0:47:05.360 Yeah, So sometimes when you see people wearing you know, 0:47:05.600 --> 0:47:10.359 stonewashed denim. Nobody wears that anymore. You shouldn't really do that, 0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:12.759 but some people just won't let it go. 0:47:13.120 --> 0:47:14.719 No, some people want to hold on. 0:47:14.920 --> 0:47:16.960 Yeah, but I don't. I don't think you should. I'm 0:47:17.040 --> 0:47:20.400 quite happy with with comedy moving on without me. 0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:22.920 No, No, it's fine. 0:47:23.600 --> 0:47:26.120 No, you had great bits. Look at all the bets 0:47:26.200 --> 0:47:27.120 you had today. 0:47:27.320 --> 0:47:29.719 You had all the bets we had to cut. 0:47:31.440 --> 0:47:34.000 You really were your bets. 0:47:34.040 --> 0:47:36.239 Actually, when I think about it, like you've had to 0:47:36.239 --> 0:47:37.759 cut out all of your bets. 0:47:38.360 --> 0:47:39.560 You had some bits. 0:47:39.719 --> 0:47:43.640 Yeah, well but wait, you turned really fast. It's easy 0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:46.640 to see how you've been successful in Hollywood. You were like, 0:47:46.760 --> 0:47:48.680 first of all, you had great bets, and then I said, 0:47:48.719 --> 0:47:50.440 well you had you had some bad bets, and then 0:47:50.440 --> 0:47:52.080 you had your bets are the worst, like you were 0:47:52.200 --> 0:47:54.560 Boom one eight Netflix. 0:47:54.640 --> 0:47:58.080 I think recording this, what's the whole. 0:47:57.880 --> 0:47:59.400 Point, you know what? 0:47:59.640 --> 0:48:01.359 I was the direct in a film and my mom 0:48:01.440 --> 0:48:02.680 came to it and there was like it was a 0:48:02.680 --> 0:48:04.880 big set update and there was tons of stuff. 0:48:04.840 --> 0:48:06.880 And she went, oh, this is just very impressive. If 0:48:06.920 --> 0:48:08.600 you should take some photographs. 0:48:08.920 --> 0:48:12.719 I went, the whole fucking reason anyone's here is to 0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:16.960 take photographs for filming it. She meant no, but you know, photographs. 0:48:17.440 --> 0:48:19.440 I was like, yeah, all right, we'll take some photographs. 0:48:19.520 --> 0:48:21.840 But we never did. And you know what, that movie 0:48:21.880 --> 0:48:24.760 was a failure because there weren't enough photographs. 0:48:24.800 --> 0:48:26.880 And did you ever directed the film or did you 0:48:26.920 --> 0:48:27.920 direct the office at all? 0:48:28.200 --> 0:48:28.520 No? 0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:30.040 No, no, I didn't. I didn't. 0:48:30.080 --> 0:48:30.719 I don't know. 0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:31.839 I didn't want to take that on. 0:48:32.640 --> 0:48:34.040 I think you'd be great at that. 0:48:34.200 --> 0:48:37.160 I like to write, so that's the stuff that's like 0:48:37.200 --> 0:48:39.239 what I like to do. I've sold five shows. They 0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:42.120 haven't gone, but I always love to write about. 0:48:41.880 --> 0:48:43.759 At ten in one ratio anyway, so you have to 0:48:43.760 --> 0:48:45.960 do another five five before it. 0:48:46.520 --> 0:48:49.279 Now, someday I'm going to write something for us, or 0:48:49.320 --> 0:48:51.880 we're going to do something that would make me so happy. 0:48:51.920 --> 0:48:52.759 I would love to do that. 0:48:52.840 --> 0:48:57.360 I think it should be a romantic comedy, okay, okay, 0:48:57.640 --> 0:49:01.680 And it's set in a castle in Scottland, maybe where 0:49:01.920 --> 0:49:04.560 you're American and I'm not. 0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:06.320 And you're a local hire. 0:49:06.680 --> 0:49:09.560 Well I could be maybe like the cleaning person, and 0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:13.120 you could think I'm older than I am, but I'm 0:49:13.160 --> 0:49:15.440 not as old as that. I just look old because 0:49:15.760 --> 0:49:20.040 you're Scottish. Scottish and I'm tired. And then you find out, 0:49:20.200 --> 0:49:24.560 you know, I'm young enough for you to consider dating. Yeah, 0:49:24.640 --> 0:49:25.279 that would be it. 0:49:25.440 --> 0:49:28.840 And I'm a chandler. You've come there for business. 0:49:28.520 --> 0:49:31.760 You've come there to sell goods and services to boats 0:49:31.760 --> 0:49:35.120 and ships. Yeah, and I've got one eye and. 0:49:35.080 --> 0:49:40.560 You got one eye that sells it. Oh my god. 0:49:40.600 --> 0:49:42.720 I feel like we were on episode twelve already. 0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:45.279 I can't wait for like the television critic to be like, 0:49:45.600 --> 0:49:48.799 what was your choice having him have one eye? What 0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:50.520 was that? What was your motivation? 0:49:50.800 --> 0:49:51.040 Yeah? 0:49:51.600 --> 0:49:54.759 I don't think anyone asks these questions anymore. I don't 0:49:54.760 --> 0:49:57.879 think there are show business journalists anymore. It's either you 0:49:57.960 --> 0:49:59.880 suck or I stand for this. 0:50:00.239 --> 0:50:00.680 That's it. 0:50:01.040 --> 0:50:01.760 Like or dislike. 0:50:01.920 --> 0:50:04.680 Yeah, it's you know, ones or zeros. It's all the algorithm. 0:50:04.680 --> 0:50:06.560 You either you know, you either owe for it, you're 0:50:06.600 --> 0:50:09.520 all against it. That's it. There's no see And most 0:50:09.560 --> 0:50:11.880 of my life I've That's where I've lived, the sweet 0:50:11.920 --> 0:50:15.040 spot between I hate them and I love it. Man, 0:50:16.480 --> 0:50:18.719 it doesn't it doesn't bother me that much. And now 0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:21.680 May is gone, Mays gone, there's no there's no place 0:50:21.719 --> 0:50:22.200 for me to be. 0:50:22.640 --> 0:50:24.040 I think you found a home and I think it's 0:50:24.120 --> 0:50:24.560 right here. 0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:25.080 Yeah. 0:50:25.280 --> 0:50:28.080 Next thing it has cameras. 0:50:27.880 --> 0:50:31.000 There, uh huh yeah, and you're leaky ace. 0:50:31.000 --> 0:50:32.600 Event I'll go back to my castle. 0:50:32.640 --> 0:50:34.040 This place's phone and this. 0:50:34.200 --> 0:50:35.440 You've done a great job with this. 0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:37.799 I have to be honest with you. When I saw this, 0:50:37.960 --> 0:50:42.719 I thought, whose idea? And then I thought it might 0:50:42.800 --> 0:50:46.920 be somebody who's in this room this idea. So then 0:50:46.960 --> 0:50:48.399 I didn't say in about because I thought you didn't 0:50:48.400 --> 0:50:49.400 want to hurt anyone's feeling. 0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:52.560 Maybe it's to hide that, like Mike packed diary thing here. 0:50:52.760 --> 0:50:54.680 Oh yeah, but you're because you're filming a show. 0:50:54.960 --> 0:50:58.799 I thought it was like radio and podcast means radio. 0:50:58.640 --> 0:51:00.520 Right, No, And then you've got some place SATs. 0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:01.080 Yeah. 0:51:01.160 --> 0:51:04.360 In case we have lunch, we might have supper. Lunch, 0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:07.640 supper supper now here. Let me ask you this supper 0:51:07.719 --> 0:51:13.160 is when Quinn quen quin quen Do you have supper? 0:51:14.120 --> 0:51:21.920 We have supper? This is accent from nowhere. No, don't know. Okay, 0:51:22.640 --> 0:51:25.120 we have supper, you know around five thirty. 0:51:25.320 --> 0:51:28.440 See, that's not supper. Supper is a snack before bedtime. 0:51:28.719 --> 0:51:29.360 In Scotland. 0:51:29.960 --> 0:51:32.960 You usually have explains a lot of my conversations are 0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:36.400 they Its a lot because you know, Scottish people like 0:51:36.480 --> 0:51:39.320 to have a pie and some potatoes for a snack 0:51:39.360 --> 0:51:40.240 before they go to sleep. 0:51:40.400 --> 0:51:46.280 Mmm, supper, supper and then breakfast, second breakfast. 0:51:47.120 --> 0:51:49.799 You had sucker breakfast. Oh yeah, because I came down 0:51:49.800 --> 0:51:52.200 to have breakfast and you were there and we had 0:51:52.200 --> 0:51:55.239 breakfast together. It was early Yeah. Then I went for 0:51:55.280 --> 0:51:56.880 a walk and I came back and there was a 0:51:56.880 --> 0:51:59.200 whole other wave of people having breakfast. Yeah, and you 0:51:59.320 --> 0:52:00.280 had breakfast. 0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:03.239 It's second breakfast. I'm gonna tell you you never have 0:52:03.280 --> 0:52:05.759 a second breakfast. It's in the larger the rings, in 0:52:05.800 --> 0:52:08.440 the hobbit and everything. You're allowed to have it. It's literary. 0:52:08.800 --> 0:52:09.919 You audition for that too. 0:52:10.080 --> 0:52:11.280 No, I did not. No. 0:52:11.280 --> 0:52:12.520 No, at that point I gave up. 0:52:12.600 --> 0:52:16.319 I knew that I knew that the costume drama thing 0:52:16.480 --> 0:52:16.919 is the world. 0:52:16.920 --> 0:52:18.560 I do a period piece. 0:52:18.680 --> 0:52:21.360 I don't look like someone who's from another time. Apparently 0:52:21.440 --> 0:52:22.360 I think i'd be great, And. 0:52:22.840 --> 0:52:24.640 I don't think I do either. You know what, I 0:52:24.640 --> 0:52:26.799 don't think I can sell it because I think even 0:52:26.840 --> 0:52:28.920 if you put me like in like some kind of 0:52:29.000 --> 0:52:31.280 like Bridgerton like outfit. 0:52:31.000 --> 0:52:34.080 I'd just be like yeah. I think that's it too. 0:52:34.120 --> 0:52:36.279 I think if you you can dress me up like 0:52:36.600 --> 0:52:39.000 someone from Shakespeare's time, I'll just look like an idiot 0:52:39.280 --> 0:52:42.799 from medieval times or something. It's like, oh, look it's 0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:46.960 the dorman from medieval times. Yeah, that's how I talk. 0:52:48.160 --> 0:52:51.800 That's your act, that's your acting voice. This might explain 0:52:51.840 --> 0:52:52.200 some things. 0:52:55.000 --> 0:53:01.000 That's brave, heart, brave, that's my all. They may take 0:53:01.040 --> 0:53:05.080 our lives, but I won't take our freedom. Kids, No 0:53:05.960 --> 0:53:06.719 fucking way. 0:53:07.920 --> 0:53:14.480 You kill that king. 0:53:14.680 --> 0:53:17.440 You come up here trying to fucking take our fucking way. 0:53:17.880 --> 0:53:21.440 If you take our women, now come for you. I 0:53:21.480 --> 0:53:24.040 can't you. We just got the E. 0:53:24.600 --> 0:53:26.360 What does he mean explicit? 0:53:27.160 --> 0:53:27.919 We got the E? 0:53:28.640 --> 0:53:32.000 We have an E has the great podcast? 0:53:32.920 --> 0:53:33.600 You got an E? 0:53:33.800 --> 0:53:35.040 I think I got all the time. 0:53:35.760 --> 0:53:38.120 It will tie in with my own school reports. I'm fine, 0:53:38.120 --> 0:53:41.200 and it's like this is below F. 0:53:41.520 --> 0:53:44.400 It's right in the Yeah, that's. 0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:45.239 What is F. 0:53:45.320 --> 0:53:49.640 And then just leave already, like go on work in 0:53:49.719 --> 0:53:51.879 a store. Were you good at school? Yeah? 0:53:52.120 --> 0:53:54.920 Yeah, I bet you were. Actually I like sassy and 0:53:54.960 --> 0:53:55.720 clever and stuff. 0:53:55.800 --> 0:53:58.359 Yeah, I liked it. I volunteered and I raise my hand. 0:54:00.040 --> 0:54:02.759 I wrote my English teacher a letter after when I 0:54:02.800 --> 0:54:06.160 was in college, I titled it captain O my captain. 0:54:06.760 --> 0:54:07.160 Wow. 0:54:07.640 --> 0:54:09.799 Such a dork. Such a dork you are. 0:54:10.200 --> 0:54:12.000 It's amazing to me that you and I are friends, 0:54:12.000 --> 0:54:14.160 because I feel like we're very different but yet the same. 0:54:14.200 --> 0:54:14.960 I don't know what it is. 0:54:15.120 --> 0:54:17.960 I don't know. I mean, I feel like there's a 0:54:18.000 --> 0:54:21.279 time we would have met and like we would have 0:54:21.800 --> 0:54:22.120 you know. 0:54:22.200 --> 0:54:24.480 Oh yeah, been crazy. Oh yeah, I think so. Yeah, 0:54:24.560 --> 0:54:25.280 yeah for sure. 0:54:25.800 --> 0:54:27.680 But but you probably wouldn't have hung out with me 0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:31.000 like like a lot, because I probably would have worked 0:54:31.000 --> 0:54:31.799 down on you too much. 0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:34.160 I don't know about that. I mean I think I 0:54:34.200 --> 0:54:36.880 would have probably. You know, I had a habit when 0:54:36.920 --> 0:54:42.280 I was a young man of spontaneously falling asleep outside. Yeah, 0:54:42.320 --> 0:54:44.560 I was kind of drunk. Oh yeah, you know, so 0:54:44.600 --> 0:54:47.680 I would like fall asleep and pee myself. Oh no, yeah, 0:54:47.760 --> 0:54:51.120 it's a thing. Yeah, it's called he had his alcoholism. 0:54:51.160 --> 0:54:51.759 You ever heard of it? 0:54:52.200 --> 0:54:56.600 I have. It's fabulous, you know, I mean in a 0:54:56.680 --> 0:55:00.239 way and then in other ways. Not you never into 0:55:00.239 --> 0:55:01.080 trouble with then like that. 0:55:01.800 --> 0:55:05.200 No, But I mean I love a glass of Samniel blanc. 0:55:05.400 --> 0:55:06.120 Yeah I do. 0:55:07.560 --> 0:55:08.520 Yeah, that's not the same. 0:55:08.719 --> 0:55:12.799 That's like, have some glasses of wine, get little chatty. 0:55:12.960 --> 0:55:16.920 Yeah. Yeah, I've done that too, yeah yeah. And then 0:55:17.440 --> 0:55:21.000 that's like the first two three minutes, and then it's 0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:23.200 sky and get a little stabby. 0:55:23.800 --> 0:55:25.120 Yeah, and then the pissies. 0:55:26.520 --> 0:55:27.680 You had to go to the pissies. 0:55:27.760 --> 0:55:29.920 I was trying to make it sound more butch and stabby, 0:55:29.960 --> 0:55:32.680 but then you took it to the pissies, the peepee time. 0:55:33.680 --> 0:55:34.880 That's the that was. 0:55:34.920 --> 0:55:36.920 Actually, I think the reason I got sober was not 0:55:37.000 --> 0:55:40.200 because of the bad stuff like fights and stuff, but 0:55:40.280 --> 0:55:40.879 the kind of. 0:55:40.880 --> 0:55:44.440 Embarrassing like a pied myself, myself. 0:55:44.440 --> 0:55:48.080 Beating myself once too often. That's it, all right, Well 0:55:48.120 --> 0:55:49.440 we have to go now. I think that's enough. 0:55:49.480 --> 0:55:54.279 We've got to We've got enough excited. 0:55:54.640 --> 0:55:59.839 Yeah for E live that podcast you do with your 0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:01.719 and gin E. 0:56:02.080 --> 0:56:07.320 For E, that's exactly what I was thinking. I was 0:56:07.440 --> 0:56:10.480 literally thinking, elephant, Yeah, this is why we should have, 0:56:10.719 --> 0:56:12.400 you know, hung out. 0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:15.759 Had babies together, because we both have blame improv yeah, 0:56:15.760 --> 0:56:18.520 we have terrible improve Our babies would have been able 0:56:18.560 --> 0:56:19.799 to say yes and yes. 0:56:20.320 --> 0:56:21.680 That would have been their first words. 0:56:22.880 --> 0:56:24.560 Craig, I love you, I love you too, I love 0:56:24.560 --> 0:56:25.799 seeing you, I love hanging out. 0:56:26.000 --> 0:56:28.320 I love hanging out with you. Come back to Scotland 0:56:28.360 --> 0:56:30.120 when you're done with French Polynesia. 0:56:30.200 --> 0:56:32.359 I know I want to. I would come all the time. 0:56:32.480 --> 0:56:34.240 I would buy your crappy other castle. 0:56:34.360 --> 0:56:36.600 Yeah, well, you know, I have to think about it. 0:56:36.680 --> 0:56:38.120 I'll give you mates rates. 0:56:38.200 --> 0:56:40.600 That's what you told me. You told me you'd give 0:56:40.640 --> 0:56:41.520 me a good deal on it. 0:56:41.719 --> 0:56:44.080 Well, i'll give you mates rates. I'll sell you a cost, 0:56:44.360 --> 0:56:47.120 no you know, thirteenth century cost. They'll be updated for it, 0:56:47.239 --> 0:56:51.400 right right, So like forty bucks fifty bucks. 0:56:51.480 --> 0:56:56.480 That's a really good deal. Oh no, all right, good bye. 0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:02.080 Some of the fo