WEBVTT - 03/22/22 DPS Hour 3 Sean Salisbury 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.520 You are listening to the Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:10.320 Sports Radio, final hour of the program, well just today Tuesday, 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:13.080 Dan and the Dan H. Dan Patrick Show. Later on 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:16.720 this hour, Marvin gets at least one pie to the face, 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:21.200 maybe two. Mario is involved in this because he has 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:24.960 to attempt a shot the airball that he took during 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:28.040 the AUAA the inaugural season. That was an airball that 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:30.560 caused his team a chance to play for the championship. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:35.400 If Mario missus airballs, he gets a pie to the 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:38.640 face that Marvin will give him. If not, then Mario 0:00:38.840 --> 0:00:41.280 will give Marvin a pie to the face. It is 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:43.879 very serious, very serious right now. There's a lot of 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:47.440 tension in here, and if you're watching on Peacock, you're 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:51.000 seeing the final seconds there where Mario trying to pat 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:54.720 his stats and the only way that his team would 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:58.600 lose is if he shot an air ball and somebody 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:03.000 put it in. If he hits any part of the rim. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:09.720 Seaton's team plays for a championship. Crushing, crushing, It's still 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:13.480 it's still awesome to watch that because Todd is Todd. 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:17.039 Crushing is the word, because the Orange Crush advanced to 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:21.560 that national title game. But Fritzie with his swarming defense, 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:24.479 so he has to get up on Mario to steal 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:28.399 the ball or you know, he just the clock runs out. 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:31.560 So Todd's about, I don't know, seven feet away with 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.600 his arms out like he's playing smothering defense here. He 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:36.760 got so nervous, like, I guess I'm sorts to shoot it. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.840 Think they forgot to score something. I think what you 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:43.160 did is you were playing such poor defense. Mario had 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:47.600 no choice, but I gotta shoot it. Oh my god, 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:50.280 if you see it, I'm swinging around so he could 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:53.280 just pass the ball back to me. I go running 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:55.920 out over towards the wing there with Mario so he 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:57.400 could just give it back. And then it's like the 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:01.920 game is over. And then he got little Tyler there 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:03.880 trying to guard two days and he just puts his 0:02:03.960 --> 0:02:07.040 hand up like he's in the back of the classroom, like, uh, now, 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:08.720 you got to play a little better defense than that. 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:11.960 So that's what's going on here. Later on this hour, 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:16.000 Marvin gets at least one pie because he thought his boys, 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.359 the Huskies of Yukon, we're going to go to the 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:23.800 Sweet sixteen. Yes I can't. New Mexico State now thirty 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:27.120 year old Teddy Buckets. We've moved on from it. We've 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:28.880 moved on. I mean I'm getting the pie, so I 0:02:28.919 --> 0:02:30.960 can't move on from the right now. All right, Pie's 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:34.760 coming up there, Doug in North Carolina. I remember Doug 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:38.160 had a bet with Seaton and said that Marcus Mariota 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:41.560 would be a starting quarterback this upcoming season Week one? 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.600 Is that? Is that the bet? Doug? Oh, it is 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:47.519 Dan and it's a beautiful day here in North Carolina. 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:50.880 The birds are chirping, and my heart is full with love, 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:54.040 and I think I won this bet. I think Seaton's 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.760 had a man up right now. Ah, you did not 0:02:56.960 --> 0:03:01.200 win the bet yet. Game one started, Yeah, Seaton, I 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.919 haven't seen Marcus Mario to start a game just yet. Nah. 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.160 I'll tell you what I will be. I didn't realize 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:10.320 I was calling Mike Floria up here with his legal 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:14.000 legal degree. But I'll tell you what, Seaton. I'll make 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:15.880 a deal with you. You can wait until the first 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.120 game of the season, take the lemon meringue pie in 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:21.200 the face, or spend the last hour of the show 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:25.239 speaking in your Adam Sandlers slash cookie monster voice, and 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:29.720 I'll let you off the hook. Well, I decide the 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:32.040 rules here and I'm not letting Seaton off the hook 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.560 with a pie to the face with Marcus Mariota. But 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:39.000 thank you, Duck. We'll be monitoring this. And Florio did 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:41.800 say that he thought Tom Brady would be the starter 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.720 in San Francisco week one. We have to wait until 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:49.280 that Monday after Week one. If that doesn't happen, I 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:51.840 feel pretty confident that Tom Brady will not be the 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:55.240 starting quarterback in San Francisco. Yes, Seaton, right, And just 0:03:55.320 --> 0:03:59.119 going back to DP show bets on Twitter, it says 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:01.000 Doug in North Carol lineup bet seat in a pie 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:03.440 in the face that Marcus Mariota will be starting Week 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:05.960 one for some NFL team. Yeah, there you go. It's 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:09.600 I mean, it's right there. That's that's essentially a contract. Yeah. 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.080 And it's a pretty good call by Doug. By the way, Yeah, 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:16.320 because Marcus Mariota in Atlanta looks like unless they're drafting 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:19.560 a quarterback and beat Marcus Mariota out, he'll be the 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:22.480 starting quarterback. Felt like insider information, maybe a little bit 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:27.960 maybe about the little inside. Okay, all right, By the way, 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:30.200 the Springs swing is heating up top players in the 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:33.760 PGA Tour Go head to head the WGC Dell Technologies 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.840 match play Saturday to Eastern on NBC and Peconco to 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:40.360 Peacock tv dot com. Sign up. Also, when you go there, 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:43.160 download the app and you can watch this program for free. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:46.719 Say good morning to our radio affiliates, Fox Sports Radio lineup. Also, 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:50.120 iHeartRadio in our nearly four hundred cities. It's the number 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.200 one listen to sports radio show in America, and we 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.080 thank you for that. Yes, Pauling, I was just looking 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:58.400 back at Marcus Mariota's career stats. If five years of Tennessee, 0:04:58.680 --> 0:05:01.040 you know, he had sixty one star it's seventy seven 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:04.440 touchdowns and forty five picks. And he and Jameis Winston 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.040 are intertwined because of the draft together they had their 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:08.520 own teams. Each of them had their own teams for 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:10.560 four to five years, and then they had to get 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:13.599 back in line. It's almost like where they're two years 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.520 ahead of where Baker Mayfield may be going to because 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:18.719 Mariot is getting his own team again a bad team, 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:22.000 and Jamis is getting actually a pretty decent team. But 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.720 imagine that you're going to earn a starting role if 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:27.160 you want to use the word earning. And you didn't 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:35.960 play last year, Mariota Truebisky. Who else is DeShawn Watson. 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:40.080 These guys didn't play. They're gonna be starters here and 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:44.520 maybe that's the case for Baker Mayfield. I don't know 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:48.440 if Baker gets a chance. Yeah, it doesn't feel like 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:51.279 he's Pete Carroll's kind of quarterback. He wanted to go 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:54.839 to the Colts, and they, of course went with Matt Ryan. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:59.440 Maybe I know the Giants were looking at Mitchell Trubisky 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.440 to backup Daniel Jones. I don't know if you can. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:04.680 There are certain players that you just can't have them 0:06:04.680 --> 0:06:08.480 as a backup because it feels like it'd be detrimental 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:11.520 to the team. But could you bring him into New 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:16.000 York and say to Daniel Jones, here you go, let's 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:17.640 see if you can earn this job and you get 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:20.839 a long term contract. And you know, if you're the Giant, 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:23.040 you're probably saying, you know, last call here, let's find 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:25.440 out what we have. But do you bring in Baker Mayfield? 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:30.400 Plus do all those endorsement deals go bye bye? Because 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:34.479 it feels like if I'm Progressive or Hulu, I want 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:37.480 to sign up a starting quarterback. Yeah, Paully going back 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.520 to Jameis Winston for a second last year. Yeah, he 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:41.279 had the knee injury, but before that he was five 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:47.080 and two as a starter, fourteen touchdowns, three picks, which 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:48.560 is the best ratio of his career. He had the 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.159 best passer rating of his career in those seven games. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.760 I can't trust him. Yeah, you know the problem I 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:58.000 have is that he he has the talent, but I 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:02.719 think he wants to be this gambler, this daredevil. I mean, 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:06.280 you can try to be Farve, but there's only one 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:10.240 five and in trying to be that, I don't know 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:16.000 that that make me nervous. It's a good team and 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:20.680 maybe maybe by proxy, learned some things from Sean Payton 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.560 and Drew Brees that'll help him manage a game a 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:27.000 little bit more than trying to take the chances that 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:30.960 he's taken. Ryan in North Carolina, Hi Ryan, what's on 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:36.480 your mind today? Hi Dan? Thanks for taking my call. Yeah, 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:39.440 I just wanted to give you a comparison, and I 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:42.200 had a question. I think you guys are handed down 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:46.000 the best talk show radio sports talk in America, and 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.760 I compare it to Seinfeld back in the nineties. I 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:52.080 was a big Seinfeld fan. I still am, and I 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:55.760 think that you are, if you will, the Jerry Seinfeld 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:58.480 of the show obviously, but then what made Seinfeld so 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:01.720 great was the supporting cast and the other stars in 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.440 that show. And I think that you have an amazing 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:08.440 team there with Fritzie, Pauly, Marvin and Seton, and I 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:11.320 think you guys are just awesome and you're hilarious. And 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.480 I really thank my brother in law for turning me 0:08:14.520 --> 0:08:16.640 on the all seven years ago, Kevin Blaney, after a 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:19.240 big road trip about the Montana, he said, I was 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:21.280 listening to Dan Patrick the whole time, and I started 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.640 listening to y'all after that, and it's been awesome since then. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.800 So thank you for the content and the laughs. All right, well, 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:30.440 thank you, Ryan, We appreciate that. You know, the brilliance 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.200 of Seinfeld, in my opinion, was that Jerry wasn't the 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:36.280 funniest guy. He wasn't even close to being the funniest guy. 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:39.280 Now in real life he would be the funny guy, 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:47.040 but he allowed everybody else to be funny, funnier like Kramer, George, 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:53.280 you know, you just had Julia Louis Dreyfuss. He allowed 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:57.520 them to be funnier than him, and that I always 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.439 loved that because you would think you would want to 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:02.760 be the guy. You would be like, hey, it's Seinfeld, 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:05.320 that's me. I'm gonna be the funniest guy. But he 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:09.319 allowed everybody else to get their victory laps there. I mean, 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:12.240 I've been trying to do that, but nobody is really 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.400 picking up the hint here. I don't be afraid to 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:16.760 be funny. We're almost there. And that's four or five years. No, 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:21.360 it's only been fifteen years. So I mean, Marvin, no, 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:24.480 you got three, I got I got three. On around 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:26.440 the Horn, you got three. I just gave it three. Okay, 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:28.760 thank you to plenty all right. And I can't blame 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.040 Marvin yet. I mean he's only been here really a 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.360 couple of weeks, as you know, filling in on the 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:36.440 front row, not officially at Danette. I think once you 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:38.840 get your first pie to the face and then maybe 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.040 maybe you're a Danette. I always like when people go, 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:45.920 you know Danette, that means they're women, like, you know, 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:50.760 we know what that's Reggie Miller came up with dan Etts, 0:09:51.520 --> 0:09:54.520 but we realized that, yeah, Seed yeah, no, no, if 0:09:54.520 --> 0:10:00.040 you guys are realized and technically we're not women, I 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.760 want to put that out there. Yeah, that out just 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:07.680 you know that that means they're women. Like you realize 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:12.200 that has a feminine connotation to it, don't you know. Uh. 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:15.920 During the commercial break before we started the final hour, 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:20.920 Fritzie started in on you know, songs that have repetition 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:26.040 in them, like the Beatles loves you, Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.760 what was it the David Byrne Same as it ever was, 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.920 same as it ever was. And I'm picturing him writing 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:33.040 it like same as it ever was, same as it 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:36.400 ever was, same as it ever was. You know, I 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:38.040 don't want to keep saying the same thing nine times. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:39.959 If I'm gonna do that, I better accent that was 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.920 on the eleventh time around. I know, but you make 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:45.160 fun of you don't like David Byrne. In the Talking 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.240 Head particular, you were making fun of the Beatles. I 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:52.200 love you, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he loves you, and you 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:57.160 know you should be glad. I don't know, but then 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:59.760 you love Hall and Notes and they gave us this 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:05.280 brilliant lyric or two you did you did? You did? 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:07.120 You did it? In a minute, I don't think you 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:08.719 gotta find that on their greatest hits, though that was 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:12.360 kind of a throw in. M No, but that's their songs. Yeah, yeah, 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.800 that's not what but that's not Private Eyes and You 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.679 Make My Dream. Yes. Kiss on My List is one 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:19.600 of their biggest hit songs Hallo notes of all time. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.240 The choruses because your kiss, your kisses on my list, 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:23.880 your kiss, your kiss is on my list, your kiss. 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:29.120 They say your kiss thirty nine times in one song, 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:32.240 thirty nine times your kisses. But most songs have that, 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:35.800 you know, repeating certain stanzas and verses. You know, wait, 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.960 is it okay or not? Okay? It's not okay, except 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:41.520 for if hallow Us does it, then it's very okay. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:43.400 Kiss on My List was like the number three song 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:46.240 and the nineteen eighty one Solid Gold Countdown with Andy 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.960 Gibbon Marlon McCoo, and then number two was a living 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:52.840 room John Physical. Number one was Betty Davis eyed Kim 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:55.560 Collin cap three Songs of the entire year of nineteen 0:11:55.559 --> 0:12:01.319 eighty one Billboard, Solid Gold. So I'll go count there, okay, true, 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:06.240 look it up. Number three kiss somebody listen. People don't 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.559 people don't lie. They pull these things. They vote yes. 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:11.720 Found an article in Billboard magazine and says a psychologist 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:13.440 looked at some of the great hit songs of all time, 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:17.560 and repetition is mandatory in hit songs, almost mandatory in 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:20.000 great hit songs because it's easy for the listener to 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.840 consume and learn the words and sing along with, which 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.080 is called the hook. How you hook someone into it? 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.760 And they actually Billboard magazine actually had a psychologist look 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:31.040 at great hit songs and say repetition is the key 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:38.440 to getting the public to buy into a song. Yeah, 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:43.360 we're not turning up. How about we let them sing? 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:49.800 Give yourself two points? Just then? And I and I 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:52.880 like holling notes? Did you just like callords? You gotta 0:12:52.920 --> 0:12:56.400 love whole notes. Anything less than loving whole notes is 0:12:56.440 --> 0:13:01.319 just understated in my opinion. You know, I kind of 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.880 try to become a little more modern day with some things. 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:06.800 You know, I try news things. I'm not stuck in 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:11.600 the eighties. What I want you got but hard hen 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.920 but use it in commercials Now, that's how awesome. It's 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:20.559 feel like Slipper or whatever. Roxanne, Roxanne with the police. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:26.400 Let it be uh Eminem. My name is, My name 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:32.480 is um my humps by the Black Eyed Peas. They 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:37.920 repeat my humps forty eight times, my lovely lady humps 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:43.040 or whatever she says. Uh, birthday cake with Rihannah, she 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:47.760 repeats birthday Cake one hundred and six times. She at 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:50.560 in the same Billboard article Rihanna. They call her the 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.559 Queen of this. In her songs she uses repetition. Isn't 0:13:53.640 --> 0:14:00.160 song umbrella? Yeah, it's a one word based song that 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:04.160 was originally written for Britney Spears and I think she 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:07.040 passed on it. Yes, so were some of like Lady 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:10.640 Gaga's first hits. Yeah, we're originally and like you could 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:13.400 find on the internet where Britney Spears recorded the songs 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.480 and you're like, wow, it's really not that good, like 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:20.360 a Lady Gaga version's way better. Well, Lady Gaga will 0:14:20.400 --> 0:14:22.600 make any song better. Yeah, yeah, I we think so. 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.880 All right, Uh, let me see Scotty and San Francisco. 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.239 Then we'll take a break. Our good buddy Sean Salisbury 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:33.600 will join us. Hey, Scotty, mister Dan Patrick, how you 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:38.600 doing today? Good? Good? Six f two eighty five, first 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.080 time caller, Um, and I actually have met you before, 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:42.560 but I don't think we have enough time to go 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:44.600 over that story. But maybe some other time I called back. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:46.320 We'll tell you the gracer of you and I bumping 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:49.080 into each other saying Hi, Kelly's Karen Scouts go back 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:50.680 in two thousand and two. Do you remember that when 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:55.160 you were here at the Swart Scott at All Star Game? Oh? Yeah, yeah, 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:56.880 a good time. I mean, if you want me to 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.160 tell the story, I will. It's a classic story. We're 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:03.400 real quick. I'm calling from No. No, it's good. That's 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:06.720 what you call it about? Does it? Does it? Doesn't 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:08.880 it be a number one pick? Kind of Jeanie in 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.920 a sense? All the tell me the last time we 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:14.040 had a quarterback who was a number one pick that 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:18.280 went on to just be a Tom Brady, a Joe Montana. Well, 0:15:18.280 --> 0:15:22.240 those are the two greatest quarterbacks of all time. I 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:27.960 mean Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning was number one overall, John Elway. 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:31.680 John Elway was number one overall. Troy a whole fer 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.600 my other Oh I didn't know Troy Going was number 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:36.480 one pick. My bad. So we'll see you get educated 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:40.040 every single day. My next question is if you win 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.760 a championship in a bubble like Lebron James did did 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:46.280 you really want a championship? Yes, doesn't mean maybe there 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:49.120 was no there was no goodness, Thank thank you, Scotty. 0:15:49.240 --> 0:15:52.200 There was a bubble for everybody. There was. It's not 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:55.240 like Lebron had a bubble and nobody else did, like 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:59.520 they gave him special oxygen like they all were in 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:03.800 the Bulk Bowl. There was no home court advantage. A 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:08.760 bubble really plays to his strength specifically. I don't was 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:10.800 he having the greatest time of his life when he 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:13.920 was in the bubble. I don't think he was. Yes, 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:17.680 I just saw the bubble accommodations and Lebron's normal accommodations. 0:16:17.720 --> 0:16:19.480 Nobody had a worse than him living in the bubble. 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:23.640 Those are nice hotel rooms. He was in his house 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:26.200 looks like a hotel. Yeah, all right, we'll take a break. 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:28.360 More phone calls coming up back after this. On the 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:33.040 Dan Patrick Show, Odyssey the number one putter on tour. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:38.280 No nobody can disagree, dam because Odyssey was a number 0:16:38.320 --> 0:16:40.600 one putter on every major tour in twenty twenty one, 0:16:41.000 --> 0:16:44.120 number one worldwide wins. And if you haven't tried one 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:47.040 of these putters, get one in your hands and you 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:49.480 know they'll help you get the right one. But ask 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:52.600 about the tri hot five K. 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I went out 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:09.760 there and uh, personally, I was being the lifeguard with 0:18:09.800 --> 0:18:13.000 the pies, making sure that their cherry pies. And then 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:19.200 I'm gonna be putting the whip cream on. Okay, Oh thanks, Yeah, 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:23.040 I'm looking out for you. Yeah. Now, Todd's gonna give 0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:26.640 you one pie, and if Mario doesn't shoot an airball, 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:30.080 he gives you the other pie. Now, if he shut 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:33.679 shoots the airball, you give Mario a pie. So and 0:18:33.720 --> 0:18:36.040 then PAULI wants his side bet with Mario is But 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:38.160 there's a lot going on here in about a half hour. 0:18:39.000 --> 0:18:41.120 I need I need a bookie in here, help out. 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:43.960 Are you good, Marvin? Yeah, I am. Dylan's over here 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:46.600 if you want to make a bad bet. Dylan the 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:52.280 graphics guy. He is a big gambler, but bad one. Yeah. Uh. 0:18:52.400 --> 0:18:54.960 Shahn Salisbury set to join us clean up the mess here, 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:58.520 former NFL quarterback and host of The Sean Salisbury Show 0:18:58.520 --> 0:19:01.240 on Sports Talk seven ninety in Houston, I want to 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:03.159 let people know that Sean is in his car. If 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:06.520 you're watching on Peacock, you're not driving. Just want to 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:09.160 make sure that they know you're not driving while you're 0:19:09.200 --> 0:19:13.160 doing this interview. I pulled over for you, Dan, because 0:19:13.160 --> 0:19:16.000 you're special. I'm not good enough to do two things 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:17.720 at once, so I'm going to talk to you. It's 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:19.959 good to be on with you, guys. All right, A 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:22.040 couple of things to talk to you about. We spend 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:24.159 a lot of time talking about Deshaun and Watson over 0:19:24.240 --> 0:19:27.160 the last year with you, and how do you think 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:34.480 the how did Houston fair here in this situation? Oh, Dan, 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:36.520 I think I would have got more, but you would 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:38.920 get a one in a three and a one and 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:40.840 a four and a one and a four in whatever order, 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:43.680 so he gets six assets. I Deshaun Watson's a better 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:45.960 player than Russ Wilson is. In my mind. I think 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:47.760 he's top five player in the league in his position. 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:50.199 I would have gone after what Denver did, but you 0:19:50.280 --> 0:19:52.000 got to have a player that wants to go after 0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:55.199 what Denver did, and with his no trade situation, you know, 0:19:55.359 --> 0:19:57.560 three first rounders was the place to start. And however, 0:19:57.560 --> 0:20:00.480 you've got assets. I would have loved for the Texans 0:20:00.520 --> 0:20:03.040 to grab a player too that could have helped a 0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:06.119 young team and impact him with a little veteran experience. 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:08.680 But I don't think they got fleeced when it comes 0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:11.639 to this. But where you do get fleeced, and for 0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:14.040 reasons we all know Watson didn't want to be here. 0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:16.800 The legal stuff is that you're getting rid of what 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:19.400 everybody needs in this league. Asked the Rams with Matt 0:20:19.440 --> 0:20:22.840 Stafford Denver thinks they got it with Rush Wilson, Josh Alammes. 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:25.800 You're getting a top five player and you're not winning 0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:29.760 super Bowls anymore without not a guy, but that guy 0:20:29.920 --> 0:20:34.160 at quarterback. Cleveland's better. Now they got better Baker Mayfield, 0:20:34.160 --> 0:20:37.640 hopefully he'll be a good player again, but Deshaun Watson's better. 0:20:37.720 --> 0:20:41.000 So anytime you get that franchise guy, you win the deal. 0:20:41.040 --> 0:20:44.920 And Deshaun's won everything Dan two thirty guaranteed he gets 0:20:44.920 --> 0:20:47.000 to go play where he wanted to play. He had 0:20:47.000 --> 0:20:48.919 to set out last year, but he got paid. He 0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:51.280 gets another year where his legs are fresh. Everything he 0:20:51.359 --> 0:20:55.600 did worked to Deshaun Watson's favorite football wise, So listen, 0:20:55.880 --> 0:20:58.040 you had to build it somewhere you got six assets. 0:20:58.080 --> 0:20:59.640 Good play starting now. They got to win the draft 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:02.920 being Texans, but Cleveland wins because you get a franchise 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:04.960 quarterback that's going to be on the field for you 0:21:05.000 --> 0:21:06.840 at some point. You get him for the next decade, 0:21:07.000 --> 0:21:09.760 and he'll be an MVP guy or candidate every every 0:21:09.840 --> 0:21:13.040 damn year. Do we just assume that he's going to 0:21:13.080 --> 0:21:17.760 write a check and the civil lawsuits all go away? Dan, 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:21.720 I listen, judging from how he's won every step of 0:21:21.720 --> 0:21:24.399 the way. I don't the legal part. You know, you 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:29.120 hear stuff go. But once the criminal charges were dropped 0:21:29.160 --> 0:21:32.199 and pushed, you know, or we're done. I think teams 0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:34.880 thought the same thing. Now people are gonna judge where 0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:38.440 they're moral compasses about Deshaun Watson. In this twenty two 0:21:38.520 --> 0:21:41.320 he said, She said, I wouldn't know because I went there, 0:21:41.400 --> 0:21:43.760 neither to you. But I would imagine the commissioner is 0:21:43.800 --> 0:21:45.879 going to have to do something, right. I don't know 0:21:46.240 --> 0:21:49.000 what it is, but do something with the optics of 0:21:49.000 --> 0:21:53.080 this to send a message. But I would imagine, yeah, Dan, 0:21:53.160 --> 0:21:54.440 at some point, I don't know what the money is 0:21:54.440 --> 0:21:56.440 going to be, but if it's civil, it's gonna come 0:21:56.480 --> 0:22:00.919