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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and lave. You

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Speaker 2: and I could feel the good vibrations coming off you.

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Speaker 1: Wiener dog bones found under Rome's colosseum.

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Speaker 2: That's it. Oh yeah, we I didn't realize wier Wiener

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Speaker 2: dogs were that old. Well, we're ready to talk about

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Speaker 2: some buried Wieners on this very mature episode of the

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Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast, Your World Understand? Would you believe.

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Speaker 1: Your mind? Josillian Pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you guys?

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Speaker 1: Gots down? Binary pals, Welcome to an in person banana

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Speaker 1: the Special Ones. I'm sitting right across it, actual person.

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Speaker 2: Can you believe it?

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Speaker 1: Banana Boy number two Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 2: And I'm sitting across from my dude, one of the

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Speaker 2: great all time Everything's my guy, Kurtie b Kurt Brown Oler.

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Speaker 2: We're in your garage, gazelder. The dogs next to us

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Speaker 2: being very well behaved. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I put I put a little dog bed down and

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Speaker 1: usually she'll just sit and cry. But I think she's.

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Speaker 2: Pooped, she's all tired out. I went to a funeral

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Speaker 2: this morning. Always a joyful way to start a Friday.

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Speaker 2: It was actually a very nice and lovely one because

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Speaker 1: Was it a religious one or a whole mask.

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Speaker 2: So two very funny things happened. And first of all,

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Speaker 2: an unhoused woman with a walker comes in, walks through

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Speaker 2: So then the music starts for the pallbears to bring

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Speaker 2: So these four men, including my good buddy, are pushing

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to pod buddy, great, great.

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Speaker 1: Wait, Scotty and I are going to be going to

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Speaker 2: You said it was a bull PBR the pro bull

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Speaker 2: It's at Staples Center or no, it's called Crypto.

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Speaker 2: hear this article, I would love to hear about buried

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Speaker 1: This is written by Tom Hale, who's a senior journalist.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it means he's old. I think he's

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Speaker 1: Easy easily, not that they had I set to Huber

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Speaker 2: That would be such a nice vacation.

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Speaker 2: That happens, you know, it's la is close to things

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Speaker 2: Oh man, that's so good. Let me see what I

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Speaker 2: got here. Come on. Heather Chapman sent this in. Thank you,

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Speaker 2: Heather Chapman. This one's recent news too, which we always enjoy. Hello.

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Speaker 2: Woman reported missing turned out to be stuck on ski

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And it was so. This was written by Carolina

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Speaker 1: I mean, like I can. This is a nightmare.

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Speaker 2: Scottie Best in the Biz. A woman whose friends reported

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Speaker 1: How long could that? Twenty minutes of sitting just waiting?

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Speaker 2: Well, I know I didn't. I guess it's just a

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Speaker 2: ACRA Best in the Biz. She told her resort employee

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Speaker 2: but she said the machine stopped about two minutes later

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Speaker 2: And also it is lucky she was in a cabin

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Speaker 2: so Jesus. Lasso said she didn't have her phone and

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Speaker 2: she attempted to shout for help, but workers blow could

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Speaker 2: she said. In the meantime, her friends at the bottom

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Speaker 2: sheriff smart. We were going crazy. No one knew anything

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Speaker 2: between the police and the security. Momo man, Momo Sheternell said.

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Speaker 2: Momo Shetner told the Tahoe Daily Tribune. I'm thank god,

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Speaker 2: Momo Shettner. Was she Turnell Hell. They didn't realize what

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, did she have like hypothermia? Which did

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Speaker 2: No, she didn't. She was safe enough up in there

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Speaker 2: for some I mean, it was protected, was close, it

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: She was not rescued, sure, tonal Says told the Tribune,

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Speaker 2: meaning she wasn't rescued, They just discovered where she was.

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Speaker 2: I mean, what relief she must have had when that

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Speaker 1: But also if you think about it, like it probably

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Speaker 2: Five PM is when she went down. So in all

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Speaker 2: in all, Lasso was stuck for fifteen hours. South Lake

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Speaker 2: Tahoe Fire and Rescue were called to the scene at

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Speaker 2: night had been around freezing. Lasso declined to be taken

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Speaker 2: The resort is investigating this situation with the utmost seriousness.

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Speaker 2: Resort vice president Tom Fortune a lot of good names

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Speaker 2: in this article.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hereet, Tom, I got a suggestion for you. Lifetime

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Speaker 1: it's it's done. It's fine, okay, great.

437
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Speaker 2: Four passes for life, four passes for life. How much

438
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Speaker 2: could it cost?

439
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,200
Speaker 1: Not much? Not nothing to them?

440
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Speaker 2: My goodness, that is. I'm so glad she was on

441
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Speaker 2: our chair lift. I'm so glad she was fine. There

442
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:42,560
Speaker 2: is that moment where you do realize what's happened to you?

443
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, I know that feeling.

444
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you got man.

445
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 1: I mean you don't necessarily have to pee fifteen hours.

446
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,919
Speaker 2: I mean yeah. She also could be wiped out and dehydrated. Yeah, bomber,

447
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 2: what a bomber man? Oh God, should have been in

448
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Speaker 2: a like.

449
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 1: Thinking about it, just like sitting in the dark for

450
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 1: that long. Yeah, just wind whistling.

451
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:10,119
Speaker 2: Yes, I guess at least you know there's there's like,

452
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,960
Speaker 2: you know, the next morning, like when you're stuck in

453
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Speaker 2: an elevator' like how long is this thing stuck? Right?

454
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 2: Could this be? You know?

455
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Speaker 1: It's not like you're lost in a cabin in the woods.

456
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Speaker 1: Are like lost by yourself in the woods, yes, where

457
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 1: you could definitely die. You're like, I'm not gonna die, yes,

458
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Speaker 1: but I just have a very long night.

459
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Speaker 2: Ahead of me. When I was like eighteen or nineteen,

460
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Speaker 2: a bunch of friends we were all skiing and snowboarding

461
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Speaker 2: and we went to Seven Springs Resort and we rented

462
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Speaker 2: a house. It felt very adult. It was fun. We

463
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Speaker 2: were in hot tubs, we were cooking food, we were

464
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 2: buying junk food. It was so fun. Yeah, And I

465
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Speaker 2: think it was the first night. It might have been

466
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Speaker 2: the second night. Some of the people got cold skiing

467
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Speaker 2: and snowboarding, so we're like, well, let's go back to

468
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Speaker 2: the house. It's heat up, it's eat the showers, to

469
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Speaker 2: do stuff. And then someone's like, do you want to

470
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Speaker 2: go snow tubing? They have two snowtubing runs with a

471
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Speaker 2: toe rope the best. So you sit on your tube,

472
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Speaker 2: you hold the rope and it pulls you up the mountain.

473
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Speaker 2: You go down with your bodies and is it like

474
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Speaker 2: a long or is it one of those what so long?

475
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Speaker 2: Like probably a full like twenty second ride, like just

476
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Speaker 2: going with your butts. They would let you go to

477
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Speaker 2: at a time or train everybody's putting feet under armpits

478
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Speaker 2: and just doing a long train. And at the end

479
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Speaker 2: to stop you, they had built like a quarter pipe

480
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Speaker 2: probably twelve fifteen feet tall, pretty tall, and so at

481
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Speaker 2: some point we're like, we gotta get over that quarter pipe.

482
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Speaker 2: And we spent probably the next hour just every combination

483
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Speaker 2: of like running as fast as we can, and then

484
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Speaker 2: you draft me, and then we slingshot you, like I

485
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Speaker 2: hold your legs and whip you by heaviest person in front,

486
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Speaker 2: heaviest person in the back. And finally we go and

487
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Speaker 2: my buddy I run full speed. Then he comes with

488
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Speaker 2: a bunch of people and they like bumped me. And

489
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Speaker 2: I get to the top and I go over and

490
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Speaker 2: then crash onto ice and rocks and it's all dark

491
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Speaker 2: and like really steep behind it and I had the

492
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Speaker 2: sudden I know, so I was like, we did it,

493
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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, I'm gonna do it. And

494
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Speaker 2: then instant like land on my knees, like hurt so bad,

495
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Speaker 2: but not broken. And then the tube just tumbles down

496
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Speaker 2: the hill away from me into the dark woods. And

497
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 2: I instantly was like, they're gonna kick us out for

498
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Speaker 2: the rest of the weekend. Yeah, like we're all gonna

499
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,880
Speaker 2: get banned from the mountain. So I just decided to hide.

500
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Speaker 2: I just decided to sit there and hide. So I

501
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 2: sit there and I'm waiting for people to yell my name.

502
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 2: I'm waiting for like sirens or whistles or something. And

503
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Speaker 2: I probably waited five minutes or ten minutes. And so

504
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 2: I climb back up these rocks and ice and snow,

505
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Speaker 2: and I get to the top. I look over and

506
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 2: everybody's just snow tubing. Nobody's paying attention, nobody's looking for me.

507
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 2: And I noticed that you like the people. A couple

508
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: of my buddies saw me go up and over and

509
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 2: like cheered a little bit, And so I have to

510
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 2: sled down the quarter pipe on my butt and so

511
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Speaker 2: I just sled down and I walk over and I'm like,

512
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: we're gonna get banned, and my friends are like, are

513
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 2: you okay? I was like yeah, they're like we thought

514
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 2: you died, you know, like dumb young people, we thought

515
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 2: you were dead. And I was like, did anybody see

516
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 2: and he goes, yeah, the guy saw, but he's like,

517
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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna deal with it. Like basically the guy

518
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 2: working there was like Nope, I didn't see anything and

519
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,320
Speaker 2: just laugh. So that was just us for I don't know,

520
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,880
Speaker 2: half an hour. Like basically instead of reporting us, they're

521
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 2: getting us in trouble. The guy's like not responsible because

522
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 2: he was just letting us do whatever. Yeah, and we

523
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 2: just ended up writing it until we got cold and left.

524
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 2: But the guy just one hundred percent was like I

525
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 2: am looking the other way, I am walking away. Wow,

526
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 2: I don't want broken ankles or collarbones on my report.

527
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Speaker 1: Where was this was this Maryland?

528
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 2: It's no Seven Springs, I think, man, I forget West Virginia, Pennsylvania. Okay,

529
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:35,399
Speaker 2: I'm guessing seven Springs. I can't remember. But it was

530
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 2: so fun and it was we got snowed in. It

531
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 2: was so much snow. But yeah, the dude at worked

532
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,239
Speaker 2: there was clearly just like a stone or snowboarder guy.

533
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: That's like, nope, not not doing it, not for me,

534
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 2: not ever.

535
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Speaker 1: We my my buddy. It was a friend of mine

536
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 1: in our twenties. His parents his sorry, Zelda, I scared, Zelda.

537
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Speaker 1: B It's okay, my my standing desk start to go up.

538
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: And his parents had a like a condo on a

539
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: very very teeny teeny tiny ski resort. It had like

540
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: it had one left, it had four runs. But you're

541
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 1: like right at the top of this like thing. And

542
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 1: then so at night we would just get sleds, like

543
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: just so drunk and then just start sledding down. But

544
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 1: then you had to like walk up by yourself. Yes,

545
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 1: and also like sleds you can't control them or anything

546
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: like that. So it was just you're going down in

547
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: pitch darkness and just for trees on either side, and

548
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: then you would like go off into the woods and

549
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: like have to like grab a tree to like stop yourself.

550
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Speaker 1: It was so terrifying and delightful.

551
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, those were great memories that you do look back

552
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 2: and go, I cannot believe I can walk. I cannot

553
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 2: believe we didn't get arrested. I cannot believe. Yeah, Seven

554
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 2: Springs Pennsylvania is a fun, fun place and I miss it.

555
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 1: And the best part the name of the place we

556
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: were at quee Chiqueachi.

557
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 2: Did you break your neck? A Quichi?

558
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: All right, I'm going to tease us into a little

559
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 1: shout out.

560
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 2: Shout outs.

561
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: We suspect charged with trying to steal the New Yorker hotel.

562
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 2: That's cool. You got to think big. I got some

563
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 2: shout outs. Nicola Higgs wants to shout out her sister

564
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 2: Teresa for her directorial debut and her second screenplay. The

565
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 2: movie is called Lovely, Dark and Deep, and it'll be

566
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 2: in select theaters of February twenty second.

567
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Speaker 1: Lovely, Dark, Deep and Deep.

568
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 2: So google it been animals and they have a few

569
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Speaker 2: bucks burning a hole in your.

570
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Speaker 1: Twenty twenty three let a new backcountry ranger travels alone

571
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: through the dangerous wilderness, hoping to uncover the origins of

572
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 1: a tragedy that has haunted her since she dot dot dot.

573
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 2: That sounds good. That sounds pretty good. Congratulations, Teresa.

574
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: That's what it looks like a little horror that has

575
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,400
Speaker 1: haunted her since she was a child. Teresa Sutherland, writer

576
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Speaker 1: Teresa Sutherland, Look at that. Congratulations, Chars Georgina Campbell, who

577
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 1: was also in Cool, who was in Barbarian with me?

578
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: Not with me? I wasn't in the scene.

579
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 2: What there? But that's fantastic.

580
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: Look at that. Congratulations.

581
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 2: I want to Speaking of films, I should shout out

582
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: John and Dan from the Ruined Childhood Ruined Childhood's podcast.

583
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 2: They had me on to talk about the John Waters

584
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 2: film Pecker and give like Maryland film and Baltimore history

585
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: and it was great. I had a wonderful time. If

586
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 2: you love film, listen to Ruined Childhoods. It's a great one.

587
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 2: In the Pecker episode, we had a great time doing it.

588
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 2: So having me, dudes, let me see, let's get a

589
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 2: couple in here.

590
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: Oh go ahead, after you do shouts, I have an idea.

591
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to pitch you live cool.

592
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 2: Annie Washburn and her husband did a pants cutting party

593
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 2: for their housewarming.

594
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I saw a photos.

595
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 2: Fantastic nice. I'm gonna do it this year, are you.

596
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 2: I'm bringing it back for New Year's Eve, my first

597
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,200
Speaker 2: in height. Yes, and we're gonna do twenty two twenty

598
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 2: five plants cutting party.

599
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: At your house.

600
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh it's going to be a banger.

601
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: That's great.

602
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: Everybody, And I haven't picked a theme yet. But when

603
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 2: I pick a theme, you know, turtle, extra corduroys or

604
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 2: whatever it is, Won'll let you know. How about one more?

605
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 1: How about a little what about?

606
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 2: I think I did this one before, but if I did,

607
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 2: for about toxedo shirts? Sounds fun? All right, Addie shouting

608
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 2: herself out. Addie is shouting herself out for it's been

609
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 2: one year since she stopped smoking weed after seven years

610
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: of heavy use. She had an unhealthy relationship with weed,

611
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 2: and it's proud of herself and feels so much healthier.

612
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 2: I worked when I was working Red Bull in Massachusetts

613
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 2: right after graduation. I worked there for about six or

614
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 2: seven months, and the last month and a half two months,

615
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: I had lost that place I was living. College had ended.

616
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 2: So my boss give me a white dude in his

617
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 2: late twenties name Leroy Leroy. Leroy was like, you can

618
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 2: crash it with my house. Yeah, And what I didn't

619
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,719
Speaker 2: realize working for is that Leroy was like the biggest

620
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 2: functioning stoner I'd ever had, And so I lived on

621
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 2: his floor for a little while, like at least a

622
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 2: few weeks before transitioning out. And then the story I

623
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 2: told long time ago about going to Giant Stadium and

624
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 2: seeing Rihanna perform for nobody at a Red Bull event.

625
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 2: So that was about two months after I had left.

626
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 2: I had moved to Atlanta and then was visiting New

627
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 2: York and I go and I see Leroy in Giant Stadium.

628
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: So this is somebody i'd worked for my direct boss

629
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Speaker 2: for over six months, that I had stayed with for

630
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 2: let's say a month, and I walk up to him.

631
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 2: I go, what's up, Leroy? And he looked at me

632
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 2: like he had never seen me in his entire life.

633
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 2: And I realized lived with him four months training new hires,

634
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 2: and we were going out to dinner every night. We

635
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 2: were hanging out watching movies in his place. I mean,

636
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 2: he hired me, he wrote my paychecks, and he was

637
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 2: such a stoner. He did not I mean obviously was

638
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 2: bad with names and faces too. But I was like, hey,

639
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 2: it's Scotti, goes, oh shit, Hey sorry, And then I

640
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 2: emailed him after the fact and he was like, yeah,

641
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 2: I've been so high for so long, and at that event,

642
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 2: I didn't want to be there and I just got

643
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 2: so high. I'm so sorry, dude, But I was like,

644
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: you need to chill out labor. If you don't recognize

645
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 2: people that have lived with you because of weed, you're

646
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 2: like a you're like a weird commercial for truth dot com. Oh,

647
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: pitch me something in real time.

648
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so here's my here's my pitch.

649
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: I love it.

650
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: We we offer as a thing that we will come

651
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: to your wedding and record an episode at cocktail hour. Okay, okay,

652
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Speaker 1: so then we'll have and like it's essentially it won't

653
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: be like us doing stories. It'll just be like everyone's

654
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: bananas story okay at the wedding, and then like you

655
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: can then for you you get like the full, unedited whatever.

656
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: We do it for like two hours or something, and

657
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: then we actually cut it down into an actual usable

658
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: like with the best stories.

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Speaker 2: So and it can be like the wedding. I love

660
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 2: this idea. Yeah, this is a solid yes from me. Yeah.

661
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 2: But we would ask people attending the wedding friends and

662
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: family to tell their banana story.

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00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, what's like the most bananas thing of

664
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Speaker 1: your life? Like, tell us your one thing, and so.

665
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Speaker 2: We kind of curate, we guide them through their own

666
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 2: story and then we wrap it up with them. Yeah,

667
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 2: my answer is yes, I would love to do that.

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00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 2: I love it. Well, that one we got invited to

669
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 2: they send you the photo of it is just south

670
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: of Yosemite, so we could drive up there and yeah,

671
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 2: it's in September. September.

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00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: Second, look at that.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna get bombarded. So I hope you know

674
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 2: we're gonna have bananimals. If we say no, it's probably

675
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 2: a logistics thing, it's not a personal thing. But I

676
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: love this idea. Yeah, this could become our bonusodes yeah,

677
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 2: and then feed us so we go. So yeah, because

678
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 2: like I worked on a show that was kind of

679
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 2: like this, So do you think we'd be considered like

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Speaker 2: wedding week entertainment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it'd be like you hire us, Oh okay, cool, Yeah, yeah,

682
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: to come to your wedding and kind of do this

683
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 1: in the same way that you hire like a photographer

684
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: or whatever. But this is kind of like you're for you.

685
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: You get two hours of a podcast like where it's

686
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 1: everyone at your wedding telling the craziest banana stories and us,

687
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: like you know, joking around with.

688
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 2: Them before after rehearsal, dinner table exactly, and.

689
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: Then we and then we actually cut it and edit

690
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: it down into like a usable like, here's the best

691
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: craziest stories, right, like forty five minutes, and we.

692
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Speaker 2: Actually release it. Bananas for hire.

693
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bananas for BFA.

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Speaker 2: We're going to BEFH. It will bring releases because people

695
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 2: could have to sidne releasees.

696
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, have to sign releases.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in. I don't know if anybody would actually

698
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 2: do this, but if they will, yeah, it's like real

699
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 2: life cameo. Yeah exactly, Tony. I'll come in a yellow suit.

700
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Speaker 1: I'll come in a yellow suit.

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Speaker 2: I have one. Would be very nice to everybody.

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00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, are you kidding me? We're so such

703
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 1: polite boys.

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Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, we'll figure out. We'll figure out what's a

705
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 2: reasonable rate for two hours of banana? Sounds so Funnybody

706
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 2: else say yes.

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Speaker 1: All right here it is.

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Speaker 2: Give me one, buddy.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Chris Livingston. Thank you, Chris,

710
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: Chris a delight. This is New York City man charged

711
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: with falsely claiming ownership of New Yorker hotel, using loophole

712
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: to live rent free for five years.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, five years of free New York living

714
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 2: in town.

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Speaker 1: This guy is a real con man. He is a

716
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Speaker 1: real con Man. This is written written by Brian nemetzsz Nimetz.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Brian, your best for the daily News.

718
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Speaker 2: That's pretty real.

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Speaker 1: It's nice when you get the daily news instead of

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Speaker 1: the post.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: This this is this story is so crazy and this

723
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 1: man is such a lunatic that it's like half of

724
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: me is like amazing. Every other half is like this guy's.

725
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Speaker 2: The grossest person. Right to the dumpster. You respect him

726
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 2: to the dumpster. Here it is.

727
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: A forty eight year old alleged fraudster has been charged

728
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Speaker 1: with repeatedly filing false property records claiming ownership of the

729
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Speaker 1: New Yorker hotel in which he lived rent free for

730
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Speaker 1: five years, using a housing law loophole. Manhattan District Attorney

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Speaker 1: Alvin Bragg on Wednesday announced the indictment of Mickey Barretto,

732
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: who Bragg claims filed paperwork stating he owned one hundred

733
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 1: year old building and got so far as discussing proprietorship

734
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Speaker 1: with the chain that operates the Art Deco masterpiece. The

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Speaker 1: saga began in June twenty eighteen when Barretto, who had

736
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Speaker 1: just moved to New York from Los Angeles, boy booked

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Speaker 1: a room for a single night at the New Yorker.

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Speaker 1: The DA's office said. Barretto then requested that the hotel

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Speaker 1: quote enter into a lease agreement with him for the room,

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Speaker 1: pursuant to New York's rent stabilization law. The DA said, interesting,

741
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Speaker 1: the hotel declined that offer oh. Barretto's boyfriend had reportedly

742
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Speaker 1: informed him about a loophole in the city's housing law

743
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Speaker 1: that allows a single room occupants of buildings constructed before

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Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine to demand a six month lease. Can

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Speaker 1: you did you know that?

746
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 2: That was never I would have done this? It sounds incredible.

747
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: Barretto claimed that because he had paid for a night

748
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: in the hotel, he should be considered a tenant. The

749
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 1: hotel declined that offer no shit, reclaimed the room and

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00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: returned the suspects goods to him. But after Barretto filed

751
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: a wrongful eviction lawsuit, he was granted. He was granted

752
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 1: use of the room when lawyers for the building's owners

753
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: didn't show up to court. There you go, that's the issue.

754
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: If the lawyers had shown up to court, none of

755
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: this would have happened.

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Speaker 2: Unbelievable.

757
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Just because so a loophole on top

758
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: of a loophole, and he lived for five years. According

759
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: to the Associated Press, Boretto lived in the hotel for

760
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Speaker 1: free until July twenty twenty three because the owners didn't

761
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Speaker 1: want to negotiate a lease but couldn't legally kick him out.

762
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 1: Crazy crazy, But prosecutors say Barreto took things too far

763
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: when in May of twenty nineteen, a year after he's

764
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Speaker 1: living for free, he's like, it's not enough for me.

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Speaker 1: It's not enough to live for free in New York

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Speaker 1: City in a hotel. He when he allegedly uploaded fake

767
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: property documents under the New York City Department of Finances

768
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 1: Automated City Register Information System. These records reportedly included a

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Speaker 1: manufacturer deed claiming that the Holy Spirit Association Unification of

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Speaker 1: World Christianity, a global religious organization that owned the prize

771
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: real estate. By the way, that's like the moon people,

772
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: that's the Mooney's people. So also it's like a fucking

773
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 1: lunatic taking advantage of other lunatics.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah. That compounds.

775
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Speaker 1: It's like almost like now I don't care.

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00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 2: It's like a hurricane hitting or tornado, like do they

777
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 2: combine or yeah, so.

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Speaker 1: He claims that because because the that they failed to

779
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: because the judge said he was allowed to stay there,

780
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: and because they didn't have separate some things for all

781
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: of the different units like some other thing. He said,

782
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: technically the judge when they issued that order, gave him

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Speaker 1: ownership of the entire building.

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Speaker 2: What I bet the lawyer showed up for that one,

785
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Speaker 2: my gap.

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Speaker 1: After that, he allegedly presented himself as the hotel's owner

787
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: and even attempted to collect rent from other tenants. Barretto

788
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: reportedly argued that the judge who granted him access to

789
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Speaker 1: the room indirectly gave him ownership of the entire building

790
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Speaker 1: because it had never been subdivided.

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Speaker 2: That's here it is.

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00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:41,240
Speaker 1: Bretto also contacted the hotel's franchiser, Wyndham, and began talks

793
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Speaker 1: to have the franchise transferred to him. I mean, the

794
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: balls on this fucking dude to New York, like the

795
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: he really like it wasn't enough to have a free

796
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: like that's the thing that breaks me. He could be

797
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: still living there, He could probably live there for forever. Yeah,

798
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: he could have had a hotel room forever.

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Speaker 2: They would have just ignored him, hated and ignored him

800
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 2: Washington Lobby every day and like, we fucking hate this guy.

801
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,760
Speaker 1: But instead he has to try and own the entire hotel.

802
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 2: How much is that worth?

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Speaker 1: I mean, like that property in New York City, I

804
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: mean it's.

805
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 2: What fifty million, one hundred million, gotta be.

806
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: Like a hundred million or.

807
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big building. It's an iconic building.

808
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: Iconic building. Maybe it's like a billion.

809
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: I don't know Sla lived there. I think Nicolay Tesla

810
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 2: maybe really there? Whoa whoa so yeah.

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Speaker 1: The New York County Supreme Court ordered the defendant to

812
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: stop presenting himself as the hotel's owner, sure, which he

813
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,439
Speaker 1: allegedly ignored. I mean, like he could have this could

814
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: have gone fine. Twice in twenty twenty three, he filed

815
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: additional false documents, as alleged Mickey Barretto repeatedly and fraudulently

816
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: claimed ownership. Blah blah blah. Bretto has been charged with

817
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 1: fourteen counts good of offering a false instrument for filing

818
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Speaker 1: in first degree.

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Speaker 2: You know when to leave the party?

820
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 1: No, when to leave the party? Man, you got a

821
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 1: good thing.

822
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Speaker 2: Go and leave it. B Yeah. Gamblers risk risk pickers

823
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 2: comment they can't stop. How many times have you you

824
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 2: watched like a crime doc or something and you're like,

825
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 2: if they had just stopped, I know, after that bank

826
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 2: it's after always that fake check.

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Speaker 1: This is a great as a positive story of like

828
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Speaker 1: how bank robbing's awesome if you stop.

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Speaker 2: Before you get caught, Yeah, you would have gotten away

830
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 2: with it. You need to just know when the party's

831
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Speaker 2: over and leave before the party ends, you buffome. Wow,

832
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 2: that's a crazy one. Squatter's rites and stuff in New

833
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,920
Speaker 2: York seem really insane. I'm sure at one point or

834
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: maybe even now, they protect people in a good way,

835
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,879
Speaker 2: but boy, it seems like everybody finds a loophole. Yeah,

836
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Speaker 2: how many people are living for free? The cabin that

837
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 2: I used to live in was owned by a guy

838
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Speaker 2: who forgot he owned them. What there was somebody and

839
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 2: there was a contractor driving around the nineties looking on

840
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 2: the East Side for places to kind of flip and

841
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 2: build up, and he came down that street and saw

842
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 2: these ten little cabins and walked up to like a

843
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 2: hippie that was squatting there and was like, hey, who

844
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 2: unsees and they're like, yeah, we don't know. And he

845
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 2: was like no, but like, who's the owner? Do you

846
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 2: own you to house? The guy's like, oh, I don't know,

847
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 2: get out of here. And then he went and he

848
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 2: went downtown and he got the forums and he called

849
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: the owner, I think in Greece, and he was like, hey,

850
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: I'm curious about these on this street. And the guy's like, oh, yeah,

851
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: I forgot about those, and he goes, give you a

852
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 2: million dollars for all. And so we bought ten cabins

853
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 2: for a million dollars in like nineteen ninety eight or

854
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Speaker 2: something like that.

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00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

856
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 2: So they're all probably individually worth like two million now, oh,

857
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 2: at least one point five. But yeah, somebody that owned

858
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 2: that hillside just forgot they existed.

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Speaker 1: Think about that.

860
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,760
Speaker 2: Also, Hillary Street, where we used to hang out in Brooklyn,

861
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 2: where Carl and Bryce and all those people lived, that

862
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 2: was owned by an Israeli guy who forgot he owned

863
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,320
Speaker 2: the building. And everybody squatted in it for free for

864
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 2: like ten years what and then somebody called in like

865
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 2: complaints or whatever, and they're like oh and then they

866
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 2: started charging everybody around. Oh this is a forgotten factory.

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Speaker 2: Whoa I mean, how many sold that place?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, it makes a lot of sense because I

869
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: also squatted in that building.

870
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody stayed there. It was called, wasn't it.

871
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: He just I think Carl was the was the super

872
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: and he just gave me keys to like an apartment

873
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 1: of a business that wasn't there anymore. Yes, And I

874
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: lived in their office years ago.

875
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 2: I could know he probably during the financial crisis, like

876
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 2: the two thousand and eight two thousand and nine crisis.

877
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: I went to Miami for the first time with my

878
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 2: then girlfriend and she was like, yo, I got us

879
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 2: a place and it's like a hotel. And then we

880
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 2: went and it was an empty condo building that had

881
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 2: been completely empty, and we were probably on like the

882
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 2: I don't know, twentieth floor, maybe higher. And it took

883
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 2: me two days to realize that there was nobody else

884
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 2: in the entire way completely empty because they had like

885
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 2: villas on the roof around a pool, and so we

886
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 2: were we had access to the pool in the gym. Yeah,

887
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 2: and there's one person working down below, like at the

888
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 2: check in or whatever. And so I went to the

889
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 2: pool and I looked in all the units and every

890
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 2: they were all staged exactly the same. And then went

891
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 2: up there at night and there were no lights on

892
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 2: in the entire building. Cars.

893
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: Oh that's crazy. How long did you stay there?

894
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 2: Like four or five nights? Where was it? It was

895
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: in downtown Miami, Miami, So yeah, it was in Miami.

896
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 2: That was the glass tower.

897
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: A glass tower. So my uncle bought like some sort

898
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: of condo and it sounds exactly like that. And it

899
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: was gorgeous, right on the beach, gorgeous, And I was like,

900
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: how is this guy? Can how can you afford this?

901
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 2: Yeah?

902
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: It was like very strange.

903
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 2: I mean they were renting it like a hotel room

904
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 2: and it was really nice. It was huge, but it

905
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 2: was a two bedroom hotel room. And then we would

906
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 2: get off the elevator and walked walk down these long

907
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 2: halls and never see and or hear you didn't hear

908
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 2: TV sar you hear people like laughing, talking whatever, And

909
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 2: so we realized we were the only people in an

910
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 2: abandoned building. I mean, this would have been like right

911
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 2: after Bearstern went away, right right, crazy? Right? That is,

912
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,160
Speaker 2: I have a Jersey one for you please. Amy B

913
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 2: sent this in a lot of ban animals did, but

914
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 2: I like the way Amy B sent it. This was

915
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 2: in New Jersey, Dot com and ja NJ dot com. Yes,

916
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:06,600
Speaker 2: written by Matthew and NWCO. Thank you and new Co.

917
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 2: You are truly the best in the typing business. Pepperoni

918
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 2: Vandalism at New Jersey home leaves residence cheese.

919
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: I love this title.

920
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: That is so good. Pepperoni vandalism at New Jersey home

921
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 2: leaves residence cheese, cheese. Nobody's saying cheese.

922
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 1: No, bring it back, Bring it back, Jersey.

923
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,760
Speaker 2: Bring it back. The charges may come by the pound

924
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 2: for a pair of vandals left at a Manville porch

925
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 2: peppered with pepperoni last week. The woman who lives at

926
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 2: the home set.

927
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know where Manvil is Manville. I'll look

928
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: it up, am m A and Vil.

929
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like where men come from where. Everybody there

930
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 2: just has big forearms, big hairy forearms and hairy knuckles

931
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 2: and can swing an axe with each hand. Apparently it's

932
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 2: a rough around the edges place. Is that Heather Doherty

933
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 2: awoke to a virtual deli counter on her doorstep. I

934
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 2: mean this is good, right, Matthew.

935
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: The Nuko Oh, it's right like it's just dead like.

936
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 1: It's right due west of perth Amboy. If anybody knows.

937
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: It's near New Brunswick. Oh, yeah, near Summerville. He ain't

938
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: not getting a lot of it's up north of Trenton. Yeah,

939
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: it's the middle of nowhere.

940
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 2: Heather Doherty woke to a virtual deli counter on her

941
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 2: doorstep and car after salami assailants were caught off on

942
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 2: the neighbors surrounds camera slicing up and tossing about two

943
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 2: pounds of spicy salamia across her yard. That's so much

944
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,919
Speaker 2: dried meat. I opened up the front door Wednesday morning

945
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 2: and said, what the hell is this? Doherty told New

946
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 2: Jersey Advanced Media in an interview. Doherty, who has lived

947
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 2: in Manville for sixteen years, that her house has never

948
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: been targeted by vandals before this week. We're trying to

949
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 2: figure out who goes around with two loaves of pepperoni

950
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 2: in the middle of the night and cut it up

951
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: into slices and throw it on people's said, yeah, I

952
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 2: bet you are.

953
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 1: I remember that being a thing back in the day

954
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 1: when you're true. Yeah, you would put like sliced meats

955
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:12,839
Speaker 1: on people's car.

956
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it would grease they would eat at their clearcoat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ballogonne,

957
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 2: you would put circles on people's car.

958
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that crazy. That's crazy that we eat it.

959
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:27,800
Speaker 1: That it would. I mean it takes paid off of

960
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 1: cars that were just popping in our mouth.

961
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, why wouldn't you, Well, that's the sun.

962
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 2: It's not like the internal body heat of ninety eight

963
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 2: point six degrees could heat that up to corrode your intestines.

964
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 2: Go vegan. Uh, Dougherty said, you have nothing better to

965
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 2: do with your time? Yes, have you been to the

966
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 2: New Jersey? That's pretty fucking fun also in the winter.

967
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty fun, pretty fun.

968
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 2: Dougherty said she reported the incident to police and was

969
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 2: helping them identify the suspects. Lieutenant C. Jeremiah of Manville

970
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 2: Police Department to decline to comment or provide any reports.

971
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 2: Glad we mentioned him. Uh, Docty said Saturday, this sucks

972
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 2: that her key was her car was key during the

973
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: vans come on and also suffered damage. That sucks.

974
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, throw your pepperoni. We that's all right,

975
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: we're laughing at pepperoni on the doorsteps he car. See

976
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: that was there was one guy with the pepperoni and

977
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: one guy.

978
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 2: With the car key. You know know when to leave

979
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 2: the party, went.

980
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: The guy with the pepperoni. He's having a good time.

981
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: He's got a brandy and the guy's like.

982
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, more random, the better. They also said that the

983
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 2: car suffered damage from cats climb up the car to

984
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 2: get to the slabs of spicy meat. The cats were

985
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 2: climbing up the car to get to the pepperoni, just

986
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 2: scratching it up.

987
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: I mean cats can jump onto the onto a car.

988
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: I bet your cat could jump onto the roof of

989
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 1: a car pretty easily.

990
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 2: Cat can do anything.

991
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,320
Speaker 1: That's kind of that's that's a strange assumption that a

992
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: cat decides, hmmm, I'd like to get on the roof

993
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: of this car, or rather on the hood of his car,

994
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 1: instead of just jumping on. I'm gonna claw my way

995
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 1: up the paint.

996
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: Seems seems hard for the cat, It seems very hard.

997
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 2: The story went viral after Doherty posted on Manville People

998
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 2: community Facebook group asking whether any pizza shops are missing

999
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 2: significant amounts of pepperoni. News stations across New York and

1000
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 2: New Jersey picked up the story. In Doherty is now

1001
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 2: widely recognized around town for the peculiar incident. Just last night,

1002
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 2: I went out to the store and people recognized me

1003
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 2: from the news coverage. She said, spreading sliced up pepperoni

1004
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 2: around somebody's property is just such a bizarre thing to do.

1005
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 2: Although puzzled, Doherty said she's happy that the nature of

1006
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 2: the incident was so strange that it brought positive attention

1007
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 2: to the town she's called home virtually her entire life.

1008
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 2: Which is a good spin.

1009
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a street spin.

1010
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 2: Manville can get a bad rap sometimes, even though there

1011
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 2: was a crime committed, it's bringing a humorous news to

1012
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 2: our town. Wow, here's the best. This is how this

1013
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 2: article ends. Okay. Anthony Danello, owner of Manville Pizza, said

1014
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 2: that the pepperoni looks much larger than the kind of

1015
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 2: pizza shops uses toppings. Quote as an Italian, it hurts

1016
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:15,439
Speaker 2: the heart.

1017
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: He's sad for the pepperoni. Oh that does remind me

1018
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:27,320
Speaker 1: of being bored as a teenager. Oh god, And it

1019
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: was just one time driving around me and Damien. I

1020
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: don't know why. We had a pound of turkey. Oh yeah,

1021
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 1: and we were just riding by people and throwing turkey.

1022
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 2: Hilarious, have a slice, hilarious. We used to do the

1023
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 2: flip off game where we would just drive around, honk

1024
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 2: the horn and flip everybody off from the car going

1025
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 2: in the other direction. And we did it. My friend

1026
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 2: Laney thought it would cry laughing. You were just right

1027
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 2: as you're passing on like a one lane knee direction road,

1028
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: you would honk the horn and everybody would stick their

1029
00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 2: hand middle finger directly at the other driver and speed it.

1030
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 2: And then one time we saw somebody's face look very

1031
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 2: sad and it just broke us and we were like,

1032
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 2: never again, we should not have done it.

1033
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: That's sad.

1034
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 2: It was fun. We did slayering, which was you'd play

1035
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 2: Slayer as loud as you could drive around, yell Slayer

1036
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 2: at anybody that would look a new layering rules.

1037
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: So that is suburban boredom.

1038
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 2: It was. It was pre cell phone, pretty smartphone, pre everything,

1039
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 2: pretty internet. We just had to go around and do

1040
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 2: dumb dumb shit shit and we did it well.

1041
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: You did it very well, Scottie, and you're continuing to

1042
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: do it well.

1043
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 2: I turkey is very funny throwing turkey. But what I

1044
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,319
Speaker 2: also like. My my high school girlfriend was a really

1045
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 2: nice girl named Jesse, and she and her friend thought

1046
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 2: it was so funny to drive out to the country

1047
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,320
Speaker 2: and get fully naked and drive around in their cars

1048
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 2: like that, not do anything. They just like the risk.

1049
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 2: It was almost like skinny dipping into your little crappy

1050
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 2: used car in cornfields. Yeah, And she was like, we

1051
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 2: do it sometimes. I was like sure, And we drove

1052
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 2: out to some cornfield and we stripped down.

1053
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: They and just drove around, just drove around naked.

1054
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, during the day, just the thrill, just just for

1055
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: the thrill, just because we could.

1056
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 1: I remember doing that with in college, but like while

1057
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 1: driving on the highway, getting naked and driving on the

1058
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 1: highway with a girlfriend.

1059
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it so funny.

1060
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: I don't know, it was the risk, it was the risk.

1061
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: It was like it was like anything, any anything for

1062
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: a little thrill, you know.

1063
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, And we never got caught, and but we didn't

1064
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,480
Speaker 2: do it that long. But also I don't know, you know,

1065
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 2: do you I've noticed as an adult that I never

1066
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,240
Speaker 2: noticed teenagers driving cars anymore. But when I was a teenager,

1067
00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 2: I would only see teenagers driving cars.

1068
00:51:35,239 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 1: But now I think there's less teenagers driving cars.

1069
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 2: Well, that could be true too, Yeah, I think that

1070
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 2: that is the case. When we had Laari Kilmartin on

1071
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,160
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks ago. I didn't want to tell her,

1072
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 2: but at the Pickets I was eavesdropping on a conversation

1073
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 2: she was having about how her son didn't get his

1074
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 2: license and like how he doesn't want it, And it

1075
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 2: really is fascinating how many teenagers like not for me,

1076
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 2: maybe they're not realizing that well, but again, smartphone camera

1077
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 2: phones would ruin driving around listening to Tom Petty and

1078
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 2: being fully nude in a Corolla.

1079
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then also I wonder for like my kids,

1080
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: is it gonna be just that, like you know, they

1081
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: just like fucking put on their headset and like go

1082
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: somewhere in the garage, you know, like they're just like

1083
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: at a nightclub in the garage, like taking digital drugs

1084
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 1: or whatever. I know.

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00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 2: I went back and watched a Blade Runner, the new one,

1086
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 2: like the Ryan Gosling one, and there's the anad Armis

1087
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 2: is like the AI virtual girlfriend that can like walk

1088
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 2: around their part and I was like, that's crazy. And

1089
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 2: then as the movie went on, I'm like, I can't

1090
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 2: think of a single guy, like a single man who

1091
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 2: would not buy that technology and just be totally thrilled

1092
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 2: to have a AI girlfriend hologram walking around their apartment,

1093
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 2: congratulating them, cheering for them. It's like sad that I'm like, wait,

1094
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 2: that's gonna work.

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00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 1: Oh, that will one hunts percent be a thing.

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00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.

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00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: And then it'll be there'll be a thing where it's

1098
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: like American men refusing to transition from AI girlfriend to

1099
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 1: human girlfriend. Yes, it's gonna be like a news item.

1100
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 2: In twenty we there was one. Either we did it

1101
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 2: on the pod or we were sending a couple of

1102
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 2: times about women with AI boyfriends that are happier with

1103
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 2: their AI boyfriend than they've ever been. And you can

1104
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 2: like pick all the trades, and one of them was

1105
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 2: he's like a German tennis player, architect and his name's

1106
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 2: like Fritz, and they're like I love Fritz and like

1107
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 2: checking every day. It's like it's all I need. It's better,

1108
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 2: and I'm like, we're there what we feared. We were

1109
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 2: out there.

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00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one hundred percent. And and with those with

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00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: the with the goggles too, I mean like soon they'll

1112
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: just be there'll be glasses, or they'll be contacts, or

1113
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: they'll just be directly in and they'll you'll be able

1114
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: to see the person. The person will be very real?

1115
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 2: Can we get high speed maglev trains from New York

1116
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 2: to Chicago.

1117
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,240
Speaker 1: Before we start fucking AI?

1118
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:54,279
Speaker 2: Girl, that's all.

1119
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: That's all way, before we start inserting ourselves and being

1120
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 1: inserted by as hard as hard AI. Can we just

1121
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 1: get a mag lev train from New York to La

1122
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,439
Speaker 1: fast four hundred miles an hour, four hundred miles an hour,

1123
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,479
Speaker 1: four and a half hours coast to coast.

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00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 2: Can we get that before everybody is getting humped or

1125
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:19,879
Speaker 2: humping if before we're all bearing our wiener dogs under

1126
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,720
Speaker 2: an AI coliseum?

1127
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: Can't we please just get a functioning train system in America?

1128
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,600
Speaker 2: God, everybody would use it. We could have bananas live

1129
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 2: shows where people take the train to it.

1130
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: Oh, we could do it on the train. You could

1131
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: have a train car that is a theater.

1132
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 2: Dear Lord, come on that before we start having sex

1133
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:45,719
Speaker 2: with AI. Pleaase it. The weirdest will be when people

1134
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,160
Speaker 2: get divorced from their live spouse to go with. That'll

1135
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 2: be the true weirdest ship. Well.

1136
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:53,640
Speaker 1: Also, I mean, like, I'm sure it's I'm sure it's

1137
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 1: already happened that someone's married in AI by many, But

1138
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: that'll be weird. People getting divorced from AI Bots to

1139
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: marian I like him more. Yeah, there it is, folks.

1140
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Speaker 1: That was another episode of Bananas. Thank you for listening.

1141
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Speaker 2: We're so glad you listen, whether day one, Bananamal, a

1142
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,759
Speaker 2: newer Bananamal, a murder Banana. We just appreciate you guys

1143
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 2: tuning into the silliest little podcast the ever was Bananas.

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00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,280
Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1146
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

1147
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

1149
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 2: Hartstart

1150
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern