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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis durand Elvis Duran.

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Speaker 2: Phone tap, all right, for this phone tap, I've got

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Speaker 2: Joanne on the phone. She wants to phone tap her boyfriend, Frank.

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Speaker 2: Joanne tell us about Frank's little yuppie dog.

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Speaker 3: Well, Frank's got a little doction that cries constantly and

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Speaker 3: barks and annoys the neighbor, in particular, one neighbor who

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Speaker 3: lives next door. She leaves notes, and she also has

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Speaker 3: complained to the ASPCA about this dog.

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Speaker 2: And I'm going to play this lady's daughter, and I'm

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Speaker 2: going to tell your boyfriend that he needs to shut

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Speaker 2: his dog up.

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Speaker 3: Sounds good, All right, let's go.

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Speaker 2: Oh, hi may speak to Frank, please, Frank, Frank. My

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Speaker 2: name is Laurie Mancuso. My mom lives over on Bay

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Speaker 2: twentieth where you live. Yeah, well, we're having some problems

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Speaker 2: with this dog that you have. She says his name

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Speaker 2: is Benny, and she says he's just a little yuppy

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Speaker 2: thing little. Yeah, he's a little wiener dog. We need

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Speaker 2: to do something about this. My mother's in a frail condition.

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Speaker 4: I don't know that was your mom sending those notes.

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Speaker 2: Can you do anything to like make up to my

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Speaker 2: mom for all this pain you've caused her.

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Speaker 4: But your mom is like two houses away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, that dog's loud.

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Speaker 4: He's loud.

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Speaker 2: He's hippy, yappy, yippy, yappy all over the place. I mean,

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Speaker 2: why would you get a little dog like that? Wouldn't

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Speaker 2: you like a big dog?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't like big dogs. Benny, Benny's like one

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Speaker 4: off fought of our family.

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Speaker 1: But Benny's like a little rat.

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Speaker 4: A little rat. Yeah, he's a little dogs and not

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Speaker 4: a rat.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a rat.

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Speaker 4: Well, say, what do you want to look like? What

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Speaker 4: does that have to do with the price of tea

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Speaker 4: in China?

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Speaker 1: I'm nothing, but I'm just being honest with.

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Speaker 2: You, all right.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate your honesty. He's not a rat. He's a dog,

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Speaker 4: all right. I don't appreciate you saying that either.

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Speaker 2: Well, I just don't understand why you would buy such

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Speaker 2: an ugly dog.

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Speaker 4: It's an ugly dog if you want.

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Speaker 1: Oh, why are you being such a jackass and hanging

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Speaker 1: up on me?

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Speaker 4: Man? Do you have anything better do? What your life?

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Speaker 4: And to keep calling me? I'll try to be nice

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Speaker 4: to you. Me kind of dog? I should buy what

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Speaker 4: my dog looks like. I don't care what you think

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Speaker 4: about my dog. I don't care what you look like. Well,

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Speaker 4: that's kids look like. You know what. You're starting to

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Speaker 4: annoy me. Now, well that's a little rude.

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Speaker 1: I'm just being honest with you.

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Speaker 4: I don't care about your honesty, don't care about dog.

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Speaker 4: Was like a rat. You know, maybe your kid looks

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Speaker 4: like looks looks like a humpty dumpty.

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Speaker 1: You know that's a little rude to bring my children.

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Speaker 4: What do you have to tell me something stupid like that?

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Speaker 1: You're a stupid dog. You're talking about my kids.

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Speaker 4: Well, don't call me again.

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Speaker 1: I think you're very stupid.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: Why do you hang up on me?

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Speaker 4: Man? Man? What is your problem?

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Speaker 1: My problem is I want.

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Speaker 2: To talk about your yuppy, little crappy dog, and you

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Speaker 2: won't talk to me.

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Speaker 4: I talked to you about you, my little yuppy crappy dog.

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Speaker 4: But I think my dog has not more intelligence than you.

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Speaker 4: Because you have nothing to do to keep calling me.

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Speaker 4: I told you this problem was taken care of. No,

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Speaker 4: just to leave it alone, all right, all right, But I.

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Speaker 1: Want you to make it up to my poor little

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Speaker 1: old mother.

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Speaker 4: No, you know what I think you want to make

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Speaker 4: it up to your mother and don't call this house.

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Speaker 4: I don't. I want to call the police. Text on you.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Frank, talk to.

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Speaker 4: Me, man, what do you What is your problem?

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Speaker 1: I want to get to the bottom of your yappie

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Speaker 1: dog situation.

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Speaker 4: First of all, it's called a doction.

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Speaker 1: It's called a piece of crap, is what it's called.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think I called you a piece of crap.

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Speaker 1: I'm a human being. You're talking about a dog here.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you know what. The dogs like part of my family. Okay,

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Speaker 4: So I don't appreciate you, but you can say whatever

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Speaker 4: you want. If you keep calling me harassing me, maybe

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Speaker 4: I'll make the dogs stay a little bit longer and

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Speaker 4: stay alone.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you do that, then you're gonna have a

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Speaker 2: lot of problems on your hands because I'll come and

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Speaker 2: take the dog out of your house.

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Speaker 4: Who is you? Yeah? Me, that's that's breaking entering.

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Speaker 1: Got to be there with the A S p c.

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Speaker 1: A to get the dog.

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Speaker 4: Ma'am, ma'am. You're getting on my nurse, all right, You're

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Speaker 4: getting on my nurse because you're so sarcastic.

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Speaker 1: Frank, you know what kind of fiance you have. You've

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Speaker 1: just been phone tapped.

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Speaker 4: Oh you, who is this?

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Speaker 1: This is the lady who called your dog a little

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Speaker 1: war So, Frank, what do you want to say to Joanne?

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Speaker 1: This is her pre wedding gift for you, The Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre recorded with

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Speaker 1: permission granted by all participants.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 2: the Morning Show