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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the morning show. Hey, let's go around the room.

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Speaker 1: She puts on the minds of everyone in the room.

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Speaker 1: By the way, Gandhi and Ghandi and I are the

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Speaker 1: only two are the only two laughing at what Nate

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Speaker 1: just put in the group text.

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Speaker 2: So it's so funny to me.

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Speaker 3: I'm running a freaking daycare here, like people.

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Speaker 4: No, you guys are fine. Other people that aren't normally

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Speaker 4: part of things. I let know because we have this

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Speaker 4: little group chat.

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Speaker 1: Going and I'm like, hey, guys, this is what's going right.

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Speaker 1: Nobody reads it.

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Speaker 3: Here?

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Speaker 1: Okay, he says, He says, we're three minutes away from

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Speaker 1: doing an around the room. If you're doing around the room,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sending you engraved invitations. We are starting now.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have a PA system. I have

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Speaker 1: a text message chat. Okay, we're all here now, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I like that.

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Speaker 5: I like that type of communication. I'm in to it.

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Speaker 5: Keep people on their toes. Don't settle for any type

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Speaker 5: of slacket.

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of stuff. I know you're a

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Speaker 1: busy man. You're the busiest man in show base. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: You have to back out to that restaurant you're talking

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Speaker 1: about the other day and pick up that guy. Shut up,

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Speaker 1: you've got your mind elseware. All right, let's go around

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Speaker 1: the room. We're all here, we were abiding by your request.

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Speaker 1: I will start with Gandhi, Gandi, what's on your mind today?

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Speaker 5: Okay, we say this all the time, but I want

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Speaker 5: to say it again. If you are waiting for the

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Speaker 5: moment to be perfect to do something, stop waiting.

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Speaker 3: You'll wait forever.

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Speaker 5: I know it's a small thing, but I've been thinking

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Speaker 5: about redoing my apartment for a very long time, and

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Speaker 5: I've kind of been just dragging my feet on it.

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Speaker 5: I finally got it together, did it, and it has

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Speaker 5: made all the difference in the world. I enjoy walking

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Speaker 5: into it so much. I'm like, this is it, and

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Speaker 5: I'm mad at myself for not.

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Speaker 3: Having done it sooner.

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Speaker 2: So don't wait, you coul.

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Speaker 1: Die, get it done, get it done whatever it does. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm the world's worst procrastinator. Why put off today what

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Speaker 1: you can put off tomorrow? So I'm with you. But

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Speaker 1: once you get it done, you're like, Okay, why did

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Speaker 1: I wait? Scary? What's up with you today?

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Speaker 6: You know, if you're gonna leave a one star review

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Speaker 6: for somebody or a business, think twice before you do it.

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Speaker 6: You could you're you're ruining someone's livelihood. You know, people

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Speaker 6: get damaged in their Google ratings and they go down

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Speaker 6: and then people stop going there and then they close

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Speaker 6: down their business.

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Speaker 1: That's why we have one to five stars.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So if something is not to your liking, don't

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Speaker 6: go from five stars to one star is so much.

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Speaker 6: If they totally suck and warrant it on every level,

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Speaker 6: make it one star. But notice a sliding scale. So

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Speaker 6: maybe you take a star away from them and you

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Speaker 6: make it four stars because of some disruption. But all

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Speaker 6: the times I go to the one star reviews on

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Speaker 6: anything Google or Yelp, I always see the reason why

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Speaker 6: they give it one star and it's something that is

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Speaker 6: so trite and unimportant that I'm like, that could have

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Speaker 6: been four stars instead of one. But people are extremists.

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Speaker 6: And by the way, yelpers are the worst kind of

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Speaker 6: review people out there. They got chips on their sho

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Speaker 6: ye yelps. Yelp has the worst the worst woman. Why

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Speaker 6: do you think that is they have a grudge that

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Speaker 6: they have an axe to grind they've got a grudge.

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Speaker 1: The questions why them? Why them?

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Speaker 6: Because the community that formed that, that of people that

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Speaker 6: follow the Yelp app are just a bunch of angry

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Speaker 6: a holes, specifically people who who write awful Yelp reviews

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Speaker 6: the place quicker than anybody else Google reviews.

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Speaker 1: I respect, Yes, okay, I'll read a review. Where's this from,

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Speaker 1: Nate Yelp?

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Speaker 3: This is our show on Yelp?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, well, apparently do this person says some of

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Speaker 1: the most loud and obnoxious people ever. That lady that

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Speaker 3: I stopped listening.

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Speaker 1: I stopped listening. Her name is Danielle. That show sucks.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to someone another show over these clowns

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Speaker 1: any day.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 1: They gave us two.

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Speaker 7: Stars basically stars, guy, Yelp.

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Speaker 6: People have their angry Karens in that community.

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Speaker 1: Specifically, if they didn't like our show because of you,

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Speaker 1: but maybe they like the rest of us, maybe it

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Speaker 1: could have given us a four star.

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Speaker 7: List at least. My gosh, sorry, guys, we don't.

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Speaker 1: Want them listening anyway. Screw them? What gandhi?

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Speaker 5: Can I just say in all of this scary is

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Speaker 5: also the worst type of person because he lives and

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Speaker 5: dies by these reviews, right, he doesn't ever leave them,

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Speaker 5: so he just can't count on everyone else doing the

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Speaker 5: heavy lifting form. And he never reviews places. Even if

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Speaker 5: he loves them, he doesn't go and review them. So

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Speaker 5: I say, what the hell scears, I'm switching it.

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Speaker 1: Also, wait, he also eliminates a lot of great places

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Speaker 1: because they didn't give enough stars in his opinion. Exactly,

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Speaker 1: I don't rely on these stars that much anymore because

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Speaker 1: I know there's many ways to manipulate that that rating system,

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Speaker 1: you know, So okay, anyway, So I do what you

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Speaker 1: were saying. A lot of people do rely businesses do

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Speaker 1: rely on these ratings. And if you just start slicing

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Speaker 1: and dison without giving it true thought and being, you know,

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Speaker 1: more accurate, then you're putting people out of business. Maybe

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Speaker 1: Scotty be our special guest today. What's on your mind today?

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Speaker 8: You know this is somewhat related to skeries. We all

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Speaker 8: use open table to make reservations, right, yes, I mean

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Speaker 8: I don't know if everybody knows or not, but every

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Speaker 8: time you make a reservation, you get points and they

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Speaker 8: build up and I just got a fifty dollars Amazon

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Speaker 8: gift card just for making dinner reservation night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: So I think a lot of people make the reservation

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Speaker 8: don't realize. You accumulate points, and sometimes there's bonus points

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Speaker 8: you can do, like thousand dollars reservations. If you go

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Speaker 8: early like me. If you like to eat a four

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Speaker 8: thirty in the afternoon for dinner, you get thousands. You

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Speaker 8: get a thousand points for reservation and it doesn't take

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Speaker 1: To get free stuff. All right, open table, do go

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Speaker 1: on there, check your points. Hey, Froggy, what's up?

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Speaker 3: I had to do something that it didn't feel great.

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Speaker 3: But my dad has been having trouble with his sprinkler

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Speaker 3: system and so it's on an app and he's been

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Speaker 3: messing it up on the app. I took the app

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Speaker 3: and I said, from now on, when you want your

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Speaker 3: turn them on.

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Speaker 5: That's so sweet.

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Speaker 3: They haven't broken one time since then. I don't know

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Speaker 3: what he was doing, but you know I fixed the problem.

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Speaker 3: I took you away from him. I felt bad. He's like,

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Speaker 3: I can't find the app. Now, I'm just I said,

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Speaker 3: just text you and you want them to run, I'll

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Speaker 3: turn him on. Oh I love that.

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Speaker 1: I wish we could break into people's water system apps.

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Speaker 1: Just turn turn sprinklers without the nose. Oh's this need

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Speaker 1: for power? Hey, Danielle, what's up with you?

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Speaker 7: So you know I have two two cats, Fred and Dicky. Right,

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Speaker 7: and so Fred every morning three forty five, he wakes

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Speaker 7: He's getting his medicine because he has some lung issues.

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Speaker 7: And he knows that he gets a little snack because

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Speaker 7: So Dicky comes along for the ride. She's like, well,

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Speaker 7: he's got a snack, I'm going to snack, do right?

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Speaker 7: But she waits till you invite her in. It's so crazy.

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Speaker 7: Fred follows me into the bathroom and Diggy sits by

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Speaker 1: It's the weird thing. It's like a vampire cat.

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Speaker 7: She waits to suck my soul out. She's like waiting

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Speaker 7: for me to say Okay, Mama, come on, you can

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Speaker 7: come in now. And then she comes in. It's so crazy.

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Speaker 7: I call them Papa and Mama.

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Speaker 3: And then they come in.

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Speaker 7: It's the cutest thing. But like, I never met a

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Speaker 3: Permission for Hi. What the hell?

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Speaker 7: She's very polite, polite cat.

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Speaker 1: The cats, Yeah, they're not polite. What you did?

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Speaker 5: That seem like they're waiting to curse you out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're saying, what's up with you?

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: So when I moved, my husband and I treated ourselves

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Speaker 2: I thought about that was there's an app that tells

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Speaker 2: you how well you slept. It tracks your sleeping. Well.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm afraid of my own home because I was

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Speaker 2: going through the dates and it has tracked a two

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Speaker 2: hour sleep on a day that none of us were home.

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Speaker 6: Oh is there.

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Speaker 2: A ghost in my bed? I'm just going through and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, we slept so poorly on Nope, neither

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Speaker 2: of us were there. I have a ghost and Savannah

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Speaker 2: was not home alone.

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Speaker 1: Not only do you have a ghost, you have a

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Speaker 1: ghost that isn't sleeping well. Yeah, keep tracking that.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: That is great and finally, Nate, you know what. We

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Speaker 1: love you. Thank you for getting us all together every

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Speaker 1: day for this little round the room segment. What is

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Speaker 1: on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Shit it okay, it's all happened to us. I guarantee

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Speaker 4: everybody in this room has had this happen. The mystery cut.

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Speaker 4: You either look at your hand or your leg and.

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Speaker 1: Like, where's this blood coming.

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Speaker 4: I got home the other day and I look at

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Speaker 4: my leg and it looked somebody had stabbed me.

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Speaker 1: With a dagger and I got a blood. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I don't even remember this happening.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, so then I just had to get the

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Speaker 4: what is it hydrogen prooxide to get the blood out

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Speaker 4: of my pants when I'm like, oh my god. You know,

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Speaker 4: every once in a while, it just happens, and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: how does this happen?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't notice it?

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Speaker 2: Do?

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Speaker 1: I have no nerve endings in that part of what

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Speaker 1: the hell happened?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, it's all happened to us. A journal happened again.

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Speaker 4: Just be wary of that mystery cut and where you're

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Speaker 4: putting the blood.

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Speaker 1: All right, we love you, Nate.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: By the way, here's another Yelp review. I love the

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Speaker 1: Elvis Drand Morning Show. I find it very entertaining. The

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Speaker 1: cast is very funny and energetic. The show makes my

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Speaker 1: morning more enjoyable every day.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'd love to hear that