Speaker 1: Hey, it's also on the side episode. I have no idea,
Speaker 1: but we have a special guest today. I'm really excited.
Speaker 1: Andrew's here. Hello andrews Oh. Hi, Diamond is here, Hello, Diamond, Hi,
Speaker 1: And we have coaster Boy Josh.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: Do people still call you that coaster boy?
Speaker 2: I believe so.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever called you that.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't like it?
Speaker 2: I mean it's a little outdated. I hate roller coasters.
Speaker 1: Now it's still your Instagram name.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't switch it, of course you can. No,
Speaker 2: I can't. Why because then like when people tag you
Speaker 2: and stuff or look for you, they'll search for something
Speaker 2: else that that am I not making any sense?
Speaker 1: No, I get what you're saying, but I feel like
Speaker 1: if you just put Josh something when they type in Josh,
Speaker 1: it'll still pop up really.
Speaker 2: Even like like what about all the prior stuff you're
Speaker 2: tagged and does that switch to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well, I mean that's I mean, it's
Speaker 2: just kind of stuck.
Speaker 1: You don't want to say it's your brand, do you?
Speaker 2: It is not?
Speaker 4: I mean the artist formerly known as coaster boy Josh,
Speaker 4: Like maybe like, what would you change it to instead
Speaker 4: a symbol like Prince.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, just Josh, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't know what I would. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: know what my brand is anymore. It's I got it
Speaker 2: because I was. I'm not saying I have one. I
Speaker 2: don't even know what. I got it because I put
Speaker 2: together a promotion for the show to go to like
Speaker 2: amusement parks, and it's how I kind of got the
Speaker 2: job here. I was still in Cleveland, Ohio at the time.
Speaker 2: That's where I started out. And then I like organized
Speaker 2: the whole tour and we send people to like Bush
Speaker 2: Gardens and Universal and six Flags all over the place,
Speaker 2: and why do we stop?
Speaker 1: I want to go to something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like roller coasters make me sick. I
Speaker 2: love Cedar Point. I feel like pound for pound, like
Speaker 2: it's the best amusement park in the country. Okay, it's
Speaker 2: like on a it's basically on an island, so it's
Speaker 2: all everything surrounded by water. So like every roller coaster
Speaker 2: you go on, you feel you're like falling into the lake.
Speaker 2: So that's scary and fun.
Speaker 1: Can we go back to the fact that you said
Speaker 1: you don't like roller coasters, they make you sick, yet
Speaker 1: we call you coaster boy, Josh.
Speaker 2: They scramble my head.
Speaker 1: Oh god, well that's what happened.
Speaker 2: I bet you I have a little bit of CTE
Speaker 2: from all my rollercoaster writing. I guarantee it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Josh, we're going to know a lot
Speaker 1: about Josh today. Well, the reason we had you in
Speaker 1: here one, of course, I want to do my let's
Speaker 1: get to know Josh episode, But you said you need
Speaker 1: to pause on that for a minute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you want to talk about some graphic stuff.
Speaker 1: I feel not some There was just one thing that
Speaker 1: I promised in the trailer, but we don't have to
Speaker 1: talk about it because you don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, time and space. I love this. I'm excited.
Speaker 1: So in the trailer for this podcast that dropped in January,
Speaker 1: Josh who actually put it together and did a great job.
Speaker 1: We love Before that, one of the things is he
Speaker 1: was out for was it the month of October November?
Speaker 2: It felt like the month of November.
Speaker 1: Josh was out for almost all of November, and we
Speaker 1: were like, man, let's going on. Josh is like so sick,
Speaker 1: and he told us why and do you want to
Speaker 1: say what it was.
Speaker 2: I don't. I mean, we're not on the air, so
Speaker 2: you can say anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you say whatever you want.
Speaker 2: I just like started a news I started really enjoying
Speaker 2: a certain sex act. What would you call that? My
Speaker 2: friend Aaron calls at the backyard barbecue.
Speaker 1: Joshua the tossing of a salad. He recently became very solid, heavy,
Speaker 1: solid centric.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, it was probably just that. Also
Speaker 2: came with a lot of drinking at the time, so
Speaker 2: it might have been more so that and me just
Speaker 2: lowering my immune system than engaging in.
Speaker 1: Pocat. You just say eating ass because the way that
Speaker 1: he said it to us, I don't know how many
Speaker 1: people are sitting there. He might have just said it
Speaker 1: to me. He's like, man, I recently discovered eating ass
Speaker 1: and I've never been sicker. And I don't think I've
Speaker 1: ever loved him more than like that moment. It was great. Wow,
Speaker 1: he just came out with it. Oh yeah, we can
Speaker 1: get to know josh today.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. I mean, you just I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: just so good yet it's the results are so bad.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so one of the things about josh is
Speaker 1: he's kind of elusive, like Bigfoot. Like Diamond pointed out
Speaker 1: the best the other day when we were doing our
Speaker 1: what would you win your Olympic gold for? And Josh's
Speaker 1: was avoiding everyone. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Thought you were saying actual Olympics. And I got really
Speaker 4: excited because I was about to say, I've been watching
Speaker 4: water polo.
Speaker 1: Okay, and texted us. By the way, he texted us
Speaker 1: twice the same thing. I could do canoeing or water
Speaker 1: polo in the Olympics. No, you cannot. Water polo is
Speaker 1: so intense. It's so intense.
Speaker 4: I could do it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Anyway, back to his Olympics for.
Speaker 2: It, have you ever like really swam besides a recreational pool? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I swam where in a recreational pool?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: He just asked me, besides in your recreational shut up.
Speaker 4: Anyway, back to the elusive Josh.
Speaker 1: I think I didn't meet, like actually meet Josh until
Speaker 1: I mean I met him initially, but I think we
Speaker 1: actually spoke for like three years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think I was speaking to anyone at
Speaker 2: that point in my life.
Speaker 1: That makes me feel a little better.
Speaker 3: It really wasn't because he yell at me. He would
Speaker 3: yell at you, yelling I have a video. I'll never
Speaker 3: forget it. January twenty twenty. I was recording people because
Speaker 3: it was like it was a national day, like what
Speaker 3: are you not having today or something like that, And
Speaker 3: I was walking around and I went to Josh and
Speaker 3: I was like, what are you not having today?
Speaker 1: He's like, you in my studio? Yeah, he used to
Speaker 1: have that little studio. So now it's kind of different
Speaker 1: because he's slightly more involved with everyone. He still has
Speaker 1: his own studio, but he used to have this little,
Speaker 1: like dark corner studio. You couldn't even see if he
Speaker 1: was in.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You really turn the lights down in that studio, yeah,
Speaker 2: barely on.
Speaker 1: It was people would walk like, is Josh here? I
Speaker 1: can't tell them. I'm like, if you look too long,
Speaker 1: he'd like, slam the glass, get out of here. But
Speaker 1: now I know Josh and I love Josh, and you
Speaker 1: three are like my favorite people and it's great and
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to do this trip with you guys
Speaker 1: that we have coming up.
Speaker 4: Do you know what he used to do, by the way,
Speaker 4: in that studio that I hated with every fiber of
Speaker 4: my being. Yes, no, no, I would be in there
Speaker 4: and you go, if you're leaving, I'm gonna yell. And
Speaker 4: I was like, what he's like, the minute you open
Speaker 4: that door, I'm gonna shout really loud and scream at you.
Speaker 2: Like he just screwed up. And all the interns would
Speaker 2: hear like him getting yelled at it. I'd be like, you'd
Speaker 2: never let that happen.
Speaker 4: God, And so I would literally just like walk out
Speaker 4: and be like him.
Speaker 1: Getting verbally views on the album He's You guys always
Speaker 1: joke around, and I say it's a joke, because of
Speaker 1: course I'm not a menace, but you guys always say
Speaker 1: that I am. Josh is so much worse, oh for sure.
Speaker 1: But I don't why he doesn't get the shitty rup
Speaker 1: that I have.
Speaker 4: Why disagree entirely on that. I think it's more just
Speaker 4: like a gentlemanly squabble when.
Speaker 1: He tackles you in the streets of Jersey City.
Speaker 2: You know, is just starting to feel sex.
Speaker 1: Right, Because when Josh doesn't, it just gentlemately disagreement. When
Speaker 1: I do it, it's a problem.
Speaker 4: He doesn't coach to my desk and just throw things
Speaker 4: and then go f you or walk by my desk
Speaker 4: and go you're a loser. He just walks by, and
Speaker 4: if anything, he'll just be like, put you in the head.
Speaker 1: He comes over and physically assaults you. Ye, lie the way,
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: My dirty underwear in your face exactly.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: I just can't win here, So I guess whether it's
Speaker 4: physical or verbal.
Speaker 1: I'm just I don't call you a loser, that's Diamond.
Speaker 1: I just want the record to reflect I only knock
Speaker 1: things off your.
Speaker 3: Desk only, yes, okay, and I truly believe that you're
Speaker 3: a loser, so it doesn't really you know, just being honest.
Speaker 1: I feel like Andrew's a little more like tame around Josh.
Speaker 1: If it was just you and me, Diamond, he'd be
Speaker 1: yelling at us sexisty. Yeah, wow, Andrew.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to see now it's gaslighting. Now it's gaslighting,
Speaker 4: learning a lot about you, gaslighter.
Speaker 1: And Josh knocks you down in the middle of the street.
Speaker 1: He's just being a gentleman. Diamond walks by and calls
Speaker 1: you a loser. She's an asshole.
Speaker 4: Well usually when she walks it's you fucking loser, and
Speaker 4: then does both middle fingers. I mean when I just
Speaker 4: hear her go, hey, Andrew. I already know what it is.
Speaker 4: He's she kind of sounds like the creepy guy who
Speaker 4: used to call in there was like a guy who
Speaker 4: was stalking. He was I remember his name, I'm not
Speaker 4: going to say it, but he would call in at
Speaker 4: least five six times a day and he would just
Speaker 4: call on him, just burp into the phone and say
Speaker 4: the most lude obscene things?
Speaker 2: Is that the one we would tell security about it?
Speaker 4: Security? No, he was like calling he said, I hope
Speaker 4: you get cancer of the tits and die. Everybody he
Speaker 4: called constantly, and honestly, it was the same type of
Speaker 4: thing where you just hear, Hey, Andrew cancer and die?
Speaker 1: All right? Why stopped? Where is he?
Speaker 4: Hopefully?
Speaker 2: I thought he was like building lurking too. Is that
Speaker 2: not true?
Speaker 4: Like he wasn't great?
Speaker 1: What I have to say, I'm sad that I never
Speaker 1: experienced this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, his emails were wild too, crazy email emails.
Speaker 1: Do you even have a place to email?
Speaker 4: Oh, somebody's been talking emailing. Now I'm on one of
Speaker 4: those chains. Now they're emailing like every single person being
Speaker 4: like the truth will come out about your lies and
Speaker 4: to see and it's like they're emailing like the head
Speaker 4: of like all these companies, I'm for some reason on
Speaker 4: it with my personally yeah trip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the fur of us are going on a trip.
Speaker 3: Yay.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we call it off the grid
Speaker 1: because we're very much gonna be on the grid. But
Speaker 1: we're going on a road trip. We're starting in Grand Teton,
Speaker 1: then one Yellowston and then Glacier and I'm really excited.
Speaker 1: And I feel like Josh already threatened to fling Andre
Speaker 1: off a mountain, so this is gonna be great.
Speaker 2: Oh god, there was a light threat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see it coming to Fruish.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I made sure one that we don't have an RV
Speaker 1: because you drive like a maniac. And I've been confirmed
Speaker 1: by everybody. Josh said it, Diamond said it was.
Speaker 2: He was going like fifty on like the side of
Speaker 2: a cliff.
Speaker 1: It was, Oh it does.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was Yosemite and it was like getting close to
Speaker 4: night time and I was like, i just need to
Speaker 4: be there, so I'm going to drive and I'm going
Speaker 4: to get us there. And I got us there, also
Speaker 4: having an arrest warrant in California because I never paid
Speaker 4: that ticket.
Speaker 1: So around to California Andrew and we went to California
Speaker 1: with him, to California. Yeah, we could all right.
Speaker 4: He hasn't found out I had a warrant only recently. Actually,
Speaker 4: I found the parking tickets, like I never paid that,
Speaker 4: and I looked it up and it was like you
Speaker 4: may be wanted by it was staking.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, how we goten pulled over somehow? Diamond I would
Speaker 1: have gotten arrested and you would have just skirted out
Speaker 1: of there.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh you should have never told me that. Anytime I
Speaker 3: see a cop, I'm gonna say, hey, officer, do you
Speaker 3: know who he is? I don't care what state, what
Speaker 3: county we're in, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna ask them
Speaker 3: if they know you.
Speaker 4: Well. Back to this trip, right, ye?
Speaker 1: Are we all in favor that maybe Andrew shouldn't drive
Speaker 1: unless it's like an open highway because he crashed Diamond
Speaker 1: and I into the side of a mountain.
Speaker 3: I think he.
Speaker 4: Crashed into the side of a mountain is so extreme.
Speaker 1: Did the vehicle hit a mountain?
Speaker 4: Did it somewhat side shimmy pasted it? Yes?
Speaker 1: Was their contacts made between a mountains and the vehicle? Yes?
Speaker 1: Also did they tell us at no point should you
Speaker 1: ever exceed seventy miles per hour? Yes or no?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes? And then at any point were you going easy
Speaker 1: eighty ninety miles per hour while Diamond and I were
Speaker 1: screaming to slow down. Yes, so maybe Andrew doesn't drive.
Speaker 4: If you want to get there on time, and maybe
Speaker 4: even a couple of minutes sooner, then put me in coach, Josh,
Speaker 4: we'll get there.
Speaker 1: Does Josh drive?
Speaker 2: Do you drive?
Speaker 1: Really me either?
Speaker 2: I actually did. I moved to New York and never
Speaker 2: transferred my Ohio license over to New York, and it expired,
Speaker 2: so you have to go through the process again like
Speaker 2: you're an eighteen year old. So I just didn't have
Speaker 2: a license for twelve years and then I finally got
Speaker 2: one over the pandemic. So I'm back baby.
Speaker 1: Yes, Josh, that's almost what happened to me. When I
Speaker 1: moved here. I just wasn't driving, so I wasn't thinking
Speaker 1: about it and it expired and then the pandemic hit
Speaker 1: and I was like, shit, I guess I need to
Speaker 1: get a rental.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I went to get a car and they're like, bitch
Speaker 1: your license. I was like, oh no. So when I
Speaker 1: went to Ohio and I tried to renew it in Ohio,
Speaker 1: I was twelve days past when you could renew it.
Speaker 1: I had to sit to those damn classes like I
Speaker 1: was fifteen, get my tempts again. They made me get
Speaker 1: my I have tempts at home. There's a little hole
Speaker 1: poked in on from when I got my actual license
Speaker 1: again was this was it?
Speaker 2: So this was when this.
Speaker 1: Was twenty twenty, toward the end of twenty two Ohio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the test in Ohio over the pandemic. They
Speaker 2: didn't even get in the car anymore. Why just watch
Speaker 2: you drive around the parking lot.
Speaker 1: But okay, so tell me if this was the same
Speaker 1: for you, because he's exactly right. When I did the
Speaker 1: actual driver's test, they wouldn't get in the car with you.
Speaker 1: They said you could have a person in the car
Speaker 1: with you, but if you spoke to that person came over.
Speaker 1: I was like what They're like, Yeah, so my sister
Speaker 1: had to be in the car because she was a
Speaker 1: license driver, had to be in the car. Withee. She
Speaker 1: was in the fucking backseat, and they're like, if we
Speaker 1: see you say a word to her, you're not getting
Speaker 1: a license. I was like, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: Same for you, say my step mom, and she took
Speaker 2: it very seriously. I was like, I'll talk to you.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 4: She's like, no, don't do it.
Speaker 1: Do you imagine if he failed because I'm talking to her?
Speaker 2: Yep. I'm also in the same situation now where my
Speaker 2: my license expires in October. Man, but I'm moving from
Speaker 2: New Jersey to New York September one, so I'm going
Speaker 2: to have a short window there to go to a
Speaker 2: New York Bureau of Motor Vehicles what you don't know
Speaker 2: what they call dB, but like I need like two
Speaker 2: weeks to get like like a piece of mail, a
Speaker 2: piece of mail, so it's going to be tight baby.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you need to find like a d MB
Speaker 1: person or b is a d r V.
Speaker 2: I always am confused, yes.
Speaker 1: Because I think it'll hire it to be a bureau.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a department here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, the DMV. We need to find you a
Speaker 1: DMV person. If you are a DMV person, holler at us,
Speaker 1: oh yes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and holler on me too, me and Josh
Speaker 3: in New York City because now you need those new
Speaker 3: Oh you need yeah, a real ID.
Speaker 4: Those actually you don't need until twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Never mind, don't reach out. I'll just get it out.
Speaker 2: My current one is a real ID.
Speaker 1: And that's going to expire already.
Speaker 2: Yeah in October.
Speaker 4: That was fast, and that means your license picture is
Speaker 4: going to change.
Speaker 3: Thank god.
Speaker 1: Happy about do you have a creature of a license picture?
Speaker 2: I look like, yes, Bat, you said bigfoot, It wasn't
Speaker 2: far off.
Speaker 1: Oh was this your long hair? Nobody recognized? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: look like I.
Speaker 2: Might blow up a federal building.
Speaker 1: We went somewhere with Josh was sick. I would not
Speaker 1: even recognize that person, but I do. I remember that
Speaker 1: guy we went to. Where did we go? We went
Speaker 1: somewhere and the bouncer looked at his license and was
Speaker 1: like this you dog? Like Josh was trying to fake it.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was maybe the Magic Show or
Speaker 1: I don't remember that weird dark thing that we went
Speaker 1: to speak you know, it wasn't speaking. What did me,
Speaker 1: you and Sam go to where we're like eight in
Speaker 1: a yurt?
Speaker 2: Oh wear like masks? Macbeth Hotel is yeah?
Speaker 3: No more?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no more. It might have been that it was something.
Speaker 1: But back to Josh for a second, and then we'll
Speaker 1: get to this trip. For people who don't know how
Speaker 1: you came to be part of the show, which I
Speaker 1: didn't know for longest time. How did you join up
Speaker 1: with this crew of misfits?
Speaker 2: Okay, very quick. When Elvis signed out in Cleveland, Ohio
Speaker 2: in two thousand and eight, and I was just graduate
Speaker 2: in college and they needed a board up for his show,
Speaker 2: and at that time, it was only the like the
Speaker 2: fourth affiliate the show had. It was like New York, Miami, Philadelphia,
Speaker 2: and then Cleveland. And then I just hopped on and
Speaker 2: I remember there was this poll on a morning like
Speaker 2: a morning news show in Cleveland, like favorite morning show,
Speaker 2: and they had just signed on, and I told Elvis
Speaker 2: and Scary about it, and so we just got the
Speaker 2: national audience to vote in the local Cleveland poll and
Speaker 2: we won the favorite after being on for like two months.
Speaker 2: And I think they were impressed with that, like hustle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's pretty ingenius.
Speaker 2: So then I just started chatting them up more and
Speaker 2: saying I want more production work, and then they hired
Speaker 2: me to do production work from Ohio, like a lot
Speaker 2: of our editing stuff. And then I just was like
Speaker 2: I want to move. I want to move, And then
Speaker 2: like the right people got fired I whatever whatever happened,
Speaker 2: like the chess pieces were removed, and like Elvis created
Speaker 2: a position here and I moved here and I've been
Speaker 2: here since twenty ten.
Speaker 1: Wow, So you were only in Cleveland for like two
Speaker 1: years doing stuff for this show from Afar and then
Speaker 1: you came here not even two years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember being terrified of it was like two
Speaker 2: thousand and nine. I got flown in to meet everyone
Speaker 2: and we met at this place called Strip House. It's
Speaker 2: this famous steakhouse in Union Square here, and that was
Speaker 2: like I didn't have my flight was late, so I
Speaker 2: didn't have time to go to my hotel room to
Speaker 2: like try to look my best to like meet everyone,
Speaker 2: so I just had to go straight to the restaurant.
Speaker 2: I remember like ors assistant, Anthony, he was Elvis's assistant
Speaker 2: at the time. He grabbed my luggage as I was
Speaker 2: getting out of like the uber or whatever and walked
Speaker 2: into this restaurant and like everyone was just sitting at
Speaker 2: the table like ready to greet me. It was like
Speaker 2: that that scary thing when you like just everyone staring
Speaker 2: at you.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine you in that situation.
Speaker 2: Was so awkward, But just picture Joshed me, like yeah,
Speaker 2: and then alos took it to this like performance where's
Speaker 2: a bruta? I think it was? Do you ever hear
Speaker 2: of it?
Speaker 4: It's like like that's one of the acrobats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like and they like go on the.
Speaker 4: Big screen and you kind of like look up because
Speaker 4: they're floating on.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, and they're like running on this treadmill that
Speaker 2: just like drives around the room. It's it was wild.
Speaker 1: That's how you came to New York. That was your intro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And.
Speaker 1: That's kind of cool though, Like I don't know, that's
Speaker 1: a really good story of how you can. I actually
Speaker 1: don't know either of your stories either.
Speaker 3: Done.
Speaker 1: How did you get here? I still be forgrated you
Speaker 1: guys disappeared because you were all here pretty much what
Speaker 1: I got here, Like Diamond was already in the building,
Speaker 1: But how'd you get here?
Speaker 3: I think it's a very Everybody has a different story.
Speaker 1: But wait, everyone has a different story about yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so my story right, my recollection of this is randomly
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you guys are laughing. I'm so serious.
Speaker 1: My recollection of yeah was everyone has the story.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, when I give you the story, you'll
Speaker 3: know why I said it like that anyway, So randomly,
Speaker 3: I was a board op at another station and Cara,
Speaker 3: who had just become the assistant program director and music
Speaker 3: director here's the one hundred randomly just text me one
Speaker 3: day like have you applied to be Elvistrand's phone op?
Speaker 3: And I was like no, Like I didn't even know
Speaker 3: the position was available, honestly, I don't. I don't remember
Speaker 3: what was going on with me, but I wasn't checking.
Speaker 3: And she's like, I think you should. I spoke to
Speaker 3: somebody about it today and I was like, oh, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: But then she text me again, like hours later because
Speaker 3: she knew I was going to be in the building
Speaker 3: that day, and she was like, well, maybe you should
Speaker 3: talk to THEA, who's all of our bosses, right. THEA
Speaker 3: had just given me a job at Power as a
Speaker 3: board off, so she's like, maybe you should talk to her.
Speaker 3: So I talked to THEA and she's like, ah, I
Speaker 3: don't really know whatever. She's like, I don't really, it's
Speaker 3: like nothing against you, I just don't know if it
Speaker 3: would be a right fit or whatever. And so like
Speaker 3: I was like okay, kind of tried to lobby for
Speaker 3: it and then just walked out of her office. I
Speaker 3: was like whatever, Like literally two minutes later, she comes
Speaker 3: out of her office like, Hey, I spoke to Nate.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have an interview tomorrow or something like that.
Speaker 3: And I was like, so, what do you want from me?
Speaker 1: Like, I don't get it.
Speaker 3: And then interviewed with Nate and Brody at the time,
Speaker 3: and he just was like I told him the story
Speaker 3: about me being named after a baseball field that he
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 1: Game on is done.
Speaker 3: And then I hadn't heard anything for like a week,
Speaker 3: and then Andrew liked a video of mine on Instagram
Speaker 3: and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, they're talking.
Speaker 3: This is it, babes? And then yeah, that was it?
Speaker 3: But other people have other stories.
Speaker 1: What's the other story? Via said that she thought of
Speaker 1: the story like thought of it. Oh, Diamond would be
Speaker 1: great for this. I was like, that's not really the story.
Speaker 1: You know that happened to me before, Like I had
Speaker 1: I had an idea and then it happened, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, everybody else was like that was
Speaker 1: my thoughts. Were you an intern before you started?
Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah, but not as you one hundred so I
Speaker 3: was an intern. I was in an intern in promotions
Speaker 3: and power one five.
Speaker 1: Josh, were you an in turn uh?
Speaker 2: In general?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes you were?
Speaker 1: Andrew were you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We were all interns. Okay, how'd you get here?
Speaker 4: I got the job because I interned the summer before
Speaker 4: for his publicist at the time, and I did a
Speaker 4: lot of stuff there and worked, and I interned for
Speaker 4: the other morning jocks at C one hundred and then
Speaker 4: I graduated early from University of Miami.
Speaker 1: Wait what other morning jocks?
Speaker 4: Well, not morning, sorry, afternoon.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I was like the other one hundred ones. Originally started
Speaker 4: as a sales intern, so that was fun. Really.
Speaker 2: I would never buy anything from you.
Speaker 1: Not one thing, no baby, and just pushing electrolytes on
Speaker 1: everyone and anyway.
Speaker 4: So then come graduation time, I graduated early. I was home.
Speaker 4: I almost got a job with the Bank of New
Speaker 4: York because you know, I'm just gonna say it, nepo, baby,
Speaker 4: my dad used to work there.
Speaker 1: So Andrew Stanley owns a yacht rental company.
Speaker 4: I wish we did because I would definitely not be
Speaker 4: working here. But anyway, almost got a job at the bank.
Speaker 4: Then randomly his publicist called him. Was like, hey, so
Speaker 4: you're done with school, right, and I was like yeah.
Speaker 4: He's like, oh, you should definitely like not go on
Speaker 4: this trip that you're about to go on because it
Speaker 4: was Easter week. And I was like, so the car
Speaker 4: is like outside, like I'm going to the airport. He's like,
Speaker 4: you should not get in the car. It's like okay,
Speaker 4: what so, like, am I just going on this trip?
Speaker 4: Like I'm very confused, like ye, don't do it? Come
Speaker 4: here on Monday the office the old studios. So then
Speaker 4: I on that Monday walked in and I thought I
Speaker 4: was going for interview, so I wore a tie and
Speaker 4: like a suit and Elvis was like nerd and then
Speaker 4: it was like okay, got it, don't wear suit. Thought
Speaker 4: I looked professional and yeah, it is about to have
Speaker 4: art attack up. After that, I got a call that
Speaker 4: was literally like hey, yeah, so it's yours. So I'm
Speaker 4: like okay, so I should tell the bank no and
Speaker 4: they were like, yeah, you don't want to work at
Speaker 4: a bank, do you? And I was like no, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it like in Pittsburgh. Weren't you gonna move to Pittsburg?
Speaker 4: So basically it would have been like a coordinator type
Speaker 4: thing that worked at like their branch in like a
Speaker 4: different place. But yeah, it would have been in like
Speaker 4: Pittsburgh or one of those like I was about to say, Plymouth.
Speaker 4: Where am I going to? Is there even a Plymouth?
Speaker 4: It's not Massachusetts. Yeah, it was either Pittsburgh or the
Speaker 4: other one that is there, like Baltimore.
Speaker 3: That's not.
Speaker 4: Is that? Well?
Speaker 1: We're learning a lot about Andrew's geography classes.
Speaker 2: When I first knew Andrew, he couldn't point out the
Speaker 2: states on the map.
Speaker 1: But you still can't.
Speaker 4: I went, I went to a Catholic school. We did
Speaker 4: not learned about any of that.
Speaker 1: Andrew.
Speaker 4: Private education has failed. The state capitals asked me where
Speaker 4: states are?
Speaker 1: Did you know? Andrew and Diamond both thought mice were
Speaker 1: baby rats?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What?
Speaker 3: I still stand by that when they grow up, they
Speaker 3: get bigger and that's a rat.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They really believed that mice were baby rats.
Speaker 2: I am sure.
Speaker 4: So does the mice become a mouse?
Speaker 1: Just no, no, I got to leave you there. I
Speaker 1: got to leave you there. A mouse takes a mouse, Okay,
Speaker 1: a baby rat is a big rat. Disus mice start
Speaker 1: like very cute if you actually saw a baby mouse,
Speaker 1: and then you saw a rat. They're totally different looking things,
Speaker 1: like they have big ears and big eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was when I used to walk to work. I
Speaker 2: once saw this rat running along this rail and jumping
Speaker 2: in someone's open apartment windows, like that person was going
Speaker 2: to wake up to a rat in their apartment. And
Speaker 2: like I stopped and was just like like like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, Like that is that person's morning. I would
Speaker 2: forever be traumatized by that in New York.
Speaker 1: Living in New York, who the fuck would leave a
Speaker 1: window open? Yeah, in any capacity when you're asleep, I
Speaker 1: don't care. If you're on the fiftieth floor, not a
Speaker 1: chance there's either a rat or a human rat coming in.
Speaker 4: No way mice I could do.
Speaker 2: I've had mice multiple times here, Like.
Speaker 1: Oh well, hey, slow down, buddy, slow it down. Really
Speaker 1: in your apartment where you are now nearly.
Speaker 2: Not My My new apartment's like kind of nicer. I
Speaker 2: feel compared to my old apartments. Okay, every other apartment
Speaker 2: I've ever had, I've had mice and other like bugs
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 1: My sister and I when we were living together, we
Speaker 1: saw a mouse run across the floor and we moved
Speaker 1: that week we were like, i'll see you later. We
Speaker 1: were like, this is the mouse's house. Now we can't
Speaker 1: because the landlord was like, oh, don't worry, we'll put
Speaker 1: down on the way they described every trap seemed horrific,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, you know what, just let
Speaker 1: it ride. We're gonna go ahead and pack up and
Speaker 1: move out. We moved. AnyWho, I'm fascinated by the way
Speaker 1: that the three of you got here and now we're
Speaker 1: all best friends and we're gonna go on a trip together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. Just why didn't you come with those last time?
Speaker 2: I think I was in my grumpy face still, No,
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you weren't nice. He was nice.
Speaker 2: I think it was like proposed at a certain point
Speaker 2: twenty one.
Speaker 4: I think you were in Nashville.
Speaker 2: That could be why I moved out of the city
Speaker 2: for a bit.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell anyone, right, he was like, moved.
Speaker 2: Well, No, we were all working from home, so like
Speaker 2: no one cared really, like he cares where home is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's fairs in Michigan. Everybody was were you
Speaker 1: guys coming in at that time?
Speaker 4: Yeah? No, because I would record with Scotty. Oh well
Speaker 4: you were because Scotty would got so sick of doing zooms,
Speaker 4: so I had to come in to do eat cereal
Speaker 4: during a pandemic. Why everyone has a job somewhere more
Speaker 4: than others.
Speaker 1: I'm not eve gonna lie Like a little part of
Speaker 1: me wishes that Scotty was joining us for part of
Speaker 1: the term, not the whole trip, because I think we
Speaker 1: would put from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he'd have to merge in and merge out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like a day or two, and then when
Speaker 1: we're sick of them, we're like, okay, off the island.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's mister Midwest or writer, tries to be lived
Speaker 2: in luth or something for I Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you lived in Iowa for like five minutes.
Speaker 4: He's the one who's like, I'm just gonna I love
Speaker 4: our interns, but so many of them studied abroad, so
Speaker 4: now it's the only thing here is oh my god.
Speaker 4: This is exactly like when I was in Italy when
Speaker 4: I studied abroad, so like everything it could be like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, like what luggage do you need? Oh
Speaker 4: my god. When I studied abroad, the luggage I had
Speaker 4: was insane. Again, it's like how I lived in Japan
Speaker 4: just a month ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I lived there.
Speaker 1: Don't have a friend who claims she lived in Thailand,
Speaker 1: but she was only there for like three days.
Speaker 4: Months.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now she's still like cell it's a lunar New Year.
Speaker 2: Did I live in Nashville?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: I think he actually lived there though, didn't you like
Speaker 1: get an apartment there and lived.
Speaker 2: It was their BnB for seven months?
Speaker 4: And Scott, Yeah, did eleven months in Iowa. I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: that's a vacation. This man mentions it.
Speaker 2: Every wait, it defines his life.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, well that's because that's the only place he's
Speaker 1: ever been, because doesn't he live where he went to
Speaker 1: high school?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, so for him that was.
Speaker 2: A big adventure, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean, Josh, you and I, I think have lived a
Speaker 1: couple of places. Like I've lived all over the place.
Speaker 1: You've lived really, You've lived.
Speaker 2: In Ohio, Ohio, and then just Nashville for seven.
Speaker 1: Dabbled in Nashville, okay. Andrew, you've lived here, Miami, Florida.
Speaker 1: Where else?
Speaker 4: That's it?
Speaker 1: Diamond here piece Sprum needs to travel a little bit.
Speaker 2: You technically lived in the same house your entire life.
Speaker 2: What that's wild?
Speaker 1: I guess technically, I guess. Yeah, holy crap, are you
Speaker 1: do you want to stay there forever? You want to
Speaker 1: get out? What do you want to do? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think about it sometimes, but I'm like, the house
Speaker 3: is technically mine anyway, so like not really.
Speaker 1: I'm convinced. I've told Dimon this before. I'm convinced that
Speaker 1: she's like secretly sitting on a stack of coins, like
Speaker 1: scroll the duck. So she's just stacking that cheese, living
Speaker 1: at home, making mad money. She's the woman thousands.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, Andrew coming from inside the house, babes,
Speaker 4: you know what.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't get me started, mister Miami, don't get me started.
Speaker 1: Okay, where do you spend your Easter vacations?
Speaker 4: Well, this year, I'm probably gonna go back to my home,
Speaker 4: sorry Japan. So I don't know. We'll see.
Speaker 1: What are you most excited about for the trip?
Speaker 4: I cannot wait to go back to Jackson Hole. I
Speaker 4: love that. That was one of my favorite family trips
Speaker 4: we ever took. We did a hot air balloon. I
Speaker 4: refused to do that again. I want to go back
Speaker 4: so bad. It was so clean, it was so nice.
Speaker 4: If I ever came into millions upon millions of dollars,
Speaker 4: I would one hundred percent buy a ranch.
Speaker 1: So you're buying a rent there ill issue.
Speaker 2: One day I was going to ask which villa did
Speaker 2: your family rent out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was no villain that land do they currently own?
Speaker 4: I wish we did.
Speaker 1: The one next to Kanye's.
Speaker 4: I wish we did own land in Jackson Hall. I
Speaker 4: keep saying it. It's so remote, it's wonderful, it's so nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Jackson Hall for you, Diamond, what are you
Speaker 1: most looking forward to?
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe just getting experience in something that
Speaker 3: I haven't experienced before.
Speaker 1: I'm a little a little nervous to travel inland like.
Speaker 3: That on an election year, But you know what, I'm
Speaker 3: taking a risk, which is what happened last time.
Speaker 1: Last time was supposed to happen in twenty twenty, and
Speaker 1: we were like, wait, you're gonna send two brown girls
Speaker 1: and Andrew into the heart of where with nobody.
Speaker 4: Hey, back away from the orphrey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's talk about what you almost left her around
Speaker 3: Mountain Lions.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that he did. You don't hear about that.
Speaker 1: Josh Andrew is no savior. Let me tell you that
Speaker 1: we decided to go for a hike, and Diamond made
Speaker 1: a smart move. She was like, I'm staying home. Fuck all, y'all,
Speaker 1: I'm not going. First, Andrew and I went in the
Speaker 1: wrong direction. For how far did we go?
Speaker 4: I would say like ten minutes?
Speaker 1: That was it? Foot longer? Okay. Then we found on
Speaker 1: the right way and we could hear the waterfall. We
Speaker 1: didn't see it, so we just kept walking and walking.
Speaker 1: And then Andrew came up with a scary movie idea,
Speaker 1: why don't we split up? That's a good idea. And
Speaker 1: I was like, are you e f and kidding me?
Speaker 1: First of all, that you could smell the mountain lion
Speaker 1: p everywhere there were signs that said beware, do not
Speaker 1: leave small people alone. And Andrew's trying to leave me
Speaker 1: by myself around these mountains. It was showing you, like
Speaker 1: how you're supposed to make your body look bigger if
Speaker 1: they come around, and don't turn your back on them.
Speaker 1: All this weird shit. And Andrew's like, I think you'll be
Speaker 1: good if we split up. I said, you're trying to
Speaker 1: kill me.
Speaker 4: It wasn't even split it was okay, this is an exaggeration.
Speaker 1: And he did the white person thing in a movie
Speaker 1: and split up.
Speaker 4: I would have.
Speaker 1: If we're going with convention, go where tell So that's
Speaker 1: how Andrew rolls on these things. So you need to be.
Speaker 2: Careful, okay please, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: I also have stupid walking strength. Josh knows this when
Speaker 4: we do the four mile trail.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, Andrew just he's like he doesn't
Speaker 2: get tired. He's just got these big thunder thighs, and.
Speaker 1: Wow, he does have.
Speaker 2: For They're very strong. They're very strong and thick.
Speaker 4: They I do think I go into Forrest Gump mode
Speaker 4: where it's like I just kept walking and walking and walking.
Speaker 4: I really don't tire out from walking, Like I could
Speaker 4: just walk for very long periods of time without getting tired.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Andrew's ready for this. What are you looking
Speaker 1: forward to the most?
Speaker 2: Oh man? Okay? So stars like at night? Yes, are
Speaker 2: bringing mushrooms like an edible mushrooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, please, okay, that's a no. For Diamond, she
Speaker 1: will not do it even all. Let me tell you,
Speaker 1: Diamond got ship faced and was like hanging off the
Speaker 1: side of the RV last time, singing like that was fun,
Speaker 1: like she was on the Titanic. That was so fun.
Speaker 1: The stars are gonna be awesome. Yeah, there were so
Speaker 1: many shooting stars Diamond had never seen.
Speaker 4: That was cool.
Speaker 1: That was cool.
Speaker 2: The smells just like we're in the city all the time,
Speaker 2: like with like like there's no nature here. You can't
Speaker 2: smell grass or.
Speaker 4: Leaves or it's just somewhere in the cities.
Speaker 3: Even now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like garbage and piss.
Speaker 1: New York's amazing. Everybody New York City actually love it.
Speaker 2: More than ever. But like, yeah, it's it's so like
Speaker 2: that hiking. I'd like like to go on some hikes.
Speaker 2: I know you're not much of.
Speaker 1: We're getting there, We're getting there.
Speaker 4: She'll do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's been. She's been doing her stare climber.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but my knees are rebelling. Oh no, yeah, so
Speaker 3: I gotta Now I have to walk on an incline
Speaker 3: instead of getting on the stair master.
Speaker 1: That is ghetto.
Speaker 3: I have a question, Yes, what animals should I be
Speaker 3: preparing myself to, you know, run away.
Speaker 1: From ooh out there there's like all the stuff from
Speaker 1: the bears, buffalo, bison, yeah, bison, bears, mountain lions, moose, raccoons.
Speaker 1: So now if we see them, what are we doing.
Speaker 4: Brown, laid down.
Speaker 1: Bears, Black, fight Back, white, good night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but where are we seeing a port?
Speaker 1: We're not going to see any polar bears. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be okay. Also, the first thing we're going to do
Speaker 1: is try and befriend them. No, touch them nicely right
Speaker 1: around the face. No, little buddy.
Speaker 2: You know my biggest animal fear, it's not an animal.
Speaker 2: My biggest fear, and this trip is always Andrew knows ticks. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you'll see me with the highest socks. They'll go all
Speaker 2: the way up to my knees. And I am deathly
Speaker 2: afraid of ticks. You should be sucking on you and
Speaker 2: then giving you lime disease that will ruin your life for.
Speaker 1: The rest of your life, your f I think all
Speaker 1: of us bring pants, like like yoga pants pants, so
Speaker 1: that and.
Speaker 3: It will be only like sixty Yeah, I'd love to
Speaker 3: see Josh and some yoga pants a yoga pants plants.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I'll be able to get it
Speaker 4: over my thick thighs. Thunder thick thunder thighs.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing that as a new gym trend. Actually, like
Speaker 2: a lot of guys like yoga pants.
Speaker 1: Oh, I kind of like it. You know, so Andrew,
Speaker 1: Josh and I will go to the same gym. Yesterday,
Speaker 1: I was at the gym. I was looking around and
Speaker 1: I was like, I am the least fit person here.
Speaker 1: I need to find a new gym. That place is
Speaker 1: stressful as fuck. Everyone looks like a supermodel. They wear
Speaker 1: like the matching sets. What I just rolled up in
Speaker 1: my like Nickelodeon slimy T shirt shorts.
Speaker 3: Need to you need to come to my gym. I
Speaker 3: told one of my friends. You feel like Bernie's Burgos
Speaker 3: body on tins.
Speaker 1: Stop. That's what I feel like every time i'm there. Oh,
Speaker 1: come on.
Speaker 3: Opposite at our big Fish small pond, Yeah, come on,
Speaker 3: come on. They see me on the sand Master and
Speaker 3: they think that. I'm like, what are you kidding? Want
Speaker 3: to somebody walk by and was like great job, and
Speaker 3: I was only five minutes and and I was dying.
Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I'm never leaving this place.
Speaker 1: I'm the only person who even sweats at our gym.
Speaker 1: No one else's even sweating. They're just like lifting thousands
Speaker 1: of pounds.
Speaker 4: There's also the really angry trainer, the female trainer.
Speaker 1: She's crazy with the brown hair.
Speaker 4: No, she's blind. She scares me so much. She's so loud, like,
Speaker 4: and she makes it known that she's like a trainer too,
Speaker 4: and so you're just annoyed, Like I'm personally annoyed by her.
Speaker 4: Where she'll just be like keep it up, and she'll
Speaker 4: like look at some of the other trainers and just
Speaker 4: be like where the fuck were you last night? And
Speaker 4: you're like, I am, I can't do this, my anxiety.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we go back all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think she got it talking to about quieting
Speaker 4: down because she hasn't been too loud lately.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what's what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: Point around next time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she dates another trainer there too, I believe wow
Speaker 2: power couple.
Speaker 4: And she would fight with him. Yeah, like during the workout.
Speaker 1: I need to find this person.
Speaker 2: Yeah she's Yeah, that sauna in the guy's room too.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of lot going on in there.
Speaker 1: Josh, what do you just keep going?
Speaker 2: I just think it's hook up central for gay guys. Ed.
Speaker 1: Really I should have said that I don't give a ship.
Speaker 1: We can bleep it all right. Yeah we're goodh See
Speaker 1: you don't even know what he just said because we
Speaker 1: just it. It's amazing. Do you want to know what
Speaker 1: Josh told me yesterday? He said, I'm helping his bumble
Speaker 1: profile get pop in because Andrew took a picture of
Speaker 1: us over the weekend and I'm hugging him. And Josh
Speaker 1: is a very tall person. How tall are you?
Speaker 2: Six ' three?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I thought you were taller.
Speaker 2: That's not enough.
Speaker 1: No, that's funny, no, because I'm so sure you feel
Speaker 1: like you're like six four six five to me. But
Speaker 1: I was hugging Josh and he's like resting his elbow
Speaker 1: on my head and he looks exceptionally tall and big
Speaker 1: in the picture, and he's like, that's my bumble profile now.
Speaker 2: It's very it's very helpful. And I like, like, you know,
Speaker 2: show don't tell you know it's listed six to three.
Speaker 2: But when you actually see like a shorty in my
Speaker 2: hands like sut.
Speaker 1: Like like like a shorty, I could put myself there,
Speaker 1: like the person on the bumble could be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's what we would look like together.
Speaker 4: I want to know, is it.
Speaker 1: Shorty or is it yeah? What did you mean like
Speaker 1: a shout?
Speaker 2: I just meant like shorty, like short person, Okay, Like
Speaker 2: like the way you could slur me the whitest version
Speaker 2: of shorty come get her.
Speaker 1: I love it. Well, I'm do you guys have any
Speaker 1: questions for Josh?
Speaker 4: No, I gotta go take a call, so yes, I do.
Speaker 1: We'll call.
Speaker 4: It's for a podcast pitch, So I gotta go, but
Speaker 4: you guys can keep continue.
Speaker 1: Great, bye, we should buy Let's talk.
Speaker 4: I love that be the first time idiots morons.
Speaker 1: So now that Andrew left, we can talk shit about him. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I really don't have a lot of shitty things to
Speaker 1: say about him. I really love you. Hearts so much
Speaker 1: shit you do not. That's so I always say my
Speaker 1: love language is like bullying. Diamonds is heavy bullying. It's
Speaker 1: the same thing.
Speaker 3: I just say I don't like you, or talk so
Speaker 3: much listen. But you don't ever say that to people
Speaker 3: you actually don't like.
Speaker 1: You only say to people you really love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you give me hugs every morning? Does that mean
Speaker 2: you actually hate me?
Speaker 3: She said, no, you know what it is. I know
Speaker 3: that you're uncomfortable and it makes me laugh. So I
Speaker 3: love it you're uncomfortable giving hugs.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm uncomfortable giving He just.
Speaker 3: Josh has never been like warm and welcoming. So I
Speaker 3: forced him to hug me. And then and then one
Speaker 3: day I said, oh no, Josh. I was like, josh,
Speaker 3: you're actually kind of attractive. And it made him. It
Speaker 3: freaked him out. I could see it on his face.
Speaker 3: And so ever since then, I've been like, hey, HATI, hey,
Speaker 3: hot stuff.
Speaker 2: She tells everyone we hook up.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've heard that rumor we hooked up.
Speaker 2: He says it's bad.
Speaker 1: So we heard that too for multiple people want yep,
Speaker 1: same who don't make me name names, Joshua.
Speaker 2: That's not true. That may be true, but the fact
Speaker 2: that you you wouldn't have heard it from anyone else.
Speaker 1: You don't know what I hear. Yeah, you don't know
Speaker 1: who I know. You don't know what I make up.
Speaker 1: You have no idea.
Speaker 2: You guys are playing some head games with me right now.
Speaker 1: Excellent, Get way for the trip, josh Get ready for
Speaker 1: the trip. No, you know what I so again, because
Speaker 1: you like to hide in the corners. People don't know
Speaker 1: a lot about you. You have had a renaissance over
Speaker 1: the last like what year, two years?
Speaker 2: I would say, so, yeah, much way have you lost?
Speaker 2: Oh Man, at like the height of the pandemic, I
Speaker 2: also was trying to get in shape over the pandemic
Speaker 2: after falling way out of shape over the pandemic, and
Speaker 2: I broke my foot running so like I ended up
Speaker 2: getting up to like two hundred and fifty pounds.
Speaker 1: Okay, really I didn't know that I would.
Speaker 2: Myself this morning, I'm like two ninety five or one,
Speaker 2: so like fifty five pounds over like two years, and.
Speaker 1: Just look good.
Speaker 2: Wow, thank you.
Speaker 1: And you've been like out living your life, having a
Speaker 1: good time. You're super healthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amazing when you like work out, you don't
Speaker 2: get tired.
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy when you're not carrying around excess wait
Speaker 1: all day?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have like energy to do multiple things
Speaker 2: besides your job.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and you've just been like living your life.
Speaker 1: You moved from you were in Brooklyn before, right.
Speaker 2: I well, I went to Nashville. I bought a house
Speaker 2: in Ohio, which was the dumbest thing I've ever done,
Speaker 2: then went to Ohio to like fix it up, and
Speaker 2: then moved back to Brooklyn. And then I was living
Speaker 2: in this terrible apartment and you basically came to my
Speaker 2: apartment one day. And there's that one clip from the
Speaker 2: Housewives like, oh, white frigerator.
Speaker 1: Oh well, white refrigerator. We need to find you a home.
Speaker 2: He's like, you can't. It was our two week vacations,
Speaker 2: Like you can't live here anymore. Come live with me
Speaker 2: for two weeks and we'll get.
Speaker 1: You out of here and saved you and.
Speaker 2: I find a place in Jersey City over that time,
Speaker 2: and then move back to Jersey, which I was like
Speaker 2: really therapeutic for me. Then I got a place in
Speaker 2: Jersey and I've been there ever since. But now I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, being here since twenty ten, I feel like people,
Speaker 2: especially back home, thinking me, this guy lives in New York,
Speaker 2: and I don't know if I've had enough like New
Speaker 2: York experience to like feel that way and like I
Speaker 2: want to do it and have fun and like enjoy
Speaker 2: the city as much as I can before I'm like
Speaker 2: to curmudgeon to do that anymore. So we go or
Speaker 2: whatever happens to you when you get older, So like, no,
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 1: Do it, live it up. Yeah, I'm going to be
Speaker 1: ready to host all of us because we're gonna hang
Speaker 1: out with you hello, and you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna be even closer to me now, so you have
Speaker 2: no excuses we're both gonna be Brooklyn nights.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't really know Josh. I don't think that
Speaker 3: I could go out alone with Josh. Why because Gandhi
Speaker 3: feels that way too.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I've I've been with you alone.
Speaker 3: I just feel like I'd look up and you'd be
Speaker 3: gone or on the other side of the party or
Speaker 3: bar or whatever, and I'd just be standing there alone
Speaker 3: and you'd be like the life of the party, ignoring
Speaker 3: me too.
Speaker 1: Like I think of Josh, No, I have fun with you.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think of you like at home, slumming it the
Speaker 3: way that I do on weekends. And then I'll wake
Speaker 3: up on like a Sunday or Saturday morning at like
Speaker 3: five am to a text from Josh at like three
Speaker 3: of like he's at a bar and they randomly start
Speaker 3: playing Beyonce, so he'll just record and send it to me,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, wow, you go outside, great, amazing.
Speaker 1: Where are you? Who are you with? Nobody? Myself?
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, And I go and I watch everybody, like
Speaker 3: all of his friends stories like yours, Andrew's, like other
Speaker 3: people from Jersey City, and nobody was there, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: so what the fuck were you doing? You just randomly
Speaker 3: wake up and decide I'm going out.
Speaker 1: I think he.
Speaker 2: Does well, so I'm not afraid to go out alone.
Speaker 2: But you know, I'm actively dating. So it's usually sometimes
Speaker 2: you know someone that I'm maybe on a date with.
Speaker 1: Oh I guess that makes sense whenever about dating that.
Speaker 2: For you, But you know, I at that being said,
Speaker 2: I have no problem going to a bar by myself,
Speaker 2: and I like some of those are some of the
Speaker 2: best memories I've ever had, because you just don't know
Speaker 2: what you're going to fall into that night, and like
Speaker 2: people just you know, will approach you and start talking
Speaker 2: and they're like, we're going to this other bar. And
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, way, you're going with this new group
Speaker 2: of people, and.
Speaker 1: And you trust that Yeah, see you can do that
Speaker 1: because he's a big man. Yeah yeah, as women helme,
Speaker 1: I never hey, just come with us. At the beginning
Speaker 1: of every SBU episode, yeah, oh we're going to this bar.
Speaker 1: Where is it?
Speaker 3: If I can't see it from where we are right now,
Speaker 3: it's not happening.
Speaker 1: And then you drop a pin to like thirteen of
Speaker 1: your friends just like you know, this is where to
Speaker 1: find my body.
Speaker 2: Well, I do share my location. I'll share my location.
Speaker 3: I would love to see your location because you'rs the
Speaker 3: I would watch his because you just never know where
Speaker 3: Josh is going to end up.
Speaker 1: You know, a little motherfucker shut it off on us
Speaker 1: sometime because I was with somebody that he didn't want
Speaker 1: to know where he was, so he thought I was
Speaker 1: going to tell that person where he was, so he
Speaker 1: just shut it off. And I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is weird. I love that for you, Josh, you love
Speaker 1: on my life, oh honey. But then he tried to
Speaker 1: act like he didn't. He was like, oh, that's weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then later he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I turned it off.
Speaker 3: Well, can you teach me how to do it? Because
Speaker 3: my aunts have my location now and I don't want to.
Speaker 1: You just shut it off. It doesn't notify people when
Speaker 1: you shut it off, but if they go to look
Speaker 1: where you are, then that's how they'll be able to
Speaker 1: see that they don't have anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, the person you were with was trying to get
Speaker 2: in contact with me, oh, and I was just at
Speaker 2: home on the couch, so I didn't And I thought
Speaker 2: you two were together and close by. Wait, but you
Speaker 2: weren't anymore. No, so, but I thought you guys were.
Speaker 2: So I was like, well, she's going to tell this
Speaker 2: person that I'm just out at home on my couch
Speaker 2: because she's going to check my location.
Speaker 1: I promise you to all of you, I would never
Speaker 1: if you're ducking and dodging a person and they asked me, hey,
Speaker 1: where are they, I won't tell.
Speaker 2: Where they know I saw you after the Elvis part already.
Speaker 2: I don't think you had much control of your.
Speaker 4: Devotion my phone.
Speaker 1: My phone was left in the car. And Josh made
Speaker 1: everything worse, by the way. I don't know how, but
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna blame him for all of it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Like she just kept putting her feet
Speaker 2: on me.
Speaker 3: But you were. You were being very weird at the party, Josh,
Speaker 3: you were. I was being weird, Yeah, very weird.
Speaker 1: Josh has a thing with feet. So I feel like
Speaker 1: if I did that, that's like sexual harassment.
Speaker 2: You can't just say that, Okay, here's the thing, yes, okay,
Speaker 2: so I don't. It's not a foot fetish. I swear
Speaker 2: to you it's not.
Speaker 1: I don't think it is.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. Maybe it's going to graduate to there
Speaker 2: one day. But I don't think so. Okay, I just
Speaker 2: think it's like another part of the body that is attractive,
Speaker 2: like a leg or you know, uh, a titty Do
Speaker 2: say boobs are tits?
Speaker 1: He looks like you breast, which I totally would have
Speaker 1: made fun of you. Yeah. Literally, it's just.
Speaker 2: Another with a good pedicure, Like.
Speaker 1: I don't like a nicely pedicured foot. You're a fan
Speaker 1: of it? Yeah, but would you date someone because they
Speaker 1: had cute feet? Like, if someone has cute feet, does
Speaker 1: that elevate their attractiveness?
Speaker 2: No? I don't.
Speaker 1: If they have bad feet, does that disgust you?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: He confuses me.
Speaker 3: We've had this conversation before, and I'm just disgusted. I
Speaker 3: personally do not like feet. I think it's the weirdest
Speaker 3: thing on the planet. So to see Josh get so
Speaker 3: excited over no, are disgusting.
Speaker 1: I don't like them. I just don't like them.
Speaker 2: Oh, also like this this thing too, Like I feel
Speaker 2: it's like girls are like you know, oh, there's these
Speaker 2: freaks out there that want to see my feet. I
Speaker 2: swear to you, every girl in every on bumble, in
Speaker 2: every profile has their foot in a picture. Every single one.
Speaker 4: You have feet?
Speaker 1: What are you to cut your feet out every picture?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like if you really do. I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Life on stumps. Yeah, I do not like it. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm really that worried about someone creeping on your foot
Speaker 2: like you would, you would crop it out.
Speaker 1: So do you zoom in? No? But wait a minute, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I've sent him pictures before, just being like stupid of whatever,
Speaker 1: and he'll zoom in on the foot and look at that.
Speaker 2: Joke as a joke.
Speaker 1: Gosh, I don't know, Josh, is a good time. I'm
Speaker 1: happy that you decided to do this episode me too.
Speaker 2: And also like after hanging Wait, why was I being
Speaker 2: weird at the party? First of all, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just a weird vibe. You weren't. You weren't trying
Speaker 1: to turn up the way that I wanted you to.
Speaker 2: It took me a while. I was hung over.
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: That was a problem too.
Speaker 1: From being out in secret the night before. He was
Speaker 1: Oh no, he was measured the night before, wasn't he.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just yeah, got drunk at dinner. It was stupid.
Speaker 2: But so I don't know. And even Abby said too
Speaker 2: that the drinks weren't hitting her either, Like I don't know,
Speaker 2: clearly they were hitting some people. Maybe you just need
Speaker 2: to like drink straight whiskey.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what it was. Those Russell Martinez. I felt
Speaker 1: like they were kind of weak. So then I switched
Speaker 1: to the Jamison and then I remember looking at Andrew
Speaker 1: at one point and being like, this is gonna be
Speaker 1: a problem for you, damn and Diamond, I guess, try
Speaker 1: to take a drink away from me, and she said
Speaker 1: I pointed at her, and I was like, I'll.
Speaker 3: Kill you, yeah, and she'd no, fullhand. It wasn't a finger,
Speaker 3: two fingers, it was a full hand, I'll kill you.
Speaker 3: And I was like, girl, I do not. I'm not
Speaker 3: drunk enough for this girl, do you. I'm not taking
Speaker 3: you home.
Speaker 1: So all I know is I need to apologize to
Speaker 1: Andrew profusely. I scored a lemon at him, like a
Speaker 1: bunch of shirt, Yeah, just right at him, like the
Speaker 1: whole thing, Like right. I don't know, man, poor Andrew.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's what it is about
Speaker 1: him that makes us all pick on him.
Speaker 2: It's because he's I think, because we know he's not
Speaker 2: going to do anything back. I think that's part of it.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, I'll to you, and I know
Speaker 1: you're going to do it back.
Speaker 2: If one day he just like, you know, I try
Speaker 2: to tackle him, if he just decided, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm going to tackle you, because he he could and
Speaker 2: just like destroyed me. All right, only I'm gonna touch.
Speaker 1: Him for that reason. I'm alt. There was a day
Speaker 1: we all try to tackle Andrew at the same time.
Speaker 1: It was like, Josh, me, Elvis, who else, Diamond did you?
Speaker 1: I was there, but I was not. I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: We couldn't take him down. He tried to record.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was There's this wrestler called Yokozuna. He Josh
Speaker 2: likes wrestling a big guy, okay, And that's what it
Speaker 2: felt like. You just couldn't He was like the immovable object.
Speaker 1: Couldn't do anything to him. All of us somehow we're
Speaker 1: falling on the ground, not Andrew, not him, not one time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe that's it. He's just like durable, so you can
Speaker 1: fuck with him.
Speaker 2: So we're doing it and like also, and I don't know,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't call it a kink on some level, I
Speaker 2: think he likes it, likes being the victim, like rives
Speaker 2: in victimhood.
Speaker 1: Oh, for sure. He has these little faces and voices
Speaker 1: that he does that are like, oh, I'm so little
Speaker 1: and sad and sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: He calls himself an innocent fawn in the woods.
Speaker 4: Excuse me he does.
Speaker 1: I'm positive that he is like murderous and we're not
Speaker 1: around that. Some weird shit goes on because he's just
Speaker 1: like too good of a person volunteering at soup kitchens.
Speaker 1: He's not good of a guy as we know him.
Speaker 1: Why are we saying this? Why are we saying this
Speaker 1: while we're being recorded. He's not a good guy.
Speaker 2: He's a hub of a wheel too, in the sense
Speaker 2: that he has all our secrets, all the I.
Speaker 1: Think he has like our social Security numbers and like
Speaker 1: scored Foreshore does. So if Andrew ever leaves, we have
Speaker 1: to kill him. Unfortunate for Andrew. I was gonna ask
Speaker 1: you something else, Josh, is it gonna be It'll come
Speaker 1: back to me, it's.
Speaker 2: Well, I will say, and this might bring us back
Speaker 2: to the trip. But like I was waffling on coming
Speaker 2: on the trip because my move is that kind of
Speaker 2: like that same week. But I had so much fun
Speaker 2: with you guys. I'm sorry you didn't have that much
Speaker 2: money with me diving.
Speaker 1: It was one way straight, one way straight here, but.
Speaker 2: I had so much fun this place a weekend. I
Speaker 2: was like, I gotta do this, like it's got to
Speaker 2: like it like too much fomo, So like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: make it work no matter what.
Speaker 1: Wow, I love that. I love hearing that we'll help you.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna help them? Just you great kiddy and clearly Diamond,
Speaker 1: Diamond prepare like lift a box. Yeah. I fully expected
Speaker 1: this episode to be like twenty minutes, and I think
Speaker 1: it's been way longer. And I'm really excited about it,
Speaker 1: and I'm really excited for our trip. We really have
Speaker 1: to book tickets soon now like now probably flights, yeah, flight?
Speaker 2: How do you get there? Do you connect through? Uh?
Speaker 1: We have to fly into Jackson Hole, which is close
Speaker 1: from well, I'm gonna fly from Newark. Are you gonna
Speaker 1: fly with us, Diamond? Probably? Yeah? No, probably, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ride okay to Jackson Hole and then we're gonna fly
Speaker 1: out of You can fly out of like Glacier directly.
Speaker 1: There's an airport like right there Okay, so we'll figure
Speaker 1: it out. But I'm really excited. We have to plan
Speaker 1: our excursions. We have to get this ship done. I
Speaker 1: get is going to be the best.
Speaker 2: The guided tour. I did one of those when I
Speaker 2: was in Hawaii at Hawaii Volcano National Park, and like,
Speaker 2: that's I'm really excited about that, Like having someone who
Speaker 2: like walks the park regularly, like they always like they.
Speaker 1: Have the best spots.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, we met up with Josh in Hawaii. That was
Speaker 1: fun too. Oh yeah, on the beach, on the beach,
Speaker 1: and then we went to that waterfall.
Speaker 2: You gave me an anxiety attack.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, whatever it is.
Speaker 2: I feel like I was already on an edible and
Speaker 2: you subvided me with some other things.
Speaker 1: On the mushrooms.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yep.
Speaker 2: And then you guys got back on your boat and
Speaker 2: I just had to go and take like a five
Speaker 2: hour nap in my airbnb, like worried my world was crumbling.
Speaker 1: I never knew that. You know what else happened? I
Speaker 1: think we told you something. You got there. So we
Speaker 1: went to this beach called Magic Stands. And the reason
Speaker 1: is called magic sand is because when the waves come in,
Speaker 1: it pulls all the sand back and people were just
Speaker 1: busting their asses on rock like lah blah rah because
Speaker 1: the sand that you think you're standing on it goes away.
Speaker 1: And people were like falling, cracking heads open, like there
Speaker 1: was all kinds of weird shit. So Brandon and I decided, Hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do a bunch of mushrooms and go play
Speaker 1: these massive waves bad Plan. They were like like tidepool
Speaker 1: waves but the hardest, biggest ones times too, and they
Speaker 1: were just knocking us around and we were having a
Speaker 1: really good time with it because we're like, oh, fucked
Speaker 1: up we And all of a sudden, I turn around.
Speaker 1: Look there's a man on the ground and his head
Speaker 1: is bleeding and he's not moving, And I was like,
Speaker 1: did I just make this up in my head? And
Speaker 1: I looked at him and then I was like, Brandon,
Speaker 1: I think he's dead. So Brandon's like, oh shit. He
Speaker 1: springs into action, goes and grabs the guy, starts dragging
Speaker 1: him out of the water. The lifeguard sees it, comes down,
Speaker 1: takes the guy from Brandon and says to Brandon, run
Speaker 1: up to my tower and grab the gurney whatever that
Speaker 1: the stretcher, grab the stretch and bring it down here.
Speaker 1: So here goes Brandon like Baywatch, running up to the tower,
Speaker 1: and I had my phone because I was like recording
Speaker 1: things underwater. And I'm standing there recording at all. Brandon
Speaker 1: grabs a little stretcher, comes back down. They put them
Speaker 1: on Breandna looks like a superhero save this guy's life.
Speaker 1: I go to watch the video. I had the camera
Speaker 1: on myself the entire time, and all you see is
Speaker 1: me like completely wide. I'd like just back and forth.
Speaker 1: My head is going back. Why is this the first
Speaker 1: time I'm hearing this story. I'm gonna shot the video.
Speaker 1: I hear be like, what the fuck? And that is
Speaker 1: what the mushrooms did to all of us. I can't
Speaker 1: wait for us to experience this together, Diamond. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be so great.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to watch you experience in it and
Speaker 3: won't do any of that never. First of I'm allergic
Speaker 3: to mushrooms. Oh god, no I am, I am, I swear,
Speaker 3: I swear. But then also I feel like I might
Speaker 3: be allergic to weed too, because it just it makes
Speaker 3: me literally lose it.
Speaker 1: It's scary. Okay, well, we don't want you to, but
Speaker 1: she will drink because I watched it happen last.
Speaker 3: A full bottle of wine. To myself, that was great.
Speaker 3: She needs a bottle right now.
Speaker 1: She was drunk. And then we all went. We were
Speaker 1: laying on rocks staring at the stars and they were
Speaker 1: beautiful and amazing, and all of a sudden she just
Speaker 1: sat up and she goes, there are bugs. And she
Speaker 1: walked back by herself through the dark ass woods, which
Speaker 1: I don't think she would have done normally, but she
Speaker 1: did it. It wasn't that far. Wasn't that far.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we'll bring wine, we'll bring edibles, we'll be mushrooms,
Speaker 2: anything else.
Speaker 1: We'll bring lots of water. We'll stay hydrated. Yep, And yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's all. We really need nature, all the
Speaker 1: things that you can find in nature, including wine because
Speaker 1: it's like fermented. Whatever.
Speaker 2: Are we going to be in any like city like ever? Actually?
Speaker 1: I think when we need to figure that out, because
Speaker 1: I think when we get there, we'll have like a
Speaker 1: day or two days before where we can do stuff,
Speaker 1: and then maybe at the end we can do stuff too.
Speaker 1: But it's we're renting a car. We can go where
Speaker 1: we want to do whatever we want. Okay, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: so excited you guys. Hi five everybody, Josh, thanks for
Speaker 1: being the guest. I have so many more questions for you,
Speaker 1: and I have a feeling we're gonna get requests for
Speaker 1: you to come back on the podcast. Oh wait, if
Speaker 1: they want to fight, what did you just do? What?
Speaker 1: You're the weirdest screamer, Josh. If they want to find
Speaker 1: you on Instagram, where do they find you?
Speaker 2: I am at Coaster Boy Josh.
Speaker 1: Who hates roller coasters, Diamond at Diamond Sincere, Andrew is
Speaker 1: at Andrew Pug, and I'm at Baby Hot Sauce. Send
Speaker 1: us whatever you want. We'll accept all the pictures whatever
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we will.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, Nolse say bye, guys.
Speaker 2: By bye.