WEBVTT - Is That Really Why You Were Out Sick for a Month?! 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:07.680 Hey, it's also on the side episode. I have no idea, 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:10.360 but we have a special guest today. I'm really excited. 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:14.880 Andrew's here. Hello andrews Oh. Hi, Diamond is here, Hello, Diamond, Hi, 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.560 And we have coaster Boy Josh. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:18.040 Hello. 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:18.680 Hello. 0:00:19.360 --> 0:00:21.200 Do people still call you that coaster boy? 0:00:21.640 --> 0:00:22.319 I believe so. 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:24.040 I don't think I've ever called you that. 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:25.239 Thank you. 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:26.120 Oh you don't like it? 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:29.160 I mean it's a little outdated. I hate roller coasters. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:31.160 Now it's still your Instagram name. 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:33.760 Well, I can't switch it, of course you can. No, 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:36.960 I can't. Why because then like when people tag you 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.240 and stuff or look for you, they'll search for something 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:42.720 else that that am I not making any sense? 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:44.199 No, I get what you're saying, but I feel like 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:47.240 if you just put Josh something when they type in Josh, 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:49.200 it'll still pop up really. 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:51.159 Even like like what about all the prior stuff you're 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:52.320 tagged and does that switch to? 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:53.080 Yeah? 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:56.080 Yeah, all right, Well, I mean that's I mean, it's 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:56.920 just kind of stuck. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.360 You don't want to say it's your brand, do you? 0:00:58.880 --> 0:00:59.320 It is not? 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:04.880 I mean the artist formerly known as coaster boy Josh, 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:08.120 Like maybe like, what would you change it to instead 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:10.639 a symbol like Prince. 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:15.679 Yeah, I don't know, just Josh, I don't know. I 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:17.600 don't know what I would. I don't know. I don't 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:20.280 know what my brand is anymore. It's I got it 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:24.959 because I was. I'm not saying I have one. I 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:28.080 don't even know what. I got it because I put 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:30.120 together a promotion for the show to go to like 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:31.679 amusement parks, and it's how I kind of got the 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:34.560 job here. I was still in Cleveland, Ohio at the time. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.759 That's where I started out. And then I like organized 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.040 the whole tour and we send people to like Bush 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:43.760 Gardens and Universal and six Flags all over the place, 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:44.600 and why do we stop? 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:45.920 I want to go to something like that. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:49.200 Yeah, I don't like roller coasters make me sick. I 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.960 love Cedar Point. I feel like pound for pound, like 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:55.120 it's the best amusement park in the country. Okay, it's 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.200 like on a it's basically on an island, so it's 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.360 all everything surrounded by water. So like every roller coaster 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:01.680 you go on, you feel you're like falling into the lake. 0:02:02.440 --> 0:02:04.279 So that's scary and fun. 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:05.720 Can we go back to the fact that you said 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:07.520 you don't like roller coasters, they make you sick, yet 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.120 we call you coaster boy, Josh. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:10.240 They scramble my head. 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:12.080 Oh god, well that's what happened. 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.280 I bet you I have a little bit of CTE 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:17.960 from all my rollercoaster writing. I guarantee it. 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.600 Oh my god, Josh, we're going to know a lot 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:23.360 about Josh today. Well, the reason we had you in 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:24.799 here one, of course, I want to do my let's 0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:26.440 get to know Josh episode, But you said you need 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:27.520 to pause on that for a minute. 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.360 Yeah, well you want to talk about some graphic stuff. 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:33.320 I feel not some There was just one thing that 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:34.919 I promised in the trailer, but we don't have to 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:36.520 talk about it because you don't want to talk about it. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:37.160 I don't care. 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:42.720 Go ahead, time and space. I love this. I'm excited. 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:46.880 So in the trailer for this podcast that dropped in January, 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:49.720 Josh who actually put it together and did a great job. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:52.520 We love Before that, one of the things is he 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:54.960 was out for was it the month of October November? 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:56.880 It felt like the month of November. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:01.160 Josh was out for almost all of November, and we 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:03.040 were like, man, let's going on. Josh is like so sick, 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:07.440 and he told us why and do you want to 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:08.200 say what it was. 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:10.400 I don't. I mean, we're not on the air, so 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:11.360 you can say anything. 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:12.440 Yeah, you say whatever you want. 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:19.959 I just like started a news I started really enjoying 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:24.240 a certain sex act. What would you call that? My 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:28.000 friend Aaron calls at the backyard barbecue. 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:34.440 Joshua the tossing of a salad. He recently became very solid, heavy, 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:36.040 solid centric. 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:37.720 So I don't know, it was probably just that. Also 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.280 came with a lot of drinking at the time, so 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.880 it might have been more so that and me just 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:46.920 lowering my immune system than engaging in. 0:03:50.800 --> 0:03:53.360 Pocat. You just say eating ass because the way that 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:54.960 he said it to us, I don't know how many 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:56.360 people are sitting there. He might have just said it 0:03:56.400 --> 0:03:59.160 to me. He's like, man, I recently discovered eating ass 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:04.560 and I've never been sicker. And I don't think I've 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:08.280 ever loved him more than like that moment. It was great. Wow, 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:09.840 he just came out with it. Oh yeah, we can 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:10.840 get to know josh today. 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.640 It's crazy. I mean, you just I don't know. It's 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:17.680 just so good yet it's the results are so bad. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:24.680 Well, okay, so one of the things about josh is 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:28.400 he's kind of elusive, like Bigfoot. Like Diamond pointed out 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:29.840 the best the other day when we were doing our 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.960 what would you win your Olympic gold for? And Josh's 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:38.320 was avoiding everyone. Yeah, yeah, I. 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:40.280 Thought you were saying actual Olympics. And I got really 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:41.760 excited because I was about to say, I've been watching 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:42.640 water polo. 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.719 Okay, and texted us. By the way, he texted us 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:48.840 twice the same thing. I could do canoeing or water 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:53.240 polo in the Olympics. No, you cannot. Water polo is 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:54.960 so intense. It's so intense. 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:55.680 I could do it. 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:56.200 Okay. 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.280 Anyway, back to his Olympics for. 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:02.800 It, have you ever like really swam besides a recreational pool? Yeah? 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:05.840 I swam where in a recreational pool? 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:06.760 Oh? 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:10.680 He just asked me, besides in your recreational shut up. 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:12.320 Anyway, back to the elusive Josh. 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:16.479 I think I didn't meet, like actually meet Josh until 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:18.719 I mean I met him initially, but I think we 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:20.480 actually spoke for like three years. 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:22.680 Yeah, I don't think I was speaking to anyone at 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:23.440 that point in my life. 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:24.440 That makes me feel a little better. 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:26.800 It really wasn't because he yell at me. He would 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:30.440 yell at you, yelling I have a video. I'll never 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:35.800 forget it. January twenty twenty. I was recording people because 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:39.240 it was like it was a national day, like what 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:41.440 are you not having today or something like that, And 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:43.000 I was walking around and I went to Josh and 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:44.520 I was like, what are you not having today? 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:50.400 He's like, you in my studio? Yeah, he used to 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:52.239 have that little studio. So now it's kind of different 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:55.680 because he's slightly more involved with everyone. He still has 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.240 his own studio, but he used to have this little, 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.720 like dark corner studio. You couldn't even see if he 0:05:59.760 --> 0:05:59.919 was in. 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:00.560 Yeah. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.000 You really turn the lights down in that studio, yeah, 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:04.279 barely on. 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:06.000 It was people would walk like, is Josh here? I 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:07.440 can't tell them. I'm like, if you look too long, 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:12.000 he'd like, slam the glass, get out of here. But 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:14.080 now I know Josh and I love Josh, and you 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:15.880 three are like my favorite people and it's great and 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:17.320 I'm so excited to do this trip with you guys 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:18.080 that we have coming up. 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:19.880 Do you know what he used to do, by the way, 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:22.880 in that studio that I hated with every fiber of 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:27.760 my being. Yes, no, no, I would be in there 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:30.640 and you go, if you're leaving, I'm gonna yell. And 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:33.400 I was like, what he's like, the minute you open 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:36.760 that door, I'm gonna shout really loud and scream at you. 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.920 Like he just screwed up. And all the interns would 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:41.240 hear like him getting yelled at it. I'd be like, you'd 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:42.760 never let that happen. 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:47.520 God, And so I would literally just like walk out 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:50.560 and be like him. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:53.320 Getting verbally views on the album He's You guys always 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.200 joke around, and I say it's a joke, because of 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.040 course I'm not a menace, but you guys always say 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:59.520 that I am. Josh is so much worse, oh for sure. 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:01.240 But I don't why he doesn't get the shitty rup 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:01.680 that I have. 0:07:01.839 --> 0:07:07.120 Why disagree entirely on that. I think it's more just 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:14.520 like a gentlemanly squabble when. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.960 He tackles you in the streets of Jersey City. 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:16.840 You know, is just starting to feel sex. 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:22.440 Right, Because when Josh doesn't, it just gentlemately disagreement. When 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:23.640 I do it, it's a problem. 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.160 He doesn't coach to my desk and just throw things 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:29.000 and then go f you or walk by my desk 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.640 and go you're a loser. He just walks by, and 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.040 if anything, he'll just be like, put you in the head. 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:36.880 He comes over and physically assaults you. Ye, lie the way, 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:37.640 I'm sure. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.920 My dirty underwear in your face exactly. 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:40.440 Wow. 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:44.400 I just can't win here, So I guess whether it's 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:45.400 physical or verbal. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.400 I'm just I don't call you a loser, that's Diamond. 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:49.160 I just want the record to reflect I only knock 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:49.800 things off your. 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:53.360 Desk only, yes, okay, and I truly believe that you're 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:56.560 a loser, so it doesn't really you know, just being honest. 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:00.120 I feel like Andrew's a little more like tame around Josh. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:01.600 If it was just you and me, Diamond, he'd be 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:05.560 yelling at us sexisty. Yeah, wow, Andrew. 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.560 I'm trying to see now it's gaslighting. Now it's gaslighting, 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.960 learning a lot about you, gaslighter. 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:13.119 And Josh knocks you down in the middle of the street. 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:16.560 He's just being a gentleman. Diamond walks by and calls 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:17.920 you a loser. She's an asshole. 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:20.720 Well usually when she walks it's you fucking loser, and 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:24.000 then does both middle fingers. I mean when I just 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:26.200 hear her go, hey, Andrew. I already know what it is. 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:28.200 He's she kind of sounds like the creepy guy who 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:30.280 used to call in there was like a guy who 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.559 was stalking. He was I remember his name, I'm not 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:34.960 going to say it, but he would call in at 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.079 least five six times a day and he would just 0:08:37.080 --> 0:08:39.040 call on him, just burp into the phone and say 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.400 the most lude obscene things? 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.679 Is that the one we would tell security about it? 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:48.040 Security? No, he was like calling he said, I hope 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:52.520 you get cancer of the tits and die. Everybody he 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:56.319 called constantly, and honestly, it was the same type of 0:08:56.360 --> 0:09:03.360 thing where you just hear, Hey, Andrew cancer and die? 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.760 All right? Why stopped? Where is he? 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:08.800 Hopefully? 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.720 I thought he was like building lurking too. Is that 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:12.240 not true? 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:13.440 Like he wasn't great? 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:15.680 What I have to say, I'm sad that I never 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:16.680 experienced this. 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:21.599 Yeah, his emails were wild too, crazy email emails. 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:23.480 Do you even have a place to email? 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:25.920 Oh, somebody's been talking emailing. Now I'm on one of 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:29.760 those chains. Now they're emailing like every single person being 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:32.440 like the truth will come out about your lies and 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:34.800 to see and it's like they're emailing like the head 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:37.280 of like all these companies, I'm for some reason on 0:09:37.360 --> 0:09:46.559 it with my personally yeah trip. 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:49.480 Yeah, so the fur of us are going on a trip. 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:49.800 Yay. 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:50.120 Yes. 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:52.439 I don't know why we call it off the grid 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:54.600 because we're very much gonna be on the grid. But 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:58.520 we're going on a road trip. We're starting in Grand Teton, 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:02.600 then one Yellowston and then Glacier and I'm really excited. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.680 And I feel like Josh already threatened to fling Andre 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.040 off a mountain, so this is gonna be great. 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:09.600 Oh god, there was a light threat. 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.960 Yeah, I see it coming to Fruish. 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:14.360 Well. 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.000 I made sure one that we don't have an RV 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:18.360 because you drive like a maniac. And I've been confirmed 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:22.080 by everybody. Josh said it, Diamond said it was. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.840 He was going like fifty on like the side of 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:25.520 a cliff. 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:27.400 It was, Oh it does. 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:28.000 Yeah. 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.480 It was Yosemite and it was like getting close to 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:31.840 night time and I was like, i just need to 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:34.080 be there, so I'm going to drive and I'm going 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.320 to get us there. And I got us there, also 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.480 having an arrest warrant in California because I never paid 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:38.880 that ticket. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:46.719 So around to California Andrew and we went to California 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:50.760 with him, to California. Yeah, we could all right. 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:54.760 He hasn't found out I had a warrant only recently. Actually, 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:56.920 I found the parking tickets, like I never paid that, 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:58.320 and I looked it up and it was like you 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:00.480 may be wanted by it was staking. 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:03.920 Meanwhile, how we goten pulled over somehow? Diamond I would 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:05.440 have gotten arrested and you would have just skirted out 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:05.679 of there. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:06.480 Oh my god. 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:10.920 Oh you should have never told me that. Anytime I 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:12.520 see a cop, I'm gonna say, hey, officer, do you 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:15.440 know who he is? I don't care what state, what 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.439 county we're in, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna ask them 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:19.040 if they know you. 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:22.600 Well. Back to this trip, right, ye? 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:25.360 Are we all in favor that maybe Andrew shouldn't drive 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.880 unless it's like an open highway because he crashed Diamond 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:28.880 and I into the side of a mountain. 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:29.480 I think he. 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:32.400 Crashed into the side of a mountain is so extreme. 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.400 Did the vehicle hit a mountain? 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:37.680 Did it somewhat side shimmy pasted it? Yes? 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:43.480 Was their contacts made between a mountains and the vehicle? Yes? 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:46.720 Also did they tell us at no point should you 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:50.000 ever exceed seventy miles per hour? Yes or no? 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:51.679 Yes? 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:55.880 Yes? And then at any point were you going easy 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:58.280 eighty ninety miles per hour while Diamond and I were 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:04.760 screaming to slow down. Yes, so maybe Andrew doesn't drive. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.080 If you want to get there on time, and maybe 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:10.240 even a couple of minutes sooner, then put me in coach, Josh, 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:10.960 we'll get there. 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:11.800 Does Josh drive? 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:13.720 Do you drive? 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:16.640 Really me either? 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.520 I actually did. I moved to New York and never 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:24.640 transferred my Ohio license over to New York, and it expired, 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:26.439 so you have to go through the process again like 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:28.280 you're an eighteen year old. So I just didn't have 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:31.920 a license for twelve years and then I finally got 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:34.319 one over the pandemic. So I'm back baby. 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:39.120 Yes, Josh, that's almost what happened to me. When I 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.440 moved here. I just wasn't driving, so I wasn't thinking 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:44.400 about it and it expired and then the pandemic hit 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:45.520 and I was like, shit, I guess I need to 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:46.079 get a rental. 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:46.600 Yeah. 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.160 I went to get a car and they're like, bitch 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:51.080 your license. I was like, oh no. So when I 0:12:51.120 --> 0:12:53.080 went to Ohio and I tried to renew it in Ohio, 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.480 I was twelve days past when you could renew it. 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:57.360 I had to sit to those damn classes like I 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.800 was fifteen, get my tempts again. They made me get 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.520 my I have tempts at home. There's a little hole 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:04.760 poked in on from when I got my actual license 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:06.240 again was this was it? 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:08.079 So this was when this. 0:13:08.000 --> 0:13:10.680 Was twenty twenty, toward the end of twenty two Ohio. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.959 Yeah, because the test in Ohio over the pandemic. They 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:16.920 didn't even get in the car anymore. Why just watch 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:18.760 you drive around the parking lot. 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.840 But okay, so tell me if this was the same 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.000 for you, because he's exactly right. When I did the 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:25.480 actual driver's test, they wouldn't get in the car with you. 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:27.360 They said you could have a person in the car 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:31.040 with you, but if you spoke to that person came over. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.600 I was like what They're like, Yeah, so my sister 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:34.640 had to be in the car because she was a 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.640 license driver, had to be in the car. Withee. She 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:38.720 was in the fucking backseat, and they're like, if we 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:40.360 see you say a word to her, you're not getting 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.840 a license. I was like, this is crazy. 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:45.040 Same for you, say my step mom, and she took 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:46.559 it very seriously. I was like, I'll talk to you. 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:47.000 I don't care. 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:49.320 She's like, no, don't do it. 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:54.240 Do you imagine if he failed because I'm talking to her? 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:57.840 Yep. I'm also in the same situation now where my 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:02.000 my license expires in October. Man, but I'm moving from 0:14:02.080 --> 0:14:06.200 New Jersey to New York September one, so I'm going 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:09.400 to have a short window there to go to a 0:14:09.440 --> 0:14:12.800 New York Bureau of Motor Vehicles what you don't know 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:15.080 what they call dB, but like I need like two 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:17.880 weeks to get like like a piece of mail, a 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:20.480 piece of mail, so it's going to be tight baby. 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:22.400 Oh man, you need to find like a d MB 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.080 person or b is a d r V. 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:26.320 I always am confused, yes. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:27.920 Because I think it'll hire it to be a bureau. 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:29.320 Yeah, it's a department here. 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:31.640 Yeah, okay, the DMV. We need to find you a 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:34.200 DMV person. If you are a DMV person, holler at us, 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:34.960 oh yes. 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:36.640 Oh yeah, and holler on me too, me and Josh 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:38.520 in New York City because now you need those new 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.160 Oh you need yeah, a real ID. 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:42.920 Those actually you don't need until twenty twenty six. 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:45.840 Never mind, don't reach out. I'll just get it out. 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:47.520 My current one is a real ID. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:49.760 And that's going to expire already. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:51.200 Yeah in October. 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:53.040 That was fast, and that means your license picture is 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:53.640 going to change. 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:54.400 Thank god. 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.920 Happy about do you have a creature of a license picture? 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:01.280 I look like, yes, Bat, you said bigfoot, It wasn't 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:01.880 far off. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:04.400 Oh was this your long hair? Nobody recognized? Oh yeah, 0:15:04.880 --> 0:15:05.400 look like I. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.360 Might blow up a federal building. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:11.600 We went somewhere with Josh was sick. I would not 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:14.600 even recognize that person, but I do. I remember that 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:18.360 guy we went to. Where did we go? We went 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.120 somewhere and the bouncer looked at his license and was 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:26.120 like this you dog? Like Josh was trying to fake it. 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:28.600 I feel like it was maybe the Magic Show or 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:32.520 I don't remember that weird dark thing that we went 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:36.480 to speak you know, it wasn't speaking. What did me, 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:37.920 you and Sam go to where we're like eight in 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:38.360 a yurt? 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:46.560 Oh wear like masks? Macbeth Hotel is yeah? 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:46.960 No more? 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:49.680 Yeah, no more. It might have been that it was something. 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:52.000 But back to Josh for a second, and then we'll 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:54.600 get to this trip. For people who don't know how 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:56.240 you came to be part of the show, which I 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:58.480 didn't know for longest time. How did you join up 0:15:58.520 --> 0:15:59.840 with this crew of misfits? 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:05.680 Okay, very quick. When Elvis signed out in Cleveland, Ohio 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:07.280 in two thousand and eight, and I was just graduate 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:09.240 in college and they needed a board up for his show, 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:11.280 and at that time, it was only the like the 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:16.440 fourth affiliate the show had. It was like New York, Miami, Philadelphia, 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:19.480 and then Cleveland. And then I just hopped on and 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:23.120 I remember there was this poll on a morning like 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:25.960 a morning news show in Cleveland, like favorite morning show, 0:16:26.080 --> 0:16:28.480 and they had just signed on, and I told Elvis 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:30.760 and Scary about it, and so we just got the 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:33.600 national audience to vote in the local Cleveland poll and 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:38.480 we won the favorite after being on for like two months. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:42.920 And I think they were impressed with that, like hustle. 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:44.360 Yeah, I mean that's pretty ingenius. 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:46.840 So then I just started chatting them up more and 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:49.000 saying I want more production work, and then they hired 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:52.000 me to do production work from Ohio, like a lot 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.760 of our editing stuff. And then I just was like 0:16:55.000 --> 0:16:56.680 I want to move. I want to move, And then 0:16:56.760 --> 0:17:06.280 like the right people got fired I whatever whatever happened, 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:09.080 like the chess pieces were removed, and like Elvis created 0:17:09.080 --> 0:17:11.320 a position here and I moved here and I've been 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:12.560