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Speaker 1: All right, you found it.

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Speaker 2: The full show is here. We're going to make you

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Speaker 2: laugh in the next hour. Welcome to the Brook and

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey Podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's a new year. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 3: morning and our first segment of the new year. We

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Speaker 3: should probably talk about resolutions for our show.

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Speaker 1: Oh for the show. Okay.

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Speaker 3: I wonder what the listeners want from us this year.

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Speaker 1: I have some ideas.

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Speaker 3: No one cares about you, broke. We want to know

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Speaker 3: what the listeners want, because I know a lot of

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Speaker 3: people have been texting into seven eighty five nine two

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Speaker 3: saying I need to try to be less handsome, which

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Speaker 3: I am working on.

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Speaker 2: See those texts idea cry them either, I don't see him.

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Speaker 3: It's it's going the opposite for me though, like a

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Speaker 3: Benjamin Button sort of thing. Oh darn it. A lot

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Speaker 3: of people saying Brook needs to try to be less

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Speaker 3: stingy this year. Stingerella, they call her with her rental

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Speaker 3: shoes that she just leaves around the office. Now for

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Speaker 3: some time.

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Speaker 1: Clothes, jeff I have to buy my own shoes.

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Speaker 3: I literally see shoes just hanging.

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Speaker 2: Out by your desk for my treadmill shoes, so that

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Speaker 2: I have comfortable walking shoes when.

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Speaker 1: I get to work and okay, I walked on my treadmill.

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Speaker 4: You went home, and I'm like, did Brooklke just run away?

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, mister Rogers, No, I come in, I

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Speaker 2: change my shoes and put on a different little card again.

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Speaker 3: The office is her closet now?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And uh but what about our shows? There something that

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Speaker 3: we should be doing more of or less of?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 3: More second date updates less?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Less song of the weeks because everyone's sick of those.

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Speaker 1: What you're praying for?

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Speaker 3: Hopefully text in seventy five nine two.

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Speaker 4: I did it one.

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Speaker 8: Time and apparently I'm taking over the internet things, which

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Speaker 8: is not true.

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Speaker 3: Guys, thank you for your sacrifice.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, So this Friday it is going to be

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Speaker 2: Jose's next song of the week.

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Speaker 4: If Jeff doesn't do it, I'll step up.

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Speaker 3: No show my goals for the show this year, it's

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Speaker 3: take my dog Bagel out with me to more social events.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be that guy that brings my dog

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Speaker 3: is my plus one to a wedding.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like, yeah, don't be that person.

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Speaker 3: And I think he'd actually enjoy watching me do karaoke

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Speaker 3: at a bar. He would respect me more.

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Speaker 4: So, did you want to go with you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: If you have any resolutions for us as a show,

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Speaker 3: text them in to seven, eight, five, nine two. We're

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Speaker 3: gonna move on and go to something that has been

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Speaker 3: around since the dawn of time, the shock collar question

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Speaker 3: of the day. It's never changing, and neither is digital Jake,

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Speaker 3: let's do it on this day.

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Speaker 6: In nineteen twelve, New Mexico became the forty seventh state

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Speaker 6: to join the Union. Oh and ever since then it's

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Speaker 6: done great things like nuclear bomb tests, TV shows about meth.

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, possibly a third thing. Aliens could have crashed their

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Speaker 6: UFOs anywhere, but they chose to slam their aircraft headfirst

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Speaker 6: into New Mexican soil. Yeah, what an honor. But New

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Speaker 6: Mexico is just one of the fifty glorious states in

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Speaker 6: this great nation of ours, and today we're honoring all

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Speaker 6: fifty of them with a special red, white and blue

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Speaker 6: trivia edition of of twenty. Now, you say a number

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Speaker 6: a particular place in the United States. You just have

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Speaker 6: to correctly name the state to stay in the game. No,

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Speaker 6: we'll start with the woman whose favorite state is a

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Speaker 6: state of drunkenness.

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis Jersey.

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Speaker 6: Alexis howing a number one through twenty? Please ten, number ten.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of a crime. We're not doing one through

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Speaker 1: fifty on this one. Yeah, you asked me to sing

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Speaker 1: the state songs. I still remember that you states.

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Speaker 6: Maybe we'll save that for when you get shocked. Alexis,

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Speaker 6: which state is home to the largest ball of twine?

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Speaker 6: Perfect for anyone who loves yarn? Oh no, it's a

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Speaker 6: fifty way multiple choice.

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Speaker 1: That's really helpful.

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Speaker 7: Where are we knitting a lot at?

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Speaker 1: You don't knit with twine. He didn't say yarn, He

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Speaker 1: said twine.

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Speaker 6: It's a ball of twine. But people can like yarn

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Speaker 6: and twine at the same time.

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Speaker 1: I thinks are very different.

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Speaker 2: Brooks acting like she knows twine and she has all

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Speaker 2: her family in Oklahoma.

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Speaker 1: So let's go Oklahoma.

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Speaker 6: Alexis said, Oklahoma.

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Speaker 7: That is.

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Speaker 6: Incorrect. The world's largest ball of twine is from Kansas.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, Alexis, you're out. Let's go to Jose.

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Speaker 6: It's your turn.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna go with number eight eight Jose.

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Speaker 6: What state is nicknamed the Land of ten thousand lakes

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Speaker 6: and has more shoreline than California.

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Speaker 7: Easy.

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Speaker 8: Why yeah, this is easy. And this is why they're

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Speaker 8: named the Lakers because they came from.

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Speaker 6: Minnesotajse said Minnesota. That is it's correct. Lands a ten

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Speaker 6: thousand lakes land one thousand lakes is Finland.

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Speaker 4: Also correct if it's a thousand, because there's more.

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Speaker 6: When you're right, you're right, brook it's your turn. How

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Speaker 6: about a number besides ten or.

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Speaker 1: Eight, thirteen thirteen.

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Speaker 6: Brook which state is known for its countles ghost towns,

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Speaker 6: perfect for a spooky road trip.

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Speaker 1: Ghost towns. I'm legit. My town that I grew up

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Speaker 1: in was almost a ghost town.

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Speaker 2: And it was because during the Depression the mill burn

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Speaker 2: down at the same time, so like everybody had to move.

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Speaker 2: So you have a lot of like boom and bust

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Speaker 3: Everything that's ghost towns is like out West.

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Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.

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Speaker 2: Well it's because there's like a big boom of like

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Speaker 3: One of Brooks relatives started a brothel in this ghost town.

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Speaker 1: Which I mean still runs.

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Speaker 3: No sorry, yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 6: Was gonna say, Brooks Mom, you put the bust in

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Speaker 6: boom or bust. So historically that's probably accurate.

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Speaker 1: Between Alaska, Montana and Wyoming is where I like over

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Speaker 1: and like you're not counting that.

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Speaker 2: I'm not counting the East coast there's it's too populated.

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Speaker 3: Alexis is thinking like actual haunted ghosts.

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Speaker 6: Some more witches than give me Wyoming, Brooks said, Wyoming,

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Speaker 6: that is incorrect. It's Texas with over five hundred ghosts.

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Speaker 2: Said the oil like you'd find oil places and then

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Speaker 6: The ladies are out, Jeffrey. It's up to you. You

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Speaker 6: get this one right. You stay in the game against Jose.

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Speaker 6: How about a.

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Speaker 3: Number number fifteen fifteen.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey, which state has a quirky law forbidding anyone from

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Speaker 6: tossing a moose out of an airplane?

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Speaker 1: Valid?

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Speaker 3: You glad they passed that law because otherwise it's probably

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Speaker 3: be happening all the.

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Speaker 1: Time out of the helicopter, though it's only out of air.

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Speaker 2: We used to play dodge the moose all the time

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Speaker 3: But the thing is you grew up in a northern state.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta be northern if you're going to deal

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Speaker 3: Lot of Mississippi moose going on. So which northern state

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Speaker 3: would it be where you'd have enough moose to make

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Speaker 1: You don't think it would be nor Yeah, I would

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Speaker 1: think Alaska.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, especially because you're going hunting and you're possibly taking

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Speaker 1: Maybe you had to throw it out because you ran

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Speaker 3: I was thinking more Montana or North Dakota. Okay, go

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Speaker 3: for it, right next to Canada. Give me Montana.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey said, Montana.

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Speaker 9: That is.

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Speaker 6: Incorrect. It was said in the room that was Alaska.

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Speaker 6: That means, by virtue of everyone getting it wrong but him.

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Speaker 6: Jose has won Today's Plenty of twenty James and La Lakers.

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Speaker 3: And Jose gets to choose who gets shot. They're gonna

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Speaker 3: be singing Last Friday Night by Katie Perry. Who's it

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Speaker 3: gonna be?

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Speaker 5: Jose?

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with you because you own half of

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Speaker 8: Alaska with your family.

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Speaker 3: After I gifted you the song of the week, You're

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Speaker 3: gonna do this time?

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry?

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Speaker 3: Wow, Okay, jeff Yeah, there you go. Last Friday Night. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we danced on tabletops and we took too many shot.

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Speaker 1: It's a good start to the year.

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Speaker 3: What is your shock colic question of the day? We

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Speaker 3: got your phone tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 7: Minutes, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: It's time to talk about Alexis's favorite topic on the show,

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Speaker 3: the US Census. Alexis before I revealed the big shocking

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Speaker 3: news that came out. As we go into the latest data,

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Speaker 3: can you just briefly educate our listeners, Alexis on what

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Speaker 3: exactly the census is? Just in a nutshot, I thought.

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Speaker 1: The census changed.

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Speaker 6: I thought this was just like a survey they sent

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Speaker 6: out to everyone and then you fill it out and

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Speaker 6: there's different topics on it every year, do.

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Speaker 1: You not every year?

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Speaker 1: And every year send it like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't questions no. Yeah, It's like a Chipotle survey.

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Speaker 3: After you do an order, you feel how much totally

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Speaker 3: feel about America? Yeah, and then you get a discount

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Speaker 3: on your next one perfect description. But a report just

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Speaker 3: came out that back in the year two thousand, the

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Speaker 3: Census estimated the population of the US one hundred years

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Speaker 3: from now would be one point two billion. People.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me.

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Speaker 3: Some twenty years later, they crunched the numbers again and

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Speaker 3: found that was slightly inaccurate. The latest estimates expect us

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Speaker 3: to be at just three hundred and sixty six million. Whoa,

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Speaker 3: how we so so only off by eight hundred million people?

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Speaker 3: Or so?

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Speaker 1: Wait, it's gonna be less, is it?

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Speaker 3: Because way less? So I'd say that far off.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean they probably didn't expect women to stop

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Speaker 2: having babies.

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Speaker 3: I know they were expecting since you're from Idaho, you'd

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Speaker 3: pop out way more than just two kids.

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Speaker 1: Them and the rest of my graduating class not that.

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Speaker 3: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Well, why

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Speaker 3: you've let America down?

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Speaker 2: You know, I think two kids is just enough, but

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Speaker 2: I not going to have more.

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Speaker 3: Well, thanks to Brooks laziness, we're eight hundred million people

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Speaker 3: shine of our original two thousand, eight hundred million people

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Speaker 3: When you asked about another four thy, five hundred dollars

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as long as you keep your tie on whatever

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Speaker 3: you're doing business. The forty five hundred was another business

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Speaker 3: Our own Alexis is single. I don't know if you're

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Speaker 1: I can't do that.

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Speaker 3: You're a business woman. I am a business This next

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Speaker 3: laser story is out of Food News recently, a big

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Speaker 8: I love these, Okay, I don't love it, but I

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Speaker 4: Never left overs.

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Speaker 8: Brook always tells me everything's gonna be okay, so give it, Jimmy.

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Speaker 3: Jeff, Okay, So what everything's all, Caso, everything's all? Sorry.

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Speaker 3: I thought I didn't hear. I thought you said keso.

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Speaker 3: people have voted up their top four ways to make

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Speaker 2: Tasty feeling bad about all the plastic wrap we're.

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Speaker 5: Using this.

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Speaker 3: Number two, don't store potatoes and onions together. Onions release

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Speaker 2: Okay, I need to have lots more bins. Yeah, right now,

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Speaker 2: Everything gets put in the same.

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Speaker 3: you know. And finally, the number one weird way you

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Speaker 3: use cooking spray on leftover guacamole.

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Speaker 3: That's what it does. It keeps it from turning brown

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Speaker 3: better than lemon juice does.

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Speaker 4: Really, I was gonna say, I pout more lemon juice

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Speaker 4: and eat the brown.

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Speaker 3: You can also do it with a half of an avocado.

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Speaker 3: This next laser stories out of the world of what

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Speaker 3: comes around goes around caramel. I'm not sure this study

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Speaker 1: It just feels good.

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Speaker 3: In fact, according to scientists, it's one of the best

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Speaker 3: Revenge Okay, it's a fast way to do it. It's

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Speaker 3: like if you need it done instantly, you don't want

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Speaker 1: How do you get revenge.

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Speaker 3: You could take out your aggression and anger on anybody else.

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Speaker 3: It still makes you feel happier.

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Speaker 1: So everyone they're safe.

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Speaker 3: Me to people, Yeah, yay.

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Speaker 1: The internet trolls are actually happy. Oh yeah, that is

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Speaker 3: The science backs it up. Okay, I'd be careful going

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Speaker 11: One for the left shoe he's just been with. I mean,

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Speaker 11: That sounds these laser stories has come to an end

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Speaker 11: for the day. We'll do it again the same time

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: There's this big negative stigma around mondays. Yeah, mondays suck. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but you know what that's stinking thinking?

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Speaker 1: If you ask me, I like thinking I steal that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Instead, let's try and focus on some of the

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Speaker 1: That's pretty close so far as you can be away.

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Speaker 3: Also, Monday, it's the only day of the week. Brook

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just don't wander more than ten feet away from

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Speaker 4: Stay in the backyard. Yeah, but he's outside.

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Speaker 1: Because there's an ankle monitor.

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Speaker 3: And best of all, on Mondays, our voicemail machine is

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Speaker 4: Said before, Wait a minute, is this the right number?

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Speaker 7: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good by, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 6: Hey, mama, are you from Israel?

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Speaker 3: Because you is real fine?

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Speaker 1: No, no nice bro, you know, like you know nice

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Speaker 1: and whatever you do, is this the urge to mace

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Speaker 3: Instead, had to tell him he's funnier than a Fox

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Speaker 3: News comedy roast. Wow, hard to beat, and then give

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Speaker 12: I was stoked to see you write your number on

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Speaker 12: the side of my benky order. You must know what

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Speaker 12: they say about guys with big cups, So what do

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Speaker 5: Girl?

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Speaker 12: It's gonna leave me out here in the cold brew.

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Speaker 12: You're gonna hit me back, stir me up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what do they say about guys with big alexis

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Speaker 3: you were a barista?

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Speaker 2: What do they say, usually met more milk and more

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Speaker 3: To use the bathroom a lot later.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just gonna say full bladder in the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Could Yeah that's right, Wow romantic.

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Speaker 13: Next message, Hey Tim, it's when you came to the gym,

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Speaker 13: Like I'm not judging you. Everything is fine because I

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Speaker 13: I have a really deep side, and I write poetry

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Speaker 13: and I wrote a poem about you, and I'm gonna

455
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Speaker 13: do it for you now. So hold on one second.

456
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Speaker 13: Let me get it. Your blood is red, your eye

457
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Speaker 13: is black and blue. You won't forget to after tumbling

458
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Speaker 13: with me and Brazilian jitsu.

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Speaker 14: I'm nervous. Don't worry. It's not gonna be like this

460
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Speaker 14: when I see you in person.

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Speaker 13: Okay, talk to you later, bye, next message.

462
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Speaker 4: It's not very like romantic, like.

463
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Speaker 3: A battered man. It's like, remember you get the special

464
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Speaker 3: loser line number if you text the word loser l

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Speaker 3: O s e R to seven eight five nine too.

466
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Speaker 3: You give it out to whoever's getting beat up at

467
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Speaker 3: the gym, and hopefully they can call us leave awkward

468
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Speaker 3: voicemail that we could play. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Are brittany. Mm hmm, you I know what that's the

470
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Speaker 5: sound of a great tracutiie bite me. Oh my god, Curtis,

471
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Speaker 5: tell you what I'm experiencing right now. It's a little spicy,

472
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Speaker 5: a little cheesy, a problement, mmm, perfectly crunchy. I told him,

473
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Speaker 5: I take my food seriously and you need to come

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Speaker 5: meet some of my friends. We'll do some carry o couterie.

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Speaker 5: You up. That's karaoke couterie mixed together, m perfect bland.

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Speaker 15: Let's get so thing. Oh you food something like that?

477
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Speaker 2: Ship would go on that I got carry carry shooter.

478
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Speaker 1: I'm in it, dude.

479
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Speaker 4: That two awesome things.

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Speaker 3: I like mass reps for sure, But I don't know

481
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Speaker 3: if you wanted to be doing like eating while you're

482
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Speaker 3: singing a picture like bits of persudo flying, yeah, while

483
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Speaker 3: you're trying to say Barbara streisand or whatever.

484
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Speaker 4: A little Oh, I love it.

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Speaker 3: I'm in of course you.

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Speaker 16: Are high, Mike. I just I feel like it's destiny

487
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Speaker 16: that we met because I've been looking for a business

488
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Speaker 16: partner for my my new idea. And I don't want

489
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Speaker 16: to give you all the details right now, but like

490
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Speaker 16: it's like, you know how yoga with.

491
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Speaker 14: Ghosts is so popular.

492
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Speaker 17: I kind of want to.

493
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Speaker 16: I want to take that sort of idea but launch

494
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Speaker 16: the next big thing, so it would be crossed it

495
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Speaker 16: with cows.

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Speaker 5: It's like the beef is so much leaner, you know, And.

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Speaker 16: I have a tagline keep it Yeah, you know, the

498
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Speaker 16: cows love it, the people love it. You don't want

499
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Speaker 16: to steer clear of this opportunity. You know I love

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Speaker 16: a cow put okay.

501
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Speaker 14: So I'd love to go over it further with you.

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Speaker 14: So give me a call back.

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Speaker 5: Bye. Next message.

504
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Speaker 2: Maps with cows, But you think that there's too many

505
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Speaker 2: maneuver piles for you to.

506
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Speaker 1: Correctly.

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Speaker 4: I just can't picture john Ward bovine.

508
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Speaker 2: I sure know you just got to pick up a

509
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Speaker 2: bovine if you were doing cross that's what it is.

510
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Speaker 1: Jump one.

511
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Speaker 3: If you get thirsty halfway through the workout, drink.

512
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Speaker 6: Milk.

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Speaker 1: Scrap.

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Speaker 5: Hey, actually, hey, this is this.

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Speaker 9: We met a couple of weeks ago outside of that

516
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Speaker 9: dance studio and told me you didn't want to date

517
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Speaker 9: any guys that that weren't dancers. Well like I. I

518
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 9: may not look like a dancer now, I got a

519
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Speaker 9: beer gut and all that stuff, but I'll have you

520
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Speaker 9: know that I actually started taking some tat dancing lessons

521
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Speaker 9: at that same studio, and after only a couple of lessons,

522
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Speaker 9: I'm doing pretty good myself. I'm I'm, I'm, I'm damn

523
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Speaker 9: mayor Jean Kelly with that now, I don't know, I

524
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Speaker 9: found it might make a smile. I really haven't taken classes.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 9: If you wanted to give me a call, maybe I

527
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Speaker 9: could teach you a little something some something some.

528
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Speaker 5: You should see my.

529
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Speaker 7: Cab my calves.

530
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Speaker 3: Wow, that guy is awesome.

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Speaker 2: That should be the tagline for the cows for CrossFit

532
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Speaker 2: things that.

533
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Speaker 4: I just got.

534
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Speaker 3: It's got everything. He's got great calves. Yeah, he knows

535
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Speaker 3: who Gene Kelly is.

536
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Speaker 1: He's got more rhythm in his speech than he does

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Speaker 1: on his feet.

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Speaker 3: That was a big miss giving that guy the loser line. Remember,

539
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 3: if you want to get the loser line, you can

540
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Speaker 3: listen to it regularly at this time every week and

541
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 3: listen to our entire show on any podcast platform out

542
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Speaker 3: there at Brook and Jeffrey. We got your phone tap

543
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Speaker 3: coming up right after this Brook.

544
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Speaker 7: And Jeffrey in the morning.

545
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Speaker 3: Today, we call a guy who about a month ago,

546
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Speaker 3: received an email from a TV production studio same he

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Speaker 3: was being considered for a brand new reality show.

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Speaker 1: Okay, is that part real or do we send him?

549
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 3: Okay, it's in his dream since he was a kid

550
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 3: to appear on TV, So we thought we could make

551
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 3: that dream come true with a brand new show where

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00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 3: he is going to be going up to a teller

553
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Speaker 3: in a real bank and demand that they hand over

554
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 3: all the cash, and he's going to run out and

555
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 3: toss it into an unidentified car and figure it out. Oh,

556
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 3: this is going to work as long as he's gullible

557
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Speaker 3: enough and he trusts me. In your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 3: this is David calling from productions. I'm looking for Sam. Yeah,

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00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 3: Hey Sam. How's it going good?

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good. Did you get my email?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 18: I like, I think it was like about a month ago.

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Speaker 5: I got one.

565
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Speaker 3: No, I'm full disclosure. Our AD was out for two

566
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Speaker 3: weeks with a tricky venereal disease, so that's why it

567
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 3: took a while to reach out to you.

568
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Speaker 5: Things happen.

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Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, I mean, I guess it's a good lesson.

570
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 3: Never ride a ferris wheel nude little seats. They got

571
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Speaker 3: a lot of germs. I did not know that, did you.

572
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Speaker 18: You're not choking?

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Speaker 3: No, not at all.

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Speaker 18: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, you know, because of the tight turnaround, we would

576
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Speaker 3: have flown you out to meet in person and sign

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Speaker 3: some paperwork, but because of the delay with our AD,

578
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 3: we got to start shooting tomorrow tomorrow, so we'll have

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Speaker 3: you meet us on location if that's.

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Speaker 14: Okay, you want to film tomorrow, and I'm part of

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Speaker 14: it one.

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Speaker 3: Hundred percent, my man. So the title of your show

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Speaker 3: that you're going to be on is called Break the Bank.

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00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 5: Awesome, Yeah, what is it? What is it?

585
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:45,959
Speaker 3: Well, it's half reality, half game show where you're going

586
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Speaker 3: to be playing the role of a high stakes bank robber.

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Speaker 18: I can't believe this is real.

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00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 3: Things move faster than this industry, but we want this

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Speaker 3: to seem as natural as possible. So the crew has

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Speaker 3: been instructed not to come up to you. In fact,

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00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 3: you're you're not even gonna know where there.

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Speaker 18: What do you mean, like sure, they're gonna be like

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Speaker 18: hiding from me or something.

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Speaker 3: And well, just listen. After you park, you're gonna walk

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Speaker 3: into the bank branch on the corner. You'll probably see

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Speaker 3: some people standing in line, and you're not gonna know this,

597
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 3: but everyone, including the tellers, are all actors.

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Speaker 18: That's insane. I love it.

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00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. So, and you'll probably see a bunch of security cameras,

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00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 3: but don't worry, they're actually ours because we'll be filming you.

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Speaker 18: Oh my god, you can't have the thought of everything.

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00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you'll go up to the next available window,

603
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 3: whichever one it is, and deliver your line.

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Speaker 18: Oh my gosh, okay, great, so I have lines.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready for it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's give me all your money or else. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: give me all your money.

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Speaker 5: We're out.

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Speaker 3: WHOA take it all, sir? Please don't hurt me. Hey

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Speaker 3: you're a natural.

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Speaker 18: Oh thanks?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So so after that, you're gonna want to run

614
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 3: outside and you'll see a gray sedan parked out front,

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Speaker 3: toss the bag of money in the window, and when

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Speaker 3: the car leaves, you just broke the bank. So what

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Speaker 3: happens next, Well, we'll contact you in like four to

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Speaker 3: six weeks via email to let us know if your

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Speaker 3: time is better than the other contestants.

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Speaker 18: Oh, there's other people doing it too.

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Speaker 3: Right, And then if you're out of jail, I mean,

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Speaker 3: if you're able to get out of work. Wait wait,

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Speaker 3: wait what sorry, sill with the tongue there, then we

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Speaker 3: can do it again with a special break the Bank

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Speaker 3: All Star edition. Oh you don't sound as enthused about

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Speaker 3: the All Star version.

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Speaker 18: Well, no, it sounded weird. It sounds like you know now,

628
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Speaker 18: it's not like just me in a show, And it

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Speaker 18: sounds like you said jail.

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Speaker 3: I accidentally said the word jail. It'll probably never happen

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Speaker 3: to you as long as you run pretty fast.

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Speaker 18: See, you just send it right there, right right at

633
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Speaker 18: DM again, like so it doesn't even sound like a

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Speaker 18: TV show. You want me to rob a bank and

635
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Speaker 18: give you the money.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's fake money. It's all for the show.

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Speaker 3: The most important part is to put all the money

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Speaker 3: in our car and let us drive away with it.

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Speaker 18: So you want me to rob a bank to give

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Speaker 18: you money.

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Speaker 3: You're pushing back on me a lot here. I thought

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00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 3: you were going to be a team player. You sounded

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00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:18,959
Speaker 3: excited at the start of this.

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Speaker 18: I was, I am. I mean, I'd love to do

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Speaker 18: it a show.

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Speaker 3: Gra attitude is telling me that you don't well.

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Speaker 18: I don't want to go to jail. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 18: come on.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we get your girlfriend Sarah to rob it for us.

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00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 3: I know she's up for it. I talked to Sarah

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00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 3: earlier when she was setting you up for this prank

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Speaker 3: phone call.

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Speaker 18: No wait, my real name.

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Speaker 3: Is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 5: Dude, got it?

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00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, your girlfriend Sarah set you up said that you've

658
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 3: been applying for acting jobs lately. Wanted to screw with you.

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Speaker 18: You know, for the whole first part of the phone call.

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Speaker 18: This was a real thing.

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00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 3: We're talking about. Break the bank is real. Just throw

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00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 3: the money in the car and then start running. We'll

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00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 3: email you.

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Speaker 18: I'm sure bank, I'm not doing it for you, my friend.

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Speaker 7: The week up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 7: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: We've done hundreds of these second day calls, and anytime

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Speaker 3: the person does not pick up the phone, you won't

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Speaker 3: hear it because we don't air those.

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Speaker 1: That would be very boring, that would be.

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Speaker 3: Very ungratified, be like, well they didn't answer. Sorry, But

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00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 3: every time someone does pick up, we do our best

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Speaker 3: to figure out what went wrong. Yeah, but then there's

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Speaker 3: the point zero zero zero zero one percent of the

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Speaker 3: time when the person on the line takes the conversation

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Speaker 3: in a completely different direction that we weren't prepared for. Yeah,

677
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Speaker 3: and that's what happened today, Lucky. It might be one

678
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 3: of the most awkward, hilarious jump to conclusion moments that

679
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 3: we've ever had on the show.

680
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was that funny, Well I

681
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: think it was.

682
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm just shocked my co host didn't screw it up,

683
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 3: and I'm sure they're all shocked that I didn't screw

684
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 3: it up.

685
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: You did it or did Yeah?

686
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 3: I guess we'll find out when we do Second Date

687
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 3: Update next Second Date Update. I've always thought.

688
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 4: Geezer is gonna get me one day.

689
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: There it is.

690
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 3: I've always thought that the airline commercials are doing it

691
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 3: all wrong. Why you know, instead of talking about how

692
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 3: comfortable their seats are or how helpful their flight attendants

693
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 3: can be, Yeah, which they should advertise all the hot

694
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 3: action that you can get while at the air I think,

695
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 3: and I'm not just talking about the massage tables where

696
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 3: I was recently arrested.

697
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: Massage tables.

698
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 3: The lady didn't ask if I was a real masseuse.

699
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 3: I just went for it.

700
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 4: Are you giving them now?

701
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 6: I'm a giver?

702
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,840
Speaker 3: You know that about But just think hundreds of thousands

703
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 3: of people go through those terminals every single day. At

704
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 3: least a handful of them have to be cute. And

705
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 3: that's how one of our listeners, Logan, met someone recently.

706
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 3: One of the people the handful of cute people scrolling

707
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 3: through the airport logan welcome to the show.

708
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 14: Hey guys, Oh my.

709
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,240
Speaker 4: Goshsa what happened?

710
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: Like a lady in uniform? Is that what you're wondering?

711
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 4: Whoops, you need to search me because I'm willing.

712
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 14: I did not get ripped.

713
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, No, you were actually in the airport or

714
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 2: you were on the plane.

715
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,919
Speaker 14: No, I was. I was waiting by the gate.

716
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 2: Okay, makes sense because you're and you're both leaving the

717
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 2: same city. Chances are good that you guys are from

718
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 2: the same place.

719
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 3: And who'd you meet exactly?

720
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 14: So I see her, and I, you know, I quickly

721
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 14: took inventory of my environment. I was like, oh, there

722
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 14: she is, six o'clock. Got it, moved a couple of times,

723
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 14: got to where I was sitting right next to her.

724
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 14: So they announced over the speaker that's going to be

725
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 14: a four hour delay. Oh my god, oh god, plane

726
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 14: didn't come in.

727
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: You're the only person excited.

728
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 3: This is it, you know.

729
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,320
Speaker 14: I immediately I could hear her mumbling under her breath

730
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 14: like and I was like, man, I tell you, these

731
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 14: airlines are getting to be a real plane in the

732
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 14: neck talking dad jokes just gambled with it. She ended

733
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 14: up laughing really.

734
00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 3: Hard the joke landed. Yeah, yeah, girl, God, we understand

735
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 3: each other. Yeah, so she liked the humor. What happened

736
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 3: after that?

737
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 14: So she's like, I don't know, I'm going to kill

738
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 14: four hours. And I was like, well, I got a

739
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 14: great idea. What we can do is we can head

740
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 14: right over to that bar where I'm going to buy

741
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,160
Speaker 14: you a drink.

742
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it's smooth, my friend.

743
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 14: I went right in with the cards, you know. I'm like, hey,

744
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 14: para aces.

745
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 3: Here we go and an alcoholic you.

746
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's an airport. You can drink at any

747
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 4: time of the day when absolutely.

748
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 3: It doesn't count when you're at the airport.

749
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 15: It doesn't.

750
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 4: Alcoholism doesn't.

751
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 1: I bet she's still laughing too, right, because it's so cheesy.

752
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 14: No, we're happened a great you know, I'm throwing out

753
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 14: some questionable jokes here and there. Like she had a

754
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 14: book that was in her bag that she moved out,

755
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 14: and I was like, I was like, oh, you read,

756
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 14: you can't read? But she laughed and she's like yeah

757
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 14: to you, And I'm like, no, not not really, you know.

758
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 16: Not well.

759
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 14: Not too well.

760
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: Oh so you guys are really hitting it off.

761
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 14: Yeah, we're going back and forth. Before I knew it,

762
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 14: four hours just flew flew by there.

763
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 1: On purpose.

764
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 3: We're gonna hit our ten pun quota.

765
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 14: That wasn't. I swear that wasn't on purpose.

766
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 3: Okay, it's unnatural, man, all right, we got to keep

767
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 3: our seats in the position for this guy. That's a

768
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 3: long time to be spending with somebody one on one time,

769
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 3: four whole hours at the airport bar yees.

770
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 14: Yes, absolutely, I considered it like a little first date.

771
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: Absolutely I would.

772
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 8: So what were the odds that you two sat next

773
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 8: to each other on the fly, Probably like zero, right.

774
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 14: Yeah, we didn't get a chance to do that. We

775
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 14: were kind of near each other, and there were definitely

776
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 14: glances and look totally so when we get you know, arrival, Yeah, okay,

777
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 14: so nice to meet you. Oh well, you know, give

778
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 14: you a call, Oh for sure, you know, maybe some

779
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,320
Speaker 14: some dinner.

780
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're the first one. That's role play we're doing.

781
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 14: We're doing a little bit of the nice pleasantry goodbye.

782
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 14: And then of course the reason I'm on the phone

783
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 14: with you, guys, I reach out text a couple of times,

784
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 14: even a little phone call nothing in response.

785
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 18: He's a hottie.

786
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 14: I'm thinking, was she on her little I'm not. I'm

787
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 14: not at home, I'm not in my own city. I

788
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 14: can flirt around with a guy, but maybe I'm in

789
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 14: a relationship. How long has it been, Oh, it's been

790
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 14: a couple of weeks here.

791
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: Okay.

792
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 3: You you hung out with her for four hours and

793
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 3: you didn't get a read on whether or not she

794
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 3: was single.

795
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 14: My read was that she was single and that she

796
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 14: was available, and that she was having a great time

797
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 14: with me. I'm just thinking, you know what, I can

798
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:36,720
Speaker 14: imagine her acting that way, feeling like no strings patched.

799
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it was just that. I'm not to

800
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: be mean, but maybe she was just bored.

801
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 2: Maybe you were reading more into the dating aspect of

802
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 2: it than she was.

803
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 14: She was cackling. Her laughter hit a certain note. It

804
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 14: was a tonality to the laugh that that said I

805
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 14: like you.

806
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,840
Speaker 8: You didn't kiss or anything, right, because I would have

807
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 8: been a big green flag.

808
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, I didn't. I didn't get to that.

809
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that would have been strange.

810
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 3: I thought green flag was like an airplane pun. But

811
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 3: I guess no, no.

812
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 4: That would be just rare. They don't use flags that

813
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 4: use a little poles. Remember that, then, Button.

814
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 3: I feel like we can't go to the song until

815
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 3: we get just one more airline pun.

816
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: I think we can. I think we could go just

817
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 1: take off and get right over to day.

818
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 4: That was bad.

819
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 3: We'll settle for that one. Anyway. We'll get you a

820
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 3: second date update and figure out where the turbulence was

821
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 3: in this. That's how it's done, like a proa attention,

822
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 3: second date update, next second date update. You know of

823
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 3: the time your evening would be completely ruined if your

824
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 3: plane was held up for over four hours.

825
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: That's a good point to the whole trip.

826
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, but for one of our listeners, Logan, that wasn't

827
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,400
Speaker 3: a flight delay. That was a flight de yay.

828
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 2: I feel like some airliners gonna try to market that,

829
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna hate you for it because it comes

830
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 2: up and says.

831
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 4: That you can hide.

832
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 3: That's fine, we should trademark that. But no, Logan, Logan

833
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 3: got to spend all that extra time over at the

834
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 3: airport bar with a hottie from his flight named Ellie,

835
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 3: and the two of them were vibing. She was loving

836
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 3: his airplane puns.

837
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and he kept him coming.

838
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

839
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, even his jokes about being potentially illiterate. He made

840
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 3: it all this magic happening. But once the plane boarded.

841
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 3: After that, she's been kind of hard to reach, even

842
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 3: harder to lock down a date with. Hopefully, though, she

843
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 3: answers the phone here and we can actually get you

844
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 3: another meetup. Logan, how you feeling.

845
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 14: Man, I'm feeling like you guys are gonna bring me

846
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 14: home like this chick. Now, now keep in mind, now

847
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 14: this was not a regular girl. This is definitely a hot,

848
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 14: hot girl.

849
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 1: Okay, I like like a model.

850
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 2: You mean you mean to say she was beautiful and

851
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 2: her personality really shine.

852
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 14: Bingo, exactly the whole package, you know, like you go

853
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 14: on dating apps and you're you kind of see the

854
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 14: leftovers or whatever there left.

855
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 3: It means, of course, yeah, got you, Logan, Just let

856
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 3: us do the talking. Yeah, we're going to dial her

857
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 3: number right now. We're trying to do your second date update.

858
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 3: Here we go. Hello, Hey is this Elli?

859
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 10: It is?

860
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ellie? What's up? You get a lot of calls

861
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 3: from morning radio shows.

862
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 14: Uh no, oh.

863
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 17: My gosh, are you guys really are you really telling

864
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 17: the truth?

865
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,000
Speaker 18: Are you really a radio show?

866
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 17: Morning show?

867
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 3: Yes?

868
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 16: We are.

869
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: Is that exciting to you?

870
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 2: Yes?

871
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, this is going to be easy.

872
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 3: Got some good news because I'm reaching out to you

873
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 3: tifically because we've been talking actually about you all morning long.

874
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 18: Is it good?

875
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 17: I hope it's good?

876
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 18: Like why would you be talking about me really good?

877
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 2: Oh?

878
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have somebody who's been gushing about you a

879
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 3: little bit on our show.

880
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 17: Who like Okay, first of all, is it like one

881
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 17: of those shows like the dating show Singy because I

882
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 17: love those so much?

883
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 3: It is?

884
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 17: Oh yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. He's been talking.

885
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 3: About you're a lot of energy and that's a good thing.

886
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: It's surprising to.

887
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 3: You went out with somebody recently, you know how these

888
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 3: daty thingy segments work, and they had a good time.

889
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 3: You probably know who I'm referring to.

890
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 17: Are you guys talking about Mike because he did go out?

891
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mike? Yeah, Well that's who.

892
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: What do you do?

893
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 3: Hold on? Mike said some really great stuff about you. Yeah,

894
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 3: you're He mentioned you being very pretty.

895
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:03,760
Speaker 17: Yes, oh that's so nice.

896
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Brook what else did Mike say? Listener?

897
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 2: Yes, Mike, okay, he said you had a sparkling personality.

898
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 3: Spark yes.

899
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 6: About me?

900
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: No, that's so great.

901
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I sense the vibes happening even before

902
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 3: we called you. I just had a sixth or seventh

903
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 3: sense about this whatever, so many senses that I'm having.

904
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: Why are we being so weird?

905
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 3: Well, I'm just let's maybe we should pivot here and

906
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 3: ask you, Ellie, what what did you think about Mike?

907
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:46,720
Speaker 3: Like what what stood out to you?

908
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 17: You know, like you have like this vision of a

909
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 17: guy that you want to take home to your parents,

910
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 17: guy that you kind of just talked to your girlfriends

911
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 17: with out in elementary school, of like the guy that

912
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 17: I want to marry, like him, he was amazing. He

913
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 17: was funny, so funny.

914
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 1: You guys, isn't that great marriage?

915
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 14: He was great?

916
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 17: No, he was really great. And he was like he

917
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 17: was tall and he was charming.

918
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:07,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

919
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 3: I mean, we don't have to go we don't have

920
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 3: to goush too much about Hike. I mean, don't get

921
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 3: we all love Mike. Who doesn't And.

922
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 17: The fact that he is asking about me makes it

923
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 17: even like it.

924
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I mean he wasn't hitting you up and

925
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 4: now he is.

926
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

927
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 3: Well, i mean I'm just just based on your your

928
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 3: sparkling personality and and just talking to you a little bit.

929
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,879
Speaker 3: You sound like you're a really fun time and I'm

930
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 3: guessing you probably get hit on a lot.

931
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 14: You know.

932
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 17: It sounds so like conceited to say yes I do,

933
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 17: but yes I do.

934
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: That's okay.

935
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 3: It probably happens with girls like that. It probably happens

936
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 3: to it like random places, like when you're at the

937
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 3: dry cleaners or like you know, during a delay at

938
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 3: the airport, example.

939
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 17: Get this, get this, get this. Okay. So the other

940
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 17: day I'm flying out of the airport and like the

941
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,720
Speaker 17: flight was delayed like stupid like four hours.

942
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,240
Speaker 3: Oh really, it's horrible.

943
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 17: And this guy like sitting next to me, he's like

944
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 17: starts talking to me, and he's making the stupidest jokes ever.

945
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 17: He was so dumb and now and then he's like, hey,

946
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 17: do you want to go to the bar and gets

947
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 17: my drinks. I'm like, crap, I've got four hours kill

948
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 17: why not? So, you know, he talked and whatever, and

949
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 17: I just but you know what he paid for the

950
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 17: you know, drinks, which was really nice, actually.

951
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 4: Overwhelming.

952
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 2: I thought that guy was pretty funny though, don't you

953
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:30,720
Speaker 2: think he was kind of funny?

954
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 17: I think he thought he was funnier than he actually was,

955
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 17: but he.

956
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 14: Paid for the check.

957
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 17: I think he didn't even chick. I mean he was

958
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:45,720
Speaker 17: a bad tipper. Okay, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no,

959
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 17: well Mike actually sounds great.

960
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

961
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 17: Wait, like is he on the phone right now? Is

962
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 17: Mike on the phone?

963
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 3: Someone is on the phone, you.

964
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:03,760
Speaker 17: Guys, I'm really confused. What is happening?

965
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, actually the guy that you were referring to

966
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 3: from the airport, Yes, that one. So he's actually the

967
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 3: one that called us to get a second date up

968
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 3: date with you. No, yeah, Logan is his name. He's

969
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,240
Speaker 3: on the other line listening right now. Logan.

970
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,840
Speaker 14: Yeah no, that was a lot. That was more than

971
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 14: what I expected to hear.

972
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 5: That's for sure.

973
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 14: You guys know he's on the phone.

974
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 15: That's not fair.

975
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, I'm here, like you can talk directly to me. Actually, Hi,

976
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 14: So I'm not a tipper. I actually left cash. I

977
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 14: didn't tip on my credit card. I left cast because

978
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 14: that's not the polight thing to do.

979
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 10: And I bought Ellie three drinks, one of them was

980
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 10: double and I also uh provided fries with extra sauces

981
00:46:55,640 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 10: that also cost extra money.

982
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 2: I know, he's just trying to save his own egos here.

983
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: I feel I think that he should get that opportunity.

984
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 3: But Lookan, we don't need a breakdown of the bill.

985
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 14: It's just funny to me that she was laughing so

986
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,919
Speaker 14: heartily and then mocks me later, but at the time

987
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 14: when she's getting free drink, I'm the most hilarious guy

988
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 14: in the world.

989
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 17: Surprised puns weren't funny, Yeah, you know, actually they weren't funny,

990
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 17: but you know, you kept buying me.

991
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 14: Drink, said, I said, it's a real it's a real

992
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 14: plane in the neck with these with these airlines. That's

993
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:34,720
Speaker 14: legit funny.

994
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 3: We heard that one on I think it's fine.

995
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 4: We laughed.

996
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: Nellie has a different sense of humor. I mean, maybe

997
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: that doesn't match well most hot girls.

998
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 3: I mean, she seems to be more onto Mike's type

999
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 3: of sense of humor.

1000
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 14: Can we stop talking about Mike for a second.

1001
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 17: For a second. I'm so sorry, Logan.

1002
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:59,879
Speaker 1: No, I honestly thought that maybe I forgot Logan today.

1003
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 2: His name was Mike when you started talking about him

1004
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 2: like that's what I was.

1005
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 5: I just.

1006
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: To be Mike for you and for Logan.

1007
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 14: Both of you it's hold on, hold on, hold on.

1008
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 14: I'm gathering that everybody on this phone call is interested

1009
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 14: in Mike, but nobody's interested in me.

1010
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 5: Is that bro?

1011
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 4: I'm I'm team Logan.

1012
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 3: Get you a Logan, Ladies, thank you. I'm kind of

1013
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 3: coming over to Mike the puns. No, no, no, it's Logan. Logan.

1014
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 3: Logan is the guy that's on the phone, and he's

1015
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 3: the one that we'd like to send you out on

1016
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 3: another date with, and we'll pay for that date and

1017
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 3: we'll throw an a generous tip on top of it.

1018
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, and think about it. He really did tips.

1019
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 2: You thought that he didn't. He tried to be funny,

1020
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 2: which is meaning he put effort forth. I think he

1021
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 2: deserves another shot.

1022
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 9: You know what.

1023
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 17: He was nice enough at the bar. But you know

1024
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 17: what happens when you drink you have a rose colored

1025
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 17: glasses on. I think that's what's happening.

1026
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 1: Okay, is insult to injury.

1027
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 3: I guess the silver lining. As we've learned, there is

1028
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 3: a person out there for everyone, and that person for

1029
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 3: everyone is Mike. We love you, Mike, all into the show.

1030
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 3: We want to meet you.

1031
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,280
Speaker 14: Brash and burn I got.

1032
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 7: It, froking Jeffrey in the morning.

1033
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 3: You know, we never asked, but I'm just assuming Ellie

1034
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 3: hooked up with Mike.

1035
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,359
Speaker 1: You think that they hooked up.

1036
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 3: I mean just the sound of her voice, like she

1037
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 3: was glowing over the phone, like smiling just at the

1038
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,720
Speaker 3: thought of his face and laughing just at the thought

1039
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 3: of his jokes.

1040
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:44,839
Speaker 4: Was like, I never thought I hear from him.

1041
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: I think it was a one night stand. Why why

1042
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: would Mike need us? Yeah, she didn't Ellie ever stop

1043
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: and think about that. But Jeffrey, I can't believe you

1044
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 1: went along with it. I thought it was going crazy

1045
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: for a second.

1046
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 3: I'm like, I was like, I mean, we shouldigure out

1047
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 3: who this guy is rather than just correcting her and

1048
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 3: being like no, no, no, not him, but the more Logan.

1049
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then she added the story about Logan.

1050
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was cringe.

1051
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 1: I don't think he's ever going to listen to this podcast.

1052
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 3: I want to turn it into a positive. And maybe

1053
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 3: what we really should have done is we should have

1054
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 3: asked her if she wants us to call Mike for

1055
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 3: her for a second date update. We should I know

1056
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 3: they'd be a little bit weird, but maybe we accidentally

1057
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 3: ran into a second date sitch.

1058
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 2: I feel like backstabbing to Logan, but I mean I'm

1059
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 2: here for it, you know.

1060
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 4: I mean ironic if Mike's like, gosh, she's just not funny.

1061
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1062
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 3: I feel like it's our duty, though, to reach back

1063
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 3: out to Ellie and say, look, if Mike doesn't call

1064
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 3: you in the next twenty four hours, have us reach

1065
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 3: out to him for you, because she was a listener

1066
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 3: to and we're desperately in need of content.

1067
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: We have loyalty to no one. No we apologie.

1068
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:03,879
Speaker 3: Except to ourselves. So if you have loyalty to us too,

1069
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 3: you can always email us. We'll call the person who

1070
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 3: isn't calling you back. Get your little second date update.

1071
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 7: Action Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1072
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 3: Brooke, you agree that in long term relationships, personality is

1073
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 3: more important than looks for sure. Yeah, and it's important

1074
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 3: to find someone who's good at communicating. That's a cornerstone

1075
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 3: of a good relationships.

1076
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you can be your total true self too.

1077
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 3: Assuming you also agree that people can find love in

1078
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 3: the most unexpected places.

1079
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure of course.

1080
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 3: Okay, so what you're saying is falling in love with

1081
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 3: a random on Craigslist is a good idea. She did

1082
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 3: just say that he's a good communicator with a lot

1083
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,360
Speaker 3: of personality, even though he misspells the word handcuffs with

1084
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 3: two peas.

1085
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: There's probably somebody who said.

1086
00:51:52,120 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 3: Before this is a great relationship.

1087
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 1: It really.

1088
00:51:58,800 --> 00:51:59,760
Speaker 4: Now Brook's a liar.

1089
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 3: We're heading over to that website with Brooks full support

1090
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 3: a new edition of Craigslist Misconnections. It's coming up right after.

1091
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 7: This he cut Misconnections.

1092
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 3: That was me staring there's only two places where you

1093
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 3: can find true love in this world. One is on

1094
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 3: the top level of a double decker sightseeing bush.

1095
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 5: Wow.

1096
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 3: Remember if the upstairs is a rocket, don't come and

1097
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 3: knock him. The others on the pages of craigslist dot

1098
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 3: org because we scour that website every week to find

1099
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 3: the best misconnections that they have to offer, like this

1100
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:42,240
Speaker 3: first one titled Climbing the Walls of Love rock Climbing

1101
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 3: Center Woman for Man forty one. She says, it was

1102
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 3: my first time indoor rock climbing, and you were my

1103
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 3: guide even though I was a novice. I told you

1104
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 3: to challenge me and push me as hard as you could,

1105
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 3: But as soon as I got ten feet off the ground,

1106
00:52:58,480 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 3: I wet myself.

1107
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: Oh you could sit scared.

1108
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,720
Speaker 3: You yelled at me, saying, now it's time to laugh

1109
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 3: in the face of danger. And I did that. I mean,

1110
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,799
Speaker 3: I tried to laugh, but the only noise I could

1111
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 3: make sounded like a seal giving birth.

1112
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: I'm just hoping to you.

1113
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 3: Then climbed up to meet me at my perch and

1114
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 3: told me not to worry. You then gave me a

1115
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 3: small orange pill and said, this will make all your

1116
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 3: fears go away.

1117
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I don't think he works.

1118
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 3: There, and all your heroes come to life, and she's like, cool.

1119
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 4: Let's take it.

1120
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: I already wet myself like.

1121
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 3: A baby to a bottle. I popped it in my mouth. Okay,

1122
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 3: And next thing I knew, I was scaling the side

1123
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 3: of Mount Vesuvius with all four golden girls.

1124
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 4: Were with you.

1125
00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 3: As I reached the top of the ancient volcano, I

1126
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:04,280
Speaker 3: lifted both my arms skyward and they magically sprouted into wings.

1127
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 3: I took flight over the lava bearing beast, and the

1128
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 3: view was so magnificent. I cried chocolate tears of happiness

1129
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 3: into the boiling magna balloon.

1130
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 4: But mushroom, Yeah, like.

1131
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,800
Speaker 1: What, She's really still only ten feet off.

1132
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 3: The ground, right, next thing I remember, I woke up

1133
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,919
Speaker 3: screaming in your arms and staring into your one good eye.

1134
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 4: Oh.

1135
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 3: Afterwards you told me you had to go on break,

1136
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 3: But I'll never forget the feeling I had that day.

1137
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,359
Speaker 3: Quick question, When is the pill supposed to wear off?

1138
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,759
Speaker 3: It's been a few days and I'm still seeing the

1139
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 3: golden girls around town. The lunch just parked my car.

1140
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are gonna be the ones that haunt you.

1141
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 1: I say, not too bad.

1142
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 3: That was from Chloe.

1143
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,239
Speaker 4: Wow, that got weird. Yeah?

1144
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 6: Do you think He reads that and goes, oh, I

1145
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:54,839
Speaker 6: love a beast girl.

1146
00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 3: This next misconnection is titled We Bonded over can Conspiracy

1147
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:03,439
Speaker 3: Theories a k a. The Truth.

1148
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:07,240
Speaker 1: We go.

1149
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 3: The mall. He says, I noticed you yesterday afternoon perusing

1150
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 3: the calendar Kiosk.

1151
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 1: Area code for something.

1152
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 3: You had curly red hair, a cute smile, and had

1153
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 3: a good sense of humor. I know that because for

1154
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 3: at least three minutes you laughed at the calendar called

1155
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 3: nuns having fun. And that's when I made my move.

1156
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 3: I came up from behind and whispered, did you know

1157
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:41,359
Speaker 3: it was really a nun who shot? Jfk Oh God

1158
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 3: the star sure, it may have been factually incorrect, but

1159
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,280
Speaker 3: it was a genius icebreaker, if I do say so myself.

1160
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 3: I then handed you my business card, professional conspiracy theorist.

1161
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 1: No, you could literally put anything you want on a card,

1162
00:55:58,880 --> 00:55:59,919
Speaker 1: and that is not a shame.

1163
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 3: I wonder if it comes with Benny's. You gave me

1164
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 3: a strange look, and that's when I said, I know

1165
00:56:06,080 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 3: this country's full of crackpots, but you can trust me. Ah,

1166
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 3: I'm not one of them.

1167
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm different.

1168
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,280
Speaker 3: For the next ten minutes, I spoke to you about

1169
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:19,080
Speaker 3: the Illuminati, the true identity of Eminem, and what the

1170
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 3: special in special case cereal really stands.

1171
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:27,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why am I curious?

1172
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 3: You then told me that you had to leave for

1173
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 3: an emergency involving your spleen.

1174
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: Oh that's a.

1175
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 3: Strange go to emergency. I hope you see this because

1176
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 3: my invitation still stands to join my conspiracy small group

1177
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 3: this weekend. The other guys are kind of skeptical of newcomers,

1178
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,919
Speaker 3: but if you bring Pringles, they'll be your biggest fan.

1179
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 3: I promise facts, Travis. Let's go to your next misconnection,

1180
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 3: titled to the drunk man who occasionally passes out in

1181
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 3: our tool shed.

1182
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 4: Oh that's polite.

1183
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:07,359
Speaker 3: Woman for man forty six?

1184
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: Wait you want him there.

1185
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,560
Speaker 3: For the last week and a half, i've seen you

1186
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,240
Speaker 3: stumble into our backyard and crash in our tool shed.

1187
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 3: You immediately looked familiar, like I may have seen you

1188
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 3: at the library a month or so ago, looking at

1189
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 3: dirty stuff in the shared computer area. Oh, but that

1190
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 3: could have easily been somebody else.

1191
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: And there's a lot to choose from.

1192
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 3: When I first saw you sneak in, I wanted to

1193
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 3: call the cops, but then I noticed your hobo swagger.

1194
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, yeah, that's the Kanye West new line.

1195
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I thought, hmm, I wouldn't mind getting to

1196
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 3: know some of that. My husband travels all the time

1197
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 3: and it's never home. Meanwhile, you don't even live with

1198
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 3: us in your home more than he is. Oh, last night,

1199
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 3: I was tempted to invite you into the big house,

1200
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 3: but instead I got nervous, so I just left a

1201
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 3: half turkey leg near the shovels.

1202
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 4: And rakes like an animal.

1203
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 1: You're not even gonna give a full one.

1204
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 3: I noticed it was gone this morning. Did you eat

1205
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 3: it or did the rats get to it first?

1206
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 4: Exactly?

1207
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 3: Anyway, if you see this and you're still living in

1208
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 3: my shed, I put a flashlight on the top shelf

1209
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 3: for you. There's no batteries inside, but I did fill

1210
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 3: it with old pizza pockets.

1211
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 4: Oh okay, use.

1212
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 3: Those for nourishment. You're gonna need it for when my

1213
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,959
Speaker 3: husband leaves on a work trip.

1214
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 7: Face.

1215
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,880
Speaker 1: Hey, if there's any husbands that are missing hot pockets.

1216
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 3: They to talk to. Those are your Craigslist misconnections.

1217
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1218
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 3: Today is a lot of people's first day back to

1219
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 3: work and back to school in the brand new and

1220
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 3: improved New Year.

1221
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:00,120
Speaker 4: Yeah boy, could I use a vaca?

1222
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:07,680
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yes, that joke was funny the twentieth time

1223
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 3: that she said it. Ever, still hits hard. And what

1224
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 3: better way to start this new year than with a

1225
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 3: return player to this show, Natasha the postal worker. Oh

1226
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 3: fourteen and one.

1227
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 4: Against you all to start off the year.

1228
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 3: Right, talk about new year, new you, Natasha?

1229
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 17: That's right?

1230
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: Is this your new year's resolution? Just to win once

1231
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: this year?

1232
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 5: Just one?

1233
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 4: Okay?

1234
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: I love it. I'm glad you made it to the holidays.

1235
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 2: You know, post office work not easy.

1236
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:38,960
Speaker 7: Rough.

1237
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 14: It was actually a lot lighter this year. Than it

1238
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 14: has been in the previous years.

1239
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 1: But people less giving to their friends and families.

1240
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 14: Yeah, all the.

1241
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 3: Families lose, but Natasha wins. So yeah, happy for you, Natasha.

1242
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 3: Let's get to the game here. You got thirty seconds.

1243
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 3: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1244
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 3: you could say past. But you have to beat her

1245
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 3: out right if you want to win. Are you ready?

1246
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 7: I am ready.

1247
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 3: You can do this, Natasha. Let's get that victory. Your

1248
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 3: time starts now. Today is National Bean Day. What's the

1249
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 3: most widely consumed bean in the world?

1250
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 13: Black bean?

1251
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,920
Speaker 3: Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl wins of any quarterback.

1252
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,280
Speaker 3: How many rings does he have?

1253
01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 13: Five?

1254
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 3: What Mountain Range runs along the eastern part of the

1255
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 3: United States? Name the eighties rock band that sings Pour

1256
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 3: some Sugar on Me. What word is used to describe

1257
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 3: someone who is equally skilled with both hands?

1258
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 5: Amedextrian?

1259
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 3: In which decade was the voting age lowered to eighteen

1260
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 3: sixties seventies or eighties seventies?

1261
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:40,960
Speaker 6: Incredible speed?

1262
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 3: Incredible speed? You know how to use the pass very

1263
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 3: very well.

1264
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 4: I don't want to deal with that.

1265
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 3: It's a true veteran here. So we talked about you

1266
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 3: setting a resolution to beat Brook one time? Do you

1267
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 3: have any other New Year's goals set for yourself this year?

1268
01:00:57,640 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 14: To actually use my passport? I got it last year, so.

1269
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. Where are you gonna go?

1270
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 14: I have no idea.

1271
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 4: A first trip ever around in the country. Go to Antarctica?

1272
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 3: Oh do it, big girl? You know what I'm saying.

1273
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 1: It's actually a little penguin that checks your passport and

1274
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 1: you get that.

1275
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 3: Now we're on de Brook veteran world traveler. Are you ready?

1276
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 1: I am ready?

1277
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Bean Day. What's

1278
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 3: the most widely consumed bean in the world?

1279
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:30,919
Speaker 1: Garbonzo?

1280
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 3: Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl wins of any quarterback.

1281
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 3: How many rings does he have?

1282
01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: God? Nine?

1283
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 3: What mountain range runs along the eastern part of the

1284
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 3: United States?

1285
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 1: Appellations named the eighties.

1286
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 3: Rock band that sings? Pour some Sugar on me?

1287
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 7: Uh?

1288
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 3: Def What word is used to describe someone who is

1289
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 3: equally skilled with both hands?

1290
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 1: Ami dexterous?

1291
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 3: In which decade was the voting age lower to eighteen sixties,

1292
01:01:55,640 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 3: seventies or eighties o sixties? All right, that answers are in.

1293
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 3: We're going to the scoreboard to see how you did

1294
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 3: with Jose.

1295
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 9: What I need to do here is have me a

1296
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 9: bunch of affairs.

1297
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 4: You sped through and you got too right.

1298
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, BT.

1299
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: Three year old, I thought I did better than that.

1300
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,920
Speaker 3: Natasha, Natasha, we haven't.

1301
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 1: Got you yet, but I'm glad because I want you

1302
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:32,400
Speaker 1: to keep calling in.

1303
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 3: This year one of my favorite Let's go for the

1304
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 3: answers for everybody. It's a National Bean Day. The most

1305
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 3: widely consumed bean in the world are soy beans.

1306
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,200
Speaker 1: It was going to be a tricky one like that.

1307
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 2: It wasn't going to be black beans because they're.

1308
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 3: Used for so many things like cooking oil and tofu

1309
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 3: and soy milk and other food products.

1310
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:54,880
Speaker 2: I was really concentrated on hummus.

1311
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 3: Coffee beans would actually be second.

1312
01:02:58,560 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 1: Fascinating.

1313
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 3: Tom Brady has the most Super Bowl wins of any quarterback,

1314
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 3: with seven total rings to his name.

1315
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 1: Step it up, Tom, I wanted nine.

1316
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 3: The Appalachian Mountains are the ones that run along the

1317
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 3: eastern part of the United States. Def Leppard sings the

1318
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 3: song pour Some Sugar on Me. If you're skilled with

1319
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 3: both hands equally, you're known as being ambidextrous and the

1320
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 3: decade where they lowered the voting age to eighteen was

1321
01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 3: the nineteen seventies.

1322
01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 1: Oh happened after the draft?

1323
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 2: Probably right, They're like, oh, I guess if we're gonna

1324
01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 2: draft you all, then we better let you vote.

1325
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 4: Give me right.

1326
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:30,360
Speaker 3: Just think eighteen year olds are smart?

1327
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 2: No, sure, I don't know about that. I was an

1328
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 2: eighteen year old one and I was definitely not that.

1329
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 3: I felt good about myself in eighteen. It was a lie,

1330
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 3: but I felt good about it. Yeah, Gus, Natasha, you

1331
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 3: didn't beat brook But just for playing, we are going

1332
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 3: to give you a pair of tickets to Kuza by

1333
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 3: sirq to Sole, performing January nineteenth through March second under

1334
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 3: the Big Top at Marymore Park. Get ready for the

1335
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:56,760
Speaker 3: acrobatic adrenaline rush of Kuza by sirk to Sole. Oh

1336
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 3: very cool, really cool, awesome. All right, Natasha, thank you

1337
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 3: so much for being here. We're going to be doing

1338
01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 3: wind Brooks Box the same time tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey

1339
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 3: in the morning.