WEBVTT - She Just Wanted Her Computer Fixed

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tapping.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Garrett, it's all about you today. What's your

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap? All over? Well, Elvis Billy wants to play

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<v Speaker 1>a phone tap on his girlfriend Lindsey. Now, Lindsay knows

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<v Speaker 1>nothing about technology, and recently Lindsay had some computer trouble,

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<v Speaker 1>so she called a company to come repair her computer,

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<v Speaker 1>and they haven't been coming to fix it, so she's

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<v Speaker 1>rescheduled a few times. So I start the call to

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<v Speaker 1>Lindsay as the computer repairman here to fix her computer. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing more frustrating than a broken computer, especially to

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm dealing with you. I think you'll hear that

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<v Speaker 1>here in this phone tap. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>is Lindsay home? Please speaking Hi Lindsay. Hey, this is

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<v Speaker 1>Scooter bron over at Initiates. Sister. I know that you

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<v Speaker 1>were looking to schedule an appointment. Yeah, yes it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for calling. What seems to be the problem

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<v Speaker 1>with your computer. I don't know. It's like splashing this

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<v Speaker 1>symbol at me and I'm not really sure what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on again. I was just working on a paper and

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<v Speaker 1>I crashed. Okay, do you know if the case m

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<v Speaker 1>V switch happened to bust. I don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I know a lot about Can you come?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you? Can you actually come over and take a

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<v Speaker 1>look at what we totally looking to do that. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you looked into the back conundrum to see if there's

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<v Speaker 1>any blockage in the A one to four hole? What?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. No, no, no, no, no no no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on. It sounds like it

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<v Speaker 1>could be the A one four problem. So what I

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<v Speaker 1>need you to do right now? Take your laptop, look

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<v Speaker 1>in the back and just give it, give it a

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<v Speaker 1>little blow, just blow into the back. See if anything

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<v Speaker 1>is like rustling around, like a little piece of metal

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<v Speaker 1>or something. So okay, all right? And did you notice

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<v Speaker 1>any movement from any particles from the back of the

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<v Speaker 1>A one four hole? No, it's really a tight hole.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what do you want me to do? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that you might have blown the main frame?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the main frame is? What talking of?

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to come over here and fix my computer,

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<v Speaker 1>you hot stuff. I don't know computers. All right, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>let me see if I can get someone out to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Within the next maybe the day or so. IM okay,

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<v Speaker 1>please hold no, you're gonna come over here and fix

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<v Speaker 1>like if you're right now? Do you understand? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know she's one of those yet though. She doesn't even

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<v Speaker 1>know what the hardware is, don't know what mainframe is. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>put her in the idiot. You know that I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on the line and I can hear what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Who do you think you are? Hi? How's it going?

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<v Speaker 1>I just talked to one of our guys. I dare

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<v Speaker 1>you customer? I understand that customer, Okay, and you do

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<v Speaker 1>not talk to me like that. I am not supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to know how to fix computers. You are. I never

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<v Speaker 1>said that your job. She had no idea what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? All right, so Billy, gonna have you

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<v Speaker 1>call her back and act like you have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on? Just calling and checking on her? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on? Oh my god. I just got off the

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<v Speaker 1>phone with the gas and I was gonna bok an

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<v Speaker 1>appointment and I'm just frustrated. Why didn't you end up

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<v Speaker 1>booking an appointment? Because they they have sended me so hard?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up with the computer? Then? I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what an A one my is? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean that A one four port? Do you have you

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<v Speaker 1>blow in event? If you know about this? And why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you come over and fix my computer for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't they call and pay somebody five hundred bucks? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>lindsay what who is this? My name is Garrett from

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. And you just got

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap by your boyfriend Billy got new right, Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Duran phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded with

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